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CHORUS: ♪ The Simpsons ♪
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(theme music playing)
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(bell ringing)
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(whistle blows)
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(beeping)
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(playing the blues)
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(tires screeching)
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(clanks)
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(tires screeching)
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(honking horn)
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(tires screeching)
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-D'oh! (screams)
-(tires screeching)
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ALL: (screaming)
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{\an8}♪ O'er the land of the free ♪
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♪ And the home ♪
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{\an8}♪ Home of the brave ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh, America'sThe home of the brave ♪
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{\an8}♪ The brave,America the brave ♪
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{\an8}♪ The brave ♪
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{\an8}♪ Home of the brave ♪
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{\an8}Thank you, Springfield!
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{\an8}I love you! Peace!
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{\an8}CONROY:Thank you, Cyndi Lauper.
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{\an8}Just a reminder, folks. We dohave a baseball game today.
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{\an8}-MAN: All right.
-(chuckles)
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{\an8}I am Dennis Conroy,
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{\an8}and here come your Isotopes!
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{\an8}-CROWD: (booing)
-(all gasping)
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{\an8}Let's welcome two new additions
to the team,
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{\an8}Smash Digginsand Fishbone Walker.
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{\an8}Lucky for us,they were sent down
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from the Majorsfor drug violations.
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(crowd cheering)
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{\an8}Oh, stupid Isotopes.
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{\an8}Hurry up and lose
so we can get out of here!
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{\an8}Why do you hate
the Isotopes so much, Dad?
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{\an8}Because I loved them once
and they broke my heart.
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{\an8}Let that be a lesson
to you, sweetie.
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{\an8}Never love anything.
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{\an8}-Even you?
-Especially me.
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{\an8}But you've got to support
the team, Dad.
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{\an8}They're already threatening
to move to Moose Jaw.
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{\an8}That's right.
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{\an8}Like my mother always said,
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{\an8}"You've got to stick it out
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{\an8}even if you picked a loser..."
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{\an8}-Hmm.
-"...to the bitter end."
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{\an8}CONROY:First pitch of the game.
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{\an8}(screams)
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{\an8}That's a rotator cuff.
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{\an8}His career is over.
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{\an8}I'm going to warm up the car.
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{\an8}But there's only been
one pitch.
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{\an8}And it sucked.
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CONROY: Bases loaded,
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two outs, bottom of the ninth,
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and it's do or die.
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HOMER (singing):
♪ Hitler is a jerk ♪
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♪ Mussolini ♪
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{\an8}That'll bring up Babe Ruth IV.
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{\an8}'Course, he's no Babe Ruth III,
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{\an8}but the franchiseis very excited
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about this illegitimategreat grand bambino!
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And... what's this?
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He's pointingto the right field bleachers,
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probably at a dying little boy.
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-Mom, am I dying?
-No, of course not.
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-Is he, Mom? You can tell me.
-No.
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CONROY: Now he's pointingto the ground.
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Is he indicating a bunt?Yes, he's bunting!
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(crowd booing)
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MARGE: Good hustle, kid!
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HOMER (singing):
♪ No, it doesn't work ♪
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So who won? The losers?
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No, they lost.
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(chuckling) Losers.
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But only by two points,
and they didn't resort
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to stealing bases
like the other team,
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so it's kind of a moral
victory.
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With a little middle relief,
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they might even
make the playoffs!
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You'll be
in your cold, cold grave
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before that ever happens.
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Homer, would you please
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stop talking
about the childrens' graves?
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(loud chatter, cheering)
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-MAN: Whoo!
-(grunts)
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What's the hubbub?
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Did Moe finally
blow his brains out?
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Quiet! We're watching
the Isotopes!
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{\an8}Shut it off. They're losers.
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Where you been?
The Isotopes are on fire.
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Yeah. That sniper
at the all-star game
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was a blessing in disguise.
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Now we're
in the championship game.
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Championship? Hmm.
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Whoo! 'Topes rule!
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Well, here's a die-hard fan.
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Sir, your beloved Isotopes
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are about to make history.
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Any thoughts?
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Ah! It's a great team, Kent.
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They never gave up hope.
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I want to thank Jesus
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and say "Hi"
to my special lady, Marge.
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We did it, baby! Whoo! Whoo!
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The inspiring words of a fan
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who'll always root, root,
root for the home team,
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even if they lose this game.
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They lost? Those losers!
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No, no, no.
The game's not over.
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Whoo! Not over! Whoo!
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There you have it. Whoo!
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(all cheering)
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CONROY:Bottom of the ninth, two outs.
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It all comes down to this.
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And here's the pitch.
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Humping Hesus.He got all of that one.
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It's going... going... going.
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Our technical director today
was Stan Kadlubowski.
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It's out of here! 'Topes win!
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-(all cheering)
-Isotopes! Come on!
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(cheering continues)
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(sighs)
Nobody touched my rumaki.
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Whoo! Rumaki!
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-(honking)
-Yay!
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Isotopes! Whoo!
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(grunts)
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-Isotopes.
-(grunts)
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-Isotopes.
-(grunts)
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MAN: Isotopes.
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You know what
I'm sayin' to you, baby?
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Hey, a baseball field.
Batter up.
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-(all yelling)
-MAN: Go, baby! Steal second!
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I think I'm going to puke!
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-Hey, who's on first?
-Touchdown!
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BARNEY: Slide!
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(tires screeching)
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-HOMER: Safe!
-(all cheering)
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(cheering continues)
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Hey, Carl. Isotopes!
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(all groaning, grunting)
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(drunkenly)
♪ We are the champions ♪
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♪ We are the champions ♪
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♪ You got mud on your faceBig disgrace ♪
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-(screams)
-Whoop! Careful.
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(munching)
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Wow! You look
really hungover, Dad.
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What did you do last night?
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Last night? Uh, um...
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Hmm, huh. Hello, Big Maggie.
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Someone trashed the school.
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What the dilly-yo?
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Where this morning,
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the three "Rs" stand for
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"rowdiness, ransacking
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and irresponsibility."
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-Any suspects, chief?-None.
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That's why we'rejumping to the conclusion
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that this was the workof no-good, punk kids.
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Kids?
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Therefore,effective immediately,
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I am imposing a curfew.
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Any kid caught on the streetafter dark will be shot,
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or returned to their parentsas the situation may warrant.
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-(gasps) Curfew?
-Whoa!
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Serves you little punks right.
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So, maybe next time,
you'll think before--
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Oh, my God!
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Look what those rotten kids
did to my car! (crying)
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The cops can't just
slap a curfew on us.
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-We have rights.
-Sure, you do.
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You have the right
to remain silent.
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(both laughing)
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That was cold-blooded, Marge.
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-Yeah.
-But it's not fair.
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Adults always blame kids
for everything.
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Well, if kids are so innocent,
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{\an8}why is everything bad
named after them?
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{\an8}Acting childish, kidnapping,
child abuse.
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What about adultery?
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Not until you're older, son.
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(children giggling)
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Okay, go deep!
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Ice cream truck!
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Hey, quit pushing!
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I was here first!
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Get out of my way!
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(soft tune playing)
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(exclaiming)
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-(siren wailing)
-(tires screeching)
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Achtung, babies!
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Curfew is in effect.
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Return to your homes,immediately.
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(screaming)
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All right,
let's see some IDs, boys.
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Huh. You two scofflaws
are violating curfew.
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I'm taking you downtown.
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Oh, uh, sorry to disturb you,
Dr. Hibbert.
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(deep voice)
Not at all, officer.
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(laughing like Hibbert)
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Hah! What a beautiful night.
Fireflies, full moon.
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And here we are, locked inside.
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Kids, the carnival's in town
for one night only.
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And they've got cotton candy
and hats with feathers.
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And there's no lines
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because all the stupid kids
have curfew, so...
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Oh, right. Sorry.
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(giggling)
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-Hmm.
-(sighs)
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Why don't you kids play
one of your old board games?
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{\an8}When was the last time
you played Citizenship?
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-BART: Energy Shortage.-LISA: Hippo in the House?
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{\an8}MARGE: Ooh! The Game of Lent.
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Oh, can't we just go to bed?
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It's only 5:30.
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Fine. We'll play
Hippo in the House .
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Oh, the hippo's missing.
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(both groaning)
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You think that's bad?
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I had to talk
to my mom all night.
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She's got problems.
Scary problems.
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Adults blow.
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Yeah. Just look at them
over there.
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Smoking their cigarettes.
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Drinking their coffee.
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Scratching their big butts.
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Your metabolism will change
someday, too, young man.
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(mutters, clears throat)
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That ought to show
little Timmy and Tammy scumbag
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who's in charge around here.
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Gee, chief,
all those gears and motors
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must have cost a fortune.
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Well, you got to spend money
to make money, Lou.
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Uh-huh.
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{\an8}(yawning) You want to
hold it for a while?
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Nah.
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MARGE: (humming)
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Marge. Kite.
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Hey, there is one thing
we could do.
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-(music playing on TV)
-(gasps) Lise, no. It's prime time!
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You robbed me of my manhood.
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That's petty theft.
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(audience exclaiming)
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Don't go there.
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(audience laughing, applauding)
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{\an8}Don't Go There
will be right back.
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-Oh, no. It won't.
-Wait, there's a commercial.
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(spooky music plays)
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-Ah, oh... yeah.
-Whoa.
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MALE NARRATOR:40 years ago,
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a film appearedthat was so shocking,
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so terrifying, it was sealedin a concrete vault
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deep beneath the earth.
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But even the new managementof Sony/TriStar
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could not contain the pure evil
258
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of The Bloodening.
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(woman screaming)
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{\an8}Milhouse, do you see
what's on channel six?
261
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Uh, yeah,
it-it's really something.
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(gasps)
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MALE NARRATOR:A registered nurse trained
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in the treatment of terror
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will be on dutyduring the showing of...
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{\an8}The Bloodening.
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{\an8}(evil laughter)
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{\an8}(normal voice) Now playingat the Springfield drive-in...
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{\an8}after dark.
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Milhouse, spread the word.
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We're seeing this movie,
tonight.
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That's right.
We're breaking curfew.
273
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(both grunting)
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Come on.
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(grunting)
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-Breaking curfew, Mom!
-WOMAN: We're out of skoal!
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Due to the likelihood of
fear-induced heart attacks,
278
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we're offering all patrons
million-dollar life insurance policies.
279
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Life insurance? Hmm.
280
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,523
{\an8}Will I be able to borrow
against the equity?
281
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Uh, I don't know, sir.
It comes free with the popcorn.
282
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Is that air-popped?
283
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MAN: Skinner!
284
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-We're losing valuable make-out time.
-WOMAN: (groans)
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(grunts)
286
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-Little help.
-Sure.
287
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(grunts)
288
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-(groans)
-(grunts)
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-Lisa.
-Nelson.
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CHORUS (singing):
♪ Let's all go to the lobby ♪
291
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♪ To get ourselves some drinks ♪
292
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Get off of my moor,you mischievous weans.
293
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Actually, we'd prefer to stay.
294
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You're thinking abouthurting us.
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(groans)
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Now you're thinking,
297
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"How did they knowwhat I was thinking?"
298
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Now you're thinking,
299
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{\an8}"I hope that's shepherd's piein my knickers."
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(groans)
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(screaming)
302
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,206
-Wow!
-They showed him.
303
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:13,709
Man, I never liked Shakespeare
until now.
304
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:16,170
Right, you little blighters.
305
00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:18,214
We've had quite enoughof your evil mischief.
306
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:20,424
But you're the onewho's been bad.
307
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,426
You've been sneaking puddings.
308
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,470
But-but, how did you know?
309
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We know all your secrets.
310
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-And you pilfered the poor box.
-(gasps)
311
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And, doctor, we know that youand the bootblack
312
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have been rogering the fishwifein the crumpet shop.
313
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-(blows raspberry)
-(gasps)
314
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:39,485
-Lies! How dare you!-Get them! Quickly!
315
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,071
We can't have that.
316
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(gasps)
317
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(gasps)
318
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(grunts)
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-Take that, you suckers!
-Way to go!
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In your face, fishwife.
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(thud)
322
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Enjoying the movie, kids?
323
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ALL: (screaming)
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00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:07,221
Listen up, punks.
325
00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:09,348
The moral of the story is,
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00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:11,684
the adults always win.
327
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:13,561
(yells)
328
00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:18,357
Stop crying out loud, Eddie,
you scared the hell out of me.
329
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:22,027
Sorry, chief. (evil chuckle)
330
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KIDS: (groaning)
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CLANCY WIGGUM: Don't forget
to clean under the jowls.
332
00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:34,039
That spot is club med
for mildew.
333
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,501
And let this be
a lesson to you.
334
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:40,379
Kids never learn. (grunts)
335
00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:41,630
(tires screeching)
336
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,216
(all coughing, retching)
337
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,718
Oh, that is it.
338
00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:48,137
I'm tired of being
pushed around by grownups.
339
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,889
It's time to fight back!
340
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:53,058
ALL: Yeah! Fight back!
341
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,936
Man, if we had eye power
like those kids in that movie,
342
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,564
we could read the adults' mind
and tell their secrets,
343
00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:01,025
and make them pitchfork
each other and junk.
344
00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:03,444
(laughing, cheering)
345
00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:06,363
Wait! We don't need
supernatural powers.
346
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,866
-We already know their secrets.
-She's right.
347
00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:11,410
Homer's done a ton of crap
that never made the papers.
348
00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:13,621
My mom shoplifts all the time,
349
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,164
stuff she doesn't even need.
350
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,958
My dad gets in car accidents
on purpose.
351
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:20,085
Great. This is all gold.
352
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,671
MILHOUSE: We got to spread
this stuff around.
353
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,131
Let's put it on the Internet.
354
00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:25,674
BART:
No, we have to reach people
355
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,676
whose opinions actually matter,
356
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,511
and I think I know how.
357
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:30,638
Why don't we just...
358
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:34,767
(chatter)
359
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:37,061
Attention,
hemline and midriff monitors.
360
00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:38,187
-(tapping)
-Um.
361
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:39,813
-(squeaky sound)
-(gasps)
362
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,690
Willie, get my Windex.
363
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:45,945
(snoring)
364
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,241
(cat meows)
365
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:55,496
200 channels,
and nothing but cats.
366
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:06,632
So, Marge,
ready for another episode
367
00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:08,425
of Don't Go There?
368
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,469
I'm tired of that show,
369
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:13,347
but I've been hearing
good things about Talk to the Hand.
370
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:17,017
Tom Shales says the writing
snaps, crackles, and pops.
371
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,728
Okay, whatever takes
my mind off my life.
372
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,564
{\an8}(theme music playing)
♪ Talk to the hand, they say... ♪
373
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,400
Hey, look what I found.
374
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,652
Grandpa's old radio.
375
00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:29,613
Oh, wouldn't it be grand
to gather round
376
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,031
and have a listen?
377
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,616
Well, turn something on.
378
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:33,742
I'm starting to think.
379
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,078
(big band music)
380
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:37,621
(rock music)
381
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,957
FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT:A date which will live...
382
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,084
in infamy.
383
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:45,212
Good evening, adults.
We interrupt this broadcast
384
00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:48,090
to bring you
a very special presentation.
385
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:50,134
Tonight's program is entitled...
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00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:53,846
KIDS: We Know All Your Secrets.
387
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:55,347
Boring.
388
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:57,057
Go back to that "infamy" guy.
389
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,852
BART: Constable Wiggumlikes to act tough.
390
00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:01,520
But he also likesto walk the beat
391
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:03,397
in control-top pantyhose.
392
00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:05,065
(gasping)
393
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,693
Heh-heh! Well, heh,
394
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:09,278
it's not like that's a crime.
395
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:10,738
I'm afraid it is, chief.
396
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,197
-Um.
-(handcuffs ratcheting)
397
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,116
BART:And Schoolmistress Krabapple
398
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:17,369
has been stealing suppliesfrom the school cafeteria.
399
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:20,372
{\an8}(gasps) Edna, how could you?
400
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,833
{\an8}Don't get up.
I'll bus my own tray.
401
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,755
BART: And now we cometo Mr. Homer Simpson.
402
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:28,881
(gasps)
403
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:30,549
Did you know, he likes to eat
404
00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,676
out of the Flanders' garbage?
405
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,553
Oh, no. Homer.
406
00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:36,305
I have a problem.
407
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,265
Tune in tomorrow and every day
408
00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:39,641
until the curfew is lifted
409
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,144
because we'll be revealingembarrassing secrets about
410
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:43,937
Springfield's other adults.
411
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:46,231
Well, at least
they've already done me.
412
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,192
And we have plenty moreon Homer Simpson.
413
00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:49,276
D'oh!
414
00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:51,111
I've called this meeting
to determine
415
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,988
what to do
about those blabbermouth kids
416
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,074
and their creepy
English accents.
417
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:58,285
Hey, shut up, Mayor.
They're telling secrets again.
418
00:17:58,368 --> 00:17:59,578
ALL: (gasp)
419
00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:02,164
Oh, I hope they don't reveal
this is a comb-over.
420
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,792
LISA (over radio):
Our top secret tonight,
421
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,628
Gay divorcee Luanne Van Houten
422
00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:10,464
has been cheatingon her boyfriend, Pyro...
423
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:13,759
-CROWD: (gasp)
-...with his best friend, Gyro.
424
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:16,303
How many times
have I fought beside you, Gyro?
425
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:18,222
And this is how you repay me?
426
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,390
(both grunting)
427
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,935
Pyro, Gyro, settle down.
428
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:26,438
Can't we shut down
that infernal transmitter?
429
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,899
-Can't we just blow it up?
-You go ahead, girlfriend.
430
00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:33,028
(chattering)
431
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,446
-Settle down, people.
-(gavel banging)
432
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,782
As we speak,
Chief Wiggum is tracking down
433
00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:38,867
those little squealers
using the latest
434
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,036
in crime-fighting technology.
435
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,039
Ah, I got nothing.
How about you, frinky?
436
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,958
I have captured the signal,
437
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:48,710
and am presently
triangulating the vectors
438
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,546
and compressing the data down
439
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:53,757
in order to express it
as a function of my hand.
440
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,425
They're over there.
441
00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:00,180
And guess
who's been practicing medicine
442
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:01,473
without a license?
443
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,016
(gulps)
444
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,269
That's right. Homer Simpson.
445
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,771
Freeze, you little shock jocks.
446
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:08,897
(guns cocking)
447
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:15,028
Brilliant.
448
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,531
They transduced
amplitude modulation
449
00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:21,410
via the concavity of that over-sized
beverage conveyance.
450
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:24,204
I mean,
that is some clever goyvin.
451
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,290
All right, you kids,
come down now.
452
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:27,791
We promise, we won't kill you.
453
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:30,294
Speak for yourself.
Bart, get down here!
454
00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:33,213
I'm going to spank you
back to the Stone Age.
455
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,798
You can't make us come down.
456
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:37,301
You adults are always
giving us orders.
457
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:39,178
Well, you kids
are always disobeying them.
458
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,889
Well, adults treat kids
like children.
459
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:44,433
Kids treat adults
like cash machines.
460
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:47,186
-Adults! Adults! Adults!
-Kids! Kids! Kids!
461
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:50,439
(singing) ♪ Kids, you've had your fun♪ Now we've had our fill ♪
462
00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:54,568
♪ Yeah, you're only here'Cause Marge forgot her pill ♪
463
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:55,694
(sneers)
464
00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:57,279
{\an8}♪ Kids, you're all just ♪
465
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,448
{\an8}♪ Scandalizing,vandalizing punks ♪
466
00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:03,160
♪ Channel-hoppin',Ritalin-poppin' monkeys ♪
467
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:04,411
But please don't quit
the fan club.
468
00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:05,954
♪ Kids, I can nag and nag ♪
469
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,706
♪ Till my hair turns blue ♪
470
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:11,919
♪ Kids, you bum my smokesAnd don't say thank you ♪
471
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,088
♪ Why can't you belike we are? ♪
472
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:17,925
♪ Oh, what a bunch of brats ♪
473
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,928
♪ We ought to drown youjust like cats ♪
474
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,095
(cat meows)
475
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:24,806
♪ Adults, you run our lives ♪
476
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,600
♪ Like you're Colonel Klink ♪
477
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:30,812
♪ Adults, you strut aroundlike your farts don't stink ♪
478
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:33,315
♪ Adults, you're such adrooling, snoring ♪
479
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,234
♪ Boozing, boring bunch ♪
480
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:38,487
♪ Surly, meanie,Three-martini lunchers ♪
481
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:39,905
I just ate a thumbtack.
482
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:43,075
♪ Adults, they're alwaystelling us to-- ♪
483
00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:44,201
Shut your traps!
484
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:48,455
♪ Eh, we're fed upwith all of you whippersnaps ♪
485
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,541
♪ We're tryin' to getsome sleep here ♪
486
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,585
♪ It's almost 6:15 ♪
487
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:54,795
♪ What's the matter with ♪
488
00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:55,921
♪ Don't you treat us like ♪
489
00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:57,047
♪ Can't you just lay off ♪
490
00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:58,257
♪ We're sick of all of you ♪
491
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:04,179
ADULTS: ♪ Kids...to... day... ♪
492
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,601
We're going to teach
all you rugrats a lesson.
493
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:11,144
Oh, yeah? (blows raspberry)
494
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,855
What can you old people
do to us?
495
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,692
-Yeah, you old fogies.
-Buzz off, you old buzzards.
496
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:19,152
(chatter)
497
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:20,612
...iron you.
498
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:24,324
This is Kent Brockmanreporting from my own home
499
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:25,993
in accordancewith a new curfew
500
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:28,120
for anyone under 70.
501
00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:31,039
-(growls) I can't believe that passed.
-(Homer speaking inaudibly)
502
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:34,626
I warned you guys that seniors
always vote in record numbers.
503
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:38,213
The controversial measurepassed by a single vote.
504
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,757
Um, you really
should have voted, Homer.
505
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,801
Pfft. It wouldn't have made
a difference.
506
00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:45,554
Lights out, you punk kids!
507
00:21:47,931 --> 00:21:51,393
Yay! We took back the night!
508
00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:53,395
MAN: Hey, fellas!
509
00:21:53,895 --> 00:21:55,522
Hey, you wanna stop
with the kicking?
510
00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:57,399
My pills are in that can.
511
00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,234
Good gravy.
512
00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:01,236
I don't kick your things.
513
00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:04,072
When you're tryingto breathe on the machine,
514
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,949
do I go up and kick it?
515
00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:08,035
Oh, now, look at that.It went down the sewer.
516
00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:10,245
{\an8}You're happy?I'm gonna sue now.
517
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,039
{\an8}Now it's time for the lawyers.
518
00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:14,583
(theme music playing)
519
00:22:40,817 --> 00:22:41,943
Shh.
520
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,738
MAN: Don't tell me to shush,you stupid lady!
521
00:22:45,155 --> 00:22:47,157
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