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Excuse me

What are you doing exactly right now?

So you are shooting a film ? - Yes.

What is it going to be ? a western , isn't it?

No, no, no

Well OK,

l wish you the best

Hey ! Go get him.

Hey !

Wait !

F...

Take it easy

Let's go.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. What are doing doing exactly ?

You are shooting a movie ?

Yes.

What is it ? a Western ?

No, no, no

What is it talking about?

Come, l'm gonna tell you.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

At some point l don't know exactly what's going on

but my characterdecides to leave forever.

And finally he's coming back.

Howlong will it last?

Well, you should ask the team. l ...

The film is going to be a color one ?

Hey cut! l can't remember, l'd better change my clothes

Well the directorwould like you to say

>

Who's the director?

The guy there with the camera

Could l talk to him ?

Come with me

Yep it was great. l'm very happy.

You just need to articulate a little more, you see.

And then... you see, when the otherguy

asks you to stare at his jumper,

ifyou could watch the hole.

Well, let's forget this, come here.

Hello it's me,

yes it's me

Well, it's all good. We shoot approximatively 15 scenes a day.

Well it's not bad,

especially because l'm appearing on each one.

Landscapes are fine,

everybody's is very nice.

Today there's a new charcaterwith me.

Not really good. Yep.

By the way did you receive my laundry ? ok...

Cut !

Well l need to hang up the phone now,

you knowit's for my job.

l call you back laterwhen l'm free.

OK ? See you.

What do you think about this ?

l haven't listened.

l don't like phone scenes

How comes ?

l think it's always the same.

lt sounds like the guy pretends to speak to someone

But l did talk !

You know it would be good ifnext time

you could hang up the phone a little less louder

Euh , how exactly ?

Well you just have to put it this way.

Well, you see the sign here,

you stand here and you wait

OK let's go.

OK. When l say > you will knock at the door

Go

again !

again !

again !

Hey, l think there's nobody in

No, you stand here in front ofthis door

because otherwise we can't shoot correctly

Yes but l already knocked on this door,

there's nobody.

Go back to the door and insist

again !

Well, forget it, there's nobody here.

Hey, you'd betterknow what you want exactly.

Ah yes that's how it goes next.

You knock at the door,

there's nobody,

l'm coming

and then we go.

Forget it, there's nobody in here

You'd better read the scenario mate.

Well you know,

the moviess and all that,

it's good, it makes people dream.

But actually living your own life is betterthan watching films

You know, l don't have TV at home

and l don't know where l live either

oh, it's pissing me off.

Couldn't we have a lunch break ?

Cut !

OK, lunch break .

Howwas it this time ?

lt's not bad at all

Don't you think we were walking a little too slow?

Yes, yes, yes

Excuse me,

can l have lunch with you ?

Yep, yep

Who am l supposed to be in this scene ?

Well you're supposed to be him overthere, Pat.

Pat, OK.

But then, what should l do ?

Well, you do all the scenes

where it's written > on the scenario

Hey, l'm reading here >,

Should do l that?

No, l don't think you have to act this.

Well, now we are doing the scene

when you understand you are playing in the movie.

you see ?

How?

Well now you are going to walk along the travelling

and at some point l will say something like > you see

And ...

you will have the feeling

that you are still in the movie,

well you are in the movie.

Ok ? let's go.

Action !

Let's go !

Are you OK?

Well listen, l'm feeling much better,

much better,

l start to really understand what it's all about.

Well, l feel that l'm appearing less and less often in the movie

Really ?

Well yes, l don't know , l'm almost not in the image

Well, l think...

Well, are you ready ?

Now we are going to shoot the scene

when you shoot up in the airwith the machine gun

Hold on guys, we said that my charactershoud do this

No. l said

as a sign offreedom

Well, wait, it's really dumb,

l mean do it instead ofme,

you see l leave you this scene

Yes but l need to see ifit's possible

thanks

lt's OK.

There's a guy here who will show you how to use it

No, it's allright, l know

No we have to show you, there are safety rules.

F...,

F... cut ! cut !

What ? What's going on again ?

Well l said > instead of >

lt' s not a big deal,

F...,

it looks like a spelling mistake,

well it's in the movie, l guess its is.

Let's go

Are you ready ?

We are doing now the scene

when you shoot in the airwith the machine gun.

Hey no, we said that forthis scene it was ME

No.

No. l said...

as a sign of freedom >>

cut !

Ok ?

And then you use this to shoot

OK

The trigger,

the safety catch is on

You willjust need to unlock

just before we start to shoot the scene.

Good to know : we put real bullets in,

so it sounds real

OK

lt's going to warm yourhands a little,

because of the flammes

Well, no problem because l will shoot in the air

Everything's ok

How many bullets should l fire approximatively ?

Let's go, everybody gets ready !

Action !

lt doesn't work

lt doesn't work

The safety catch...

Yep

Well, l'm going to have some rest

Hey, there's someone overthere who passed out

Does anyone want some coffee ?

Yes l'd like some please

Thanks.

By the way guys, could l have a look to see how it looks like ?

Oh Yes, yes

Oh Yes, yes

Hello, yes it's me.

Yes,yes everything is good forthe moment,

and l even played in a scene,

yes l did.

No, no ?

l'm not feeling very comfortable

in front of a camera,

and l don't articulate enough.

No, l don't know.

Hey !

How far did we go in the shooting ?

l don't know, l would say we are in the middle

Yes, in the middle

There are some more

Am l still the main character?

Yes ifyou want

Well we are going to shoot the scene when l'm fighting

Who are you fighting with ?

Aguy. Do you want to do it?

Ah yes l'd like to

Could someone take my jacket?

Can l talk to you a minute ?

what are we doing now?

Well we are keeping on shooting the film

Without any camera ?

Yes without camera. lt's fine, people will understand

Don't you want us to record the sound at least ?

as a souvenir?

No

So it's a blind and mute film ?

Hey, let's go ! l said

Hey, a little make up. Let's go

You know it's a blind and mute film, don't you ?

Of course l do

Where are they going to ?

where are they going to ?

What do you want to do ?

Go !go !

What ? what are we doing ?

Well we are going to shoot the scene

when your characteris strangling himself

My character?

Of course, you

But , with what am l strangling with ?

Ahand

But why Am l doing that?

Forthe film

Yes,forthe film.

Let's go,

strangle yourself !

Hey, think ofthe people who will see the film

No, l will hurt myself you see

Go, strangle yourself!

Again ?

Yep

Again ?

ls it now a real scene ?

No

No ?

then -what is it ?

Well, it's real life.

You can do whateveryou want.

Ah l see. Thanks.

Actually l would preferto play in a scene

Go, do something

yep ?

Was it good ?

no, no no, it wasn't good

What did you do ?

Well it was rubbish

What would please you ?

l don't know, whateveryou want ...

well wheteheryou speak or not,

l don't mind you see

You would climb up like that?

Climb up overthere ?

Yep, yep.

But you will do a scene

when you climb up like that overthere

Yep yep yep

Then go

OK

Go

Please

Yes

Would you like to play in a scene ?

Yes

Come, l will explain to you

What should l do ?

So, you are a girl, walking

and then you discover a half dead guy

What happened to him ?

He strangled himself

Should l say something or...

No, nothing at all, you just try to wake him up.

And that's all

Ok, where is he ?

there. Let's go action !

Hey!

Hey!

Hey ! Hey !

Yep, OK, cut. That's good.

That's Good

What's happening to me ?

You strangled yourself

How did l do that?

l don't know.

How did he strangled himself?

What do you think about that ?

Well not bada t all. But l think he's too >

OK, Cut !

lt's nice to shoot a film , isn't it ?

Yes,

l can't wait to see people's reaction.

Ah, the people...yes.

And you, would like to participate?

To do what ?

Here you go.

Let's go, hit.

no, hit.

Come on hit.

Hit really hard.

Come on. Come on, come on.

Come on hit.

Come on !

Ok it's over.

No keep that one, that's forthe film

Yes of course

Well, l'm going to dot it

No, we are sick of seing you.

You really need to get out ofthe shot.

What ?

We are sick of seing you. You need to go out of the shot

Get out ofthe shot,

get out of the shot.

l feel l' m already out of the shot.

Check it out.

Pat is leaving.

l have to get out ofthe shot,

l don't know,

Pat is leaving.

Pat is leaving !

That's a piece of s..t !

What do you think of my acting ?

What ?

How am l acting ?

l don't know, it seems OK

No, she's too >

How's that ??

Well, l don't know. lt doesn't look real.

Seems like you are pretending.

Really ?

What about me ?

Well, it's the opposite

Well, let's try to do a scene.

Come with me, overthere.

Pat is gone

Let's do a scene,

that's the opening ofthe film,

it's a landscape plan

Are we in it ?

No, landscape only

So you don't need us then ?

Yes you're right.

Cut !

lt will be amazing on a big screen

Yeah, yeah

l start wonderwhat l'm doing here, you know

Well guy, you've got a small part.

How long do youn think it will last ?

We'll stop when he's bored,

lt's not going to be too long, he seems to doubt

Because forthe moment, there's not really much do.

At least we had accessories to play with...

Maybe we could talk to him about it ?

Yes, but l don't really dare to talk to him

Cut ! l like a lot, it's very good

Feel like you are missing some accessories in yourfilm

What do you mean by > ?

So we don't look like we don't know what to do

l am out ot the shot ...

Am l out ot the shot now?.

Oh !

l'm getting out ofthe shot of a shitty movie!

lt's weird all that emptiness

Where ?

Can't you feel it?

the world is empty

That's not so unpleasant

Well actually it is

l need to call my parents

Yeah, it's good. cut

Well, not bad

but l didn't really enjoy this story about emptiness

Well, l said what was going through my mind

yep

Maybe you should talk about your parents

orofthings like that...

Let's go .

action !

l need to call my parents.

Oh no l can't do it right now,

l don't feel like it

But it was very good

Well but l feel too natural right now

Accessories

l'm fed up.

Action

Yeah that's it, action

Quiet, he could hearyou

f**k him

Hey,

can you tell him l stop

Yeah, me too

OK...

Hey, listen, things are turning out bad, the others are quiting

Cut, it was very good. Well done.

Now we are going to shoot the scene where Pat is leaving

But Pat has really left

Well, take his place, let's go

Action

Come on,

hit, hit.

hit, hit.

Hit really hard.

Come on ! Come on !

No,no,no

Leave her alone, it's forthe movie

But l can do it myself

You, we are sick ofyou.

You need to go out ofthe shot

Cut !

Cut !

What are doing right now?

We are leaving right now !

And what about the movie?

lt's yourf....g business !

What ?

lt's yourf....g business !

Pat?

ls anyone shooting ?

ls...

well, action !

Does anyone want to shoot?

ls anyone shooting right now?.

ls there a movie by any chance ?

ls there a movie?

ls there a movie?