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[Fran]
Previously on
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Uh, Miss Fine, Niles just had
a heart attack.
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[gasps]
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Oh, I'll tell you, it really
makes you think, doesn't it?
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How unpredictable life can be.
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That's right. That's why you
have to live every day
to the fullest.
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-Mm-hmm. Never know when
it's gonna be your last.
-Nope.
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[Fran] Oh, Mr. Sheffield...
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Niles, I'm so glad you're awake.
How are you feeling?
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Is there anything
I can get for you?
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Well, I would like
another pillow.
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Of course.
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[C.C. screaming]
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I tell you, Niles,
if I don't talk to someone soon,
I'll get an ulcer.
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Yes, and God knows
your health should be
what's foremost on our minds.
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Niles, when I was in that
hospital bed with Miss Fine,
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I just I just lost
all self-control.
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I became like a wild animal.
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I just threw her down
on the bed and practically...
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My God,
I practically ravished her.
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Val, he was so gentle.
He was like a little lamb.
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I was so intoxicated.
My head was reeling.
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You know he sat on
a Demerol needle...
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he didn't even know.
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Then what happened?
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Then we got to second base.
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Oh, Fran, I only hope that
happens to me someday.
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Oh, sir, I only hope that
happens to me someday.
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I'll tell you, Niles, if C.C.
hadn't walked in when she did,
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I don't know
what would've happened.
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How do you stop yourself
when you're about to make love
to a beautiful woman?
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Well, usually, I wake up.
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I'm just afraid, Niles,
that Miss Fine might...
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I might've left her
with the impression
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that things were
moving a little faster
than they really are.
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What am I supposed to do?
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Well, you could admit
that you love the woman
and marry her
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or you could invent
some stupid ploy
like redecorating a room
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to distract her
and buy yourself more time.
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Good. That's good.
Let's do that one.
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Fran, I really have to go.
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But, Val, I have so many
more things to tell you.
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You're my best friend.
I need you.
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-[Matthew] Miss Fine...
-Ciao.
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Miss Fine, I have to talk to you
about our relationship
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and the way
it seems to have escalated.
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Wait a minute, you said
"our relationship"
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and "escalate"
in the same sentence.
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Should I book a hall?
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I, uh... [clears throat]
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I discussed this whole thing
with Niles and he suggested
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I invent some stupid ploy
to distract you
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and try to slow things down.
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Did you fire him?
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But I said,
"I don't want to distract her.
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I say let this
relationship grow.
Let it blossom.
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She's a beautiful woman.
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She's warm, tender, caring."
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My God, this room looks shabby.
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Huh?
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You know, I don't think
it's been redone for ages.
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-[snaps fingers]
-Say, would you like to
redecorate it?
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-Me?
-Great! Wonderful!
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Take all the time you need.
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I don't care
if it takes weeks, months.
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A year and a half
would be perfect.
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Oh, my God.
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This sucks.
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♪ She was workingin a bridal shop ♪
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♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ 'Til her boyfriendkicked her out ♪
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♪ In one of thosecrushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do?Where was she to go? ♪
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♪ She was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridgefrom Flushing ♪
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♪ To the Sheffield's door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell make upbut the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style, she had flairshe was there ♪
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♪ That's how she became ♪
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♪ The Nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessedthat the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactlywhat the doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now, the fatherfinds her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kidsare actually smiling ♪
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♪ Such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red ♪
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♪ When everybody elseis wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girlfrom Flushing ♪
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♪ The Nanny named Fran ♪
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Surprise! I got
a pecan coffee cake.
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Oh, what's the surprise, Ma?
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You brought it all the way here
and it arrived whole?
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Oh...
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Look at Miss Cocky-Comedienne
now that she's got a boyfriend.
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Oh, Ma, it's over.
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Mr. Sheffield does not wanna
deal with what happened.
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In fact, he gave me
some stupid project
just to distract me.
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Well, you just make him
deal with it.
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How, Ma? By getting on
my hands and knees
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and begging like some
desperate, lonely loser?
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Although, they say
the third time's a charm.
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Hey, if he thinks
redecorating is gonna change...
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-He's letting you redecorate?
-Yeah.
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He wants your taste
in his house?
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Which room?
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I'll give you a hint.
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The one with the refrigerator.
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The bedroom.
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The kitchen.
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Oy, the heart of the home.
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Mazel tov,
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He's moving your relationship
to the next level.
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But, Mom, when am I
gonna get to the ultimate level
with him, already?
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You mean the wedding?
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Okay.
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What are you doing?
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This spice rack is not gonna go
with your new motif.
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Oh, this is so exciting.
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You're gonna have a ring
on that finger before I can say,
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"Do you people
move refrigerators?"
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So, Niles, when did the doctor
say you can start working again?
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Oh, could be four weeks...
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six months...
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a year.
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You know, one of the reasons
why I didn't move into a dorm
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is because we have a butler.
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-Hi.
-Oh, Miss Fine.
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You shouldn't be carrying
such a heavy load on your own.
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-Niles.
-Margaret.
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-Brighton.
-Gracie.
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-Fran.
-Sit. Sit.
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Oh, hi, Ma, what are you
doing back here?
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A mother can't come by to say
hello to her daughter?
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Darling, why are you lugging
all that stuff?
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I raised you to be a pointer,
not aschlepper.
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Why don't you call
your big-shot decorator cousin,
Sheila, from Forest Hills?
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Who, by the by,
has just finished doing
the entire Kennedy compound.
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George Kennedy, Ma.
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And besides, you know,
if I wanna prove
to Mr. Sheffield
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what a great wife I can be,
I have to do this
whole thing myself
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and show him that
I can be a real Martha Stewart.
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This by you is a role model?
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Why?
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Where is Martha Stewart today?
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Divorced.
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Well, Mr. Sheffield's wife
decorated this entire house
all by herself.
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And where is she today?
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I rest my case.
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[doorbell ringing]
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Okay, Ma. Now, before I make
a total fool of myself,
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what did you tell
cousin Sheila?
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That I own this house,
I'm married to Mr. Sheffield
and I have a butler?
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No, I told her you were a nanny.
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What, are you stoned?
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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-Hey.
-Hi.
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I hope you're not getting makeup
on my Valentino original
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that I got from Bergdorf's.
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No. I just schmeared a little
on your knock-off
from Loehmann's.
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So Sheila,
how's your sister Claudine?
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She should only rot in hell.
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She never paid me back
the $2200 I loaned her
to pay off her car,
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that low-life piece of trash.
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Well, Sheila,
why don't you talk to her?
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I'm too nice.
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Meanwhile, I ran into
cousin Merryl in Central Park,
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and she was all over
Naomi Dembo's husband.
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-[gasps]
-Yep.
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And you didn't call me?
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You know,
I don't like to gossip.
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So, Sheila, did your father
ever come back
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from picking up a pack of
"smokes" 20 years ago?
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-Ma!
-What?
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I'm not so nice
and I like to gossip.
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[sighs]
So, Sheila, I'll tell you,
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I was so sorry to hear about
you and Mitch.
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Why did he leave you?
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What, I couldn't leave him?
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All right.
Why did you leave him?
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I'm not gonna stay with somebody
that dumps me.
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So, look, I brought you
a sample of the wallpaper here.
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The motif I wanna use
in yourcucina.
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Oysters? I don't know.
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Where have I seen this before?
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Red Lobster.
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Well, you told me you wanted
things to heat up
between you and Mr. Sheffield.
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-It's a vomitose pattern.
-It's an aphrodisiac.
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Does it come in fabric?
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-Oh, Frannie
-What?
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Just looking at this, it puts me
in the mood, you know?
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-Oh...
-Then I start to miss Mitch.
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Oh-ho-ho-ho...
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-Clock!
-Oh!
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Yeah. Yeah, I see a big clock
right over that door with, uh,
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the accentuation
of two giant pairs of antlers.
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A major aphrodisiac.
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Since when are antlers
a major aphrodisiac?
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Hello! Horny?
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Oh, God, I miss Mitch so much.
[sobbing]
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Cabinets!
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What have you got?
Decorator's Tourettes?
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Frannie, I really thought that
Mitch was the one.
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-Oh...
-And when I met him, right away
I wanted him to like me so much.
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I started making plans
right away for a nose job,
a boob job, liposuction.
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Well, it's a good thing
you didn't get all that done.
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Uh, um... By a quack.
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Yeah. You look fabulous, honey.
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-Don't I? Oh!
-Gorgeous. Yes.
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The thing is, Frannie,
I know he really loves me.
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Give him a chance.
He'll come around.
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It's like me and Mr. Sheffield.
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As God is my witness,
I have never pushed.
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You just give him some time.
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Time? Forget about it.
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We were friends for four years
before we even
went to second base.
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And right away after that
he dumped me.
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-[gasps]
-No, not right away.
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I mean, first he asked me
to redecorate
a room in his house.
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[gasps]
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I can't feel my left side.
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My arm's gone numb.
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Mr. Sheffield asked me
to decorate this room
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right after we got to
second base.
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-[gasps]
-Oh, why doesn't he like me?
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Oh...
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It's not your fault, honey.
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It's just the men
in this damn culture.
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Why don't they appreciate
confident, vital women?
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Well, they do, if she's 20.
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What are women
in our late 20s supposed to do?
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And if it's
this difficult for us,
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what's it like for
poor older women?
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How the hell are they
gonna find a man?
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Congratulate me.
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I'm engaged.
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-[Fran] Oh, my God!
-That's gotta be
at least three karats!
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And that's the small one.
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Take a look at this one
Sammy got for me.
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[excited screaming]
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See, that's why it's good
to marry someone 89.
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He forgot he bought me this one.
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Oh, Yetta, that Sammy's
got incredible taste.
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Who's Sammy?
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00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:32,330
The guy you're engaged to.
246
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,276
I'm engaged?
247
00:15:36,233 --> 00:15:40,163
Oh, I've gotta tell
the girls in the home.
248
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:43,370
Hey, Esther. Polly.
I'm getting...
249
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,120
[both] Married!
250
00:15:46,150 --> 00:15:48,220
Hoo-hoo!
251
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:53,246
I'll tell you, Sheila.
252
00:15:53,283 --> 00:15:58,173
Our 85-year-old grandmother's
getting married before we are.
253
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,200
What does she have
that we don't?
254
00:16:00,233 --> 00:16:01,403
Removable teeth.
255
00:16:09,233 --> 00:16:14,123
I can't believe Mr. Sheffield
is dumping me.
256
00:16:14,150 --> 00:16:18,300
Look at this.
It's his favorite little teapot.
257
00:16:25,133 --> 00:16:26,273
Oops!
258
00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:31,276
Well, Frannie, I cannot believe
that you did that
259
00:16:31,316 --> 00:16:34,476
when this Lalique vase
is so much more expensive.
260
00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:42,160
-Men! Who needs them?
-Yeah.
261
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,170
-[cellphone ringing]
-Mitch!
262
00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:56,353
[grunting]
263
00:16:58,366 --> 00:17:01,496
[panting]
264
00:17:01,830 --> 00:17:02,120
How many was that?
265
00:17:02,383 --> 00:17:03,403
One.
266
00:17:07,483 --> 00:17:10,183
-[door opens]
-What do you say
we take a lunch?
267
00:17:10,216 --> 00:17:11,246
[door closes]
268
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:17,326
He is making me hold
his sweaty ankles
while he does sit ups.
269
00:17:17,660 --> 00:17:19,120
And he's wearing
really baggy shorts.
270
00:17:19,150 --> 00:17:20,380
Are you getting
the picture here?
271
00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:27,396
Now, Brighton, the man
has just had a heart attack.
272
00:17:27,433 --> 00:17:32,503
We have to try to show
a little more consideration.
273
00:17:32,830 --> 00:17:35,470
-Daddy.
-Don't! [grunts]
Why did you say, "Daddy"?
274
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,250
Now he's gonna
know I'm out here.
275
00:17:38,283 --> 00:17:42,203
Sir, my tea is lukewarm.
Would you mind?
276
00:17:52,266 --> 00:17:55,346
Fran, Mr. Sheffield
is not going to dump you.
277
00:17:55,383 --> 00:17:59,403
You and Sheila
do not lead parallel lives.
278
00:17:59,433 --> 00:18:02,833
Does she still have
that stupid best friend?
279
00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:08,200
Oh, I am so getting dumped.
280
00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:14,480
Now, meanwhile,
this room is stunning.
281
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,130
But where's
the aphrodisiac affect?
282
00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:18,266
I don't see it.
283
00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:23,403
[exclaims] Oh, my God.
284
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,376
[romantic jazz music playing]
285
00:18:31,450 --> 00:18:36,500
Whoa-ho-hoa!
That working out is paying off
big time, mister.
286
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:42,173
[romantic jazz music playing]
287
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:45,830
-Pick you up at 8:00.
Wear something--
-Velcro?
288
00:18:45,116 --> 00:18:46,146
Rawr!
289
00:18:52,366 --> 00:18:55,146
Toriello, looking good.
290
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:04,100
[sighs] Well, at least
somebody's getting some use
out of my newcucina.
291
00:19:05,483 --> 00:19:08,163
-[phone ringing]
-Yep.
292
00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:12,230
Hello.
293
00:19:12,266 --> 00:19:14,096
Hey, cuz.
294
00:19:14,133 --> 00:19:18,383
Guess who's in the Caribbean
getting Bain de Solaid.
295
00:19:21,383 --> 00:19:24,163
Oh, yes.
296
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:27,170
Ooh, yes... Oh, Mitch.
297
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,830
-Mitch? She got back together
with Mitch.
-[gasps]
298
00:19:30,116 --> 00:19:36,196
[gasps]
I'm gonna get back together
with Mr. Sheffield.
299
00:19:36,233 --> 00:19:39,233
Frannie, you're gonna have to
find yourself a new decorator
300
00:19:39,266 --> 00:19:42,126
because Mitch
wants me to quit my job.
301
00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:44,996
And I never have to work again.
302
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:50,183
Oh, I have to work.
I just have to find
a new career.
303
00:19:50,216 --> 00:19:53,196
Uh, Mitch says my taste
nauseated him.
304
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:04,253
Can you believe that
that's why he broke up with me?
305
00:20:05,466 --> 00:20:10,196
Well, we're together now
and I've never been happy...
306
00:20:10,233 --> 00:20:13,203
-[phone beeps]
-Oh, Val. My God.
307
00:20:13,233 --> 00:20:15,503
Uh... Duh...
308
00:20:15,830 --> 00:20:17,170
-You've gotta take this
out of here.
-I can't.
309
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:20,220
What do you mean, "you can't"?
What's the matter with you?
Are you--
310
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:21,450
Mrs. Sheffield...
311
00:20:21,483 --> 00:20:23,273
A psychic? Please, God.
312
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,420
Oh, Miss Fine, I have to say
313
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:37,400
-I think the kitchen is now
my favorite room in the house.
-Aww!
314
00:20:37,433 --> 00:20:40,333
Welcome to the Fine family.
315
00:20:41,433 --> 00:20:43,433
Perhaps we should have dinner
here from now on.
316
00:20:43,466 --> 00:20:45,276
Or dessert.
317
00:20:50,433 --> 00:20:53,473
-So you like what you see?
-Lovely.
318
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,280
Maybe I should do you
in the dining room.
319
00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:01,400
I should have you do
the dining room next.
320
00:21:01,433 --> 00:21:05,123
Are you sure, Mr. Sheffield?
That's a pretty big step.
321
00:21:09,330 --> 00:21:11,130
I have half a cup
of coffee left.
322
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:15,270
Where were we?
323
00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:17,300
Miss Fine. About what happened
in the hospital
324
00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:20,163
Save it, honey.
You think I didn't know
325
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,160
that you concocted
this whole decorating scheme
326
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:23,400
just to distract me?
327
00:21:23,433 --> 00:21:26,203
Though, you really didn't have
to come up with such a ruse.
328
00:21:26,233 --> 00:21:28,233
Don't you think
that we're both above that?
329
00:21:30,450 --> 00:21:33,150
[romantic jazz music playing]
330
00:21:33,183 --> 00:21:36,273
Oh, Miss Very-Fine.
331
00:21:40,450 --> 00:21:43,230
These drapes won't fit
with your new motif.
332
00:21:52,366 --> 00:21:54,376
Here, put something
in your mouth.
333
00:21:54,416 --> 00:21:56,446
You got lipstick on your teeth.
334
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,323
You got chocolate on yours.
335
00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:14,176
[theme music playing]
336
00:22:29,150 --> 00:22:31,170
[theme music ends]
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