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Nada.
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Ever since me and Mr. Sheffield
started to heat things up,
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we haven't had
one minute alone together.
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Open a mouth.
Just say, "Go away.
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Leave us alone.
We want privacy."
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Go away. Leave us alone.
We want privacy.
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There you go.
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-Ah, Miss Fine.
-Oh, hi.
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Sylvia, would you mind,
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I'd like some time alone
with your daughter.
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There are some Hershey's Kisses
under the cushions on the couch.
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Oh, Miss Fine,
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so nice finally to have some
time alone together.
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-Yeah.
-I've missed you.
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Me, too, you.
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[Sylvia] Which couch?
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The office!
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You were saying?
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I... I know I've been
dragging my feet
a little with regards to,
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our relationship,
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but I'm gonna change that.
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I think it's time
you and I had a date.
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[gasp] Oh, my God.
You're asking me out on a date?
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Yes, yes, yes.
I was thinking Friday night?
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Oh, I can't.
I gotta cook for the Sabbath.
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-Oh, really?
-Yeah, right.
Where are we going?
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Well, as you know,
I've been dying to get
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Elton John to star
in my new musical.
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-Yeah.
-It so happens, he's invited me
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to the premiere
of his new movie,
Tantrums & Tiaras.
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Oh, Mr. Sheffield,
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you don't know
how happy this makes me.
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Not only have you
asked me out on a date,
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but you actually trust me
to not be concerned
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that I'm going to embarrass you
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in front of a celebrity.
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Of course.
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♪ She was workingin a bridal shop ♪
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♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ Til her boyfriendkicked her out ♪
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♪ In one of thosecrushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do?Where was she to go? ♪
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♪ She was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridgefrom Flushing ♪
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♪ To the Sheffield's door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell make upbut the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style, she had flairshe was there ♪
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♪ That's how she became ♪
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♪ The Nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessedthat the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactlywhat the doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now, the fatherfinds her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out C.C., ♪
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♪ And the kidsare actually smiling ♪
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♪ Such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red ♪
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♪ When everybody elseis wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girlfrom Flushing ♪
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♪ The Nanny named Fran ♪
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I just don't understand
why Maxwell
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would ask Nanny Fine on a date.
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I should be going
to Elton John's dinner,
not her.
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I am the one
with sophistication.
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I am the one with savvy.
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Why would he pick her over me?
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He doesn't like you!
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Why?
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Oh, Miss Babcock,
I would love to help you,
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but ever since the heart attack,
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the one
you're partly responsible for,
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I get easily winded.
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I can't speak
and work at the same time.
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Well, what am I doing wrong?
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Well, for one thing,
you've known him for 25 years
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or half your life,
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and you don't know
the names of his children.
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Okay. Good, good.
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Learn kids' names.
That's a start.
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You know, this is nice.
We're helping each other.
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Well,
that's what friends are for.
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You know,
there's a very strange fungus
in Brighton's shower.
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-Would you mind?
-Sure, pal.
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Oh, Niles.
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Do you think
Miss Babcock's upset
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that I asked Nanny Fine
out on a date?
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Oh, no, sir.
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I'd hate for her to think
I didn't like her.
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Wherever
would she get that idea?
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I don't know,
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maybe from some big fat butler
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screaming it in her face!
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Oh, stop it!
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I know those
are bloody Tic Tacs.
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Sick to death
of the whole thing.
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I want the two of you to stop
behaving like children.
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Good God, Miss Fine and I
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are the only two around
here behaving like adults.
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-It's our first date!
-Oh, Fran, this is so exciting!
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Okay, okay. We gotta calm down.
I mean, I'm not 16 anymore.
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-But isn't he a babe?
-Yes!
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-Look how great
our names fit together!
-I know!
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Oh, God.
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Oh, boy.
That's gonna kill me tomorrow.
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Oh, Val, can you believe
this is happening?
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First, he cops a feel on a week
that I'm retaining.
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-Is that luck or what?
-Wait!
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-Then he lets you remodel.
-Yeah.
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-Then he asks you out.
-Oh, finally.
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My feet are firmly
planted on the ground.
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Now I gotta make sure
to speed things up
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before my tuchus is there too.
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Hey, you know,
I do isometrics
to keep my butt firm.
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You know,
I'm doing them right now.
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Get off my bed, Val.
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I tell you, you know
what's really going
to impress Mr. Sheffield?
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When I tell him at the dinner
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that I have
already met Elton John.
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Get out of here. How?
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Well, remember
that Sheffield vacation
in the south of France
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that I couldn't get out of?
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You mean the one
where you told Mr. Sheffield
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if anything happens to Grace,
you're the only one
with her blood type?
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Uh-huh.
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Well, anyway, Elton was staying
at that same hotel.
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I saw him playing tennis
and I yelled at him,
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"Yoo-hoo!"
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You always know
the perfect thing to say.
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Well, you know, Val,
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when you travel in circles
like I do...
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you just get glib.
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Kids, kids, kids! Come in here!
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You're not gonna believe
the most incredible thing
has happened.
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Your father is taking us
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to a screening of
Elton John's new movie
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and then there's a big private
dinner party afterwards.
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-Are you serious?
-Uh-huh.
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I'm going to Elton John's
dinner party?
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No.
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Isn't that great?
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It's just me and your father.
It's our first date!
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You're not going
and you're not going.
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Everybody that's going
to Elton John's
private dinner party,
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take one step forward.
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Well, Niles, is everyone ready?
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Maxwell, Margaret,
Brighton, Gracie?
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Very good. And...
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And what?
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Oh, for heaven's sake,
he's your favorite.
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Little Sidney.
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There are four?
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Oh, right. I know him.
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Yep. Yep, I've seen that face.
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Of course you have.
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[chuckles]
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Niles, are you done with
my picture of us
with Macaulay Culkin?
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-[door bell ringing]
-[humming a tune]
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Sylvia. You look...
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amazing.
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Thank you.
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It's from
the Jo Anne Worley collection.
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Ma, how could you wear pants
to a formal affair?
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This isn't a gown?
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Oh, and here I am thinking
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I'm looking so sexy
with this high slit.
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Hi.
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Oh, this is gonna be
such a great night
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and I'm so happy you guys get
to share it with me.
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But if I see your faces
after the screening,
you're dead.
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Because that's when
the date kicks in.
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Sweetheart, do you remember
the night of your prom
when you came home
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with your dress all disheveled
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and your bra
sticking out of your purse?
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Yeah.
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Let's hope
history repeats itself!
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My God, you look lovely.
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Thank you.
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But it's Fran's night.
Compliment her.
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Well, I suppose
we should get going.
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Yes, yes. We should.
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Let's go, Margaret, Brighton,
Gracie, Sidney!
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You guys go ahead,
I'll be out in a minute.
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I just want to check my face.
I'll be okay.
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Now I know that
we haven't talked since
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John-John went through
with the wedding
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but I really love this guy,
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so please help me to make
everything go good tonight.
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I suppose a sign
that you heard me
would be too much to ask?
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Come on, Miss Fine.
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Oh, I'm afraid
the limo's a tad crowded
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so you're gonna
have to sit on my lap.
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That'll do.
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-I want some popcorn.
-I'll take you, Gracie.
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I'll go.
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No, no, no,
Miss Fine, Miss Fine. I'll go.
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Remember,
you're not my nanny tonight.
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Tonight, you're my date.
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And you're my escort.
You see to my needs.
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You do for me.
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-You want something?
-Rolo's.
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He doesn't give a rat's patootie
if I know the kids' names.
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All he cares about
is Nanny Fine.
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You've still got a shot.
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Why else would he ask you
to look after Sidney?
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-When did he do that?
-You know, in the limo.
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When we stopped for gas.
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Yetta's.
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Well, where is he?
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Oh, dear.
I thought he was with you.
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Sidney. Sidney.
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Hey,
that's that hotel we stayed at.
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Yeah. Look,
there's Elton playing tennis.
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That's where I talked to him.
That's where I said, "Yoo-hoo".
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[man]You wanna tell mewhat happened?
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I just lost my temper.
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This bloody womanat the end of the court
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waving to me, "Yoo-hoo".
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...and, um,it just pissed me off.
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Oh, if Elton finds out
that was me
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he's never gonna be
in your father's show.
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Your father's gonna be
a laughing stock.
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He's going to be
totally humiliated.
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This is the worst thing
I've ever done to him.
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Why don't you just go home?
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I don't wanna ruin
our first date.
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This never would've happened
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if you knew your place
with celebrities.
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Ma!
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You have to learn
to use decorum.
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Oh, Miss Close...
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I loved you inSunset Boulevard.
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Okay, think. Think!
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I gotta get through that dinner
without Elton recognizing me.
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I need a disguise.
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Yetta.
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What?
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When you coming out of there?
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I can't decide whether to vote
for Nixon or Kennedy.
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Give me that wig, old woman!
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[clamoring]
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Oh, my God! This is just like...
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Patty Duke and Susan Hayward
in theValley of the Dolls.
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You'll have to excuse them.
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They don't know how to act
in front of celebrities.
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♪ We'll live like horses ♪
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♪ Free rein
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Elton, Elton.
Wonderful film. Wonderful.
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David,
first class directing job.
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It must've been
quite a challenge
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to maintain control
of the piece and yet,
250
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you know,
allow the vérité style to flow.
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Who is this guy?
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He gives a ton of money
to the foundation.
253
00:14:50,330 --> 00:14:51,180
Yes, it was.
254
00:14:54,283 --> 00:14:58,163
So, Maxwell,
you didn't come alone tonight,
did you?
255
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:01,250
No Elton. Actually I'm taking
the opportunity
256
00:15:01,283 --> 00:15:06,153
to use this evening
as a sort of a first date.
257
00:15:06,183 --> 00:15:10,323
Well, that's very flattering,
but you know I'm involved.
258
00:15:13,150 --> 00:15:14,270
Oh!
259
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:17,320
Oh, no.
260
00:15:18,466 --> 00:15:23,196
No, no, no. No.
She's in the ladies' room.
261
00:15:23,233 --> 00:15:26,333
And quite a knockout,
if I may say.
262
00:15:44,483 --> 00:15:47,173
Hello.
263
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,370
Here she is now!
264
00:15:58,150 --> 00:16:02,230
Oh, Elton John,
I am such a big fan of yours.
265
00:16:02,266 --> 00:16:05,396
Hi, I'm Fran Fine.
And that movie!
266
00:16:05,433 --> 00:16:09,303
Tantrums & Tiaras,
it's sure to be a classic.
267
00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:11,353
-Fran.
-Yeah?
268
00:16:11,383 --> 00:16:13,153
You look awfully familiar.
269
00:16:13,183 --> 00:16:15,663
Have we ever met?
270
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,330
No, no, no. That's impossible.
271
00:16:17,366 --> 00:16:21,326
And those glasses.
They are fantastic.
272
00:16:21,660 --> 00:16:23,230
-Let me try them on--
-No! No! No!
273
00:16:23,266 --> 00:16:24,996
No, thank you.
274
00:16:25,330 --> 00:16:27,480
-May I see you for a moment?
-Yeah, just a sec, honey.
275
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:31,230
Tell me, Elton,
whatever happened
to that Kiki Dee--
276
00:16:37,316 --> 00:16:39,426
Now I know
why she's so familiar.
277
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:42,166
I have that jacket.
278
00:16:45,150 --> 00:16:48,120
All right,
will you kindly tell me
what the hell is going on?
279
00:16:48,150 --> 00:16:51,160
Why are you
in this ridiculous disguise?
280
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,370
Well, I'm not going to tell you
because you'll get mad.
281
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:54,370
No, I--
282
00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:57,483
No, I'm not.
283
00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:01,276
See?
284
00:17:07,450 --> 00:17:11,170
You! You're the "yoo-hoo" lady?
285
00:17:15,416 --> 00:17:18,346
You're the raving lunatic
everyone's talking about?
286
00:17:18,383 --> 00:17:20,123
Come on,
we're getting out of here.
287
00:17:20,150 --> 00:17:21,420
No, wait a minute.
288
00:17:21,450 --> 00:17:23,270
You might still get him
to do your show.
289
00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:25,170
He didn't recognize me.
290
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:28,200
Right now, he just thinks
you're some guy
with an Estelle Getty fetish.
291
00:17:31,366 --> 00:17:33,116
You know, Elton...
292
00:17:33,150 --> 00:17:35,430
Mr. Sheffield has this
fabulous new musical
293
00:17:35,466 --> 00:17:37,326
that you'd be perfect for.
294
00:17:37,366 --> 00:17:39,276
Why don't you tell him about it?
295
00:17:39,316 --> 00:17:42,126
Um, yes. Right, yes.
296
00:17:42,166 --> 00:17:43,446
Yeah. Right, well...
297
00:17:43,483 --> 00:17:47,203
Yes, Elton,
it's a rock musical and...
298
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,383
and, uh...
299
00:17:53,233 --> 00:17:55,233
You're eating flower!
300
00:17:59,183 --> 00:18:01,433
So this is a first date
for you two?
301
00:18:01,466 --> 00:18:04,476
Actually, we have been together
for four years.
302
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:08,280
-We just felt it was time--
-Waiter's hand.
303
00:18:12,330 --> 00:18:15,830
Meanwhile, this elastic
waistband is so tight,
304
00:18:15,116 --> 00:18:18,376
it's cutting off my circulation.
I can't even feel my own tuchus.
305
00:18:18,416 --> 00:18:20,446
Elton's tuchus.
306
00:18:28,350 --> 00:18:32,130
I think it's going very well.
Don't you?
307
00:18:45,483 --> 00:18:48,323
Oh, there you are.
Where did you disappear tonight?
308
00:18:48,350 --> 00:18:50,180
Well, I did what Maxwell said.
309
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:53,266
Apparently, I'm the only one
who cares about his kids.
310
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:54,380
What are you talking about?
311
00:18:54,416 --> 00:18:56,276
Margaret took
the children for ice cream.
312
00:18:56,316 --> 00:18:59,296
I'm tired.
313
00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:02,433
It's no wonder
with all that running
you did, Sidney.
314
00:19:02,466 --> 00:19:04,326
He kept trying
to get away from me to go
315
00:19:04,366 --> 00:19:06,426
intoGeorge of the Jungle,
but I got him.
316
00:19:09,366 --> 00:19:11,396
Oh, my God, you insane woman.
317
00:19:11,433 --> 00:19:13,273
You've kidnapped
someone's child.
318
00:19:15,483 --> 00:19:18,353
-What?
-There is no Sidney!
319
00:19:18,383 --> 00:19:20,353
I made him up, you lunatic!
320
00:19:20,383 --> 00:19:23,003
Oh, my God.
We're going to prison.
321
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,200
I stole someone's child?
322
00:19:25,233 --> 00:19:27,103
I thought
you were trying to help me!
323
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:30,503
Oh, you baboon.
Why would I help you?
324
00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:32,280
Oh, no, no.
This is all my fault.
325
00:19:32,316 --> 00:19:34,166
I have got to call that theater.
326
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:39,660
Okay, you can go.
Here's ten for you
327
00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:41,270
and ten for your mom.
328
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:46,160
But you promised us $50.
329
00:19:49,183 --> 00:19:52,833
And if you'd remembered the part
about needing your insulin
330
00:19:52,116 --> 00:19:53,996
you'd be getting $50.
331
00:19:59,133 --> 00:20:01,663
Well, Max, it's been a pleasure.
332
00:20:02,183 --> 00:20:04,833
Elton, please, before you go,
333
00:20:04,116 --> 00:20:05,316
would you mind autographing
334
00:20:05,350 --> 00:20:08,000
your new CD
The Big Picture for me?
335
00:20:08,330 --> 00:20:09,100
Of course.
336
00:20:09,133 --> 00:20:11,833
Do you happen
to have one on you?
337
00:20:12,483 --> 00:20:14,423
I'm not the sort of artist
338
00:20:14,450 --> 00:20:17,830
that goes around
carrying his own CD...
339
00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:19,176
but look at here.
340
00:20:24,116 --> 00:20:26,476
And do you need one for an aunt,
maybe?
341
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,470
Or an optician?
342
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:36,330
-Thank you.
-Elton, David.
Good luck with the film.
343
00:20:36,660 --> 00:20:37,300
And about that
show of yours, Max.
344
00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:40,663
Sounds great.
Let's talk about it Tuesday.
345
00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:43,320
-Wonderful, wonderful.
-Bye-bye, nice meeting you.
346
00:20:44,216 --> 00:20:46,316
Wow, wow, wow.
347
00:20:47,466 --> 00:20:49,656
That went very well.
348
00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:51,470
I'm telling you,
Maxwell Sheffield.
349
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,120
I am good for you.
350
00:20:55,150 --> 00:20:58,200
So, I take it there's gonna be
a second date?
351
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,000
You bet.
352
00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:06,430
Oh. Elton forgot to
autograph the CDs!
353
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:10,176
Elton. Elton!
354
00:21:10,216 --> 00:21:12,146
Yoo-hoo!
355
00:21:30,133 --> 00:21:32,373
And one for Hadassah, Rego Park.
356
00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:39,000
And just a few generic,
"Glenn Close."
357
00:21:39,330 --> 00:21:41,180
I'll fill in the greetings.
358
00:21:47,133 --> 00:21:49,173
Would you like a sour ball?
359
00:22:02,830 --> 00:22:04,430
[theme music playing]
360
00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:21,830
[theme music ends]
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