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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:34,717 --> 00:02:36,887 Hello, Bill. Come on down! 2 00:02:36,888 --> 00:02:37,756 Hurry up. Give me my money. 3 00:02:37,757 --> 00:02:39,429 I got a wife waiting. 4 00:02:40,429 --> 00:02:41,697 Thanks. 5 00:02:41,698 --> 00:02:42,931 Hello, Bill! 6 00:02:42,932 --> 00:02:44,033 Hiya, Babe! 7 00:02:44,034 --> 00:02:45,103 How ya been? 8 00:02:45,104 --> 00:02:47,771 Gee, you sure look pretty. And smell pretty, too! 9 00:02:48,844 --> 00:02:51,682 Hey, wait a minute. You sure got that quick enough. 10 00:02:51,683 --> 00:02:53,920 There you are, Josh. That's married life for you. 11 00:02:53,921 --> 00:02:55,925 Yeah. Isn't that beautiful? 12 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:57,495 You know, if the world was run right, 13 00:02:57,496 --> 00:02:58,764 only women would get married. 14 00:02:58,765 --> 00:02:59,936 Yeah. 15 00:03:00,936 --> 00:03:03,075 Hey, could they do that? 16 00:03:04,075 --> 00:03:05,610 Get a load of that. 17 00:03:05,611 --> 00:03:07,681 What'd you do? Break your arm? 18 00:03:07,682 --> 00:03:08,516 I haven't heard from you in three months. 19 00:03:08,517 --> 00:03:09,919 I've been very busy. 20 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:13,028 Oh, you've been very busy. I can imagine. 21 00:03:14,028 --> 00:03:16,766 Dewey, he got bigger. 22 00:03:16,767 --> 00:03:18,904 What do ya think he'd get? Littler? 23 00:03:18,905 --> 00:03:21,676 Hey, Mom, look it! Here's pop squeezin' a hula dancer. 24 00:03:21,677 --> 00:03:23,054 Give me that. 25 00:03:26,054 --> 00:03:27,754 So, you were busy, huh? 26 00:03:27,755 --> 00:03:29,559 Wait till I get you home. 27 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,068 Come on, push Dewey! 28 00:03:33,068 --> 00:03:34,068 Ow! 29 00:03:36,774 --> 00:03:38,210 Well, Mr. Ace Lannigan, 30 00:03:38,211 --> 00:03:39,846 let that be a lesson to you. 31 00:03:39,847 --> 00:03:41,717 - A lesson to me? - Yeah. 32 00:03:41,718 --> 00:03:44,188 Say, listen, if they lined up all those movie queens in Hollywood 33 00:03:44,189 --> 00:03:45,959 and let 'em wave those long eyelashes at me, 34 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:47,562 - you know what I'd do? - Huh? 35 00:03:47,563 --> 00:03:48,865 I'd throw rocks at 'em. 36 00:03:48,866 --> 00:03:49,934 Yes. 37 00:03:49,935 --> 00:03:52,305 Toss 'em right at 'em. 38 00:03:52,306 --> 00:03:53,706 I can brush 'em off like flies. 39 00:03:53,707 --> 00:03:55,544 Oh, yes! 40 00:03:55,545 --> 00:03:57,581 Which of you two is Ace Lannigan? 41 00:03:57,582 --> 00:03:58,926 That's me. 42 00:04:01,926 --> 00:04:03,296 Know a gal named Cherry? 43 00:04:04,296 --> 00:04:05,305 Cherry? 44 00:04:08,305 --> 00:04:10,640 No. 45 00:04:10,641 --> 00:04:13,697 Why, sure you do. That's the little blonde you told me... 46 00:04:15,652 --> 00:04:17,041 Yeah, sure, I know Cherry. 47 00:04:18,190 --> 00:04:19,827 Brilliant conversationalist. 48 00:04:19,828 --> 00:04:20,929 How's she doin'? 49 00:04:20,930 --> 00:04:22,833 She's gettin' married. 50 00:04:22,834 --> 00:04:25,639 Oh! Well, what do you know. 51 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:26,976 - Great kid, Cherry! - Yeah. 52 00:04:27,176 --> 00:04:29,045 So, little Cherry's gettin' married? 53 00:04:29,046 --> 00:04:31,684 Yeah. She wants you to come to the weddin'. 54 00:04:31,685 --> 00:04:33,654 Well, I don't know. If I'm around. Who's she marrying? 55 00:04:33,655 --> 00:04:35,091 You. 56 00:04:35,092 --> 00:04:37,762 Well, she couldn't have picked a better... Me? 57 00:04:37,763 --> 00:04:39,399 Can I be an usher? 58 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:41,136 I... Hey... 59 00:04:41,137 --> 00:04:43,040 Wait! There must be some mistake. 60 00:04:43,041 --> 00:04:44,644 All I did was take her to a movie. 61 00:04:44,645 --> 00:04:46,312 Yeah, and kept her out half the night. 62 00:04:46,313 --> 00:04:48,685 Well, can I help it if there's double features? 63 00:04:48,686 --> 00:04:49,954 Can he help it if there's... 64 00:04:49,955 --> 00:04:51,156 Come on, you're goin' with us. 65 00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:53,360 Yeah. Well, all right. 66 00:04:53,361 --> 00:04:55,398 All right. I'm going with them. 67 00:04:55,399 --> 00:04:56,844 Oh, you're going with them. 68 00:04:57,044 --> 00:04:57,870 Yeah, I'm going with them. 69 00:04:58,070 --> 00:04:59,271 Oh. 70 00:04:59,272 --> 00:05:01,877 Patty-cake, patty-cake, baker's man, 71 00:05:01,878 --> 00:05:03,842 bake a cake as fast as you can. 72 00:05:36,181 --> 00:05:38,283 This sort of thing has got to stop. 73 00:05:38,284 --> 00:05:41,189 Spreading the Mallon name all over the newspapers. 74 00:05:41,190 --> 00:05:43,428 Getting yourself mixed up in a waterfront brawl. 75 00:05:43,429 --> 00:05:45,899 I've never heard anything more disgraceful in my life! 76 00:05:45,900 --> 00:05:47,067 Oh, it's not as bad as that. 77 00:05:47,068 --> 00:05:49,072 Now, take it easy, Skipper. 78 00:05:49,073 --> 00:05:51,018 - All right, O'Keefe. - Yes, sir. 79 00:05:53,483 --> 00:05:56,821 You seem to think the world is just some sort of a three-ring circus 80 00:05:56,822 --> 00:05:58,925 and all you've got to do is to run around and have fun. 81 00:05:58,926 --> 00:06:00,428 What's wrong with that? 82 00:06:00,429 --> 00:06:02,232 The world won't let you, that's what's wrong with that. 83 00:06:02,233 --> 00:06:03,500 Yeah. You mean the Mallons won't let me. 84 00:06:03,501 --> 00:06:05,137 Won't let you what? 85 00:06:05,138 --> 00:06:06,541 What are we keeping you from doing? 86 00:06:06,542 --> 00:06:08,511 Oh, gee, Skipper, 87 00:06:08,512 --> 00:06:10,315 you've been singing this song at me for years! 88 00:06:10,316 --> 00:06:11,996 I know eventually you're going to trap me, 89 00:06:12,152 --> 00:06:14,523 but you can't blame me for holding out as long as I can. 90 00:06:14,524 --> 00:06:16,194 Now, look here, Josh. 91 00:06:16,195 --> 00:06:17,964 I'd like to sit on a coral reef 92 00:06:17,965 --> 00:06:20,101 and play a ukulele myself. 93 00:06:20,102 --> 00:06:21,202 But we are Mallons. 94 00:06:21,203 --> 00:06:24,343 It's taken nearly 200 years to build up this business 95 00:06:24,344 --> 00:06:27,182 and it's my duty and it's your duty to carry on. 96 00:06:27,183 --> 00:06:30,956 We've got stockholders, customers, ships all over the world. 97 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:34,846 Well, then, what's wrong with one of the Mallons sailing on some of 'em? 98 00:06:35,166 --> 00:06:37,971 You've dodged your responsibilities long enough. 99 00:06:37,972 --> 00:06:40,108 Starting next Monday you're taking over the Maintenance Department. 100 00:06:40,109 --> 00:06:41,476 Office hours, 9 to 5. 101 00:06:41,477 --> 00:06:43,146 Oh, no. Oh, no. 102 00:06:43,147 --> 00:06:45,317 I'm not going to wind-up back of that desk like you, 103 00:06:45,318 --> 00:06:46,387 pushing buttons and growling 104 00:06:46,388 --> 00:06:47,555 and barking at everybody. 105 00:06:47,556 --> 00:06:49,526 That's not for me, Dad. 106 00:06:49,527 --> 00:06:51,264 I want to be one of the boys. I want to be a regular guy. 107 00:06:51,265 --> 00:06:52,666 - A regular guy. - Yeah. 108 00:06:52,667 --> 00:06:55,404 The poor house is full of regular guys. 109 00:06:55,405 --> 00:06:57,442 You're going to accept your responsibility, 110 00:06:57,443 --> 00:06:59,346 just like I did from my father, 111 00:06:59,347 --> 00:07:01,016 and just like he did from his father. 112 00:07:01,017 --> 00:07:02,954 Yeah, there's the old Captain. 113 00:07:02,955 --> 00:07:04,523 The fellow that started the whole thing. 114 00:07:04,524 --> 00:07:06,694 He was a man. He only had one ship, too. 115 00:07:06,695 --> 00:07:07,695 And we've got 80. 116 00:07:08,164 --> 00:07:09,701 Well, let's sell 79, 117 00:07:09,702 --> 00:07:11,437 and take the other and sail around and have some laughs. 118 00:07:11,438 --> 00:07:12,940 Don't be ridiculous! 119 00:07:12,941 --> 00:07:15,680 What about Gloria? 120 00:07:15,681 --> 00:07:18,552 When I was your age, I was married and had you. 121 00:07:18,553 --> 00:07:21,223 Suppose I'd gone vagabonding around the world, 122 00:07:21,224 --> 00:07:24,029 where would you be now? 123 00:07:24,030 --> 00:07:26,067 Well, you got me there, Skipper. 124 00:07:26,068 --> 00:07:27,735 Mr. Mallon, Miss Gloria Wycott. 125 00:07:30,224 --> 00:07:32,279 See, I told you it would be all right. 126 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:33,413 Josh, darling! 127 00:07:33,414 --> 00:07:36,053 Well, hello. How are you? 128 00:07:36,054 --> 00:07:37,557 - You look wonderful! - I feel good. 129 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:39,394 - You're as brown as a coconut. - Yeah? 130 00:07:39,395 --> 00:07:40,762 I saw the headlines in the paper this morning, 131 00:07:40,763 --> 00:07:43,101 "Waterfront Brawl" and I said, "Josh is back." 132 00:07:43,102 --> 00:07:45,271 That was just a couple of guys got out of line... 133 00:07:45,272 --> 00:07:46,408 I suppose you two big business men have settled everything. 134 00:07:46,409 --> 00:07:48,478 No. As a matter of fact, we... 135 00:07:48,479 --> 00:07:49,981 - What's he going to be? A vice president? - Who? 136 00:07:50,181 --> 00:07:52,019 Please don't make him a vice president. Make him work! 137 00:07:52,020 --> 00:07:53,086 Well, we hadn't progressed that far. As a matter of fact... 138 00:07:53,087 --> 00:07:55,425 Josh, I found the sweetest apartment. 139 00:07:55,426 --> 00:07:57,396 Sixteen stories, overlooking the sea. 140 00:07:57,397 --> 00:07:58,365 That's good. Who for? 141 00:07:58,366 --> 00:07:59,768 For us. 142 00:07:59,769 --> 00:08:01,137 You can watch the ships come and go. 143 00:08:01,138 --> 00:08:03,107 Well, I... I think I'll run along. 144 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:04,644 - Where are we going, Dad? - Are you going? 145 00:08:04,645 --> 00:08:06,257 I'll leave him to you, Gloria. 146 00:08:07,853 --> 00:08:09,420 Come on, Josh, sit down in that chair. 147 00:08:09,421 --> 00:08:10,523 - Where? - Right there. 148 00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:11,591 I want to see how you look in it. 149 00:08:11,592 --> 00:08:13,629 Well, what for? 150 00:08:13,630 --> 00:08:15,466 - Oh, you look wonderful there. - Yeah? 151 00:08:15,467 --> 00:08:16,971 That's where you belong, Josh. 152 00:08:17,171 --> 00:08:18,338 I don't feel so cozy. 153 00:08:18,539 --> 00:08:21,144 Skipper looks all right back here, but... 154 00:08:21,145 --> 00:08:22,413 - What's this? - Sketches for our apartment. 155 00:08:22,414 --> 00:08:23,682 - I did them all myself. - Yeah? 156 00:08:23,683 --> 00:08:25,718 Uh-huh. 157 00:08:25,719 --> 00:08:27,322 - What's that? - The living room. 158 00:08:27,323 --> 00:08:28,492 - The living room? - Uh-huh. 159 00:08:28,493 --> 00:08:30,096 Very gay, fuchsia and blue. 160 00:08:30,097 --> 00:08:31,831 - Blue and who? - Fuchsia and blue. 161 00:08:31,832 --> 00:08:33,435 - Yeah? - Mmm-hmm. 162 00:08:33,436 --> 00:08:34,870 Now look. That's the dining room. 163 00:08:34,871 --> 00:08:36,475 - The dining room? - Yeah. 164 00:08:36,476 --> 00:08:38,478 Look at that table. When it's open it'll seat 40. 165 00:08:38,479 --> 00:08:39,581 Forty what? 166 00:08:39,582 --> 00:08:41,250 Forty people, silly. 167 00:08:41,251 --> 00:08:42,786 I'll have to get on a scooter to pass you the salt. 168 00:08:42,787 --> 00:08:45,692 Oh, Josh, you're mad. 169 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:47,562 Look. That's your room. 170 00:08:47,563 --> 00:08:50,503 Looks like a drive-in. 171 00:08:50,504 --> 00:08:52,240 What's that big affair in the middle there? 172 00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:53,609 - That's the bed. - The bed? 173 00:08:53,610 --> 00:08:54,777 Can you get 40 in there? 174 00:08:54,778 --> 00:08:56,780 Oh, Josh! 175 00:08:56,781 --> 00:08:58,251 I like those shelves, though. Those will be nice. 176 00:08:58,252 --> 00:08:59,956 I can put my ship models on 'em, huh? 177 00:09:00,156 --> 00:09:01,601 Oh, darling, no, not there! 178 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:03,762 Oh, I got some wonderful... 179 00:09:03,763 --> 00:09:05,466 I got a little clipper in a bottle that I got from a fella... 180 00:09:05,467 --> 00:09:07,702 Oh, honey, no. They're not smart anymore. 181 00:09:07,703 --> 00:09:08,804 Oh. 182 00:09:08,805 --> 00:09:10,643 I thought something delicate. 183 00:09:10,644 --> 00:09:13,282 Porcelain. Perhaps, little Chinese men. 184 00:09:13,283 --> 00:09:14,716 Yeah, we could have 'em do the laundry. 185 00:09:14,717 --> 00:09:16,654 Oh, Josh! 186 00:09:16,655 --> 00:09:17,722 Well, you'll like it when it's finished. 187 00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:19,360 I hope so. 188 00:09:19,361 --> 00:09:21,298 It's wonderful having you back. 189 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:23,235 Been a good boy, Josh? 190 00:09:23,236 --> 00:09:24,837 Well, I... I got E for effort. 191 00:09:24,838 --> 00:09:26,908 E for... Oh! 192 00:09:26,909 --> 00:09:28,477 Thought about you a lot. 193 00:09:28,478 --> 00:09:30,750 Missed you, dreadfully. 194 00:09:30,751 --> 00:09:32,253 Yes. 195 00:09:32,254 --> 00:09:34,758 You certainly got a pretty outfit on. 196 00:09:34,759 --> 00:09:36,662 All for you, Josh. 197 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:38,432 After dinner we'll drive out into the country. 198 00:09:38,433 --> 00:09:40,369 The nights have been divine. 199 00:09:40,370 --> 00:09:42,537 The biggest, yellowest moon you ever saw. 200 00:09:43,476 --> 00:09:44,920 Josh! 201 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:51,993 Mmm. You sailors! 202 00:09:51,994 --> 00:09:53,643 Well... 203 00:09:59,643 --> 00:10:00,943 Hi, Ace! 204 00:10:00,944 --> 00:10:03,716 Hey, hiya, Josh! 205 00:10:03,717 --> 00:10:05,452 Say, what's been doin' on the firing line for the last couple of days? 206 00:10:05,453 --> 00:10:07,524 You'd better stay right where you are. 207 00:10:07,525 --> 00:10:09,695 The Cherry family's parading up and down 208 00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:11,499 looking for the whites of your eyes. 209 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:13,535 Well, they won't find any whites in my eyes. 210 00:10:13,536 --> 00:10:14,971 I've been washing 'em out with Mercurochrome. 211 00:10:14,972 --> 00:10:16,374 I brought you some groceries and the evening paper. 212 00:10:16,375 --> 00:10:17,744 - Aw, swell. Take the pole. - Got it. 213 00:10:17,745 --> 00:10:19,483 Say, that's fine. 214 00:10:20,483 --> 00:10:21,751 Hey, what, no caviar? 215 00:10:21,752 --> 00:10:23,889 Oh, no. 216 00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:25,393 Hey, what're you doin' with that monkey suit on there, boy? 217 00:10:25,394 --> 00:10:27,530 Oh, big doings on the yacht tonight. 218 00:10:27,531 --> 00:10:28,700 - Big doings, huh? - Mmm-hmm. 219 00:10:28,701 --> 00:10:30,403 What kinda doings? 220 00:10:30,404 --> 00:10:31,871 They're announcing my engagement to Gloria. 221 00:10:31,872 --> 00:10:33,880 Yeah? Well, that's... 222 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:37,717 - Your engagement? - Yeah. 223 00:10:37,718 --> 00:10:40,022 Why, you double-crossing, moonstruck pushover! 224 00:10:40,023 --> 00:10:42,760 Gloria hits you with a little billin' and cooin', 225 00:10:42,761 --> 00:10:43,863 and bang! You're a dead pigeon, huh? 226 00:10:43,864 --> 00:10:45,866 Listen, I wouldn't talk if I were you 227 00:10:45,867 --> 00:10:47,504 with that Cherry family parading. 228 00:10:47,505 --> 00:10:48,873 Yeah? Well, don't worry about me, 229 00:10:48,874 --> 00:10:51,445 I'm the Rock of Gibraltar. 230 00:10:51,446 --> 00:10:52,980 How'd they hook you, anyway? 231 00:10:52,981 --> 00:10:54,618 Well, they dangled a little thing called family tradition 232 00:10:54,619 --> 00:10:56,489 in front of me. 233 00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:58,960 Seems the world can't get along without a long line of Mallons. 234 00:10:58,961 --> 00:11:01,631 Yeah, what happens when you get to 100? Bingo? 235 00:11:01,632 --> 00:11:03,535 Hey! I got a strike! 236 00:11:03,536 --> 00:11:05,139 I've... I've been waiting two years! 237 00:11:05,140 --> 00:11:06,808 Run the boat! Run the boat! 238 00:11:06,809 --> 00:11:07,979 Pull away, will you, Wallie? 239 00:11:08,179 --> 00:11:09,881 Don't scratch my boat. 240 00:11:09,882 --> 00:11:11,827 Boy, this is where the Home Guard... 241 00:11:13,991 --> 00:11:15,726 Preserve your strength. 242 00:11:15,727 --> 00:11:18,099 Stay with it now. Okay, give it a little slack. 243 00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:19,735 - A little slack! - A little slack? 244 00:11:19,736 --> 00:11:20,736 He's got me peeled down to a nub now. 245 00:11:20,737 --> 00:11:22,874 Okay, now. Watch it. Hold him! 246 00:11:22,875 --> 00:11:25,046 I think we got one of the Cherry brothers on there! 247 00:11:25,047 --> 00:11:26,782 Yeah, well, give him plenty of slack. 248 00:11:26,783 --> 00:11:28,586 Just let it out. Just let it out. 249 00:11:28,587 --> 00:11:30,923 Look at that one. Boy, he must go 200 pounds! 250 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:33,062 Two hundred pounds? He'll go 400 if he goes an ounce. 251 00:11:33,063 --> 00:11:34,908 Boy, he ain't any sardine. 252 00:11:38,908 --> 00:11:40,945 There they are over there. 253 00:11:40,946 --> 00:11:42,647 I'd like to get a picture. 254 00:11:42,648 --> 00:11:43,649 What do you say, Dick? 255 00:11:43,650 --> 00:11:45,955 Mr. Mallon, I'd like to get a picture of you, 256 00:11:46,155 --> 00:11:47,624 Mr. Wycott and your family. 257 00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:48,961 Will you put your hand 258 00:11:48,962 --> 00:11:50,496 on Mr. Wycott's shoulder. 259 00:11:50,497 --> 00:11:52,200 Surely. 260 00:11:52,201 --> 00:11:53,635 That's fine. And, gentlemen, 261 00:11:53,636 --> 00:11:55,105 try to look a little happy, huh? 262 00:11:55,106 --> 00:11:57,829 You know, prospective father-in-laws and all that. 263 00:11:59,215 --> 00:12:00,884 Yes. And Miss Wycott... 264 00:12:00,885 --> 00:12:02,553 Will you move closer to your brother, please? 265 00:12:02,554 --> 00:12:05,928 Gordon, please. 266 00:12:05,929 --> 00:12:09,567 If you'd care to wait a few days, she has a fiance coming. 267 00:12:09,568 --> 00:12:10,738 Gordon! 268 00:12:10,739 --> 00:12:11,972 That's all right. He'll be here directly. 269 00:12:11,973 --> 00:12:13,109 That's fine. Hold it. 270 00:12:13,110 --> 00:12:15,078 Smile pretty. 271 00:12:15,079 --> 00:12:15,982 That's it. Thank you very much. 272 00:12:16,182 --> 00:12:18,887 - Did you get one, Dick? - Yeah. Thanks. 273 00:12:18,888 --> 00:12:20,590 - Whoa! He's taking. - Hold it! 274 00:12:20,591 --> 00:12:22,092 He's more tired than we are. 275 00:12:22,093 --> 00:12:23,316 What do you mean "we"? 276 00:12:26,236 --> 00:12:28,239 - I think I got him now! - That's it. Okay. 277 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:30,679 See if I can work him in. 278 00:12:32,783 --> 00:12:34,818 Get that gaff. 279 00:12:34,819 --> 00:12:36,653 We'll have him up here in a minute 280 00:12:37,158 --> 00:12:39,193 if he don't have me down there! 281 00:12:39,194 --> 00:12:41,198 Step into the office! Come in! 282 00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:44,672 I don't know what I'm going to have. 283 00:12:44,673 --> 00:12:46,107 Fileted or broiled? 284 00:12:46,108 --> 00:12:47,611 I'd like him in the boat. 285 00:12:47,612 --> 00:12:49,280 That's not a bad idea. 286 00:12:49,281 --> 00:12:50,683 He's still alive! 287 00:12:50,684 --> 00:12:52,120 He won't give up! 288 00:12:52,121 --> 00:12:54,770 He must be a Republican! Oh! 289 00:12:59,770 --> 00:13:02,908 Oh, there you are. I've been looking all over for you. 290 00:13:02,909 --> 00:13:04,946 Yes, I've been looking for you. 291 00:13:04,947 --> 00:13:06,783 Confound it, where's that boy of yours? 292 00:13:06,784 --> 00:13:08,352 After all there're guests. 293 00:13:08,353 --> 00:13:10,089 I'm starving and... 294 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:13,202 Oh, I suppose he's just planning a little surprise for us. 295 00:13:15,434 --> 00:13:18,706 Okay. Up we go! 296 00:13:18,707 --> 00:13:21,946 Yes, sir, they'll never believe it. 297 00:13:21,947 --> 00:13:23,115 Tie that boat off, will you, jock? 298 00:13:23,116 --> 00:13:24,823 Aye, aye, sir. 299 00:13:26,823 --> 00:13:29,729 Oh, what a battle he put up, huh? 300 00:13:29,730 --> 00:13:32,067 Here we go. Easy now. 301 00:13:32,068 --> 00:13:33,680 - Okay, okay. - Okay. Hey! 302 00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:37,280 Surprise, huh? 303 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:40,484 Hiya, gang. 304 00:13:40,485 --> 00:13:43,025 Look what we got. Took us four hours. 305 00:13:44,025 --> 00:13:45,360 Hiya, honey. 306 00:13:45,361 --> 00:13:47,230 Hello, Skipper. 307 00:13:47,231 --> 00:13:49,843 You all know Ace. I brought him along for laughs. 308 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,306 When do we eat? 309 00:13:51,307 --> 00:13:53,375 Hiya, folks. Hiya, Skipper. 310 00:13:53,376 --> 00:13:54,979 Who is the boyfriend? 311 00:13:54,980 --> 00:13:56,116 Barnacle Bill? 312 00:13:58,353 --> 00:14:01,076 Get a load of that character, will you? Who's that? 313 00:14:01,894 --> 00:14:04,532 That's one of the zeros in the Four Hundred. 314 00:14:04,533 --> 00:14:06,068 Miss Wycott, how about one of you and Mr. Mallon? 315 00:14:06,069 --> 00:14:07,238 - Get me with the fish. - Oh, no. 316 00:14:07,239 --> 00:14:09,307 No, darling, please! After dinner. 317 00:14:09,308 --> 00:14:11,245 You're terribly late. 318 00:14:11,246 --> 00:14:12,847 Don't you think you'd better go and dress? 319 00:14:12,848 --> 00:14:14,351 It won't take us a minute. 320 00:14:14,352 --> 00:14:16,355 I'll slip you into something flimsy. 321 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,125 - Will they excuse us? - I think so. 322 00:14:18,126 --> 00:14:20,062 Officer, get that fish off this deck. 323 00:14:20,063 --> 00:14:21,132 Right! 324 00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:25,807 Hey, he's a riot, isn't he? 325 00:14:25,808 --> 00:14:27,477 You know, he could go on like that all night. 326 00:14:27,478 --> 00:14:28,478 So I see! 327 00:14:31,319 --> 00:14:32,889 - Do you want more? - Yes! 328 00:14:32,890 --> 00:14:35,327 Gee, that Ace is hot tonight, isn't he? 329 00:14:35,328 --> 00:14:37,865 Josh, is he going to stay at that piano all evening? 330 00:14:37,866 --> 00:14:39,302 Oh, no, he's got some other stuff 331 00:14:39,303 --> 00:14:40,437 he does away from the piano. 332 00:14:40,438 --> 00:14:42,272 He's just limbering up over there. 333 00:14:44,045 --> 00:14:45,590 Hey, drums. 334 00:14:49,503 --> 00:14:51,558 ♪ A crowd has stormed the Music Hall 335 00:14:51,559 --> 00:14:53,931 ♪ Won't someone please put in a riot call 336 00:14:53,932 --> 00:14:55,869 ♪ Where's Captain Custard? 337 00:14:55,870 --> 00:14:57,638 Custard! Custard! 338 00:14:57,639 --> 00:14:59,876 ♪ They're milling left, they're swarming right 339 00:14:59,877 --> 00:15:01,613 ♪ This always happens when they have Bank Night 340 00:15:01,614 --> 00:15:03,550 ♪ Where's Captain Custard? 341 00:15:05,956 --> 00:15:09,361 ♪ Here's Captain Custard, undaunted and unflustered 342 00:15:09,362 --> 00:15:11,265 ♪ With his troops officially mustered 343 00:15:11,266 --> 00:15:17,344 ♪ No ushers are greater in any theater in town 344 00:15:17,345 --> 00:15:19,081 ♪ Quick, can't you see, sir? 345 00:15:19,082 --> 00:15:21,019 ♪ Oh, goodness gracious me, sir 346 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:22,956 ♪ Will you look at Company B, sir 347 00:15:22,957 --> 00:15:24,692 ♪ I think they're retreating 348 00:15:24,693 --> 00:15:28,634 ♪ This Bank Night is beating them down 349 00:15:28,635 --> 00:15:30,938 ♪ He'll halt their advances 350 00:15:30,939 --> 00:15:32,708 ♪ With firm and fearless glances 351 00:15:32,709 --> 00:15:34,712 ♪ They shall not pass the center aisle 352 00:15:34,713 --> 00:15:37,384 ♪ 'Cause he's armed to the teeth with a winsome smile 353 00:15:37,385 --> 00:15:40,591 ♪ Captain Custard, undaunted and unflustered 354 00:15:40,592 --> 00:15:42,495 ♪ And around him women are clustered 355 00:15:42,496 --> 00:15:44,432 ♪ He knows all their wishes 356 00:15:44,433 --> 00:15:46,302 ♪ They're waiting for dishes 357 00:15:46,303 --> 00:15:48,340 ♪ It's not his uniform spic and spruce 358 00:15:48,341 --> 00:15:50,644 ♪ 'Cause he looks too much like a Charlotte-russe 359 00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:53,048 ♪ Oh, Captain Cussie 360 00:15:53,049 --> 00:15:55,062 Two, sir or Miss? 361 00:15:59,062 --> 00:16:03,571 Do you think some time I could hire your friend for a stag party? 362 00:16:03,572 --> 00:16:05,274 Oh, no, you've got to take both of us. 363 00:16:05,275 --> 00:16:06,751 We work together. 364 00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:11,720 ♪ Oh, sir! On the QT 365 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,691 ♪ I'm Private Tooti-Fruiti 366 00:16:13,692 --> 00:16:16,095 ♪ And I'm now reporting for duty 367 00:16:16,096 --> 00:16:18,400 ♪ You'll find, while I'm here, sir 368 00:16:18,401 --> 00:16:21,038 ♪ No-one is fiercer than me 369 00:16:21,039 --> 00:16:22,075 ♪ Attention! 370 00:16:22,076 --> 00:16:23,778 ♪ Oh, I'm one of those creatures 371 00:16:23,779 --> 00:16:25,715 ♪ Who thrives on double features 372 00:16:25,716 --> 00:16:27,751 ♪ My devastating charm will count 373 00:16:27,752 --> 00:16:29,975 ♪ I'm in there pitching for Paramount 374 00:16:30,175 --> 00:16:32,495 ♪ Pardon my skating, but I'm so captivating 375 00:16:32,496 --> 00:16:35,163 ♪ That the folks won't notice they're waiting 376 00:16:35,937 --> 00:16:37,572 ♪ They'll stand there defeated 377 00:16:37,573 --> 00:16:39,476 ♪ And smile though unseated 378 00:16:39,477 --> 00:16:41,513 ♪ I've got more medals across my chest 379 00:16:41,514 --> 00:16:43,551 ♪ Than in all West Point or in All Points West 380 00:16:43,552 --> 00:16:45,659 ♪ Cute! Tooti-Fruiti! 381 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,328 - Private Tooti-Fruiti? - Sir. 382 00:16:49,329 --> 00:16:50,565 I award you the medal of the week 383 00:16:50,566 --> 00:16:51,767 for finding that lady's pocketbook 384 00:16:51,768 --> 00:16:52,869 and returning half the money. 385 00:16:52,870 --> 00:16:56,143 Oh, it was nothing at all, Captain. 386 00:16:56,144 --> 00:16:57,812 - Does that go with it? - Yes, it does. 387 00:16:57,813 --> 00:16:59,300 Oh! Well... 388 00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:10,143 Attention! 389 00:17:12,143 --> 00:17:13,543 Attention! 390 00:17:13,544 --> 00:17:14,628 For bravery. 391 00:17:21,628 --> 00:17:23,628 I'll mail it to you. 392 00:17:23,798 --> 00:17:26,187 Getting a little rough, aren't they, Gordon? 393 00:17:30,679 --> 00:17:32,787 Oh, there they go! 394 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,322 What do you want? 395 00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:38,561 Same thing as you, but you're the Captain. 396 00:17:38,562 --> 00:17:40,531 You wouldn't know how to handle this. 397 00:17:40,532 --> 00:17:42,635 - What do you mean? - Give me your medals. 398 00:17:42,636 --> 00:17:44,238 Leave me some ammunition. 399 00:17:44,239 --> 00:17:45,708 This is out of your department. 400 00:17:45,709 --> 00:17:47,445 My, it's chilly outside! 401 00:17:47,446 --> 00:17:48,514 Yes, it is. 402 00:17:48,515 --> 00:17:49,621 - I... - Oh. 403 00:17:51,621 --> 00:17:52,857 Oh! 404 00:18:03,545 --> 00:18:04,545 Watch! 405 00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:10,513 What is it, Bank Night? 406 00:18:17,406 --> 00:18:18,406 What's that for? 407 00:18:20,312 --> 00:18:22,621 To buy yourself a hand organ. 408 00:18:24,621 --> 00:18:26,491 And a red hat for your monkey. 409 00:18:26,492 --> 00:18:28,060 Me? 410 00:18:28,061 --> 00:18:28,928 Let's show 'em that other little number we do. 411 00:18:28,929 --> 00:18:30,599 Oh, yeah! 412 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,969 Patty-cake, patty-cake, baker's man. 413 00:18:32,970 --> 00:18:35,376 Bake a cake as fast as you... 414 00:19:15,323 --> 00:19:17,892 He's made us the laughing stock of the whole country. 415 00:19:17,893 --> 00:19:19,397 I demand a public apology. 416 00:19:19,398 --> 00:19:20,698 You've got to bring him back here. 417 00:19:20,699 --> 00:19:23,460 Back from where? All we know is this! 418 00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:35,695 What's this? 419 00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:36,863 The gentleman on the right 420 00:19:36,864 --> 00:19:38,531 is your prospective son-in-law. 421 00:19:45,216 --> 00:19:46,818 Yes, Mr. Mallon? 422 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,687 I want a listing of every ship that left Honolulu 423 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,092 - in the past three weeks. - Yes, sir. 424 00:19:51,093 --> 00:19:52,728 You've got to bring him back on his hands and knees, 425 00:19:52,729 --> 00:19:53,967 even if you have to break his neck to do it. 426 00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:56,204 Now, wait a minute. What're you getting excited for? 427 00:19:56,205 --> 00:19:59,008 I'm the only one who should be excited, and I'm perfectly calm. 428 00:19:59,009 --> 00:20:00,812 He can't have gone very far, 429 00:20:00,813 --> 00:20:01,881 unless he's fallen overboard, 430 00:20:01,882 --> 00:20:03,016 which is too much to hope for. 431 00:20:03,017 --> 00:20:04,679 He must be somewhere on there! 432 00:20:49,044 --> 00:20:50,780 Well, there she goes. 433 00:20:50,781 --> 00:20:52,753 And here we are. 434 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,322 And as our ship of dreams 435 00:20:55,323 --> 00:20:58,595 sails into the golden sunset... 436 00:20:58,596 --> 00:21:00,297 Leaving the magic isle of Kaigoon. 437 00:21:00,298 --> 00:21:02,637 And the Rover Boys in peace and quiet, 438 00:21:02,638 --> 00:21:04,744 far, far from the workaday world. 439 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,097 That washes up Gloria and Cherry. 440 00:21:16,098 --> 00:21:18,266 Oh, do you realize how close I came to gettin' hooked? 441 00:21:18,267 --> 00:21:20,305 Say, me, too! We've got to agree on something right now. 442 00:21:20,306 --> 00:21:21,841 No more women! 443 00:21:21,842 --> 00:21:23,712 No women of any kind, size, shape or color. 444 00:21:23,713 --> 00:21:25,683 Not even midgets! 445 00:21:25,684 --> 00:21:27,352 If either of us looks at anything in a skirt, 446 00:21:27,353 --> 00:21:29,122 the other can clip his ears off 447 00:21:29,123 --> 00:21:30,793 and stuff 'em down his throat. 448 00:21:30,794 --> 00:21:31,995 I hope you choke. 449 00:21:31,996 --> 00:21:33,810 How you gonna look streamlined? 450 00:21:38,410 --> 00:21:40,379 - Hey, get a load of this. - Huh? 451 00:21:40,380 --> 00:21:42,283 Marvelous invention. Should be one in every home. 452 00:21:42,284 --> 00:21:44,420 That's a tropical incinerator. 453 00:21:44,421 --> 00:21:46,691 How about this, huh? 454 00:21:46,692 --> 00:21:48,728 That's soft as goofer feathers. 455 00:21:48,729 --> 00:21:50,800 Who wrote that song, This Is The Life? 456 00:21:50,801 --> 00:21:52,937 This is the joint we've been looking for. 457 00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:54,808 I don't know how you're gonna beat it. 458 00:21:54,809 --> 00:21:56,110 You just lay around, 459 00:21:56,111 --> 00:21:58,282 reach up with one hand and get a coconut, 460 00:21:58,283 --> 00:22:00,852 throw a hook out the window and you get a fish. 461 00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:02,889 - How much you holdin'? - We're loaded, $1.28. 462 00:22:02,890 --> 00:22:04,828 - One-two-eight? - Net. 463 00:22:04,829 --> 00:22:05,929 Well, that should be enough to light a fire 464 00:22:05,930 --> 00:22:06,997 under a couple of short beers. 465 00:22:06,998 --> 00:22:08,802 - Are you ready? - We're coming! 466 00:22:08,803 --> 00:22:09,803 Coming. 467 00:22:11,208 --> 00:22:13,111 Five! 468 00:22:13,112 --> 00:22:15,153 This one's on you, my friend. 469 00:22:17,153 --> 00:22:19,030 - Cut! - Wait! 470 00:22:25,236 --> 00:22:26,805 What's cooking? 471 00:23:22,184 --> 00:23:23,524 Bravo! 472 00:23:25,124 --> 00:23:26,926 I think he wants her to give up cigarettes. 473 00:23:26,927 --> 00:23:28,053 Yeah. 474 00:23:39,653 --> 00:23:42,456 Nix! Do you want that dude to snap out your front rack? 475 00:23:42,457 --> 00:23:44,680 You don't think I'm afraid of him, do you? 476 00:23:45,162 --> 00:23:46,162 I am. 477 00:24:30,153 --> 00:24:31,456 Why, you... 478 00:24:46,519 --> 00:24:47,519 Go ahead. 479 00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:54,586 Come on! 480 00:25:08,878 --> 00:25:10,766 How about getting up there, Junior? 481 00:25:10,767 --> 00:25:11,767 Come on. 482 00:25:14,641 --> 00:25:15,641 Get up! 483 00:25:25,430 --> 00:25:27,501 What's the matter? 484 00:25:27,502 --> 00:25:28,668 It's on side saddle. 485 00:25:28,669 --> 00:25:29,746 Oh, I'll fix that. 486 00:25:32,746 --> 00:25:33,780 How's that? 487 00:25:33,781 --> 00:25:35,823 Better. Thanks. 488 00:25:37,669 --> 00:25:39,224 How about a little breakfast? 489 00:25:39,225 --> 00:25:40,532 Wouldn't hurt. 490 00:25:42,532 --> 00:25:44,705 Hey, why don't you let her get it? 491 00:25:45,705 --> 00:25:47,377 That's not a bad idea. 492 00:25:49,947 --> 00:25:51,217 Come on, get up. 493 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:54,321 Hey! 494 00:25:54,322 --> 00:25:56,237 She's a sound sleeper, this kid. 495 00:26:02,237 --> 00:26:03,540 She's gone! 496 00:26:03,541 --> 00:26:04,756 - Gone? - Yeah. 497 00:26:11,756 --> 00:26:13,627 I thought so. 498 00:26:13,628 --> 00:26:16,866 My knife, our money 42 cents, it's gone! 499 00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:20,474 My watch! My grandfather's watch! 500 00:26:20,475 --> 00:26:23,279 We're clean. She didn't leave us change of a match. 501 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:26,225 Well, serves us right for getting mixed up with a dame. 502 00:26:29,525 --> 00:26:30,660 Where'd she go? 503 00:26:30,661 --> 00:26:32,330 I tell you, Caesar, I do not know. 504 00:26:32,331 --> 00:26:33,265 Come on, tell me. Where is she? 505 00:26:33,266 --> 00:26:35,470 Everything I know I have already tell you. 506 00:26:35,471 --> 00:26:37,489 She has gone with the Americans. 507 00:26:52,872 --> 00:26:54,074 Good morning to you. 508 00:27:00,322 --> 00:27:01,989 Where's my knife? 509 00:27:01,990 --> 00:27:03,994 Right here, I tried to sell it, 510 00:27:03,995 --> 00:27:05,731 but the man, he laughed. 511 00:27:05,732 --> 00:27:07,702 Well, where's my watch? 512 00:27:07,703 --> 00:27:08,770 Right here. 513 00:27:08,771 --> 00:27:10,541 That was my grandfather's watch! 514 00:27:10,542 --> 00:27:12,110 Could you eat it? 515 00:27:12,111 --> 00:27:14,081 Well, no, but you can't go around taking things like that. 516 00:27:14,082 --> 00:27:16,852 Why don't you ask us when you want something? 517 00:27:16,853 --> 00:27:18,989 Did ya buy this, too? 518 00:27:18,990 --> 00:27:21,562 No. I got this from where I used to live. This is mine. 519 00:27:21,563 --> 00:27:22,465 Well, then, why didn't you hock that 520 00:27:22,466 --> 00:27:24,601 instead of hocking my grandfather's watch? 521 00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:26,505 Because in Kaigoon you do not need a watch. 522 00:27:26,506 --> 00:27:28,006 - This we may need. - Aw. 523 00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:33,820 There is a spring in the forest. 524 00:27:33,821 --> 00:27:35,964 Go and get some water. 525 00:27:37,964 --> 00:27:39,936 Go on. 526 00:27:42,540 --> 00:27:43,873 And you can build a fire. 527 00:27:43,874 --> 00:27:45,577 Huh? 528 00:27:45,578 --> 00:27:47,814 You'll find firewood right outside. 529 00:27:47,815 --> 00:27:48,815 Go ahead, hurry up. 530 00:29:04,670 --> 00:29:08,342 ♪ When shadows fall 531 00:29:08,343 --> 00:29:13,018 ♪ And the night is dark and deep 532 00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:20,368 ♪ I've a rendezvous that I must keep 533 00:29:20,369 --> 00:29:26,929 ♪ Or my poor heart would not sleep 534 00:29:33,929 --> 00:29:37,968 ♪ I have two friends 535 00:29:37,969 --> 00:29:42,745 ♪ The strangest company 536 00:29:42,746 --> 00:29:46,352 ♪ The gay light-hearted moon 537 00:29:46,353 --> 00:29:50,293 ♪ And the willow tree 538 00:29:50,294 --> 00:29:54,874 ♪ The sad willow tree 539 00:29:56,874 --> 00:30:01,350 ♪ And when we meet 540 00:30:01,351 --> 00:30:05,992 ♪ I notice suddenly 541 00:30:05,993 --> 00:30:09,433 ♪ The moon begins to smile 542 00:30:09,434 --> 00:30:14,075 ♪ But the willow tree 543 00:30:14,076 --> 00:30:18,322 ♪ Starts weeping for me 544 00:30:20,322 --> 00:30:27,034 ♪ Somehow I know it's about my love 545 00:30:27,035 --> 00:30:29,272 ♪ The willow must doubt 546 00:30:29,273 --> 00:30:37,287 ♪ My love will ever appear 547 00:30:37,288 --> 00:30:44,401 ♪ And yet the moon seems to say 548 00:30:44,402 --> 00:30:48,179 ♪ My love will soon be here 549 00:30:49,179 --> 00:30:51,985 ♪ Which one is right 550 00:30:51,986 --> 00:30:57,428 ♪ They never quite agree 551 00:30:57,429 --> 00:31:02,338 ♪ The smiling moon 552 00:31:02,339 --> 00:31:08,226 ♪ And the weeping willow tree 553 00:31:30,329 --> 00:31:32,031 Where you going? 554 00:31:32,032 --> 00:31:35,237 Oh, I... I need some air. 555 00:31:35,238 --> 00:31:37,408 The night air's bad for you, Junior. Back in the net. 556 00:31:37,409 --> 00:31:39,080 Yeah. 557 00:32:12,146 --> 00:32:16,186 ♪ The smiling moon 558 00:32:16,187 --> 00:32:23,036 ♪ And the weeping willow tree ♪ 559 00:32:41,036 --> 00:32:43,076 Mama! 560 00:32:44,076 --> 00:32:45,544 Where is Mima? 561 00:32:45,545 --> 00:32:46,546 She come and get her clothes. 562 00:32:46,547 --> 00:32:47,783 Where she go? 563 00:32:47,784 --> 00:32:50,121 She do not tell me. 564 00:32:50,122 --> 00:32:52,059 If she comes back, find out where she lives, 565 00:32:52,060 --> 00:32:54,400 and do not say I have been here, eh? 566 00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:56,400 Thank you. 567 00:32:59,341 --> 00:33:02,751 Well, you've certainly had a busy life, all right. 568 00:33:04,751 --> 00:33:06,620 Yes. 569 00:33:06,621 --> 00:33:10,795 And my father, he had so much life in him. 570 00:33:10,796 --> 00:33:13,068 The way he laughed, 571 00:33:13,069 --> 00:33:15,237 it made people feel good just to be near him. 572 00:33:15,238 --> 00:33:16,474 What was your mother like? 573 00:33:16,475 --> 00:33:18,777 Oh, she was very beautiful. 574 00:33:18,778 --> 00:33:20,549 She was a dancer. 575 00:33:20,550 --> 00:33:21,751 My father met her in Algiers 576 00:33:21,752 --> 00:33:23,697 and they were married that very day. 577 00:33:25,159 --> 00:33:27,463 I mean, where... When did he... 578 00:33:27,464 --> 00:33:30,435 My father was killed. 579 00:33:30,436 --> 00:33:32,714 My mother did not live so long afterwards. 580 00:33:34,210 --> 00:33:35,210 Oh, that's tough. 581 00:33:36,688 --> 00:33:39,687 How'd you happen to get mixed up with this Caesar fella? 582 00:33:39,688 --> 00:33:41,891 Well, after my father died, 583 00:33:41,892 --> 00:33:44,629 my mother had a very hard time. 584 00:33:44,630 --> 00:33:46,702 She worked with Caesar. 585 00:33:46,703 --> 00:33:48,805 I think he was in love with her. 586 00:33:48,806 --> 00:33:51,610 Then after she was gone, I just kept on with him 587 00:33:51,611 --> 00:33:53,581 because I did not know anything else. 588 00:33:53,582 --> 00:33:55,284 It was all right while was young, 589 00:33:55,285 --> 00:33:59,895 but now, the way Caesar acts, 590 00:33:59,896 --> 00:34:02,341 I think it is good that I am away from him. 591 00:34:06,167 --> 00:34:07,944 Do you think she's working on us? 592 00:34:07,945 --> 00:34:09,781 How do you mean workin' on us? 593 00:34:09,782 --> 00:34:11,651 With that cookin' and that routine 594 00:34:11,652 --> 00:34:13,621 about her father and mother? What is that? 595 00:34:13,622 --> 00:34:14,925 Yeah. How about this? 596 00:34:14,926 --> 00:34:16,293 Moving in, takin' charge. 597 00:34:16,294 --> 00:34:17,664 She's getting kinda clubby. 598 00:34:17,665 --> 00:34:19,601 She's really dreaming it up. 599 00:34:19,602 --> 00:34:21,938 What's she want? It's got me worried. 600 00:34:21,939 --> 00:34:23,609 Me, too. 601 00:34:23,610 --> 00:34:25,377 First thing we know she'll be getting our slippers, 602 00:34:25,378 --> 00:34:28,217 sending out the laundry, and lighting my pipe. 603 00:34:28,218 --> 00:34:29,654 Yeah. 604 00:34:29,655 --> 00:34:30,746 Break it up. 605 00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:44,417 There, that is better. 606 00:34:44,418 --> 00:34:45,577 See what I mean? 607 00:34:57,577 --> 00:34:58,978 What are you doing? 608 00:34:58,979 --> 00:35:02,286 I must keep the place clean for you two. 609 00:35:02,287 --> 00:35:03,721 Yeah, well, you cleaned me out pretty good. 610 00:35:03,722 --> 00:35:05,334 You cleaned me out of watches. 611 00:35:05,996 --> 00:35:07,596 Well, you will get your watch back 612 00:35:07,597 --> 00:35:09,035 as soon as you go to work. 613 00:35:10,035 --> 00:35:11,883 - Work? - Work? 614 00:35:16,883 --> 00:35:18,819 Listen, fellas. 615 00:35:18,820 --> 00:35:21,725 I just want you to stand there and admire me for awhile. 616 00:35:21,726 --> 00:35:23,962 I just got an idea that's going to make us a fortune. 617 00:35:23,963 --> 00:35:25,732 I don't know how I do it. 618 00:35:25,733 --> 00:35:27,069 - What have you got? - Soap. 619 00:35:27,070 --> 00:35:29,406 Soap and water, that's what I got. 620 00:35:29,407 --> 00:35:31,712 Some stuff a guy in a medicine show told me about. 621 00:35:31,713 --> 00:35:32,547 All you have to do 622 00:35:32,548 --> 00:35:34,917 is get me bottles, any kind of bottles. 623 00:35:34,918 --> 00:35:36,688 - Just get me bottles. - Bottles? 624 00:35:36,689 --> 00:35:39,467 Big bottles, small bottles, pints, quarts, bottles. 625 00:35:43,238 --> 00:35:44,737 - Help! - Why, if I get you! 626 00:35:44,738 --> 00:35:46,375 - Help! - I tell you I'll... 627 00:35:46,376 --> 00:35:47,743 What's the matter? 628 00:35:47,744 --> 00:35:49,114 - What's the matter? - Yes. 629 00:35:49,115 --> 00:35:50,850 - She's got it. - I have not! 630 00:35:50,851 --> 00:35:52,587 - Yes! - What has she got? 631 00:35:52,588 --> 00:35:53,989 You know what she's got. 632 00:35:53,990 --> 00:35:55,926 - What has she got? - What has she got? 633 00:35:55,927 --> 00:35:57,130 - Yes! - She's got... 634 00:35:57,131 --> 00:35:59,000 ♪ An apple for the teacher 635 00:35:59,001 --> 00:36:01,138 ♪ Will always do the stuff ♪ 636 00:36:01,139 --> 00:36:02,706 - That's enough, that's enough. - The suckers are in. 637 00:36:02,707 --> 00:36:05,612 Now, folks, we'll regale you with a slight song. 638 00:36:05,613 --> 00:36:06,480 Will you vamp me, brother? 639 00:36:06,481 --> 00:36:07,617 One vamp coming up. 640 00:36:14,631 --> 00:36:15,833 ♪ Do you remember 641 00:36:15,834 --> 00:36:18,705 ♪ Yuba who played on the tuba 642 00:36:18,706 --> 00:36:21,610 ♪ And made the rhumba such a popular beat? 643 00:36:21,611 --> 00:36:24,784 ♪ The old peanut vendor was a solid sender 644 00:36:24,785 --> 00:36:27,656 ♪ Not to mention Piccolo Pete 645 00:36:27,657 --> 00:36:30,663 ♪ Of course, you've heard of Sammy from Alabamy 646 00:36:30,664 --> 00:36:33,870 ♪ That old accordion man 647 00:36:33,871 --> 00:36:36,540 ♪ Well, while we're on the subject 648 00:36:36,541 --> 00:36:38,708 ♪ Do you know how the Beguine began? 649 00:36:40,150 --> 00:36:43,221 ♪ Music soothes the savage 650 00:36:43,222 --> 00:36:45,659 ♪ That's a well-known phrase 651 00:36:45,660 --> 00:36:47,563 ♪ But your heart becomes 652 00:36:47,564 --> 00:36:49,033 ♪ Full of kettle drums 653 00:36:49,034 --> 00:36:51,742 ♪ When the Sweet Potato Piper plays 654 00:36:52,742 --> 00:36:55,746 ♪ Go on, throw your hats up 655 00:36:55,747 --> 00:36:58,217 ♪ Shout a few hoorays 656 00:36:58,218 --> 00:36:59,554 ♪ 'Cause you can't hold back 657 00:36:59,555 --> 00:37:00,623 ♪ You're just a jumpin' jack 658 00:37:00,624 --> 00:37:04,632 ♪ When the Sweet Potato Piper plays 659 00:37:04,633 --> 00:37:06,522 ♪ Though it's not a magic flute 660 00:37:07,805 --> 00:37:09,528 ♪ There's a fascinatin' toot 661 00:37:10,945 --> 00:37:13,882 ♪ It's not exactly beautiful 662 00:37:13,883 --> 00:37:15,719 ♪ It's sort of like, and I don't know, 663 00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:17,591 ♪ I guess you'd call it cute 664 00:37:17,592 --> 00:37:20,763 ♪ Sunbeams try new dance steps 665 00:37:20,764 --> 00:37:23,134 ♪ Songbirds sound their A's 666 00:37:23,135 --> 00:37:26,274 ♪ And the world joins in with a great big grin 667 00:37:26,275 --> 00:37:28,580 ♪ When the Sweet Potato Piper plays 668 00:37:28,581 --> 00:37:29,581 ♪ Play Piper! 669 00:37:32,186 --> 00:37:34,601 Well, yes! Naturally! 670 00:37:38,601 --> 00:37:41,103 ♪ When the Sweet Potato Piper plays 671 00:37:41,104 --> 00:37:42,724 ♪ Piper! 672 00:37:51,959 --> 00:37:54,008 Oh, get me out of this. 673 00:38:32,008 --> 00:38:35,112 ♪ Sunbeams try new dance steps 674 00:38:35,113 --> 00:38:37,417 ♪ Songbirds sound their A's 675 00:38:37,418 --> 00:38:40,290 ♪ And the world joins in with a great big grin 676 00:38:40,291 --> 00:38:43,261 ♪ When the Sweet Potato Piper plays ♪ 677 00:38:43,262 --> 00:38:45,266 My little associate here 678 00:38:45,267 --> 00:38:47,370 has an item that he wishes to describe to you. 679 00:38:47,371 --> 00:38:49,842 This contains no grit, grime nor grease. 680 00:38:49,843 --> 00:38:52,080 Made from bark, roots, herbs, berries. 681 00:38:52,081 --> 00:38:54,083 Now, for your kind indulgence, 682 00:38:54,084 --> 00:38:56,020 I want to introduce Spotto, the Miracle Worker. 683 00:38:56,021 --> 00:38:58,025 Removes spots, stains, creditors, 684 00:38:58,026 --> 00:38:59,763 of all kinds and descriptions, 685 00:38:59,764 --> 00:39:01,866 and will make your clothes the color of snow. 686 00:39:01,867 --> 00:39:03,402 Pure as the driven snow. 687 00:39:03,403 --> 00:39:05,778 You folks all know what snow is. 688 00:39:06,778 --> 00:39:08,913 No, I guess you don't. 689 00:39:08,914 --> 00:39:10,784 Who'll take the first bottle? 690 00:39:10,785 --> 00:39:11,786 I'm gonna pass it 691 00:39:11,787 --> 00:39:13,221 so you can inspect it. 692 00:39:13,222 --> 00:39:14,926 So, there you are, sir, 693 00:39:14,927 --> 00:39:16,962 This is a very special offer. 694 00:39:16,963 --> 00:39:19,201 The dollar bottle has been selling for 50 cents... 695 00:39:19,202 --> 00:39:21,806 - It's now available for a quarter. - Down to a quarter! 696 00:39:21,807 --> 00:39:23,911 - I'll take a dime. - He's dipped to a dime. 697 00:39:23,912 --> 00:39:25,078 A cigar coupon! 698 00:39:25,079 --> 00:39:26,315 Anybody got an old razor? 699 00:39:26,316 --> 00:39:28,018 - A beat up yam? - A bus ticket? 700 00:39:28,019 --> 00:39:29,922 - We're going to make a fortune. - Wait! 701 00:39:29,923 --> 00:39:31,225 Don't sell another bottle. 702 00:39:31,226 --> 00:39:32,393 Back in the trunk. 703 00:39:32,394 --> 00:39:34,063 I have one more offer 704 00:39:34,064 --> 00:39:35,433 - before we close up. - Yes. 705 00:39:35,434 --> 00:39:37,069 I am going to remove any spot 706 00:39:37,070 --> 00:39:38,272 free of charge. 707 00:39:38,273 --> 00:39:40,310 - A demonstration! - That's it. 708 00:39:40,311 --> 00:39:42,214 - If somebody will just walk in. - Yes... 709 00:39:42,215 --> 00:39:43,885 Ah! There's just your man! 710 00:39:45,688 --> 00:39:47,290 - There's your man. - Yes, sir. 711 00:39:47,291 --> 00:39:48,391 A volunteer. 712 00:39:48,392 --> 00:39:49,562 Gentlemen, please! The suit. 713 00:39:49,563 --> 00:39:51,264 - Oh, now, wait a minute. - Oh, now, come back. 714 00:39:51,265 --> 00:39:52,634 Where's your broom, my good man? 715 00:39:52,635 --> 00:39:54,371 Tell me, have you any spots? 716 00:39:54,372 --> 00:39:56,040 Only when I open my eyes. 717 00:39:56,041 --> 00:39:57,277 Come, come. 718 00:39:57,278 --> 00:39:58,580 - You must have a spot. - Yes. 719 00:39:58,581 --> 00:39:59,982 What is this blemish? 720 00:39:59,983 --> 00:40:01,585 That is my mustache. 721 00:40:01,586 --> 00:40:04,056 You ought to cut a firebreak in it. 722 00:40:04,057 --> 00:40:05,928 Absolutely. Is that your mustache? 723 00:40:05,929 --> 00:40:08,333 774Tell me, does your chest ever get jealous of your upper lip? 724 00:40:08,334 --> 00:40:11,237 Ah, mighty pretty thing, a mighty pretty... 725 00:40:11,238 --> 00:40:13,546 Ah, there's a spot. Right there. 726 00:40:14,546 --> 00:40:16,949 Disgusting, isn't it? 727 00:40:16,950 --> 00:40:17,685 - Well, I go! - Oh, no! 728 00:40:17,686 --> 00:40:19,321 Not with our spot. 729 00:40:19,322 --> 00:40:20,991 The spot stays, but I go. 730 00:40:20,992 --> 00:40:22,627 Wait a minute. Come right up here. 731 00:40:22,628 --> 00:40:23,964 We're not going to harm you. 732 00:40:24,164 --> 00:40:25,366 Watch us, folks, 733 00:40:25,367 --> 00:40:27,036 an amazing demonstration. 734 00:40:27,037 --> 00:40:28,440 Now, if you'll just cast your... 735 00:40:28,441 --> 00:40:30,664 Ah-ah. Ixnay, Ixnay. You're overdoing it. 736 00:40:31,713 --> 00:40:33,417 Breaking in a new assistant. 737 00:40:33,418 --> 00:40:35,053 Don't worry, there'll be no charge. 738 00:40:35,054 --> 00:40:36,121 Watch closely. 739 00:40:36,122 --> 00:40:37,958 I'll have it going like that. 740 00:40:37,959 --> 00:40:39,962 That's a bad spot. How'd that happen? 741 00:40:39,963 --> 00:40:41,366 - I was... - Is it ink? 742 00:40:41,367 --> 00:40:43,603 No, you'd have to be able to write for that. 743 00:40:43,604 --> 00:40:44,739 Is it soup? 744 00:40:44,740 --> 00:40:47,511 No, but you're getting hot. 745 00:40:47,512 --> 00:40:50,083 It bubbles a little, but it'll... It'll quiet right down. 746 00:40:50,084 --> 00:40:52,520 Ye Gads! It's alive! 747 00:40:52,521 --> 00:40:53,623 Ah, nothing to worry about, 748 00:40:53,624 --> 00:40:54,726 I'll have it out... 749 00:40:54,727 --> 00:40:56,228 Just like that. 750 00:40:56,229 --> 00:40:58,299 Ah, look, folks, look, Spotto! 751 00:40:58,300 --> 00:41:01,205 That's Spotto, the house wife's friend, the workingman's delight. 752 00:41:01,206 --> 00:41:03,442 Look at that! Just like a platinum blonde 753 00:41:03,443 --> 00:41:05,547 riding a white horse through a flock of swans. 754 00:41:05,548 --> 00:41:08,085 What am I gonna do with all this lather? 755 00:41:08,086 --> 00:41:09,957 Oh, there's nothing to worry about. 756 00:41:10,157 --> 00:41:12,360 If nobody claims it in 30 days, brother, it's yours. 757 00:41:12,361 --> 00:41:13,630 Ah, well, yes, that's all right. 758 00:41:13,631 --> 00:41:16,201 You never have to be alarmed about Spotto. 759 00:41:16,202 --> 00:41:18,607 Have you got it there? We're taking it on the lam! 760 00:41:18,608 --> 00:41:20,543 All right. 761 00:41:20,544 --> 00:41:23,116 I'll just clean off that little spot right here. 762 00:41:23,117 --> 00:41:25,054 There you are, my friend. 763 00:41:25,055 --> 00:41:28,064 Just like I told you, no brush, no lather, no spot. 764 00:41:30,064 --> 00:41:31,403 - No coat! - Yeah. 765 00:41:33,403 --> 00:41:35,206 All right, so I ain't neat. 766 00:41:35,207 --> 00:41:38,313 Fake! Fake! Fake! 767 00:41:38,314 --> 00:41:40,183 Fake! 768 00:41:40,184 --> 00:41:41,518 Fine thing! Why didn't you try out that stuff before you used it? 769 00:41:41,519 --> 00:41:43,255 I did once before in Brooklyn. 770 00:41:43,256 --> 00:41:44,424 - What happened? - Same thing. 771 00:41:44,425 --> 00:41:45,662 Oh! 772 00:42:16,724 --> 00:42:23,881 ♪ Carry me back to old Virginny 773 00:42:28,881 --> 00:42:31,786 ♪ There's where the cotton 774 00:42:31,787 --> 00:42:36,696 ♪ And the corn and taters grow... ♪ 775 00:42:36,697 --> 00:42:39,435 Stop it! Stop it! 776 00:42:39,436 --> 00:42:42,708 I've got work to do and you're makin' a nuisance of yourself. 777 00:42:42,709 --> 00:42:45,949 Ah, yes, and I'm doing an awfully good job of it, too. 778 00:42:45,950 --> 00:42:48,353 I'm going to report you to the police. 779 00:42:48,354 --> 00:42:50,762 Where is Mr. Willow? 780 00:42:52,762 --> 00:42:55,634 To me your whole attitude is abdominal. 781 00:42:55,635 --> 00:42:57,580 I'm sure that's not the word I mean. 782 00:42:59,309 --> 00:43:00,519 Mr. Willow? 783 00:43:04,519 --> 00:43:07,659 It's from the Home Office, direct to me. 784 00:43:07,660 --> 00:43:09,534 It's probably that you are fired. 785 00:43:11,534 --> 00:43:13,270 Well, come on, what does it say? 786 00:43:13,271 --> 00:43:14,878 None of your business. 787 00:43:16,878 --> 00:43:18,681 It's confidential. 788 00:43:18,682 --> 00:43:20,618 That face! Who is that face? 789 00:43:20,619 --> 00:43:23,022 - Mr. Mallon's son. - He's missing. 790 00:43:23,023 --> 00:43:25,527 Missing? He's here in Kaigoon. 791 00:43:25,528 --> 00:43:27,632 Oh, that's ridiculous. How could he be in Kaigoon? 792 00:43:27,633 --> 00:43:29,402 How could he be in Kaigoon? 793 00:43:29,403 --> 00:43:31,906 Listen. I'm walking down the street. 794 00:43:31,907 --> 00:43:34,446 This fellow grabs me. He takes me by the coat. 795 00:43:34,447 --> 00:43:36,516 I struggle, but I cannot get away. 796 00:43:36,517 --> 00:43:38,487 He pulls me! He pulls me! 797 00:43:38,488 --> 00:43:39,656 All right, he's here. Let me go. 798 00:43:39,657 --> 00:43:40,792 He takes me. 799 00:43:40,793 --> 00:43:43,496 Then he throws some stuff on me. 800 00:43:43,497 --> 00:43:47,339 He rubs and rubs and rubs and rubs, 801 00:43:47,340 --> 00:43:52,114 and scrubs and scrubs and scrubs and scrubs... 802 00:43:52,115 --> 00:43:54,867 And that's how I know he's in Kaigoon! 803 00:44:00,867 --> 00:44:02,837 Ace! 804 00:44:02,838 --> 00:44:04,943 This is for cigarettes! 805 00:44:05,943 --> 00:44:07,445 Like that. 806 00:44:09,082 --> 00:44:12,755 No, Josh, no! Do not nail them up. 807 00:44:12,756 --> 00:44:14,125 Just put them over the pole. 808 00:44:14,126 --> 00:44:15,840 That is what it is for. 809 00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:23,950 You know that is part of the stove, too! 810 00:44:25,950 --> 00:44:27,057 Ow! 811 00:44:30,057 --> 00:44:33,063 Well, that did it! That's the last straw. 812 00:44:33,064 --> 00:44:34,801 Me, too! 813 00:44:34,802 --> 00:44:36,603 "This is for cigarettes, Ace. 814 00:44:36,604 --> 00:44:37,873 "Better wash the dishes, boys. 815 00:44:37,874 --> 00:44:39,976 "Fetch the water! Chop the wood!" 816 00:44:39,977 --> 00:44:41,212 What are we, robots? 817 00:44:41,213 --> 00:44:44,491 Why, this is worse than being married only we're not married. 818 00:44:44,954 --> 00:44:46,690 We had a wife well, 819 00:44:46,691 --> 00:44:49,196 we'd have a wife instead of a cauliflower thumb. 820 00:44:49,197 --> 00:44:52,469 Yeah. We'll probably wind up with housemaid's knees. 821 00:44:52,470 --> 00:44:53,705 That'd be cute. 822 00:44:53,706 --> 00:44:55,475 Yeah, and if you say anything to her, 823 00:44:55,476 --> 00:44:58,112 she looks sad at you with those big eyes and you're cooked. 824 00:44:58,113 --> 00:44:59,216 Well, she's gotta go. 825 00:44:59,217 --> 00:45:01,520 Yeah. 826 00:45:01,521 --> 00:45:03,193 Well, I'll call her in here 827 00:45:04,193 --> 00:45:05,962 and you tell her. 828 00:45:05,963 --> 00:45:08,667 What's the matter with you? You tell her. 829 00:45:08,668 --> 00:45:11,138 Well, I'll call her in and we'll both tell her. 830 00:45:11,139 --> 00:45:12,542 All right. 831 00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:14,148 Mima. 832 00:45:15,148 --> 00:45:16,954 Hey, Mima! 833 00:45:17,954 --> 00:45:20,257 Yes, what is it? Ace, please! 834 00:45:20,258 --> 00:45:21,530 Oh, I'm sorry... 835 00:45:22,530 --> 00:45:24,065 Did you want me? 836 00:45:24,066 --> 00:45:26,711 Ace has got something to tell you. Yeah. 837 00:45:29,711 --> 00:45:31,813 Yeah. Well, Mima, we... 838 00:45:31,814 --> 00:45:34,853 We've been talking it over here and... 839 00:45:34,854 --> 00:45:37,625 Well, you know, we're just a couple of regular guys, 840 00:45:37,626 --> 00:45:39,263 and this prettying up... 841 00:45:39,264 --> 00:45:41,234 The place was good enough for us 842 00:45:41,235 --> 00:45:43,638 the way it used to be. Don't you think so? 843 00:45:43,639 --> 00:45:45,174 - Yeah. - If you do not like these... 844 00:45:45,175 --> 00:45:46,344 Oh, no. That's... 845 00:45:46,345 --> 00:45:48,047 It's not exactly that... 846 00:45:48,048 --> 00:45:50,752 I don't know. It just don't seem to work out. 847 00:45:50,753 --> 00:45:53,257 Yeah, that's it. It's just not working out, and stuff. 848 00:45:53,258 --> 00:45:56,598 You know, a couple of fellows like us, we like to come and go, 849 00:45:56,599 --> 00:45:58,969 and having a girl around all the time, 850 00:45:58,970 --> 00:46:01,206 why, it's sort of off the elbow or something. I don't know, it just... 851 00:46:01,207 --> 00:46:04,880 Oh, you mean you want me to leave? 852 00:46:04,881 --> 00:46:06,493 Well, that's the general idea. 853 00:46:08,189 --> 00:46:09,760 Oh! 854 00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:11,760 I see. 855 00:46:15,369 --> 00:46:16,829 Well... 856 00:46:28,829 --> 00:46:30,804 I was cooking these beans a new way. 857 00:46:32,804 --> 00:46:35,789 You must keep adding water or they will burn. 858 00:46:41,789 --> 00:46:43,926 Hey, I think she's leaving. 859 00:46:43,927 --> 00:46:45,328 Well, that was the idea. You wanted her to go, didn't you? 860 00:46:45,329 --> 00:46:46,464 Well, you wanted her to go, didn't you? 861 00:46:46,465 --> 00:46:47,799 Well, she's going. 862 00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,818 All right, she's going. 863 00:46:55,818 --> 00:46:59,963 Well, there is nothing else to say. 864 00:47:01,963 --> 00:47:03,364 Goodbye. 865 00:47:03,365 --> 00:47:05,737 Well, it's not exactly goodbye. 866 00:47:05,738 --> 00:47:07,272 We'll be seeing you around. 867 00:47:07,273 --> 00:47:08,718 Yeah. We'll see you around. 868 00:47:14,488 --> 00:47:16,894 - This is for cigarettes. - Yes. 869 00:47:17,894 --> 00:47:20,238 Let's spread out and get back in the mood. 870 00:47:22,977 --> 00:47:26,143 You know, I thought I handled that pretty well, didn't you? 871 00:47:26,144 --> 00:47:27,513 You did what? 872 00:47:27,514 --> 00:47:29,851 I handled the situation here pretty well. 873 00:47:29,852 --> 00:47:31,788 - This situation? - Oh, yes. Yes. 874 00:47:31,789 --> 00:47:33,290 What was I doing in there? 875 00:47:33,291 --> 00:47:35,462 You were weakening, I had to back you up. 876 00:47:35,463 --> 00:47:37,331 You were digging your toe in there. 877 00:47:37,332 --> 00:47:39,036 I only gave her the whole idea. 878 00:47:39,037 --> 00:47:40,337 I put her on the bus. 879 00:47:40,338 --> 00:47:41,406 But I was the menace. 880 00:47:41,407 --> 00:47:43,478 I was the heavy in the whole piece. 881 00:47:43,479 --> 00:47:45,382 I had the whip. I gave it to her. 882 00:47:45,383 --> 00:47:47,418 But I accomplished the final brush-off. 883 00:47:47,419 --> 00:47:48,589 - You want the bow? - Yeah. 884 00:47:48,590 --> 00:47:49,959 - Take a bow. - Take a bow? 885 00:47:50,159 --> 00:47:51,993 - There's nobody there. - Ta-da! 886 00:47:52,865 --> 00:47:54,433 That's fine. You did it all. 887 00:47:54,434 --> 00:47:55,971 - I think so. - I'm snookered again! 888 00:47:56,171 --> 00:47:57,841 - Partially. - Thank you very much. 889 00:47:57,842 --> 00:47:59,275 Thank you. Good night. 890 00:47:59,276 --> 00:48:00,888 - Leave a call. - Mmm-hmm. 891 00:48:06,191 --> 00:48:08,005 Oh, well, let's get it! 892 00:48:13,005 --> 00:48:15,509 Come on. Come on! 893 00:48:15,510 --> 00:48:17,677 Listen, I'm not going to argue with you. 894 00:48:19,318 --> 00:48:21,930 I told you, you were coming with me and that's... 895 00:48:40,226 --> 00:48:42,029 Well, what are you standing there for? 896 00:48:42,030 --> 00:48:44,534 Go on, get in the house and fix those beans! 897 00:48:44,535 --> 00:48:46,142 Didn't you hear what he said? 898 00:49:04,742 --> 00:49:06,712 Hey, you better wipe off your feet a little. 899 00:49:06,713 --> 00:49:07,713 Who? 900 00:49:28,438 --> 00:49:30,493 - Hey. Hey. Where you goin'? - Huh? 901 00:49:30,494 --> 00:49:31,627 I got to see a man about a job. 902 00:49:31,628 --> 00:49:34,050 - What job? - Just a job. 903 00:49:41,650 --> 00:49:43,252 What're you gonna be doing while I'm gone? 904 00:49:43,253 --> 00:49:45,355 Oh, I don't know. 905 00:49:45,356 --> 00:49:46,826 You just stay in the boat, huh? 906 00:49:46,827 --> 00:49:48,200 What for? 907 00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:52,303 'Cause I wanna know where you are. 908 00:49:52,304 --> 00:49:54,775 Oh, don't give me that big baby stare. 909 00:49:54,776 --> 00:49:55,676 Now, I been hearin' things. 910 00:49:55,677 --> 00:49:56,846 Hearin' what? 911 00:49:56,847 --> 00:49:58,750 About what you been doin' behind my back. 912 00:49:58,751 --> 00:50:00,518 Like what? 913 00:50:00,519 --> 00:50:01,755 Like walkin' in the woods with Mima. 914 00:50:01,756 --> 00:50:03,859 - What's wrong? - Ain't nothin' wrong. 915 00:50:03,860 --> 00:50:06,464 How about those evenings you spent holdin' her hand. 916 00:50:06,465 --> 00:50:08,201 - What hand? - Never mind what hand! 917 00:50:08,202 --> 00:50:09,504 You've been holdin' it, haven't you? 918 00:50:09,505 --> 00:50:10,538 Well, supposin' I have? Maybe I gotta. 919 00:50:10,539 --> 00:50:11,875 Oh, you gotta! 920 00:50:11,876 --> 00:50:13,645 Yeah, I gotta. If I didn't, you'd be doin' it. 921 00:50:13,646 --> 00:50:15,382 And you got no resistance. 922 00:50:15,383 --> 00:50:17,621 I can love 'em and leave 'em, 923 00:50:17,622 --> 00:50:18,623 but the minute they look dreamy at you, you send for a preacher. 924 00:50:18,624 --> 00:50:19,456 Yeah, and the minute they look dreamy at you, 925 00:50:19,457 --> 00:50:22,263 their fathers send for the preacher! 926 00:50:22,264 --> 00:50:24,333 Why don't you just lay off protectin' me, huh? 927 00:50:24,334 --> 00:50:26,404 But that's our agreement. No women, remember? 928 00:50:26,405 --> 00:50:29,678 Well, skip the agreement. See if you can arrange to stay in the boat. 929 00:50:29,679 --> 00:50:32,183 What's the matter? Don't you trust me? 930 00:50:32,184 --> 00:50:33,541 No. 931 00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:44,875 Look at these, monsieur. 932 00:50:45,075 --> 00:50:46,310 Are these better than the others? 933 00:50:46,311 --> 00:50:47,346 Ah, oui, much, much. 934 00:50:47,347 --> 00:50:49,217 For any young lady, 935 00:50:49,218 --> 00:50:51,721 these would be very elegant, monsieur. Fifteen paseks. 936 00:50:51,722 --> 00:50:53,458 Okay, wrap 'em up. 937 00:50:53,459 --> 00:50:55,663 Ah, oui. Merci, monsieur. 938 00:50:55,664 --> 00:50:57,266 Wrap 'em up real nice now with a lot of ribbon and everything around 'em, huh? 939 00:50:57,267 --> 00:50:58,934 Very nice, monsieur, very nice. 940 00:51:01,010 --> 00:51:03,513 Hey, let's put one of flowers on top. Let's go first class, huh? 941 00:51:03,514 --> 00:51:04,740 Ah, oui. 942 00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:18,476 Say, what're you doin' in here? 943 00:51:18,477 --> 00:51:20,746 Why, I was just getting myself a few things. 944 00:51:20,747 --> 00:51:22,817 - Oh, yeah? - Mmm-hmm. 945 00:51:22,818 --> 00:51:26,024 How long you been wearin' these? 946 00:51:26,025 --> 00:51:29,697 All right, so you caught me. Now take a walk, will ya? 947 00:51:29,698 --> 00:51:32,404 Where'd you get the dough? 948 00:51:32,405 --> 00:51:33,739 My ring! You hocked my ring! 949 00:51:33,740 --> 00:51:35,277 You never looked good in it. 950 00:51:35,278 --> 00:51:36,712 There you are. 951 00:51:36,713 --> 00:51:37,980 Thank you. I'll take those. 952 00:51:37,981 --> 00:51:40,420 - Wait a minute! - Whose money paid for 'em? 953 00:51:40,421 --> 00:51:43,771 Here! Here! Oh, come on now, wait a minute! What is this? 954 00:51:48,371 --> 00:51:50,040 Let me carry it for a while, huh? 955 00:51:50,041 --> 00:51:52,511 It ain't heavy. 956 00:51:52,512 --> 00:51:54,614 Takin' my ring! That's stealin', that's what it is! 957 00:51:54,615 --> 00:51:56,719 Guys go to jail for that! 958 00:51:56,720 --> 00:51:58,388 If you wanted it, why didn't you ask me? I'd have given it to you. 959 00:51:58,389 --> 00:52:02,364 Yeah. You'd give me your knife, too, without askin'. 960 00:52:02,365 --> 00:52:03,866 What are you goin' to say, when you give it to her? 961 00:52:03,867 --> 00:52:05,871 Oh, I'll think of something. 962 00:52:05,872 --> 00:52:07,975 Wait a minute. I know how you work. 963 00:52:07,976 --> 00:52:10,413 - What are you going to say? - Don't worry about me. 964 00:52:10,414 --> 00:52:12,016 I'll think of something. 965 00:52:12,017 --> 00:52:14,855 That's what I'm afraid of. Get up forward there. I'll paddle. 966 00:52:14,856 --> 00:52:17,094 Hey! Hey! Hey, you double-crossing wolf! 967 00:52:17,095 --> 00:52:18,496 How am I gonna get home? 968 00:52:18,497 --> 00:52:20,434 Oh, you'll think of something! 969 00:52:22,852 --> 00:52:24,574 - Oh, Mima! - Hello, Josh. 970 00:52:24,575 --> 00:52:26,578 I got a present for you. 971 00:52:26,579 --> 00:52:27,950 Oh, but you shouldn't have done that, Josh. 972 00:52:28,150 --> 00:52:29,819 Oh, why not? 973 00:52:29,820 --> 00:52:31,422 Here, let me save the flower. 974 00:52:31,423 --> 00:52:32,656 But we need the money. 975 00:52:32,657 --> 00:52:33,826 Oh, we don't need it that bad. 976 00:52:33,827 --> 00:52:35,998 I just hope you like 'em, that's all. 977 00:52:35,999 --> 00:52:37,467 Nice? 978 00:52:37,468 --> 00:52:39,144 Oh, they're wonderful! 979 00:52:44,816 --> 00:52:48,991 They're wonderful, Josh! 980 00:52:48,992 --> 00:52:52,964 Oh! I've never had a pair or silk stockings in my life before. 981 00:52:52,965 --> 00:52:54,768 Well, I had to sort of guess about the size. 982 00:52:54,769 --> 00:52:56,705 You know, I didn't know exactly what you wore. 983 00:52:56,706 --> 00:52:58,849 Such a pretty color. 984 00:53:00,849 --> 00:53:02,884 Look how soft and smooth. 985 00:53:02,885 --> 00:53:05,924 Oh, guaranteed not to rip, run or bag at the knees. 986 00:53:05,925 --> 00:53:07,925 You and Ace shouldn't have done this. 987 00:53:08,162 --> 00:53:10,801 Ace! Oh, he had nothing to do with it. 988 00:53:10,802 --> 00:53:12,971 He said we had no business spending the money. 989 00:53:12,972 --> 00:53:15,009 He's a nice enough guy, all right, that Ace, 990 00:53:15,010 --> 00:53:17,147 but he's a little on the tight side. 991 00:53:17,148 --> 00:53:18,616 I said, "Why, it's only money. 992 00:53:18,617 --> 00:53:21,054 "And if Mima wants 'em, I'm going to buy 'em for her." So I bought 'em. 993 00:53:21,055 --> 00:53:23,222 The most wonderful present I've ever had. 994 00:53:24,563 --> 00:53:25,964 Where is Ace? 995 00:53:25,965 --> 00:53:27,100 Oh, he'll be along in a minute. 996 00:53:27,101 --> 00:53:29,103 There was a girl he had to see I think. 997 00:53:29,104 --> 00:53:32,076 A girl? 998 00:53:32,077 --> 00:53:34,744 Well, that's Ace. He's chasing dames all the time. 999 00:53:36,186 --> 00:53:38,255 I did not know Ace was like that. 1000 00:53:38,256 --> 00:53:40,793 Oh, yes. 1001 00:53:40,794 --> 00:53:42,831 With Ace, it's a new one every minute. 1002 00:53:42,832 --> 00:53:46,138 He'll sit on the beach with 'em and hold hands, 1003 00:53:46,139 --> 00:53:48,210 and he'll leave 'em flat, just like that! 1004 00:53:48,211 --> 00:53:49,846 He will? 1005 00:53:49,847 --> 00:53:53,018 Yes! I promise you. I know this Ace Lannigan. 1006 00:53:53,019 --> 00:53:54,821 I know how he works. 1007 00:53:54,822 --> 00:53:57,070 And I'm the best friend he's got! 1008 00:54:02,070 --> 00:54:04,845 ♪ I'm so afraid of night 1009 00:54:05,845 --> 00:54:08,626 ♪ 'Cause I'm too romantic 1010 00:54:12,626 --> 00:54:14,328 ♪ Moonlight and stars 1011 00:54:14,329 --> 00:54:18,081 ♪ Have made such a fool of me 1012 00:54:23,081 --> 00:54:25,985 ♪ You know you're much too near 1013 00:54:25,986 --> 00:54:31,635 ♪ And I'm too romantic 1014 00:54:33,635 --> 00:54:36,272 ♪ Now, wouldn't I look a sight 1015 00:54:36,273 --> 00:54:38,784 ♪ On a bended knee? 1016 00:54:41,784 --> 00:54:43,754 ♪ I'm startled 1017 00:54:43,755 --> 00:54:46,058 ♪ When you whisper 1018 00:54:46,059 --> 00:54:50,969 ♪ I'll run if you should sigh 1019 00:54:50,970 --> 00:54:55,678 ♪ I must be so careful 1020 00:54:55,679 --> 00:55:01,961 ♪ Or I'll kiss my heart goodbye 1021 00:55:03,961 --> 00:55:06,866 ♪ You shouldn't let me dream 1022 00:55:06,867 --> 00:55:11,447 ♪ 'Cause I'm too romantic 1023 00:55:13,447 --> 00:55:17,723 ♪ Don't make me fall unless 1024 00:55:17,724 --> 00:55:22,273 ♪ It could all come true 1025 00:55:26,273 --> 00:55:29,411 ♪ How can you say to me 1026 00:55:29,412 --> 00:55:33,155 ♪ That you're too romantic? 1027 00:55:34,155 --> 00:55:37,060 Oh, I mean it. I'm really sincere about it. 1028 00:55:37,061 --> 00:55:43,975 ♪ Moonlight and stars have had no effect on you 1029 00:55:43,976 --> 00:55:45,944 Oh, yes, they have. I remember a little girl 1030 00:55:45,945 --> 00:55:48,016 once at the Junior Prom, we were... 1031 00:55:48,017 --> 00:55:50,989 ♪ What if I am too near 1032 00:55:50,990 --> 00:55:56,065 ♪ And you're too romantic? 1033 00:55:56,066 --> 00:55:57,803 Well, that's dangerous, don't you see? 1034 00:55:57,804 --> 00:55:58,973 You being near, and me... 1035 00:55:59,173 --> 00:56:01,476 ♪ I'm half afraid 1036 00:56:01,477 --> 00:56:05,417 ♪ You wouldn't know what to do 1037 00:56:05,418 --> 00:56:07,121 They tell me in that spot, 1038 00:56:07,122 --> 00:56:08,959 your first impulse is the best one. 1039 00:56:09,159 --> 00:56:12,367 ♪ I'll tell you in a whisper 1040 00:56:13,367 --> 00:56:16,512 ♪ The reason for my sigh 1041 00:56:18,512 --> 00:56:22,618 ♪ And if you believe me 1042 00:56:22,619 --> 00:56:26,930 ♪ You can kiss your heart goodbye 1043 00:56:27,930 --> 00:56:29,632 That's what I'm afraid of. 1044 00:56:29,633 --> 00:56:33,607 ♪ I wouldn't harm your dream 1045 00:56:33,608 --> 00:56:37,315 ♪ 'Cause you're too romantic 1046 00:56:37,316 --> 00:56:39,088 Now, you're catching on. 1047 00:56:40,088 --> 00:56:42,625 ♪ And if you fall 1048 00:56:42,626 --> 00:56:45,096 ♪ Well, then 1049 00:56:45,097 --> 00:56:51,682 ♪ It would all come true ♪ 1050 00:56:53,682 --> 00:56:54,682 Josh! 1051 00:57:02,633 --> 00:57:04,937 I don't agree with you at all, Gloria. 1052 00:57:04,938 --> 00:57:06,975 You've tried reasoning with him and got nowhere. 1053 00:57:07,175 --> 00:57:09,478 But there are different degrees of reasoning. 1054 00:57:09,479 --> 00:57:11,417 Your idea is to jump up and down 1055 00:57:11,418 --> 00:57:13,286 and hit people with a baseball bat. 1056 00:57:13,287 --> 00:57:16,092 Do you know of any better way of handling Josh? 1057 00:57:16,093 --> 00:57:17,968 Why do you suppose I came along? 1058 00:57:19,968 --> 00:57:21,173 Oh, I'm famished! 1059 00:57:22,173 --> 00:57:24,375 I'm so hungry my spare tire's deflated. 1060 00:57:24,376 --> 00:57:27,047 Well, pretty near. 1061 00:57:27,048 --> 00:57:28,493 Not those poor bones again? 1062 00:57:29,153 --> 00:57:32,125 I think perhaps they will make soup once more. 1063 00:57:32,126 --> 00:57:33,738 I think they've earned a rest. 1064 00:57:35,733 --> 00:57:37,345 How about some flapjacks, huh? 1065 00:57:40,309 --> 00:57:42,112 Where's the flour? 1066 00:57:42,113 --> 00:57:42,780 Ace took it. 1067 00:57:42,980 --> 00:57:44,281 - Ace took it? - Mmm-hmm. 1068 00:57:44,282 --> 00:57:45,384 Where is he? 1069 00:57:45,385 --> 00:57:46,496 He's right outside. 1070 00:57:50,496 --> 00:57:51,496 Ace, where's... 1071 00:57:53,928 --> 00:57:55,705 What're you doin' with our flour? 1072 00:57:55,706 --> 00:57:57,641 Boy, are we going to eat from now on! 1073 00:57:57,642 --> 00:57:59,145 What, eat that muck? 1074 00:57:59,146 --> 00:58:01,583 No, this is for cockroaches. 1075 00:58:01,584 --> 00:58:04,455 That's beautiful! We're starving to death and you're feeding cockroaches. 1076 00:58:04,456 --> 00:58:06,795 No, no. This is Scrammo, the Miracle Exterminator. 1077 00:58:06,796 --> 00:58:10,101 I'm gonna put it up in little jars and sell it for two bits a throw. 1078 00:58:10,102 --> 00:58:11,270 That stuff won't kill cockroaches. 1079 00:58:11,271 --> 00:58:13,373 It will if they eat it. 1080 00:58:13,374 --> 00:58:15,143 Suppose they get picky and refuse? 1081 00:58:15,144 --> 00:58:16,748 Yeah, well, we'll just stuff it down their throats! 1082 00:58:16,749 --> 00:58:18,823 Uh-huh. 1083 00:58:20,823 --> 00:58:23,694 Hey, sonny, come here. 1084 00:58:23,695 --> 00:58:26,835 I never thought I'd stoop to this. 1085 00:58:26,836 --> 00:58:28,237 What've you got there, sonny? 1086 00:58:28,238 --> 00:58:29,739 You see what it is. 1087 00:58:29,740 --> 00:58:32,145 Yeah, that's fruit, huh? What're you gonna do with it? 1088 00:58:32,146 --> 00:58:34,348 - Take it home. - Yeah. 1089 00:58:34,349 --> 00:58:36,420 Say, I bet a kid like you could have a lotta fun with a knife like this. 1090 00:58:36,421 --> 00:58:38,601 It's practically new. 1091 00:58:42,601 --> 00:58:44,370 It's no good. 1092 00:58:44,371 --> 00:58:45,638 What do you mean "no good," it's... 1093 00:58:45,639 --> 00:58:46,878 Stop it! 1094 00:58:47,878 --> 00:58:49,513 Hello, Rugged. 1095 00:58:49,514 --> 00:58:51,315 Where did you get all this food? 1096 00:58:51,316 --> 00:58:53,286 - At the feast. - Feast? Where? 1097 00:58:53,287 --> 00:58:55,692 Over there. They're giving food away. 1098 00:58:55,693 --> 00:58:58,632 Oh, they're giving food away! 1099 00:58:58,633 --> 00:59:00,301 Well, come on, let's get Mima. 1100 00:59:00,302 --> 00:59:02,306 The feast is only for natives. 1101 00:59:02,307 --> 00:59:03,523 Natives? 1102 00:59:10,123 --> 00:59:11,690 Go get that Scrammo and bring it in here. 1103 00:59:11,691 --> 00:59:14,362 - Scrammo? - Bring it right in here. 1104 00:59:14,363 --> 00:59:16,467 What are you doing? Are you going crazy? 1105 00:59:16,468 --> 00:59:17,368 No, we're going native 1106 00:59:17,369 --> 00:59:19,873 and you're going along with us. Look out. 1107 00:59:19,874 --> 00:59:21,978 What is this? 1108 00:59:21,979 --> 00:59:22,779 This might not be any good for cockroaches 1109 00:59:22,780 --> 00:59:24,885 but it's going to be good for us. 1110 01:00:10,008 --> 01:00:11,008 Uh. Uh. 1111 01:00:12,914 --> 01:00:14,017 Oh. 1112 01:00:19,929 --> 01:00:21,664 Okey-dokey. 1113 01:00:22,802 --> 01:00:23,992 One for Monday? 1114 01:00:34,992 --> 01:00:38,640 Hey, Ninkey-Poo over there is sure giving you the business. 1115 01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:44,930 I think she's the local dressmaker. 1116 01:01:10,930 --> 01:01:12,600 What'd he do with the match? 1117 01:01:12,601 --> 01:01:14,747 He just gave his stomach the hot foot. 1118 01:01:18,747 --> 01:01:20,552 So this is where he lives, eh? 1119 01:01:21,552 --> 01:01:23,522 Charming view. 1120 01:01:23,523 --> 01:01:26,962 I imagine on a clear day one can see the cannibals eating a missionary. 1121 01:01:26,963 --> 01:01:29,967 So this is what he left home for. Well, where is he? 1122 01:01:29,968 --> 01:01:31,772 That I wish I knew. 1123 01:01:31,773 --> 01:01:34,844 Look! Look! What have I got here? It is his cap. 1124 01:01:34,845 --> 01:01:37,081 - It is his cap. - It is his cap. 1125 01:01:37,082 --> 01:01:40,522 Why are you saying to me what I am saying to you? 1126 01:01:40,523 --> 01:01:41,764 It is his cap. 1127 01:01:44,764 --> 01:01:46,268 Well? 1128 01:01:46,269 --> 01:01:48,571 Mr. Mallon, this boy, he see them go away. 1129 01:01:48,572 --> 01:01:50,406 Well, go on. Ask him where he went. 1130 01:01:54,885 --> 01:01:55,953 What did he say? 1131 01:01:55,954 --> 01:01:57,793 They are at the feast. 1132 01:02:04,630 --> 01:02:07,074 Oh, I never should have eaten that last duck. 1133 01:02:07,075 --> 01:02:10,181 I do not feel so good myself. 1134 01:02:10,182 --> 01:02:11,717 Would you like me to rub your back? 1135 01:02:11,718 --> 01:02:13,330 Oh, that's not where they are. 1136 01:02:16,162 --> 01:02:17,596 Care for some fruit? 1137 01:02:17,597 --> 01:02:19,601 Oh, check, check. 1138 01:02:19,602 --> 01:02:21,041 Pile 'em. 1139 01:02:23,443 --> 01:02:25,846 How often do they give these little taffy pulls? 1140 01:02:25,847 --> 01:02:27,650 Once a year. 1141 01:02:27,651 --> 01:02:29,651 Oh, that's a long time between meals. 1142 01:02:36,202 --> 01:02:37,938 Here I go again. 1143 01:02:37,939 --> 01:02:39,841 What came in? 1144 01:02:39,842 --> 01:02:41,877 Where is Josh going? 1145 01:02:41,878 --> 01:02:43,882 Oh, where's he always goin'? 1146 01:02:43,883 --> 01:02:47,357 Sees a pair of big, brown eyes and he starts doin' nip-ups. 1147 01:02:47,358 --> 01:02:49,996 Give him a girl, a moon and some stars and he goes haywire. 1148 01:02:49,997 --> 01:02:51,866 In fact, just give him a girl. 1149 01:02:51,867 --> 01:02:53,701 I did not know Josh was like that. 1150 01:02:54,171 --> 01:02:57,076 Oh, sure he is. I know him. I know how he works. 1151 01:02:57,077 --> 01:02:59,992 And I'm the best friend he's got. 1152 01:05:27,679 --> 01:05:30,260 Hey, do they have jitterbugs down here, too? 1153 01:05:35,260 --> 01:05:36,594 Hey, what's cooking here? 1154 01:05:50,423 --> 01:05:52,769 That's freewheeling! 1155 01:05:55,769 --> 01:05:58,138 Well, pardon me! 1156 01:05:58,139 --> 01:05:59,507 - No. - She wants to play. 1157 01:05:59,508 --> 01:06:01,245 - No! - Well, I have to be courteous. 1158 01:06:01,246 --> 01:06:02,647 It is their marriage ceremony. 1159 01:06:02,648 --> 01:06:05,252 Each girl chooses a man to dance with her. 1160 01:06:05,253 --> 01:06:07,391 If they like each other, it means they are to be married. 1161 01:06:07,392 --> 01:06:09,360 This is how they pick their husbands. 1162 01:06:09,361 --> 01:06:11,132 How they pick their husbands? 1163 01:06:11,133 --> 01:06:12,967 How do you say "scram" in Kaigoon? 1164 01:06:18,479 --> 01:06:20,116 Go away! He's mine! 1165 01:06:20,117 --> 01:06:21,693 Spread out. 1166 01:06:24,693 --> 01:06:26,164 Whew! That was a close one. 1167 01:06:27,164 --> 01:06:30,664 In another minute, she'd have had a wedding ring through my nose. 1168 01:07:01,501 --> 01:07:04,237 Hey, how do you like that? He's chasing her into the woods! 1169 01:07:04,238 --> 01:07:05,774 That is part of the ceremony. 1170 01:07:05,775 --> 01:07:06,842 Yeah, and if he catches her, 1171 01:07:06,843 --> 01:07:08,423 he gets a set of dishes, huh? 1172 01:08:19,423 --> 01:08:22,594 Boy, what a swell spot to open a hot dog stand! 1173 01:08:22,595 --> 01:08:24,982 Say, they're marrying 'em off like flies! 1174 01:08:31,982 --> 01:08:34,518 Josh! She's got Josh! 1175 01:08:34,519 --> 01:08:35,519 Josh! Gosh! 1176 01:08:41,433 --> 01:08:43,570 No! No, wait! 1177 01:08:43,571 --> 01:08:44,972 - You can't go in there. - Why not? 1178 01:08:44,973 --> 01:08:47,085 - You must dance! - Well, let's dance! 1179 01:08:52,857 --> 01:08:54,525 How am I doin', Bubbles? 1180 01:08:54,526 --> 01:08:55,861 Break it up, will ya? 1181 01:08:55,862 --> 01:08:57,865 I'm dancing my way into food for the winter! 1182 01:08:57,866 --> 01:08:59,770 No, she has chosen you as a husband! 1183 01:08:59,771 --> 01:09:01,438 Huh? 1184 01:09:01,439 --> 01:09:03,611 You're out of circulation! That's the wedding march. 1185 01:09:03,612 --> 01:09:05,085 Well, get me out of this! 1186 01:09:08,955 --> 01:09:11,494 Oh, send for the Marines! 1187 01:09:11,495 --> 01:09:13,564 - What're you doing? - I'm a decoy. 1188 01:09:16,637 --> 01:09:18,740 Hey, make a break for it! Here comes Ferdinand! 1189 01:09:18,741 --> 01:09:20,451 Oh! Get me outta here! 1190 01:09:23,451 --> 01:09:24,860 He's here somewhere. 1191 01:09:32,603 --> 01:09:33,603 There he is! 1192 01:09:35,576 --> 01:09:36,977 What's that? 1193 01:09:36,978 --> 01:09:38,534 That is your son, Mr. Mallon. 1194 01:09:41,219 --> 01:09:43,723 Josh! Josh! What the devil are you doing? 1195 01:09:43,724 --> 01:09:45,634 Dr. Livingstone, I presume. 1196 01:09:48,634 --> 01:09:49,839 Hello, Skipper. 1197 01:09:50,839 --> 01:09:51,839 Hello, Gloria. 1198 01:09:53,545 --> 01:09:54,847 Hello, Josh. 1199 01:09:54,848 --> 01:09:56,249 Have you gone completely mad? 1200 01:09:56,250 --> 01:09:57,619 She's marrying me. 1201 01:09:57,620 --> 01:09:59,054 And about time! 1202 01:09:59,055 --> 01:10:01,863 No, that's not Mima. Mima's over there. 1203 01:10:02,863 --> 01:10:05,802 Go ahead, take five. I'll see you later. 1204 01:10:05,803 --> 01:10:08,039 It's the most disgraceful thing you've ever done. 1205 01:10:08,040 --> 01:10:10,744 You're coming home with us and you're coming right now! 1206 01:10:10,745 --> 01:10:11,813 - Well, I can't... - Come on! 1207 01:10:11,814 --> 01:10:13,918 Never mind, Josh. 1208 01:10:13,919 --> 01:10:15,288 When we get home, we'll play Indian every Friday night. 1209 01:10:15,289 --> 01:10:17,659 Oh, I don't know whether I want to... 1210 01:10:17,660 --> 01:10:21,232 And that girl? Who is that girl? 1211 01:10:21,233 --> 01:10:23,838 Why, that's Gloria Wycott. Josh is engaged to her. 1212 01:10:23,839 --> 01:10:25,290 She is very beautiful. 1213 01:10:32,290 --> 01:10:34,759 It's the craziest thing I ever heard of! 1214 01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:36,629 Josh, you... 1215 01:10:36,630 --> 01:10:38,334 I don't know where you get it from, but it's lunacy! 1216 01:10:38,335 --> 01:10:40,271 Just plain lunacy! 1217 01:10:40,272 --> 01:10:43,978 Do you mean to say you'd rather stay here and live in that pigsty 1218 01:10:43,979 --> 01:10:47,118 than to go home where you belong and live like a civilized human being? 1219 01:10:47,119 --> 01:10:50,295 Now, put down that baseball bat and let me talk to him. 1220 01:10:52,295 --> 01:10:56,603 Josh, you remember me, don't you? The Wycott girl? 1221 01:10:56,604 --> 01:10:57,873 Sure. 1222 01:10:57,874 --> 01:10:59,676 Well, now, here's the general idea. 1223 01:10:59,677 --> 01:11:02,850 We're going to take a nice long leisurely cruise home, 1224 01:11:02,851 --> 01:11:05,320 give you time to get over eating with your fingers, 1225 01:11:05,321 --> 01:11:06,958 and then every night in the moonlight 1226 01:11:06,959 --> 01:11:09,362 I'll whisper sweet nothings into your ear. 1227 01:11:09,363 --> 01:11:11,133 Well, you wouldn't want me now 1228 01:11:11,134 --> 01:11:12,837 if I didn't want to go back with you, would you? 1229 01:11:12,838 --> 01:11:14,906 After all, there's some things around here I kind of like. 1230 01:11:14,907 --> 01:11:16,710 Yes, I saw one of them. 1231 01:11:16,711 --> 01:11:18,781 And I don't blame you. 1232 01:11:18,782 --> 01:11:22,789 But, Josh, you've never seen me in a sarong. 1233 01:11:22,790 --> 01:11:24,325 I'm quite a dish. 1234 01:11:24,326 --> 01:11:26,931 I'm sure you are, Gloria, but it just happens that... 1235 01:11:26,932 --> 01:11:29,904 I told you! I told you! You're just wasting your time! 1236 01:11:29,905 --> 01:11:32,042 Now, I want no more nonsense out of you. 1237 01:11:32,043 --> 01:11:35,043 We're sailing tomorrow morning and you're going with us! 1238 01:11:36,951 --> 01:11:40,191 But why would he want to live here just like he was a... 1239 01:11:40,192 --> 01:11:42,031 A nobody? 1240 01:11:42,734 --> 01:11:45,067 Why did he come with you in the first place? 1241 01:11:45,068 --> 01:11:47,472 Oh, I don't know. That's Josh for you. 1242 01:11:47,473 --> 01:11:51,045 Do you think he will go back with her? 1243 01:11:51,046 --> 01:11:54,213 Yeah, I guess so. He always said they'd get him in the end. 1244 01:11:55,723 --> 01:11:57,929 Maybe it is better that way. 1245 01:11:58,929 --> 01:12:02,503 That girl, she is very pretty. 1246 01:12:02,504 --> 01:12:05,141 Yeah, Gloria's all right, I guess. 1247 01:12:05,142 --> 01:12:07,642 But for my money, I'll take a little homemaker. 1248 01:12:08,420 --> 01:12:10,419 But, Ace, you always said that you... 1249 01:12:10,420 --> 01:12:13,089 Yeah, but a fella has to learn, hasn't he? 1250 01:12:13,090 --> 01:12:15,896 Take when I came here, with Josh. 1251 01:12:15,897 --> 01:12:19,469 Why, we didn't even have a place to put our cigarette butts. 1252 01:12:19,470 --> 01:12:22,476 We used to kick 'em through a hole in the floor. 1253 01:12:22,477 --> 01:12:25,548 I want to tell you, Mima, when a guy does that, he's sunk pretty low. 1254 01:12:25,549 --> 01:12:26,985 Has he? 1255 01:12:26,986 --> 01:12:29,054 Yeah. And then you came. 1256 01:12:29,055 --> 01:12:30,500 And look at the joint now. 1257 01:12:31,161 --> 01:12:32,161 Why, it's a home. 1258 01:12:33,265 --> 01:12:34,467 You like a home? 1259 01:12:34,468 --> 01:12:36,337 Oh, sure, I do. 1260 01:12:36,338 --> 01:12:39,310 Nothing but roamin' round, eatin' in hash joints, 1261 01:12:39,311 --> 01:12:42,850 half the times with no toes in my socks. 1262 01:12:42,851 --> 01:12:45,518 Well, I tell you, I wouldn't ask a dog to do that. 1263 01:12:48,495 --> 01:12:49,501 Well, I said it. 1264 01:12:51,501 --> 01:12:53,271 You said what? 1265 01:12:53,272 --> 01:12:56,410 Oh, for Pete's sake, Mima, I'm askin' you to marry me. 1266 01:12:56,411 --> 01:12:58,981 Ace, you are very sweet. 1267 01:12:58,982 --> 01:13:00,928 Am I? Sure enough? 1268 01:13:04,928 --> 01:13:06,396 Hiya, fellas. 1269 01:13:06,397 --> 01:13:07,999 Josh! 1270 01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:09,369 Hey, what are you doin' back here? 1271 01:13:09,370 --> 01:13:11,274 Oh, well, I abdicated. 1272 01:13:11,275 --> 01:13:13,611 From now on, I'm goin' to be nothin' but a nothin', 1273 01:13:13,612 --> 01:13:15,414 just like you two. 1274 01:13:15,415 --> 01:13:17,419 You are not going back? 1275 01:13:17,420 --> 01:13:20,959 No. They're sailing tomorrow, but I'm gonna stick around. 1276 01:13:20,960 --> 01:13:23,330 I got to protect my interest. 1277 01:13:23,331 --> 01:13:27,108 Hey, wait a minute. I get a little stock in this corporation, too. 1278 01:13:28,108 --> 01:13:30,279 Well, what is this? 1279 01:13:30,280 --> 01:13:35,021 You don't seem to be very happy that I'm staying. 1280 01:13:35,022 --> 01:13:37,459 Well, you got a girl. Why don't you go on home with her? 1281 01:13:37,460 --> 01:13:39,562 - You can't have everybody. - Why not? 1282 01:13:39,563 --> 01:13:42,335 Because I got some ideas myself, that's why not. 1283 01:13:42,336 --> 01:13:45,392 Just when I start doing all right, you come hopping back. 1284 01:13:47,179 --> 01:13:49,353 Well, you dopey looking cluck! 1285 01:13:50,353 --> 01:13:52,356 You're kidding. You in love? 1286 01:13:52,357 --> 01:13:53,959 What's the matter with that? 1287 01:13:53,960 --> 01:13:55,628 Dopier-lookin' clucks than me have been in love. 1288 01:13:55,629 --> 01:13:57,566 Well, name one. 1289 01:13:57,567 --> 01:13:59,536 What's the difference between me and you? 1290 01:13:59,537 --> 01:14:00,973 I'm human, ain't I? 1291 01:14:00,974 --> 01:14:03,044 There's been some complaints. 1292 01:14:03,045 --> 01:14:05,182 I don't go around singin' and spoutin' a lot of hooey, 1293 01:14:05,183 --> 01:14:07,119 but that don't mean I don't love her. 1294 01:14:07,120 --> 01:14:10,120 I love her more than you do. What do you think of that? 1295 01:14:11,394 --> 01:14:13,231 There, I said it. 1296 01:14:13,232 --> 01:14:14,267 Yeah, you said it, all right. 1297 01:14:14,268 --> 01:14:15,268 You're just giving her the same line of chatter 1298 01:14:15,269 --> 01:14:18,274 you give every gal before you run out on 'em. 1299 01:14:18,275 --> 01:14:19,643 How do you like that? 1300 01:14:19,644 --> 01:14:21,615 I suppose you didn't run out on Gloria! 1301 01:14:21,616 --> 01:14:23,351 Let me tell you something! 1302 01:14:23,352 --> 01:14:25,655 I'm in love with her. What do you know about that? 1303 01:14:25,656 --> 01:14:27,560 I want to marry her. 1304 01:14:27,561 --> 01:14:29,597 So do I. Why do you suppose I'm staying here, 1305 01:14:29,598 --> 01:14:31,267 sending them on home without me? 1306 01:14:31,268 --> 01:14:33,303 Josh! Ace! Please! 1307 01:14:33,304 --> 01:14:35,476 Well, let's settle this right now. 1308 01:14:35,477 --> 01:14:37,212 She picks one of us and the other one's out. 1309 01:14:37,213 --> 01:14:38,516 Well, you can't put her in a spot like this. 1310 01:14:38,517 --> 01:14:40,252 Suppose she don't want either one of us? 1311 01:14:40,253 --> 01:14:42,361 What's the matter, you scared? 1312 01:14:44,361 --> 01:14:46,571 Well, all right, you asked for it. 1313 01:14:49,571 --> 01:14:51,704 Well, there you are, Mima. Which one? 1314 01:15:05,704 --> 01:15:06,876 I'm sorry, Josh. 1315 01:15:08,876 --> 01:15:11,748 Hey, I'm doin' all right for a dopey-lookin' cluck. 1316 01:15:11,749 --> 01:15:14,083 I hope you know just how good you are doin'. 1317 01:15:15,523 --> 01:15:17,627 Well, Mima, 1318 01:15:17,628 --> 01:15:20,600 he'll cause you a lot of trouble and he'll never make a quarter, 1319 01:15:20,601 --> 01:15:22,794 but he'll hand you a million laughs. 1320 01:15:50,794 --> 01:15:51,794 Captain. 1321 01:15:53,599 --> 01:15:54,836 Captain! 1322 01:15:55,836 --> 01:15:58,374 I would like to know something. 1323 01:15:58,375 --> 01:16:00,579 I would like to know if to stay in this country 1324 01:16:00,580 --> 01:16:01,982 a man must have a passport. 1325 01:16:01,983 --> 01:16:03,384 You have not got one? 1326 01:16:03,385 --> 01:16:06,258 Oh, yes, I've got one. 1327 01:16:06,259 --> 01:16:07,860 But I know of one fellow who has not. 1328 01:16:07,861 --> 01:16:09,597 Who is he? 1329 01:16:09,598 --> 01:16:10,600 He's an American sailor. He lives... 1330 01:16:10,601 --> 01:16:12,537 Hello! 1331 01:16:13,473 --> 01:16:14,844 Hello! 1332 01:16:15,844 --> 01:16:17,582 Anybody home? 1333 01:16:18,582 --> 01:16:20,023 Are you Lannigan? 1334 01:16:21,623 --> 01:16:23,659 You haven't got a daughter that's gettin' married, have you? 1335 01:16:23,660 --> 01:16:25,329 No. Why? 1336 01:16:25,330 --> 01:16:26,597 Then I'm Lannigan. What do you want? 1337 01:16:26,598 --> 01:16:28,636 Your passport. Let me see it. 1338 01:16:28,637 --> 01:16:30,193 - My what? - Your passport. 1339 01:16:31,308 --> 01:16:33,849 Oh, yeah, yeah. I had it right here. 1340 01:16:34,849 --> 01:16:36,819 Yeah. I... 1341 01:16:36,820 --> 01:16:38,621 Oh, Mima. 1342 01:16:38,622 --> 01:16:40,960 Did you send my other suit out to the cleaners? 1343 01:16:40,961 --> 01:16:44,034 Oh, yes. It had spots all over it, 1344 01:16:44,035 --> 01:16:46,070 and I did not think of looking through the pockets. 1345 01:16:46,071 --> 01:16:48,441 Yeah. She sent it out to the cleaners. 1346 01:16:48,442 --> 01:16:49,645 If you'll come back tomorrow... 1347 01:16:49,646 --> 01:16:50,713 Well, well! That is too bad! 1348 01:16:50,714 --> 01:16:52,826 - No, you don't! - Wait a minute! 1349 01:16:54,413 --> 01:16:56,357 Boy, what I'd give for a patty-cake. 1350 01:16:56,358 --> 01:16:57,459 Come on! Get going! 1351 01:16:57,460 --> 01:16:58,596 What are you going to do with him? 1352 01:16:58,597 --> 01:17:00,626 We are going to deport him! 1353 01:17:34,134 --> 01:17:37,607 ♪ You know you're much too near 1354 01:17:37,608 --> 01:17:42,455 ♪ And I'm too romantic 1355 01:17:44,455 --> 01:17:47,794 ♪ Wouldn't I be a sight 1356 01:17:47,795 --> 01:17:53,472 ♪ On a bended knee? 1357 01:17:53,473 --> 01:17:57,748 ♪ I'm startled when you whisper 1358 01:17:57,749 --> 01:18:03,025 ♪ I'll run if you should sigh 1359 01:18:03,026 --> 01:18:08,803 ♪ I must be so careful 1360 01:18:08,804 --> 01:18:15,219 ♪ Or I'll kiss my heart goodbye 1361 01:18:16,219 --> 01:18:19,892 ♪ You shouldn't let me dream 1362 01:18:19,893 --> 01:18:25,072 ♪ 'Cause I'm too romantic 1363 01:18:26,072 --> 01:18:28,942 ♪ Don't make me fall 1364 01:18:28,943 --> 01:18:35,896 ♪ Unless it could all come true ♪ 1365 01:18:37,896 --> 01:18:39,197 Oh! 1366 01:18:39,198 --> 01:18:41,736 Are you about ready for some bridge? 1367 01:18:41,737 --> 01:18:42,737 Yeah, I'm ready. 1368 01:18:42,738 --> 01:18:45,544 Oh, darling, you've kept us waiting for hours. 1369 01:18:45,545 --> 01:18:47,619 I'm sorry. Let's go down, huh? 1370 01:18:49,619 --> 01:18:51,289 Look at that gorgeous moon. 1371 01:18:51,290 --> 01:18:54,010 It certainly is lovely, isn't it? 1372 01:19:02,010 --> 01:19:05,216 Take your prisoner to the boat. 1373 01:19:05,217 --> 01:19:08,222 What kind of a racket is this? Listen, you fellows. 1374 01:19:08,223 --> 01:19:11,227 You're going to get into trouble for this! I know some big people! 1375 01:19:11,228 --> 01:19:12,831 Tell them hello for me. 1376 01:19:12,832 --> 01:19:15,053 Tell them hello for you! I ought to... 1377 01:19:23,053 --> 01:19:24,990 Ace! 1378 01:19:24,991 --> 01:19:26,264 Ace, where are you? 1379 01:19:29,264 --> 01:19:31,035 - Ace! - What do you want? 1380 01:19:31,036 --> 01:19:32,137 What have they done with him? 1381 01:19:32,138 --> 01:19:34,049 He is already gone. 1382 01:19:45,363 --> 01:19:48,069 Come on. Come on. 1383 01:19:48,070 --> 01:19:49,974 Come on, Lannigan. What is the matter with you? 1384 01:19:50,174 --> 01:19:53,148 Lannigan? Lannigan, come. 1385 01:19:54,148 --> 01:19:56,017 No! No! 1386 01:19:56,018 --> 01:19:57,685 - Come on! - Help! Police! 1387 01:19:58,156 --> 01:20:00,325 - Help! - Shut up! 1388 01:20:00,326 --> 01:20:02,932 Come on, hurry along. We're ready to sail. Come on, men. 1389 01:20:02,933 --> 01:20:04,968 Here is his papers. 1390 01:20:04,969 --> 01:20:06,304 Oh, that's fine. 1391 01:20:06,305 --> 01:20:09,143 No, no! He! He! 1392 01:20:09,144 --> 01:20:11,014 Not me! He, he! 1393 01:20:11,015 --> 01:20:12,217 What's the matter with him? 1394 01:20:12,218 --> 01:20:13,920 - He's nuts. - Huh? 1395 01:20:13,921 --> 01:20:16,124 Oh, as you say in your language, he's nuts. 1396 01:20:16,125 --> 01:20:18,228 No! No! He is... 1397 01:20:18,229 --> 01:20:19,331 Come on, men, get him out of here. 1398 01:20:19,332 --> 01:20:20,901 Come on. Come on, get him out. 1399 01:20:20,902 --> 01:20:21,469 You can't get away with this, Lannigan! 1400 01:20:21,470 --> 01:20:22,771 Take him away! 1401 01:20:22,772 --> 01:20:24,274 You can't get away with this! 1402 01:20:24,275 --> 01:20:25,275 Ace! Ace! 1403 01:20:26,179 --> 01:20:27,481 Wait a minute! 1404 01:20:27,482 --> 01:20:29,753 There! There! 1405 01:20:29,754 --> 01:20:32,089 It is his sweetheart. She will tell you! 1406 01:20:32,090 --> 01:20:33,424 They are taking him away. 1407 01:20:34,161 --> 01:20:35,897 Oh, Ace! Ace! 1408 01:20:35,898 --> 01:20:37,435 Ace, darling! 1409 01:20:37,436 --> 01:20:39,070 Oh, officer, you cannot take him, you cannot! 1410 01:20:39,071 --> 01:20:40,341 No! 1411 01:20:40,342 --> 01:20:41,977 I love him. He has not done anything. 1412 01:20:41,978 --> 01:20:43,347 No! No! 1413 01:20:43,348 --> 01:20:44,816 Madam, my heart, she bleeds, but what can I do? 1414 01:20:44,817 --> 01:20:46,319 - It's not true! - Come, woman. 1415 01:20:46,320 --> 01:20:47,989 She love me? It's him! 1416 01:20:47,990 --> 01:20:49,124 Come on, get him aboard. Get him aboard! 1417 01:20:49,125 --> 01:20:50,361 No! No! 1418 01:20:50,362 --> 01:20:51,797 You're all right. You think fast. 1419 01:20:51,798 --> 01:20:52,999 We must leave here fast. 1420 01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:54,968 Yeah, we're hot. 1421 01:20:54,969 --> 01:20:57,039 Go ahead. 1422 01:20:57,040 --> 01:20:59,244 There's another boat sailing tonight, Star of Asia. 1423 01:20:59,245 --> 01:21:00,513 First mate's a friend of mine. 1424 01:21:00,514 --> 01:21:02,237 I used to borrow money from him. 1425 01:21:09,866 --> 01:21:12,237 And when we land someplace, I'll get a job. 1426 01:21:12,238 --> 01:21:16,946 Steady, I mean. Oh, gee, that's a laugh, me working. 1427 01:21:16,947 --> 01:21:18,549 And one of these days I'll get you all dolled up 1428 01:21:18,550 --> 01:21:21,990 and we'll walk in on Josh and Gloria, and will they keel over. 1429 01:21:21,991 --> 01:21:22,991 Boy! 1430 01:21:24,597 --> 01:21:26,933 We'll get married right away, huh? 1431 01:21:26,934 --> 01:21:29,304 Yes, Ace, right away. 1432 01:21:29,305 --> 01:21:32,410 Gee, I sure spin around inside every time I look at you. 1433 01:21:32,411 --> 01:21:36,352 Guess that must be love, huh? 1434 01:21:36,353 --> 01:21:40,127 Everything looks so good, feels so good, the air and everything. 1435 01:21:40,128 --> 01:21:41,967 That the way you feel? 1436 01:21:42,967 --> 01:21:45,271 Yes, that is the way I feel. 1437 01:21:45,272 --> 01:21:46,439 We'll get along fine. 1438 01:21:47,174 --> 01:21:48,341 We will be very happy. 1439 01:21:56,259 --> 01:21:58,062 Why did you do it, Mima? 1440 01:21:58,063 --> 01:22:00,034 Do what? 1441 01:22:00,035 --> 01:22:02,038 Oh, what's the use of kiddin' ourselves? 1442 01:22:02,039 --> 01:22:04,308 It's just not there. I'd know if it was. 1443 01:22:04,309 --> 01:22:06,478 Do not talk that way, Ace. 1444 01:22:06,479 --> 01:22:07,481 We will get married and... 1445 01:22:07,482 --> 01:22:09,485 Oh, no, we won't. 1446 01:22:09,486 --> 01:22:12,659 It's Josh you want, isn't it? 1447 01:22:12,660 --> 01:22:15,133 No. Josh is where he should be. 1448 01:22:16,133 --> 01:22:18,303 Oh, so that's it. 1449 01:22:18,304 --> 01:22:19,643 You went noble, huh? 1450 01:22:20,643 --> 01:22:22,046 No. 1451 01:22:23,046 --> 01:22:25,049 No, it is just that 1452 01:22:25,050 --> 01:22:27,293 I saw that girl and his father, 1453 01:22:29,293 --> 01:22:32,040 and I knew that he was not for me. 1454 01:22:36,040 --> 01:22:39,055 Forgive me, Ace. Please forgive me. 1455 01:22:44,055 --> 01:22:45,391 Josh! 1456 01:22:45,392 --> 01:22:48,062 Sir Malcolm's a very important man. 1457 01:22:48,063 --> 01:22:50,066 They don't hold these boats for everyone. 1458 01:22:50,067 --> 01:22:52,237 I want you to be particularly nice to him. 1459 01:22:52,238 --> 01:22:53,975 Sir Malcolm's in a position to swing me 1460 01:22:54,175 --> 01:22:55,712 a couple of million dollars worth of business. 1461 01:22:55,713 --> 01:22:58,517 I've never heard of such a thing, never, in all my life! 1462 01:22:58,518 --> 01:23:00,053 Why, Sir Malcolm! What happened? 1463 01:23:00,054 --> 01:23:02,625 Some blithering idiot back there, on shore, 1464 01:23:02,626 --> 01:23:05,097 pulled me out of the crowd and nearly ripped the coat off my back! 1465 01:23:05,098 --> 01:23:06,266 Oh! 1466 01:23:06,267 --> 01:23:08,503 Chucked a lot of muck all over me! 1467 01:23:08,504 --> 01:23:10,341 Sir Malcolm! 1468 01:23:10,342 --> 01:23:12,712 - Spotto! - That's it! Spotto! 1469 01:23:12,713 --> 01:23:13,513 Slobbered it all over me. 1470 01:23:13,514 --> 01:23:15,552 Where? Where was this? 1471 01:23:15,553 --> 01:23:18,220 How the blazes do I know! Down the blasted street! 1472 01:23:20,161 --> 01:23:22,130 Josh! Here, wait! Where you going? 1473 01:23:22,131 --> 01:23:24,131 Josh! Come back here! Come back here! 1474 01:23:29,364 --> 01:23:32,752 That little scene, my friends, is called "Spurned at the Altar" 1475 01:23:32,753 --> 01:23:34,253 or "The Sailor's Farewell." 1476 01:23:37,765 --> 01:23:40,200 Say, have you seen a fellow with a sweet potato selling soap? 1477 01:23:40,201 --> 01:23:41,203 No, sir. Do you want to buy some... 1478 01:23:41,204 --> 01:23:42,505 No. No, I don't. 1479 01:23:42,506 --> 01:23:43,811 Oh, Ace! 1480 01:23:46,281 --> 01:23:47,915 Ace! 1481 01:23:47,916 --> 01:23:49,920 Oh, Ace! 1482 01:23:53,095 --> 01:23:55,831 I want you to step right up and take a bottle of this home. 1483 01:23:55,832 --> 01:23:58,937 The usual dollar bottle sells for 50 cents. 1484 01:23:58,938 --> 01:24:00,674 I'm not going to ask a quarter. 1485 01:24:00,675 --> 01:24:02,344 I'm not even gonna ask a dime. 1486 01:24:02,345 --> 01:24:04,182 If anybody's got a hot nickel, 1487 01:24:04,183 --> 01:24:05,418 step up and get this bottle of Spotto. 1488 01:24:05,419 --> 01:24:06,553 One hot nickel. 1489 01:24:06,554 --> 01:24:08,324 Come on. Who wants a bottle? 1490 01:24:08,325 --> 01:24:09,825 I'll take a dozen bottles. 1491 01:24:09,826 --> 01:24:11,532 There's a man will take a... 1492 01:24:12,532 --> 01:24:14,268 Josh! 1493 01:24:14,269 --> 01:24:15,538 Gosh, Josh! 1494 01:24:15,539 --> 01:24:17,508 - Well, Ace! - How are you, Josh? 1495 01:24:17,509 --> 01:24:19,713 I've been trying to send you a wedding present. 1496 01:24:19,714 --> 01:24:21,383 - But we're not... - Wedding! 1497 01:24:21,384 --> 01:24:22,651 Why, we didn't get married. 1498 01:24:22,652 --> 01:24:24,222 - You didn't get... - No. 1499 01:24:24,223 --> 01:24:26,360 You're the dopey-looking cluck she wants. 1500 01:24:26,361 --> 01:24:27,695 - Me? - Yeah, you! 1501 01:24:27,696 --> 01:24:30,235 - Step in. - Oh, Mima. 1502 01:24:30,236 --> 01:24:32,472 - Oh, Josh! - Say, look, folks. 1503 01:24:32,473 --> 01:24:34,543 You know what brought this happy couple back together again? 1504 01:24:34,544 --> 01:24:36,312 It's Spotto, the Magic Love Potion. 1505 01:24:36,313 --> 01:24:38,417 Only $1 a bottle. 1506 01:24:38,418 --> 01:24:41,557 Come in, get happy. Reunites lovers. Cupid in a bottle! 1507 01:24:41,558 --> 01:24:43,294 - And he ruined my suit. - He did? 1508 01:24:43,295 --> 01:24:44,731 - Yes. - Come on! 1509 01:24:44,732 --> 01:24:47,369 I pay him for it, and you see what it did! 1510 01:24:47,370 --> 01:24:48,739 Come on! You go with us! 1511 01:24:48,740 --> 01:24:49,973 Here we go again! Josh! Beef! 1512 01:24:49,974 --> 01:24:51,543 What's the matter? 1513 01:24:51,544 --> 01:24:53,280 You ruined his suit! Now, you go with us! 1514 01:24:53,281 --> 01:24:54,851 Yeah, I know! Wait, wait, wait. 1515 01:24:54,852 --> 01:24:56,655 Here. Take it easy. 1516 01:24:56,656 --> 01:24:58,356 Josh, I'm going with them. 1517 01:24:58,357 --> 01:24:59,826 Oh! You're going with them! 1518 01:24:59,827 --> 01:25:01,630 Yes, I'm going with them. 1519 01:25:01,631 --> 01:25:02,732 Will you be gone long? 1520 01:25:02,733 --> 01:25:04,736 I'll check back from time to time. 1521 01:25:04,737 --> 01:25:06,507 I'll take over while you're gone. 1522 01:25:06,508 --> 01:25:08,044 - Yes, do. - But don't forget. 1523 01:25:08,045 --> 01:25:11,016 Patty-cake, patty-cake, baker's man. 1524 01:25:11,017 --> 01:25:12,573 Bake a cake as fast as you... 109386