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Your dinner is here.

Freshly delivered...

No preservatives...

Are you happy today?

Thanks for allowing me to visit the little snakes.

I am so happy today.

Can I come again next week?

I am going away for a holiday.

Can you baby-sit my snakes?

This is...true beauty.

Fuck, you idiot!

Sorry. Sorry.

Oh, ho, lizard!

Hello.

- How are the snakes? - Good!

Good!

Where are you?

Did the police tell you to say that?

Is it true you stole lots of money through the computer?

Yes.

Mr Cop, are you listening?

How many of you are there?

I'm calling to make sure you didn't arrest the wrong person.

I'm fully responsible.

See you in heaven.

Or hell. It's the same, right?

Say farewell to my snakes for me.

If they're unhappy,

play to them Wagner's "The Flying Dutchmen". Bye!

This has to be the last one.

Five more and we'll break our 1989 record.

One more thanks.

One for me too!

If I lined up all the noodles I've eaten it'd reach the moon.

Together with mine it would make a round trip to Mars.

I've cracked it.

What?

The password.

You've lost. You pay the bill...Thanks.

No...no...not again...bastard! I won't be fooled this time.

That will make you a millionaire. Bye.

Bullshit! Why don't you use it if it works?

It's yours.

Tip him...you billionaire!

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

I've no use for it.

It's dangerous

Thanks for the noodles.

Fuck you!