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- Dear Mr. Rawlings,

I'm writing this letter to you in an effort

to apologize for a stupid drunken act that I committed

about this time a year ago.

I am to blame for the shooting

of your moose on the loose known as Daphne.

And I don't really know what to say to you

or how exactly to apologize

but I want you to know that

this act was not a personal attack.

And that it was not intended

to bring you or your family any sort of stress.

I did what I did mostly because of the influence of alcohol.

I know that this is not a very good excuse

but I still hope that you can accept this sincere apology.

I'm very sorry about this.

Please forgive me for any stress this has caused you.

- So I got that old kinda World War II gas mask

and I had to figure out a way to pump

or like siphon, suck a bunch of pot smoke in it.

♪ Honey, honey ♪

And I got really, real fuckin' high.

And I couldn't figure out how to take it off.

- You didn't want to.

- I didn't.

And I just had this moment where everything

in the universe made sense.

- Yeah, you became everything.

- I didn't become anything I just, I just saw

that there was not a difference in what is and what is not.

Does that make sense?

Which I know it doesn't.

Because I can hear the words coming out of my mouth.

It's hard to, it's hard to explain now

but I was just, it was like a moment of,

you ask, okay so there's the universe

and you ask what is, what is it composed of.

It's me and but in this case you know,

what I realized was that it's,

like it's a conjunctive--

- Maybe-- - Maybe.

- You were just really high.

- Yeah, I was really high.

That's the story.

But what have I've been saying this whole fuckin' story.

I was really high on drugs.

- Okay.

- I was naked too.

Yeah,

- Oh.

- I just thought I'd enrich the experience

of listening to the story.

- You were naked?

- I was naked.

- Elaborate on that.

- Wait.

- I like your style sir I will elaborate

on my own nude form.

It was glistening like an adonis.

Like a symbol of virility.

A wolf in the wild if you will.

- Yeah, beastly.

♪ Ah sugar, sugar, honey, honey ♪

♪ Pour a little sugar on it baby ♪

♪ Life so sweet, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Pour a little sugar on it oh yeah ♪

♪ State of old Montana I spent many happy days ♪

♪ Riding o'er the ranges , roundin' up the strays ♪

♪ Then one day there came a stranger ♪

- But the thing I don't understand

about God is how he could created himself.

- Don't look at me.

- Maybe, maybe she always existed, he.

- Yeah, that doesn't make any sense either though.

♪ You are my candy girl ♪

- I know it doesn't make sense it's a paradox.

Paradoxes don't make sense.

That's their jams.

They're little, those German eggs that you pop open

and then there's no sense inside them.

What are they called?

Kinder eggs.

- I just little want a little

'cause you know they're very smart.

- I don't know, 2,000-- - What the fuck?

- Hey man.

Oh fuck.

- Shit!

- Please stop!

Pleased don't-- - Go, go!

- Oh my God. - Oh fuck!

- [Holy shit!

Shit!

I'm shot, I'm shot.

Don't shot!

- I don't love you anymore.

- I couldn't get in your apartment building

so I left some flowers and a note by the front door.

I know I probably freaked you out

and left you that long ass drunken message

but you should call me back.

I mean it's been a week and I'm starting to get worried.

- I'm gonna fucking kill myself.

I'm gonna fucking kill myself.

- All right well if you're not gonna even bother

to show me the respect to call me back

and let me know what's going on

fuck you, you stupid fucking whore.

Don't you ever come near me again.

You hear me.

Stay the fuck away from me.

Stay the fuck!

Hi, it's me.

I'm sorry that I left those angry messages earlier.

Look I know that we don't really know each other that well

but I'd really like to talk to somebody.

This is revolution brother the most important thing

to happen since man began.

I hope that you will find this letter after the fact.

Don't let the police or FBI keep you from having it.

This is my last wish for you to see this.

This is something I feel I have to do.

My life would always feel incomplete otherwise.

I hate this world of sex they're striving to make.

I will never be able to come with them.

I will always see it as hell.

The basic gist of it is that they're fuckin' next to us

when we're really high to make us freak out.

And trying to stop our heart by making it palpitate.

And they're doing it,

it's just a question if we're willing to be okay with it.

And obviously I'm not.

- This is Willis, leave a message.

I might call you back.

- I know that it's gonna get worse now

but that's part of it.

Maybe some day you'll be willing

to help me kill this hippie shit.

Bye.

I love you.

- Shit, I'm not even on anything yet but I am excited.

I told you to put it in the fucking trash.

I was just so curious, I had no idea.

And all I wanted to know was there anything else

- Hey buddy.

Just to give you a heads up

you're kind of in the boner danger zone right now.

- What?

- You're in the danger zone for boners.

- Boners.

- Well one, just one boner.

- Yours.

- Yeah.

- Oh God, thank you for, thanks for the heads up.

- You're welcome.

- Yeah. - I'm doing my civic duty.

- Yeah, that's disgusting.

- It's not disgusting.

That's what happens,

blood flows to the penis and it gets bigger.

- Oh God my head caused that.

- Yeah.

How you doing?

- I'm rolling balls man.

I'm sweatin'.

Just sitting here sweatin'.

- But how you doing?

- Let's not talk about her

because when I talk about her I start thinking about her

and I start thinking how I wanna kill her

and then how I wanna kill that slut she's with

and then I start thinking I wanna kill myself.

So I rather talk about anything else.

- Yeah, let's not talk about that,

just put her off the table for things to talk about.

- Thank you.

- Hey.

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Yeah.

I, you just, you look kinda bummed out

and I just wanted to check in with you.

I'm gonna be like right over there

if you need somebody to talk to.

- Thank you.

- Yeah.

- Your bitch mother

You're a disappointment.

- I'm gonna invite this guy.

- He's looking sketchy as a mother fuck man.

- Well how do you think we look man?

Hey man, Macallan.

- Like whisky or some shit?

- Yeah, it kind of.

It's a single malt scotch.

It's not poison.

Oh, except for the arsenic.

Ah!

- Fuck that's good.

- Right, yeah it's a family favorite.

Listen I don't know if you have plans afterwards

doing like a little box social,

a little party after the party at my place.

So if you wanna meet some good people

and listen to good music, and kinda have a nice time.

Let me give you the address.

- Okay.

- Do you kinda know where that is?

- Yeah.

- Hey, let's go.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on?

- Right. - Hey man what's going on?

I just wanna, we just wanna talk

to her a little bit, you know. - Hey, hey, hey.

What are doing?

What are you doing? - It's all right,

it's all right, it's all good.

- Yeah, it's all good here.

She's just coming with us man.

You look hella shady.

- Hey I'm just tryin' to take her someplace safe man.

- Yeah, we are too. - I'm--

- We are too. - I'm her brother.

♪ Don't let it get ya down ♪

♪ When you're frontin' for the man, aim high, aim high ♪

♪ And here is something else ♪

♪ I think you'll understand, aim high, ♪

- As every man, oh is got a little bit of star monkey love.

Whoa Juicebox, you took your shirt off man.

- You know it.

- That's a rad party movie.

Nobody else took their shirt off.

- All hail rack broom.

All hail broom rack.

- All hail rack broom.

All hail broom rack.

All hail rack broom.

All hail broom rack.

- Hail.

- Hail,

hail, hail, hail, hail, hail.

- Always remember Optima Prime the rack broom

is trying to find its master.

It's wants to be found.

In these tough times a kid might not know what to do.

- Woo. - Yeah.

In these times you might just wanna freak the fuck out and.

Fuck you mom and dad.

When you feel confused, when you feel alone,

when you feel like you don't know what to do,

when you feel like nobody understand you,

when you feel like is anybody

gonna ever love the things that I love?

When you think is anybody ever gonna love me?

When you think where's my family?

When you think where's my community?

When you think where are my people?

- I'm a farmer outstanding in my field.

- Yes you are my friend.

- Donations for the keg. - This is a gentleman

sharing an honest personal truth with us right now.

This is an honorable moment ladies and gentleman.

When you feel like your at the end of your rope.

- Thank you kind sir. - When you feel

like ooh baby, that's the last straw on the camel's back.

Well, I want you to look into you heart,

let me see, I want you to look

into your heart of heart of heart of hearts

and I want you to ask yourself this one thing,

who knows what's coming?

Here he comes.

- What would creepy Lincoln do?

♪ What would creepy Lincoln do ♪

♪ Creepy Lincoln ♪

♪ Creepy Lincoln ♪

♪ What would creepy Lincoln do ♪

- Hey. - Hey.

- How's it going?

- Good.

- I'm Shroom Fairy, yeah.

- Nice to meet you.

Cool tiger.

- Thanks.

Yeah.

Catch you later all right.

- Yeah.

- Hang in there.

- Creepy Lincoln do.

Hey.

Maybe we should take these little pigtails out.

Is it okay?

I think they seem kinda tight.

Does that hurt?

Such beautiful hair you have.

I like the extensions too.

Oops.

There you go.

- Hey Link.

- Hey what's up man?

You came.

- What's going on here man?

- Huh?

- Like what's, what's really going on here?

- Oh yeah, yeah what is going on?

What are these damn kids doing in my house

with their, their funny cigarettes

and they're kissing each other on the lips

and all that, all that music

that just sounds like a couple robots hard fuckin',

am I right, yeah.

What is going on?

Thanks for looking out for me brother.

Hey

- I ate breakfast, I ate Corn Flakes.

- But you keep out for that hooligan hanna panky

tom fooling nonsense and you let me know

if you see something, you know what I'm saying.

You understand, you let me know.

- Got some nice color pens here

and my little sketch book and music.

♪ In the state of old Montana I spent many happy days ♪

♪ Riding o'er the ranges ♪

My ex girlfriend made that play mix for me.

♪ Then one day there came a stranger ♪

♪ This wild tale ♪

My ex girlfriend made that play mix for me.

Well, the room's all yours.

- So I just saw D. W. Griffith "Intolerance"

for the first time.

I kinda been going back

and doing this overview of cinema history, right.

And film started in what, the 1880's or '70 or something

something old like like.

I mean there wasn't a lot to see

before the development of modern editing, right.

But there was "The Great Train Robbery", Georges Melies.

Do you need another drink?

Cool.

- Hell yeah, keg beer's so much better than non keg beer,

don't know why but it just is.

- I'll be right back, I'm gonna grab you some of that.

My man, my bad for almost giving a lap dance there, sorry.

- Why are you just sitting there like a creeper?

- I'm just sittin' here.

- It's weirding me out.

- You realize that guy just tryin' to get you drunk

so he can have sex with you.

I'm just saying a guy offers you another drink

as soon as you finish your first one

there's definitely vested interest.

- Well, I'm ugly as shit so that's highly unlikely.

- I'd date you.

Well I would date you if you were old enough.

That's the problem with these all ages things.

Are you even 18?

- Does that matter?

- Does that guy know how old you are?

What's the plan?

- Well if you really must know

I live all the way the hell in Mount Vernon

and the buses aren't running this late

so what do you expect me to do, bed down on a park bench?

Are you gonna drive me home?

- I can give you a ride if--

- No, no, that's all right.

- But this is a bad situation, okay.

Guys want something from you.

Like the frickin' hippies man.

Jesus free love, that is a scam--

- Are you done now?

And I want you to leave me alone.

- Excuse me.

Whoa.

You do like film, right?

- I love movies, don't get me wrong.

- Yes. - But have you seen

in Japanese films, you know,

they take a ton of people's head off, right.

Bloods just gushing everywhere and it's just like.

- I brought enough ammunition for all of you.

♪ Sugar, ah honey, honey ♪

♪ You are my candy girl ♪

♪ And you got me wanting you ♪

♪ Sugar you are my candy girl ♪

Fuck.

♪ And you got me wanting you ♪

♪ I just can't believe the loveliness of loving you ♪

♪ I just can't believe ♪

♪ Sugar, ah honey, honey ♪

♪ You are my candy girl ♪

♪ And you've got me wanting you ♪

♪ Ah honey, ah sugar sugar ♪

♪ You are my candy girl ♪

♪ And you've got me wanting you ♪

♪ When I kissed you, girl I knew how sweet a kiss could be ♪

You look like you wanna be kissed.

♪ Lately I've been thinking of moving on ♪

♪ I've been thinking of all the things ♪

♪ That I did wrong to you ♪

♪ Maybe we could sit around and figure it out ♪

♪ All the stupid things we ♪

You look like you want me to kiss you.

♪ Every time I hear your name ♪

♪ You know I hang my head in shame ♪

♪ Help me get a little bit ♪

Just give me a minute.

♪ You know I wanna feel the same ♪

- Desperate, there go.

- What did she say?

- What?

- I was just like sick for a minute.

- Okay, yeah.

Oh hey, hey I wanted to tell you I think I was a little rude

yelling at you, you know over at the,

when I was all

and like, and I was like oh fuck you, you know.

I was more like this 'cause I was like upside down,

oh fuck off you know.

Yeah.

♪ Never be the same ♪

And you know I heard you talking to Ranma earlier

about your thoughts on you know

how this is like an adultie party,

you didn't think she should be here, you know.

That's she too young and other kids are too young.

I mean we're trying to create like a safe space, you know.

Like everyone can partake together.

You're welcome, I'm welcome, we're all welcome, you know.

Oh, I'm Strobe Rainbow or Sarah.

Are you from here?

Where are you from?

- I'm from Whitefish, Montana.

I don't know if you.

- Yeah, I've heard of Montana.

What brought you out here?

- I guess it felt relatively close by

and we, we had this friend back in Montana

who right before we left we just like dropped him

off at his house and he went in and killed both his parents.

And he killed himself.

Yeah so after that we kinda wanted to go somewhere else.

- Knife hits baby.

- Oh is it that time.

- Yeah. - Okay.

- Come on. - Knife hits.

- Knife hits, come on.

Knife hits baby did you hear we're doing knife hits baby?

- All right let's do this.

All right, all right here we go, here we go.

- Okay. - Ooh that's good.

- All right, all right, it's gonna be a lot.

Here we go.

Hold it in, hold it in.

All right I'm gonna press on your arteries.

- This is gonna feel, I promise.

Here we go.

Yeah.

Yeah, oh she's feeling that.

Here she goes.

Oh shit, there she goes. - Whoa, Whoa.

- Is she good? - She'll be all right.

Lift her up.

Get her up man, get her up.

- All right hold on.

You all right?

Talk to me.

- I'm perfect.

- Yeah, yeah. - Who's next?

Let's go. - I am, I am.

- Nice work. - Woo.

- I need that shit. - That is woozy.

- - All right.

- Hey buddy.

- Hey.

What's really going on here?

- What is it, what are we doing?

What's going on?

Okay, well think about it like this

so I work at QFC at the cheese counter,

I'm like a steward there so I, I'm doing the copy, right.

I'm, you know the guy who writes little notes

that say like this Humboldt fuck

has the ashen texture of, so that's what I do.

And we we've all got, you know we all do,

the world is fucking huge, right.

So I'm thinking about time,

I'm thinking about generations, and generations, generations

that have come and the future

and what there will be to look back on.

And so we all, you know it's finding,

it's finding where we fit into

or how we make that mark, how I be me and.

- Yeah.

- You all right.

- Yeah.

- You all right?

Cool, all right.

I'm gonna, we're gonna go make merry in the basement

so if you wanna pop by please do.

- Hey. - Hey.

- Hey, hey.

- There you are you look so fabulous.

I think I met you at the rave, right.

- Yeah, I remember.

- I'm Noob Girl.

- Noob Girl.

I guess all you ravers got those code names, huh?

- Yes, well the thing is mine stems from the fact

that I don't actually go to raves.

My real name's Jen.

- You don't really look like a rave scenester.

- Well, that's because I actually attend raves ironically,

like the fucking douchey hipster that I am.

It's like it's so not cool that it's cool, you know.

- Yeah.

- I take a lot of molly ironically.

I am rolling balls right now.

At the rave I was peaking so hard

it was like, it was like I was being laid

by the music I swear.

It was like, it was like this poltergeist all over me

and then during when the bass dropped

I literally had an orgasm.

- You're joking.

- No.

- Wait you're not doubling down are you?

That can fuck up your serotonin to toxicity.

- No, trust me, my serotonin is on point.

I have more serotonin than I know what to do with.

I'm fucking maggoty with serotonin.

Like I'm with serotonin.

It's like

fuck it, you know.

Fuck it.

- You look like you want me to kiss you.

- No.

I sorry if I gave you that impression.

- I was just kidding. - That is not.

- But seriously we should like hang out or something

if you would like that we could.

- Totally, yeah.

It was good, it was good to see you again.

But I have to go find my friend but yeah.

- Thank you.

- Yeah.

Hey. - Hey.

- I'm ready to go outside.

Are you ready? - Yeah.

- Okay, bye.

♪ You are my candy girl ♪

♪ And you got me wanting you ♪

- Just be quiet.

♪ Sugar, ah honey honey ♪

♪ You are my candy girl ♪

♪ And you got me wanting you ♪

♪ Ah sugar, ah sugar ♪

♪ You are my candy girl ♪

♪ And you got me wanting you ♪

♪ Old Montana put your horse away ♪

♪ Put him in the pasture and give him lots of hay ♪

♪ Folks down in the city pay money just to see ♪

♪ The cowboys who can yippee and sing a melody ♪

♪ Ah sugar, ah honey honey ♪

♪ I'm gonna make your life so sweet, yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ Pour a little sugar on it ♪

- 911, what's your emergency?

911, what's is your emergency?

♪ I'm gonna make your life so sweet, yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ Pour a little sugar on it honey ♪

♪ Ah sugar ♪

♪ And that's why I'm going to banish you ♪

♪ Body body body, body everybody change ♪

- Are Noob Girl and them leaving?

- Ah, no fuckin' clue dude.

I don't even know who that is.

- She and another girl walked out

but I don't know if they're leaving.

- Could be true.

Maybe you could just ask 'em.

♪ But that's why, I need to forget you ♪

♪ Body body body, body everybody change ♪

- You guys seen Noob Girl and that other girl?

- Who the crap is Noob Girl?

- She came out here like 10 seconds ago.

- Someone just walked around to the backyard

it could be her.

- Sorry.

Oh shit.

- Head chopped off

and then that head kind of petrified.

- I didn't think you, wow that's very dark.

- Well-- - It's kind of witchy.

- I've been kinda reading you diary a little bit.

'cause you know they're very smart.

- I feel like most girls

can appreciate the hotness

of other girls, you know.

Like it doesn't have to be a gay thing.

You know like girls if you see a cute girl

like you know you're like gonna wanna do that.

- Girls do that all the time

because you think that's what guys wanna hear.

- No, no, no. - That they're into that.

Girls do that and they pretend to be bi or lesbian

and talk about that just because they think

that's you know, guys are interested

and it'll increase their hetero appeal.

- No, that's not how I'm saying it.

Not how I meant at all.

No, no, no.

- What were you saying?

- I'm just saying.

- You just appreciate sexy girls if you see one.

- Yeah.

- When you see one.

- Yeah.

Like I have girl crushes on both of you two.

I love you so much.

- Thank you.

- So beautiful.

- We love you Fairy.

- Oh hey man careful that's good stuff.

- You know there's a, there's this subgenre

of a Japanese manga called yuri

it's about the feelings of sexual longing

that adolescent girls supposedly have for each other.

It's not porn though it's like a,

it's like this type of romance comic that's,

it's targeted at a straight female audience.

- And people like you, it sounds like.

- Well friends there's probably no better moment

to tell you than this so I'll just go ahead and say

I'm official as of this moment tendering my resignation

as an adult and hence forth will be 12 again.

- Oh. - 12 huh.

- 12 was the shit man.

I fucking loved 12.

12 I just sat around playing "Ocarina of Time"

and then having wet dreams about my cousins.

- Be good.

- Not gonna lie I would just love to have a dick.

No I would just like go around fucking everything.

Like I'd fuck like, I'd fuck like bags, Ziploc bags,

and like socks and like toilet paper rolls.

- Hey what about you man, you ever think

about being a kid again?

- I don't know.

I mean I guess yeah.

I guess I would.

- Would you start as like another gender?

- No, no, no.

- Really?

I think that'd be cool man.

I'd love to be a girl.

I remember when I was a little kid,

this was a before I knew what masturbation was

I remember really like wanting to have sex

and what that would feel like.

And so I made my hand into what I thought

like the shape of a vagina would be

and I got really frustrated 'cause I was like,

this isn't like it at all like ah.

And I remember thinking about in that moment

like oh, man I like wish I was girl

'cause they could just take their fingers

and like that would be the exact feeling

what it's like to have a penis inside you

and I just thought like I wanted that.

You feel me?

- I'm not gay or anything.

- I don't give a shit, me neither.

I'm not, this has nothing to do with being gay

this is like, this is like extremely heterosexual shit

that I'm talking about.

Come here, hey come here.

Brother I'm gonna give you the hard sell right now

okay listen to what I'm saying

so heterosexual eagle riding men here.

I'm talking about, I'm talking about wanting to,

to be that close to the source of our sexual attraction.

- I remember...

I remember in high school I had a crush

on this girl Danielle.

I guess you could say I was in love with her.

We didn't, we didn't really know each other.

She didn't really know me.

But she was so...

but I can remember not only being in love with her

but being jealous of just how good and easy her life seemed.

It's like that Cure song "Why Can't I Be You?", you know.

Like I just think about how much better my life

would be if I could just wake up one morning and be her.

Yeah, yeah man it'd be good to be her.

To be a girl.

I'm gonna go outside.

- Probably trying to get away

from all your indecency, your drugs.

- I, I love you.

- What are you doing here?

Kate.

I've left you like 500,000 messages.

There's conversations we haven't finished.

- There's nothing to talk about.

- What do you mean there's nothing to talk about.

We need to talk about us.

There's--

- Look okay the issue is concluded, right.

There's nothing to talk about.

- You can't just show up at my parties.

- I'm leaving.

I'm waiting for my ride.

- So this is just fucked.

- I don't love you anymore.

- Don't say that.

- I gotta go.

- You can't say that.

Hey cunt!

- What?

- Don't fucking come around my house anymore

looking for drugs you skanky whore.

Bitch.

I'm gonna fucking kill myself.

- Bye.

♪ Sugar ♪

♪ Ah honey honey ♪

♪ You are my candy girl ♪

♪ And you got me wanting you ♪

- Police drop your weapon!

- I'm shot. - Drop your weapon!

- I love you.

- These are rough seas my friends.

Oh, how the waves beat us on the breakers.

And what are we to do but.

♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪

Join me.

♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪

♪ Gently down the stream ♪ ♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪

♪ Merrily merrily, merrily, merrily ♪

♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪

♪ Gently down the stream ♪

♪ Merrily merrily, merrily, merrily ♪

♪ Life is but a dream ♪ ♪ Merrily, Merrily, ♪

♪ Merrily, Merrily life is but a dream ♪

♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪ ♪ Gently down the stream ♪

♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily ♪

♪ Life is but a dream ♪ ♪ Merrily, merrily ♪

♪ Merrily, merrily life is but a dream ♪

♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪

♪ Gently down the stream ♪

♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily ♪

♪ Life is but a dream ♪ ♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪

♪ Gently down the stream ♪

♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily ♪

♪ Life is but a dream ♪

♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily ♪

♪ Life is but a dream ♪

♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪

♪ Gently down the stream ♪

♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily ♪

♪ Life is but a dream ♪

♪ Merrily merrily, merrily, merrily ♪

♪ Life is but a dream ♪

♪ Gently down the stream ♪

♪ Merrily merrily, merrily, merrily ♪

♪ Life is but a dream ♪

- Young money, cash money everybody.

Hey buddy.

- Hey.

Nice.

- Yeah it's a 55

The finest swill for the finest lady.

- Oh yeah.

It's like aged.

- Aged in my mouth back in the bottle.

Yeah.

- I feel weird.

- You look weird.

Just in this part though.

- Oh, thanks.

- And the hair.

What were you saying?

- No, it's fine.

- How's the, how's the illustration on Captain Vulva going?

- Oh, it's done.

- Yeah.

- Mm-hmm.

I just don't think I could really show it to anyone

'cause it's so perverse.

- I like that it's perverted.

I'm into that shit.

- Oh yeah. - I like it a little,

I like my comics to have a sexual perversion to them.

Up, up, down, down, left, right

- - Exactly.

- Just a running around, thought I'd come hang out in here.

- Come on in man.

The more the merrier.

Oh my God.

Oh shit.

Here we go.

- Monster intrudes.

- Boom hey.

- Cowabunga.

Let's cuddle. - Let's do it.

- She's only 16, I just found out myself.

- 16. - Yeah.

- Come on.

- Are you really only 16?

- Whoa big guy didn't see you there.

- No you didn't.

- When's the last time you got laid?

- Not too long ago.

- I mean you're a big guy

is your ding-a-ling in proportion?

- Strobe's taking a survey of the male topography.

She's-- - Right.

- Yeah, she's got an almanac in the works.

- Yeah. - She's a scientist.

Just roll with it man.

- Yeah.

- She's our lesbian penis scholar.

- Not that I care I'm just academically curious

about your scientific specifics

of the longitude and the plumpitude.

Okay.

The evil eye that's what you're gonna give me, okay.

- My penis is pretty large.

- Okay.

- That's cool.

Roll with it, that's cool.

Don't worry man, she's, Strobe's just jesting.

- Yeah, I'm just jesting.

- She's a jester.

- What were you saying earlier?

You were saying that,

oh, your dream is winsome high school girl or something.

- No.

- Don't abandon me now on that.

Man boy girl brother.

Come on.

- Yeah, I'm, you know I'm not judging you or anything.

I mean who wouldn't wanna be a girl, right.

Hell if I had me a gender swap gun

I would turn every man into a woman

whether they wanted it or not.

- That's aggressive.

- Is it? - Yeah.

- My gun would be really cute.

It would have like laser point, you know.

And it would make a cute noise like boop, boop, boop,

boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop,

boop, boop, boop, boop.

Getting all violent and rapey boom.

No more testicles for you.

- Balls gone.

- Sexual insecurities making you creep out

all the girls at a party?

Bam!

Now you're a lovely maiden.

- That would be hilarious though, right.

- Yeah I guess.

- It is. - It's non consensual

gender swap gunning.

- Time out, time out guys.

When's the last time you took a bath Link?

- It has been some time.

- Well you smell chum, do you know what that is?

It's sharp bait.

- I know.

- It's disgusting, that's what you smell like.

- I understand what you're trying to tell me.

- How can we help you?

- Group bath.

- Hi. - Hi.

Hey, hey.

- God that guys freaks me out.

I'm just saying

- Let's keep the party going.

Keep the party going.

No, okay, okay, go ahead, go ahead.

Go ahead let's keep the party going.

Strobey, I need a cigarette, I need a cigarette please.

- What did you say?

- I need a cigarette Strobey.

- You need

- A cigarette. - Oh yes.

- Man I'm drunk as a fuck tard.

- We all our. - You look drunk.

Like in a sexy way.

Like the kind slop I wanna get all over myself.

- Is anyone else cold, it's cold as shit right now.

- I'm good.

- It is cold.

- Yeah.

- Oh Link. - Yeah.

I was actually just shaking it off.

No just kidding.

- Okay, thanks.

♪ You are my candy girl ♪

Much better.

- You know what?

Fuck Zen.

- Would you say that you are still in love with her?

♪ Like the summer sunshine pour your sweetness ♪

- Yeah, I am.

♪ Pour your sweetness over me ♪

♪ Oh sugar, honey, honey ♪

The thing is I'm so attracted to her.

- Let it go man.

- I just hate the power she wields over me, you know.

♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪ Pour a little sugar on it baby ♪

- I'm sorry.

- Fuck her.

- I just wish I had a little faith

- Well you can't have it.

♪ Honey honey ♪

♪ You are ♪

- I just want a little faith

that everything's gonna be cool.

♪ Sugar, sugar ♪

♪ You are my candy girl ♪

- You there yet?

- Yeah, yeah I'm here.

- You've done the hard part.

Remember just follow your letter with action.

- Yeah.

- Next indicated action, right.

- I know.

Dear Link,

I'm sober now.

I'm working on my comics again.

There's a lot to write about.

I just want you to know that there are people

in my life now who love me.

I just want you to know that I'm happy.

I love you forever and ever.

Sarah.

♪ Everything that you are ♪

♪ That you'd like to be ♪

♪ Will come in three my friend ♪

♪ Times thine inequity ♪

♪ The flutes of the chi ♪

♪ Will sound again, my friend ♪

♪ Wrap yourself up in gold ♪

♪ The fruits of the old ♪

♪ Are ripe to be told, my friend ♪

♪ For, it's not what you are ♪

♪ How you've come to be ♪

♪ All this will end and begin again ♪

♪ Everything that you are ♪

♪ That you'd like to be ♪

♪ Will come in three, my friend ♪

♪ Times thine inequity ♪

♪ The flutes of the chi ♪

♪ Will sound again, my friend ♪