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? From the long, warm nights
with an ocean breeze
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? To the damp and to the rain
of London city
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? We come from the sun
to live in the cold
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? I miss my rum
I want my coconut tree
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? Don't scratch my soca
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? Till the party's over
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? Let's keep the music sweet
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? Wind up your waist and feel the beat
? Don't scratch my soca ?
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(Muttering)
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Ripped By mstoll
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Hah!
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- Father, I can't read the paper...
- You can't read?
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After all the education I give you
my son, the bank manager, can't read.
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- How many A-levels did you get?
- All right. All right.
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It's just that
one is supposed to read quietly.
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You can read this, can you?
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The Voice.
Well, I'm gonna read it with my voice.
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Er, what's your paper called?
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There goes my street cred.
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- Lee again. What was his patter?
- Yeah.
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(Both) 14.99, so exclusive
I haven't even bought one.
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Typical.
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Well, what d'you think?
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I think I'm gonna change before I go out.
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- I think we look like one, big family.
- Uh-uh. No.
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Listen to this.
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"Last night, Councillor Clark Gregory
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"was elected the youngest-ever
black Labour councillor.
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"When asked the reason
for this historic success,
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"the councillor said," Today, Peckham,
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"'tomorrow, leadership of the Labour Party."'
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Hah. Black man stupid, uh?
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Listen to you. It's no wonder
black people never get anywhere.
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We never encourage ambition.
We're too busy cursing each other.
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- Mum, give us a hand with my hair.
- OK.
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Michael, I'm thinking of
getting a loan from the bank.
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- What for this time?
- To build me house back home.
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Father, to be honest, I don't think
the bank would even entertain it.
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What if you died tomorrow?
How would the bank get its money back?
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Hear that, Shirley? Your son don't care
if I was to drop down dead tomorrow.
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I never said that.
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All he's concerned about is
the bank getting its money back.
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Well, he got a point. How would
the bank get their money back?
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What? All right, I'll tell you.
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I'll take out a big insurance policy,
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build me house back home,
throw meself under a bus.
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You pay off the bank,
you get a huge lump sum,
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I'm dead and everybody's happy.
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Dad, you don't have to take it like that. It's
just that you're not a sound investment.
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All right. What's his name?
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"Councillor Clark Gregory."
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Me daughter going out with
someone in the paper?
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Uh-huh. Only he doesn't know it yet.
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But tonight's gonna be his lucky night
if I have my wicked way.
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- Have you met him?
- Yeah.
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I see him
down the Young Socialists' Club.
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I know he fancies me.
Ooh, tonight he'll be celebrating his victory
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and I'll be celebrating mine.
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Well, dressed like that,
he don't stand a chance.
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Though I must say, I wouldn't
go to all that bother for any man.
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First of all, they never notice.
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And by the time they had two
or three drinks, they don't really care.
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- Thanks for the encouragement.
- Oh, don't misunderstand me, darling.
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But listen. Get dressed up for yourself.
Not for any man.
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Mm, but I bet you dressed up for Dad
when you were courting.
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Oh, your father and his friends were
the sharpest, baddest dressers in town.
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When they walk by people used to say,
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"Here comes Jazzy D,
Sweetsticks and Super P."
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- What's Super P?
- Porkpie.
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Porkpie was a snazzy dresser?
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Well, he did have some nice hats.
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But it was your father and Sweetsticks
that used to cut the style.
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Let me look at you.
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That's better. You look lovely.
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Go and put on a proper skirt
before you catch a cold.
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- This is a proper skirt.
- It's too short.
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That's why it's called a miniskirt, Dad.
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You're gonna get all types of men
following you around, dressed like that.
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I'm not wearing it for all types of men.
I'm wearing it for me.
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But they don't know that.
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Oh, it's the fashion, Dad.
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- You look good, sis.
- Me know.
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Oh, come on, Dad, I'm sure you used
to be into fashion when you were young.
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Not only was he into fashion,
he was Mr Fashion.
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- How did you know that?
- Mr Fashion?
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- Your secret's safe with me, Jazzy D.
- (Doorbell)
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All right, all right, all right. I'll get it.
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- (? Humming cheerfully)
- (Doorbell)
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Yeah, all right, I'm coming, I'm coming.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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You don't know me. My name's Amy.
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- Er... come in.
- Thank you.
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You must be Desmond.
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- Garcia told me a lot about you.
- Garcia?
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- Sweetsticks.
- Sweetsticks?
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That little crook is still alive?
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No. He's dead.
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Dead?
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That's what I've come to tell you.
The funeral is on Monday.
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And he asked me to give you this.
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He said to tell you,
"Let bygones be bygones?"
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I let bygones be bygones a long time ago.
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When I waved him goodbye
and he gone off with my money.
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Your money?
Is that all you can think about?
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Listen... I'm sorry.
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Sit down.
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How did he die?
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With a smile on his face, bless him.
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We were in bed together
when it happened.
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Only Sweetsticks could die like that!
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No, no, it wasn't like that.
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We were having breakfast in bed
to celebrate his 55th birthday.
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55? He was more like 75.
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Really?
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Would you like to come upstairs and
have a drink with me and the missus?
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No, no. I don't want to disturb you.
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- I'll see you at the funeral, then?
- Er... Y...
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- Good night.
- Good night.
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Dirty old man.
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Thanks, Mum.
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Who was that? What's wrong?
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Sweetsticks is wrong.
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He's dead.
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"Dear Jazzy D and Sexy Legs...
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"As you can see, me dead.
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"When the doctor told me
that me heart getting weak,
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"I did think to myself, 'Sweetsticks,
you can either take this news lying down
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"'or you can carry on the way you've
always done and go out with a bang.'
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"I decided to do both.
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"I'm going to take it lying down with Amy
and go out with a bang.
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"I know things between me and you
have not been the same
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"since I borrowed your money."
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Borrowed? He stole it!
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"All right, stole it.
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"But, Jazzy D, I was desperate.
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"I've left my gold pan-sticks
as a way of paying you back.
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"I hope you will forgive.
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"I know I should have returned the money
and kept in touch.
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"Jazzy D, let's bury the hatchet.
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"I would like you to say
a few kind words for me at the funeral...
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"since you is my oldest friend...
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"and enemy.
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"It's a pity me never get to meet
Gloria and Sean.
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"If they look like Michael,
then they must look like little angels.
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"Anyway, see you in the life beyond.
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"It will probably be hell because me hear
that the harpist in heaven is not too cool
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"and I hear calypso
hasn't reached heaven yet.
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"But me hear that
Satan is a wicked sax player.
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"See you there.
And don't forget to bring your trumpet.
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"Give Sexy Legs a kiss for me. Sweetsticks.
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"PS, tell Porkpie I'm sorry about the �100."
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Sweetsticks sounds dread.
I wish I had met him.
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Hm. Sweetsticks, in his day,
was the hottest pan player around.
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I gonna miss him.
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All I gonna miss
is the money he stole from me.
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Desmond, he was one of your best friends.
We all grew up together.
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Of course I gonna miss him.
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- What are you gonna say at the funeral?
- Funeral?
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Who said I gonna say anything
at the funeral?
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(Gasps)
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Not you, too, my old friend.
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Don't tell me, Lee, 14.99 and
so exclusive he hasn't even got one.
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How did you guess? Is nice, eh?
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What you doing here?
You doing exercise now?
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Who, me? Exercise? You must be mad.
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You know, I have a theory about joggers.
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The men don't like their wives
and the women joggers are secretaries.
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They jog to practise, so when the men
run off with the secretaries,
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their wives can't catch them.
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Sweetsticks is dead.
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Good.
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He was a no-good, selfish, womanising,
two-timing, money-grabbing...
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Did your mother never tell you
to speak good about the dead?
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She did. He's dead? Good.
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You sure he dead? You know what he's like.
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This might be another one of his schemes
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to get out from paying for his own funeral.
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No, he's dead.
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He was all right, really.
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It was just that he was a liar and a cheat.
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- Apart from that, you could trust him.
- Trust him?
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Yeah, you could trust him to lie
and trust him to cheat.
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Why, the trouble he used to get us into.
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Remember that gig in that hotel in '62?
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We thought we was playing
at the Eastern Caribbean Society.
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Yeah, but we end up playing for
the British Legion annual dinner and dance.
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They was expecting us to do the foxstep
and the quicktrot.
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No, you fool,
the foxtrot and the quickstep.
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Well, we still couldn't play them.
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- How did he die?
- Heart attack.
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The funeral's tomorrow, St Paul's.
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Tell me something. How come
you here every morning these days?
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That's why.
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- A secretary?
- No. A wife.
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"And so I say to you, brothers and sisters...
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"that Sweetsticks did not falter
when faced with death."
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You're supposed to say
a few Amens and Praise the Lords.
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All right. OK. Yeah.
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(Clears throat)
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- Amen.
- You come in too soon!
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"And so I say to you,
brothers and sisters..."
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Amen.
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"...that Sweetsticks did not falter
when faced with death."
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Praise the Lord.
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- "He looked death straight in the eye..."
- Oh, yeah!
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(Laughs)
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I like that.
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"He faced death straight in the eye
and said, I'm ready, Lord."
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"I'm ready to be received
into your bosom."
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No. He see too much bosom on earth
to see more bosom when he get to heaven.
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Desmond, he getting buried
in a Catholic church,
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not an evangelist, Pentecostal,
let-everything-hang-out church.
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Say something quiet,
something you don't have to shout.
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I ain't gonna say nothing at all.
The man used and abused me.
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Well, if you can't see it in your heart
to forgive a friend
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who ask for forgiveness on his deathbed,
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then I feel sorry for you.
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Good night.
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- Hm!
- Shirley?
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What you want?
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It's after one o'clock in the morning.
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There's no sign of Gloria yet. She should
have been in half an hour ago.
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(Shirley) She out with Clark again.
He seem sensible.
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(Desmond) The man wants to be prime
minister. You call that sensible?
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(Creaking)
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(Shirley) Come in, Gloria.
Your time is up.
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Mum, Dad. Still up?
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No. We fast asleep.
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- You're late.
- I can explain, Dad.
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You know what happens when you're late.
You're grounded. For a week.
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- Dad, I can explain...
- Good night, Gloria.
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Why you didn't let her explain
what happen?
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She's late and rules is rules.
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But there could be
a hundred different reasons why she late.
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The important thing is she safe.
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So you better go in her room now
and listen to what she got to say.
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Desmond.
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Go on.
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- Who is it?
- It's me.
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Go away, Dad.
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I can't go away. I live here.
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I want to talk to you.
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I'm sorry I didn't let you explain.
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- Makes no difference. I'm grounded.
- Well, it might.
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- Really?
- I said it might.
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- What happened?
- Nothing, really.
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That's just it. Nothing happened.
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Oh, we were supposed to go to this club.
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And then we ended up at the town hall
at this meeting.
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And then everybody back to his place
for a meeting about a meeting.
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And when I managed to talk to him
it was time to come home.
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So why were you late?
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I wanted some answers from him.
I wasn't leaving until I got them.
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I wasn't gonna stop
in the middle of an argument
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and say, "Excuse me, I've got to go now.
Same time next week?"
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I'm sorry. You really like that idiot?
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Sometimes you think you know
someone, you know nothing about them.
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I thought I knew Clark.
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I bet you thought you knew Sweetsticks
until he ran off with your money.
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No. I knew Sweetsticks.
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It didn't surprise me
when he ran off with my money.
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It surprised me
when Clark told me he was gay.
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Ah.
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Well... maybe we can renegotiate
your curfew times.
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How about, er...
15 minutes for arguments...
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30 minutes for break-ups...
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and an hour for boyfriends
who tell you that they're gay?
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Oh, Dad.
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Desmond, hurry up or we'll be late.
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If you can't finish the speech now,
you never will.
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Michael, did you write
them few words I ask you to?
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- Oh, put it away.
- What's that?
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I asked Michael to write
a few nice things about Sweetsticks
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just in case your father can't manage it.
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I'm sure you'll do us proud.
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- You finish your speech?
- Yes.
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- I hope you tell the truth about him.
- Yes, I will.
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Good. Are you gonna read it
at the service?
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I'm going to read a speech at the service.
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- I don't like the sound of that.
- (Car horn)
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Come on, Mum,
cos Lee's been waiting for ages.
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Come, Michael, I want a word with you.
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What d'you reckon, eh?
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00:17:55,780 --> 00:17:57,896
You can't come to the funeral
dressed like that.
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Look, this is so exclusive
I've only just got one. Cost me 50 quid.
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- It's disrespectful.
- It's dead respectful.
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Come on, the motor's running. If you
don't hurry up, we'll have to run after it.
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Hurry. You know what I mean?
Hurry, hurry.
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Look, about that loan.
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- (Mobile)
- Hold on a minute, please, Father.
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Hello? Er, yes.
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Yeah, look, can you phone me back later?
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Yeah. OK.
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Carry on, Father.
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00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:37,498
I really need it. I mean to build
that house back home before I die.
296
00:18:39,460 --> 00:18:42,338
Dad, I don't think I'm the right person
to talk to about the loan.
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00:18:42,420 --> 00:18:44,729
- Why not? You work in a bank.
- Yes, I know, but...
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00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:49,096
Well, it's just that sometimes
people fall out over money, don't they?
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Like you and Sweetsticks.
Oh, come on. I'll drive you to the church.
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(Shirley) Desmond?
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(? Organ playing softly)
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Look at all these women.
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They should have call him Big Stick
instead of Sweetsticks.
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He should have left me his address book
305
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- instead of him sticks.
- Shh!
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Wish I'd met him.
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- He could have given me a few tips.
- Shh.
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All the tips in the world couldn't help you.
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Shh!
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It is our solemn duty...
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to carry out, in the traditional manner
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of God's faithful people...
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the burial of this mortal body.
314
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As we do so,
we call trustfully upon God...
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from whom all creation has life.
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May he, in due time,
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by his power,
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bring to resurrection with all the saints...
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the body of this our brother...
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which, in its frailty... we now bury.
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May God unite his soul...
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with those of all the saints
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and faithful departed.
324
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May he be given a merciful judgement...
325
00:20:44,340 --> 00:20:47,491
so that, redeemed from death...
326
00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:51,009
freed from punishment...
327
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reconciled to the Father,
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carried in the arms of the Good Shepherd,
329
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he may deserve to enter fully...
330
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into everlasting... company of all the saints.
331
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Now... Desmond Ambrose
would like to say a few words.
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You better not make a fool of yourself
or this family.
333
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Tchh!
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00:21:25,820 --> 00:21:27,776
(Mobile)
335
00:21:32,340 --> 00:21:33,295
(Softly) Hello?
336
00:21:37,660 --> 00:21:41,778
What can I say about Sweetsticks
that hasn't already been said?
337
00:21:42,660 --> 00:21:46,289
To many, he was a man of... many talents.
338
00:21:47,660 --> 00:21:50,493
And today I'm standing here on his behalf.
339
00:21:51,340 --> 00:21:54,377
But I'd like to tell you
about the real Sweetsticks.
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- The man was a cheat.
- Yeah, man.
341
00:21:59,740 --> 00:22:02,300
- He was a liar.
- Yeah!
342
00:22:02,380 --> 00:22:04,336
And a thief.
343
00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:08,178
I'd like to say that to him
but he'd only say to me,
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00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:10,490
"Why tell me something I know already?"
345
00:22:12,860 --> 00:22:14,816
Sweetsticks was my friend.
346
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:18,051
I knew him for what he was
and I respected him for what he was.
347
00:22:18,140 --> 00:22:20,256
Praise the Lord.
348
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:23,059
And I only hope somebody up there
likes him, too,
349
00:22:23,140 --> 00:22:26,735
because they'll be missing out on
a damn good steel-pan player.
350
00:22:27,940 --> 00:22:30,693
And to send him on his way,
I think it only fitting
351
00:22:30,780 --> 00:22:33,055
to send him off in the way I know best.
352
00:22:33,980 --> 00:22:36,175
All right, Padre?
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(? When The Saints Go Marching In)
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(Mourners) ?... the saints go marching in
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? Lord, how I want to be in that number
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? When the saints go marching in
357
00:23:05,020 --> 00:23:09,457
? Oh, when the saints go marching in
358
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? Oh, when the trumpet sounds the call
359
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? Oh, Lord, I want to be in that number
360
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? When the trumpet sounds the call
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? Oh, when the saints
? Oh, when the saints
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? Go marching in
? Go marching in
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? Oh, when the saints go marching in
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? Oh, Lord, I want to be in that number
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? When the saints go marching in
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? Oh, when the saints go marching in
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? Oh, when the saints go marching in
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? Oh, Lord, I want to be in that number
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? When the trumpet sounds the call
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? Oh, when the saints
? Oh, when the saints
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? Go marching in
? Go marching in
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