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should I wear the cloak that is very
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classic Lord thing melted more romantic
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sir
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stored of Lord Byron kind of team so
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I've been told I look like Lord Byron a
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bit and I were so someone told me I look
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like Jeff Goldblum being undead is it
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it's the same as being alive except that
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every part of you is dead without last
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night and um the very good time
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attendant with dog and hit six
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I suppose you want to know my story what
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am i I am a vampire
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my name is viago I am a vampire
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my name is Deacon blue I am a vampire
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we vampires live in the shadows hi any
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shadows hunt in the shadows and what
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other things to do in the shadows me go
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shopping sometimes in the shadows or
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Miguel de shuttle
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we are normal we are people just like
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you except that were undead and we can't
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feel anything and we sleep in coffins
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well I would beaten by another vampire
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that's the way you become a vampire for
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me what happened I am approximately
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seven hundred years old I don't know
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exactly either
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700 or 700 in law because my mom's a cat
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when I was born it was a long time ago
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now something like 200 years ago I was
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29 12 always looking 29 I'm a vampire
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like my father before me he too was a
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vampire my mother made cake to look at
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me you would think I'm 33 I'm not a much
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older I'm 35 well I'm joking I'm
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actually much younger I was 34 though
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I'm joking I'm not 34 I'm 50 yes 15
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no no about 50 I'm actually 10 10
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year-old boy and the body of a man no
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because I'm joking
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you see I'm actually a hundred seven
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that's 34 34 let's see that's 34 human
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he is 34 human years plus
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how many odd number years 1707 3,500
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three empires which makes 807 a lot of
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vampire stick to form ever bat because
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it's kind of scary
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I don't change into a bat or missed ball
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this is really good the contingent to
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lots of different things you've had more
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practice I think he just needs more into
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it I can metamorphosize become other
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teachers my body can take other forms
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like it back you can change into things
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like cats and Molson bats and horses or
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a cow good question what happens to the
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clothes would he turn into an animal
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every idea geeking involves of my friend
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vampires day we all live here in this
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flat a thing is this situation that
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we're in at the moment with deacon viago
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and i or flatting to get
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New Zealand it's to tell you the truth
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is not ideal because you know we all
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used to having amazing luxury to have to
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live in this flatting situation I don't
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I just feel like I'm the only one who
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does you know anything around you to
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make the house look nice I know you guys
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do things like that will be eyes tonight
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yeah you did but you had to be asked you
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know like there's a roster in place
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which are made with felt tips I mean I
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put effort into that to make house work
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a fun thing you know for luck we you
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know like each week we have a different
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view of yes we have flat choice but
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unlike humans we do them at night deikun
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and don't want to single you out that
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you have to pull your weight here okay I
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did your job last week and the week
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before I did your job and no I mean I
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don't mind doing it because I like to
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live in a clean flat but what did they
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do that was my job I lost wake up for
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that the recycling now is share our
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responsibilities we roster of course in
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a frightening situation I am vacuuming
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the floor this week we are go he has to
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empty the trough of blood that we have
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in the front yard and Deacon is washing
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dishes this week and he also has to mow
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the lawn yes so to cool this week
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because last week he didn't do the
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dishes I guess I'm the one who likes to
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keep the house looking good you know I
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don't think that just because you know
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we cannot die means we shouldn't make an
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effort to keep up appearances you know
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it was a lot later in the fridge I do
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defeat some days when I'm roasted on I
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mean we're all good but we could be
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better at this I mean your notes I
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haven't watched this shower for about
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twenty years
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that is something that needs to be done
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we know I know I think I know it's just
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hard for me because I used to be yeah
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royalty for you need to have t.i you
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know take the corpse out of the dryer
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but what was your course in why once
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there are hopes in a dryer just because
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with undead doesn't mean oh that reminds
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me though is that on the bench yours is
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yours your viago put a note on there for
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you too and we were saying
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will he notice and it's female never
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misses you did not the other decision
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did still this bloody desert over there
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you're the only person who's by doing
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nice things like this we are vampires
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you know we're [ __ ] vampires I was
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going to have it after a week you leave
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the brother only been lifted there for
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someone else still have the blood if
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they wanted it no one had it thought is
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coagulating in the bottom yes I'm saying
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I left it for you guys and no one had
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anything that we called blood no I'm not
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saying it now I'll clean the blood
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and I look into it better and I am
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wearing my clothes why don't my clothes
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show in a minute I have no idea
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pretty much anything with that is shiny
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or that reflects things I you'll never
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see me in it mirrors windows water
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teapots Chinese roxton's Oh freaky and
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my carb a floating cup who would have
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thought it possible but you know
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sometimes it gets a little bit a little
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bit boring with some vampires turn is
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talking nuts because they always talk
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about the same thing blood
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oh when we gonna get some more blood or
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check out the virgin let's get some more
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virgin blood don't look out for the
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sunlight oh did you see that crucifix
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down Cuba Street and freaked out about
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that but you know it's just always the
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same stuff this stage we are on the top
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of the cliff and the werewolf is like on
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a consult I've see it against the moon
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like this like he's standing at the top
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of the cliff and he's looking down at me
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so it sort of the situation of me him
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the sea and and you know all the scars
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have healed up and I look at him in his
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werewolf eyes I just look at him and you
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go do you know what I say to him by like
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this practice if I told you this story
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yes yes you told me the story didn't
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tell you that story and didn't tell you
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that Toryism well I didn't know I forgot
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that I had told you that was Lauren I
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mean it's a good story
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okay let's listen to a few ideal story
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for a film to you know the
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quintessential story is to unholy beasts
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at war now you have an interesting tell
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that story again about um when you were
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a Nazi I get both of my friends no
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actually I get quite a little bored with
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Nick there are some vampires who don't
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like sleeping in coffins because they
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think it's too morbid again Oh Nick hey
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another guy here what you have to watch
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this that's doing a documentary on
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vampires
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there's TV people anybody asking a
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vampire yeah it's me it's Boris and
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deacon yeah
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ooh that's guys you just following us
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around like an expose on vampires
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yeah I'm not Nick vampires oh I know
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what you do now you know some of the
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other guys don't like him you know he's
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kind of pretentious he wears like it
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where's all the old clothes like us like
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you know Renison sort of kind of fashion
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but you know he was born in like 1980
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so I got him let's Nick he's young is a
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young vampire he's he looks about 25 is
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27 he's been a vampire for two years he
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floats around outside the window is come
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to the front door what is that
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vampires are not the only creatures of
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the 9-3 spawn of darkness there are
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other supernatural creatures that walk
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amongst the living there are werewolves
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men or women with the ability to change
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to a wolf well-meaning man and wolf
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self-explanatory
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not only werewolves where horses men who
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change into horses they're aware geese
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who changing to geese near men and
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Nargis not on the full moon but an icon
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called the moon upon turn to a goose
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they are not very scary though in some
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part of Mongolia there are tales of
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where women they're men who can change
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into women that's scary when you are a
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vampire you have to look good you go to
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dress well but I like to mix it up we
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all like to because we really so long I
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went through a phase of wearing just
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like very casual
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stuff tracksuit and tommy hilfiger
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you've got the cowboy boots and I've got
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the cool cowboy belt with the backer
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with the guns on it that's the biggest
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problem for a vampire is then not having
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a reflection I can never tell how I look
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it's no good going into town you know
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and like you got meat in your teeth or
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you know the hares or crazy or you know
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like they're the color of the shirt
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doesn't go with their skin makes them
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look too did and then how you simply
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going to find that Robin is to have
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someone to tell you is it too much
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wait let me see yeah I trust the other
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guys to give me an honest opinion about
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you know how I work
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sure like not not to what does it look
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like look really good it feels pretty
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good
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you must have a lot of trust you know
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put your fellow vampires so you know
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that they're giving you good advice on
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how you look like I think nothing for a
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male body you want to have a big big
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pirate shirt and tight pants I always
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trust deacon it's got a good eye and I
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think he knows the kind of styles that
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I'm in not vulva she's got no idea we
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should wear this over top of the jagged
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I would look different I do my best
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craziness if I am tell the other guys
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what I think makes them look good or
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it's more flattering to them the one
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that red tails or the thing tonight or
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more
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Mallett I have a pancake foundation if
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you guys want to look less dead he tries
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to make me look a little bit not so good
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so that he looks a bit better or
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something you wear your floral jacket
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you really look good and your floral a
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the one you have in the 1980
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tonight I mean a couple of my vampire
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mates are going to down we're just gonna
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go and have a look at the virgin see if
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we can get some good neural state she is
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doing everything thank you
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good night is a good night like a bear
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this girl's a virgin they're not virgin
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see the very young divergent we do not
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know tonight is different for us because
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of course of the camera and everything
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yes we're getting a lot
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a lot of beautiful ladies of tonight
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yeah
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the thing is you probably be surprised
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by how many people are actually virgins
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wise virgins
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just like the urchins we can drink the
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blood of anyone but I mean there's
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nothing like virgin blood just waste it
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it's worth waiting for him
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you know why virgins is why a wire
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sandwich that someone hasn't already
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eaten recites if you're a little bit
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different in this town people you know
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they're they want to bring it down and
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try to shoot you down
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good good old mates or [ __ ] when
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you're a child it but do people have to
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polish Zagat's just as we have a camera
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yeah let's me we're going to go to Z
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balls and meet up with Nick and maybe
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talk to a few girls and maybe like
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they've got a jukebox there so it's
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pretty cool
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it's three o'clock the morning I'm
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clearly tired she was is closed so there
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goes that virgin stare with just met up
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with Nick and his friends too so we're
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probably gonna go down and check out the
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big kumara it's another bar coming over
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I might even is going to go home what
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I'm very tired and I don't want rugby
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heads in the city calling me gay Joan
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what Zee balls is closed and the boys
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are going out I've got a sore throat I
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don't think I nothing I need to sleep
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okay I'll see you boys later okay I see
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a pig and I see at home okay get a taxi
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viago is just talking to the bouncer
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trying and I gets us into the bar
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because we're going to advance tonight
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so hopefully meet some women
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got a boyfriend it's hard to do when
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they have boyfriends we came out here
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one mates do just a normal guy we have
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to go to school together when I was a
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human by two years ago before about
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bitten by vampires he's a girl my sister
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and we kind of stayed close to the hero
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couple whom were we asked a lot we come
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into the big kumara business today or
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Rita's some old data and yield was Gil
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in there you know I tried to hook
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however in kill three drunk well a full
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or on then then I bit it and she freaks
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out and she runs off and we did we just
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have to leave because he's like big Mesa
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sticks like puddin here boyfriends angry
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at us kind of to have a good time just
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unwind I want to go home
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well it's land of the melt pretty drunk
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flew home drunk
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you stupid yeah
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dickham he went to bed bogus didn't come
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home he went to get prostitute not for
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sex and I'm going to go to bed soon it's
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nearly sunrise yes
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a mile away
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one of the hardest guitar pieces in the
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world to play
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you
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