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BEWARE OF THE DOG

THE QUEENS

QUEEN SABINA

Help! Help!

Well! Or ...

N�o!

Don't do this! Don't do this!

Stop! No, help! Help! Help!

- Come here. - No, no!

Socorro!

It seems!

N�o! N�o!

N o!

N o! N o!

Please help!

No! Help! Help! Help...

Socorro!

Socorro.

Socorro!

Socorro! N�o!

N o!

Socorro! N�o! N�o!

N o!

No! No! Please don't!

Please don't!

Socorro!

Please don't!

Help!

Help, help!

Please! Stop the car!

- Ma'am... Ma'am! - My God.

- Calm. - Pain! Turn me around slowly!

I broke something.

- Have! - Relax.

- Slowly. - What a pain.

You are doing well.

Why come after me? It's not fair!

I didn't do anything to him.

Try to relax, it's over now.

- My feet! - It'll be fine in the car.

My shoes. My shoes are there.

- On here. Thanks. - No problem.

- Calm down, ma'am. - What a pain...

- I'm covered in scratches. - Take it easy. Lay down.

I should have punched you in the nose, animal!

That's right.

- How are you? - Pleasure. I am cold.

- I have a blanket. - Very cold.

Please.

Must be a pervert they released from prison!

- It's cold. - They must have left him here.

I have a daughter your age. If something like that happened to you,

I swear I would kill the man.

Cover up. Cover up, you'll be warm soon.

All the places. Everything hurting.

I had a big mental shock.

I must even have traumatic damage.

- How are you? - Not very well.

In fact, I'm freaking out.

Sorry for causing so much trouble.

- It's nothing. - I'm going to Parioli.

But it's too far away. Just take me to Rome.

Well, well, no pens.

No wonder you girls get in trouble.

- Who was he? Did you know? - No.

I went to a party and he was there.

You know how you end up talking to everyone about these things.

- My leg. - You should go to the hospital.

No, please, I'll be fine.

Say, how did it happen?

I don't know. He offered to drive me home in his car.

How would I know? He looked normal to me.

An officer, a great ambassador.

And out of nowhere he...

- He went totally crazy! - Don't worry, ma'am.

After all, nothing terrible happened.

You know, I think he punched me. Right in the nose.

Let me have a look. A look.

It's so swollen.

Your dress... In the fight, he must have ripped it.

No, the buttons are here.

The buttons are fine.

Want to join?

No, no, thanks, I'll wait here.

Sorry, but I need to refuel.

Can complete.

- Wait. - Yes?

Since you're coming in, I want ice cream.

- Want ice cream? - Yes.

Now? I thought I was cold.

- I'm not now. - Right.

Can I turn on your radio?

Do what you want.

Lemon and vanilla, okay?

It's fine.

Thanks.

See how I am. It wet me all over.

Lemon and vanilla.

Thanks.

Thanks.

- And... this is for you. - Thanks.

You misunderstood.

N�o � lim�o.

To cherry.

Well, you seem to be enjoying it.

Hope you like cherry.

So, ma'am?

He likes?

N�o.

A pig, that's what he is.

I still don't understand what made him act like that.

Who? Julio?

- So you knew him. - No, I just heard his name.

Now I remembered how it started.

The pig said, "My beauty, how could you

buy this dress? It's so vulgar. "

- Can you believe it? - Well, he had reasons.

Well, ... It could be said that...

- It's a little audacious. - Audacious?

The best texture, silk! But for you, it's audacious.

All debutantes are wearing this.

It could be right if it were open here, open here,

or so thin that it was transparent.

Then I would have to agree.

But what am I wearing, so discreet, with 3 little buttons,

all buttoned, neat and modest,

do you dare call him audacious?

I mean, I see it.

Another prude. That's what I get.

Nothing but purity so far.

Continue.

He said you bought an ordinary dress.

That was very intimate.

What did he say next, for example?

N o be.

For example...

Why not a bra?? Was it on purpose?"

- An insult! - But why not?

Never use, it leaves marks.

Yes, but without using anything, everything is visible,

- You must realize that. - What you mean?

That's part of the effect.

He has buttons, this part is for show.

- Is that silk? - No, it's pure cotton.

No, he asked if it was silk.

He put his hand right inside the dress.

- Like this? - Yeah, isn't it crazy?

- Rascal! - Yeah, he didn't need to touch me.

He could have asked. But no.

I prefer it there most of the time.

I always feel cold in my stomach and ribs.

I wonder... if I'm anemic.

He screwed up.

He grabbed me, pushed me,

it ripped me apart!

I can't imagine what he had in mind.

I am really sorry.

Another march!

Whenever he changed gears, he pulled up the dress.

You couldn't... Oh.

It's not possible. It was cut in the stall, what can I do?

Well, if you couldn't cover yourself, couldn't you have gone there?

I didn't have time! Suddenly he caught

momoeps here. I was freezing,

I could barely think, but I realized the intentions.

I pushed his hand away.

- He put it back. - Be careful.

He put it back, I pushed.

Leave your hands there, you can't touch it, ma'am.

Do you really think it was my fault?

- No, I don't think so. - He could do what he wanted.

Pulling, pushing, making, by.

I can see now whose fault it was.

The button is open, and then I'm naked.

The legs are in plain sight, so I'm lewd and inappropriate.

How about the bite? See her here!

The Bite! See, see what he did!

- He bit me here. - Get out of the way!

But... he bit me. He didn't like me.

- My fault. - Well, what...

What did you do then?

Me? I pretended to be asleep. Very quiet.

I was a little mouse with my eyes closed,

I pretended I was dreaming, dreaming...

I was moving and swaying, so soft.

Then I heard the sound...

It was him. Do you know what he said? He said...

- He said that? - Yes!

And then? What did you say?

Nothing! I stayed the same. Not a muscle moved.

Not a muscle. So quiet. I was an angel.

One hand. One hand!

He was touching me. There for lower and lower.

Is this the monster's hand?

My God. Where is she going?

At where? It goes lower...

Slowly. What is he going to do?

What is he going to do? Where is he going?

- He's going to do something. How far? - Lower, lower.

At where? At where? At where?

No, no! I want to leave! Don't touch me!

You are a dirty old man!

No, no! Get away from!

- I'm here. - Help! Help!

Come here!

- No, no! - Waiting!

- Come here! - Stop!

- Wait. - Help!

- Come here! - No!

- No! - Come back here!

Stop! Help! Help!

Socorro!

Help me! Help me, help me!

What was there? Why? Because with me?

- What did I do to him? - What happened?

In daylight does he try to molest you?

I swear I don't know. He freaked out of nowhere,

he seemed to be such a brotherly man.

All I did was tell...

N�o. N�o, n�o, n�o.

I know how it will end. I won't go through this again.

It doesn't matter, I don't want to know. Here, I'm going to Rome, come in.

On here.

No. Don't let me know.

No, I won't.

You're not gonna get me into that car.

It's not a deserted street.

The police or fire department must pass.

As you wish.

A sharp branch, I needed it. I can wear it on the dress.

I'm sure you'll be fine. All luck to you.

Let's see how it looks on my dress.

It must have been me.

You can't be honest.

That's it. I'm not good at telling stories,

Should be it.

Okay, now no one can say I'm exposed.

See, I have a bruise, I know!

N�o �.

It's just a scratch, it'll get better soon.

Sorry, I gotta go.

Listen, if you insist...

I'll call and ask for help.

Leave me at the end of the road, as far as I'm going.

There! I need to make a call, that's all.

We'll find a phone. Leave it to me.

Don't leave, don't move. Don't move, stay there.

I'm here and you're here.

�timo.

You know why it happened, don't you?

Of course I know.

I don't wear a bra, my legs are visible

and my dress is vulgar.

Obviously, it's my fault.

No, no, that's not the reason.

Italians already get turned on just by seeing a woman on TV.

They are sexually frustrated.

The reason is simply that.

Sim.

I realized this during my stay.

- So you're visiting. - Yeah, I'm from the US.

It's nice to meet someone from the US.

Thanks. Italians are obsessed with sex.

Just think about it.

as an occupational hazard.

But as you know, in New York, if someone is murdered,

no one cares, they keep walking down the street.

We are all different.

In England, well...

You can sleep with a girl and nothing happens.

- No. - It's true. They are intellectuals.

clear.

never try to make you feel guilty

for nothing happened, total freedom.

I never felt like I needed...you know?

But it should be like that. Imagine this here.

You know, whenever a man in Italy is with a woman,

they can never just be friends.

For example, in bed, I like...

I like to stay glued...

Well, minds are elsewhere.

In London, we are not sexually repressed.

They're more cultural, open-minded.

You can wear whatever you like, skirts, leopard skin,

- Black cape... - Nobody bothers you.

- That's good. - Nobody wants to prove anything.

Nobody should. So you're free to have your own moral code.

Of course.

Why are you stopping?

You wanted to use the phone.

There's one out there.

Well, you were so kind that now I'm not afraid.

That's good. I hope you don't mind,

I need to call someone.

I'm ashamed to say...

- What? - Well, after all the philosophy,

here I am, calling a girl.

Well, a very serious one.

Excuse me.

Sue...

Yes, wait.

I'm coming.

I can't stand being away from you, honey.

I can't live without you.

Work doesn't matter around you,

the work can wait.

I can only think about tonight.

E voc�?

What were you doing?

I was sleeping?

No, no, I'm sure it will.

I was dreaming about the two of us.

The two of us in bed together.

Is that how you feel?

You know, it's worse for me after today too.

After a good meal...

I get even hungrier.

Hungry.

No, don't do that, stay in bed.

Don't get dressed.

I'll be so quiet you won't even hear me.

I'll be in your head.

You know you can't run away from me.

I always get what I want.

No, don't get up. Stay in bed and wait for me.

All right, honey.

We will do as we did in Lugano.

Voc� me despir�...

I'll put our music to play...

e ent�o...

be patient, my love, not so fast...

Of course I remember. I remember everything.

All about you.

Like a body...

Voc� � t�o...

pink and soft everywhere.

Let's kiss forever.

I'll be there soon, my love.

And soon will be by my side.

Your body with mine, breathing in tune.

His white throat... White, white as...

recent snow ...

Repeat with me...

- I'll consume you. - I'll consume you.

- I will go, I will consume. - I will go, I will consume.

- Let's consume ourselves. - Let's consume ourselves.

It is consummated.

I'm very pink.

Me...

I just want you to know that.

Everything is fine.

And that my throat is...

White.

And that I can consume better than anyone else.

N�o, n�o!

Stop! Please!

No, don't do that!

I won't do anything!

No! No, wait!

N�o!

It seems!

ARMENIAN QUEEN

Excuse me, where do I find Armenia Bianchi?

Right there.

Hello? Do you have someone?

Cute...

Well, how are you?

Hey, leave my baby alone. Get out of here.

I don't think you got it. I'm a doctor.

I got an urgent call to come here.

Give me a hand on the radio.

Do you want me to play a song?

Sim.

My baby likes music.

I can't examine your son listening to music.

Tell me, how do I know if you're the doctor I called?

About Dr. Spazziani.

Of National Aid.

- Can I examine your baby? - Sure, go ahead.

But it doesn't have to. He has a bump on his head, that's all.

He fell.

Hey, how long will the rooster stay on his head?

Listen here, national aid doctors

they only handle emergencies, and obviously that's not the case.

If you want me to examine him, bring him to the clinic tomorrow.

It's open from 9am to 12pm. Good Morning!

Where are you going? Why are you leaving? I don't understand!

Bring him to the clinic tomorrow morning.

- Is he very sick? - No.

He looks fine, I'm just trying to explain...

Tell the truth, doctor. If my baby dies,

- I kill myself together. - Of course you won't die.

I don't know what you're talking about.

No need to worry about the rooster.

It will take, at most, a couple of days to disappear.

No, no, it needs to disappear now! Do something!

Sorry, I can't do anything right now.

We'll follow the rules then, okay?

I'll take you to the clinic tomorrow.

It's good for him to breathe the morning air. Poor thing.

Doctor...

You owe me 100 lire.

Pay 200, by the way. Stopped the song twice.

Yes, honey, let's go next.

I hope it doesn't take long. I waited all morning.

Finally. Let's go!

Be nice. We're next, finally.

It was really good, thank you.

It's nothing. He's so smart.

Madam... Madam.

I let her go first because she's late.

I haven't gone yet. I don't have a lot of money.

Solidarity pays. She gave 600 lire to pass.

Ma'am, if I can go after her, I'll pay the same.

That's fine by me.

I have plenty of time. I don't care.

Ma'am, can you come in?

- But she... - No, no, you now.

Among.

Leave your child on the stretcher.

And be grateful I didn't call the police.

But doctor, what did I do?

Really? You know very well.

N o be.

He's been here since 9:00 am swapping places with the other women.

- I have a caring heart. - You got paid!

It's a crook.

I would have money if they had paid me. I have nothing.

I don't even have money to go home.

Is it really?

- Get your hands off me! - What's that then?

Come here!

He attacked me! Put your hands on me!

He felt my breasts!

You are crazy! Stop this!

Let me go!

Excuse me, she's totally crazy.

In between, he arrives for dinner.

You tramp!

My hand!

- You're crazy! - You should be afraid.

Don't you know? I'm underage!

You, underage? What a joke.

I'll call the police. You will see.

I'll teach you what happens to young people who...

It's bleeding!

You're disgusting, that's what I think of you.

Everyone, rich or poor, deserves respect.

Because I have nothing, you treat me like nothing in front of my baby.

What are you doing there? Go away!

Here, you can take the baby. Get out of here now.

Go out and take your child with you!

Get out of here, I said! Outside!

I bet you would like me to go.

But what about the ticket I had to pay to get here?

Do your job!

Here, take this and leave.

Take him to another doctor. Dr. Valdoni, Dr. Frugonni,

I don't care, but get out of here!

Get out!

You gave me money because you're afraid of being reported.

Thanks.

Hey, what about parking?

See, there is no way to get into your car without paying someone.

That's how things are.

- Hey, hurry up, let's go. - Just a minute, okay?

Taking.

I'm not asking for charity, you know?

It's a bag, isn't it?

Act like it's an obligation.

- I can take a look - Sure, go ahead.

Please let me through, sir... Sorry.

- Ma'am, please. - Do me a favor!

- Get out of the way! - I let it pass.

Sir, let me through, I have a baby.

- I've been waiting since early. - I just want to deliver this.

Let me pass. Excuse me.

I just need a stamp and I've been everywhere.

It took me all morning. Excuse me.

I just need them stamped.

Just a stamp. Stamp!

Thanks. Excuse me.

Everything is fine.

Hey lady! Your baby!

- I forgot! - My God.

Thank you thank you.

Thanks.

Hey, look where you're walking.

These people in a hurry are no good.

Here it is.

Thanks.

Do you want a ride?

No thanks, I'm walking to exercise.

I've been getting fat.

Enter there. I give you a medicine to lose weight, it's easier.

It doesn't matter how much weight doctors put on.

We don't need to stay thin.

Wives don't care.

They're the only ones who see our belly and don't care.

And the rest be damned.

The phone always rings at the right time,

an urgent call from someone dying.

What's going on? Look at that!

- Wait! - What's going on?

- Wait here. - It's impossible, you know that!

Go around the block! See you in 5 minutes!

Wait, Dad!

I knew it! I knew I would see you sooner or later!

You're very smart... Here I am.

So... You just have that to say?

I wish you'd already arrested me.

They would take care of me.

My husband never remembers me.

What does your husband do?

N o be.

We never married.

I've seen him 3 times.

He got me pregnant the first time.

On Monday, he tried to take the baby away.

On the third, he...

Forgets.

Now...

He's blonde! I could have sworn the hair was brown.

- I painted. - Did you paint?

- It won't hurt, right? - Why did it?

He looked so much like his father.

Well, it can be good for a child.

Well, good night.

There's something I want to tell you.

Tell-me?

It was a lie. I wasn't going to call the police.

I couldn't go through with this.

Now, good night.

Wait!

You've been really good.

I wanted to apologize for my behavior.

I need to get food for my son!

Hold it! I'll be back in a minute!

Sweepers!

N�o, n�o, beb�.

But I don't understand, sir!

I said two hours ago that Mrs. Bianchini

went home and left again. Didn't you give my message?

But it's after 1:00 am, I still haven't heard from her!

Where could she be?

Yes I understand.

Sorry to wake you up. Goodbye, sir.

You are a good boy.

Where is Mommy?

Count-me.

- Goodbye! - Good night!

- Don't forget! - Goodbye!

Where is my son? What did you do with it?

- Is everything okay, doctor? - It'll be fine.

- Well, it's 3:30. - . Goodnight.

Where is he, you monster?

I'll report you to the police for kidnapping!

You won't get away with this! Where is he?

I knew as soon as I saw you,

that he wasn't trustworthy, that he was up to something.

As soon as you told me to come to the clinic,

I knew something was wrong.

But now they'll arrest you.

They'll arrest you and put you behind bars!

I won't lift a finger to help!

Not after what you did to my poor baby!

- Where is he? - Enough of making a scene!

I knew very well he was here!

Should have come hours ago!

It rained and I couldn't get a taxi.

Anyway, I didn't worry.

Look... There he is.

My treasure.

Don't worry, Mom's here.

It's okay.

I admit, I should have come as soon as I was told.

But I was thinking about the baby.

I thought, "The doctor will give him a home.

A real home. "

I thought he would be happier with you.

But I couldn't forget about my baby.

Not true? I would be happy with the doctor.

Look at the hot bed he bought you.

Not happy?

You know he has a lot of money.

I didn't buy it, I already had it. A patient left it here.

You can take it with you if you want.

Check it out! He even changed his diapers!

- Where did you put the old diaper? - In the bathroom.

It's a nice apartment.

I'm sure you don't live here alone.

- I have a cleaning lady. - A girl. Don't you have someone?

Where is the bathroom? Here it is.

I will wash the diaper!

I thought, since I'm here, I can take a shower.

Real bathtubs are a luxury. Goodbye!

Don't worry, I won't make a noise!

And I'll make everything nice and tidy.

You better go to sleep! You need to get up early tomorrow.

And don't peek through the keyhole!

Who's there?

I spent so much time in the bathtub that now I'm cold.

Can I warm up a little?

Al�?

I feared something had happened.

- It's past 10:00. - Is it past 10:00?

And everyone is waiting! Why didn't you call before?

I called before, doctor, but no one answered!

Okay, okay, I'll get there.

Breathe.

Of course, it's impossible to talk to you right now.

- You don't understand. I... - Keep breathing.

Sorry, I can't allow patients to cause a stir.

You need to sit down and wait your turn.

Can't wait 4 hours. I didn't come for consultation!

I'll be in and out in 5 minutes.

I told you, you'll have to wait.

Go inside and tell him that.

You see, young man... I don't take orders from anyone!

Much less of you. Wait in line like everyone else.

I don't have all day. What am I waiting for?

- Sorry, I can't help. - I need to see him!

Doctor, this young woman is insisting on seeing you.

It's an urgent matter.

Just a minute.

What was it?

I'm leaving. I came to say goodbye.

Wait, I'll get rid of the patient.

No, I'm in a hurry. I left my son in your car.

I didn't want him to know what happened.

What are you talking about? He's only 6 months old.

You weren't there when I woke up.

You disappeared.

Did I disappear? What about you?

First get into bed with me,

once you get what you want, it's over.

And when you end up with a woman, she doesn't matter, does she?

- Plus a minor... - You're not a minor

and you were the one who got into my bed, remember?

I just wanted to warm up.

Anyway, I didn't come here to blame you.

In a way, I'm glad it happened.

It made me realize that a decent woman from a good family

can't live alone.

Alone and unprotected.

I told my brother everything.

He forgave me.

- I'm leaving with him. - Please don't cry.

Come on, calm down, please, Armenia.

Please don't cry, Armenia.

I've been thinking about this a lot.

I mean, there are things I can do to help her.

Like what?

What are you saying? I don't understand you.

Well, I mean...

I would like to assist you.

In that case, give me money.

A lot of money would solve the whole problem.

Give you money?

Pretty?

It's impossible, I don't believe it.

You approached for money!

Everything coming from you is a big lie!

Come on, deny it. Go ahead.

Arm�nia.

Take your stupid money and shove it in your mouth!

I would die before I touched him.

But...

- My jacket. - Your jacket?

Yes, my jacket!

Help! Help, my baby is not here.

- He's been kidnapped! - He is sure?

- Yes, help! - Impossible!

She said they took the baby.

- What there was? - He was in here.

- Whose car is it? - It's mine!

- I was there in the morning. - There was one just like yours there.

Now I get it. Same assembler and model.

I remember, when he arrived, he tried to leave the car at the door.

He said he had to pull a tooth,

then I would go to the airport, catch a plane.

Do you know when he left?

10 minutes ago, but I didn't see a baby in the car.

In the back seat! I put it there. Don't you?

- He was there! - Calm down, be quiet!

Notify the hospital, call all the police,

the airport police!

Give the description: He is 6 months old and has blond hair.

- Brown. - Brown.

- But he was blond. - It's brown now.

- But he was blond yesterday. - It's brown now.

- I saw it with my own eyes! - I said brown.

Doctor, do you mind calling the police yourself?

No, no, we have to go to the airport.

Go and do as I say. Quick, come in!

We have to try to reach the car! Fast!

- You can't park here. - We have to retrieve a baby!

I don't know of any babies in a car.

The police have already been notified!

Talk to him! This way.

Attention, please, a baby has been placed

by mistake in the back seat of a beige 1966 Fiat 500,

parked in front of the National Health Hospital.

The car's owner is believed to be at the terminal.

The baby has brown hair and is 6 months old.

Please report to the police as soon as you have information

about the child.

Hey, voc a below! Police! Why are you standing still?

Need to check every car in the parking lot!

Come on, come on, get going!

Hurry up and check every car in the parking lot!

Don't you know a child has been lost? Will soon!

What are you doing? He could be suffocating right now!

Wait! For everything, I found my baby!

- I found him! - Wait!

Thank God the child was found!

- But he's Chinese. - What do I do now?

- Robert? Robert? - Sim?

- My God! - What's it?

My boy! My boy is gone!

Whose is this child?

The bed was just like mine! I saw it and got it.

We're in trouble now!

We need to try to return it!

What is this? What do we have here?

He is 6 months old and was found in a car.

The description is identical to that of the missing child

de Arm nia Bianchinni.

The reported child was mistakenly placed in the back seat

of a 1966 Fiat 500.

The child at the airport was found in the Fiat 500.

So, sir. Bianchinni, please introduce yourself

the police station right now to make an identification.

I take care of him. Go get your son.

And then, for God's sake, get out of here and go home!

You're worrying about little.

It was a simple mistake. I will explain everything!

You can't do this! Didn't you see that you could get in trouble?

You need to leave right now!

Go home! I will take care of everything here.

Come on, get out of here!

They could arrest you.

That's what you want, isn't it?

I'll wait at home.

I'm not leaving with my brother.

You are very good.

I'm good.

She will wait. She's not leaving.

Arm�nia?

Ol�.

- She left you behind? - That's mine.

The blonde?

My husband and I left.

He's so hard with the family.

Armenia took my kids in the morning until I got back.

She treated them as if they were hers.

It's a shame she left so suddenly,

but she might come back, you never know.

No, dear?

QUEEN ELENA

- Hi, Elena. How are you? - Hi, Luigi. I am well.

- I'll join you. - Please.

Did your husband leave the check or something for me?

Look, I called Alberto half an hour ago and he said

I was a little tired.

He decided to rest, but he would leave the check

so I don't have to bother you.

He must have forgotten. Do you want me to ask him?

No, it doesn't matter.

I wait a bit, maybe he'll be up soon.

Come, come, darling.

You give Mom a kiss and let's go for a walk.

Let's go to that park you like, okay?

Come on, give your mom a kiss.

Go ahead.

Very well. Aren't you going to say hi to Luigi?

- Ol�. - Ol�.

Excuse me, Elena, do you know if the maid is in the kitchen?

No, I think she left.

Why?

I was hoping she could make a baking soda.

I can do?

I'll finish the sewing in a little while, I'll do it.

No, I can manage, don't worry.

I do not know.

- Do you know where it is? - Of course I know.

Everything is fine.

- You won't find it there. - I used to stay here.

- What there was? - I changed the place.

Let me get it for you.

Hold it for me.

Where is... Let's see.

Luigi, I'm dizzy!

- Hold me! - Don't worry.

It's dangerous to make this accessible with kids in the house.

And servants are worse than children.

Never leave your medicine in an easy place.

I already told your wife that.

Yeah, you're right.

- You're a perfect wife. - I'm so normal.

You have a lovely wife.

But she's not perfect.

- It's so calm. - It is.

Ol�.

The pain in my stomach is completely gone.

But I remember last New Year's Eve,

- You got sick. - I was left?

What was?

It was a weird reaction to something called alcohol.

I admit, I have a peculiar stomach.

It makes me sick to drink.

Maybe it's the liver.

You should never wear something too tight around the waist.

Especially a belt. See?

I'm not using one.

I never wear anything too tight on my body.

I can't stand it when I'm doing my sewing.

- What's it? - Nothing, why?

You have a strange look.

� "sexy".

Where's the bottle?

What is it, Elena?

Voc� � t�o "sexy".

- Try to ignore. - I'll try.

Luigi! Luigi!

Mr. Luigi, what are you doing?

- We have a front door. - I'm looking at the garden.

I just wanted to get some air, actually.

I wasn't well, I had a baking soda.

All right, sir.

Alberto woke up?

I don't know, I went in through the back,

ent on o be.

Well, I'm going home now. I'm feeling well.

At least come in and say hello, or they'll be mad.

Want me to make you something hot?

No, no, thanks, no.

I'm leaving after I see Alberto and Elena.

Hi, Luigi. What have you done?

I just came to find you.

Sorry for forgetting the check. Here it is.

I'll send you the receipt.

Luigi, please don't be ridiculous,

you know I don't need to.

That's right, of course. I don't know what got into me.

Sorry, Alberto, I better go,

- I'm already running late. - Say goodbye to Elena.

Elena! Luigi is going, he wants to say goodbye.

At logo, Elena.

Wait, I want to talk to your wife.

Al�?

Hello? It's Elena. Can I talk to Claudia?

In the kitchen?

Have you guys been introduced yet?

N�o.

But we had dinner at your place last week.

Remember? We spent the night dancing the conga.

Of course. Best wishes to your husband.

- My husband... - He died a while ago.

You look weird, are you feeling sick again?

No, it's just a bad stomach, it's nothing.

Do you want something else to drink?

No, don't worry.

Al�, Claudia?

It's Elena. I have your husband here.

Listen, honey, what color yarn did you want?

Flower pink or powder blue?

That.

All right, I'll send Luigi home.

Goodbye.

- Here it is. - Thanks.

And don't forget tomorrow night, we'll have dinner together.

Goodbye. Bye to you.

- At� logo. - At�.

Goodbye.

Caetano, where is my wife?

- In the living room. - I just looked there.

So I don't know. I am really sorry.

Not a hair out of place.

Her eyes are calm, calm.

Your face, the face of innocence.

She looks completely normal.

QUEEN MARTA

No, no, it's going too far! Go back to the right!

No, to the right, I said right!

That! That's right, that's good.

Bravo, Andr , let's see.

A little higher, more.

Higher up, go. A little louder.

Louder, let's go!

Great, like that! Wait. not so high i can't give

an umbrella for everyone.

Perfect, don't even touch it. It's perfect!

Where is Pietro? I haven't seen it.

It's watering the road,

you don't want the cars to raise too much dust. It will be here soon.

Gentlemen, please not so loud!

If they play like that at night, they'll blow everyone's ears!

I feel a headache coming on.

I got tired. Can you hurry up? At this speed, just finish

tomorrow morning. Here, this way. Come.

This is not what I asked for, strawberry...

I ordered raspberry.

Remind me of this when I pay the bill.

I'll write it down, ma'am.

Is everything ready here?

The people we called from the agency haven't arrived yet,

but they're scheduled for in 5 minutes.

Have the electrician check the lighting.

No, you better check it out yourself. I can only trust you here.

Make sure the spotlights work!

No! See what they did. Bring out the fireworks.

Everyone went crazy!

I told you before where to put it!

Take care of it, please.

- Good night, Countess. - Giovanni.

- Yeah. - Still can't find a job?

It certainly doesn't suit you.

It's not for lack of demand, I assure you, ma'am.

It's hard to find something permanent,

so I would like your help, ma'am.

If any guests are looking for

for someone with experience, i would love to meet you.

I'll try. I'm losing my mind now.

There's a lot to do, I'm freaking out!

I want to stick my head in the pillow.

You are blocking the cart! Everything will fall!

Honey, how beautiful. You look great.

- Hi, honey. - Carla, my dear.

- We have to talk. - Good night, Countess.

- Alfredo! - Pleasure.

Thanks.

How are you, darling? I'm so glad you could come.

Thanks.

- Hi, honey. - Remember me? Your mother.

- Victoria! Hi darling. - How are you?

It's so beautiful it's revolting.

- Thanks. - You look wonderful.

My dear.

- Good night. - Hi.

- My dear. - How is it going?

It's a pleasure to see you again. I'm great.

- Mr. Standi. - Nice to see you.

Where's that divine wife of yours?

She couldn't come. Meeting. Everyone will be devastated.

- We can? - Should we dance?

You're starving! With the.

- I'd rather not. - I couldn't deny it.

Salmon? Duck? imported.

Sir.

- Sir. - CanapÃss lethal in women.

You would remain amazing.

It's one of the only things I don't eat.

- Let's not exaggerate. - Please wear a suit

it would be like a bride getting married in her pants.

As a child, seeing my father in uniform,

I thought he was very beautiful.

But as a civilian, I found him almost ridiculous.

Yes, but for centuries people believed that clothes

don't make the man, and now it's been proven.

Probably.

But when a man leads a pajama revolution,

your monument will have you all dressed up.

You see, my point is that a bride in pants

disrespects a precious tradition.

- Yes, I support... - Caviar, salmon, Hungarian salami?

- It's imported. - You're pretty rude.

- Sorry. - As I said, support...

Caviar, salm�o, salame, pat�?

A glass of whiskey, if you don't mind.

I don't care.

- Look, Father, I'm... - Dry, Valentine, black and white?

- Black and white. - Black and white.

I like tradition. Christmas dinner,

brides in white, and attire.

Of course, young man, I support that too.

Traditions cannot be entirely ignored,

- but as a woman... - Pure or mixed?

Can you please get out of here? It's interrupting.

- Sorry. - Can't understand

the simple pleasure of a suit.

- Pure or mixed? - Pure.

- Pure. - However, it is only appropriate

- for the girl. - Right.

- A little more. - Clear.

A priest in traditional clothing looks like...

- Just stop. - More like a priest...

- That's enough. - Yeah, it's pretty full.

Here, take it, the bottle is gone.

Giovanni! Bring a bottle of champagne.

I'll bring it, countess. Take over here.

Excuse me.

Sorry, ma'am. I didn't see you.

I hurt you?

- Fill my cup. - Of course, ma'am.

- More, ma'am? - A lot more.

- Right. - Yeah, great, great.

- Great, great, great. - Is it okay now?

Tell me, are you having fun?

Not bad, ma'am.

Come here. Have a drink.

Not while I work, ma'am.

Have a drink?

Come on him.

You must be tired.

- A little, ma'am. - Alright then,

Why don't you sit down and talk to me?

- I can't. - Sit next to me.

- No, no, I can't. - Maybe yes.

- Sorry, I can't. - Yes, you can.

- Seriously, sit down! - Allow me, ma'am.

Let me light up.

A�.

- You can stay. - No, ma'am, thank you.

- A gift for you. - Thank you Madam,

I appreciate the gesture, but no.

She brought 30 bottles of whiskey, 20 of champagne.

All this for a benefit event.

What do these people do when they want to have fun?

- Come with me. - Here it comes.

- Giovanni, come here now. - I'm on my way.

I'm ready, where do I take it?

Guest room on the third floor. If you don't answer the knock,

- Come on in. - Thanks.

- Someone's drunk. - Of course, everyone is today.

Everyone but me.

Wait.

Sorry, but I'm not your type.

Sorry.

- You can pass. - Thanks.

Excuse me.

Madam?

Madam.

My love.

You can't stay here, ma'am.

Leave it there.

My love... undress me.

You're already undressed, ma'am.

- It's a woman here. - Please, you're falling.

- Come here. Come here! - No, no, no!

Madam... Madam.

Stay. Stay with me, stay!

I need to get up.

- Call me Martha. - Ma'am, please.

What if someone finds out?

Bite me until I lose my mind.

I don't bite, ma'am.

I'm your servant, say that. Say it.

- No, no. - Say, come on.

N�o... N�o.

Say, say, say I'm your servant.

- No. - Your servant.

Hurt me. Hurt me!

Not the ear!

Yes... You are my servant! You are my servant!

John! Giovanni, venha c .

Yes ma'am.

- Here I am, Countess. - Where did you hide?

I've been looking for you for an hour.

It's such a big house, so many for...

- I thought you were a great job. - Thanks.

Professor, este Giovanni.

- Hi, how are you? - I hear you're also the driver.

Butler, valet and driver.

The countess spoke highly of you.

- When would you be free? - When you want.

�timo.

I have the car here, we can go back together.

What time tonight?

No, not tonight, Giovanni. The teacher will stay here today.

Tell Ernesta, she'll find you a room.

Countess, I am very grateful.

At� amanh�, professor.

What is your monthly salary?

Eight thousand lire.

- Right. - Thank you teacher.

Countess, thanks again.

I'm sure you'll like him. He's very good.

You know I've been playing all night

and no luck. I'll try one last time and that's it.

Are you already working? Very good, Giovanni.

I found this in the trunk and thought about using it.

- All right? - Must be the old driver.

Thank you teacher. Please.

- Leave it, I'll do it. - Bye, Giovanni.

Wait a minute. I'm waiting for my wife.

Sorry, I thought you were here alone.

- It was great, wonderful. - Right. "Good trip. "

I'll call you next week about dinner.

- Great, dear. - Goodbye.

Giovanni?

Yes teacher.

Are you the new driver?

- Yes ma'am. - What is your name?

- John. - Bem, Giovanni,

drive slow. I think 22km/h is adequate.

No need to worry.

My love, undress me, hold me tight.

Hurt me. Say I'm your servant.

Yes, yes, say I'm your servant.

- Do you have my lighter? - No, I haven't even seen him, honey.

I don't understand what happened, I was with him.

- Maybe he left it at the house. - Where?

- I don't remember. - Maybe because he drank.

I drank a lot?

Well, let's say you've had some.

Here it is.

Bye, honey. See you later.

Have a nice day.

This is my clinic.

- I want you back at 8:00. - I'll be here, professor.

Which...

What is it, Giovanni? Is something wrong?

I thought you might want to talk to me, ma'am.

About what?

Our new relationship, ma'am.

Is this something you can't wait?

N�o.

- Okay, where do you want to go? - Take me Home.

Via Pompei, 6271.

Of course.

- Good morning lady. - Good morning, Carmela.

- I would love a black coffee. - Right now.

Giovanni, get your bags and go inside.

We have a lot to discuss.

So are you the new driver?

Yeah, the teacher hired me last night.

He's kinda tight-lipped, better keep what you've got.

I'm ready, ma'am. I am completely at your disposal.

Giovanni, sit down, will you?

- Thanks. - Sit there.

clear.

Giovanni, it's my practice to make everything clear right away.

Thus, I avoid any chance of misunderstanding.

Great, ma'am. I prefer it that way too.

Apart from Carmela, who takes care of the house,

I work a part-time housekeeper

to wash clothes and help with cleaning

and a gardener. You will do the heavy cleaning and services.

As a driver, from 9am to 5pm, you will be at my service.

You will, of course, take my husband to the clinic.

Now what are your requirements?

- I think you know. - What salary do you want?

- Eight thousand lire a month. - Out of the question.

Can we agree on seven thousand?

Her husband had already agreed to the 8000 yen.

My husband doesn't care about things like that.

I make the decisions.

- Good? - I can't argue.

You won.

Splendid, so we agree.

- Madam. - Yes?

If you don't want me to stay...

If I bother you...

I will be happy to withdraw.

What are you talking about?

Now I know you're married to the teacher,

but I didn't know when he hired me.

Ma'am, maybe that's not right.

But I don't understand. We made a deal.

do your job and i'm sure

that we'll get along well.

And your husband?

Don't worry about my husband,

he doesn't interfere with my stuff.

Carmela, take Giovanni to his room,

show him around the house and tell him what to do.

Come on, Giovanni.

- Go ahead, you're cleared. - Certainly.

We have a lot of work to do, come on.

- So you had problems? - Problems?

- Did she cut her salary? - Yes, how did you know?

Well, she does that to everyone.

Tell me, what does he do?

He's a surgeon. Very well known.

He's kind and very generous.

- It's her? - She's not kind, as you know,

but she is a lady, and very honest.

Well, there's the teacher's room.

And on the other side is her room.

Do they sleep apart?

- Yes, they sleep. - Why? Not getting along?

They get along fine, but they have separate rooms.

Now, up here there are two nice rooms.

- where we sleep. - Separated or together?

Don't say things like that, it'll scare me all night long.

I was trying to invest, I had nothing to lose!

I'm giving you this as a gift.

Keep it as a souvenir of that night.

My love... Undress me.

Love me. Hurt me.

Tell me I'm your servant. Tell me, my love.

Al�?

No, ma'am, I was awake.

Do you want me to go there?

N�o. N�o, s�rio.

Yes, I'll be there in a minute!

I knew it.

I knew it!

I'm ready my love!

Here I am, ma'am!

Yes ma'am?

Giovanni the Cupid wet the rug.

Is it really?

Can you clean up before it stains?

Yes ma'am.

Way.

- Giovanni! - Good morning lady.

Why are you here? Are you crazy?

- I brought your coffee. - Never do that again.

Let Carmela bring it.

In other houses I always took it, ma'am.

It will certainly not be a habit in this house. Did you understand?

Sorry lady. Forgive me.

Please go out and call Carmela.

Do you want sugar?

I'm not disabled, I can put the sugar on myself.

- Just... go away. - Yes ma'am.

Leave it there! Don't touch it, please!

The conference doesn't start until Thursday,

so I thought, instead of going by plane,

maybe ask Giovanni to take me to Geneva.

But honey, this is a ridiculous idea.

I won't be alone in Rome without Giovanni.

Besides, it's a very long drive to Geneva.

You can take anyone else, but my driver can't.

If you wanted to take Carmela, I could do it.

You wouldn't want me to go to a meeting like this

with a cook.

No, I didn't mean it, but you have to admit it.

that it's absurd for you to take Giovanni

when will you be away for so long.

- Giovanni. - Yes ma'am?

Can I borrow a lighter, please?

Thanks.

He's gone.

- Goodbye, Giovanni. - Are you going somewhere?

The house is simple to manage without the teacher there, so I'll travel.

I'm meeting my sister in Milan, she's in the hospital.

The poor thing is not doing very well.

You didn't seem to understand, were you listening to me?

Yes, yes, I heard you.

So, my dear...

My dear

My beauty

- Want more dessert? - No.

Want more wine?

No thanks, I'm already satisfied.

Whiskey, ma'am?

Yeah, if you don't mind, it might do a little bit.

Yes ma'am.

TRUMAN COLD BLOOD COAT

- Madam? - Thank you, Giovanni.

It's my lighter!

- Yes ma'am. - Where did you find him?

You gave me the lighter.

What? I couldn't.

When we first met, you gave me the lighter.

But that can't be true.

It's true, though, it was a souvenir, ma'am.

You lost your mind.

Please ma'am, why do you insist on denying it?

Do you remember, at the Villa?

When did you bring the chamomile tea?

What chamomile tea?

The chamomile tea. I went in and you were there.

I was almost naked. you asked,

begged me to undress you and then...

Enough!

If the story is true, it should have enough discretion

not to mention it, and it's not true.

I guarantee yes, ma'am.

Look carefully, Giovanni. If you want this position,

don't repeat this again.

All right, ma'am. I was wrong about you.

I thought... Phone.

Sim, al�?

Who speaks, sir?

It's Mr. Giorgio, I'll say he's not here.

It won't say anything like that.

Why shouldn't I be here?

Give me that.

Hello? Yes, Giorgio, it's been a while.

Geneva at the meeting.

Would you like to come here?

I think it's a wonderful idea,

but don't be late. See you in a little while.

Please stop, if my husband saw us, he would lose his mind.

He won't see us, he's dancing with my wife.

- Whiskey? Vodka? - No, thanks.

I've had too much, I don't want to.

- Bring me some wine. - Yes sir.

- Giovanni. - Madam?

Tell my husband I should go now.

- Immediately. - Yes.

Sir.

Sorry, but I think your wife is in a hurry to go.

- Sir, you better go there. - Yes right.

Sir.

Sir!

Listen, your wife is getting pissed off.

- You better go there. - Is she angry?

- Angry? - Yes.

- Good night. - Good night.

Thanks.

- Madam? - Thanks.

Sorry.

Got you.

Come here, "my love."

- I'm yours, your servant! - Yes, you are my servant.

- Hurt me, honey. - I'll hurt.

Oh, I really wanted to hurt you with the bite.

Leave a mark. Martha, look at me.

Martha, do you know who I am? It's Giovanni.

Do you feel me? Almost crushing you.

When you see me tomorrow, darling, won't you deny it again?

No, no, I can't deny it anymore.

- Honey, I know... - My dear.

My dear...

Ol�.

Your coffee is getting cold.

Martha.

Wake up, sweetie.

It's a beautiful morning to be alive.

Good Morning! Your coffee is here.

What are you doing here?

- O café. - O café.

Listen, didn't I tell you clearly never to enter my room?

And now you dare come in here in your pajamas?

What kind of person are you? You crazy!

What makes you think you can take these liberties?

You will be fired instantly if you do this again!

Close the door and leave!

I don't want to be bothered, I'm very tired,

I want a rest! Go away, go away, go!

She's mad.

But why?

You make love at night...

and the next day...

you don't want to know.

It takes two to waltz, you know?

That's all.

Your lighter, ma'am.

And who gave you the lighter this time?

Nobody, ma'am, I found it in the fridge.

Look, Giovanni, don't keep turning your head,

Focus on the road and go faster, I'm late.

Yes ma'am. With pleasure.

THE END