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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,935 --> 00:00:22,564 Oh, we get it almost every night 2 00:00:22,647 --> 00:00:26,067 And when that moon gets big and bright 3 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:28,611 It's a supernatural delight 4 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:29,696 Whoopee! 5 00:00:29,779 --> 00:00:32,073 Everybody's dancin' in the moonlight 6 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:34,868 Happy Halloween! 7 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:42,125 Wow. I can't believe the invitation came with this free limo ride. 8 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:45,253 Sí, sí. All the fancy Hollywood mansion parties have limos. 9 00:00:45,336 --> 00:00:46,337 Yeah. 10 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:48,798 Which is why all my girlfriends are texting. 11 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:50,717 Oh, what are they saying? 12 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:55,096 Uh, all good things. 13 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:56,931 Oh. 14 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:58,933 - Hello. - Hi-ho, Gonzo. 15 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:02,103 Hey, Kermit. What a great costume. 16 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:04,689 Uh, thanks. Uh, Piggy thought it would be funny if we both... 17 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:07,358 Hi-ho! Guess who I am? 18 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:09,778 I'm Kermit, and Kermit is me. Get it? 19 00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:12,697 - Go on, say it, say it. Come on. - No. Mmm-mmm. 20 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:17,285 Uh, hey, Kermie, who is the most amazing girl in the universe? 21 00:01:17,368 --> 00:01:19,370 Yes, Piggy. You are. 22 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:21,498 Yay! 23 00:01:22,290 --> 00:01:25,877 - Uh, guess who wrote that? - I did. It was me. I did. 24 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:29,839 - Candy corn. What is this? Christmas? - So, Gonzo, uh, when are you gettin' here? 25 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:32,175 Oh, I'm so sorry. I actually can't come to the party. 26 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:33,927 Oh. Oh, no. Why not? 27 00:01:34,010 --> 00:01:36,679 Well, you remember my favorite magician, The Great MacGuffin? 28 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:39,432 - Is he the guy with the fish? - You rang? 29 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:41,351 - No, we did not. - Okay. 30 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:46,439 Well, tonight is the 100th anniversary of MacGuffin's disappearance. 31 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:47,982 - Disappearance? - Yeah. 32 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:51,236 And there's a special, once-in-a-lifetime fear challenge 33 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:52,987 in the mansion where it happened. 34 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:54,823 Oh, wow. What's the challenge? 35 00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:58,076 To spend the night in the most haunted mansion in the world. 36 00:01:58,159 --> 00:02:00,036 That sounds like your kinda night, Gonzo. 37 00:02:00,119 --> 00:02:01,663 - Hmm. - We're sure gonna miss you. 38 00:02:01,746 --> 00:02:04,749 Thanks. But if I can't pull off a great stunt like this, 39 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:07,377 then what's the use of calling me The Great Gonzo? 40 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:10,797 You know, you don't have to be "The Great Gonzo" to be great, Gonzo. 41 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,132 - Uh, say there, Kermit. - Oh! Scooter, you look great. 42 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:14,884 Oh, uh... Thank you, thank you very much. 43 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:17,387 - Uh, the Chef's carving pumpkins. - Oh, well, that sounds... 44 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:21,724 - Mercy. - Okay, I gotta go, Gonzo. 45 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:24,143 Uh, but don't forget the Halloween breakfast tomorrow morning. 46 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:25,854 Hey, pumpkin! 47 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:28,481 I think we're having pumpkin pancakes. 48 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,068 Bye. 49 00:02:32,151 --> 00:02:33,570 You know, Pepé? 50 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:36,656 I kinda feel bad that we're not going to the party. 51 00:02:36,739 --> 00:02:39,158 Every year, same things, same Muppens. 52 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:41,119 Uh, we see them all the times. 53 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:44,080 Tonight, we go to the big mansions party. 54 00:02:44,163 --> 00:02:47,792 For the last time, it's not a party. It's a Halloween challenge. 55 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:49,377 Talk about a challenge. 56 00:02:49,460 --> 00:02:51,504 Try getting a date for this party, okay? 57 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:52,797 Oh! 58 00:02:54,048 --> 00:02:56,509 All righty, boys. This is the place. 59 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:58,219 - Are you sure about this? - Oh, yeah. 60 00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:00,221 And could we set a pick-up time for the morning? 61 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:01,890 Oh, that won't be necessary. 62 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:05,476 I always drop folks off here, but I never seem to pick them up. 63 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,353 Huh? 64 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:10,231 - Every time. - Well, we're gonna be the first. 65 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:12,233 - We'll see you in the morning. - Mmm-hmm. 66 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:13,776 Heard that before. 67 00:03:14,652 --> 00:03:19,115 Um, speaking of pick-ups, how'd you like to be my plus one? 68 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:21,868 Dead prawn walking. 69 00:03:23,828 --> 00:03:26,205 That's a no. 70 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:29,626 Huh. 71 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:33,796 Whoa, will ya take a look at this place? 72 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,382 Yeah. No one here. Where's the parties? 73 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:41,888 Oh, my goodness. Cool. 74 00:03:43,514 --> 00:03:45,642 Oh, I love these rich Hollywood types. 75 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:49,187 Pulling out all the stops and the moneys, okay. 76 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:52,482 I bet they'll hand us swag bags with great parting gifts. 77 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:54,817 You mean de-parting gifts. 78 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:57,487 Uh, I don't get it. What do you mean? 79 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:58,905 What you talking about? 80 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:11,960 - Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait. - What, what, what? 81 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:13,044 Listen. 82 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:19,509 - Oh, there's somebody there. - What? Who? 83 00:04:25,264 --> 00:04:26,432 Hello? 84 00:04:27,725 --> 00:04:31,104 - Who's there? - We're here for the parties. 85 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:34,857 Party? 86 00:04:37,026 --> 00:04:40,196 - What party? - Oh, the Great MacGuffin's anniversary. 87 00:04:42,865 --> 00:04:44,951 - Oh, dear. - Hey, uh, Mr. Tomb... 88 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:49,122 Please. Don't wake them up. 89 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:51,040 Wake 'em up? Wake who up? 90 00:04:53,501 --> 00:04:56,462 Please, oh, please Though they're all deceased 91 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:59,966 I beg of you on bended knee 92 00:05:00,049 --> 00:05:02,969 Please, oh, please Let them rest in peace 93 00:05:03,052 --> 00:05:06,472 For once they start, they never cease 94 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:08,099 Oh, it's like a show. 95 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:11,853 You see, here lies Good Old Fred 96 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:15,064 A great big rock fell on his head 97 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:22,030 And in peaceful rest lies Brother Claude Planted here beneath this sod 98 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:26,159 There's the first lady of opera Haunting Harriet 99 00:05:26,242 --> 00:05:29,162 Searched for a tune But never could carry it 100 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:32,790 Ah! 101 00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:40,506 Poor cousin Maude who never awoke 102 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:43,801 The night her dreams went up in smoke 103 00:05:44,969 --> 00:05:47,680 Please, oh, please Though they're all deceased 104 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:51,142 We must beware the spirits' release 105 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:55,480 Rest in peace, Cousin Huet 106 00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:58,566 We all know you didn't do it 107 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:03,362 Mary wrote mysteries with masterful quill 108 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:06,741 Not knowing the ink of words could kill 109 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:10,745 So, please, oh, please Let them rest in peace 110 00:06:10,828 --> 00:06:14,373 Once they start, they never cease 111 00:06:14,832 --> 00:06:18,503 And right before your very eyes 112 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:22,590 As the moon climbs high O'er the dead oak tree 113 00:06:22,673 --> 00:06:26,219 Spooks arrive for the midnight spree 114 00:06:26,302 --> 00:06:29,514 Creepy creeps with eerie eyes Start to shriek and harmonize 115 00:06:29,597 --> 00:06:32,934 Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize 116 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:38,439 Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize 117 00:06:40,149 --> 00:06:43,444 Whoa! 118 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:44,654 Uh-oh. 119 00:06:45,738 --> 00:06:47,782 Come on, enough of this spooky-dooky pre-show. 120 00:06:47,865 --> 00:06:49,867 - Let's go inside for the parties. - Okay. 121 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,878 Oh! 122 00:07:02,338 --> 00:07:04,507 Welcome, foolish Muppets. 123 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:06,050 Ooh. 124 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:11,848 Ah, the Great Gonzo. I'm so glad you accepted the invitation. 125 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:13,975 Thank you for sending it, Mister, um... 126 00:07:14,058 --> 00:07:16,561 I shall be your host this evening. 127 00:07:16,644 --> 00:07:19,021 Your ghost host. 128 00:07:20,314 --> 00:07:23,651 Ooh, you're very scaries. 129 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:27,280 Well, hello there. Who might you be? 130 00:07:27,363 --> 00:07:29,740 Oh, this is my friend Pepé. He loves parties. 131 00:07:30,449 --> 00:07:32,743 Are there, uh, a lot of the famous peoples inside? 132 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:36,038 Yes, sir. Very famous. 133 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:38,708 - Oh, do you speak Spanish? - No. 134 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:43,379 Now, if you would please walk this way. 135 00:07:43,462 --> 00:07:45,173 Okay. 136 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:50,511 Now, if I may. 137 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:55,057 A few rules regarding tonight's very special Halloween challenge. 138 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:57,977 Yes, do tell. 139 00:07:58,811 --> 00:08:02,231 "Within these walls Are your fears and your frights 140 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:06,068 "Face them all bravely To survive through the night... 141 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:07,236 He's rhyming. 142 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:11,032 "For if by sunrise you fail this endeavor 143 00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:17,663 "Then you y tu amigo Must remain here forever" 144 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:20,041 - Dun, dun, dun! - Whoa! 145 00:08:20,124 --> 00:08:23,419 - Oh, boy. - Nice one, guys. 146 00:08:23,502 --> 00:08:25,338 So, let me make sure I got this. 147 00:08:25,421 --> 00:08:28,466 Uh, we just have to survive the night in this haunted mansion? 148 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:30,051 Dun, dun, dun! 149 00:08:30,134 --> 00:08:31,135 Dun, dun. 150 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:33,471 Uh, no. That's too many "dun duns," isn't it? 151 00:08:33,554 --> 00:08:35,890 Well, I thought we discussed "Shave and a Haircut." 152 00:08:35,973 --> 00:08:38,559 - No. He wanted "ominous sting," didn't he? - Oh, right. 153 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:40,811 - Like... Dun, dun, dun! - Dun, dun. 154 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:42,063 - Sorry. - I'm new. 155 00:08:42,146 --> 00:08:43,898 - We'll work this out. - What I do wrong? 156 00:08:43,981 --> 00:08:45,858 - I'm new at everything. - Let's have some tea. 157 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:47,777 Take it over there. That'd be great. 158 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:49,695 Now, if you'll follow me, gentlemen. 159 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:51,864 - And no flash pictures, please. - Oh. 160 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:55,201 The spirits are frightfully sensitive to bright lights. 161 00:08:55,284 --> 00:08:57,912 - Oh, they're sensitive. Who knew? - Okay. 162 00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:02,750 So, please you could point me to the VIP room, por favor, 163 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:07,171 to mingle with the Beyoncés, the Ryan Goslings, the Bard Pitts. 164 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:10,299 I'm sorry. My friend's a bit of an acquired taste. 165 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,926 Oh, not for me. 166 00:09:12,009 --> 00:09:16,180 His accent reminds me of my youthful days in Målaga. 167 00:09:18,599 --> 00:09:21,352 I know. I know all. 168 00:09:21,435 --> 00:09:24,146 - Dun, dun, dun! - Dun, dun. 169 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,440 Oh, you've done it again, haven't you? 170 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:28,109 I've dun-dun it twice. 171 00:09:28,192 --> 00:09:29,694 It's just not spine-chilling, is it? 172 00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:32,446 - Being scary is hard. Sorry. - Sorry, sorry. Sorry. 173 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:35,866 Anyway, I am sorry about that big... We just... 174 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:37,702 - They don't get a lot of visitors. - Hmm. 175 00:09:37,785 --> 00:09:41,747 I really love these portraits. The subjects look vaguely familiar. 176 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:45,710 - Hmm. - Yes. Everything here will seem familiar. 177 00:09:45,793 --> 00:09:47,628 Your eyes may deceive you, 178 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:52,466 as the spirits respond to your sympathetic vibrations. 179 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:54,010 Sounds awesome. 180 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:55,261 Yeah. Sí, sí, sí. 181 00:09:55,344 --> 00:09:58,055 Uh, but where's the famous people's room? 182 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:01,267 Because we are the celebrities, we are the Muppets. 183 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:03,311 Oh! 184 00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:04,437 Oh! 185 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,897 - Oh, cool. - Gonzo, it's like a fun house. 186 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:12,486 Is this haunted room actually stretching or is it your imagination? 187 00:10:17,199 --> 00:10:18,534 - Whoa... - Whoo. 188 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:25,750 You know what? I just realized this room has no windows and no doors. 189 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:32,256 - Which offers this chilling challenge... - To find a way out. 190 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:36,010 Wait, wait a minute. A way out of the room or out of the house? 191 00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:37,303 What? 192 00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:40,973 You're kinda killing the moment here. I meant the room. 193 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,851 Sorry. 194 00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:51,650 Huh? 195 00:10:53,527 --> 00:10:55,654 Okay, first of all, where did he go, 196 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:58,366 and second of all, what is your problem, okay? 197 00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:04,914 I found the way out. 198 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:07,541 Secret door? Classic. 199 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,586 Okay, this is the last time I'm gonna say, 200 00:11:10,669 --> 00:11:12,755 this better lead to the party people's room. 201 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,340 Pepé, don't you get it yet? 202 00:11:14,423 --> 00:11:16,675 This is not some silly Halloween party. 203 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:18,260 This place is really haunted. 204 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:21,013 Okay, okay, if I don't see some champagne cocktails 205 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:23,724 and horsey derves ASPCA, I'm outta here. 206 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:27,561 Well, whatever you say. Come on, I think the ghost is clear. 207 00:11:28,145 --> 00:11:31,816 Oh, very funnies. The ghost is clear, like the coast is clear. 208 00:11:32,691 --> 00:11:36,278 Don't worry, folks, we're not gonna be explaining all the jokes. 209 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,248 Wow. 210 00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:58,926 Wow. 211 00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:00,636 Look at this guy and his red fish. 212 00:12:00,719 --> 00:12:02,972 Who would even pay to watch them do anything? 213 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:05,224 - It's him. - Who? 214 00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:06,517 The Great MacGuffin. 215 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,227 It was 100 years ago tonight 216 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:10,813 that he disappeared from this very mansion. 217 00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:18,696 Imagine, I could be standing on the very spot where The MacGuffin once stood. 218 00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:21,323 See, I'd like to be standing where the party is, okay? 219 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:26,745 - Hola, party peoples! Bard Pitts! - Wow. 220 00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:34,753 Ooh, cobwebs. 221 00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:40,843 Whoo, nice one. 222 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:04,909 I had so hoped we'd have a bigger cameo, Beaky. 223 00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:07,286 Budget. 224 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:12,958 Hmm... 225 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,556 Hola, celebrities, I'm here. 226 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,267 - Will ya look at that? - You're Juan Stanz-most. 227 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:34,438 - Uh, close. - But where are the, uh, famous peoples? 228 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:37,608 Oh, who needs famous people when you have the two of us? 229 00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:39,443 Oh! 230 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:42,947 You are an impossibly handsome man. 231 00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:46,825 You, my friend, are an impossibly handsome... 232 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,537 - King prawn. Mmm. - King prawn. 233 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,663 - Juan? - Yeah? 234 00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:53,707 I don't know if you noticed this, but this place is crazies. 235 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,794 You know what? Because you're so famous, 236 00:13:56,877 --> 00:13:59,255 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, okay? 237 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:01,507 My most famous secret. Would you like to hear it? 238 00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:02,758 - Oh, yes. - Come a little closer. 239 00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:03,884 - Okay. - Little closer. 240 00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,928 - Yeah. - Not that close, it's the breath. 241 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:07,555 - Plankton. Mmm. - You ready? 242 00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:15,229 - Jeepers creepers. - Jeepers creepers. Oh! 243 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,984 Pepé! Pepé! Whoa! Whoa! Take it easy. 244 00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,235 This place is crazy. 245 00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:24,196 With all the smokes and the mirrors and the animaltronics. 246 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,823 - I'm outta here. - But, uh... 247 00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:29,868 How did you... 248 00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:33,747 - I'm outta here! - Uh... 249 00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:40,421 Pepé? 250 00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:11,910 Gonzo. 251 00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:15,706 - How did you... - Don't ask. Peel me. 252 00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:17,124 Okay. 253 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,421 You were stuck there. 254 00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:25,090 - Serpents and spiders... - Whoa! A séance. 255 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,051 - A what? A why... What is it? - Come on. 256 00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:29,219 ...calling the spirits, wherever they're at. 257 00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:31,472 - This just keeps getting better. - I don't think so. 258 00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:35,059 Pumpkins and ghoulies from last Halloween, 259 00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:39,772 awaken the spirits with your tambourine. 260 00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:43,901 Creepies and crawlies, toads in a pond... 261 00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:45,277 - Come, come on. - No, no. 262 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:48,906 ...let there be music from regions beyond. 263 00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:51,116 Wow! 264 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,620 That is amazing, how are you doing that? 265 00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:57,164 Excusez-moi, 266 00:15:57,247 --> 00:16:02,419 but you are interrupting the mysterious Madame Pigota. 267 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:07,883 Stop. Will you turn it down? I can't hear myself think. 268 00:16:07,966 --> 00:16:09,593 - Take five, everybody. - What? 269 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,303 Break time! Break time! 270 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,055 - Fer sure. - Groovy. 271 00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,932 Whoa, we're not taking a break, who said break? 272 00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:17,101 Oh, I could've sworn she called a break. 273 00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:19,269 It's like a union thing, right? 274 00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:23,315 No, you heard the hog's head, guys. Time to dematerialize. 275 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,442 Wait, where you going? No, no... 276 00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:29,238 Great. Hey, since you're on a break, 277 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,407 can you contact somebody from the great beyond? 278 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:34,827 I wish, but the Wi-Fi in here's lousy. 279 00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,995 It's like a total dead zone. 280 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,831 - Ugh. - You know what else is lousy? 281 00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:41,041 This my biggest scene in this whole special, 282 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:45,170 and they stick my head in a fish bowl. 283 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,588 I think we should go. 284 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:47,673 Uh... 285 00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:50,759 Uh, do you foresee a way out of here for us? 286 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,595 Fine. 287 00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:58,809 Pumpkin spice lattes and a vampire bat, 288 00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:02,604 you must find a door with a glowing exat. 289 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,356 "Exat"? 290 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,859 I don't know, you try and rhyme with "bat." 291 00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:09,528 Oh, uh, fat, rat, hat. 292 00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:10,779 How you doin'? 293 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:14,742 Uh, right this way, and I prefer "Husky." 294 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,702 - Oh. - Hmm. Okay, go, go, go, go. 295 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:18,620 Wow! 296 00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,165 She is good. 297 00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:23,709 Tips are encouraged. 298 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:26,420 Oh, uh, don't trust free cheese. 299 00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:27,880 - Quick, quick, quick. - Hmm... 300 00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:32,050 Kim! Kimmy, yoo-hoo! There's a smudge on the crystal again. 301 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,511 - Yes, Madame. Yes, Madame. - A little higher. 302 00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:35,763 Thank you. 303 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:41,810 Oh, for crying out loud. 304 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,816 - Pepé? Which way? - Hmm? Out. 305 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,194 Uh... 306 00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:51,528 What? 307 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,322 Whoa! Cool! 308 00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:59,661 Choo-choo! Coming through! 309 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,914 - Run! - Oh! 310 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,132 Oh... 311 00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:17,513 I knew there'd be rides! 312 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:18,639 Welcome aboard! 313 00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:23,560 - How you doing, Pepé? - I wanna go home. I wanna go home... 314 00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:29,441 Hmm. Happy Halloween! 315 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,652 Happy birthday to me. 316 00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:34,696 Hap... Oh! 317 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:38,158 Oh, my love, dancing with you makes me feel so light on my feet. 318 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,244 That's because we don't have feet. 319 00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:46,750 I just adore the decor, don't you? 320 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:50,212 Why? Do you like things that are old and decrepit? 321 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:52,840 I'm dancing with you, aren't I? 322 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:55,050 So what are you doing for Thanksgiving? 323 00:18:55,133 --> 00:18:58,262 Oh, some of my ghoul friends are having me for dinner. 324 00:18:58,345 --> 00:18:59,847 Awkward. 325 00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:02,099 What? 326 00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:04,685 Nothing, nothing, nothing. Here we go and one. 327 00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:08,021 - One, two, three... Thank you. - Very good. 328 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,109 Draw. 329 00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,780 - No. - Boo! 330 00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:24,413 Whoa! Whoa! 331 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:25,581 My God! 332 00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:26,707 - Oh! - Wha... 333 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:28,917 Hmm. That was unsafe. 334 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:32,129 You fellas okay? 335 00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:33,422 Yeah, fine. 336 00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:34,923 Good. 337 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,593 Uh, sorry, everybody, food's here. 338 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,636 Mmm. 339 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,431 I says to him, I says, "See through you?" 340 00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:45,434 Well, you finally got the party you wanted. 341 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:49,187 What? Are you crazy? I said famous peoples, not scary peoples. 342 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:55,360 Hey, it's a gig, and I get all the bones I can chew. 343 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:58,155 Uh, until they want 'em back. 344 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,161 And now it's showtime! 345 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:10,709 Thank you, thank you, and welcome to The Mansion Show. 346 00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:12,836 Boo! 347 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,422 Now, we have got a great show for you tonight, folks, 348 00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:18,258 guaranteed to tickle your funny bones. 349 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,968 That was pretty good. 350 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,596 - So... Boils and ghouls... - Oh, how about that? 351 00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:27,643 ...please welcome our very own Gauzey The Hatbox Bear! 352 00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:30,437 Hiya, hiya, hiya. Boy, you're a scary audience. 353 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,857 Usually I'm worried about dying up here, but it looks like you beat me to it. 354 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,609 Boo! Boo! 355 00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:37,402 Oh, no, not you guys. 356 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,863 Don't you have anything better to do than boo me? 357 00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:43,158 - We're ghosts. - Yeah, booing comes with the territory. 358 00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:45,827 Boo! Boo! 359 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,704 Wait, wait, I haven't told my best joke. 360 00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:50,540 What happens if you don't pay your exorcism bill? 361 00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:54,336 You get repossessed! Shocka-wocka! 362 00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:58,048 - Terrible. - This guy's not funny. 363 00:20:58,131 --> 00:20:59,591 Sí, sí. And his head came off. 364 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:02,803 Okay, okay, wasn't that great, folks? 365 00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:06,682 - No! No! - Ugh. Ooh! 366 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:07,933 Hold on. 367 00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:11,853 Looks like we have some new ghosts... I mean, guests. 368 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,313 Oh! 369 00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:14,898 Ah! 370 00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:20,445 Fiends, omens, and bogeymen, lend me your fears. 371 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:26,743 We come not to praise Gonzo, but to bury him. 372 00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:28,578 Oh! 373 00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:30,080 And his little amigo, too. 374 00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:33,291 We now invite you to sit back and relax, 375 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:40,132 as our 999 residents proudly present... your funeral. 376 00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:46,430 Welcome to the life hereafter 377 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:48,682 Sleepless nights, eternal laughter 378 00:21:48,765 --> 00:21:51,018 Buy the farm, push up some daisies 379 00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:53,311 Come get down with us creepy crazies 380 00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:55,522 Hi, wanna come play with me? 381 00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:56,690 Frights du jour 382 00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:57,774 And daily nightmares 383 00:21:57,858 --> 00:22:00,152 Ghoulish scares to raise your neck hairs 384 00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:02,362 If you think it's too macabre 385 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:04,573 Follow the floating candelabra 386 00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:10,078 But he ain't French and he can croon 387 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,789 We did that In a beastly cartoon 388 00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,583 She was a beauty 389 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:17,294 We'll never rest We'll never cease 390 00:22:17,377 --> 00:22:21,798 Till you finally rest in peace 391 00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:24,051 You can fly and you can float 392 00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:25,635 Or you can scream just like a goat 393 00:22:26,803 --> 00:22:28,722 But to quench your endless questions 394 00:22:28,805 --> 00:22:31,600 First you must sleep down with the fishes 395 00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:36,480 Hey! Hold on, I'm not sleepy! 396 00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:37,731 Rain or snow 397 00:22:37,814 --> 00:22:38,815 Lightning or thunder 398 00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:42,110 The party is down here six feet under 399 00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:44,529 Trick or treat? 400 00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:45,822 Take a smell of my feet 401 00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:48,408 And give me something good to eat 402 00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:50,243 You're all alone 403 00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:51,495 But don't be scared 404 00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:54,372 We've got your wake all pre-prepared 405 00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:55,749 Hi, I'm serving soup. 406 00:22:55,832 --> 00:22:59,002 It's a cream mock tortoise and a yummy red that pairs with rigor mortis. 407 00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:03,215 It's all so dopey I'm complaining 408 00:23:03,298 --> 00:23:05,425 At least it's almost entertaining 409 00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:07,886 Huh? 410 00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:10,222 - What the... - Your attention, please. 411 00:23:10,305 --> 00:23:14,267 Please remain seated in your doom buggy, 412 00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:17,771 and we will continue our tour momentarily. 413 00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:19,314 Oh, no. 414 00:23:19,397 --> 00:23:21,817 The only thing worse than being stuck in here with you 415 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:24,653 is being stuck in here with them. 416 00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:25,987 We tell jokes 417 00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:27,280 I do tricks 418 00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:29,032 With my deadly candlesticks 419 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,912 Come on now and lift your glass 420 00:23:33,995 --> 00:23:36,456 Filled with poisoned sassafras 421 00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:43,296 Sign your bill Deed, and trust 422 00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:45,465 Guess it's time to bite the dust 423 00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:48,218 Cash in your chips, we're not joking 424 00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:50,720 Now's the time you should be croaking 425 00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:54,516 You're so great, none can compare 426 00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:59,187 No one has your savoir faire 427 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:04,609 It's time to turn your whole life story Into a momento mori 428 00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:10,907 Corpse by corpse and one by one Until you shout, "My life is done" 429 00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:13,410 So join us in this life hereafter 430 00:24:22,335 --> 00:24:24,421 Now the greatest act of all 431 00:24:24,504 --> 00:24:27,007 It's Gonzo's final curtain call 432 00:24:27,090 --> 00:24:29,259 From the basement to the rafters 433 00:24:29,342 --> 00:24:31,344 Join us in the great hereafter 434 00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:33,763 You'll be great forever after 435 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:36,016 In our monstrous life hereafter 436 00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:42,939 For our afterparty afterlife 437 00:24:50,780 --> 00:24:53,783 Rest in peace 438 00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:55,452 RIP 439 00:24:57,078 --> 00:25:00,498 Yes! Yes, a thousand times yes. 440 00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:02,667 Sí. And one time no way, José. 441 00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:04,419 That was incredible. 442 00:25:04,502 --> 00:25:07,130 Oh, thank you. We're here all week, 443 00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:10,550 and all year, and also through all eternity. 444 00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:12,928 Lucky. How did you die? 445 00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:15,138 Who, me? Oh, I croaked. 446 00:25:16,556 --> 00:25:18,225 Ah, good one. 447 00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:20,060 Uh, how'd you die? On stage? 448 00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:21,937 I'm dead? 449 00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:23,980 Oh, dear. 450 00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:25,190 I must say, Gonzo... 451 00:25:25,857 --> 00:25:28,109 You don't seem at all frightened. 452 00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:29,694 Oh, nothing scares me. 453 00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:32,280 Well... We shall see about that. 454 00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:36,493 Dun, dun, dun! 455 00:25:37,243 --> 00:25:38,954 Oh, we've missed it, haven't we? 456 00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:40,705 And it was a big one, too. 457 00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:41,998 - Sorry. - Sorry! 458 00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:43,541 - That's disappointing. - Enough. 459 00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:46,586 Gonzo, let's get outta here. If we don't go now, we're gonna... 460 00:26:10,276 --> 00:26:14,155 Why, hello there, short, red, and crustaceous. 461 00:26:18,618 --> 00:26:20,161 Do you speak Spanish? 462 00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:21,663 Yes, and you? 463 00:26:21,746 --> 00:26:24,082 Yes. I, I mean, uh... 464 00:26:24,165 --> 00:26:26,543 Yes, my handsome... 465 00:26:27,293 --> 00:26:29,587 - uh, gumbo. - Prawn. 466 00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:31,131 - Yeah. - But close enough. 467 00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:33,758 Yes. 468 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:34,843 Hmm. 469 00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:38,805 So do you believe in love at first sight, or should I float by again? 470 00:26:38,888 --> 00:26:40,974 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 471 00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:44,602 You don't go nowheres. 472 00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:48,565 You know, this party's dead. 473 00:26:48,648 --> 00:26:52,360 Why don't you and I leave, jumbo? 474 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:53,987 Sí. Sí, we should... 475 00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:58,283 Did you just call me "jumbo"? 476 00:26:58,366 --> 00:27:03,663 Why, yes, I couldn't help but notice that you are a king prawn. 477 00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:07,500 Oh! 478 00:27:09,252 --> 00:27:10,837 Say again? 479 00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:16,259 You are a king prawn. 480 00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:20,972 Oh, just come here. You okay? 481 00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:22,682 - Okay. - Okay, come with me. 482 00:27:22,766 --> 00:27:24,559 Okay. 483 00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:28,521 It appears the prawn has made a friend, Gonzo. 484 00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:31,775 But since you aren't busy, I'd like to show you something. 485 00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:34,235 Cool, I hope it's finally something scary. 486 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:38,073 Well, you may consider yourself to be fearless, Gonzo, 487 00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:40,450 but everyone is afraid of something. 488 00:27:40,533 --> 00:27:41,618 Not me. 489 00:27:41,701 --> 00:27:42,786 You can unscrew my head, 490 00:27:42,869 --> 00:27:45,830 take a look inside, and you wouldn't find a single fear. 491 00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:47,665 That could be arranged. 492 00:27:47,749 --> 00:27:49,000 Cool. 493 00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:52,045 Now, here comes your challenge. 494 00:27:52,128 --> 00:27:57,926 Of all the guests we've ever had, of all the doors within these halls, 495 00:27:58,009 --> 00:28:03,098 there is but one room no one has ever dared to enter. 496 00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:07,268 Ooh, what's that? The shark room? The lava pit? The Critics' Circle? 497 00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:11,564 Room 999. 498 00:28:11,648 --> 00:28:13,942 - Dun, dun... - No, not now, not now. 499 00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:15,193 Da. 500 00:28:15,276 --> 00:28:17,695 Uh, how do I find room 999? 501 00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:20,865 This shall illuminate your way. 502 00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:22,867 Ooh. 503 00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:27,330 All right. Um, but what if I, uh... 504 00:28:29,749 --> 00:28:30,750 Huh. 505 00:28:32,836 --> 00:28:34,963 - Yes? - Uh, nothin'. 506 00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:39,259 Did I... scare you? 507 00:28:39,342 --> 00:28:42,345 No, I love this. Come on. 508 00:28:42,428 --> 00:28:46,558 The key is to face your fears, no matter how terrifying. 509 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,352 Ooh! 510 00:28:50,019 --> 00:28:52,230 Indoor lightning. Fantastic. 511 00:28:54,649 --> 00:28:55,984 Oh, you're funny. 512 00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:57,694 Oh, you are so cute. 513 00:28:57,777 --> 00:28:59,737 Oh, I know. 514 00:28:59,821 --> 00:29:02,782 - Oh, stop it. - I won't, I won't. 515 00:29:02,866 --> 00:29:05,577 - Oh, you know what you are? - What? 516 00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:09,164 King prawn. 517 00:29:09,247 --> 00:29:14,961 Yes, you are my big, jumbo, king prawn. 518 00:29:16,796 --> 00:29:19,966 - Oh, get up, silly. - What happened? 519 00:29:20,049 --> 00:29:23,219 Oh, so this is where I spend most of my time. 520 00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:25,555 - Amongst my memories. - Oh. 521 00:29:25,638 --> 00:29:29,350 Resting, scrapbooking, doing yoga, 522 00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:31,686 sharpening cutlery. 523 00:29:31,769 --> 00:29:34,939 Whoa, it's, uh, so cozies. 524 00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:36,691 But mostly, 525 00:29:36,774 --> 00:29:43,239 all I would hope for is to meet someone just like you, Pepper. 526 00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:44,699 Uh, Pepé. 527 00:29:44,782 --> 00:29:46,576 Oh, Pepé... 528 00:29:46,659 --> 00:29:50,496 I can't hide my feelings for you any longer. 529 00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:51,664 Really? 530 00:29:51,748 --> 00:29:53,124 Really. 531 00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:58,922 I could just eat you alive, my sweet, warm meat. Hmm. 532 00:29:59,005 --> 00:30:00,965 Okay. I... 533 00:30:02,884 --> 00:30:04,594 Wow, that's a new one, Sal. 534 00:30:04,677 --> 00:30:07,472 I don't think she's ever eaten anyone before, has she? 535 00:30:07,555 --> 00:30:12,101 Yeah, she never tried to eat me or Alberta. 536 00:30:13,394 --> 00:30:16,022 - Yeah. - Well, she did nibble my neck once. 537 00:30:16,105 --> 00:30:18,942 Before she snapped it, so lovingly. 538 00:30:19,025 --> 00:30:20,109 What's wrong with him? 539 00:30:20,193 --> 00:30:22,111 How should I know? I never married her. 540 00:30:22,195 --> 00:30:23,446 - Oh, Pepé. - Hmm? 541 00:30:23,529 --> 00:30:26,741 I just want to smother you in my love. 542 00:30:26,824 --> 00:30:29,744 - I want to kill you with kindness. - Oh-ho... 543 00:30:29,827 --> 00:30:33,039 - I want to drown you in kisses. - Oh! 544 00:30:33,122 --> 00:30:35,458 Well, I can hold my breath a long time. 545 00:30:38,753 --> 00:30:42,257 Let's be married, you and I 546 00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:46,219 You'll be my groom And I will be your bride 547 00:30:46,302 --> 00:30:49,889 We'll spend forever side by side 548 00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:54,852 Imagine that, what a spooky ride! 549 00:30:56,312 --> 00:30:59,857 Stuck together for eternity 550 00:30:59,941 --> 00:31:03,945 Till death do we part, is this for me? 551 00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:05,613 I'm sure, por favor 552 00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:12,203 That I perceive Forever, my love, just you and me 553 00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:18,126 Don't hide your love and act so shy 554 00:31:18,209 --> 00:31:21,546 How could I resist Since you caught my eye? 555 00:31:21,629 --> 00:31:25,049 Haunting each other, dusk till dawn 556 00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:26,884 I'll be your wife 557 00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:29,429 And I will be your prawn 558 00:31:29,512 --> 00:31:33,099 -Stuck together for eternity -Stuck together for eternity 559 00:31:33,182 --> 00:31:36,936 -Till death, we are dancing in harmony -Till death, we are dancing in harmony 560 00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:40,398 If her spooky vibes give you the creeps 561 00:31:40,481 --> 00:31:44,277 Be careful, pal, she plays for keeps 562 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:45,445 I was chopped up! 563 00:31:45,528 --> 00:31:46,612 I was drowned! 564 00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:49,490 Hey, I was buried in that kooky ground 565 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:50,658 Sorry. 566 00:31:53,661 --> 00:31:56,956 What's the matter with you? You can't say that. This is a family show. 567 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,041 What are you doing? 568 00:31:58,124 --> 00:32:01,336 -Haunting each other, dusk till dawn -Haunting each other, dusk till dawn 569 00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:02,879 I'll be your wife 570 00:32:02,962 --> 00:32:06,257 And I will be your prawn! 571 00:32:24,567 --> 00:32:27,362 Let me out of here! 572 00:32:37,580 --> 00:32:39,165 So, this is it. 573 00:32:39,248 --> 00:32:41,626 The greatest challenge of my career. 574 00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:44,504 I wonder if, uh... Gee. 575 00:32:44,587 --> 00:32:46,172 Nobody says goodbye here. 576 00:32:46,255 --> 00:32:47,507 They just ghost you. 577 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,844 Oh, I get it. 578 00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:55,556 Hello? 579 00:32:57,517 --> 00:32:59,477 I'm not afraid of the dark, you know. 580 00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:02,855 Or echoes. 581 00:33:04,690 --> 00:33:05,691 Clever. 582 00:33:08,903 --> 00:33:10,196 Cool. 583 00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:16,202 - Oh. - Grape, please. 584 00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:19,956 Hmm. 585 00:33:20,039 --> 00:33:21,874 - Yuck. - He ate the spiders. 586 00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:24,127 You are so much better than all my other axes. 587 00:33:24,210 --> 00:33:26,254 Uh, axes? 588 00:33:26,337 --> 00:33:29,507 - Oh. Oh, exes. - Oh, oh, okay. 589 00:33:29,590 --> 00:33:31,634 Just a few minor, youthful indiscretions, 590 00:33:31,717 --> 00:33:34,512 but nothing for you to lose your head over. 591 00:33:34,595 --> 00:33:35,805 Okay... 592 00:33:35,888 --> 00:33:37,348 Just water under the bridge. 593 00:33:37,432 --> 00:33:39,392 Mmm, yeah, it's because she lopped off our heads. 594 00:33:39,475 --> 00:33:42,019 Yeah, and threw our bodies in the water under the bridge. 595 00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:43,604 Yeah! I mean, she... 596 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:44,689 Oh... 597 00:33:44,772 --> 00:33:48,734 Okay. So let's see, I will need something buried, something boo. 598 00:33:48,818 --> 00:33:52,780 Something moldy and someone new. 599 00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:55,283 Grape, por favor. 600 00:33:55,366 --> 00:33:56,826 Oh, sure. Oh! 601 00:33:57,577 --> 00:33:58,870 - Excuse me. - Mmm. 602 00:33:58,953 --> 00:34:02,457 Uh, those grapes are funnies! They tickle my tummies. 603 00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:04,250 Yes. Oh, Pepé. 604 00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:09,964 You have all the grapes you want. I'm gonna fatten you up! 605 00:34:33,446 --> 00:34:34,864 Hey there, handsome. 606 00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:37,366 Whoa! That's pretty cool. 607 00:34:37,450 --> 00:34:39,952 Jinx! 608 00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:43,748 Wait a second, this is fun. I thought this was supposed to be scary. 609 00:34:43,831 --> 00:34:49,045 Sometimes facing yourself is the scariest thing in the world. 610 00:34:49,128 --> 00:34:51,297 Not me, I'm not scared. 611 00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:54,008 And you gotta admit, I do look great in green. 612 00:34:54,091 --> 00:34:56,135 No wonder Kermit is so popular. 613 00:34:56,219 --> 00:34:59,597 You do look great, for now. 614 00:35:03,267 --> 00:35:06,521 Careful, my love. I'm getting a little choked up. 615 00:35:06,604 --> 00:35:08,272 Oh. 616 00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:11,400 Me too, mi amor. 617 00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:12,985 Prepare the altar! 618 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,286 He's a goner. 619 00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:28,042 You're saying that everyone here is trapped in the mansion by their fear? 620 00:35:28,125 --> 00:35:32,463 Yeah. All 999. 621 00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:35,258 But there's always room for one more. 622 00:35:35,341 --> 00:35:37,927 So, what are your fears? 623 00:35:38,010 --> 00:35:39,720 I don't have any fears. 624 00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:42,640 I've been shot out of a cannon. Strapped to a rocket. 625 00:35:42,723 --> 00:35:44,934 Gone skydiving without a parachute. 626 00:35:45,017 --> 00:35:47,019 I've done it all and lived to tell. 627 00:35:47,103 --> 00:35:50,815 Tell who? Looks to me like you're all alone. 628 00:35:55,319 --> 00:35:58,155 Aw, this reminds me of our wedding. 629 00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:04,829 Oh. 630 00:36:04,912 --> 00:36:08,583 Oh, here we go again. 631 00:36:09,375 --> 00:36:12,628 Sixth time's the charm, they say. 632 00:36:12,712 --> 00:36:15,923 "They" being Henry VIII. 633 00:36:18,342 --> 00:36:19,885 Dearly departed... 634 00:36:19,969 --> 00:36:22,013 All alone. 635 00:36:23,097 --> 00:36:24,265 I'm not alone! 636 00:36:24,348 --> 00:36:26,892 Look, you see, my friends are right here. 637 00:36:26,976 --> 00:36:29,520 Hey, guys, it's me, Gonzo! Guys? 638 00:36:29,604 --> 00:36:31,355 This is the greatest Halloween party ever! 639 00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:32,523 Yeah, well... 640 00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:35,484 Even better than last year when we did bobbing for tomatoes! 641 00:36:35,568 --> 00:36:36,819 Depends on who you ask. 642 00:36:36,902 --> 00:36:39,363 Yeah! Whoever heard of bobbin' for tomatoes anyway? 643 00:36:39,447 --> 00:36:41,198 - Am I right or wrong? - You're not wrong. 644 00:36:41,282 --> 00:36:42,825 Am I right? Am I wrong? 645 00:36:42,908 --> 00:36:45,286 Kermit! Hey! Hey! 646 00:36:45,369 --> 00:36:49,415 - Hello! - They can't hear or see you. 647 00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:53,544 Is it me? Or are you getting older? 648 00:36:55,129 --> 00:36:59,800 It's you. 649 00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:04,472 Wait! Where are you going? 650 00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:06,974 I mean, where am I going? 651 00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:09,101 Great question. 652 00:37:09,185 --> 00:37:11,354 Where are you going? 653 00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:18,653 - Having fun, chief? - Uh, oh, uh, yeah, Scooter, yeah. 654 00:37:18,736 --> 00:37:21,322 - I just wish Gonzo were here. - Kermit! 655 00:37:21,405 --> 00:37:25,368 Oh, you know him. He can't pass up a chance to prove he's The Great Gonzo! 656 00:37:25,451 --> 00:37:26,744 Well, that's just it, you know. 657 00:37:26,827 --> 00:37:30,039 I tried to tell him, you don't have to be The Great Gonzo to be great. 658 00:37:30,122 --> 00:37:31,957 Just being you is good enough. 659 00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:37,171 I never realized, I am afraid of something. 660 00:37:37,254 --> 00:37:41,592 I'm afraid nobody will care about me if I'm not doing dangerous stunts. 661 00:37:43,219 --> 00:37:47,807 And now... Now I'm afraid of being trapped here forever. 662 00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:51,185 Wha... 663 00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:54,313 Oh, that's it! 664 00:37:54,397 --> 00:37:57,775 The host said facing my fears was the key. 665 00:37:58,526 --> 00:37:59,652 I propose a toast. 666 00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:03,572 To The Great Gonzo, who couldn't be here with us tonight. 667 00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:05,408 Kermit. 668 00:38:07,493 --> 00:38:10,454 Kermit, I might never be with you again. 669 00:38:11,288 --> 00:38:12,873 That's what I'm really afraid of. 670 00:38:12,957 --> 00:38:15,543 I'm afraid I'll never see my friends again. 671 00:38:27,054 --> 00:38:30,808 Let me outta here! 672 00:38:36,522 --> 00:38:37,523 Ah! 673 00:38:42,403 --> 00:38:45,030 I'm impressed, Gonzo. You did it. 674 00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:48,701 Yes, I did. I faced my fears, and we made it through the night. 675 00:38:48,784 --> 00:38:51,078 Well, you did. But, uh... 676 00:38:51,662 --> 00:38:53,873 Uh, where's Pepé? 677 00:38:53,956 --> 00:38:56,959 I'm afraid he'll be staying with us, forever. 678 00:38:59,503 --> 00:39:01,255 Uh, no. No! 679 00:39:02,089 --> 00:39:04,258 Sounds like he's about to be loved to death. 680 00:39:05,217 --> 00:39:08,429 You, however, are free to go. 681 00:39:08,512 --> 00:39:11,265 As long as you leave before the sun rises. 682 00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:14,727 Oh. Uh... 683 00:39:15,519 --> 00:39:18,189 No. No, no, no. I can't. 684 00:39:18,981 --> 00:39:20,858 I won't leave here without Pepé. 685 00:39:20,941 --> 00:39:23,068 Are you sure? There isn't much time. 686 00:39:23,152 --> 00:39:26,280 Losing my friend is scarier than any room in this mansion. 687 00:39:26,363 --> 00:39:27,907 You tell me where he is. 688 00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:35,122 Follow the light. Go! 689 00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:36,248 All right! 690 00:39:42,004 --> 00:39:43,214 I'm coming, Pepé! 691 00:39:43,964 --> 00:39:45,382 - Shocka-wocka! - Uh-oh. 692 00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:47,676 Kimmy, yoo-hoo! You missed a spot! 693 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,304 - Come and play with us, Gonzo. - No! 694 00:39:50,387 --> 00:39:53,766 Forever and ever, or not... 695 00:39:56,268 --> 00:39:57,770 Whoa! 696 00:40:00,314 --> 00:40:03,275 Pepé! Whoa... 697 00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:07,321 If any person, living or dead, 698 00:40:07,404 --> 00:40:11,700 can show just cause as to why these two may not be joined together, 699 00:40:11,784 --> 00:40:14,161 - let them spook now or for... - Yeah, don't get me started. 700 00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:16,205 - Don't get him started. - If I had a nickel. 701 00:40:16,288 --> 00:40:18,249 - I don't know where to begin. - I don't, 702 00:40:18,332 --> 00:40:20,584 - but Alberta has something... - Silence! 703 00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:21,961 - Congratulations. - Can I... 704 00:40:22,044 --> 00:40:23,546 - True love. - Where are you registered? 705 00:40:23,629 --> 00:40:25,005 Can I summer with you? 706 00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:36,308 Yes, now, let's see, where was I? 707 00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:39,728 Mmm, yes. I did the preamble. 708 00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:44,692 It was exquisite, wasn't it? Objections. Extensive. 709 00:40:44,775 --> 00:40:46,360 Hmm... 710 00:40:46,443 --> 00:40:50,573 I believe that you two have prepared some special little vows for each other. 711 00:40:50,656 --> 00:40:51,699 Yes, yes, yes, we have. 712 00:40:51,782 --> 00:40:54,535 Um, would you like to go first, my dearest? 713 00:41:05,462 --> 00:41:06,505 Whoa! 714 00:41:08,799 --> 00:41:10,551 Okay, if you insist. I'll go. 715 00:41:10,634 --> 00:41:15,264 Pepé, my one and only... Mmm... 716 00:41:16,432 --> 00:41:18,684 My sixth love. 717 00:41:18,767 --> 00:41:20,936 My... No, my jumbo prawn. 718 00:41:25,816 --> 00:41:29,069 - Ah-ha! - My king everything. 719 00:41:32,364 --> 00:41:36,952 And finally, we come to the big moment. 720 00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:38,787 Pepé. I'm coming for ya. 721 00:41:38,871 --> 00:41:41,749 Do you, Pepé the King Prawn, 722 00:41:41,832 --> 00:41:46,170 take Constance Hatchaway to be your awfully wedded wife? 723 00:41:46,253 --> 00:41:47,338 Pepé. 724 00:41:50,174 --> 00:41:52,259 Oh, no! 725 00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:54,178 In sickness and in heck. 726 00:41:57,222 --> 00:41:59,058 - Whoa! - For eternity. 727 00:42:02,519 --> 00:42:03,729 Till death... 728 00:42:03,812 --> 00:42:05,022 Coochie coochie coo! 729 00:42:06,065 --> 00:42:08,442 Arriba! 730 00:42:08,525 --> 00:42:09,526 I'm comin', Pepé! 731 00:42:09,610 --> 00:42:11,153 Do your parts. 732 00:42:17,242 --> 00:42:20,663 Stop! Pepé, stop! You're gonna be trapped in this house forever! 733 00:42:20,746 --> 00:42:22,414 - Hmm. - Ah! He's right. 734 00:42:22,498 --> 00:42:24,124 And to be perfectly honest, dear fellow, 735 00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:25,709 it's not all wakes and weddings. 736 00:42:25,793 --> 00:42:29,797 - But she loves me. She calls me "jumbo." - Yes. 737 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,423 Pepé, remember sunrise. 738 00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:34,885 Hey! How dare you interrupt my wedding? 739 00:42:34,969 --> 00:42:39,598 Oh, yeah? Well, I have faced my fears, and homicidal brides are not on the list. 740 00:42:39,682 --> 00:42:42,643 Okay. What's happening here? 741 00:42:42,726 --> 00:42:46,188 This was definitely not in the rehearsal. 742 00:42:46,271 --> 00:42:49,316 - What? - Oh, that's it. I'm out. 743 00:42:52,152 --> 00:42:53,737 Oh, boy! Oh, boy! 744 00:42:53,821 --> 00:42:55,447 What are you doing, you little... 745 00:42:55,531 --> 00:42:56,532 Pepé, let's go. 746 00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:58,409 I got ya, buddy. 747 00:42:58,492 --> 00:43:00,452 Gonzo! 748 00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:13,465 No! My love. 749 00:43:17,094 --> 00:43:18,679 Oh. 750 00:43:20,514 --> 00:43:24,309 I didn't expect to see you two... alive. 751 00:43:25,602 --> 00:43:27,146 How was the party? 752 00:43:27,229 --> 00:43:29,106 Wasn't a party! It was for reals! 753 00:43:31,066 --> 00:43:33,110 I guess I'll have to start over. 754 00:43:38,073 --> 00:43:40,659 - I'm not a shrimp. I'm a king... Oh! - No time! 755 00:43:40,743 --> 00:43:42,494 Come on, come on, come on, come on! 756 00:43:43,912 --> 00:43:46,832 Don't go. Don't go, stay! Stay, it's such a fun place. 757 00:43:46,915 --> 00:43:48,876 Do you want an encore? I'll sing for you. 758 00:43:48,959 --> 00:43:51,128 No, no, there's s'more. 759 00:43:51,211 --> 00:43:52,588 Bring me some tacos! 760 00:43:52,671 --> 00:43:56,008 Don't go. Stay. Stay! I'll write to you. 761 00:43:56,091 --> 00:43:58,052 Let's go! 762 00:44:00,179 --> 00:44:02,306 No! I'm too young. 763 00:44:02,389 --> 00:44:04,433 - Gentlemen, you... - Didn't make it. 764 00:44:04,516 --> 00:44:07,394 No, no, no. So many ladies to love. 765 00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:11,148 - Dances to do. Monies to make. - Whoa! 766 00:44:11,231 --> 00:44:13,609 Why do I keep burping up little legs? 767 00:44:13,692 --> 00:44:15,778 You are both... 768 00:44:16,904 --> 00:44:17,905 free to go! 769 00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:19,490 I... But... What? 770 00:44:19,573 --> 00:44:21,575 - Did you say free to go? - Indeed. 771 00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:26,997 You did what no one else has done before, Gonzo. 772 00:44:27,081 --> 00:44:29,833 - Crash my wedding? - I had to, Pepé. 773 00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:32,711 She was gonna trap you and torment you forever. 774 00:44:33,670 --> 00:44:36,381 But what did you know about love? You're dating a chicken. 775 00:44:36,465 --> 00:44:41,386 Gonzo, you performed the greatest feat a soul could ever achieve. 776 00:44:42,262 --> 00:44:47,351 You faced your fear. And that is the greatest act of all. 777 00:44:48,936 --> 00:44:50,229 Something... 778 00:44:51,396 --> 00:44:52,397 I could never do. 779 00:44:53,232 --> 00:44:55,859 - Oh... - You are The Great MacGuffin! 780 00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:01,907 Give us a kiss, huh? 781 00:45:01,990 --> 00:45:05,452 Okay, this is the creepiest thing I've seen all night. Let's go. 782 00:45:06,245 --> 00:45:09,540 Huh. Well, I guess you can't come with us, right? 783 00:45:10,249 --> 00:45:12,042 I've made peace with my fate. 784 00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:13,669 This is my home. 785 00:45:14,586 --> 00:45:17,589 These are my friends now. 786 00:45:17,673 --> 00:45:20,467 Well, it's such an honor to meet you, sir. 787 00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:24,471 Some magician. You don't even do any tricks. 788 00:45:24,888 --> 00:45:27,057 Pick a card. Any card. 789 00:45:29,810 --> 00:45:33,939 "Bravo, Gonzo! You are The Greatest! MacGuffin." 790 00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:37,025 Wow! 791 00:45:39,194 --> 00:45:41,697 Whoa... 792 00:45:47,536 --> 00:45:49,997 She came back. 793 00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:54,126 My Lord of Friday. This is a first. You boys have a good time? 794 00:45:54,209 --> 00:45:59,256 It was terrifying. I loved it. 795 00:45:59,339 --> 00:46:02,009 I am never partying with you again. 796 00:46:03,552 --> 00:46:04,595 I ate spiders. 797 00:46:05,470 --> 00:46:07,222 Sorry I missed it. 798 00:46:07,306 --> 00:46:08,348 - Gonzo? - Hmm? 799 00:46:09,266 --> 00:46:10,934 Gracias, my friend. 800 00:46:11,018 --> 00:46:12,269 You're welcome, pal. 801 00:46:13,645 --> 00:46:16,648 Well, hop in, boys. It's gonna be a beautiful morning. 802 00:46:16,732 --> 00:46:19,484 - Let's go. - Okay. 803 00:46:20,485 --> 00:46:21,987 Hurry back. 804 00:46:22,070 --> 00:46:26,825 Hurry back. Hurry back, my sweet. 805 00:46:29,995 --> 00:46:32,831 - Hi, Kermit. - Hey, Gonzo. How'd it go last night? 806 00:46:32,915 --> 00:46:35,083 - Wait till you hear. - I almost got married. 807 00:46:35,167 --> 00:46:37,002 Been there, done that. 808 00:46:37,085 --> 00:46:38,879 Say, you guys comin' over for breakfast? 809 00:46:38,962 --> 00:46:40,172 We're on our way over. 810 00:46:40,255 --> 00:46:43,008 Oh, good. Oh, why don't you bring your friends with ya? 811 00:46:43,091 --> 00:46:44,885 Friends? What friends? 812 00:48:22,691 --> 00:48:24,359 - Go. Hey. - Hey. 813 00:48:24,443 --> 00:48:25,527 Hey now! 814 00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:29,781 - Yeah. - Oh, baby! 815 00:48:34,244 --> 00:48:36,455 Rock out! 816 00:48:50,010 --> 00:48:51,386 Come on. Everybody sing. 817 00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:06,818 - One more time. - Whoo! 818 00:49:26,505 --> 00:49:28,799 That was so upsetting. 819 00:49:28,882 --> 00:49:30,967 My whole life just passed before my eyes. 820 00:49:31,051 --> 00:49:33,637 - How was it? - Better than what we just watched! 821 00:49:36,056 --> 00:49:37,849 Go home! Oh, wait, they are home. 59156

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