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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:43,960 It's beautiful! 4 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:53,560 We need to fix that... 5 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,880 using the same materials... 6 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:57,320 Right. I'm off! 7 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:58,640 Here's my drill. 8 00:01:58,840 --> 00:01:59,800 See you later. 9 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,280 No drills at work? 10 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:05,400 In construction, but unconstructive! 11 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:06,480 Thanks Dad. 12 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:07,480 Good one! 13 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:08,760 Thanks Dad. 14 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:10,000 Here. 15 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:15,320 Here's David. 16 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:18,600 Delivery man! 17 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:19,800 8 at the hotel. 18 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,280 Already here, babe? 19 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:31,120 Oh, my pussycat! I'd forgotten you! 20 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:34,000 Look at your new house! 21 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:46,600 What's up, puss? 22 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:53,440 It's a pile of rot here! 23 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:56,560 The ceilings are original! 24 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,160 Easy to rip out! 25 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:01,520 Right, we'll have the charm removed! 26 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:03,720 For now, we've lots to do! 27 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:06,560 It's nice. I can't say I don't like it... 28 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,040 but you're miles from Paris! 29 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:10,880 How did you find it? 30 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:12,880 A will that Dad handled. 31 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:14,800 Empty for 30 years. 32 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,760 Did Dad put up the money? 33 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:19,400 No, we took out a 20-year mortgage. 34 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:23,160 Oh, yes! 35 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:24,640 Your pool table! 36 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,200 It takes up the whole room! 37 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:28,680 Put it in the cellar! 38 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:31,000 No way! It'll warp and go mouldy! 39 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:32,440 You break. 40 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:35,080 It's the only thing I brought! 41 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:48,280 Take it easy! 42 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:50,560 I'm a doctor, not a mover. 43 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:52,440 You drive a medics' truck. 44 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:54,880 You're happy to use the truck! 45 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,360 - And I'm on call. - Oh yeah? 46 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:00,520 They beep you to park? 47 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:02,400 I need a beer. 48 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:14,720 Hot stuff, Mr Italy! 49 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:17,920 - Mark! Come quick! - What's up? 50 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:20,120 What's the matter? 51 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:21,840 - Pretty fast! - OK! 52 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:24,880 Wait! I was thinking about this room... 53 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:27,160 it's quiet, it's next to ours... 54 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:30,880 it's light, it's ideal for a... 55 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:32,680 Home cinema! Brilliant! 56 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:36,600 We black out the windows... two speakers here! Great idea! 57 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:39,240 - Can we start now? - Yeah! 58 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:46,640 Mark! Emma! I'm off! 59 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,920 - Bye. - Have fun, babe! 60 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:53,360 She has gym class with Pablo, her Cuban coach. 61 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,120 - I need a beer. - On a Sunday? 62 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:57,880 Yeah, he works hard. Sundays too. 63 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:01,880 A great guy. Charges one hour, but she stays all evening! 64 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:03,280 Right. 65 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:09,000 - I'm up at 5 for an early flight. - Where to? 66 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:11,720 Pompeii. A new dig at the baths. 67 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:14,280 - Boring! - For guys who like pool! 68 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:17,360 I didn't tell you... 69 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:20,040 It's never been excavated before! 70 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:21,960 Never open to the public! 71 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:23,480 Can you imagine? 72 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:27,120 Huh? Oh, yeah, that's great. 73 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:30,760 - Come with me. - I can't. 74 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:32,960 There's too much to do here! 75 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:36,040 Don't forget to put up the wardrobe! 76 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:37,760 OK. 77 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:39,280 Don't be long. 78 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:43,520 And the stairs... 79 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:45,000 fix that step! 80 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:47,440 It's dangerous... and tidy up, OK? 81 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:49,200 Maldini, shut up! 82 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:51,200 You're not sleeping here? 83 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:53,000 Come to our place. 84 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:55,440 Why? It's my home. I'm not scared. 85 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:58,920 Valerie would be pleased. She really likes you. 86 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,040 Let's go! 87 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:05,640 Shame! A mile wide! 88 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:08,040 - I slipped! - You choked! 89 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:09,640 Give me the chalk! 90 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:11,600 You blew it! 91 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:13,960 Isn't Emma anti-spliff? 92 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:14,880 So? 93 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:17,680 So you're deceiving her! 94 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:21,680 Not really. 95 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:27,800 Watch my retro shot. Only one other guy can do it. 96 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:34,600 Was that you? 97 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:38,760 Right! A dirty trick! 98 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:08,480 Can you hear that? 99 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:11,760 Emma, can you hear it? 100 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:14,080 What? 101 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:15,840 The music! 102 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:19,880 What music? 103 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:22,640 There... that music! 104 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:25,320 Damn! It's scratched! 105 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:27,440 There's no music, love. 106 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:30,080 Not any more. 107 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,800 You were dreaming. 108 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:52,840 Carlos, how's tricks? 109 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:56,200 - Frank. Mr Trayner. - You part-time now? 110 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:59,040 Sorry for the slight delay. 111 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:00,600 We just moved house. 112 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:03,360 - You know how it is. - No I don't. 113 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:06,680 Be on time, or you're home all day, every day! 114 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:08,200 Capito! As you say! 115 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:09,880 Absolutely. 116 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:18,280 Yeah, it's great! 117 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:19,600 We're working a lot. 118 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,880 It's really great! Wait... 119 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:24,800 - Later! - What's that? 120 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:28,520 Patricians. 121 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:29,920 Washing. 122 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:32,280 No. They're buttfucking. 123 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:35,360 No question about it. They're buttfucking. 124 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:37,440 Yes! 125 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,200 For fuck's sake! 126 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,160 What the hell is that! 127 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:28,440 Sorry! 128 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:30,240 - You? Here? - It was open. 129 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:33,000 Emma's away. I thought I'd drop by. 130 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,920 I brought us a wee drink. 131 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:37,600 But no glasses in the kitchen. 132 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,640 So it's you. 133 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:46,320 Taking photos of my ass. 134 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:49,000 Making dicks with pool balls. 135 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:51,840 Dicks with what? 136 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,280 You find it funny? 137 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:54,840 What are you on about? 138 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:56,920 Is something wrong? 139 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:00,800 No, I'm fine, me! 140 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,440 But what's your game? 141 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:04,760 Nothing! 142 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,440 I'm sorry... I was wrong about you. 143 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:09,800 I think so! 144 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:12,480 Right. 145 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:13,880 Bye! 146 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:21,480 Otherwise... 147 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:23,440 Don't tell Emma. 148 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:25,480 Yes. I mean no. 149 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:26,400 Yeah. 150 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:03,360 Quiet please! Some of us are trying to sleep! 151 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:04,800 Thank you! 152 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:16,880 No reply, and she's in my bed. 153 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:17,960 Yes, sir. 154 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:30,320 He doesn't answer? 155 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:34,200 When the cat's away... 156 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:03,080 - What's up? - I can't see! 157 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,080 I need a flashlight. 158 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,720 Shame Emma's gone. 159 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,400 You into chicks now? Bad boy, Ivan! 160 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:28,400 My men are waiting! 161 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,200 You can put it down now! 162 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:33,680 - Hello. - Hi, love. 163 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,520 - It's me! - Hi honey! 164 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:38,960 - I'll call back. - We found a great mosaic! 165 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:42,080 - It's Justinian! - Great! A mosaic! Super! 166 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:45,440 - I can't talk now. - Did you do the wardrobe? 167 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:47,160 The wardrobe? 168 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:51,080 - Yeah. It's good. - Wait... 169 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,200 Did you go out? 170 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,400 - No. - You slept at home? 171 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,280 I'll call you back. Love you. 172 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:02,920 It's fine, it's all arranged! 173 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:41,560 Is somebody there? 174 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:14,760 I'd better not tell Emma. She'll freak. 175 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000 No pool tonight, David. 176 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,200 Right, I'm scared of a good thrashing. 177 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:29,680 Emma's back tomorrow, and I have to do... 178 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,120 the wardrobe! 179 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:33,400 Hang on! 180 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:40,800 Mark... 181 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,160 Modena. 182 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:45,760 Pavarotti's town? 183 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:46,800 Exactly! 184 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,360 Well, even cops love painting! 185 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:51,000 So... 186 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:52,960 Traces of a break-in? 187 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:54,920 No break-in. 188 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:58,240 No break-in? So what was stolen? 189 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:01,360 - Nothing. - Hold on... 190 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,280 Nothing stolen or broken? 191 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:05,760 - What did they do? - Drawings and... 192 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,920 they put up a wardrobe. 193 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,080 They put up a what? 194 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:11,680 A wardrobe. 195 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:13,960 And the ironing. Even my jeans. 196 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,520 With a crease. 197 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,000 Phil! 198 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:22,080 - Listen, Mr Modena! - I know... 199 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:23,480 It's terrible... 200 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:27,160 we can't fight gangs doing wardrobes and ironing... 201 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:28,400 Right. 202 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,320 ...but we're quite effective drug-wise. 203 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,840 I didn't see this. But next time, I might! 204 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,720 Fine, that's good of you. 205 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:41,920 It's not even mine. But I guess it was in my house. 206 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:43,280 Good night. 207 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,640 You scared me! 208 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:26,080 - It's you! - You're not asleep? 209 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:28,960 - You put up the wardrobe! - Yeah! 210 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:30,480 Absolutely! 211 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:35,320 - You're hiding something! - No, why? 212 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:37,680 Your mistress does your ironing? 213 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,760 In fact, I started doing it myself. 214 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,800 It's very relaxing. 215 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:47,840 You're back already? 216 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:49,800 I wanted to surprise you. 217 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,240 What's the matter? 218 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:03,120 - You hear that? - What? 219 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:04,360 There... can you hear it? 220 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:07,880 No, I can't hear anything... come on! 221 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:11,560 "Ra-ra-Rasputin, na-na-na love machine..." 222 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,560 If you're not in the mood... 223 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,120 No, I swear... listen! 224 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:17,480 It's scratched! 225 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:18,600 It's stopped. 226 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:20,800 Give up the joints! 227 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:22,920 Rubbish! I don't smoke! 228 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:26,560 OK, but you hear Russians, singing: "Rasputin, etc..." 229 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:29,000 They're not Russians. It's Boney M. 230 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:35,200 I'm just saying, they're not Russians. It's Boney M, black guys. 231 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:40,840 Mark, are you sure you feel OK? 232 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:46,560 Oh yes, you feel fine! 233 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:51,080 - You feel just fine! - I feel very fine! 234 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,720 An ass like a docker! 235 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,800 Clumsy! She deserves better! 236 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,640 Forget the girl, Bert! 237 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,560 - There! - What! 238 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,000 Ivan's dancing. Fancy a quickie? 239 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,680 There! The guy's ass! 240 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:11,560 - What guy's ass? - There! 241 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:13,600 You saw it! On the wall! 242 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,280 Please, stop it! 243 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:18,600 A guy showed me his ass... 244 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,040 and asked if... I fancied a... 245 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:22,600 if I wanted... 246 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,480 Great! Was it a nice ass? 247 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,520 Did it turn you on? 248 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:45,920 What now? Come to bed! 249 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,120 I'm just going for some water. 250 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,080 What the fuck? 251 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,320 There you are! 252 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,840 What the hell's going on? 253 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:32,280 Come to watch the fags, eh? 254 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:35,040 Michael Raffin, gay and proud of it! 255 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:37,200 - Fascist! - You what? 256 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,840 Where's your chick? 257 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:40,840 Got any blow? I'm all out! 258 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:45,320 He's all rumply! 259 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,880 Not hanging too heavy down there? 260 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,120 The material I mean! 261 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:52,720 What's the fabric? 262 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,840 Enough! Be nice to our intruder! 263 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:59,680 I'm John, but my friends call me Shaggy. 264 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:02,720 - This is my fucking house! - Have a drink. 265 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,440 That's my wine! 266 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,240 "My house!", "My wine". Chill, man! 267 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,920 A little green, maybe. No effect at all. 268 00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:23,840 '76 is young, though. Needs to age. 269 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:27,120 So, Mark. We need to talk. 270 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,720 You're cool, but this is our home. 271 00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:31,600 - Private. - Your home? 272 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,520 Maybe we can help each other out. 273 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,080 You can crash here for a while. 274 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:38,960 Sure. Thanks! 275 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:43,360 We've been here for ages. But we need a change. 276 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:46,600 - Any ideas? - Out! Or it's the cops! 277 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,400 The boys in blue! 278 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,600 I prefer firemen! I'm Giles. 279 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,680 I'm a rep with BASF. 280 00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,840 They're showing off. Fags! 281 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,400 I'm not. You know? 282 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,600 I just come to dance! 283 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,720 So dance away! And take your pals with you! 284 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:08,920 OK? 285 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,360 OK. 286 00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:17,680 You don't get it! 287 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,480 What's going on? 288 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,600 Don't worry, it's alright. 289 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,160 And the shovel? 290 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,040 Don't touch me! 291 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:29,640 - It's for them! - There's nobody there! 292 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,520 Shut up! 293 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,800 You're drinking at night, now? 294 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:39,360 It's not me who's drinking, it's them! 295 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,400 They opened our wine. Stop it! 296 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:43,960 Mark, you're insane! 297 00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:46,120 - Call the cops! - Quiet! 298 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:49,640 - Call the cops! - Why? 299 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:50,720 You're nuts! 300 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,960 - What? - You're nuts! 301 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,960 I'm nuts? 302 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:57,400 So what do you call this, then? 303 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:00,360 A cellar. 304 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,800 Emma! You can see this shit! 305 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,720 OK. You're fun guys, and great dancers... 306 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:19,480 I don't care who you are... 307 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,240 but get lost! OK! 308 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,320 The boys in blue! 309 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,360 OK, great! 310 00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:27,480 I'll call them myself! 311 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,520 It's always the same. Never there when you need them. 312 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:35,600 Stop it, Mark! Stop it! 313 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,360 You saw it down there! 314 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,720 You're scaring me! You're mad! 315 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,880 Are you blind, or what? You saw those guys! 316 00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:46,960 - What's your game? - My game? 317 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:50,720 Have you seen yourself? What are you on? Booze? Drugs? 318 00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:52,240 You need a shrink! 319 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:53,640 Of course. 320 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,560 You're calling a shrink now? 321 00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,480 We'll see who's nuts! 322 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:01,760 David? Is this a bad time? 323 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:05,040 Yeah, but... wait! 324 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:08,000 Can you come over to the house please? 325 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:12,840 Can we turn the music down! 326 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:14,440 What's the big deal? 327 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,080 That! 328 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:17,880 The cellar? 329 00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,640 You must help me! I see guys! 330 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,720 - Just guys, in the cellar? - No! 331 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,280 Everywhere! In the shower... 332 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,880 kissing, showing their asses! 333 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:38,240 Just guys! 334 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:40,560 Kissing, showing their asses? 335 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:42,720 - You're gay! - But David! 336 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,400 Either mad, or gay. 337 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:48,080 But see a psycho-thingy. You're not a well person. 338 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,720 Take that to help you sleep. 339 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:54,040 - I don't like pills. - But you're too stressed. 340 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,840 One every two days. 341 00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,640 With a glass of water for one week. 342 00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:00,920 OK. 343 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:03,520 So, I'll call you. 344 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,080 Bye! 345 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:14,120 "Just guys!" 346 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:12,120 Oh, it's you! 347 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,040 Pyjamas in the shower now! 348 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,080 Oh, yeah! 349 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,240 I forgot. 350 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:21,600 Must be those damned pills. 351 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,360 Scared of being naked? 352 00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:25,240 Not with you! 353 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,360 I mean... 354 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,240 I'm late! Gotta run! 355 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:38,000 Mr Trayner! 356 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,160 I know, I know! 357 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:47,760 You piss me off. 358 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,760 - I've warned you! - Absolutely! 359 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:55,360 But trust me! I'll make it up! 360 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:59,280 Let's do it for Mr Trayner! 361 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,480 Hip-hip-hooray, let's build! 362 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:10,600 Hi! 363 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:11,960 What's that? 364 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:13,560 A cue-rack. 365 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,400 Ugly, isn't it. 366 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:17,440 Dad didn't come by. 367 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:19,600 So how are you? 368 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,320 - Fine. - Really? 369 00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:22,600 Fine, fine! 370 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:23,960 You saw someone? 371 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:27,240 Yeah! But I'll tell you later. 372 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,280 Are you sick of me? 373 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:31,720 No, why? 374 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:35,720 Don't force yourself! 375 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,200 I can force myself a little! 376 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:41,360 He'll stretch the material! 377 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:43,240 - The fabric! - OK? 378 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,320 Yeah, yeah! 379 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:46,520 Show your tits! 380 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:48,720 Shut up Ivan! 381 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,800 - Do you still fancy me? - I do! 382 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,400 - Fuck! - Mark! 383 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,800 Maybe we can talk now? 384 00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:59,800 We've got a proposal for you. 385 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,720 - Help us escape! - Get lost! 386 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:04,520 You're busting my balls! 387 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,280 That sounds like fun! 388 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:10,000 - Get out! - Who're you talking to now? 389 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:11,080 Get out! 390 00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:13,680 To those bastards! 391 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:15,760 Stop it! 392 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,600 What luck! It didn't break! 393 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,440 It wasn't luck. It should have broken. 394 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:24,120 - That guy caught it. - Sure. 395 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:26,560 You can't see the guy in white? 396 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:29,120 - Stop it! - Watch this! 397 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:31,160 Take a glass... 398 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,200 drop it... 399 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,000 and it breaks! 400 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,320 But he couldn't catch it! 401 00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,080 Wait... watch again! 402 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,160 - Stop it! - It's OK! 403 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,600 Now, you catch it. OK? 404 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:46,880 You'll see! 405 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,440 You're insane! 406 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,720 This time we count down. Like NASA... 407 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:54,960 You're mad! 408 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:57,960 Ready? 3, 2, 1... 409 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:01,080 Idiot! 410 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,440 You're certifiable! 411 00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,160 You didn't catch it? 412 00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,080 You just want us out, no? 413 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,400 You're out, OK! 414 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,160 He wants to marry us! 415 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,960 Let's play tag! 416 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:34,600 Kissie-kissie! 417 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:36,080 Can't catch us! 418 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,080 - That you, Mark? - Yeah! 419 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:07,440 It's taken! 420 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:15,360 Straight fascist! 421 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,800 She told you to fix the step! 422 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,320 You didn't hurt your thingy? 423 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:40,040 I can massage it! 424 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:41,960 Just helping! 425 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:47,920 Not that way! 426 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:56,040 Go ahead, make my day! Hit me! 427 00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:57,760 Show me your thingy! 428 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,000 That's not a good omen! 429 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:14,440 Anyone home? 430 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,040 Emma sweetie! It's Dad! 431 00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:46,120 Took the drill. Dad. 432 00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:48,840 LSD. Handcuffs... 433 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:55,440 Yum-yum 434 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:01,520 Whacko! 435 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,040 Hurts like that, huh! 436 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:12,240 Don't fuck with me in my house! 437 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:13,600 What did you do? 438 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,520 I got one of them! 439 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:18,720 Dad! Are you all right? 440 00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:20,280 Answer me! 441 00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:21,520 Mr Chevallier! 442 00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:22,960 Don't touch me! 443 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,640 What a savage! 444 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,640 And with just a shovel! 445 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,160 So butch! 446 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:31,960 I'm sorry. 447 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:34,520 For the insurance. Thanks. 448 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,760 You're staying with your Dad? 449 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:38,760 I'm leaving. 450 00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,040 But you'll be back tomorrow? 451 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,080 You'll be back? 452 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,520 - Why? - You attacked Dad! 453 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,240 I know, but... I love you! 454 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:48,480 it's over! 455 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:50,040 You cheat on me... 456 00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:51,680 fantasize about men... 457 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:54,400 steal my panties and hear voices! 458 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:55,280 What? 459 00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,680 She said you fantasize about men... 460 00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:58,920 Shut it! 461 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,240 For the photographer! 462 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,040 Man or woman. 463 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:04,760 But I don't know... 464 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:06,680 I don't know who took it! 465 00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:10,200 You're scaring me! I can't take this! 466 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,880 I'll see someone, tomorrow! 467 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,040 I thought you already had? 468 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:18,640 Yes, I went there but... let's go back in! 469 00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:21,480 Emma, I love you! 470 00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:30,560 Shit! 471 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,440 Shit! Shit! Shit! 472 00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:36,520 A guy crying, and with pecs like that... 473 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,520 makes your heart bleed! 474 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,040 There's something in my eye... 475 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,600 She's hot when she's mad! 476 00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:46,840 - Shame she's gone! - Enough, Ivan! 477 00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,360 Straights and their tiffs! 478 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,120 I see men... 479 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,320 in my room... 480 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:02,040 in the shower... 481 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,000 in the cellar... 482 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:10,240 but, let's be clear: I'm not homosexual, OK? 483 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:12,600 Of course not! 484 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,480 - What's your job? - Construction. 485 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,480 I'm a site manager. 486 00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,920 - A man's world. - Yes. 487 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,680 So you work exclusively with men... 488 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:25,200 Er, yeah. 489 00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:27,040 That's interesting. 490 00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:28,560 And these men... 491 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,600 I'm the only one who sees them! 492 00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,480 Mr Modena... 493 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:37,880 You are the victim of hallucinations. Fine. Why? 494 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:41,760 If we restrict our instincts, 495 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:43,920 or restrain our desires... 496 00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:47,040 we may have certain visions. 497 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,840 When you say visions, what do you mean? 498 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:56,080 Time's up. That's 45 euros, please. 499 00:34:56,640 --> 00:35:00,760 Wait, wait! If I get a change of scene... 500 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,920 or sell the house, maybe that would help? 501 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:06,320 Change your head. That's the problem. 502 00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:08,200 In cash, of course. 503 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,720 - I only have this. - I owe you 5. 504 00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,480 GAY 505 00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:32,480 We'll delve into that next time. Make a new appointment... 506 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:34,320 Listen to me! 507 00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:37,880 But what can I do? My wife's left me! I'm all alone! 508 00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:42,240 You have homosexual fantasies. Accept it. 509 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,080 Act upon it. You'll feel much better. 510 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,000 - I'm sorry. - It's OK. 511 00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:55,160 - Thanks. - Never mind. 512 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:25,440 I've made tea. 513 00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:30,200 I always said that boy wasn't for us. For you, I mean. 514 00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:38,720 Oh, look! I love it... 515 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:42,480 Valerie's such a space case, she's left her gymbag! 516 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,000 I need to talk... 517 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:48,400 She's got a 15-day course in Cuba, with her coach... 518 00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:50,480 And she's the only girl! 519 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:53,680 David... I'm wondering if... 520 00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:56,640 I might be gay. 521 00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:57,680 Pass the crisps. 522 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,360 - Did you hear me? - Gay. Yes. I heard. 523 00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:04,040 I told you that. 524 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:08,360 - So? - So, nothing. 525 00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:16,040 You're not my type. Hey, take it easy. 526 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,480 That explains the guys in the cellar. 527 00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:22,560 So who is it? A colleague? 528 00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:23,840 Who's who? 529 00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:25,600 Whaddya mean who? 530 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,280 Your boyfriend! 531 00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:31,120 It's Carlos, the Portuguese guy. 532 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:34,080 You guys are always... 533 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,800 It's Carlos! I knew it! 534 00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:39,320 No boyfriend! 535 00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:40,480 Right. 536 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,080 Carlos met your Dad? 537 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,320 Are you deaf! I don't have a boyfriend! 538 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:51,200 So you just screw around? 539 00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,320 I've never screwed a guy. 540 00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:57,960 You said you were gay? 541 00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,680 And gays do guys. 542 00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:03,280 You can't generalise. Not all gays do guys. 543 00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:06,640 But... you do want to screw a guy? 544 00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:07,760 No! 545 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:11,720 Screw your dumb questions! 546 00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,720 I have to go: my grandma's 80th birthday. 547 00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:16,600 Where's my tie? 548 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,000 Oh God! 549 00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:21,560 Look, Mark! 550 00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,000 I found this for V's birthday. 551 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,600 It's African or Columbian, maybe... 552 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:29,520 - I don't know where to put it. - Nor me. 553 00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:31,040 But you're gay! 554 00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:32,560 You should know! 555 00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,800 Where would you put it? 556 00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:37,960 In the cellar. 557 00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:41,720 What did he say? 558 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,720 He didn't say anything. 559 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,520 Yes I did, Papa. 560 00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:49,280 I said that maybe I was... 561 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:51,320 homosexual... 562 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:52,600 or bisexual. 563 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:55,480 Phew! I was worried... 564 00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:58,280 I thought you didn't like my tiramisu! 565 00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:01,640 Your tiramisu's the best! 566 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,240 So you're a fairy... 567 00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:06,040 You know, pre-war... 568 00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:07,440 back in Italy... 569 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:10,520 I had this beautiful neighbour... 570 00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,680 she was round and firm: an apricot! 571 00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:16,440 Alright, Mama! Enough already! 572 00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:19,680 We used to do it every washday. 573 00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:21,400 Your father was kind... 574 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:22,960 and a good worker. 575 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,720 But useless in bed. 576 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:29,600 No leftovers! 577 00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,400 What did gran say? 578 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,520 We have to help him. 579 00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:40,800 Any ideas? 580 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,480 This TV is all squashed! 581 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:43,920 I'll talk to him. 582 00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:45,840 A proper discussion. 583 00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:48,200 We can help him... 584 00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:50,640 and he might help us escape. 585 00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:53,520 What's that? 586 00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:57,080 An article about hammerhead sharks. 587 00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:01,520 Hammertit sharks! 588 00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:05,720 Don't push me, Ivan, please! 589 00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:11,200 I've grilled his jeans! 590 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,120 Have you seen the date? 591 00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:17,520 February 21st 2006! 592 00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:19,320 It's 2006! 593 00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:23,200 We've been here for 27 years! 594 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:24,360 I'm 60! 595 00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:29,200 My ex is mayor of Paris! 596 00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:31,760 And when I was in Italy... 597 00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:34,280 one night he wasn't home! 598 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:38,520 - But Mark is the Latin type. - And? 599 00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:43,240 He's hot-blooded. He needs to play around! 600 00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:46,640 I swore I wouldn't tell... 601 00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,000 He even hit on me! 602 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:51,480 What? Mark? 603 00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:54,240 I don't want to cause trouble... 604 00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:57,640 Is that him? 605 00:40:58,720 --> 00:40:59,960 Don't answer! 606 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:02,320 Don't be a sucker! 607 00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:04,840 You understand? 608 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:10,440 Accept it. Act upon it. 609 00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:20,560 Excuse me... 610 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,240 I will have... 611 00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:26,040 a Scotch! 612 00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:35,960 On the rocks? 613 00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:37,760 Right, no ice. Thanks. 614 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:41,880 Has everyone left? 615 00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:43,880 At 12? It isn't EuroDisney. 616 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:52,960 Can I get a light, please? 617 00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:54,520 ...and for a name? 618 00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,160 Samuel or John, finally Mark. 619 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,240 That's funny: my name's Mark! 620 00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,440 You done, Mr Suit 'n' Tie? 621 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:04,760 No, it's Modena. 622 00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,080 Mark... never mind. 623 00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:15,320 Straight bait. 624 00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:16,960 Up my alley! 625 00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:47,320 Time out! 626 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:54,920 Hi, I'm Mark. 627 00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,560 Wanna go downstairs? 628 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,200 Yes, sure... why? What's downstairs? 629 00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:03,360 Come, and I'll show you. 630 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,400 Easy now... 631 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,200 The direct type, huh? 632 00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:17,040 I'm more old-fashioned... maybe we could talk? 633 00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:19,080 You just give head? 634 00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:21,520 I didn't catch that. 635 00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:23,800 You only give blow-jobs? 636 00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:28,040 I didn't say that! No way! 637 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,800 Maybe we can chat... first! 638 00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:34,920 What do you do? 639 00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:37,000 I'm active. 640 00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,200 Yes, but in what? 641 00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:41,160 In almost anyone. 642 00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:42,680 It depends. 643 00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:46,120 Right! 644 00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:51,120 So what sign are you? 645 00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:55,240 I don't believe in all that astral shit, but hey! 646 00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:59,280 I like you. We're going to get along. 647 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:01,800 Terrific! 648 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:03,640 You OK? 649 00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:08,440 Do you want something to drink? Or a bite to eat? 650 00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:10,480 I just want to fuck. 651 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:12,560 Your place? 652 00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,240 My place is not a good option! 653 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:19,000 Outside then? 654 00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:24,000 I didn't like it much outside, the last time. 655 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:28,560 Stones, and bits of stuff, and thorns... 656 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,840 Stop it! Sorry, but I can't drive. That's all. 657 00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:36,000 no site keys. 658 00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:37,720 You work on a site? 659 00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:41,720 Site manager! A great job! A challenge, I love it! 660 00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,080 Have you got any work clothes? 661 00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:48,200 The first time I felched a Turkish builder... 662 00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:49,600 Park there, quick! 663 00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:51,400 On the right! 664 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:02,080 Talk Turkish to me! 665 00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:04,280 - Turkish? - Yeah! 666 00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:06,600 Go on, go on! 667 00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:09,120 - Kebab! - More! 668 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:13,120 Galatasaray... 669 00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:20,840 Fuck, you're a hunk! 670 00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:27,320 Do me a favour? 671 00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,840 No, yes, it depends. 672 00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:31,400 Put this on. 673 00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:37,840 And get undressed. 674 00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:41,480 Aren't you worried someone will see us? 675 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:43,320 Sure... the squirrels. 676 00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:45,120 Here, lover... 677 00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:46,000 A present! 678 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,280 Dear God! It's unreal! 679 00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:52,920 And it's all yours! 680 00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:58,320 It's our pal! 681 00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:02,840 Freaky, huh! 682 00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:06,680 - It's not mine! - I can see that! 683 00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:08,280 No question! 684 00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:10,840 Wrap it all up! Follow us! 685 00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:17,480 - Bye. - Right! Bye! 686 00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:19,560 Straights! Never again! 687 00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:23,560 New message. 688 00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:28,520 Trayner here. You were expected at 7. Get a new job. Goodbye. 689 00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:31,040 New message. 690 00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:32,800 Mark, it's Emma. 691 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,280 Dad's picking up his car tonight. 692 00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:37,920 Don't be there... please. 693 00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:46,800 How are you? 694 00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,200 Oh no! I'd forgotten! 695 00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:55,840 We're having a Village People party... 696 00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:57,360 we borrowed some stuff. 697 00:47:57,680 --> 00:47:58,880 Damn visions! 698 00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:01,640 He's obsessed! 699 00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:04,600 See a shrink! 700 00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:20,600 Change the goddamn song! 701 00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:24,960 What time is it? 702 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,480 1.55. 703 00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,560 You're all worked up! 704 00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:37,480 You need a bath and a massage. 705 00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:38,840 Shut up! 706 00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,440 Maldini! Dinnertime! 707 00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:55,560 I need my keys. 708 00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:56,840 Come in. 709 00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:00,600 I'm sorry... it's so unlike me! 710 00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:03,400 Just a misunderstanding... 711 00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:05,440 Tell Emma... 712 00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:06,440 Definitely. 713 00:49:07,240 --> 00:49:07,960 Thanks. 714 00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:13,920 Gentlemen... 715 00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:15,080 Kissie! 716 00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:24,320 "Gentlemen?" 717 00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:28,480 Wait! Wait! 718 00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:33,360 Who were you talking to? 719 00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:34,640 Who was there? 720 00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:36,000 Those fellows... 721 00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:39,800 What fellows? I'm all alone! 722 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:40,800 You're crazy! 723 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,240 The Indian, the cop... 724 00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:43,880 the motorbike guy... 725 00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:45,280 That's great! 726 00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:48,080 - That's great! - Crazy! 727 00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:04,600 "L'Am - bi - gu"... 728 00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:06,400 What is that? 729 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,120 Colour TV for the straights! 730 00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:16,880 Damn allergies! 731 00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:18,440 Must be puss! 732 00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:20,720 Franz, let's get married! 733 00:50:21,240 --> 00:50:23,320 Princes but no queens! 734 00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,040 I love you, Franz! 735 00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:27,160 Don't call me Franz! 736 00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:29,480 - Change channels! - Switch it back on! 737 00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:31,200 We want the Princess! 738 00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:32,800 And the Prince! 739 00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:38,560 Tragedy at club. 5 dead. 740 00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:41,160 Baby! 741 00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:42,840 Smoking! 742 00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:44,760 No effect at all! 743 00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:45,800 Come on! 744 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:47,200 Pass the ball! 745 00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,440 We'll never win with the B-team! 746 00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:57,640 Where's Janvion and Revelli? 747 00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:59,400 Or the new kid, Platini? 748 00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:01,680 France always sucks at soccer! 749 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:05,080 We have won 2 Euros and a World Cup! 750 00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:06,520 Leave the footie! 751 00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:08,360 Let's talk. 752 00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:10,680 Did you hear that, girls! 753 00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:12,560 - He wants to talk! - Look. 754 00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:18,400 We're in the newspaper! 755 00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:19,760 Let's see! 756 00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:23,080 "Explosion at 2 in the morning..." 757 00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:24,280 Check your watch... 758 00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:26,360 1.55 on the dot. 759 00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:27,960 That's mine. 760 00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,760 "Five victims' bodies were not found... 761 00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:32,280 "due to the blast... 762 00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:36,120 "caused by a short-circuit in an overheated... 763 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,640 "bubble and foam machine!" 764 00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:40,680 I get it now. 765 00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:42,720 April 13th 1979... 766 00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:46,600 Huggy's surprise birthday party... 767 00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:48,560 he was thirty... 768 00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:50,440 my partner! 769 00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:53,440 You come out at night... 770 00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:54,480 stay young... 771 00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:56,320 We're fags, right? 772 00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:59,080 Yes. No. I was going to say ghosts! 773 00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:00,480 What a genius! 774 00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:03,760 We walk through walls and don't age... 775 00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:07,560 you could have asked us! 776 00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:08,880 Anyway... 777 00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:13,160 Emma's Dad sees you, so I'm not alone... 778 00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:15,680 And I'm not mad, and not gay! 779 00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:17,960 Happy now, are you? 780 00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:20,960 He's glad not to be gay! 781 00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:22,480 Yes! 782 00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:25,520 Maybe I can win back the woman I love! 783 00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:30,240 Ghosts 784 00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:34,840 Brilliant! 785 00:52:40,720 --> 00:52:41,760 I'm coming! 786 00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:48,280 ...so if you think you can help, call me back. Thanks. 787 00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:51,360 The very man! 788 00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:54,280 You lost your job: you're in deep shit... 789 00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:55,680 so? ... suicide? 790 00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:57,160 What? 791 00:52:57,360 --> 00:53:00,760 Well... you're gay, your wife's left you, you're jobless... 792 00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:02,240 It makes sense. 793 00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:04,080 Bullshit! 794 00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:05,760 I'm not gay. 795 00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:08,520 Shame, it was kind of cool. 796 00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:09,960 Did you tell Emma? 797 00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:11,480 I left 100 messages... 798 00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:13,760 Oh shit! Like a beer? 799 00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:15,480 It's me... 800 00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:18,120 I went for my car. 801 00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:19,680 - You OK? - Yeah. 802 00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:22,120 Move on, Emma. I saw Mark. 803 00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:23,680 Really? How is he? 804 00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:25,160 Seems just fine! 805 00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:27,160 Having a little party... 806 00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:28,840 a kinky costume do! 807 00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:33,080 Going out? 808 00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:34,440 To work. 809 00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:36,400 I can't sleep anyway. 810 00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:44,040 Christ! 811 00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:48,440 Stop going through walls! It's creepy! There are doors! 812 00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:59,000 ... doors means... never mind. 813 00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:00,960 You know... 814 00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:03,640 the pal who never showed up... 815 00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:05,640 can you try and find him? 816 00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:09,720 His name was Henry Burns. But I called him Huggy. 817 00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:13,040 He ran a bar in the Rue St Anne. 818 00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:16,240 The love of my life. 819 00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:21,760 I'll do what I can. 820 00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:23,640 - Huggy? - Huggy. 821 00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:27,040 Right... We're going to dance. 822 00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:34,000 Thanks. 823 00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:48,600 What's up? 824 00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:55,240 - It's Ivan! He's dead! - Yes, I'm dead! 825 00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:57,480 My baby's dead! 826 00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:00,960 Of course he's dead! You're dead too! 827 00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:02,960 You're all dead! So what? 828 00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:06,200 Not again! You need locking up! 829 00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:09,120 You're seriously whacko! 830 00:55:09,720 --> 00:55:11,680 I'm talking to gh... 831 00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:13,680 to friends you can't see. 832 00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:14,880 Cut it out! 833 00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:17,240 How about a demo? 834 00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:20,480 Leave it to me! 835 00:55:22,720 --> 00:55:23,760 Just watch! 836 00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:27,080 Ready? 837 00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:29,440 Let's go! 838 00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:36,840 Nice move. My turn. 839 00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:39,160 Nice move! 840 00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:42,600 Did you see that? You think I did that alone? 841 00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:45,600 What planet are you on? 842 00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:46,960 Huh? 843 00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:51,400 OK, guys. Reset. You shoot now. You'll see. 844 00:55:58,240 --> 00:55:59,440 Holy shit! 845 00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:01,880 Is that them? 846 00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:21,880 Wow! 847 00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:25,360 They're good! 848 00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:30,320 It's like a flying sea-snake! 849 00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:37,320 Oh shit! 850 00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:39,600 Are they there? 851 00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:47,440 I've got pretty balls, huh? 852 00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:48,320 They see me? 853 00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:51,960 Is he playing with a full deck? 854 00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:55,440 They think you're cool. 855 00:56:58,880 --> 00:56:59,720 Howdy! 856 00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:01,920 That's a cue-rack! Over there! 857 00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:03,440 Do they live here? 858 00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:05,480 That's the problem... 859 00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:15,960 Good evening, Mr Modena. I got your message. 860 00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:20,880 A classic case. 861 00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:26,000 What our German friends call "poltergeists". 862 00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:28,080 "Noisy spirits". 863 00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:32,360 You say they died violently, without a proper burial... 864 00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:36,160 they behave strangely... 865 00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:38,480 are prisoners in this house... 866 00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:40,160 ... and appear at night? 867 00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:41,640 Absolutely. 868 00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:44,640 What are you doing? 869 00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:50,720 To imprison such spirits... 870 00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:54,520 one needs an area of consecrated ground... 871 00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:56,680 ... enclosed by 4 holy stones. 872 00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:01,000 We need to find those stones. 873 00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:08,320 I should have taken the barbecue sauce. 874 00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:10,840 Get me some. 875 00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:13,400 Hey! Get it yourself! 876 00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:14,720 David... please. 877 00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:16,200 And for dessert... 878 00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:18,440 ... a fudge McFlurry. 879 00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:19,720 Do it for me! 880 00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:21,200 Great! 881 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,080 It's OK. 882 00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:27,400 He has a cuckold's chin... 883 00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:30,240 a prominent forehead and a thick neck... 884 00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:32,080 an obvious cretin! 885 00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:35,560 Right... find me those stones! 886 00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:39,920 It's manual labour... not too hard... 887 00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:41,360 even for you. 888 00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:43,000 I hate him. 889 00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:45,240 It's mutual. 890 00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:47,960 You can see them? And hear them? 891 00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:53,760 Let's go guys! 892 00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:12,400 This house was built on a Templars' shrine... 893 00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:14,560 and the 4 imprisoning stones... 894 00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:18,480 represent the 4 corners of the old torture chamber. 895 00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:21,000 When the Order was repressed... 896 00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:23,400 the Templars were slain... 897 00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:26,440 at this precise location: your house... 898 00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:31,480 and the former club. 899 00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:35,160 Slow going! 900 00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:36,320 Careful, Mark. 901 00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:37,880 OK. There! 902 00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:44,400 The stones represent the limits of the ectoplasmic perimeter. 903 00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:47,400 Your chums' "prison". 904 00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:49,080 If I move the stones... 905 00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:52,800 they move too. 906 00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:54,880 One barbecue sauce! 907 00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:56,800 I don't want it now. 908 00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:58,520 Where's my dessert? 909 00:59:58,920 --> 00:59:59,840 Thanks, David. 910 01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:02,040 Here! 911 01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:03,600 So... 912 01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:08,120 So if I put the stones at each corner of the country... 913 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:11,120 they could go anywhere? 914 01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:13,000 That's impossible. 915 01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:16,840 The ectoplasmic zone is fixed. It can't be enlarged. 916 01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:19,360 So they will never leave? 917 01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:20,560 Oh, but yes! 918 01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:26,440 The poltergeist state is just one step preceding reincarnation and... 919 01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:29,480 the Great Passage. 920 01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:31,040 What's that? 921 01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:33,840 Like in that film: "Hell-house". 922 01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:36,480 Every 700 years, there's a big hole... 923 01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:39,440 and guys fall in. 924 01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:43,520 So you liked that fine documentary... 925 01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:47,080 But then, you have flat lobes. 926 01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:49,440 I'm going to play pool. 927 01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:53,520 When is the Great Passage? 928 01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:55,160 It can be defined. 929 01:00:58,040 --> 01:00:59,400 I can do that. 930 01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:01,240 But I am intrigued... 931 01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:03,360 Some people... 932 01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:04,960 can see them... 933 01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:06,200 others cannot. 934 01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:07,600 Yes, I agree. 935 01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:09,080 Be quiet! 936 01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:10,960 I need to think. 937 01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:14,160 We know that Casanova's ghost... 938 01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:17,200 appeared only to virgins. 939 01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:18,920 To no-one else. Why? 940 01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:22,440 Because he lusted after virginity. 941 01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:24,440 Thus, if we see them... 942 01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:28,240 and others do not, it is for the same reason... 943 01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:30,400 virginity! 944 01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:33,240 That doesn't work. I can see them... 945 01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:35,120 and I'm no virgin. 946 01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:36,400 With a man? 947 01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:37,960 Ah, in that case... 948 01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:39,200 Myself too! 949 01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:41,080 And what fantasy... 950 01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:43,520 inspires every pederast? 951 01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:45,440 You and I! 952 01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:49,240 Attractive hetero males to convert! 953 01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:50,960 That makes sense. 954 01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:54,880 Emma's Dad and I can see them... 955 01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:57,720 but she can't. 956 01:01:57,920 --> 01:01:59,200 Exactly. 957 01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:02,880 Impure contact with a man means virginity is lost. 958 01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:04,800 So you can't see them. 959 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:06,520 Are your toilets clean? 960 01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:07,960 Yes. 961 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,040 Where? 962 01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:12,160 Sorry... second on the left. 963 01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:16,680 I'm coming. 964 01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:28,000 All right, guys? 965 01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:30,360 I'll kill the fascist! 966 01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:32,720 No, we need him! 967 01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:35,240 It's bedtime, OK? 968 01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:38,840 For you! We're stuck here because of the stones! 969 01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:40,480 Why don't you... 970 01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:44,320 put the stones in the car and go for a drive! 971 01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:46,240 He's right! 972 01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:49,840 We can't leave the perimeter, but we can move it! 973 01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:52,640 Mark can drive us and the stones... 974 01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:54,680 I wouldn't, if I were you. 975 01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:57,320 We'll do what we like, pal! 976 01:02:57,520 --> 01:02:59,200 You're not giving orders! 977 01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:04,040 How do we do it? We can't even touch the stones! 978 01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:06,840 Come and party with us! 979 01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:11,280 I'm really not in the mood. 980 01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:12,800 Early night for me. 981 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:14,000 Be cool, Mark! 982 01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:18,200 We'll never see what's become of the world. 983 01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:21,200 But we can't force anyone to be generous. 984 01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:23,600 Don't worry, Mark... 985 01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:26,320 We'll still help get Emma back. 986 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:28,240 Kissie! 987 01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:30,720 Bastards! 988 01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:32,520 OK. But not for long. 989 01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:38,200 I'll have to move the stones! 990 01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:39,440 Hurry up! 991 01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:41,400 I have a question for you... 992 01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:44,360 why doesn't David see the ghosts? 993 01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:47,560 Think about it. There are two cases. 994 01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:50,840 Either you're pure... or you're not. 995 01:03:51,040 --> 01:03:52,360 Leave the old fart! 996 01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:54,120 Good night, Mr Modena. 997 01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:56,040 Let's go, Mark! 998 01:03:56,880 --> 01:03:58,800 - You'll drop me off? - Sure. 999 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,360 Party time! 1000 01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:07,520 Who put a stone by the brake! 1001 01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:09,600 I did. Don't move. 1002 01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:11,200 What's he doing? 1003 01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:13,200 OK! I've got it. 1004 01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:14,920 Put the radio on! 1005 01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:17,560 - Yes, the radio! - 2 seconds! 1006 01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:19,120 A serenade for Paris! 1007 01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:21,280 Sounds good! Is it new? 1008 01:04:21,880 --> 01:04:24,040 - Turn it up! - That better? 1009 01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:25,520 Yeah, cool! 1010 01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:27,160 Why don't you come? 1011 01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:28,800 V's probably waiting. 1012 01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:30,360 And tomorrow at 6... 1013 01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:33,200 I have to examine the firemen. 1014 01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:36,280 A whole squad in their boxers! 1015 01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:39,960 Having their nuts squeezed! 1016 01:04:41,080 --> 01:04:43,560 You want to come? It's near your house. 1017 01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:46,520 Thanks... but no thanks. Have fun! 1018 01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:47,440 See you! 1019 01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:50,560 They all say bye. 1020 01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:52,840 - Hey, Mark? - What? 1021 01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:55,120 - Maybe we could stop by? - Where? 1022 01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:56,880 To see the firemen! 1023 01:04:57,320 --> 01:04:58,280 What? 1024 01:04:58,480 --> 01:05:00,840 What's the problem? Firemen are cool! 1025 01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:03,400 Firefighting is important! 1026 01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:04,760 - Right! - It is! 1027 01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:06,160 And hunky firemen? 1028 01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:08,480 What are you talking about? 1029 01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:11,360 Admit it! You're a fag! 1030 01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:15,640 You want to check out firemen because you're gay! 1031 01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:21,040 You hear that, Mark? That's a good one! 1032 01:05:21,360 --> 01:05:24,640 Me! Gay! It's preposterous! 1033 01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:26,920 Gay, gay! 1034 01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:28,760 Stop teasing Benny Hill! 1035 01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:33,680 Paris is still so beautiful! 1036 01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:36,200 Michael! The Mayor's place! 1037 01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:38,280 Where are we going? 1038 01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:39,720 The Marais! 1039 01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:43,240 - What's there? - Surprise! 1040 01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:44,960 Gay driving schools! 1041 01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:51,680 Gay restaurants! 1042 01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:54,040 Gay bookstores! 1043 01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:56,920 Gay hairdressers! Gay gays! 1044 01:05:57,360 --> 01:05:59,400 It's the Promised Land! 1045 01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:06,880 Take a smaller table! 1046 01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:10,440 When the place fills up, I'll move. OK? 1047 01:06:11,160 --> 01:06:12,520 What can I get you? 1048 01:06:13,120 --> 01:06:14,800 Beer? Beer? Yes? 1049 01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:16,280 6 beers, please. 1050 01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:19,080 Thanks. 1051 01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:21,040 The joint's empty! 1052 01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:23,000 It's not EuroDisney! 1053 01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:24,760 Euro-what? 1054 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:26,360 What's EuroDisney? 1055 01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:28,520 Oh, right. 1056 01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:31,840 A funfair in the suburbs with Mickey Mouse. 1057 01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:36,160 Why doesn't David see you? I'm sure he's not gay. 1058 01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:37,600 Everyone's gay. 1059 01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:40,360 Heterosexuality is a bourgeois scam. 1060 01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:43,520 And all straights are latent gays! 1061 01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:46,040 We're either gay or fascists! Yes? 1062 01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:47,440 You piss me off! 1063 01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:50,120 What about tolerance and difference... 1064 01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:51,960 do they mean nothing? 1065 01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:54,880 With his Peace and Love pendant... a bigot! 1066 01:06:58,400 --> 01:07:01,320 You're right. He's talking rubbish. 1067 01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:08,520 David! He touches dicks! 1068 01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:10,360 Firemen's dicks! 1069 01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:11,840 That's the reason! 1070 01:07:12,040 --> 01:07:14,600 He touches other people's dicks! 1071 01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:17,080 That's why he can't see you! 1072 01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:19,920 Of course, that's why he can't see you! 1073 01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:23,000 He touches firemen's dicks! 1074 01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:25,360 And so he can't see you! 1075 01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:27,600 That's great! No problem! 1076 01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:30,200 Brilliant! I'll call him! 1077 01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:56,640 Move the stones! 1078 01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:58,520 Mark! The stones! 1079 01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:00,760 At work, you touch dicks! 1080 01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:03,240 That's why they're invisible! 1081 01:08:04,160 --> 01:08:05,120 I'll call back. 1082 01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:11,200 That's me, there. 1083 01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:12,440 I've changed! 1084 01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:15,080 No, I recognize you. 1085 01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:17,680 I know the person beside you. 1086 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:21,160 Impossible. He passed away a long time ago. 1087 01:08:23,720 --> 01:08:24,720 Huggy? 1088 01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:29,800 Only one person ever called me that! 1089 01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:32,560 You're too young. 1090 01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:34,520 How did you know? 1091 01:08:37,320 --> 01:08:39,120 What's up guys? 1092 01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:40,720 Don't move! 1093 01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:51,400 Sir! 1094 01:08:53,280 --> 01:08:54,360 Your order! 1095 01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:58,360 Any longer outside, and they're in limbo... 1096 01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:01,880 I wouldn't like to be in their shoes... 1097 01:09:02,440 --> 01:09:05,440 - Your order? - Quarterpounder with cheese. 1098 01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:08,600 I'd just leave them there. 1099 01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:11,480 But if you want to save them, it's simple. 1100 01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:14,680 Put the stones back in the house. 1101 01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:16,880 The timing is vital. 1102 01:09:17,080 --> 01:09:19,960 They must always be back by 1.55. 1103 01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:24,400 The time of the explosion during their debauchery. 1104 01:09:24,920 --> 01:09:26,480 Like Cinderella... 1105 01:09:28,360 --> 01:09:29,760 they're Cinderellas! 1106 01:09:30,440 --> 01:09:32,360 Cinders with their own balls! 1107 01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:40,040 Napkins are extra? 1108 01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:41,960 They're in the bag, sir. 1109 01:09:44,320 --> 01:09:46,280 Don't worry! It'll be OK! 1110 01:09:49,960 --> 01:09:51,880 It's alright! Don't worry! 1111 01:09:55,280 --> 01:09:56,280 Wait... 1112 01:09:56,840 --> 01:09:58,360 I'll be back! Don't move! 1113 01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:01,920 Emma! Unbelievable! 1114 01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:04,560 Don't you get my messages? 1115 01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:08,240 I'm fine! I'm cured! It's complex, but I'll explain! 1116 01:10:08,440 --> 01:10:10,400 We'll be home in 2 minutes! 1117 01:10:11,920 --> 01:10:13,160 Please! 1118 01:10:14,160 --> 01:10:15,120 Forget me. 1119 01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:19,240 Good luck. To you, and your wheelbarrow. 1120 01:10:28,440 --> 01:10:29,320 Fuck! 1121 01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:32,480 Are you OK? Nearly there! 1122 01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:42,160 Sorry. 1123 01:10:42,360 --> 01:10:45,160 Our pal! Running red lights now, eh? 1124 01:10:45,400 --> 01:10:47,120 You like prison food? 1125 01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:49,800 It's an emergency! Really! 1126 01:10:50,960 --> 01:10:52,720 5 in the back and no belts! 1127 01:10:53,280 --> 01:10:54,880 All wasted too! 1128 01:10:55,440 --> 01:10:57,440 All right, girls! Get out! 1129 01:10:57,640 --> 01:10:59,760 Phil... who are you talking to? 1130 01:10:59,960 --> 01:11:01,080 He's all alone. 1131 01:11:01,280 --> 01:11:02,560 Yeah... it's just me. 1132 01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:04,760 The 5 fairies back there! 1133 01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:06,120 The 5 what? 1134 01:11:07,360 --> 01:11:08,920 - What? - Who? 1135 01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:11,480 Take a vacation, Phil! 1136 01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:13,760 It's OK, Phil... move along now... 1137 01:11:13,960 --> 01:11:15,080 Bye Phil! 1138 01:11:17,760 --> 01:11:19,040 Are you nuts? 1139 01:11:19,880 --> 01:11:22,000 Don't touch me! 1140 01:11:35,320 --> 01:11:36,160 Better now? 1141 01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:38,560 All right, baby? 1142 01:11:39,520 --> 01:11:40,720 Thanks, Mark. 1143 01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:46,400 Emma... 1144 01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:48,560 I'd like to explain... 1145 01:11:49,280 --> 01:11:52,320 but otherwise, your stuff's in the hall. 1146 01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:12,880 Don't put a crease in the jeans. 1147 01:12:13,760 --> 01:12:15,760 You'll get all rumply at work! 1148 01:12:15,960 --> 01:12:17,360 Work is history! 1149 01:12:17,560 --> 01:12:20,440 But that's not the problem... never mind. 1150 01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:24,880 This is nice, eh? 1151 01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:31,440 OK, Mark? 1152 01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:35,960 Yeah, yeah. 1153 01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:42,120 Love is a science... 1154 01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:45,560 you my guiding hand... I hear your silence... 1155 01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:49,040 and try to understand... Did I love you badly? 1156 01:12:49,240 --> 01:12:51,360 My angel, sweet and brutal... 1157 01:12:51,960 --> 01:12:54,560 Pure and clear and perfect... 1158 01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:56,600 a jewel made of crystal. 1159 01:12:58,400 --> 01:12:59,480 Who is it? 1160 01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:01,320 Is it for me? 1161 01:13:04,160 --> 01:13:07,280 I got your letter. I just wanted to say... 1162 01:13:08,240 --> 01:13:09,720 - It's lovely. - Yeah? 1163 01:13:09,920 --> 01:13:12,680 - Especially the end. - The end? 1164 01:13:13,560 --> 01:13:14,800 "Your stuff"? 1165 01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:16,240 "I hear 1166 01:13:16,440 --> 01:13:17,400 "your silence..." 1167 01:13:18,200 --> 01:13:19,560 It's beautiful. 1168 01:13:19,880 --> 01:13:21,200 Who's it by? 1169 01:13:21,960 --> 01:13:23,440 Must be a mistake... 1170 01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:24,680 Jean Cocteau. 1171 01:13:25,160 --> 01:13:26,360 What? 1172 01:13:27,560 --> 01:13:28,640 Jean Cocteau. 1173 01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:30,120 You like poetry? 1174 01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:31,440 Oh yes... 1175 01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:33,960 We should talk, don't you think? 1176 01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:35,960 Of course. Talk and meet... 1177 01:13:36,160 --> 01:13:37,480 Invite her to dinner! 1178 01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:39,240 Get her over here! 1179 01:13:39,440 --> 01:13:41,160 Maybe we can... have dinner? 1180 01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:42,320 Finally! 1181 01:13:43,040 --> 01:13:44,960 - Next week! - Tonight! 1182 01:13:45,400 --> 01:13:46,240 Tonight? 1183 01:13:46,440 --> 01:13:48,000 I'll be there in 1 hour. 1184 01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:50,840 Me too. I mean, I'll be waiting. 1185 01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:53,600 Who forged my handwriting? 1186 01:13:57,640 --> 01:13:59,160 Thanks, guys! 1187 01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:03,920 It was me, Mark. I only wanted to help. 1188 01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:05,920 So I took the letter... 1189 01:14:06,120 --> 01:14:07,760 Thanks, Shaggy! 1190 01:14:08,160 --> 01:14:10,200 You're brilliant! Thanks! 1191 01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:11,720 What time is it? 1192 01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:13,160 1.55. 1193 01:14:13,360 --> 01:14:16,720 That's on your broken watch. It's 20.15. 1194 01:14:16,920 --> 01:14:18,440 Do me a favour, guys. 1195 01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:21,680 Leave me and Emma alone tonight? 1196 01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:23,080 OK, but... 1197 01:14:23,840 --> 01:14:26,200 you want your wife back, right? 1198 01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:27,120 Exactly! 1199 01:14:27,320 --> 01:14:30,800 The way he looks, he has no chance! 1200 01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:33,040 Hardly a babe-magnet! 1201 01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:35,200 He's right: always rumply! 1202 01:14:35,560 --> 01:14:39,320 But he works, or worked, so hard! No time for taste! 1203 01:14:39,520 --> 01:14:42,440 I worked for BASF for ten years... 1204 01:14:42,640 --> 01:14:45,240 and was always more than alluring! 1205 01:14:45,440 --> 01:14:47,280 Enough with the witchtrial! 1206 01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:49,520 So he's frumpy! 1207 01:14:50,040 --> 01:14:52,120 And straight! That's how it is! 1208 01:14:52,360 --> 01:14:54,600 Is it innate? Who knows? 1209 01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:57,600 We can't all have dominant mothers... 1210 01:14:57,800 --> 01:14:59,800 and meek fathers! 1211 01:15:00,680 --> 01:15:02,600 It's not his fault! 1212 01:15:03,720 --> 01:15:06,040 The concept of tolerance... 1213 01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:08,640 means nothing to you? 1214 01:15:10,120 --> 01:15:12,280 - Is Perry Mason done? - Stop it! 1215 01:15:14,720 --> 01:15:16,040 We'll help you! 1216 01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:20,160 Let's get to work, girls! 1217 01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:26,120 Give me a hand! 1218 01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:49,120 I think I'll do the icing! 1219 01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:50,480 This material! 1220 01:15:58,480 --> 01:15:59,640 Wait, Giles! 1221 01:16:00,480 --> 01:16:02,200 A selection for tonight! 1222 01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:04,400 This might work better! 1223 01:16:05,680 --> 01:16:06,600 Facial toner! 1224 01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:08,480 Such penetration! 1225 01:16:08,680 --> 01:16:09,760 Easy, boy! 1226 01:16:16,480 --> 01:16:17,480 Good evening! 1227 01:16:20,280 --> 01:16:21,360 It's changed! 1228 01:16:21,560 --> 01:16:23,200 It's so much bigger! 1229 01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:25,440 We... I took out the pool table. 1230 01:16:25,640 --> 01:16:27,160 It creates more space. 1231 01:16:29,800 --> 01:16:31,760 - You did all this? - Yes. 1232 01:16:31,960 --> 01:16:32,880 By yourself? 1233 01:16:33,200 --> 01:16:34,360 Yes. 1234 01:16:35,640 --> 01:16:36,680 I did the step! 1235 01:16:38,480 --> 01:16:39,520 That's pretty. 1236 01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:42,280 Fairy lights! 1237 01:16:42,520 --> 01:16:43,440 They light up! 1238 01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:45,320 Sit down. 1239 01:16:46,760 --> 01:16:48,280 Make yourself... 1240 01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:50,200 at home! 1241 01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:52,120 Mark! It's ready! 1242 01:16:52,680 --> 01:16:54,680 Two more nibbles! 1243 01:16:54,880 --> 01:16:56,160 Did you shag her? 1244 01:16:56,360 --> 01:16:57,880 The tomato umbrellas! 1245 01:16:58,080 --> 01:16:59,040 That's enough! 1246 01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:00,840 She'll notice! 1247 01:17:01,360 --> 01:17:03,760 Dressed to the nines! 1248 01:17:04,280 --> 01:17:06,120 She'll love you! 1249 01:17:11,120 --> 01:17:11,920 Next! 1250 01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:15,960 You did all this? 1251 01:17:17,880 --> 01:17:18,880 It's lovely! 1252 01:17:19,240 --> 01:17:21,880 A minimum of effort. 1253 01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:25,720 Everything OK? 1254 01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:32,680 Ask about her job. 1255 01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:38,320 So, how's work? 1256 01:17:38,520 --> 01:17:41,360 Well, the Pompeii job... 1257 01:17:41,800 --> 01:17:43,160 is a bit boring. 1258 01:17:43,360 --> 01:17:45,640 Well, "Pompeii isn't Carthage!" 1259 01:17:47,200 --> 01:17:49,920 Well, "Pompeii isn't Carthage!" 1260 01:17:50,120 --> 01:17:50,960 Carthage? 1261 01:17:51,520 --> 01:17:53,000 That's for sure. 1262 01:17:53,520 --> 01:17:56,600 You weren't into that stuff before? 1263 01:17:58,080 --> 01:18:01,000 "Hannibal, the city walls, the Antonine baths..." 1264 01:18:01,200 --> 01:18:02,600 I got so laid there! 1265 01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:04,400 I got so... it's great! 1266 01:18:05,560 --> 01:18:07,800 Pompeii, Carthage... those Persians, huh! 1267 01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:09,280 Idiot! Wrong answer! 1268 01:18:09,480 --> 01:18:10,560 The Persians? 1269 01:18:11,920 --> 01:18:14,200 Really! Fancy some wine? 1270 01:18:15,080 --> 01:18:15,840 I'm fine. 1271 01:18:18,840 --> 01:18:20,480 You're different. 1272 01:18:21,040 --> 01:18:23,040 I'm cured. I'm better now. 1273 01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:24,840 It's all sorted. 1274 01:18:25,040 --> 01:18:27,680 It's as if you'd changed. 1275 01:18:28,200 --> 01:18:29,800 For the better. 1276 01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:32,880 I like it. 1277 01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:35,400 Dessert is served! 1278 01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:36,800 Dessert is served! 1279 01:18:39,920 --> 01:18:40,640 Already? 1280 01:18:40,920 --> 01:18:44,120 I mean, I made dessert, and it's ready. 1281 01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:45,600 Superb! 1282 01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:49,360 Is that the cake? 1283 01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:51,360 I supervised! 1284 01:18:52,040 --> 01:18:54,240 I'd never have guessed... 1285 01:18:54,480 --> 01:18:56,520 It's great, fantastic. 1286 01:18:56,720 --> 01:18:57,520 Thanks. 1287 01:18:57,720 --> 01:18:59,160 But, I'm sorry... 1288 01:19:00,720 --> 01:19:02,160 I have to... 1289 01:19:02,720 --> 01:19:03,880 She'll notice. 1290 01:19:04,080 --> 01:19:06,000 But... my icing! 1291 01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:08,840 That was my icing! 1292 01:19:09,160 --> 01:19:10,280 Sorry! 1293 01:19:12,320 --> 01:19:15,640 - He ruined my cake! - Be strong! 1294 01:19:15,840 --> 01:19:16,720 I know! 1295 01:19:21,640 --> 01:19:22,440 It's sort of... 1296 01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:24,280 Chocolate! 1297 01:19:25,520 --> 01:19:28,000 No, really, it was delicious... 1298 01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:31,400 it was a great dinner... 1299 01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:33,160 I'll have an apple. 1300 01:19:33,480 --> 01:19:34,760 As you like. 1301 01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:37,760 I'll mute it. 1302 01:19:38,920 --> 01:19:40,120 What are you doing? 1303 01:19:43,920 --> 01:19:45,480 A Marquise apple! 1304 01:19:51,120 --> 01:19:52,800 Did you do that? 1305 01:19:53,840 --> 01:19:55,120 But how? 1306 01:19:56,360 --> 01:19:57,320 It's amazing! 1307 01:19:57,960 --> 01:19:58,880 It's an apple. 1308 01:19:59,080 --> 01:20:00,000 Show me. 1309 01:20:00,760 --> 01:20:02,040 Not with a Granny. 1310 01:20:02,440 --> 01:20:03,240 Come on! 1311 01:20:06,280 --> 01:20:07,320 Giles, the music! 1312 01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:08,320 Let me see... 1313 01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:14,080 The music is pre-programmed. 1314 01:20:18,320 --> 01:20:19,320 Time to dance! 1315 01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:23,920 Dance? 1316 01:20:25,440 --> 01:20:26,800 Follow my lead. 1317 01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:35,760 Forward... 1318 01:20:36,240 --> 01:20:38,240 Back, and forward... 1319 01:20:39,360 --> 01:20:40,520 To the right... 1320 01:20:42,040 --> 01:20:43,920 And the magic square... 1321 01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:46,360 Now! 1322 01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:06,120 I should go... 1323 01:21:07,240 --> 01:21:08,520 Are you sure? 1324 01:21:09,040 --> 01:21:10,080 In for the kill! 1325 01:21:10,280 --> 01:21:11,640 Kiss her! You fag! 1326 01:21:11,840 --> 01:21:12,960 Full tongue job! 1327 01:21:16,920 --> 01:21:18,600 Damn allergies! 1328 01:21:23,040 --> 01:21:24,640 Please, get lost! 1329 01:21:25,320 --> 01:21:27,000 You're not hurt, Mark? 1330 01:21:27,760 --> 01:21:28,480 Kissie. 1331 01:21:28,680 --> 01:21:29,680 Kissie, kissie. 1332 01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:33,560 I love it when you growl. Turns me on! 1333 01:21:34,040 --> 01:21:35,280 OK, let's go! 1334 01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:47,720 Hi, I'm Giles. 1335 01:21:47,920 --> 01:21:50,760 What's your precinct, big boy? 1336 01:22:07,560 --> 01:22:08,760 What's this? 1337 01:22:11,120 --> 01:22:13,720 It wasn't me! I didn't touch anything! 1338 01:22:14,120 --> 01:22:16,200 It was already switched on! 1339 01:22:18,680 --> 01:22:19,520 It was great! 1340 01:22:20,480 --> 01:22:23,240 Now she's back, we need to get organised... 1341 01:22:26,560 --> 01:22:27,520 Explain this! 1342 01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:29,480 Wow, you're on here! 1343 01:22:31,240 --> 01:22:32,120 It was true? 1344 01:22:32,320 --> 01:22:33,160 We're off... 1345 01:22:34,280 --> 01:22:36,000 We'll be downstairs... 1346 01:22:37,080 --> 01:22:38,440 Kissie you too. 1347 01:22:41,640 --> 01:22:43,280 They went into the wall! 1348 01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:45,960 Well my love, that's what ghosts do. 1349 01:22:46,160 --> 01:22:47,480 They go into walls. 1350 01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:57,120 My calculation for the Great Passage is done. 1351 01:22:59,400 --> 01:23:03,080 The moment when your ghostly chums... 1352 01:23:03,320 --> 01:23:05,800 leave the world of the living... 1353 01:23:06,200 --> 01:23:07,600 is fixed for... 1354 01:23:08,080 --> 01:23:10,920 Tuesday July 7th... 1355 01:23:11,120 --> 01:23:12,280 2706. 1356 01:23:13,880 --> 01:23:15,240 At 1.55. 1357 01:23:15,640 --> 01:23:16,880 That late, huh? 1358 01:23:17,240 --> 01:23:20,400 Or 2.55, if we give up daylight savings time. 1359 01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:22,840 700 years stuck here! 1360 01:23:23,920 --> 01:23:25,520 That's quite a wait! 1361 01:23:26,240 --> 01:23:27,840 We need more friends! 1362 01:23:28,040 --> 01:23:29,840 Girlfriends even! 1363 01:23:30,040 --> 01:23:31,760 Enough, Ivan! 1364 01:23:31,960 --> 01:23:35,760 You'll need to be very, very patient... 1365 01:23:36,760 --> 01:23:38,880 because 2706... 1366 01:23:39,080 --> 01:23:40,480 is hardly next week! 1367 01:23:41,800 --> 01:23:44,040 I've thought of something! 1368 01:23:44,600 --> 01:23:46,600 This was once a nightclub! 1369 01:23:49,680 --> 01:23:52,880 8 months later 1370 01:24:23,080 --> 01:24:24,520 A drink on the house? 1371 01:24:24,720 --> 01:24:26,680 Why all the Greeks on TV? 1372 01:24:26,880 --> 01:24:28,480 They're Romans! Ghosts! 1373 01:24:28,680 --> 01:24:31,480 They're here, but only on-screen for you. 1374 01:24:31,680 --> 01:24:32,960 From Pompeii! 1375 01:24:33,200 --> 01:24:34,880 They were at the baths. 1376 01:24:35,120 --> 01:24:36,080 Mostly gay... 1377 01:24:36,280 --> 01:24:39,400 and they died in the eruption! 1378 01:24:40,160 --> 01:24:41,600 How did they get here? 1379 01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:43,600 By ship, with lava stones. 1380 01:24:44,160 --> 01:24:44,800 Dance? 1381 01:24:45,840 --> 01:24:47,040 I'm Gillus. 1382 01:24:48,200 --> 01:24:50,080 Concerning the baths... 1383 01:24:50,280 --> 01:24:51,600 I just went to wash. 1384 01:24:54,480 --> 01:24:55,280 I'm not... 1385 01:24:56,560 --> 01:24:57,640 a homo. 1386 01:24:59,920 --> 01:25:00,960 Nor me, Gillus! 1387 01:25:08,800 --> 01:25:09,920 Did you see Ivan? 1388 01:25:14,280 --> 01:25:15,640 Weird cocktail! 1389 01:25:15,840 --> 01:25:17,840 No Curacao... I used tomato juice. 1390 01:25:18,160 --> 01:25:20,360 It's different but it's... 1391 01:25:22,120 --> 01:25:25,040 Amazing! You look 20 years younger! 1392 01:25:26,640 --> 01:25:28,640 - Is he here? - Right here. 1393 01:25:28,840 --> 01:25:30,840 You can see him on the screen. 1394 01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:35,320 - Shaggy? - Yes, Huggy. 1395 01:25:35,520 --> 01:25:36,320 He's saying... 1396 01:25:37,440 --> 01:25:39,880 I can read his lips... thanks, Mark. 1397 01:25:40,080 --> 01:25:41,560 I'm here Huggy... 1398 01:25:42,000 --> 01:25:43,080 Here for ever... 1399 01:25:51,760 --> 01:25:53,040 Dust in my eye... 1400 01:25:55,720 --> 01:25:57,640 - Having fun? - I'm thirsty! 1401 01:25:57,840 --> 01:25:59,880 Hi! I'm her husband! 1402 01:26:01,880 --> 01:26:03,240 Fancy a drink? 1403 01:26:08,360 --> 01:26:10,080 How's my grandson doing? 1404 01:26:10,480 --> 01:26:11,680 Fine, Dad! 1405 01:26:12,640 --> 01:26:14,640 Bravo Mark! Well done! 1406 01:26:14,840 --> 01:26:16,320 No hard feelings! 1407 01:26:20,720 --> 01:26:23,320 Great club! Nice atmosphere! 1408 01:26:25,840 --> 01:26:27,840 - A lot of fags here! - Pardon? 1409 01:26:28,040 --> 01:26:30,040 - Lots of fags! - I like it! 1410 01:26:31,640 --> 01:26:33,760 I like older men. 1411 01:26:34,480 --> 01:26:36,600 Yeah, but: "old rod, small rod!" 1412 01:26:38,680 --> 01:26:39,760 Let's be clear... 1413 01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:44,160 There's a pork-roast for 6 down there! 1414 01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:45,840 OK? 1415 01:26:49,080 --> 01:26:51,120 So beat it, Romulus and Remus! 1416 01:26:52,840 --> 01:26:54,720 - Have you seen Ivan? - No. 1417 01:26:54,920 --> 01:26:56,120 Everything OK? 1418 01:26:56,360 --> 01:26:58,240 I can't find him. 1419 01:26:58,440 --> 01:27:00,640 - Who's Ivan? - His friend: or ex! 1420 01:27:00,840 --> 01:27:02,480 - Dave! - Yes! 1421 01:27:03,480 --> 01:27:06,120 You can see them? And hear them? 1422 01:27:06,320 --> 01:27:07,480 Sure. 1423 01:27:08,120 --> 01:27:10,080 So that means... you're not... 1424 01:30:04,280 --> 01:30:05,880 Adapted by Fraser Macnaught 1425 01:30:06,080 --> 01:30:07,080 Subtitling TITRA FILM Paris 83284

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