Original subtitles

IN THE FALL OF 1969, THE DARROW CHEMICAL COMPANY,

UNDER CONTRACT TO THE U.S. ARMY,

CONDUCTED A SERIES OF SECRET EXPERIMENTS

WITH A NEW BIOLOGICAL WEAPON CALLED 245 TRIOXIN.

ACCORDING TO REPORTS, THE CHEMICAL WAS A CATALYST

IN GENETIC REACTIFICATION.

WHAT THIS MEANT AND WHY TRIOXIN WAS USEFUL,

HAS NEVER BEEN REVEALED.

BUT ONE THING IS CERTAIN.

TRIXOIN WAS SOON CONSIDERED TOO DANGEROUS AND VOLATILE,

EVEN FOR EXPERIMENTAL USE.

INTEREST IN THE LETHAL COMPOUND

WAS ABANDONED SEVERAL YEARS AGO.

THE ARMY WILL NOT COMMENT, OTHER THAN TO SAY

ALL TRIOXIN HAS SINCE BEEN DESTROYED.

[HEADPHONES] * I'VE GOT A SPACEHOPPER, BABY, BUT IT'S STRICTLY ONE SEATER *

* YOU'VE GOTTA HOLD ON, BABY, TO MY SPECIAL FEATURE *

* GONNA RIDE, GONNA RIDE, GONNA RIDE *

* GONNA RIDE WITH YOU *

* GONNA RIDE, GONNA RIDE, GONNA RIDE *

* GONNA RIDE WITH YOU *

* YEAH *

* I'VE GOT A HOP-HOPPER, BABY, BUT IT'S STRICTLY FOR HIRE *

* GONNA HIRE IT TO YOU, GONE HIGH, GONE HIGHER *

* GONNA RIDE, GONNA RIDE, GONNA RIDE *

* GONNA RIDE WITH YOU *

* GONNA RIDE, GONNA RIDE, GONNA RIDE *

* GONNA RIDE WITH YOU *

* ALL RIGHT *

* GONNA RIDE, GONNA RIDE, GONNA RIDE *

* GONNA RIDE WITH YOU *

* WITH YOU **

HEY. COME ON.

I TELL YOU A HUNDRED TIMES A DAY,

STAY OUT OF HERE.

DAMN.

ALL RIGHT!

PUT IT HERE.

GRAB IT.

GOOD.

NOW YOU GET TO BE IN THE CLUB.

I'M NOT THE JOINER TYPE.

YOU WOULDN'T WANT ME.

WE ALREADY VOTED. YOU'RE IN.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW.

YOU WANT TO SEE THE CLUBHOUSE?

UH...I'VE GOT HOMEWORK.

MY SISTER, SHE'S WAITING--

SCARED?

ME? SCARED? HA HA.

UH...

[CREAK]

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

A LITTLE OLD-FASHIONED FOR MY TASTE--

BURIAL, I MEAN.

I'M MORE INTO, YOU KNOW, CREMATION,

WHERE YOU SCATTER THE ASHES,

MAYBE EVEN HAVE

YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC PLAYING.

OK, OK! COME ON.

THERE IT IS.

THAT'S THE CLUBHOUSE?

WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING OF IT?

NO. IT'S GREAT.

OK, THEN! COME ON.

HEY, WAIT A SECOND.

WHO'S BURIED IN HERE?

I'LL SHOW YOU INSIDE.

I GOT TO GO.

WE GOT A MEETING.

THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T SCARED.

THAT WAS BEFORE.

INITIATION TIME.

HEY, LOOK AT THIS.

JEEZ!

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

IT MIGHT BE SUPPLIES.

WHAT KIND, THOUGH?

I DON'T KNOW. AMMO, COMBAT STUFF.

HEY, CHECK THIS OUT.

DON'T PLAY WITH THAT.

SHUT UP, WIMP!

FINDERS, KEEPERS. RIGHT?

YEAH.

UH!

HEY!

[AIR ESCAPES]

HUH! HUH!

AAH!

WAIT UP!

OH, SHIT!

OH, NO!

OH, SHIT!

IT'S THE ARMY!

THIS IS SERIOUS!

WE GOT TO CALL THAT NUMBER!

YOU'RE NOT TELLING THEM ABOUT THIS.

KNOW WHY?

LET ME OUT!

BECAUSE YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO.

LET ME OUT!

AAH!

WELL, HERE WE ARE.

OH, CREEP ME OUT!

JOEY, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS?

HE OFFERED ME 100 FOR A NIGHT'S WORK.

I CAN'T TURN THAT DOWN.

GRAB THE BAG, WILL YOU, KID?

WILL YOU BE IN THERE ALL NIGHT?

A COUPLE OF HOURS. YOU WAIT HERE.

GEE, THAT SOUNDS EXCITING.

TAKE IT EASY, BABY.

I DON'T WANT TO.

I WANT TO GO OUT,

SO WILL YOU HURRY UP?

OK.

OH.

AND WILL YOU BE CAREFUL, TOO, PLEASE?

GOD DAMN MUSHY STUFF.

[CREAK]

[BIRDS CAW]

WHAT IF SOMEBODY ASKS WHAT WE'RE DOING?

TELL THEM YOU'RE A GRAVEDIGGER.

THAT'S THE TRUTH,

ONLY WE TAKE THEM OUT

INSTEAD OF PUTTING THEM IN.

WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THEM?

THERE ARE CRAZIES WHO WANT SKULLS

FROM INTERRED BODIES.

THEY GOT TO HAVE BEEN INTERRED.

NOBODY WANTS SKULLS

THAT HAVEN'T ALREADY BEEN BURIED.

HOW WILL THEY KNOW THE DIFFERENCE?

IT'D BE DISHONEST

TO GIVE THEM SKULLS THAT WEREN'T BURIED.

JESUS.

[CREAK! SNAP!]

AAH!

OH!

OK. OK.

JUST A LITTLE DECAYED MATTER.

NOTHING TO GET UNHINGED ABOUT.

OH, SHIT!

HAVEN'T BEEN BACK FOR A LONG TIME.

LOUSY KIDS ARE ALWAYS POKING AROUND

IN MY GARDENS.

STAY COOL.

LOOK AT THAT!

OH, WHAT THE HELL.

HUH!

IF I CATCH YOU HERE AGAIN,

I KICK YOUR ASS AND CALL THE POLICE!

GUESS I'VE GOT A WAY WITH KIDS.

HA HA HA!

AW, WHAT A SHAME.

IT'S NOT EVEN RIPE.

DAMN KIDS HAVE NO RESPECT

FOR THE DEAD.

MAKES YOU SICK, DOESN'T IT?

YEAH.

WELL, LET'S GET STARTED.

YEAH.

TURN IT OVER. I GOT IT.

TAKE IT TO THE SIDE. PRESS OUT.

1, 2, 3. KEEP THEM APART.

DON'T LET THEM COME IN. 4, 3, 2.

DO THE FRONT. SWINGING THOSE ARMS.

STANDING TALL.

4, 3, 2.

NOW TO THE SIDE AGAIN. PRESS.

HEY, JESSE, MOM SAYS YOU FOLLOW THOSE RULES,

OR IT'S MY BUTT.

YOU FOLLOW THOSE RULES,

OR IT'S YOUR BUTT.

UP. AND TAKE IT DOWN.

FIRST ONE SAYS "HOMEWORK,"

AND YOU DON'T GO OUT UNTIL YOU FINISH IT.

NOW GET GOING!

WE'RE GOING TO DO THAT AGAIN.

[BEEP BEEP BEEP]

[BEEP BEEP]

[BEEPING FASTER]

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. I CAN'T BREATHE.

[COUGHING]

[THUNDER]

THAT'S A GOOD BOY.

YOU GOT IT.

OOH!

UGH.

NOT BAD.

NICE BIT OF RUMP IN HER TIME, HUH?

LOOKS CHOICE.

GET ME THE BAG.

WELL, OPEN IT, LIKE YOU DO IN THE STORE.

HA HA HA!

[THUNDER]

OH...

KISS, KISS. HA HA HA!

NOW YOU KNOW WHAT A BAGMAN IS.

THAT'S IT. I'M OUT OF HERE.

AH, COME OFF IT.

WHO'S GOING TO KNOW? HER?

HA HA HA!

BESIDES...

I'LL BET THAT GIRLFRIEND OF YOURS

WOULD SURE LIKE THIS.

HUH?

HUH?

YEAH.

HA HA HA!

WHAT IS THAT STUFF?

SWAMP GAS.

MAKES MY SKIN FEEL LIKE SLIMY ICE OR SOMETHING.

COME ON.

LET'S GET THIS ONE.

"1957."

PERFECT.

[THUNDER]

[THUNDER]

[THUNDER]

[THUNDER]

[COUGH]

[COUGH COUGH COUGH]

[THUNDER]

JESUS CHRIST! NOT AGAIN.

BETH, I'VE GOT TO HAVE THIS DAMN CAKE READY

FOR HOME EC TOMORROW MORNING.

HOW THE HELL DO YOU SEPARATE

A WHITE FROM A YOLK?

[DOORBELL RINGS]

HOLD ON A SEC.

COMING!

OH.

UH...HI.

I'M HERE TO INSTALL CABLE TV.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE THREE HOURS AGO.

YEAH, WELL, I'M...

THIS IS NEW AROUND HERE.

I GOT SORT OF LOST.

WAIT A MINUTE. AREN'T YOU, UH...

DON'T YOU GO TO CENTRAL?

SO? BIG DEAL.

YEAH. I WENT THERE.

I GRADUATED LAST YEAR. MAYBE YOU REMEMBER ME.

TOM ESSEX-- STUDENT COUNCIL, SWIM TEAM...

ALMOST.

NO.

NO, I DON'T REMEMBER YOU.

UM...TV IS IN HERE.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

I'VE GOT TO SEE BILLY!

HE'S NOT FEELING TOO WELL.

BUT I'VE GOT HIS HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT!

GIVE IT TO ME.

I'VE GOT TO SHOW IT TO HIM,

OR HE WON'T UNDERSTAND.

OK. MAKE IT QUICK.

BILLY?

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

[COUGH]

WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT DID YOU--

BELOW NORMAL?

ARE YOU KEEPING THIS UNDER YOUR TONGUE?

YOU DO FEEL COLD.

YOU OPENED THE THING!

SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS, AND YOUR ASS IS GRASS.

JESSE, THAT'S ALL NOW.

YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THIS, OR ELSE!

[COUGH COUGH COUGH]

[COUGH COUGH COUGH]

[COUGH COUGH]

HRRARGHH!

UH!

BRAINS!

OH...OH!

BRAINS!

RRARGHHH!

OH!

WHOOOAAH!

I WANT...

YOUR BRAINS!

UH! AH!

GIVE ME...

AAH!

BRAINS!

BRAINS!

OH, NO.

[COUGH COUGH]

[PTUI!]

EERGG...

UH! AH!

AH!

OOP!

YAA!

WHOOP!

UGH!

JOEY?

OK.

OK.

YAAHH!

DO YOU HEAR THAT?

SIT DOWN. HAVE A SANDWICH.

THE MISSUS MADE THEM.

NO, I THINK I'LL PASS.

[COUGHING]

YOU'RE RIGHT.

THERE'S A CHILL IN THE AIR TONIGHT.

[COUGH COUGH]

58 YEARS OLD,

CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL IN THIS WEATHER.

YEAH, YOU'LL END UP IN ONE OF THOSE.

NOT ME.

I'M GONNA GET ME CREMATED.

YOU'RE AFRAID SOME CREEP LIKE YOU

WILL STEAL YOUR HEAD.

WATCH YOUR TONGUE IF YOU LIKE THIS JOB.

LIKE THIS JOB?

LIKE THIS JOB!

JOEY?

AAH...

OK. OK, THAT IS IT.

I AM OUT OF HERE.

HARRR...

OH, SHIT!

SHIT!

HUH. HUH.

OK. OK. UM... THE VAN.

YOU CAN TAKE THE VAN. IT'S OVER THERE.

EII...

OH, FUCK THIS!

WHARGH...

AAH!

URGH...

AAH!

SHOULD'VE TAKEN THE CHICKEN SOUP.

HOLY JESUS, ED!

[GAGGING]

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!

ED. ED!

IS THERE SOMETHING I SHOULD KNOW?

OHH...OHH...

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!

OH!

OH!

OOOW!

OH! HOLY SHIT!

THIS IS BIG FUCKING TROUBLE!

OH!

AAH!

UH!

AAARGHHH!

EEE!

AAH!

JOEY! JOEY! KILL IT!

AAH!

AAH!

JOEY!

JOEY, WAIT FOR ME!

HUH! JOEY! JOEY!

COME ON!

SHIT!

JOEY, GET 'EM!

AAH!

AAH!

BRAINS!

BRAINS!

BRAINS!

WE GOT TO GET BRENDA.

BRENDA? WHAT ABOUT ME?

YOU SELFISH JERK!

LORD, FORGIVE ME. THEY'RE DEAD!

I THOUGHT YOU WERE FINISHED WITH THEM!

I GOT A FEELING HE'S NOT LISTENING.

WE GOT TO HANDLE THIS, WHATEVER IT IS.

FIRST WE GOT TO GET BRENDA.

NOT THAT WAY! THE ROAD.

AAH!

JOEY!

WHOA, BRENDA, HONEY, BABY!

ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU OK?

I'M OK, I'M OK. WHAT DID YOU DO?

NOTHING! IT'S MY SIN!

HAIL, MARY--

QUIT DOING THAT!

THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD--

SHUT UP!

SAVE THIS SINNER, PLEASE!

THERE'S LIGHTS OVER THERE!

AAH!

BRAINS!

BRAINS!

AAH!

OUT THERE!

LUCY! IN THE CEMETERY--

THIS HAND, IT CAME OUT OF THE GROUND

AND GRABBED AT ME!

UPSTAIRS, MISTER!

IN THE DRUM-- BIG, SLIMY!

WE'VE GOT TO CALL THE ARMY!

IT'S FOR REAL!

GREAT IMAGINATION!

LET'S GO. RIGHT NOW!

YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME.

I DON'T WANT ANY MORE TROUBLE OUT OF YOU!

LET ME CALL MOM.

DO NOT LEAVE THIS ROOM.

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE?

DAMN!

I CAN'T GO ANY FASTER!

PLEASE, SLOW DOWN!

GO SLOWER! PLEASE!

AAH!

WAIT FOR ME!

NO, DON'T LEAVE ME!

PLEASE!

ONE MOVE, AND YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!

PLEASE, PLEASE, DON'T SHOOT!

NO, DO IT! I DESERVE TO DIE!

CALL THE POLICE OR FIRE DEPARTMENT

OR THE S.W.A.T. TEAM!

ANYBODY! DO IT NOW!

RRARGHH!

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

AAH! AAH!

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

GET YOUR FAMILY OUT OF HERE!

OK. OK.

MILDRED! GET IN HERE.

[SHOUTING]

[BEEPING]

JESSE!

JESSE!

JESSE!

JESSE!

YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME.

NOW OPEN THIS DOOR!

LET ME IN THERE THIS MINUTE!

JESSE, IF YOU DON'T OPEN THIS DOOR,

I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!

THIS IS SECTION FOUR.

IS THIS THE ARMY?

OK, THAT DOES IT.

I'M GOING TO TELL MOM.

YOU'RE GOING TO BE GROUNDED FOR A MONTH!

DON'T JUST STAND THERE. DO SOMETHING!

NOW, THIS MIGHT CHIP THE PAINT.

DO IT.

GO AHEAD, PLEASE.

I'M CALLING ABOUT ONE OF THOSE DRUMS.

YOUR NAME, PLEASE?

JESSE WILSON.

HOLD, PLEASE. YOUR CALL IS BEING TRANSFERRED.

ALL RIGHT!

OH, OH!

HURRY UP!

[CLICK]

IT'S FOR THE COLONEL.

EXCUSE ME, SIR. IT'S FOR YOU.

COME ON, BABY. LET'S GO.

OH, BUT THAT'S STEALING!

OH, BUT THAT'S OK!

COME ON!

[COUGHS]

ARE YOU OK?

YEAH, I'M FINE.

GET STARTED!

HEY! HEY!

WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?

MAN...

WHICH WAY?

LEFT!

NO, RIGHT!

AAAH!

HELLO?

HELLO, THIS IS GLOVER.

HELLO?

HELLO, GLOVER HERE. HELLO!

[STATIC]

DAMN!

OH, MY GOD! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE HIM DO.

NOW HE'S KILLED SOMEONE, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!

YOU...YOU SCHMUCK!

I KNOW.

STOP IT! STOP IT!

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

OH, DEAR LORD, HELP ME.

GAAHH!

AAAHH!

UH...UH...

DID YOU SEE WHAT I SAW?

YEAH.

AAH!

RAAGH! RAAGH! RAAGH!

AAH! AAH!

HEY, YOU GUYS--

DID SOMEBODY GET HURT?

YES! YES! NO!

WAIT RIGHT HERE. I'LL CALL AN AMBULANCE.

WAIT HERE?

AAHH!

OOP!

I'M GOING TO TELL EVERYTHING!

JESSE, GET BACK HERE, YOU--

I HATE YOU.

I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.

LET ME GO!

I GOT TO CALL FOR HELP.

THE PHONE'S DEAD!

YOU'VE GOT TO HELP US, MISS.

I CAN'T HELP!

PLEASE HELP US!

I'LL CALL THE POLICE!

YOU GOT A GUN?

GET OUT OF HERE!

THE PHONE'S DEAD.

LET GO OF HER!

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

I UNDERSTAND. THAT'S HIT-AND-RUN.

NO, THEY'RE DEAD.

YEAH. YOU GUYS--

ALREADY DEAD!

TRUST ME-- DEAD, DEAD, DEAD.

FIND A PHONE.

HE'S RIGHT.

HIM, RIGHT? YOU'VE GOT NO IDEA.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT-- OH, JESUS.

JOEY?

I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.

JOEY?

OH, JESUS!

OH, GOD!

OH, NO!

OH!

NO! NO!

WHAT IS IT?

OH, GOD!

AAH! AAH!

AAH!

OH, MY GOD!

OW! OW! YOU SON OF A BITCH!

COME ON.

YOU BASTARD.

UHH!

OH, GOD!

GET RID OF IT, PLEASE! GET RID OF IT!

OHH!

OH, GOD!

[SOBBING]

GET IT OUT OF HERE.

GET THAT DAMN SCREWDRIVER OUT OF MY HEAD!

AAH! AAH!

I'VE GOT TO GET TO A PHONE!

JOEY, BABY, IT'S OK. WE'RE GOING TO--

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE GOING TO, BUT...

AAHH!

RRAA!

HELP!

HELP!

JESSE!

HELP!

ARRGH!

HELP HIM!

OH, GOD!

WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

WE GOT TO GET OUT.

WE KNOW. WE NEED A CAR.

DOC MANDEL'S GOT A CAR AND A PHONE--

WHERE IS THIS GUY?

TWO HOUSES OVER.

[GLASS BREAKING]

IT'S ALL CLEAR.

SHOW US THE WAY.

AAAHH!

WHAT?

I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE GONE DANCING!

GET HER OUT OF HERE NOW!

[CRASH]

OH, SHIT!

HELP ME! HELP ME, JESUS!

SIDE KICK, COUNT 1, 2, 3.

NOW TO THE FRONT. IT'S 1, 2, 3, AGAINST THIGHS.

1, 2, 3, NOW SINGLE COUNT.

FRONT, UP, UP,

AND SIDE, SIDE.

REACH UP, UP,

AND NOW THE HEEL-TOUCH. REACHING OUT. TAKE IT DOWN.

HURRY! HURRY!

WHICH WAY?

AAHH! AAHH!

THIS WAY! COME ON.

DO YOU WANT TO DIE?

THEY SEEM TO LIKE BRAINS,

SO MAYBE THEY'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE.

SHUT UP.

COME ON!

OHH! AHH!

I TOLD YOU-- NO MORE PRAYERS.

IT'S NOT THAT.

I DON'T FEEL SO HOT. LET ME REST.

REST? HE WANTS TO REST?

JOEY, HE'S THE DUMBEST GUY YOU'VE EVER WORKED WITH!

REST? YOU CAN'T REST NOW.

WE'RE ALMOST THERE. COME ON!

COME ON!

ARRGH!

OH, NO!

RUN! WE'RE ALMOST THERE!

THROUGH HERE! COME ON!

[GROANING]

GEORGE!

GEORGE, GO GET DR. MANDEL.

[GROANING]

GEORGE!

RAAHH! RAAHH!

GEORGE?

OH! OH!

OH, BILLY!

AAH!

[SOBBING]

BRAINS!

DOC MANDEL! OPEN UP!

OH, IT'S YOU.

WHY AREN'T YOU PLAYING IN TRAFFIC?

HOW DID YOU GET IN? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

WHERE ARE YOUR CAR KEYS?

WHY? ARE WE GOING SOMEWHERE?

AAH!

THERE SEEM TO BE HOOLIGANS

TERRORIZING THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

NO, IT'S THE DEAD.

THEY'VE COME BACK TO LIFE.

THE DEAD? DEAD WHAT?

PEOPLE! WE NEED YOUR CAR.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED A HEARSE.

THERE'S NO TIME FOR THIS!

LOOK, I'M SORRY, SIR,

BUT WE NEED YOUR CAR KEYS NOW!

MUST BE AN EMERGENCY.

NO DUH!

OH, WELL...

OH, I'M SORRY, MY BOY, BUT THIS CAR IS CHERRY.

NO ONE DRIVES THE PRINCESS BUT ME.

JUST MOVE IT.

YAA!

OH, MY GOD! IT'S-- IT'S, UM...HARVEY!

HARVEY KRAMER!

HARVEY, IT'S ME. REMEMBER ME?

HARVEY, IT WASN'T MY FAULT. WE RAN OUT OF TYPE-O.

IT'S COMING!

CHERRY, HUH?

WELL, IT WAS CHERRY.

THE DOOR, THE DOOR!

IT WON'T GO.

GO! GO!

FORGET IT.

YOU WOULDN'T--

AAH!

HEY, YOU GHOULMATES, GET OFF THE CAR!

OH, NO! NOW WHAT DO WE DO?

[SHOUTING]

OH! OH!

30 YEARS I'VE OWNED THIS AUTO,

AND I'VE NEVER PUT A SCRATCH ON IT.

GIVE ME THAT WHEEL!

HEY, COME ON!

[GROANING]

HE'S NOT GOING TO THROW UP, IS HE?

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? PUSH THE BUTTON.

OUT THE WINDOW! I JUST HAD THIS CAR WAXED.

RAAGH!

AAH!

NOW THERE'S A BODY ON THE CAR!

AAH!

GET IT OUT OF HERE!

AAH! AAH!

AAH! AAH!

AAH!

I DON'T THINK IT'S ANYTHING TO GET EXCITED ABOUT.

IT'S ONLY A SEVERED HAND.

WHY IS EVERYONE SO EXCITED?

WHOA!

MAYBE NOT! WHOA!

AAH! THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW!

JOEY? JOEY!

WE GOT TO GET TO A HOSPITAL.

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU CHEESE DIP!

STAY AWAY FROM ME.

WHERE'S THE EMERGENCY ROOM?

NO! WE'VE GOT TO GO TO THE POLICE STATION.

WILL YOU SHUT UP?

GOD!

I THINK SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT WITH THOSE GUYS.

I FEEL SO...I JUST GOT THIS FEELING.

YEAH. ME, TOO.

NO, IT'S...

IT'S LIKE WE'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.

IT'S LIKE A DREAM, THIS WHOLE THING--

YOU, ME, THEM...

[ALL SHOUTING]

ANYBODY HERE?

DEAD.

DON'T SAY THAT WORD.

WHY? DAMN IT, WHY? WHERE'D THEY ALL GO?

HELLO?

WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

WHEN ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO WAKE UP?

NOBODY CAN HELP US EXCEPT--

A TRAINED PHYSICIAN, SUCH AS MYSELF.

HOLD THIS, MY SON.

AH, YES, YES, YES.

WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?

WHEN DID YOU TWO HAVE YOUR LAST BOWEL MOVEMENT?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT A CATHETER IS?

THEY GOT TO HAVE POLICE, EMERGENCY STUFF--

SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE!

I'LL LOOK AROUND TOWN.

NOT WITHOUT ME!

YOU STAY PUT.

I SAW IT. I KNOW STUFF.

KID'S GOT A POINT.

THAT'LL BE THE DAY.

IF WE'RE GOING, LET'S GO.

WE'LL BE A TEAM.

TEAMS SUCK.

SAY AH.

AH...

MM-HMM.

HUH!

WHAT IS IT? WHAT'S WRONG?

IS HE OK?

LET'S LOOK AT THE TONGUE.

HEH HEH HEH.

OH, MY GOD.

WHAT?

WHAT-- WHAT IS IT?

WE'RE GOING TO DO A BIOPSY.

IS IT CANCER?

IF WE'RE LUCKY.

OH, NOOOO!

YOU NOTICE SOMETHING FUNNY?

YEAH, LIKE NO PEOPLE.

YEAH, LIKE THAT.

COME ON, KID.

OH, THANK GOD.

HEY! HEY!

HEY, OVER HERE!

OVER HERE!

HEY! FRESH BRAINS!

BRAINS!

OH, NO.

OH, GOD.

GET IN THE CAR.

[ENGINE WON'T START]

COME ON!

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

GOD DAMN CAR!

COME ON!

AAH!

OH, COME ON!

AAH!

[ENGINE STARTS]

COME ON!

I'M NOT OUT OF GRADE SCHOOL,

AND I'M GOING TO DIE.

GRAMPS. THERE'S GRAMPS' STREET!

WE SHOULD GET THE OTHERS.

TURN DOWN THERE!

THERE ARE LIGHTS ON.

WAIT A SECOND.

GRAMPS?

HOLD ON.

GRAMPS!

GRANDPA?

[GLASS BREAKING]

YOU KNOW HOW TO, UH... USE ONE OF THOSE?

YOU DO KNOW HOW TO PULL A TRIGGER, DON'T YOU?

SURE. DO YOU?

SHE'S JUNIOR CLASS CHAMPION FOR THE WHOLE STATE.

HERE'S YOURS.

OH, TERRIFIC! GREAT.

WHAT CAN I SHOOT WITH THIS, MICE?

LOOK. THOSE THINGS OUT THERE,

THEY'RE UGLY, DIRTY, AND DUMB.

I DON'T CARE IF THEY ARE DEAD.

I HATE THEM. THERE'S NO WAY THEY'RE TOUCHING ME.

GREAT.

MAKE MY NIGHT.

[GROANING]

[GROANING]

YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME!

LET'S GET MOVING.

THOSE THINGS ARE EVERYWHERE.

UM...WOULD YOU COME OVER HERE, PLEASE?

YOU WILL ALSO NOTICE

THERE IS NO PUPILARY RESPONSE.

OHH.

NO, UH...

REFLEXES.

OBVIOUS LIVIDITY,

SUGGESTING CHRONIC, INTRACTABLE RIGOR MORTIS.

IS IT SERIOUS?

IS DEAD SERIOUS?

AAH!

BUT THEY CAN TALK.

OH, I HURT!

I CAN'T MOVE MY ARMS OR LEGS.

YOU CALL THIS DEAD?

THEY'RE NOT DEAD, YOU JERK!

HAVE YOU NOTICED HE'S NOT BREATHING?

CARE TO CHECK HIS HEARTBEAT?

OHH! IT HURTS!

IN MY OPINION, THEY SHOULD BE CONTAINED.

CONTAINED?

BAGGED.

BAGGED?

BAGGED.

OHH, ME!

[FEEDBACK]

HELLO? HELLO.

[FOOTSTEPS]

[DOOR CLOSES]

[SNIFF SNIFF]

MMM.

[SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF]

AAH!

BRAIN!

OK, YOU MOTHER.

WHAT'S THAT?

[WHIMPERING]

OOH.

BLRRG!

ARGHH!

BRAIN!

HEY. STAY.

SHOOT IT!

[CLICK]

JEEZ!

AHH!

[CLICK]

[CLICK]

OH, GOD!

AAH!

COME ON.

[SNORTING]

[ROARING]

OH, NO!

OHH!

SHH, SHH.

OH, NO, NO, NO.

YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT.

YOU WERE GOING TO LEAVE HIM HERE.

WE'RE GOING TO FIND A REAL DOCTOR!

YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE.

SHUT UP!

YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE!

NO, NO, NO. YOU DON'T WANT--

[CLANG]

YOU DID.

[GRUNTING]

GET OUT OF HERE!

NO!

OH, SHIT!

HEY!

HEY!

* WHOA-OH-OH *

THEY WOULDN'T STEAL MY--

THEY WOULDN'T-- THEY DID!

DAMN IT!

* A HOT SUMMER NIGHT *

ALL RIGHT!

* FEEL LIKE A NET *

* I'VE GOTTA FIND MY BABY YET *

* I NEED YOU *

DON'T YOU WORRY, BABE.

I'M GOING TO GET YOU HELP.

PROFESSIONALS, THE BEST.

OHH!

SHUT UP!

AAH!

SHUT UP!

I'M TELLING YOU, SARGE.

WE CLEARED OUT THE TOWN.

WE SHOULD BE WAY OVER HERE.

DON'T COME ANY CLOSER!

I NEED A DOCTOR!

ARE YOU SICK?

NO!

HE NEEDS HELP, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!

FORGET IT, LADY! NOBODY LEAVES THIS TOWN.

WHY NOT?

PLAGUE!

PLAGUE? THIS IS NO PLAGUE!

THEY'RE DEAD!

I MEAN, I MEAN...

NOT FOR-REAL DEAD,

LIKE SICK DEAD!

THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON INSIDE OR ANYTHING.

UH! UH! UH!

OK, SARGE.

LET'S PUSH ALONG, DON'T YOU THINK?

LET'S MOVE OUT.

NO!

WAIT. NO, I CAN EXPLAIN.

I CAN EXPLAIN. PLEASE!

OK, LADY. WE'LL SEND THE MEDICS, ALL RIGHT?

AAH!

ED! ED, QUIT IT!

ED!

GOD DAMN!

AAH!

LEAVE HIM, HE'S DEAD.

GET UP HERE NOW!

OK, SARGE. I'M COMING.

I'M COMING.

AHH.

TAKE IT EASY, ED.

TRUST ME.

OK?

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

OH!

[GROWLING]

[SCREAMING AND SHOUTING]

[GROANING]

LET'S GO UP WEAVER STREET.

NO. RICHMOND'S FASTER.

AND BRIGHTER.

LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE.

SON OF A BITCH!

[BARKING]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I KNOW. THEY'RE DEAD.

I'LL KILL THEM ANYWAY.

OH, MY GOD.

ONE FOR THE GOOD GUYS.

[SIREN]

BRILLIANT.

BRILLIANT!

BRAINS!

BRAINS! BRAINS!

BRAINS!

BRAINS!

[SOBBING]

BRENDA!

HELP ME!

IT HURTS SO BAD!

JOEY...

I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN!

UUGH.

DON'T WORRY, BABY. I'LL GET YOU THERE.

DON'T WORRY.

LET ME EAT YOUR BRAINS.

AAH!

AAH!

BRAINS!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

BRENDA, LET ME HAVE THEM!

I'M THE ONE WHO LOVES YOU!

BRENDA!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

OH! OH!

AAH!

BRENDA!

JOEY! YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME!

OH, BRENDA, YOUR BRAINS SMELL SO GOOD,

SO-- SO RICH AND SPICY.

SPICY?

YEAH.

JOEY, I AM NOT INTO DEAD GUYS!

HUH? OH...

[WHIMPERING]

AAH!

HONEY, IT'S ONLY ME.

[WHIMPERING]

OK, OK.

OK. TAKE ME, BABY.

OOH... AAH!

RIGHT!

LET'S GET TO A CALL BOX!

NO WAY.

HE'S RIGHT, SON.

WHAT THE--

WHAT'S GOING ON? I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!

LOOK!

SOLDIERS?

IT'S OK. THEY'RE OURS!

COMMENCE FIRING!

I DON'T THINK THEY KNOW THAT.

HEY, WAIT! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

THEY THINK WE'RE THEM.

YOU MEAN THOSE THINGS?

DON'T YOU GET IT?

THAT'S WHY THE TOWN'S EMPTY.

THEY EVACUATED THE WHOLE PLACE.

INTERESTING SITUATION.

SOLDIERS IN FRONT, ZOMBIES IN BACK.

MAYBE WE SHOULD SLIP OFF THE SIDE

AND HAVE A COCKTAIL.

NO?

HELLO? HELLO, IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE?

COME IN, COME IN.

CAN YOU HEAR ME?

IS ANYBODY OUT THERE?

HELLO?

WHERE SHOULD WE GO?

COME TO THE HOSPITAL.

WE'RE COMING!

HOLD IT, HOLD IT!

COULD YOU TELL ME

WHO THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS?

UH, HARRY TRUMAN.

WHO'S HARRY TRUMAN?

THEY WANT BRAINS, WE'LL GIVE THEM BRAINS.

COME ON!

OK, JESSE. NOW, REMEMBER.

NO FUNNY STUFF.

IF YOU HEAR ANYTHING, JUST SHOUT.

OK, OK!

[GROANING]

I JOINED THE ARMY TO SEE THE WORLD, NOT THIS.

GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF! YOU'RE AN AMERICAN SOLDIER!

WE GOT A FIREFIGHT ON OUR HANDS.

ENEMY'S ALREADY DEAD.

IT'S A BEAUT!

ALL RIGHT, YOU DEAD SONS-OF-BITCHES.

I'M BLOWING YOUR TIRED, UGLY ASSES RIGHT BACK TO HELL!

YEAH.

AAH!

[TIRES SQUEALING]

[HORNS HONKING]

[CHEERING]

* NOW I'M STANDING ALONE IN THE NIGHT *

* AND HOPELESSLY WAIT FOR THE DAWN *

* STANDING ALONE IN THE NIGHT... *

HELP! HELP! OVER HERE!

OVER HERE!

[CHEERING]

BRAINS! BRAINS!

[ALL SHOUTING]

JESSE?

JESSE!

I TOLD HIM! I TOLD HIM!

DON'T WORRY. WE'LL FIND HIM.

MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO FIND HIM.

I THINK YOU DO.

I BET YOU THINK I'M A REAL IDIOT, DON'T YOU?

NO, I THINK YOU'RE GREAT.

[ALL SHOUTING]

[TIRES SCREECH]

GET UP!

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

I GOT NEWS FOR YOU.

WE SURVIVE, WE SURVIVE TOGETHER.

YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

I'M SORRY.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

YOU READY TO WORK?

[HORN HONKS]

READY, SON?

KEEP THOSE BRAINS COMING!

CHOW TIME!

CHOW TIME!

GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE COLD!

FRESH BRAINS!

NICE FRESH BRAINS!

COLD FRESH BRAINS!

SPEED IT UP!

BIG WHOPPERS!

AH, YES. I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF BRAINS.

GIVE ME SOME MORE, SON.

SHOOT 'EM TO ME!

BRAINS! YEAH!

COLD FRESH BRAINS!

BRAINS!

GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE FRESH!

EAT UP! NICE COLD BRAINS!

CHOW TIME! COLD FRESH BRAINS!

CLOSE.

COME ON.

COME ON.

YEAH.

IS THAT IT?

[ALARM SOUNDS]

OK.

[ALARM]

[GROWLING]

[GROWLING]

JESSE!

[GROWLING]

COME ON!

COME ON!

AAH!

[BANGING]

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

THE WALKIE-TALKIE.

WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

DOC WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO.

[STATIC]

WELL...

HOW DO YOU DO?

[STATIC]

OH...

[BANGING]

[GROWLING]

MOM GIVES ME THAT LOOK

WHEN SHE WANTS ME TO VOLUNTEER FOR DISHES.

THE KEYS ARE IN THE IGNITION.

YOU CAN'T SEND HIM OUT THERE.

YOU GOT TO START IT.

TURN THE KEY.

[ENGINE STALLS]

[STATIC]

DOC MANDEL HERE.

ERRRGH!

WHO'S THIS?

BRAINS!

BRAINS!

NOW LET THE CLUTCH OUT SLOWLY.

CLUTCH, SHIFT, CLUTCH.

GOT IT?

GOT IT.

HERE WE GO.

WE'RE MOVING! WE'RE MOVING!

ALL RIGHT!

OH, HORSE PUCKEY!

BRAINS!

[HONKS HORN]

YOU TOLD, YOU TOLD.

NOW YOU DIE LIKE ME.

[GROWLING]

AHH!

THAT'S WHY YOU'RE DEAD, ASS WIPE.

NO BRAINS AND A BIG MOUTH.

OH, HURRY, JESSE! HURRY!

I DID REMEMBER YOU.

WOW!

EXCUSE ME.

YOUR FLY IS OPEN.

HI. GOOD-BYE.

YOU JERK-OFF!

HMM.

MUST HAVE BEEN A FUSE.

GET THESE GUYS TOGETHER.

MOVE THAT UP FRONT, EVERYBODY.

GET A CASE OF BODY BAGS DOWN HERE.

LET'S GO.

I WANT A TRUCK OVER IN THIS AREA.

YOU MEN, CHECK BEHIND THE BUILDING.

GO LOOK!

YOU DID GOOD, KID.

THANKS.

YOU'RE STILL A LITTLE SHIT,

BUT I LOVE YOU.

THE FEELING'S MUTUAL.

HOW ABOUT A BITE TO EAT?

I MEAN... WELL, YOU KNOW.

MAYBE WE COULD HAVE A LITTLE GLASS OF SOMETHING,

A LITTLE LIBATION, HEH HEH HEH!

SON, YOU EVER HAD A SHIRLEY TEMPLE?

NO.

A HORSE'S NECK?

NO.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A GROWN MAN DRUNK?

YES.

OH, COME ON, GUY. BACK OFF WITH THAT THING.

I GOT GAS! BLERGH!

DON'T HIT A GIRL WHEN SHE'S DOWN!

OH! OH!

AAH!

[COUGH COUGH]

OK. NO MORE BRAINS. YOU WIN.

FOR NOW!

* FLESH TO FLESH AND BITE TO BITE *

* IT'S GONNA BE WILD TONIGHT *

* I CAN FEEL IT COMING *

* IT'S GONNA BE WILD TONIGHT *

* BEWARE OF THE NIGHTTIME PEOPLE *

* WHO'S WALKING WHERE? *

* COAL BLACK BODIES WITH BLOOD RED EYES *

* DEAD SOULS EVERYWHERE *

* SUN SCREECHES IN THE AIR *

* IT'S GONNA BE WILD TONIGHT *

* FLESH TO FLESH AND BITE TO BITE *

* IT'S GONNA BE WILD TONIGHT *

* I CAN FEEL IT COMING *

* IT'S GONNA BE WILD TONIGHT *

* MOVING FORWARD IN SLOW MOTION *

* DANCING LIKE A PART-TIME THRILLER *

* YOU GOT NO CLASS BAD MANNERS *

* ACTING LIKE A STONE GODZILLA *

* BUT, BABY THEY'RE FULL-TIME KILLERS *

* IT'S GONNA BE WILD TONIGHT *

* FLESH TO FLESH AND BITE TO BITE *

* IT'S GONNA BE WILD TONIGHT *

* I CAN FEEL IT COMING *

* IT'S GONNA BE WILD TONIGHT *

* TONIGHT, TONIGHT COULD BE THE STRANGEST NIGHT *

* TONIGHT, TONIGHT BUILDING UP AN APPETITE *

* TONIGHT, TONIGHT I SAY WE GOTTA RUN *

* GOTTA HIDE *

* EVIL SMILES ON GRAVEYARD FACES *

* ALL DRESSED TO KILL *

* THEY GOT NO MERCY AND NO LIMITATIONS *

* THEY'RE FINDING THE PERFECT THRILL *

* IT LOOKS LIKE THEY PROBABLY WILL *

* IT'S GONNA BE WILD TONIGHT *

* FLESH TO FLESH AND BITE TO BITE *

* IT'S GONNA BE WILD TONIGHT *

* I CAN FEEL IT COMING *

* IT'S GONNA BE WILD *

* IT'S GONNA BE WILD TONIGHT *

* FLESH TO FLESH AND BITE TO BITE *

* IT'S GONNA BE WILD TONIGHT *

* I CAN FEEL IT I CAN FEEL IT *

* IT'S GONNA BE WILD TONIGHT *

* FLESH TO FLESH AND BITE TO BITE *

* FLESH TO FLESH AND BITE TO BITE *

* FLESH TO FLESH AND BITE TO BITE *

* FLESH TO FLESH AND BITE TO BITE *

* FLESH TO FLESH AND BITE TO BITE *

* FLESH TO FLESH AND BITE TO BITE *