All language subtitles for The Nanny s06 e07

Okay. As soon as she's ready,
we'll go.

Okay. Sweetie, listen.

I'm counting on you

to take good care of her
at the theater.

Hold her hand.

Make sure she doesn't
eat any junk food

and whatever you do,

do not let her
out of your sight.

Okay. I promise,
I'll take good care of her.

-Good boy.
-Thank you.

I'm ready.

You know, Yetta, I thought,

maybe,
we'd go see the newBabe

Babe, Bride of Chucky.

Whatever.

-Oh, thank God, you're here.
-What's wrong? What's wrong?

Your voice sounded
so terrible on the phone.

Everybody
keeps saying that to me.

I think it's the cordless.

-Darling, what's the problem?
-Ma.

I'm pregnant.

My daughter's pregnant.

And she's married.

Oh, Mom, please,

promise me
you won't say anything.

I haven't even told Max yet.

There's a problem.

It's not his?

Of course it's Maxwell's.

What I have growing inside of me

is a living,
breathing expression

of our undying love
as husband and wife.

-So, what's the problem?
-He don't want it.

What makes you think
Max doesn't want the baby?

Oh, because he said,

a baby is the last thing
we need in our lives.

Men are never that clear.

What were his exact words?

"A baby is the last thing
we need in our lives."

You know, it's very hard for men
to accept change.

Like your father,
when they came out

with that cookie dough
ice cream.

He didn't know
whether to freeze it or bake it.

Me? I took to it right away.

But, Ma, I mean, I'm gonna
have to tell him sometime.

How long can I hide
a thing like this?

Not long.

We Fine women tend to get wide.

Ay!

Darling,
when you tell your husband

that you're gonna have a baby,

he's gonna be thrilled.

-Oh, let's pray.
-But in the meantime, Ma,

please, don't even tell Daddy.

It's gonna be hard enough
for Maxwell to hear it from me,

let alone someone else.

[mouthing] A baby?

♪ She was working
In a bridal shop ♪

♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪

♪ Til her boyfriend
Kicked her out ♪

♪ In one of those
Crushing scenes ♪

♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪

♪ She was out on her fanny ♪

♪ So over the bridge
From Flushing ♪

♪ To the Sheffield's door ♪

♪ She was there to sell make up
But the father saw more ♪

♪ She had style!
She had flair!
She was there ♪

♪ That's how she became ♪

♪ The Nanny ♪

♪ Who would have guessed
That the girl we described ♪

♪ Was just exactly
What the doctor prescribed? ♪

♪ Now, the father
Finds her beguiling ♪

♪ Watch out C.C. ♪

♪ And the kids
Are actually smiling ♪

♪ Such joie de vivre ♪

♪ She's the lady in red ♪

♪ When everybody else
Is wearing tan ♪

♪ The flashy girl
From Flushing ♪

♪ The Nanny named Fran ♪

I can't believe
I'm gonna be a grandmother.

Ma,
you're already a grandmother.

Nadine has two kids.

I don't like going over
to your sister's apartment.

His mother is sitting there
all the time,

eating them out of house
and home.

Acting like she owns the place.

Well, not everyone
is as sensitive as you, Ma.

I know.

Niles, what's the matter?

Nothing.

Aww...

Did Brighton leave his bankbook
open in the kitchen again?

-No.
-Well, why are you crying?

Because
I'm thrilled about our baby

and I don't give a damn
what he thinks.

I don't want him to hear
about it from you.

I wanna be the one to tell
Maxwell about little Shlomo.

-Shlomo?
-Yes.

It's my daddy's name.

What if it's a girl?

-Shloma.
-Shloma.

Now you listen to me, Niles,
this is a very big secret,

and if you blab to anybody,

it will be
the end of our friendship.

I swear to you,
my lips are sealed.

-All right.
-Except for now,

I'm so excited
we're having a baby.

What on Earth
is going on in here?

Congratulations, sir,
you're having--

People for dinner.

-Come. We'll pick a side dish.
-What?

You better tell Maxwell quick.

Keeping secrets,
ain't that butler's milieu.

Why don't you do
what I did with your father?

-What?
-Put on a sexy negligee,

light the candles,

and then at the perfect moment,
work in Shlomo.

Shlomo Sheffield.

Gee, I hope nobody
on his side of the family

already has that name.

You know, sweetheart,
I wouldn't be surprised

if he has an inkling

-that you're gonna have a baby.
-Oh, really?

You know what I did the night
I told your father?

I cuddled up to him,
I sat on his lap, and he said:

"Whoa, what are you, pregnant?"

It was like he read my mind.

Yeah, Ma, that was it.

Hello, Yetta. How was the movie?

I don't know. It was dark,

and I lost my glasses case,

and the boy.

What boy? Oh, you mean Burton?

Promise me,

you'll keep this a secret
from Mr. Sheffield.

He'll be devastated. I know.

The same thing happened to me

in 1939.

I lost my little girl, Sylvia.

Never saw her again.

She's in the living room.

She's back?

My baby.

Why, why is she yelling "Baby"?

It's this whole stupid thing.
Big secret.

You know the secret?

Yeah, yeah, don't tell
Maxwell about the kid.

Ms. Babcock, I can hardly
believe you're still standing

after a bombshell like that.

What bombshell?
It's not that big a deal.

You don't see Fran's pregnancy

as the final
nail in your coffin?

Nanny Fine is pregnant?

-That wasn't your secret?
-No.

I can't believe
Nanny Fine's pregnant.

Now Miss Babcock, Fran hasn't
told Mr. Sheffield yet,

and if she finds out I blabbed,
I'll lose my closest friend.

I have nothing to live for.

Oh, please, don't tell her.

Don't tell her.
I'll be your slave.

And, now I do.

Darling, what's all this
in the middle of the afternoon?

Wine, candles, a sexy negligee.

You were expecting me,
weren't you?

Well, funny you should use
the word "expecting."

Would you look?

All my favorite
savories and puddings.

Oh, honey.

Scones with
real clotted Cornish cream.

-Oh, sweetie.
-Kippers.

Oh, darling.

Look at all this wonderful food.

Hey, I'm naked over here.

Oh, sweetheart,
I'm so sorry. I...

I was ignoring you.

You're ignoring this side too.

-Sweetie, we need to talk.
-What, now?

Yeah, it's important.

More important than
what we're doing now?

Well, what we're doing
is why we need to talk.

Sorry, sweetheart,
I'm not following you.

Honey, I was just looking
at your baby picture and,

well, I was thinking,

wouldn't we make
a beautiful child together?

But, you know,
looks skip a generation.

Our children would, probably,
look like their grandparents.

Well, honey,
wouldn't you just really like

to hear the pitter-patter
of little feet around the house?

Well, now, darling,
we've talked about this.

We've just got married.

Do we really need
a baby crying all night?

Needing to be fed
at two in the morning,

diaper change at three?

Well, you know, darling,

Niles is not as young
as he used to be.

What's the rush?

I wanna be able to spontaneously
grab my wife and say,

"Come on,
let's go to the wine country."

You know how much fun you are
when you get all liquored up.

What a sweet thing to say.

Don't you worry, darling,
when the time is right,

we'll make
a beautiful baby together.

Meantime,
we can always rehearse.

Well, what if I said
that we don't need to rehearse,

because
we're already in production?

You're talking as if
we were having a baby right now.

-But what if we were?
-But we're not.

-But let's pretend.
-Let's not.

-Why not?
-Because...

Because I am too turned on
by my gorgeous wife

to think of having anything
but a little afternoon delight

with the woman I love.

That is the most horrible thing
that you have ever said to me.

-What?
-I can't believe you.

You want to go on
a vacation with me,

you think I'm sexy,
you love my body...

and you don't want little Shlomo
or Shloma.

I don't understand
a word you're saying.

Why are you
acting so irrationally?

Because that's the way
pregnant women act.

Gracie, I am in so much trouble.
I lost Yetta at the movies.

-How could you lose a person?
-I don't know.

I mean, one second she's talking
to a cardboard cutout
of Walter Matthau...

and the next second,
she was just gone.

Did you ask the other cutouts?

This is serious. There is
a woman loose out there,

who is asking people where
Chucky's bride is registered.

Crate and Barrel.
That's where she is.

Let's go, slave.
You should be done by now.

How's this?

Nope, nope.

That'll look too brassy on me.

Try spiced tea.

Oh, that'll look awful.

Not after it's permed.

Niles.

Careful, it's wet.

Niles.

Yes, Sir?

Niles, I--

This is just something
between you and C.C., right?

No, I'm rehearsing the musical
of Pippi Longstocking. Why?

You're not gonna believe this,
Niles, but we're having a baby.

Ooh! How fast was that,
you stud.

Congratulations, Sir.
Now, why aren't
you two off celebrating?

Because I'm afraid
Fran might have
interpreted something I said

as, well, devastating.

What did you say?

-I just told her how I felt.
-Oh, God!

I just told her
I wasn't ready for a baby.

I wasn't ready for all
the diapers and the crying.

Oh, how could you be
so insensitive?

A baby is such a happy occasion
in the lives of us newlyweds.

Your lack of enthusiasm
is turning

what should be
the most joyous day

of my life into
an absolute misery.

Well, would you just stop that?

Well, do you want to
have a baby or not?

Well, well, after thinking
about it, I suppose--

Yes, of course, I wanna have
a baby with Fran, I love her.

Well, then, I'd better
overhear you telling
her this soon, Mister,

because I am not
getting any younger.

Now, if you'll excuse me, sir,

I wanna get
something out of my hair.

Gonna lose the red, huh?

Yeah, right after
I get rid of the blond.

[crying]

Look at this.
A mother and child.

Is there
anything more beautiful?

Frankie, don't eat out
of the garbage, you'll die.

Oh, I'm sorry. You probably
think I'm some kind of a nut,

wearing a negligee
in the middle of Central Park.

No, I have a little problem
with that guy wearing one.

-I'm Caryn.
-Oh, hi.

I'm Fran.
Can I look at your baby?

He's so adorable.

He's a she.

They said
the sideburns will go away.

Sure.

And, you know,
you can always bleach them.

You know,
when you do the mustache.

I'm expecting, too.

Is it really painful?

Oh, no. Our bodies
are designed for that.

It's the most
natural thing in the world.

Now, tell me to my face.

It was the most horrendous
experience I've ever had.

So painful
I thought I would die.

But that was me.

Why were you crying?
You should be happy.

This is a great time,
a joyous time--

Frankie!

A peaceful time.

Well, my husband
doesn't want the baby.

-Is it his?
-What is it with me? Yes.

Listen,
sometimes men get nervous

when they find out
they're gonna be fathers.

But once they have that baby
in their arms,

they turn into big teddy bears.

He said a baby
is the last thing we need.

Pigs, all of them.

No. Not my Maxwell.

He's so wonderful and loving.

Maybe I should go home
and talk to him.

Thank you.

[groaning]

Oh, are you all right?

Oh, I don't know. Oh.

[groans]

Don't worry, Mrs. Sheffield.

Dr. Osborn will be
with you in a moment.

Oh, no, please call
my gynecologist, Dr. Reynolds.

I really want a doctor
that I'm familiar with.

Trust me.

You're in good hands.

Before I can do
anything for you,

I'm going to need to see your--

-Blood tests? X-rays?
-Insurance card.

Just kidding.

A little hospital humor there.

-Did you see it?
-Yes.

All righty, then.

Um...

Doctor, do you know
how my baby is?

Well, we're gonna get you down
for an ultrasound

-and some tests, okay?
-Okay.

But first, could you give me
a rough idea

of what you've had to eat today?

Well, I-- you know,
I had a couple of eggs
for breakfast,

and some toast, cantaloupe,

Cocoa Puffs, and a Scooter Pie.

Then Ma came over

and we had some tea
with rugelach

and a few strawberries,

and, just a bite
of cinnamon babka.
It was very dry.

Well, first of all,
Mrs. Sheffield,

wow.

-There is the possibility--
-Then when I was at the park,

I had a hot dog there
and some chips,

a Yoo-hoo,
and gummy bears and a pickle.

You know, I'm just gonna
write down "Stuff."

Okay.

Wanna get Mrs. Sheffield down
for her ultrasound, okay.

Oh, and doctor, how will
my family know where I am?

If they can hear,
they'll find you.

Okay. Thank you.

What's happening?
When are they gonna
let us see her?

Oh, listen, Mom.

I'm sure Fran and the baby
are doing just fine.

That's the first time
you called me "Mom."

Well, you've been more
of a mother to me
than my own mother ever was.

You've certainly
seen more of me.

You're a good man.

Morty's parking the car.
Is Fran okay?

-Is she really pregnant?
-Yes, she really is.

Wow, I can't believe
Niles didn't tell us.

Where's Brighton?

Um, looking for Yetta.

Well, where's Yetta?

Looking for Brighton.

If you knew they were
both looking for each other,

why didn't you just tell them?

More fun for me?

-Mr. Sheffield?
-Yes.

-Dr. Osborn.
-Oh, Doctor,

how is my wife?
Is the baby all right?

Well, Dr. Reynolds is looking
over some final test results,

but your wife
would like to see you.

Oh, thank you. Yes. Okay.

Oh, my God! It's you!

I used to stay home
every Wednesday to see you.

Oh, I was so in love with you.

He used to bring me
my dry cleaning.

That's right. Working my way
through medical school.

Sylvia.

Oh, darling. Are you all right?

-I am now.
-Oh, I was so worried.

Honey, did you ask the doctor
about the baby?

Yeah.
They're running some tests.

Sweetheart,
I'm so sorry about what I said.

Oh, Sweetie,
you can't blame yourself.
It's the way you feel.

You don't wanna have a baby now.
I can understand that.

Well, that was before I knew
we were having one.

Hey, I didn't know
I wanted another wife
until I met you.

You think the baby's
gonna be okay?

Sweetheart,
he's gonna be just fine.

He's gonna grow big and strong,

and just like his dad,

he'll be a member
of the chess club.

Or like his mom, he'll be
a member of the Price Club.

He'll graduate valedictorian.

He'll graduate.

Well, believe me, in my family,
that alone sets a new standard.

-I hope he has your nose.
-I hope he has your hair.

-And my voice.
-What do you mean?

Well, you know, the accent.

Yeah, yeah, that will be
really cute in baby talk.

I love you, darling.

I love you.

Oh, Dr. Reynolds,
thank God you're here.
How's the baby?

Fran, I'm so sorry.

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