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♪ Love is a song that never ends ♪
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♪ Sunshine turns to rain ♪
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♪ In Disney cartoons, a parent dies ♪
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♪ Life will be full of pain ♪
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♪ We bring tears to children's eyes ♪
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HOMER: ♪ They'll never sleep again ♪
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CHORUS: ♪ Ooh. ♪
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Barti, wait for me.
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Shh! Stop all that noise.
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A hunter has entered the forest.
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Cool. What's a hunter?
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(GUNSHOTS)
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- Run, Barti, run!
- Not without you, Mama.
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(GUNSHOT)
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Owl season starts next week. Next week!
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- (GUNSHOT)
- Death.
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Barti, if you love me, run!
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♪ ♪
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(GUNSHOT)
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I made it, Mama.
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Mama?
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Mama?!
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Where-where's my mama?
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I'm fine, sweetheart. I'm fine.
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Your father took care of the bad man.
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Time for a little "stag party."
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(HUNTER GRUNTING)
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- Thank God you're herbivores.
- That's right.
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And today your name is "Herb."
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(GOBBLING GRUNTS)
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♪ ♪
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(THUNDER CRASHES)
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This family is so poor.
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I hate to say it,
but you are a bad provider.
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Hey, I put a roof over your head.
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(YELPING)
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Okay, under your head.
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Family, I have excellent news.
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I got a job as a tutor in a nice,
rich home.
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How deep is the water
in their living room?
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There's no water in their living room.
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(GASPS) That's a thing?
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Oh, Homie, use a coaster.
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Okay, here's a math problem.
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How long can the two of us
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watch your hundred-inch TV
before anyone gets wise?
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"Y" equals 102.
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What the hell are you talking about?
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I want to watch TV.
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- ♪ ♪
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Tickets.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Oh, this works on two levels:
blood and guts.
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Sir, you're not happy with me? Why?
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You have the poor person smell. (SNIFFS)
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Gas station ramen, a whiff of despair.
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May I? (SNIFFS)
Oh, also class resentment.
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Almost boiling over.
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- Very dangerous.
- Mm-hmm.
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Now leave.
I just have to find another idiot
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to take your job.
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Idiot, eh?
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How did you hear about this position?
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Well, through proper channels.
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Certainly not through your tutor,
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who I never met,
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Or your new maid, Marge. Or your...
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Lisa, what's your job again?
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Uh, sir, I'm the art teacher.
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Aw, you've loved art ever
since you were a little...
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late for the job interview.
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Ja, ja. Gut.
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We are leaving on a long vacation.
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Here are the keys to the beer garden,
the saxophone room,
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and my armory of stink bombs.
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- Can we trust you?
- Honored sir,
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we are beyond reproach.
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Especially the new groundskeeper.
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Ah. (GRUNTS)
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(BELCHES)
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I think she has a
thing for the pool boy.
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- (THUNDER CRASHES)
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(CHUCKLES) Stupid rich people.
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While they're gone,
we eat their food, drink their booze,
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and break their complicated toilets.
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I was not built for the American ass.
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(FRENCH ACCENT):
He thinks I am a drinking fountain. Ugh.
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(THUNDER CRASHES)
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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Who could that be? At this hour?
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In the pouring rain?
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Please let me in. My jeans are wet.
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And they're my only pair of pants.
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Oh, you poor, poor man.
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Can I get you some tea?
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Oh, yeah, I-I know where it is.
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Sir, what are you doing?
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I need to go... downstairs. (GRUNTS)
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Daddy's coming!
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Go on... without me.
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Really, fatso?
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You're that exhausted going downstairs?
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Why, you little...
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(GRUNTING)
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(GROANS)
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Huh?
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That's right, I hid my family
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in this cramped, windowless basement.
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This is nicer than our house.
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See what I mean? Bad provider.
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Everything was great
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until you parasites took our jobs.
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You're squatting in the basement
and you're calling us parasites?
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Well, maybe the truth is
the master is the parasite
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because he exploits us all,
and, um, yeah, okay.
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This is where you're
supposed to be smacking them
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- with the frying pan.
- Sorry. (GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS, GROANS)
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(OVERLAPPING SHOUTING)
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- Parasites.
- Parasites!
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Geez, how many people live down here?
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People of all incomes.
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This house is an allegory.
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Emphasis on "gory."
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You don't have a worthwhile
bone in your body.
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(CRIES OUT)
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(ALL SHOUTING, GRUNTING)
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Wait! If we all work together,
regardless of class,
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we could finally change
everything for the better.
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Wow, that sounds great.
Unless it's socialism.
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Not totally, but certain aspects are
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- similar to social...
- Kill her!
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(ALL SHOUTING)
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Seeing all that horror
and poverty makes me think
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- we should lower the corporate tax rate even further.
- Agreed.
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(GUNSHOT)
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There's no way they can get up here,
is there?
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Heh, heh, heh.
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My last words are
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"I'm too young and beautiful to die.
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Take a baby instead."
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(SHOUTING, GRUNTING)
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Well, Marge, I finally got you
a house with no leaks.
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Yeah, but it's filled with dead bodies.
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(SCOFFS) Some people are never happy.
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- ♪ ♪
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And they say on moonless nights,
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just like this one,
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in ordinary neighborhoods,
just like this one,
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the ghost of the murdered squirrel
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leaps, treehouse to treehouse,
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biting the toes of little girls.
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(SCREAMS)
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(CHUCKLES) You sure scared them.
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- Can you get off my lap?
- In due time.
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Oh, Marge.
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I did a chore today.
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Which one?
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Unloaded the dishwasher.
All... the... way.
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Ooh.
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(BOTH MOANING)
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Mom, Dad, can we sleep in your bed?
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(LISA WHIMPERING)
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Oh, which scary story did
Bart tell you this time?
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The one where the little girl's
head is filled with potato bugs,
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and there's no way she can tell?
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'Cause that's only partially true.
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No! And that's even worse!
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Lousy treehouse.
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Every year, three scary stories:
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two of them good,
and a lame one in the middle.
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I'll put an end to that.
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(GRUNTING)
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(YAWNING)
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Stupid hard work.
I'll put an end to that.
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(THUNDER CRASHES)
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Who dares cleave my trunk, because...
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You keep talkin'.
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I'm gonna chop you down
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before you finish that sentence.
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(GRUNTING)
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(DOG HOWLS)
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I am Groot.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Hmm. You're real mature.
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Laughin' at a brain-damaged tree.
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(SHOUTING, SCREAMING)
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Help! Help! S-O-S!
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Is there a dendrologist in the house?
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And this is the Doppler Effect...
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Always teaching science...
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(THUD)
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Oh, ain't that nice? A tree farm.
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No!
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This holiday is worse
than Dutch Elm Disease.
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Eh, no offense there.
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- Oh, yeah...
- (MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY)
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Humans have abused us for too long.
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Today we celebrate our Arbor Day.
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We have got to get a better
name for that holiday.
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I may live in the human world,
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but I never forget my tree roots.
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Hey! How'd you like me to
pick something off you?
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I didn't like it at all.
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Feed me. Feed me!
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(LAUGHS)
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You're not a tree. You're a plant.
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Yes, but I identify as a tree.
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I'm a trans-plant.
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(LAUGHING)
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A legion of forest grumps
is heading into town,
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bent on revenge for years
of bad tree-tment. (GROANS)
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This just in, my chest... (GRUNTS)
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All right, this is it.
No tree is a match for
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a human with a wooden bat.
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First, we kill them,
then we hang our hammocks!
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(CHEERING)
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(CHAINSAW REVVING)
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Finally I'll get my revenge
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for all the leaves I had to rake,
and all the prunin'.
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And the times a tree leaped
out in front of me tractor
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when I was textin' me friends.
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- Gah!
- (CHAINSAW REVS)
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Oh, no. Pollen!
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And I'm all out of antihistamine.
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(SNEEZING)
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- Huh?
- Time to hit me a homer.
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♪ ♪
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(ROARS)
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Whee!
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Oh, the trees won.
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Another crass play for
an environmental award.
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You will make a fine beanbag chair.
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That is very difficult to dispute.
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However...
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(GRUNTS) Oh, boy...
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♪ ♪
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(SCOFFS) Halloween isn't over,
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and they're already
starting with Christmas.
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♪ ♪
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In January, Bart was awful,
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put earthworms in his father's waffle.
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In February, the dead of winter,
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Bart catfished teacher, right on Tinder.
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In March, we saw the start of spring.
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Bart unscrewed the playground swing.
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April's known for paying taxes.
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For Bart, it's known
for nude butt faxes.
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- In May...
- HOMER: Oh, how many months are there?!
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In May we dance around a pole.
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Bart knocked it down
with a car he stole.
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June is halfway through the year.
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Bart has a sip of his first beer.
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July is when the Bastille falls.
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Bart cuts heads off Lisa's dolls.
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August is always a scorcher.
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Bart perfects his turtle torture.
264
00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:54,747
September, Bart won't even mention.
265
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,992
He spends the whole month in detention.
266
00:13:56,994 --> 00:13:59,085
October ends with Halloween.
267
00:13:59,179 --> 00:14:01,179
Bart eats candy till he's green.
268
00:14:01,331 --> 00:14:03,649
In November, Bart can carve the turkey.
269
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:06,759
He'll be serving human jerky. (CHUCKLES)
270
00:14:06,853 --> 00:14:09,446
Then, worst of all, in cold December...
271
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(CHOKING)
272
00:14:11,933 --> 00:14:14,117
(AUTOMATED VOICE): R.I.P.
273
00:14:21,451 --> 00:14:23,277
_
274
00:14:23,278 --> 00:14:25,203
(PHONE RINGING)
275
00:14:25,355 --> 00:14:26,463
(HOMER SCREAMS)
276
00:14:28,745 --> 00:14:31,359
Lisa, we have something to tell you.
277
00:14:31,378 --> 00:14:33,695
We had a party and didn't invite you.
278
00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:37,290
It was a week ago.
We watched a cool TikTok.
279
00:14:37,384 --> 00:14:39,142
But anyone who watches the TikTok
280
00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:41,386
dies after seven days.
281
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,722
I watched it first. (GRUNTS)
282
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,207
Oopsie!
283
00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:47,484
Finally, I'm not a twin anymore.
284
00:14:47,635 --> 00:14:50,636
I can have the top bunk and... (YELLS)
285
00:14:50,731 --> 00:14:53,732
I killed Jerry and Larry.
286
00:14:53,884 --> 00:14:56,476
Bart, have you heard
about this deadly TikTok?
287
00:14:56,495 --> 00:14:59,571
Oh, yeah. Everyone was invited
to that party except you.
288
00:14:59,723 --> 00:15:02,557
- Even Milhouse?
- I was the bouncer.
289
00:15:02,576 --> 00:15:04,984
(LAUGHING)
290
00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:07,896
Then I watched that TikTok eight times.
291
00:15:07,989 --> 00:15:09,748
(GROANS)
292
00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:12,634
I didn't watch it.
But you can if you want.
293
00:15:12,635 --> 00:15:14,235
_
294
00:15:14,296 --> 00:15:15,503
Nice try.
295
00:15:15,572 --> 00:15:17,848
If we knew what was in that video,
296
00:15:17,999 --> 00:15:19,725
maybe we could stop it.
297
00:15:20,065 --> 00:15:21,881
_
298
00:15:22,187 --> 00:15:23,912
We just have to find someone
299
00:15:23,930 --> 00:15:25,580
who isn't afraid of death
300
00:15:25,599 --> 00:15:27,432
and likes to watch TV.
301
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:29,342
I'm your man.
302
00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:34,422
But, Grampa, if you do watch,
you die in seven days.
303
00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:36,682
That's three more than
the doctor gave me.
304
00:15:36,777 --> 00:15:38,518
(LAUGHS)
305
00:15:38,612 --> 00:15:39,613
Okay.
306
00:15:39,763 --> 00:15:41,946
First, there's an evil-looking ring.
307
00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:43,448
Then an empty chair.
308
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,450
Then a lady combing her hair.
309
00:15:45,602 --> 00:15:48,937
I like the old movies where
the combing was implied.
310
00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:50,881
Now there's a bunch of maggots.
311
00:15:51,032 --> 00:15:52,049
Satan head.
312
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,408
More maggots. More maggots.
313
00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:56,294
No, wait, that's an ad for Chipotle.
314
00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:58,555
Now a woman's jumping off a cliff,
315
00:15:58,706 --> 00:16:00,632
and we end up with an abandoned well.
316
00:16:00,784 --> 00:16:02,893
This is the kind of movie
you watch in a museum
317
00:16:03,044 --> 00:16:04,286
when your feet hurt.
318
00:16:04,304 --> 00:16:05,787
And my feet always hurt.
319
00:16:05,806 --> 00:16:06,897
(PHONE RINGS)
320
00:16:07,048 --> 00:16:09,399
MALE VOICE: Seven days.
321
00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:13,128
- What?
- Seven days.
322
00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:14,963
I can't hear ya.
323
00:16:14,981 --> 00:16:17,148
(ANGRILY): Seven days.
324
00:16:17,301 --> 00:16:19,167
Maybe I better jot this down.
325
00:16:19,169 --> 00:16:20,802
What was your name again?
326
00:16:20,821 --> 00:16:22,829
(DEMONIC GROWLING)
327
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,642
I don't know who you
are or what you want,
328
00:16:27,811 --> 00:16:29,978
but let me give you
my credit card number.
329
00:16:29,996 --> 00:16:31,904
I don't have time for your nonsense.
330
00:16:31,998 --> 00:16:33,164
We have bigger problems.
331
00:16:33,317 --> 00:16:35,550
Steroid allegations
on the kickball team.
332
00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:38,429
Psst.
333
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:41,723
I know about your infernal TikTok.
334
00:16:46,346 --> 00:16:49,088
This is the tragic tale
of a sad second-grader.
335
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:51,257
Mopey Mary, they called her.
336
00:16:51,276 --> 00:16:53,168
Kids can be so cruel.
337
00:16:53,261 --> 00:16:57,522
Ooh, "Mopey." The worst thing
you can call someone in 1932.
338
00:16:58,222 --> 00:17:00,024
One cold February,
339
00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:02,510
after receiving naught
in her Valentine's box
340
00:17:02,529 --> 00:17:04,679
but a poop from the class rabbit,
341
00:17:04,848 --> 00:17:08,016
poor Mary ran to the old school well
342
00:17:08,034 --> 00:17:09,517
and threw herself in.
343
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:11,944
She was down there for seven days
344
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:14,965
before anyone bothered to look.
345
00:17:15,116 --> 00:17:17,634
Fortunately, it was the end of my shift.
346
00:17:17,861 --> 00:17:20,028
(WHISTLES HAPPILY)
347
00:17:20,121 --> 00:17:21,125
BART: Wait a minute.
348
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,881
We don't have a school well.
349
00:17:23,033 --> 00:17:24,048
WILLIE: I covered it
350
00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:26,701
so no one would ever go near it again.
351
00:17:26,794 --> 00:17:29,795
They say the unhappy
spirit of Mopey Mary lurks
352
00:17:29,890 --> 00:17:33,466
in the murderous video
shared by popular children.
353
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,635
Shouldn't you have
told the police first?
354
00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:37,228
I tried to tell Wiggum.
355
00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:39,531
He got scared and ran off.
356
00:17:40,550 --> 00:17:43,218
Daddy, that's my pee-pee bed.
357
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,495
Uh, not anymore. (CHUCKLES)
358
00:17:49,576 --> 00:17:52,060
Looks like it's up to
me to save the school.
359
00:17:52,078 --> 00:17:53,561
I can do this.
360
00:17:53,730 --> 00:17:55,154
Beware.
361
00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:56,731
Milhouse?
362
00:17:56,824 --> 00:18:00,010
Yeah. It was really nice of
them to give me ghost glasses.
363
00:18:00,161 --> 00:18:01,569
Now, be careful, Lisa.
364
00:18:01,588 --> 00:18:04,014
And can you kill off
a Hershey bar for me?
365
00:18:04,241 --> 00:18:06,241
I think that's how I get one.
366
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:08,076
The rules aren't very clear up here.
367
00:18:08,094 --> 00:18:09,686
I will.
368
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:15,317
(PHONE RINGING)
369
00:18:19,105 --> 00:18:21,612
MALE VOICE: Seven days.
370
00:18:21,647 --> 00:18:22,941
- Coward!
- Say what?
371
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:25,109
I don't want to wait seven days.
372
00:18:25,262 --> 00:18:27,353
So... come and get me now.
373
00:18:27,447 --> 00:18:30,874
Uh, I have to move some stuff around;
just a sec.
374
00:18:31,025 --> 00:18:32,858
(HOLD MUSIC PLAYING)
375
00:18:32,936 --> 00:18:36,362
WOMAN: Killing you is very
important to us. Please hold.
376
00:18:36,531 --> 00:18:39,774
Your curse will be answered
in the order it was received.
377
00:18:40,801 --> 00:18:42,610
MALE VOICE: Okay, um, how's Wednesday?
378
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:43,720
I've got a guy coming to look at
379
00:18:43,871 --> 00:18:45,447
the air conditioner in the morning.
380
00:18:45,465 --> 00:18:48,225
Kill me now or kill me never.
381
00:18:48,393 --> 00:18:49,517
Fine!
382
00:19:01,556 --> 00:19:03,631
Hello, Mary. I'm not scared.
383
00:19:03,650 --> 00:19:07,018
Um, would you mind taking those
black boots off in the house?
384
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:08,653
Oh, wait.
385
00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:11,731
Those are your feet! (SCREAMS)
386
00:19:11,825 --> 00:19:15,143
(GROWLING NOISES)
387
00:19:16,226 --> 00:19:18,480
Um, I wanted to give you something.
(CHUCKLES)
388
00:19:18,498 --> 00:19:21,149
Something that will change
the way you look at the world.
389
00:19:21,242 --> 00:19:23,075
(CHOKING)
390
00:19:23,169 --> 00:19:24,502
Here it is.
391
00:19:24,654 --> 00:19:25,911
(CHOKING)
392
00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:28,323
A valentine? For me?
393
00:19:28,492 --> 00:19:30,267
(COUGHS) I want to be your friend.
394
00:19:30,418 --> 00:19:31,993
I want to braid your hair
395
00:19:32,086 --> 00:19:33,603
and see your beautiful face.
396
00:19:34,848 --> 00:19:36,681
Ah! All right. All right.
397
00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:38,833
We'll work with that. Oh...
398
00:19:38,852 --> 00:19:40,443
You know why I'm smiling?
399
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,020
- (FROG CROAKS)
- 'Cause I have a best friend!
400
00:19:42,172 --> 00:19:44,281
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Best friend?
401
00:19:44,432 --> 00:19:46,611
I've already suffocated.
402
00:19:46,646 --> 00:19:48,285
Give me a little space.
403
00:19:49,012 --> 00:19:50,194
Okay, no problem.
404
00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:52,697
Hey, I wrote you
a song on the saxophone.
405
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:54,958
It's called "Well Bottom Blues."
406
00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:56,793
♪ ♪
407
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:00,456
I'll tell you what. I'm just gonna walk
408
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:01,496
right over here, okay?
409
00:20:01,531 --> 00:20:03,358
You sound great.
410
00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:05,860
I bet it sounds even better
from the bottom of the well.
411
00:20:05,953 --> 00:20:08,430
(SHRIEKING)
412
00:20:10,559 --> 00:20:14,886
WOMAN:
♪ We'll see you next Halloween ♪
413
00:20:15,038 --> 00:20:19,316
♪ With tales of horror and pain ♪
414
00:20:20,210 --> 00:20:24,470
♪ Treehouse X-X-X-I-I-I ♪
415
00:20:24,564 --> 00:20:29,159
♪ Take a trip down
Dismembering Lane ♪
416
00:20:29,310 --> 00:20:33,979
♪ Where were Kang
and Kodos this time? ♪
417
00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:38,409
♪ Crammed into the final frame. ♪
418
00:20:38,562 --> 00:20:41,487
We're dimmer stars
than Proxima Centauri.
419
00:20:41,581 --> 00:20:44,879
Let's go drown our sorrows
in a child's blood.
420
00:20:44,914 --> 00:20:47,402
Hasn't there been enough
death in this episode?
421
00:20:47,495 --> 00:20:49,262
Really?
422
00:20:59,674 --> 00:21:01,649
♪ ♪
423
00:21:40,985 --> 00:21:42,565
(SCREAMS)
424
00:21:45,223 --> 00:21:48,219
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