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should I wear the cloak that is very

classic Lord thing melted more romantic

sir

stored of Lord Byron kind of team so

I've been told I look like Lord Byron a

bit and I were so someone told me I look

like Jeff Goldblum being undead is it

it's the same as being alive except that

every part of you is dead without last

night and um the very good time

attendant with dog and hit six

I suppose you want to know my story what

am i I am a vampire

my name is viago I am a vampire

my name is Deacon blue I am a vampire

we vampires live in the shadows hi any

shadows hunt in the shadows and what

other things to do in the shadows me go

shopping sometimes in the shadows or

Miguel de shuttle

we are normal we are people just like

you except that were undead and we can't

feel anything and we sleep in coffins

well I would beaten by another vampire

that's the way you become a vampire for

me what happened I am approximately

seven hundred years old I don't know

exactly either

700 or 700 in law because my mom's a cat

when I was born it was a long time ago

now something like 200 years ago I was

29 12 always looking 29 I'm a vampire

like my father before me he too was a

vampire my mother made cake to look at

me you would think I'm 33 I'm not a much

older I'm 35 well I'm joking I'm

actually much younger I was 34 though

I'm joking I'm not 34 I'm 50 yes 15

no no about 50 I'm actually 10 10

year-old boy and the body of a man no

because I'm joking

you see I'm actually a hundred seven

that's 34 34 let's see that's 34 human

he is 34 human years plus

how many odd number years 1707 3,500

three empires which makes 807 a lot of

vampire stick to form ever bat because

it's kind of scary

I don't change into a bat or missed ball

this is really good the contingent to

lots of different things you've had more

practice I think he just needs more into

it I can metamorphosize become other

teachers my body can take other forms

like it back you can change into things

like cats and Molson bats and horses or

a cow good question what happens to the

clothes would he turn into an animal

every idea geeking involves of my friend

vampires day we all live here in this

flat a thing is this situation that

we're in at the moment with deacon viago

and i or flatting to get

New Zealand it's to tell you the truth

is not ideal because you know we all

used to having amazing luxury to have to

live in this flatting situation I don't

I just feel like I'm the only one who

does you know anything around you to

make the house look nice I know you guys

do things like that will be eyes tonight

yeah you did but you had to be asked you

know like there's a roster in place

which are made with felt tips I mean I

put effort into that to make house work

a fun thing you know for luck we you

know like each week we have a different

view of yes we have flat choice but

unlike humans we do them at night deikun

and don't want to single you out that

you have to pull your weight here okay I

did your job last week and the week

before I did your job and no I mean I

don't mind doing it because I like to

live in a clean flat but what did they

do that was my job I lost wake up for

that the recycling now is share our

responsibilities we roster of course in

a frightening situation I am vacuuming

the floor this week we are go he has to

empty the trough of blood that we have

in the front yard and Deacon is washing

dishes this week and he also has to mow

the lawn yes so to cool this week

because last week he didn't do the

dishes I guess I'm the one who likes to

keep the house looking good you know I

don't think that just because you know

we cannot die means we shouldn't make an

effort to keep up appearances you know

it was a lot later in the fridge I do

defeat some days when I'm roasted on I

mean we're all good but we could be

better at this I mean your notes I

haven't watched this shower for about

twenty years

that is something that needs to be done

we know I know I think I know it's just

hard for me because I used to be yeah

royalty for you need to have t.i you

know take the corpse out of the dryer

but what was your course in why once

there are hopes in a dryer just because

with undead doesn't mean oh that reminds

me though is that on the bench yours is

yours your viago put a note on there for

you too and we were saying

will he notice and it's female never

misses you did not the other decision

did still this bloody desert over there

you're the only person who's by doing

nice things like this we are vampires

you know we're [ __ ] vampires I was

going to have it after a week you leave

the brother only been lifted there for

someone else still have the blood if

they wanted it no one had it thought is

coagulating in the bottom yes I'm saying

I left it for you guys and no one had

anything that we called blood no I'm not

saying it now I'll clean the blood

and I look into it better and I am

wearing my clothes why don't my clothes

show in a minute I have no idea

pretty much anything with that is shiny

or that reflects things I you'll never

see me in it mirrors windows water

teapots Chinese roxton's Oh freaky and

my carb a floating cup who would have

thought it possible but you know

sometimes it gets a little bit a little

bit boring with some vampires turn is

talking nuts because they always talk

about the same thing blood

oh when we gonna get some more blood or

check out the virgin let's get some more

virgin blood don't look out for the

sunlight oh did you see that crucifix

down Cuba Street and freaked out about

that but you know it's just always the

same stuff this stage we are on the top

of the cliff and the werewolf is like on

a consult I've see it against the moon

like this like he's standing at the top

of the cliff and he's looking down at me

so it sort of the situation of me him

the sea and and you know all the scars

have healed up and I look at him in his

werewolf eyes I just look at him and you

go do you know what I say to him by like

this practice if I told you this story

yes yes you told me the story didn't

tell you that story and didn't tell you

that Toryism well I didn't know I forgot

that I had told you that was Lauren I

mean it's a good story

okay let's listen to a few ideal story

for a film to you know the

quintessential story is to unholy beasts

at war now you have an interesting tell

that story again about um when you were

a Nazi I get both of my friends no

actually I get quite a little bored with

Nick there are some vampires who don't

like sleeping in coffins because they

think it's too morbid again Oh Nick hey

another guy here what you have to watch

this that's doing a documentary on

vampires

there's TV people anybody asking a

vampire yeah it's me it's Boris and

deacon yeah

ooh that's guys you just following us

around like an expose on vampires

yeah I'm not Nick vampires oh I know

what you do now you know some of the

other guys don't like him you know he's

kind of pretentious he wears like it

where's all the old clothes like us like

you know Renison sort of kind of fashion

but you know he was born in like 1980

so I got him let's Nick he's young is a

young vampire he's he looks about 25 is

27 he's been a vampire for two years he

floats around outside the window is come

to the front door what is that

vampires are not the only creatures of

the 9-3 spawn of darkness there are

other supernatural creatures that walk

amongst the living there are werewolves

men or women with the ability to change

to a wolf well-meaning man and wolf

self-explanatory

not only werewolves where horses men who

change into horses they're aware geese

who changing to geese near men and

Nargis not on the full moon but an icon

called the moon upon turn to a goose

they are not very scary though in some

part of Mongolia there are tales of

where women they're men who can change

into women that's scary when you are a

vampire you have to look good you go to

dress well but I like to mix it up we

all like to because we really so long I

went through a phase of wearing just

like very casual

stuff tracksuit and tommy hilfiger

you've got the cowboy boots and I've got

the cool cowboy belt with the backer

with the guns on it that's the biggest

problem for a vampire is then not having

a reflection I can never tell how I look

it's no good going into town you know

and like you got meat in your teeth or

you know the hares or crazy or you know

like they're the color of the shirt

doesn't go with their skin makes them

look too did and then how you simply

going to find that Robin is to have

someone to tell you is it too much

wait let me see yeah I trust the other

guys to give me an honest opinion about

you know how I work

sure like not not to what does it look

like look really good it feels pretty

good

you must have a lot of trust you know

put your fellow vampires so you know

that they're giving you good advice on

how you look like I think nothing for a

male body you want to have a big big

pirate shirt and tight pants I always

trust deacon it's got a good eye and I

think he knows the kind of styles that

I'm in not vulva she's got no idea we

should wear this over top of the jagged

I would look different I do my best

craziness if I am tell the other guys

what I think makes them look good or

it's more flattering to them the one

that red tails or the thing tonight or

more

Mallett I have a pancake foundation if

you guys want to look less dead he tries

to make me look a little bit not so good

so that he looks a bit better or

something you wear your floral jacket

you really look good and your floral a

the one you have in the 1980

tonight I mean a couple of my vampire

mates are going to down we're just gonna

go and have a look at the virgin see if

we can get some good neural state she is

doing everything thank you

good night is a good night like a bear

this girl's a virgin they're not virgin

see the very young divergent we do not

know tonight is different for us because

of course of the camera and everything

yes we're getting a lot

a lot of beautiful ladies of tonight

yeah

the thing is you probably be surprised

by how many people are actually virgins

wise virgins

just like the urchins we can drink the

blood of anyone but I mean there's

nothing like virgin blood just waste it

it's worth waiting for him

you know why virgins is why a wire

sandwich that someone hasn't already

eaten recites if you're a little bit

different in this town people you know

they're they want to bring it down and

try to shoot you down

good good old mates or [ __ ] when

you're a child it but do people have to

polish Zagat's just as we have a camera

yeah let's me we're going to go to Z

balls and meet up with Nick and maybe

talk to a few girls and maybe like

they've got a jukebox there so it's

pretty cool

it's three o'clock the morning I'm

clearly tired she was is closed so there

goes that virgin stare with just met up

with Nick and his friends too so we're

probably gonna go down and check out the

big kumara it's another bar coming over

I might even is going to go home what

I'm very tired and I don't want rugby

heads in the city calling me gay Joan

what Zee balls is closed and the boys

are going out I've got a sore throat I

don't think I nothing I need to sleep

okay I'll see you boys later okay I see

a pig and I see at home okay get a taxi

viago is just talking to the bouncer

trying and I gets us into the bar

because we're going to advance tonight

so hopefully meet some women

got a boyfriend it's hard to do when

they have boyfriends we came out here

one mates do just a normal guy we have

to go to school together when I was a

human by two years ago before about

bitten by vampires he's a girl my sister

and we kind of stayed close to the hero

couple whom were we asked a lot we come

into the big kumara business today or

Rita's some old data and yield was Gil

in there you know I tried to hook

however in kill three drunk well a full

or on then then I bit it and she freaks

out and she runs off and we did we just

have to leave because he's like big Mesa

sticks like puddin here boyfriends angry

at us kind of to have a good time just

unwind I want to go home

well it's land of the melt pretty drunk

flew home drunk

you stupid yeah

dickham he went to bed bogus didn't come

home he went to get prostitute not for

sex and I'm going to go to bed soon it's

nearly sunrise yes

a mile away

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