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Ah, Happy New Year, Isaac.
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Thank you, Mr. Sheffield.
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Oh, Maxwell, look at the poster
I had made
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to convince Margo to do
our show,Marie Antoinette.
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Now, listen, when she gets here,
I don't want any screw-ups.
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[sniffing]
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What are you doing?
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I'm sniffing for
Alberto VO5 Top Ramen,
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anything that reeks
of Nanny Fine.
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[sniffing]
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I told you,
she's out of the house.
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Okay, okay.
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Oh, look, I had them paint on
Margo's trademark mole.
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Isn't it amazing
how one bodily imperfection
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-can make someone famous?
-Oh!
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Then, you should be
known worldwide.
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Maxwell, have you noticed
how calm the house is
without Nanny Fine here?
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No one to get in the way
or make a scene.
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[sighs]
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No idiotic stunts
just to meet a movie star.
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-Ms. Lange, sir.
-[Maxwell] Oh.
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-Maxwell.
-Margo.
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Uh, you've met my associate,
C.C. Babcock.
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[laughing] Oh, yes,
we had lunch at Spago.
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I adored her.
Is she here?
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-That's me, Margo.
-Oh.
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Now, about my co-star.
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I was thinking about that
delicious Lopez boy from
Saved by the Bell.
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[scoffs] What is he, 18?
Next to him, you'll look...
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less French.
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Maxwell, darling,
do something.
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Your gardener
is gawking at me.
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Hmm?
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Um... um, would you...
would you excuse me
a minute?
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Uh, there's a wandering Jew
on the terrace
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that needs transplanting.
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Come here. Sit over here.
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Are you insane?
What are you doing out here?
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[indistinct]
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[Maxwell] Don't you push me.
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-Excuse me.
-[Maxwell] Don't you push me.
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[C.C.] ...but Margo Lange
is inside.
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Of course, I do.
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-Oh, hello, Ms. Margo Lange.
-Ms. Fine!
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[Fran squeals]
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-What are you doing to me?
-I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
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-[Margo] Ow!
-Oh, my...
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-Stop!
-Oh.
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-Oh, my God.
-What are you doing?
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Ms. Lange, your famous mole.
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-Where is it?
-What?
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Here it is.
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♪ She was workingIn a bridal shop ♪
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♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ Til her boyfriendKicked her out ♪
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♪ In one of thoseCrushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do?Where was she to go? ♪
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♪ She was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridgeFrom Flushing ♪
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♪ To the Sheffield's door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell make-upBut the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style!She had flairShe was there ♪
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♪ That's how she became ♪
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♪ The Nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessedThat the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactlyWhat the doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now, the fatherFinds her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kidsAre actually smiling ♪
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♪ Such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red ♪
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♪ When everybody elseIs wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girlFrom Flushing ♪
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♪ The Nanny named Fran! ♪
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[on TV]This is Cindy Adamsfrom New
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and have I got dirt for you.
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A certain Park Avenue butlersigned a three-million-dollarbook deal
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and here's how he did it.
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-[Maxwell] Ms. Fine!
-Oh.
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[mumbling incoherently]
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Would you excuse us, please?
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I'd like a word alone
with Ernest.
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You had to meet her in person.
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My telephoto lens
and parabolic dish weren't
good enough for you.
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[inhales]
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I'm not going to yell.
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I'm not going to scream.
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I just want to have
a conversation
like rational, mature adults.
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With me?
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Now... [clears throat]
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we both know what
the most important thing
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in a relationship is,
don't we?
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Forgiveness?
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No. Trust!
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Trust is the most
important thing!
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Do you realize Margo Lange
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has one of the most
recognizable faces in the world
because of that mole?
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Can you imagine
what would happen
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if word got out
it were fake?
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Well, excuse me,
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but are you implying
that I cannot keep
this thing a secret?
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Oh, come on, Ms. Fine.
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The only secret
safe with you is your age.
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Barry Scheck and a whole drum
of sodium Pentothal
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couldn't drag that out.
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Well, I find it very hurtful
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that you think that
I have nothing better to do
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than to pass idle gossip.
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Who cares if her
fakakta mole is a fake?
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Big deal.
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I was just trying to
lighten up the conversation.
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I know you tend to
get nervous when you have
to go to the doctors.
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I'm not scared
of the examination.
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I'm talking about
getting weighed.
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Now, did you write down
all the stuff you ate yesterday
like the doctor asked you to?
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Let me see.
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Well, you did really well.
I'm proud of you.
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Mmm...
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Hmm. Look at this.
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Oprah gained back
all the weight.
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-[gasps]
-Oh, that poor girl.
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Oh. Oh, 1989.
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Well, look who's on the cover.
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Again with her?
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So, Margo Lange's mole is fake.
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-Who cares?
-Ma.
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Who's going to hear?
Liz Smith?
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Meanwhile, I had six moles
taken off my back.
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You didn't care.
You didn't even send a card.
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Excuse me. Do you mind
if I sit here?
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-There's a draft.
-No. Not at all.
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Meanwhile, you smell delicious.
What have you got on?
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Thank you. It's called Gossip.
Take mine.
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That's very nice of you.
Thanks.
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Don't get too chummy.
You're in a doctor's office.
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You never know
what somebody's got.
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So tell me, what do you do,
a gorgeous girl like you?
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-Act, model, what?
-I'm just a housewife.
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-Sylvia, Dr. Hirsch
is ready for you.
-Oh, hi.
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-Hi, Estelle.
-Hi, Fran.
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-Are you doing okay?
-It's nice to see you again.
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Who is that young lady?
She looks so familiar to me.
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You know Maxwell Sheffield,
the Broadway producer?
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-Yes.
-That's his nanny.
Can you believe?
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Five years
she's working for him,
still hasn't proposed.
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Ah, can...
Cancel my appointment.
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[dialing]
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It's Cindy.
Scrap my segment.
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I'm reshooting
and I want it on tonight.
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Oh, you bet it's big! Ah!
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Well, the thing is,
Ma absolutely
has to lose weight,
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so we can't keep food
in the house anymore.
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Help me scarf back
some of this Godiva.
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Fran, you can't control
what your mother eats.
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She doesn't live here.
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When did she move out?
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Mmm. I'm so glad
that I don't have
a weight problem.
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I can eat anything I want.
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Pizza, ice cream.
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You know, me too.
Candy, cake.
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-Mmm. Must be in our genes.
-Mmm-hmm.
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Meanwhile, when Ma was
your ages, she was thinner
than both of you.
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Maxwell! Maxwell!
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The Gossip Channel
is going to plug
ourMarie Antoinette
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Mazel tov.
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Now, Margo is still
willing to do it
despite the incident.
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We just have to
keep her real happy.
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[man on TV]
In Los Angeles, Rob McCormickand in New York, Cindy Adams.
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Who is that?
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-Hmm? Cindy Adams,
the columnist.
-[This is Cindy Adams
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-from New York...
-I know her.
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[shushing]
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Big news from
The Great White Way
involving the latest
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from too-handsome-for-wordsproducer, Maxwell Sheffield.
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She's the only columnist
I respect.
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Starring in his next outing
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is none other thanthe queen of the beauty marks,Margo Lange.
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Oh. Oh, now I know
where I know her from.
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Well, kiddies,I've got a little outingof my own to do.
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The mole is fake.
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And this comes straight fromMaxwell Sheffield's nanny.
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Ms. Fine!
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Freeze.
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[sighs]
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Do you...
Do you hate me?
Is that what it is?
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[stammers]
Are you trying to
get back at me
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for back-peddling
in our relationship?
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-Is that what
this is all about?
-No.
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No. No. This is
a personality disorder.
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Yeah. It's, uh, you know,
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when you watch your mother
fry up your Mr. Potato Head,
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it scars you.
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You know, you're...
You're my kryptonite,
that's what you are.
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You're the only thing
that can hurt me.
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Not the critics,
not the actors' union,
not the bloody IRS.
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Kryptonite. You mean the stuff
that could hurt Superman...
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Who the hell cares
what it is?
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-[sighs]
-I'm sorry, Mr. Sheffield.
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I was just telling Ma
in confidence.
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I mean, who knew that
Cindy Adams was the one
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that would give me
this perfume?
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Gossip by Cindy Adams.
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Ms. Fine, you remember
our conversation about trust?
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Yeah. Why?
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Well, you realize you and I
cannot have a relationship
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if I can't trust you.
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And now, it seems
fairly obvious.
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I can't.
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Meanwhile, I have never seen
Mr. Sheffield so upset.
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He was dead serious.
He hates me.
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He reviles me.
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I wouldn't be surprised
if he never talked to me again.
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Oh, this is going to set
the engagement way back.
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Has anyone noticed
how I haven't touched the cake?
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Yeah, Ma.
You're doing really good.
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-I'm so proud of you.
-[Val] Yeah.
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-Thank you.
-Meanwhile, Val.
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Did you taste these
double-chocolate brownies
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stuffed with cheesecake
centers?
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Please. I'm still working
on this cannoli.
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-It's got chips.
-Let me taste.
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-Mmm.
-Huh?
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Let me have a knife.
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Why, Ma? You're not going
to cheat, are you?
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For my wrist.
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You know, Sylvia. My mother
joined the Diet Center
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and she has lost 120 pounds.
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Another 50 and she can start
sleeping upstairs again.
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What are you digging for, Ma?
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I'm making sure
I remembered my phone.
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Sammy's calling me from Florida
and I don't want to miss him.
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Oh, I just can't believe
what I did to poor Margo Lange.
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There's got to be a way
that I can help Mr. Sheffield
out of this jam.
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Well, Fran, why don't you
just go to her
and beg her for mercy?
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You know, tell her
what you did to Elton John
and to Elizabeth Taylor.
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And to Cher.
And to Bette Midler.
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-Lamb Chop.
-See.
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Well, this... this would pale
by comparison, really.
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Well, if no one is going to have
any more of the cake,
I'm going to put it away.
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-Yeah, that's good.
-[Val] Mmm-hmm.
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Out of sight, out of mind.
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Smart. Yeah, Ma.
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Very smart.
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-[thud]
-[Fran] Mmm.
245
00:13:34,830 --> 00:13:36,160
Stop her! Stop her!
246
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:38,120
She's got the cake!
Stop her!
247
00:13:41,366 --> 00:13:45,266
Sometimes, I wonder
where those two nuts came from.
248
00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:47,380
[clinking glass]
249
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,150
Hello?
250
00:13:58,200 --> 00:13:59,270
[doorbell rings]
251
00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:05,330
Magda, ouvrez la porte,s'il vous plait.
252
00:14:05,660 --> 00:14:06,330
[doorbell continues ringing]
253
00:14:06,660 --> 00:14:09,300
Magda! La porte!
254
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:13,183
-[doorbell rings again]
-Magda, the dog walker's back!
255
00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:20,423
Good boy, good boy.
Bad boy, bad boy!
256
00:14:25,216 --> 00:14:27,656
[panting]
257
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,000
Well, there's good news
and bad news.
258
00:14:29,330 --> 00:14:31,660
Uh, the good news is,
Booboo did his business.
259
00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:33,400
The bad news is,
he did it in there.
260
00:14:34,450 --> 00:14:37,130
You... You assassin!
261
00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:40,226
Oh, Ms. Lange,
I don't blame you
for being angry at me.
262
00:14:40,266 --> 00:14:42,426
Where's that .45 automatic
Chuck Heston gave me?
263
00:14:46,150 --> 00:14:48,280
Please. If you'll just give me
a minute of your time.
264
00:14:48,316 --> 00:14:50,216
To what? Finish me off?
265
00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:54,220
Okay. Fake, fake, fake,
fake, fake, fake.
266
00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:56,000
Now, get out.
267
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,300
-Ooh. Fake?
-Real.
268
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:02,003
Oh. That's what fake-fake
will get you.
269
00:15:04,116 --> 00:15:06,246
Oh, Ms. Lange, please.
This is all my fault.
270
00:15:06,283 --> 00:15:09,103
Don't take it out
on Mr. Sheffield
and quit his play.
271
00:15:09,133 --> 00:15:13,163
Do you honestly think
I'm going to show my face
on a Broadway stage?
272
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:15,300
I won't even leave
this apartment.
273
00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:19,133
Oh, so, what are you gonna do?
Live in exile?
274
00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:21,216
Let the sun shine in.
275
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:23,350
This is yesterday's news.
276
00:15:23,383 --> 00:15:26,163
Nobody cares about that.
277
00:15:32,150 --> 00:15:33,250
Anyhoo...
278
00:15:35,150 --> 00:15:37,420
You know,
I have this great idea
279
00:15:37,450 --> 00:15:41,830
that would just turn
this whole negative
into a positive.
280
00:15:41,116 --> 00:15:43,316
Oh, please,
please, Ms. Lange.
281
00:15:43,350 --> 00:15:47,160
If you'll just hear me out,
I will do anything.
282
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:49,280
Fine.
Clean up after the puppy.
283
00:16:02,330 --> 00:16:05,150
Oh, Mr. Sheffield,
do I have exciting
news for you.
284
00:16:05,183 --> 00:16:07,423
I know. I know.
I just got off the phone
with Margo.
285
00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:09,170
She's back in my show.
286
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,470
Now, how on earth
did you do it?
287
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,180
Oh, well,
Margo swore me to secrecy.
288
00:16:13,216 --> 00:16:15,246
You know,
one slip of the tongue
can ruin it.
289
00:16:15,283 --> 00:16:17,383
I cannot speak to
a living soul about it.
290
00:16:17,416 --> 00:16:20,216
Well, wait, wait, are you...
Are you telling me
you don't trust me?
291
00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:22,100
I thought we had
a relationship.
292
00:16:22,133 --> 00:16:25,103
Oh, now, wait a minute.
Let me get this straight.
293
00:16:25,133 --> 00:16:29,383
We've got a relationship,
but only when it's
convenient for you?
294
00:16:33,183 --> 00:16:34,173
I can live with that.
295
00:16:36,383 --> 00:16:38,333
Let me tell you. Here it is.
296
00:16:38,366 --> 00:16:42,376
We are going to market
artificial Margo Lange
beauty marks
297
00:16:42,416 --> 00:16:44,246
and sell it on the Internet.
298
00:16:46,660 --> 00:16:47,350
Oh, come on, come on.
You can tell me.
299
00:16:47,383 --> 00:16:50,123
That's it.
300
00:16:50,150 --> 00:16:52,100
And I thought of it
all by myself.
301
00:16:52,133 --> 00:16:55,133
-That I believe.
-Stop it.
302
00:17:01,830 --> 00:17:04,400
Look at you with your big head,
sitting around drooling.
303
00:17:04,433 --> 00:17:07,163
Put a toupee on you,
you could be my father.
304
00:17:10,483 --> 00:17:13,203
You know, Margo,
I don't like kids
any more than you do,
305
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,373
but it's history.
306
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,830
Marie and Louis
had two children.
307
00:17:17,116 --> 00:17:20,296
We can't just get rid of them.
308
00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:23,503
What about a plague?
Weren't there plagues
back then?
309
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:26,233
Ooh.
310
00:17:26,266 --> 00:17:30,246
Hey, partner. I've got
some great marketing ideas
to run by ya.
311
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:33,473
Oh, marketing ideas?
Didn't you read this morning's
Wall Street Journal?
312
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:38,830
No, but how funny
was "The Wizard of Id"
this morning?
313
00:17:40,116 --> 00:17:42,446
My dear, Coty came out
with a fake beauty mark.
314
00:17:42,483 --> 00:17:45,503
Someone stole our idea.
315
00:17:45,830 --> 00:17:46,300
Oh, no.
316
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:49,353
You mean there's a mole
in our mole organization?
317
00:17:50,450 --> 00:17:52,470
Those are the breaks, darling.
318
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,230
So you mean, that's it?
319
00:17:55,266 --> 00:17:58,396
All our hopes and dreams
just went down the drain?
320
00:17:58,433 --> 00:17:59,483
Well, just yours.
321
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,220
I'm up for the role
of Succubus Queen
322
00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:04,470
onXena: Warrior Princess.
323
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:16,150
-Uh, Niles.
-Mmm-hmm.
324
00:18:16,183 --> 00:18:17,183
Where's Ms. Fine?
325
00:18:17,216 --> 00:18:19,126
She hasn't been
out of her room all day.
326
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,426
Poor thing's been
going out of her mind,
327
00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:23,346
trying to decide who blabbed
and sabotaged her dream.
328
00:18:23,383 --> 00:18:25,103
-What's that? For whom?
-Soup. Ms. Fine.
329
00:18:25,133 --> 00:18:26,133
-Where did you get it?
-I made it.
330
00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:27,246
You blabbed, didn't you?
331
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,000
Oh, Niles, I was...
332
00:18:32,330 --> 00:18:34,230
I was at the Friars Club
with Mel Brooks
and Carl Reiner.
333
00:18:34,266 --> 00:18:35,996
They're so bloody funny.
334
00:18:36,330 --> 00:18:38,830
I was desperate
for an amusing anecdote.
335
00:18:38,116 --> 00:18:40,126
Hmm. So you're sitting
with the men
336
00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:42,426
who wrote the classic
2000 Year Old Man
337
00:18:42,466 --> 00:18:47,096
and you tried to wow them
with the mole story.
338
00:18:47,133 --> 00:18:50,503
Oh, all right, all right.
Just drop it,
would you, Niles?
339
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:53,130
What am I going to do about it?
This was her dream, Niles.
340
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,196
She was so excited about
this cosmetics business
341
00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:59,503
and I went and ruined
the whole thing
by opening my big mouth.
342
00:18:59,830 --> 00:19:01,230
Oh, there's no way
I can make this up to her.
343
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:04,126
Well, you could propose.
344
00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:06,416
Oh, would you
get serious, Niles?
345
00:19:06,450 --> 00:19:08,270
Just get off that track,
would you?
346
00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:09,400
And finally,
once in your life,
347
00:19:09,433 --> 00:19:11,223
come up with something
I could actually use.
348
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,280
[Niles] Hmm.
349
00:19:12,316 --> 00:19:16,146
Oh, Mr. Sheffield,
I'm so miserable.
350
00:19:16,183 --> 00:19:18,833
I keep trying to think.
351
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:22,496
Who? Who would do this to me?
352
00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:24,370
-Marry me?
-It was you?
353
00:19:30,483 --> 00:19:35,133
You blabbed and you think
that by proposing,
it's going to make up for it?
354
00:19:36,366 --> 00:19:38,326
Well, you thought right, baby.
355
00:19:43,150 --> 00:19:46,200
-Oh, Niles,
wait till you hear.
-I heard.
356
00:19:50,466 --> 00:19:53,316
-Oh, talk about fate.
-[chuckles]
357
00:19:53,350 --> 00:19:57,180
I mean, if I hadn't washed off
Margo Lange's mole,
358
00:19:57,216 --> 00:19:59,496
we never would have
gone into business together,
359
00:19:59,830 --> 00:20:01,180
Mr. Sheffield never
would have blabbed
and he never would have...
360
00:20:01,216 --> 00:20:04,366
-He never would have...
-What?
361
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:08,466
Oh, Niles.
362
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,300
Who am I kidding here?
363
00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:15,333
I don't want a proposal
from a man out of guilt.
364
00:20:15,366 --> 00:20:18,476
Oh, God, 12 generations of
Fine women just rolled over.
365
00:20:23,116 --> 00:20:27,226
Oh, but that's no way for us
to start our lives together.
366
00:20:27,266 --> 00:20:30,166
But I don't understand.
Isn't this what
you've been working for?
367
00:20:31,283 --> 00:20:34,253
It is, isn't it?
368
00:20:34,283 --> 00:20:37,333
Oh, but I want him
to ask me because
369
00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:39,370
he can't imagine
his life without me.
370
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,220
'Cause he really means it.
371
00:20:43,150 --> 00:20:46,420
I kind of think I...
deserve that.
372
00:20:46,450 --> 00:20:49,430
So, you're actually going
to let him out of it?
373
00:20:52,660 --> 00:20:54,200
-Yeah, I am.
-Oh. [chuckles]
374
00:20:54,233 --> 00:20:56,403
Oh, boy. Have I come
a long way, huh?
375
00:20:56,433 --> 00:20:57,423
[both chuckle]
376
00:20:58,383 --> 00:21:00,133
There you are.
377
00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:03,146
Come on, Niles,
why don't you crack open
a bottle of champagne?
378
00:21:03,183 --> 00:21:05,163
Let's... let's celebrate.
379
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:09,200
Hmm? Oh, you mean
that proposal out there?
380
00:21:09,233 --> 00:21:12,303
I didn't take that seriously.
381
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,253
I just wanted
to see you sweat.
382
00:21:14,283 --> 00:21:17,453
Wh... What?
383
00:21:17,483 --> 00:21:20,663
You know,
you should have seen
384
00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:22,430
the look on your face
when I said yes.
385
00:21:24,466 --> 00:21:29,196
It's just about as good as
the look on Ma's face
when I tell her I said no.
386
00:21:35,483 --> 00:21:38,383
Uh, why don't we just forget
the whole thing
ever happened, huh?
387
00:21:38,416 --> 00:21:39,396
[Maxwell] Mmm.
388
00:21:41,450 --> 00:21:45,120
Well, once again, you managed
to get yourself out of it.
389
00:21:45,483 --> 00:21:47,203
Yes.
390
00:21:47,233 --> 00:21:50,273
Only this time,
I'm not quite sure
I really wanted to.
391
00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:05,420
You're doing so good
with your diet.
392
00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:07,470
Yeah, Sylvia. I gotta say,
I'm impressed.
393
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,400
Thank you. [chuckles]
394
00:22:20,433 --> 00:22:22,423
[theme music playing]
395
00:22:38,383 --> 00:22:39,423
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