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"According to
Vacationing Single,
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the ratio of men to women
in Alaska is 50 to one."
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And the nights
are six months long.
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What does that mean?
On Saturday nights
I could sit in my igloo
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watchingDr. Quinn
for what, 3,000 times?
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I think Mr. Sheffield would
really like you to come with
him
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when he takes the children
to Hawaii.
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Oh, you know,
it's always the same thing,
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dancing in the moonlight,
walking on the beaches,
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then falling into bed wrapped
in each other's arms.
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Since when?
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Since Gracie doesn't like
to sleep alone.
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Oh, Ms. Fine, what would you
think about a five mile hike
up a mountain in Maui
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and then a helicopter ride
over an active volcano?
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Throw in a barium enema
and I'm there.
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Ms. Fine, how do you propose
to pay for your trip to Alaska
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when you told me to lock
all your credit cards up
in the safe?
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I'm sorry. I tuned out
after you said "propose."
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I'm not giving your cards
back.
You made me promise.
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Fine, I'll just call them
and I'll tell them
that I lost my cards
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and then they'll have to
send me new ones.
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Ah, yes. But then to prove
who you are, you'll have
to give them
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your full name
and your date of birth.
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Oh, you think you're so smart,
don't you?
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I lied on the application, too.
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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♪♪ She was workingin a bridal shopin Flushing, Queens ♪♪
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♪♪ 'Til her boyfriendkicked her out ♪♪
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♪♪ In one of thosecrushing scenes ♪♪
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♪♪ What was she to do?Where was she to go? ♪♪
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♪♪ She was out on her fanny ♪♪
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♪♪ So over the bridgefrom Flushing to theSheffield's door ♪♪
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♪♪ She was there to sellmakeupbut the father saw more ♪♪
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♪♪ She had style!She had flair!She was there! ♪♪
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♪♪ That's howshe became the nanny ♪♪
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♪♪ Who would haveguessed that the girlwe've described ♪♪
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♪♪ Was just exactly whatthe doctor prescribed? ♪♪
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♪♪ Now the fatherfinds her beguiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Watch out, C.C.! ♪♪
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♪♪ And the kidsare actually smiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Such♪♪
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♪♪ She's the lady in red ♪♪
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♪♪ When everybody elseis wearing tan ♪♪
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♪♪ The flashy girlfrom Flushing ♪♪
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♪♪ The nanny named Fran ♪♪♪♪
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Franny, you should
go to Hawaii.
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- Oh?
- The last time I was there,
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they had this
fantastic air show.
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The sky was full of planes,
and the fireworks.
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Whoo!
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Did that happen to take place
in December, 1941?
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Yeah.
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I remember the whole shebang
was for Hanukkah.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Oh, I'll get it.
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Oh, it's Val.
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- Hi, Val.
- Hi.
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- What's the matter?
- Oh, my God, Fran,
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you're not watching
The Young and the Restless?
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Oh, relax. I'm taping it.
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You know, I like to watch
Jack Abbott doing a love scene
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while I'm eating a pizza.
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That way Jack and I can finish
at the same time.
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- You gotta watch it now.
- Why?
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Jack Abbott's doing a love
scene with a certain tramp
from high school.
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- [MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]
- [GASPS]
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Heather Biblow?
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What? There weren't enough
guys left in Queens
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she's got to start sleeping
with fictional characters?
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Yeah. And not only is
she making tons of money,
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but she has an unbelievable
beach house in Malibu.
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- Oh my God,
how do you know this?
- Oh, how.
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- Well, she sent me a letter.
- [GASPS]
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"Not only am I making
tons of money,
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but I have an unbelievable
beach house in Malibu."
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Why does she get all the
breaks?
She gets my fiancé, my job.
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Now she's on my
favorite soap opera.
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I hate that
back-stabbing lowlife.
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And she's offering
to fly us to Hollywood.
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And yet there is something
endearing about her.
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[♪♪♪]
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You girls want Haagen-Dazs bars?
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- Oh, sure.
- Yeah.
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Thanks.
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BOTH: Mmm!
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- Aren't you having any?
- [GASPS]
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I've gotta watch my figure.
I can't let myself go.
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You know, it's so sweet of you
girls to still be my friends
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with me having all this
and you having nothing.
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[CHUCKLING]
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Now, Heather,
you're the sweet one
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flying us out here first
class
just to rub it in our faces.
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ALL: Aww!
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Now you're gonna have
to entertain yourselves
this evening
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because I have a lot
of lines to memorize.
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Oh, well, maybe we can
help you with that.
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- How many lines have you got?
- Four.
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In a row?
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No. That's the confusing part.
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First, I say something,
then he says something
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and then I say something
again.
Oh!
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What a nightmare.
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Um-- [CLEARS THROAT]
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Let me ask you something,
Heather.
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Who did you have to--
I mean, what did you have to
do
to get this part?
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Nothing. This cute guy
came down to me at the beach
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and he asked me "Hey,
do you wanna be in
television?"
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I thought he was BS-ing me.
I thought he wanted to get me
in the sack.
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- Yeah.
- Mm-hm. So I gave him
my number.
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It turns out that he's legit.
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I can't tell you how
disappointed I was.
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Oh...
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[MOUTHING]
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[♪♪♪]
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I still don't understand
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why Ms. Fine would pass up
a trip to Hawaii.
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Four-star hotel,
private beach.
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Sharing a room
with Ms. Grace.
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Oh!
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Is that what the problem is?
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She doesn't like Gracie?
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Well, I'm gonna have to have
a word with that young lady.
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Oh, God, is there a bigger
buffoon in this world?
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Got here as fast as I could.
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I am appalled that Nanny Fine
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would leave Maxwell
in the lurch like this.
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Luckily, I am available.
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I was supposed to go
to Scottsdale to visit
my grandmother.
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But, you know, as long as
they keep that plug in,
where's she going?
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Well, I suggested you,
but Mr. Sheffield wanted someone
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easier to look at
in a bikini.
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Aloha.
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The hotel has the private beach.
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Look what I'm gonna wear.
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That's it.
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[♪♪♪]
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Hello, ladies. May I help you?
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Val! You're Larry
fromThree's Company.
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- What?
- That can't be him.
Larry's much younger.
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I just saw the show yesterday.
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Val, this is why you lost
atWheel of Fortune
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withLawrence of Aruba...
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So, what happened, Larry?
You were a huge TV star.
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What are you,
Diane freaking Sawyer?
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Now, just tell me
who do you wanna see?
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Heather Biblow of
TheYoung and the Restless.
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Through the artists entrance,
make a right
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check in at reception
with Erin Moran.
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Erin Moran, too?
My God, they're here
today, gone tomorrow.
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That's a reason
not to become a sitcom star.
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I can't talk now.
I'm with the president
of the network.
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Mr. Moonves, they wanna schedule
another casting session.
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Why? They keep sending me
the same people.
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I just want a fresh face.
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All she has to do
is walk and talk.
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- She's cute. How about her?
- Oh, what about me?
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- [LAUGHS]
- Keep looking.
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Oh.
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Oh, Joanie Cunningham said
that The Young and the Restless
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was somewhere right
around here.
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Oh, my God! Taylor and Maggie
fromThe Bold and theBeautiful.
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We must be getting close.
Hi, Taylor. Hi, Maggie.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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You guys must be playing
the hookers, right?
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- Uh...
- Oh, yeah, that's right.
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- Great costumes.
- Yeah. Thanks.
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[BOTH GASPING]
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Oh, Jeanne Cooper.
Jeanne Cooper.
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Oh, my God,
we must be at ground zero.
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My mother is such
a huge fan of yours.
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Oh, thank you.
That's very sweet.
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You know, when you had
your actual face lift
televised
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she was nauseous for weeks.
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- She lost 14 pounds.
- Yeah.
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-[SHRIEKING]
-It's Malcolm!
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- Tell him. Tell him.
- He's got his shirt on.
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Hello. Hi. I'm Fran Fine
fromSoap Opera Digest.
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Malcolm, would you mind taking
a picture with your shirt off?
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No problem, ladies.
But come on now, admit it.
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You guys are not from
Soap Opera Digest.
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Then how come you're
taking your shirt off?
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- What'd you do?
- [GASPS]
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Give him a quarter?
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[LAUGHS] Get outta here.
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Oh, it's Nicholas, it's
Nicholas. Take a picture.
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- Take a picture of Nicholas.
- But it's from the back.
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Oh, that's his
best side, honey.
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Ahh!
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Oh, so many celebrities.
Can you believe this?
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This hallway's better
than the lido deck
on the Love Boat.
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- Oh, Nikki! Nikki!
- Oh, Nikki!
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Oh, my God, Nikki,
we love you so much.
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You are such
an inspiration for me.
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- She started
out a stripper.
- I know!
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And ended up marrying
the wealthiest man in the
town.
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- Oh, you are
a role model for me!
- Oh, well, thank you.
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You know, you're not
the first stripper
to tell me that.
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[LAUGHS] First they think I'm
a hooker, now I'm a stripper.
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- I better get this
dress in every color.
- Yeah.
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Oh! This is so exciting.
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It's better than Gabe Kaplan
ringing us up at the
commissary.
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I know!
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[BOTH SHRIEK]
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, Val, this is it. We're here.
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The Young and the Restless.
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[HUMMING "THE YOUNG AND
THE RESTLESS THEME MUSIC]
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- Excuse me. Excuse me.
- Oh!
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Would you mind waiting over
by the food table?
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Sure, honey. We aim to please.
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Oh, my God, oh, my God.
Jack Abbott.
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Heather's gonna do a love scene
with Jack Abbott.
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[SHRIEKS]
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WOMAN: Action.
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Shantal, we can't.
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If Victor finds out,
he'll kill both of us.
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- It's my turn to talk,
right?
- WOMAN: Cut.
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Well, at least
I knew it was my turn.
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We'll just start over
one more time,
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right from the beginning. Okay?
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Action!
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Oh, Jack, I don't think
we should have gotten
on this plane.
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Are we on a plane?
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We were on a plane yesterday,
remember?
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We sat in first class and you
said "I can't ride this
horse."
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Here. Let's take a five.
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Heather, for you,
that's a whole hand.
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You were really good.
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- Oh, you're just saying
that.
- No. Amazingly, she's not.
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Heather, you know, we can
help you learn your lines.
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Yeah. Fran's great.
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She helped me memorize
my license plate.
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That's right.
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One, one, one...
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V...
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A...
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L! Val!
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[SIGHS]
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00:12:39,166 --> 00:12:41,226
Fran, are you sure
you can help me?
240
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What's your first line?
241
00:12:44,133 --> 00:12:45,453
Either she goes or I go.
242
00:12:45,483 --> 00:12:47,283
But Peter, who on earth
are we gonna find
243
00:12:47,316 --> 00:12:49,476
who can take her place
on such short notice?
244
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:53,350
FRAN: "Oh, Jack, I don't give
a damn about Victor.
245
00:12:53,383 --> 00:12:55,183
I love you."
246
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,100
That girl.
247
00:13:05,383 --> 00:13:07,453
Ms. Fine, you're
telling me that you've
taken a job on a soap
248
00:13:07,483 --> 00:13:09,223
and you're not coming home?
249
00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:12,150
Well, of course I'm shocked.
They gave you a speaking part?
250
00:13:14,466 --> 00:13:17,176
Ms. Fine, does this mean
you're never coming back?
251
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:22,273
[ECHOING]Never coming back...
252
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:25,500
Never coming back...Never coming back...
253
00:13:25,830 --> 00:13:26,400
Never coming back...
254
00:13:26,433 --> 00:13:28,123
Good morning, Maxwell.
255
00:13:30,466 --> 00:13:32,316
Morning, Mrs. Sheffield.
256
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:44,330
Oh, of course I'll
tell Mr. Sheffield.
I expect him any moment.
257
00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:46,150
Goodbye.
258
00:13:46,183 --> 00:13:50,503
Nanny Fine's never coming back.
259
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,450
Aloha, we're home! Ms. Fine!
260
00:13:56,483 --> 00:13:58,833
Hey, Fran?
261
00:13:58,116 --> 00:14:00,176
Where's Fran?
We got her all these presents.
262
00:14:00,216 --> 00:14:03,176
Oh, I can't wait to show her
this skimpy little bikini
I got...
263
00:14:04,183 --> 00:14:05,303
...her.
264
00:14:08,466 --> 00:14:11,296
Oh, the children
missed her terribly.
265
00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:14,433
So where is Ms. Fine?
I've got all these things
to show her.
266
00:14:14,466 --> 00:14:17,326
[CRIES]
267
00:14:17,660 --> 00:14:19,500
C.C., what's the matter?
268
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:23,150
I am just so happy!
269
00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:27,433
Oh, sir, how can I
break this to you?
270
00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:32,096
Ms. Fine has taken a job
on a soap opera and she's
not coming home.
271
00:14:32,133 --> 00:14:35,173
What? A speaking part?
272
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,450
[♪♪♪]
273
00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:42,173
Furnishings are so gorgeous.
274
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,400
- Did you pick out these?
- Mm-hm.
275
00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:54,423
You know, I just feel so awful
about taking your job, Heather.
276
00:14:54,450 --> 00:14:57,120
I mean, it's breaking my heart.
277
00:14:57,150 --> 00:14:59,150
What kind of a lease
do you have on this place?
278
00:14:59,183 --> 00:15:02,663
I mean, you can't afford it.
Maybe I'll take it off your
hands.
279
00:15:03,266 --> 00:15:05,996
Oh, Fran, you're the best
friend a girl could have.
280
00:15:06,330 --> 00:15:08,660
Well, I'm only thinking
about you, Heather.
281
00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:10,330
White wine on these carpets.
282
00:15:12,450 --> 00:15:14,150
[PHONE RINGING]
283
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:16,120
Hello.
284
00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:19,230
Yes, she is.
Hold on one moment.
285
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:22,266
It's for you.
Mr. Sheffield's on the phone.
286
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:23,450
- [GASPS]
- Ooh.
287
00:15:23,483 --> 00:15:25,133
He needs to speak to you
right away.
288
00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:27,276
Oh, boy, it's Mr. Sheffield.
289
00:15:27,316 --> 00:15:29,276
He is so lost without me.
290
00:15:29,316 --> 00:15:31,126
This is gonna be
totally pathetic.
291
00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:32,346
Let me put him on speaker.
292
00:15:35,283 --> 00:15:38,833
Hello, Mr. Sheffield.
293
00:15:38,116 --> 00:15:39,316
MAXWELL:Ms. Fine
294
00:15:39,350 --> 00:15:42,270
Niles tells me that you'restaying in California
295
00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:44,200
to pursue an acting career.
296
00:15:44,233 --> 00:15:46,663
That's right.
297
00:15:47,466 --> 00:15:49,996
Ah, well, I want you to know
298
00:15:50,330 --> 00:15:53,130
the house already feelsvery empty without you.
299
00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:55,116
Aww...
300
00:15:55,150 --> 00:16:00,660
Ms. Fine, I realizeI can't persuade youto come back as the nanny
301
00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:02,660
so I'd like to propose...
302
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,280
Oh!
303
00:16:03,316 --> 00:16:05,126
[MOUTHING]
304
00:16:06,483 --> 00:16:09,453
...that perhaps Ms. Biblowwould like to come backas your old job?
305
00:16:09,483 --> 00:16:11,833
[GASPING]
306
00:16:13,416 --> 00:16:16,266
Heather and Mr. Sheffield?
307
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,430
What do you say, Ms. Biblow?
308
00:16:18,466 --> 00:16:20,326
I do!
309
00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:25,380
[♪♪♪]
310
00:16:29,116 --> 00:16:32,376
Well, I spent all morning
at the employment agency.
311
00:16:32,416 --> 00:16:36,296
But I think I finally found
Maxwell the perfect nanny.
312
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:41,503
You know, there are a lot of
stairs here. We might need to
build a ramp.
313
00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:45,330
Mr. Sheffield already
hired someone.
314
00:16:45,366 --> 00:16:47,226
Ms. Fine recommended her.
315
00:16:47,266 --> 00:16:50,426
Oh, fabulous.
Someone from Rent-a-Yenta?
316
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:54,200
Guess again.
317
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,280
Cheese.
318
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:11,300
Ms. Babcock, Nanny Biblow.
319
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:14,003
Niles? Niles,
I'm expecting a call
320
00:17:14,330 --> 00:17:16,500
from Bill towel--
Powell.
321
00:17:16,830 --> 00:17:17,170
Um...
322
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,160
- Hi, Mr. Sheffield.
- Hello.
323
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,180
And let me know when
Ms. Babcock gets here,
would you?
324
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:34,250
So, what would you
like me to do?
325
00:17:34,283 --> 00:17:38,833
Oh, as far as I'm concerned,
your work here is done.
326
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:50,300
- So did Ms. Fine call?
- No, not yet, sir.
You miss her?
327
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:52,303
Of course I bloody miss her.
328
00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:55,833
And I'm not sure about
Ms. Biblow working here.
329
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:58,996
Just who exactly is this plan
of yours supposed to benefit?
330
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:02,000
Nanny Biblow, I'm home!
331
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,400
Oh, this is so exciting.
332
00:18:13,433 --> 00:18:17,433
I am an assistant
to a genuine soap opera star.
333
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:20,233
[SIGHS]
Yeah.
334
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,266
Oh, what's the matter, boss?
335
00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:29,000
Oh, Val, I'm just picturing
Heather in that house,
336
00:18:29,330 --> 00:18:31,420
parading around in front
of Mr. Sheffield,
337
00:18:31,450 --> 00:18:34,370
and I'm thinking
this cannot be good.
338
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:40,370
- Places, everyone. Fran.
- Oh, okay. It's my turn.
339
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:43,170
I'd like to have you on the
sofa
here with Peter.
340
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:47,320
Okay. Now, start right
at the top. Ready?
341
00:18:47,350 --> 00:18:50,470
Here we go. And action!
342
00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:58,103
Oh, Jack, I have wanted you
since the first day I arrived
in Genoa City.
343
00:18:58,133 --> 00:19:02,123
Shantal, I am so glad
you came into my life.
344
00:19:02,150 --> 00:19:06,180
You've made me completely
forget about the four years
I wasted on Nan.
345
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,200
Huh?
346
00:19:10,133 --> 00:19:11,173
Cut!
347
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,300
- Cut.
- Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
348
00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:16,173
Dear, if you can't
remember your lines,
349
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,300
the next one you're
gonna hear will be
350
00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:22,183
"Doctor, how much time
does she have?"
351
00:19:22,216 --> 00:19:23,316
I get it.
352
00:19:24,216 --> 00:19:25,326
- Okay. Here we go.
- Sorry.
353
00:19:25,366 --> 00:19:27,096
- Once more.
- Sorry.
354
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:28,173
Action!
355
00:19:29,416 --> 00:19:32,446
Oh, Jack, I keep
thinking about you and...
356
00:19:32,483 --> 00:19:36,203
Heather sitting on
Mr. Sheffield's desk.
357
00:19:36,233 --> 00:19:38,353
- I just--
- Who?
358
00:19:38,383 --> 00:19:40,223
- Who?
- Cut.
359
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:43,120
- Oh, oh, I'm so sorry.
- Fran.
360
00:19:43,150 --> 00:19:46,100
- Oh, I know.
- You're making up
words again, dear.
361
00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:50,323
I know. I'm sorry. I just--
I have these personal
problems.
362
00:19:50,350 --> 00:19:53,000
Oh, well, maybe
you just need a little
lunch.
363
00:19:53,330 --> 00:19:54,400
Would you like some chicken
or some fish?
364
00:19:54,433 --> 00:19:57,003
Yeah. Okay. I'll do
a little chicken.
365
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:58,150
All right.
366
00:19:58,183 --> 00:20:00,103
Order her the chicken meal
367
00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:02,373
- on American flight 426.
- [GASPING]
368
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,500
[♪♪♪]
369
00:20:09,266 --> 00:20:11,096
I'll go get the bags, boss.
370
00:20:11,133 --> 00:20:14,163
Val...
371
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:17,160
We're in New York. You don't
have to keep calling me boss.
372
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:18,420
Just go get the bags.
373
00:20:20,416 --> 00:20:22,466
Can you tell me when the next
flight for Los Angeles leaves?
374
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,120
Mr. Sheffield,
what are you doing here?
375
00:20:25,150 --> 00:20:27,500
Ah, ha. Ms. Fine, um...
376
00:20:27,830 --> 00:20:30,380
Well, Niles told me you were
returning from Los Angeles
377
00:20:30,416 --> 00:20:32,116
so I thought I'd come
and pick you up.
378
00:20:32,150 --> 00:20:33,470
Oh, that's very sweet,
379
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,330
but I didn't tell Niles
that I was coming home.
380
00:20:37,433 --> 00:20:40,383
- Your mother?
- Nope.
381
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:44,660
Val sent a fax?
382
00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:47,230
Val sent a fax?
383
00:20:47,266 --> 00:20:48,446
She can't even figure out
384
00:20:48,483 --> 00:20:51,273
why the cast ofCops
changing every week.
385
00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:56,830
Oh, all right, Ms. Fine.
386
00:20:56,116 --> 00:20:59,496
I-I was coming to Los Angeles
to bring you home.
387
00:20:59,830 --> 00:21:01,160
Oh...
388
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:02,180
So, what are you doing here?
389
00:21:02,216 --> 00:21:03,316
What happened to your
part on the soap?
390
00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:05,280
Oh, acting isn't for me.
391
00:21:05,316 --> 00:21:07,316
You know, they drive you nuts.
You do a breakfast scene,
392
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:10,160
you gotta be in there
with all that hair
393
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:13,100
and make-up in a bathrobe.
It's so unrealistic.
394
00:21:20,830 --> 00:21:22,500
- You were fired?
- Yeah.
395
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,130
The southwest chicken
on American Airlines
396
00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:29,296
was restaurant quality,
I gotta say.
397
00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:37,320
- Did everyone miss me?
- Oh, very, very much.
398
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:40,330
One person in particular.
399
00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:44,480
Don't you ever leave me again!
400
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,100
Oh, Fran, we're so happy
to have you back.
401
00:21:54,133 --> 00:21:56,333
Heather could never
fill your shoes.
402
00:21:56,366 --> 00:21:58,296
She tried on my shoes?
403
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:04,230
No. Just my dress.
She broke it.
404
00:22:11,466 --> 00:22:13,416
Well, I'm just so happy
405
00:22:13,450 --> 00:22:17,250
that everyone is so
glad that I'm back.
406
00:22:17,283 --> 00:22:19,003
[SOBBING]
407
00:22:27,233 --> 00:22:29,163
Why?!
408
00:22:34,166 --> 00:22:36,426
[♪♪♪]
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