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Let me tell you a story

about a young man called Oliver.

There's no singing. No dancing.

But before we get to me,

this all started with a thief called Tom chitling.

Come back here! Oi, you!

Ol, stop!

Grab him!

He's downstairs!

Oi, come back!

Stop him! Stop that kid!

Ol, stop!

J here we go j

j here we go j

Come here! Where is it?

Growing up, it was just me and mum.

We didn't have a lof, but we had our imagination.

Where'd you take us today, Oliver?

The beach. And we had an ice cream.

Mm, delicious.

I took us to the circus.

Wow. Elephants.

- Thanks, mum. - You're welcome.

I'm gonna take us somewhere even better tomorrow.

I can't wait.

What do you see?

A lady swimming.

What else?

What does Oliver see?

I don't understand, mum.

Well, I see...

Escape.

I see a powerful woman

leaving behind a life that wasn't meant for her.

And all of the flowers, they're telling us why.

Anyone ever told you you're a bit weird, mum?

Has anyone ever told you you're a bit cheeky?

Shh!

Ahh, we're going to space now, are we?

Yeah.

I thought we were supposed to be doing our dreams for the future.

I don't get it.

Well, that's you. And that's me.

And we're in a gallery.

And we're looking at this painting of you and me in a gallery,

looking at this painting of you and me in a gallery.

And it goes on and on and on and on and on.

But nothing lasts forever.

Then it was just me.

Poor little lad.

Time to go, Oliver.

I didn't know anyone else.

I certainly didn't belong with them.

I was better off on my own.

Oi! Wake up.

Wake up, you little rat!

Right, I've told you before, and I'm not...

Hey! I'm not gonna tell you again!

Don't you dare.

Sod off, you little scrounger!

Stop sleeping in the gallery!

People don't really call me Oliver anymore.

They call me...

J I guess I'm all right guess I'm all right &

j I guess I'm doing fine guess I'm doing fine &

j do you think I miss you? J

j do you think I care? &

j do you think I'll lay down and die? J

j you never even tried j

j you never even tried j

j now it's about time it's the right time &

js if you willed your mind you willed your mind j

j so fly on swift now

j on your journey home j

j and you've left the nest now j

j and you have flown j

j ain't nothing you don't know j

j ain't nothing you don't know j

J look out to sea j

I and tell me what we came here for j

congratulations, love.

You won a little yellow square.

You can see I had my hands full.

They're not my rules. I just enforce them.

I was right here.

You was right here, but for too long.

I thought you were gonna move in.

Do you think I like doing this?

Actually, I do. It makes me feel big in every way.

Could you not give a ticket to anyone else?

I'm not just giving them to nice people.

You look like a nice person, so I've given one to you.

- Please, I was literally about to leave. - Well, you should have left earlier.

I can't afford this ticket.

Well, I can't afford a 4k TV,

but I wish I could, I'd like one of those.

Actually, I don't know what it is, but I like the sound of owning it, yeah?

- I wish I could have it. - Please, sir, I...

"Please, please, please." Don't tell me your problems.

You got a ticket there. You're gonna get another one.

Oi! Hey, stay away from that Van.

That's my Van, you little pig.

J anything I do they do too they do, they do j

- j they do, they do j - Come here!

J anything I do, they do too j

j be like me don't wanna be like you j

- there you go, miss. - Thank you.

Come here, you! You little...

Come here!

J it's like monkey see monkey do j

stop that lad!

Cheeky pig!

- Oi! - Oi, stop!

J run my Lane? Now you wish you could, love &

jd good luck, sick with the flow they call it rhyme flu &

j your thing done up oh, just like swine flu &

j unoriginal, no, I don't like you j

move!

Yo, man, the bikes!

J still sit pretty while I kill any beat &

j anything I do they do too j

j be like me don't wanna be like you j

- come here! - Come!

Stop!

J anything I do they do too j

j be like me don't wanna be like you j

yo, little man!

Yo!

Hey, slow up, bro!

What?

Relax, man.

The cops packed it in way back.

Why are you chasing me, then?

Because you forgot your shopping.

Okay.

- It's you, isn't it? - What?

Doing all this.

Oi, come on. We know that it's you.

We done the forensics on your spray cans.

He's a joker, this one. But, look, listen,

I am dodge. This here's batesy. And together, we...

Move!

What about your bikes?

Not ours, pal!

Come on.

Oil

come on.

Hey!

Let's go!

I said get down!

Come on.

Cracking set of pins, love.

Look at that.

What happened to him?

What is that?

Brilliant. You two again.

Oh, come on. We're your guardian angels.

- Where's the other guy? - Come with us.

We'll sort you out with some new gear.

Or you could just stay here.

I mean, it's up to you.

We got trainers as well.

Really?

Come on, handsome. Follow us.

I ain't got anything worth stealing.

Come on, mate.

You can't go through life trusting no one.

Yeah, we saved your ass once already.

That was the other guy.

What, you mean red?

Yeah, the guy in the green jacket.

Now that's a real hero, that one.

Entre, s'il vous plait.

Who's that?

Just me and batesy.

What size waist are you?

I'd say he's about a 30 regular.

Who's that?

Oh, that is the ghost of dodge's grandpa.

Batesy, shut up.

I'll introduce you later.

Let's get you some clobber first.

Oh, you do realize I've got no money.

It's all right. You can owe us.

I don't like owing people.

Go on, have them.

Introductory special offer.

We can spare them.

Where did you get all this?

- Sports warehouse. - Oh, I lost my favorite hat on that job.

Are you ever going to stop banging on about that hat?

- Huh? - Probably not.

Have them. They cost us nothing.

Shop's claimed insurance.

Plus, them pasty legs...

Are gonna give me nightmares.

Oh, better give them 7 little bit of a...

A shake, actually.

Better give them a shake first, eh?

Hey, fagin.

Dodge, I've told you before,

you cannot bring in green kids off the street.

- I know, but... - No buts.

Out he goes.

Fagin, please.

This is twist.

Extreme graffiti artist.

Reaching places others can't reach.

Tags under moving cranes and that.

You know, like what's-his-face, uh... banksy.

- Yeah. - Reaching places

other people can't reach, eh?

Hm, the problem with graffiti is, is you can't move it.

What's the point in a painting if it's always in the same place?

The higher I put my work, the more people can see it.

That's the point.

It doesn't belong to anybody.

An idealist, eh?

All property is theft.

In my case, that's literally true.

Tell me, Mr. idealist, how's virtue treating you?

Is it filling your stomach?

Can it give you a hug on a cold night?

Ideals are useless. They're like appendix.

Cut them out.

He's fast.

He left the old bill for dust.

I thought maybe we could train him up, seeing as we have a vacancy.

I'm not a thief.

What, you never stole a sarnie from tescos?

I don't need to. They Chuck out enough, if you know where to look.

Oh, living the dream.

We all have to start somewhere, don't we, eh?

It wasn't so long ago that you were stealing credit card details.

It's called phishing.

It's called surviving.

It's what we do to survive.

- Suppose. - Bravo.

You need a place to stay?

No. Thank you.

Cheers for the clothes. I'll pay you back.

That's a really decent copy.

I've seen the original tons of time at the Tate.

No, you haven't.

I'll tell you what.

I'll cook tonight, dodge.

What do you want? Spaghetti or beef burgers?

- Oh, I'd love spag... - Whoa! Oh, no, come on.

Do me a flavor, fag.

You know I'm 72% vegan.

- Meat is a treat. - Doesn't matter what you eat,

so long as you eat together.

Because, as I've always said,

the most important thing is the family that eats together...

- Stays together. - Stays together.

Yeah, right.

Oi, mate.

I just wanted to...

To stand there gawping like a fish?

If you could speak sometime soon that'd be great,

- because I've kinda got somewhere to go. - I'm sorry.

I didn't realize you were a...

And I didn't recognize you with clothes on.

I just wanted to say thanks.

You're welcome.

Is that everything, or...?

I'll take that as a yes.

Oh, thanks.

I whoo I

j great Dane's cheekbones j

j teenage hormones j

j young complexion j

j non-physical affection &

j you're a godsend j

j do you want a boyfriend? J

j crazy, crazy, easy tiger &

j her mind's made up she don't wanna go steady j

j she'sonly 17 so she's probably not ready &

j a-m-a-n-d-a norgaard j

j I saw you on a cover on cross bay boulevard j

the boy is an artist.

So, what do you see?

A loner with a cracking pair of trainers?

Well, that's disappointing. You missed the point.

- Can you get up there? - Please.

If he can, yeah.

Some boys like respect.

Some boys like being in the pecking order.

But this one...

He wants something that he's missing.

A smartphone?

He wants love.

So let's give it to him.

I whoo I

j great Dane's cheekbones j

j teenage hormones j

j young complexion j

j non-physical affection &

j you're a godsend j

j do you want a boyfriend? J

j crazy, crazy, easy tiger &

j her mind's made up she don't wanna go steady j

j she'sonly 17 so she's probably not ready &

j a-m-a-n-d-a norgaard j

j I saw you on a cover on cross bay boulevard j

Glad I climbed up this side.

Sorry.

There's no toilet up here.

Love what you've done with the place.

Well, it's just while I'm doing this one.

Here.

Gonna offer me a cup of tea then, or...?

I could do you cream crackers and chocolate spread.

Ooh, nutritious.

I thought you were a guy, by the way.

That's why I was being weird earlier.

You say the sweetest things.

No, no. I wasn't...

I mean...

I just... the way you move is...

Like a guy? Yeah. I get it.

- I don't mean to offend you. - Oh, why would that offend me?

Just, guys are more strong.

Not that girls aren't strong. Girls are strong as well.

Just guys tend to be... I don't know.

Not much of a smooth talker, are we?

Best stick to climbing, I think.

How come you're so good at climbing anyway?

When I was younger, I felt safer up high.

People couldn't find me.

So I taught myself to climb.

And you've been a loner on a roof ever since?

Suits me just fine.

Well, you can't stay up here forever.

Isn't there things you want to see?

Things you want to experience?

Must get pretty boring.

I can go anywhere I want.

- What? - See?

I can imagine.

Well, I'm here in real life,

and I've come to invite you to a real-life dinner.

Me and you?

Come to fagin's, tonight at 7:00.

And you never know,

we might just be better company than your paintings.

What am I doing?

What does Oliver see?

Mum?

Can't be by yourself forever.

You're late.

Is that any way to greet your favorite supplier?

What happened to Tom?

He screwed up, that's what happened.

My kids are not disposable.

That's exactly what they are, my old friend.

No friends, no family. No questions.

For complications.

Did you get my envelope?

What, this?

When has it ever been that easy, eh?

I want in.

I know you're pulling a job.

You're hitting losberne.

I want a cut.

Of course you were.

Let me make it easy for you.

Whatever's in there...

Seems important to your little plan.

Question is, are we going to do it the easy or the hard way?

Partners?

Partners.

Now...

The envelope.

I think I'll keep fit.

Just in case of future complications.

Yeah?

Took your blood...

Oh, my giddy aunt!

What is happening with your barnet?

- Sorry. - Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Come on, look, look.

Welcome, twist.

Let me take your Jean shirt, jacket for you.

There we go.

Come on.

Ah, glad you could make it, mate.

Oh, twist.

Come and sit next to me.

Oh, blimey, look.

Nancy, take his beautiful flowers and put them in some water.

He can call me that.

- You don't. - Understood.

On!

I am starving.

Dodge, please.

Fagin, can we just talk about something?

Can we talk about our boy batesy here stealing my food from under my bed?

- Grass. - Thief.

Okay, we're all thieves.

Yeah, be a better one, is the point.

All right. Okay, okay.

Twist, I want you to say a few words, because it's a tradition.

About how thankful you are.

Well, thanks for having me around for dinner, I suppose.

I can't remember the last time that I sat down...

Like a family?

We're all orphans here.

All right, that's the thanks.

Great, cool. Can we bloody eat now?

- Yes. Eat. Eat. Eat. - Yes, all right!

All right, all right.

It appears that you're a connoisseur of beauty.

Yeah.

I saw you in my office admiring my collection, Mr. twist.

Can I stop using that name?

It makes me sound as though I'm in a casino.

What else can I call you?

Oliver.

Oliver. Well, Oliver, your artwork is impressive.

They're just copies.

No, nothing is just a copy.

We always put a little bit of soul into everything,

don't you think?

Yeah, I suppose.

When I was your age, I wanted to be an artist, just like you.

But my father was tasteless. A bully.

- Oh, I'm sorry. - Why sorry?

This is all my art, and Nancy...

Is my masterpiece.

She needs someone to train with.

Someone who can keep up with her.

So, you all just do whatever you want?

Yes. But together.

We never work alone.

You know, we live together, we eat together.

Because the family that eats together...

Stays together. I know.

All right, watch this, watch this.

Got a little surprise for you.

- For me? - Yeah.

Come on, then.

You ready?

We're going out.

Come on.

Make sure you bring him back in one piece!

Don't you guys ever feel bad?

What? Nah.

Look, the people that we target are criminals anyway.

So it's... it's justified, innit?

Think of fagin as good old Robin hood, and we're his merry men.

Hmm.

Oliver.

Oliver. Hey, wake up.

Come on.

Let's go.

Get changed. We're going out.

Okay, give me a sec.

So, are you sticking around?

Yeah, I think I will.

Are you sure you want to do this?

Yeah. It's nice to belong to something.

Trust me, you'll be fine.

Good, morning, Dr. losberne.

Good morning.

Dr. crispin losberne.

Curator, art dealer, and connoisseur of 18th century painters.

He's very predictable, which helps.

Gets up every morning and leaves for work at 8:00 sharp.

Yes, of course, plus vat.

He looks at his messages and he puts his phone away

in the right-hand pocket of his coat.

- Flat white. - Yes, sir.

Pays the barista.

Then he drinks his coffee.

- Hmm. - What's all this about?

Well, we're going to borrow his phone.

And have it back in his pocket before he knows it's gone.

But why?

He took everything from me.

Everything.

And I'm going to return the favor.

First thing, we need to hack losberne's phone.

Oh, and as far as the day is concerned, it's all performance art.

And the performance will be given by Nancy.

Oh!

I am such a klutz!

Let me help. I've got tissues in my bag.

You absolutely must let me help.

Oh, god, it's all over your lovely jacket.

I'm so stupid.

J I can't get this pressure point out of my head j&

I was on my way to the royal academy to see the gainsborough exhibition.

- Really? - Oh, have you been?

J I can't get this pressure point out of my head j&

as a matter of fact, I curated it.

Really?

Ah, yes, come on.

- Dodge, you got it yet? - Yeah, plugging in.

All right.

- On its way, batesy. - All right.

I'm quite a mover and shaker in the art world.

I have my own place.

You have your own gallery?

That working, bates?

You don't ever need interns, do you?

Never say never.

Come on, batesy. Hurry up.

I'll give you my card.

I'm going as quick as I can.

- It's in my jacket. - Oh.

We need to speed this up.

Yes, of course.

- Oh. - Bit wet.

Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.

Pop by any time.

Goodbye.

Dodge, quick, he's leaving.

J pressure, pressure j

j pressure, pressure, pressure, pressure j

quickly.

Yes! Let's go.

J pressure, pressure, pressure, pressure j

garages on swift road.

Someone's taken my phone.

Oi!

God...

Get out of my taxi!

Sorry, mate, I... I thought it was free.

Is that what you're looking for?

Yes. Thank you.

You can keep the taxi. I am going to walk.

Cheers.

Where to, guv?

Yeah, not bad for your first job, Oliver.

Yeah, and that was just the hors d'oeuvre.

Batesy, keep hacking.

One word from losberne, I want to hear it.

We need to know his every move.

Dodge.

- Yeah? - Do the washing up.

Oh, man.

Nancy, you're going to art school.

What?

It's a crash course.

If you're gonna be convincing as an art student

for an evening or even for ten minutes,

you're gonna have to know some art to talk about.

- Oliver, would you mind? - Of course.

Ah, good.

But nothing beats seeing it in the flesh.

This is about pope Nicholas.

He's fuming.

And Dante is... shit!

What?

Guard.

You do realize this gallery is free, yeah?

He's worked here for years.

He hates me.

He's always throwing me out for sleeping here.

Get up.

Here, I got you.

He doesn't scare me.

Shall we...?

Millais's a genius. The use of...

Hardly gonna win the 500-meter backstroke, though, is she?

I'm joking. I know it's Ophelia.

Anything else you'd like to add?

Well, personally...

I think the flowers and the painting are as important as Ophelia herself.

The floating flowers, they represent her sorrow.

And the nettles growing around the Willow, well, that's... that's her pain.

Exactly.

Did you do art at school?

No.

It's just common sense, innit?

Well, that and the Internet.

All right. Let's see what else you got.

So do you feel ready to be the most convincing art student of all time?

Yeah, totally.

Although no thanks to my teacher.

- He was rubbish. - Of!

So... couldn't help but notice old Ophelia

made quite an impression on you in there.

Yeah.

What was it about her?

I used to go to that gallery with my mum.

She was an artist.

Right.

That makes sense.

So you did have a family?

Just a mum.

She wasn't around for too long.

Did you?

Just a dad.

But he was around for too long.

So why did you get into free-running then?

So I could escape.

Escape from what?

From boys called Oliver twist.

Come here!

To pull this job off,

we'll need the plans for losberne's gallery.

Oh, not the caterpillar Tash.

- Hello. - Good morning, sir.

We spoke on the telephone about your conversion of number 30.

The losberne gallery?

I have bought the building opposite,

and I want you to make it modern like number 30.

Yes, I have the plans here.

I can show you what we did for Dr. losberne.

Follow me.

Yes.

Very nice, very nice.

Da?

11:05 on the dot, fagin.

Just like you said.

What?

This is private.

It's okay, I don't understand Russian, so...

You want my business?

Certainly.

Take your time.

Thank you.

No windows. Reinforced walls.

That's the one.

That'll be a job getting in.

We don't have to do that.

If we do what I've got planned, they bring it out.

Batesy, carry on.

Bring what out?

This is the painting we're gonna steal.

One of six paintings by William hogarth.

That says dotheboy's auction house, fagin.

Why are we casing up losberne?

Well, the painting was lost in a fire,

but many people believed it was a cover-up for a theft.

All this time, it's been off the radar.

So you're saying losberne's got it?

- He's the seller. - Wait, hang about.

How did he get his hands on it?

Many years ago, losberne went into partnership

with a man called Isaac Solomon.

Both of them bought a lot of paintings.

One of them was the hogarth.

But when they had it in auction,

losberne went missing with the paintings.

- Oh. - And Solomon had nothing.

And his credibility as an art dealer was gone.

Later, losberne said the paintings had been stolen.

That's what my man tells me.

How long have you been there? I didn't hear you come in.

You should be more careful, fagin. You're getting sloppy in your old age.

Oh, it's only you two.

Oliver, there's someone I'd like you to meet.

Oliver.

Here, boy.

- This is bullseye. - Ah

you're gonna need your hands later.

Round two.

Magnetic, see?

Stick it on a pipe and get out.

Oh, so sorry. Is it a bad time?

It's the perfect time.

Thank you.

- Bottoms up. - Oh!

Cheers.

So you were saying it'd be answering the phones,

- doing a little bit of filing. - Hmm.

Nothing a girl like you couldn't handle.

I did actually want to show you some of my art.

Street art, you say?

Yeah, it's just on here.

Let me just find them...

Yes, okay.

This one is actually based on...

William Blake. Of course.

I love what you've done with the line there.

These are actually rather intriguing.

Oh, don't gas me.

Oh, come on, girl.

Give her a second.

Sorry, that's my graffiti talk.

It's the only way to get taken seriously on the street.

Oh, right.

Well, don't forget your wine.

Do you know, it's just going straight through me.

I must pop to the little girls' room.

Is it downstairs, or...?

Straight down the stairs.

The door straight in front of you.

Okay, thanks.

Oh, no. No, no. He's on the move.

I could have blown my hand off.

Yeah, calm down.

- Everything alright? - Yes, I'll be up in a minute.

You better have brought a spare.

On.

We just got to get it to her.

I'll take it.

I'm the climber, right?

Whatever you do, don't drop it.

Red, it's me. Let me in.

Oh, my god!

Here you go.

- Oh, my god. - Be careful.

Okay.

What's going on down there?

Yes, I'm coming, I'm coming.

Losberne gallery.

Special delivery.

What, at this time of night?

I'm right outside, mate. Got a large package, says:

"Artworks. Fragile."

I could leave it on the doorstep if you want.

No, no, no. I'm coming, I'm coming.

I was just in the middle of something.

One second.

I'm at the window. Where are you?

Um, let me just check on that.

Sorry, mate, wrong number.

I wouldn't use that lav...

Uh, bathroom for a bit.

I'm sorry, you're going to have to wait here for a moment.

Brittles, can you come up here, please?

What is this?

Search her bag.

Hey!

Excuse me!

If that's the way you treat all your interns,

you can take your work experience and shove it up your ass!

Our Dr. losberne is gonna get a surprise in the morning.

Until then, you can take the night off.

- Go out, have some fun. - Yes!

- Come on. - Yeah, but wait a minute.

Not too much fun, because you're back on duty at 7:00 A.M.

- What, seven? - Seven?

Yeah, well, we've all got to be ready to move when the phone goes.

And I'll stay tuned to losberne.

Well, he might be into some heavy phone sex,

which means you might be in for a steamy night, old boy!

Right, so there's this party. What you saying?

- Red, you coming? - She got plans.

You did good.

Mate, let's go. Come on.

Awkward.

Hey, come on, mate. Don't be such a Debbie downer.

You know, there are other birds in London.

Come on, have a drink with us.

No, I'm all right, mate. Honestly.

Come on, you know you want to.

Seriously, batesy.

I'm all right here.

All right, fine.

Hey.

I said I don't...

Ol. You mug.

She belongs to sikes.

You think I don't know that?

I don't belong to anyone.

We'll see.

I ever fallen in love with someone j

j you shouldn't have fallen in love with? J

I can't see much of a future &

j unless we find out what's to blame j

I what a shame j

I ever fallen in love with someone j

I ever fallen in love j

j in love with someone j

oi, batesy! Batesy, look out!

I ever fallen in love with someone j

j you shouldn't have fallen in love with? J

I love coming here.

You almost forget you're in the city.

How do you know about this place?

Uh, sikes brought me here once.

Why'd you bring me here then?

Because I wanted to. Is that okay?

Hmm?

Wait!

Seriously, why did you bring me here?

Why wouldn't I bring you here?

I don't think your girlfriend would be too happy if she knew.

Never said she was my girlfriend.

Why didn't you tell me?

Tell you what?

That you're only into...

Girls?

Never said that either.

I'm so confused.

J come and save our soul

I we know not what we do j

oi, what the hell are you doing?

Oh, come on!

J our eyes are blood-red j

j leading generation &

j captivated by a new society j

don't tell anyone about this, yeah?

Red, if this is about sikes, you don't need to be scared.

It's not me I'm scared for.

I it's orwell come to life j

j but we're not superhuman j

j and we got real heart, got real skin j

j oh, stealing man and woman j

j and they can't see j

got you!

You think you're clever, don't you, eh? Eh?

- Call the police, love. - I will, you're assaulting him!

- Assaulting him? - Yeah!

This little bellend has been vandalizing property of the council

with his shitty little paintings.

You want to go as well, eh?

Do you want some? Come on. Come...

Oh, there they are. Get down there, you.

- Go on. - Twist!

Hey, there's a little bellend there.

- Arrest them. - It'll be okay.

- Come on, son. - I'll get fagin. Go on.

Thank you. All right.

I mean, personally, I think it's an improvement.

So let me go.

Yeah, unfortunately, Metropolis parking solutions,

that's the company whose property you vandalized,

they don't quite share the same views.

Little Ollie twister.

Look, to be honest, Oliver,

a little bit of graffiti is not really what concerns me.

You kind of running into warden bumble,

well, that's just kind of fortuitous for me.

It's like a happy accident.

What I really want to talk to you about is, uh...

This man.

Fagin.

An alias, obviously.

A once prestigious art dealer.

Then, out of the blue, poof!

Vanishes. Disappears.

And since then,

it seems like he's been putting his knowledge of art

to a more practical usage.

Apparently, he's running quite the operation.

Yeah.

And what about this lovely lady?

Known associate of fagin.

Sikes.

How am I supposed to know these two?

"How am I sup...?"

Nancy Lee. Alias: Red.

Known associate of both sikes and fagin's.

That's a pretty girl, Oliver.

I can get you out of this, you know.

Get me out of what?

Ah, see, now, that...

That's exactly what I'm hoping you're going to tell me.

'Cause your little friends, your little new pals,

they're not all that they seem.

And to be perfectly honest,

friends of fagin and sikes have a nasty habit of ending up, well...

Like that.

Tom chitling.

He died last month.

Take a good look, Oliver.

I don't even know this sikes.

Are you sure?

I'm sure.

Okay.

Well, you're free to go.

Just be careful who you trust,

'cause people only see what they want to see.

Off you go then.

You're late.

Where's twist?

He's with you, right, dodge?

I just wanted to get a run in.

I lost track of time.

I don't know where twist is.

I gave them all the night off.

Those paintings are going nowhere till the morning.

It is morning. Where is he?

Who is this?

Think of me as the friendly uncle you never had.

I just wanted to make sure you've got my number.

In case you remember anything about our miss sikes.

I won't.

You got some explaining to do, boy.

Where you been, then?

I went to a pub with dodge and batesy.

They got back hours ago.

What happened to you?

I got arrested.

Been having little words, have we?

No, it wasn't like that.

It was this traffic warden.

I wrote on his Van, and he wasn't happy about it.

You wrote on his Van last night?

No, last week.

I bumped into him this morning when I was...

How come the cops let you go?

Did you give them something they wanted?

No. Nothing. I gave them nothing.

If he grassed, why would he come back here?

- Was I talking to you? - I'm just saying...

Don't!

- We need him. - Hello, artnet.

- It's Dr. losberne. - Shh!

My vault is flooded, so I need to move a painting to dotheboy's.

He's on the phone with the couriers.

They're arranging a pickup.

One second.

Round three.

The painting is going to be on the move.

This is it.

You better pray this time it goes like clockwork.

Remember, I'm watching.

I'm claustrophobic, okay?

Nobody told me that it was going to be that small.

Quit making a fuss and get in.

I'm not making a fuss. I'm claustrophobic.

It's an actual condition.

No, no, like, if batesy gets in there and passes out or something,

- the whole plan's screwed. - Exactly.

- What are we gonna do? - Exactly.

And there is every chance that if I get in there, I will pass out.

Batesy, don't be such a baby.

So, what are you gonna do, force him down?

You say you're gonna do something, then you just don't do it.

- It's not about that! - Are we gonna do this,

or are you gonna stand there arguing all day?

Well, he's in now.

All right.

Anybody tries to move the crate, you set off the smoke bomb in their face.

Piece of cake.

All right, that's it.

I et's do it then.

Really?

Ready?

Delivery to our gallery in w1, yeah?

Yeah, copy that, darling.

We just got a few drop-offs first.

Right. Cheers, lads.

Js well, you must be a girl with shoes like that j

I she said "you know me well" I

j I seen you and little Steven j

j and Joanna around the back of my hotel &

j oh, yeah j

j someone said you was asking after me

j but I know you best as a blagger &

I thought we were only sharing travel with the national gallery piece.

Uh, yeah, let me see.

Oh, originally yours was dropped off first,

and then on to the national gallery.

It's just an extra pickup, mate.

It won't affect your drop-off time.

They're close together, you see.

Chiswell fine arts.

I've never heard of it.

J let her dance with me j

j just for the hell of it &

you ever heard of a chiswell fine arts, Rosie?

Somewhere near here?

I thought you knew all the galleries in London.

I'll Google it.

J I would've sold them to you &

j if I could've just have kept the last of my clothes on j

can't find a chiswell.

J call me up take me down with you j

get me artnet on the phone now.

J and I'll dance for little Steven and Joanna j

j around the back of my hotel oh, yeah j

j I was good, she was hot stealing everything she got j

j [I was bold she was over the worst of it »

j gave me gear thank you, dear &

j bring your sister over here &

j let her dance with me just for the hell of it j

oh, what's all this?

You all right there? What's occurring?

- Can we get through? - How you doing?

- Yeah, fine. - Where are you from?

- I'm from Fulham. - Fulham?

Oh, I've got some cousins there.

- Do you know Phil? - No.

You must know my second cousin.

What's her name? Oh, Tracey, Tracey.

- Can we get through? - Get through?

I mean, I don't know, kid.

Seven-four, receiving.

Seven-four, receiving.

Is there aliens? I mean...

Seven-four, go ahead.

Yeah, we've just had a call from the losberne gallery.

They seem to think they're being robbed.

Is it real? Is life even. .?

Everything all right, lads?

Floor it!

Whoa!

No!

Aah!

Nol

sikes, no. No, sikes.

Please, sikes.

Run!

- Where is it? Give it to me. - I didn't get it. I'm sorry.

We need a distraction. Move.

Move!

When I said "don't," that means don't go this way.

Oil

female suspect heading west down pass road.

- Officers are in pursuit. - Oi!

Come here, you!

I with a fast fuse &

j I got no time to love j

j just a city to abuse j

j oh, baby, I was born j

I'm asking very nicely to stop!

J I got no time to love j

j just a city to abuse j

j oh, come get me j

j with your files don't arrest me j

I I'm Lucifer's child &

j wild, acid done j

j black sunglasses shade the morning sun j&

j you can't get me j

j all you fuckers can't touch me j

j well, I'm the hooligan choir, sire &

j sit, don't scatter j

j it don't matter get me one, two, three j

I really need to start going to the gym.

This is...

J oh, baby, I was born j

I with a fast fuse &

uh...

Bedwin, give me an update.

Yeah, brownlow, we got some good news and some bad news.

- Okay, fill me in then. - Bad news is, I haven't got her.

What's the good news?

There is no good news, really, if I'm honest.

Get yourself back here now.

Ol, get in.

I need to work on my cardio.

How come twist was in back of that Van? Should have been you.

Well, I'm claustrophobic, so we just switched places.

You shouldn't have.

J oh, baby, I was born j

I with a fast fuse &

batesy!

J just a city to abuse j

j in the middle of the night &

j when they come for you j&

j who you gonna be? J

j what you gonna do?

He should have been back by now.

Quiet, I'm trying to think.

That was our one shot.

It was bad luck, is all.

Bad luck? There's no such thing.

Decided to go on the Van.

Mate, have you seen...?

What happened to Tom chitling?

He fell.

Did you see it?

Someone has been misinforming you, Oliver.

- Don't avoid the question. - I just don't think it's you

asking the questions.

Who have you been talking to?

Sikes.

Why don't you ask her?

- Sikes! - He's a rat!

Van suddenly peels off.

They knew what was going down.

- I didn't tell them anything! - Lies!

What's this, eh?

Thing I need to know, twist, is how you hold up under a beating.

I bet you fall to pieces, eh?

Fagin, make her stop.

Question is, do you want some more?

Hold him.

Sikes, don't make it permanent.

Right, bullseye, on my command.

You're making a mistake.

A mistake?

He got in trouble with the traffic warden.

- And how would you know that, red? - Because I was there.

What?

We were on our way home,

and the traffic warden just came out of nowhere

and tackled him to the ground, just like he said.

On your way home from where?

We.

We went for a swim together.

If he moves, shoot him.

Come with me.

Bullseye, stay.

This ain't like batesy.

He gets withdrawal symptoms if he ain't plugged in.

Batesy's dead.

- What? - Just like she killed Tom.

- But sikes said... - Tom was murdered.

He didn't go off that roof by accident.

How would you know that?

I got a text off that phone.

Some cop gave it to me, to see if I'd turn.

And did you turn?

Or were you never with this family to begin with?

You call this a family?

When that psycho is out there with red and you're pointing a gun at me?

I don't believe you.

I'm gonna go find batesy myself.

You're gonna be looking six feet under.

He's right. I pushed Tom.

- You lying... - Please.

Give me an excuse to kill you.

You can't kill all of us.

Let's see, shall we?

Six bullets, three kids. You do the math.

We're hitting dotheboy's, getting that painting.

Dotheboy's? I think the whole plan was to get the painting

before it went there.

That place is impenetrable.

You scared, old man?

I'll have a plan in four hours.

Try not to kill any more of them in the meantime.

I can't promise anything.

Look, mate, I believe you.

What sikes did to Tom, that's messed up.

But if we don't do this, we'll lose red too.

Sikes is a loose Cannon.

Let's just suck it up and get on with it, yeah?

I et's do this.

Is he on time?

Like clockwork. We're on.

Can I get two sugars with that as well?

Cheers.

All right there, mate. Sorry to interrupt. Can I get a bakewell tart, please?

Sure.

- It's chippy, innit? - Yeah, I know. It's freezing.

There you go. One-fifty.

There you go. Keep the change.

- Oh. - Thanks.

Thank you.

Have a good day, lads.

- See you. - See you.

The painting will be under lock and key before the auction.

So our only chance is during the main event.

We'll go in at the front, and at the right moment,

execute the plan, sending the painting your way.

Let's play happy families, eh? Big smiles.

Thank you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

It's the chair. Really?

Jesus.

There you go.

Dodge, once you're inside, let twist in.

Then, when all hell has broken loose, you know what to do.

The gang's all here.

Don't do anything stupid.

I'm glad you're finally taking this threat seriously, officer.

Detective inspector.

How many men have you deployed?

There's 12 inside the building.

Another 20 outside.

Nobody's getting this painting, losberne.

Dr. losberne.

Better you than me, mate.

Lot 146.

William hogarth's painting, "a harlot's progress, the arrest."

Oil on canvas. 1731.

Has resurfaced after many years, as the only surviving harlot's progress

- from the fire of 1755... - Now.

We start the reserve price of £3 million.

Yes, madam.

Three million pounds. Thank you, madam.

And you, sir?

At the back there, sir? Yes, 3.2 million.

I have £3.2 million...

He's got a gun!

- Stay calm. - It's a trap! The painting!

They're after my painting!

Get it back in the vault! It'll be safe! Safest place.

- Open the door. - Okay. The door!

Robbery in progress. There's a robbery in progress.

- Stay with the painting. - Get this in the vault. Move!

Wait, wait, wait.

I'm coming with you.

No one goes down there but us.

There's a robbery in progress.

- Yeah, we have our procedures. - And I have my orders.

And that painting ain't going anywhere without me.

What's... what's going on? Who are you?

Officer Dawkins, sergeant.

- Dawkins. Good. - Yeah.

Okay, you guys go that way. You guys come with me. Let's go.

You.

Yes. It's me.

On!

Ah, that felt good.

Good. This is good. This is very good.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Show me the painting.

Ah.

I'll be honest, not his best work.

Move.

Okay.

Oh, you silly sausage.

You're going nowhere, son!

Shit!

Brownlow, you're wrong about twist.

He's in the lift shaft.

Yeah, the dirty swine.

Well, move, then!

I'm coming for you, twist!

Oh, no, no!

If you think a lift is gonna stop me...

- Come on. - You got nowhere to hide!

Dodge?

- Muppet! - Dodge?

You... ugh!

- Hurry up! Come on! - Dodge, help me!

- Hurry. Hurry. - Help! Help, dodge!

- Come on! - I'm coming!

Get these bloody doors open!

Hurry up, dodge!

Wait! Wait!

Wait a minute.

Give me a break. You're not thinking with...

- Oi! Stop! - Come on!

- Ready? Belt. - Twist, what you doing?

This is madness!

Three, two, one.

Whoa!

Oh!

- Come on. - Whoa!

Wait, wait.

Now let go!

Okay...

Congratulations.

All the best.

Brownlow, you need to get down here right now.

Shit! Shit! Shit!

- Flipping hell. - Let's go up here.

I think we've lost them.

They wouldn't have got far, losberne.

Well, you'd better be right.

- Hey, hey! - Come on, let's go.

Hey, don't even think about it! Do not move.

Hello?

- Hello, your delivery's here. - No, I didn't order anything.

Hey! Don't...

Dodge, let's go!

Hey! Stop! Hey!

Get after them! Stop them! Hey, come back here!

Walt!

Hey, stop! Stop!

There's only one person who could do this.

Batesy.

Enjoy your munch, did you?

You magnificent bastard.

You had us worried sick, mate. Where are you?

Well, you know sikes has gone full-blown psycho, don't you?

- She tried to kill me. - What?

We're on our way to see her now.

No! No, don't! It ain't safe.

What do you mean? We got no choice.

Red's with her. We're all heading to fagin's.

All right, well, I'll meet you there.

- Just look after yourself. - Okay.

That was batesy. He's...

Twist?

Twist?

You're late. Where is he?

I don't know. We got split up.

- Who's got it? - He has.

Oi! You miss me?

Bates.

Are you all right?

- What happened? - Thought I dealt with you, fuck's sake.

- Where's twist? - I'm right here.

You want the painting, she's coming with me.

Do you think she's worth it?

Try me.

Do what he says.

You got more stones than I gave you credit for.

Give me that.

I'll always be a step ahead of you.

You think you can just take my girl?

It's the painting, sikes.

Give me the envelope and let him go.

You sure that's it, fagin?

What?

The painting.

Are you sure it's the right one?

Easy. Easy.

I'm just reaching for my phone.

You guys might want to see this.

You see, before I got into graffiti, I used to paint.

Well, you lot mentioning hogarth got me inspired.

It's not bad, eh, fagin?

Where is it?

I walk out of here with red,

I'll call you and tell you where it is.

She stays with me.

We need the painting, sikes.

Whose side are you on?

All this has got to stop.

You're done. We're done. All bets are off.

Get me the envelope and I'll let you leave.

Come on. Come on.

You'll let me leave?

I choose how this ends.

- Hey, hey! - Fagin!

Fagin!

Run!

Quick! Run! Twist!

Jump.

Come on.

You go first.

I'm not going without you!

Listen, jump. I'll be right behind you.

(50.

Twist! Twist.

Hold on, hold on. Come on.

Come on!

Twist! Hold on!

Don't let go!

Stop! No!

- Pull him up, sikes. - I'm sure he'll be fine.

- Step back! - Look at him.

Not even strong enough to pull himself up.

- He's so weak. - He's not weak!

You need to come with me.

I don't need you anymore, sikes!

You think twist's the one for you?

He's more than you will ever be.

I dragged you from the gutter,

looked after you, gave you everything you needed.

Sikes!

What a fine thing capital punishment is.

Young man.

I'm guessing you heard about the reward?

Be there in five.

Do we know what we're meant to be waiting for?

We don't have a clue, bedwin.

I'm sure we'll know when we see it.

He's not exactly just going to stroll in, is he?

He's literally just strolled in.

All right, lads!

You hungry?

You got a lot of nerve showing up here, kid.

- Let's Nick him now. - Calm down, bedwin.

You look like you could do with a bacon sarnie.

This might be very funny to you, but this is serious.

- I need your full cooperation. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Cooperation?

I've done you guys a favor.

How's that?

- Where's the painting? - I don't have it.

So where is it?

I'm not the criminal here.

In fact, I've done all the work for you guys.

Two bacon sarnies.

- Enjoy. - Thanks.

Excuse me, I didn't order this.

Oh, no, it's fine. It's my treat.

Well, that is very kind of you, young man.

Yeah, it's very kind.

But don't think this is getting you out of trouble.

I need you to understand one thing.

You're gonna need to start cooperating.

Oh, brilliant.

Psst.

Yeah? Hello? Yeah, very smart that was.

A wise cop once said to me,

"people only see what they want to see.”

You'll be wanting some brown sauce with those, I assume.

What do you mean...? Hello? Hello?

Brown sauce.

Nah, it's...

It's above the brown sauce, bedwin.

It's above the brown sauce.

Holy shit.

J where do you go j

j buttoned in your favorite coat? J

j stepping out to a different world j

j when you might be home late j

the tale of the stolen hogarth in an audacious raid

took a bizarre twist today

when a tip-off led detectives to a lockup in east London

in which a large collection of stolen artworks has been discovered.

The lockup belongs to the art dealer Dr. crispin losberne.

Documents were also found

proving that Dr. crispin losberne is not the legal owner of the hogarth.

It's alleged that the well-established art dealer

has been making his fortune out of selling stolen artwork

and faking the ownership documentation.

A Mr. Isaac Solomon has been named as an accomplice.

It's believed that this man also goes by the name of fagin.

Fagin and sikes really had raised some good thieves.

So good, they didn't know when they were the target.

The envelope revealed the true owners of the hogarth,

and the key to the lockup where losberne kept

the stolen paintings.

J while you're thinking of a different world

jd then you might see me waiting on the corner &

j staring through you in a different world &

holy shit.

Even bedwin and brownlow deserved a break.

In other arts-related news,

a mystery painting arrived with a special delivery

for a new exhibition at the national gallery last week.

The question everyone's asking is: How did it get there?

The painting was added to the exhibition by mistake,

but critics have gone wild for this unknown artist

and demanded the piece remains on display.

J but if you find yourself standing on the corner... j

there you go, mum.

Jd then you might see me waiting on the corner &

in fact, people can't stop talking about

the mystery artist, with many asking, who is Molly twist?

And when and where will all her work appear?

Dealers are said to be willing to offer up to 50,000

to anyone with an original twist painting.

J and all of our lives j

j we'll sail through the suns and moons j

j to sing our travelers tunes j&

j just to say I love you j

cheers, Nancy.

Call me that again, Oliver, and I will twist something you don't like.

All right, quit canoodling.

So, are you gonna stick with us, kid?

Come on. You know you want to.

Look, if I'm gonna be staying around,

we got to cut out all the nonsense and go straight.

- Whoa, wait. - Whoa. He's joking, right?

That must be a joke.

What exactly do you expect us lot to do for a job, eh?

You ever thought about selling paintings?

A bag full of Molly twist art is worth a few quid.

Hmm?

Like I said, no singing, no dancing.

But maybe I was wrong about the happy ending.

I know these people.

I belong with them.

J talking to the stars j

j felt heaven in my heart j

j with both feet on the ground j

j see, I've had better days &

j but in my head I'll say &

j keep both feet on the ground j

j but suddenly you came along &

j and showed me all my fears were wrong j

j it gave me somewhere I could belong &

j somewhere to belong &

j oh, I know I'm not lonely tonight j

j lonely tonight &

j I don't have to worry &

j 'cause you're my flame in the darkness j

j oh, I know when I'm under your light j

j I'll be all right j

- j I don't have to worry j - & don't worry &

j 'cause you're my flame in the darkness j

j you're my flame j

j flame, flame j

I flame in the darkness j

j oh, flame j

j you're my flame j

I flame j

I flame in the darkness j

j 'cause I know that wherever I go j

j no, I'm not on my own j

j you'll be guiding me home j

j be guiding me home j

j you're the air that I breathe j

j you spark a fire in me j

j I thought the truth was out of reach j&

j so out of reach, out of reach j

j but suddenly you came along &

j and showed me all my fears were wrong j

j you gave me somewhere I could belong j

- j somewhere to belong j - & somewhere to belong j

j I know I'm not lonely tonight j

j lonely tonight &

j I don't have to worry &

j 'cause you're my flame in the darkness j

j oh, I know when I'm under your light j

j I'll be all right j

- j I don't have to worry j - & don't worry &

j 'cause you're my flame in the darkness j

j oh, flame j

j flame, flame j

I flame in the darkness j

j oh, flame j

j flame, flame j

j flame in the darkness, oh j

j talking to the stars j

j felt heaven in my heart j

j with both feet on the ground j

j see, I've had better days &

j but in my head I'll say &

j keep both feet on the ground j