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(horse neighs)
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(laughing)
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(laughing louder)
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(roaring with laughter)
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-(splat)
-(Krusty groans)
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{\an8}Ah, the Miracle Mile.
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{\an8}Where value wears
a neon sombrero,
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{\an8}and there's not a single church
or library to offend the eye.
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{\an8}There it is!
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{\an8}The chain that put the "fat"
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{\an8}in "fat Southern sheriffs."
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{\an8}I want a colossal donut
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{\an8}just like the one
on the sign.
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{\an8}D'oh! Nuts.
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{\an8}That's false advertising.
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{\an8}Sorry, sir.
No refunds.
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{\an8}I paid for a colossal donut,
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{\an8}and I'm going
to get a colossal donut.
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{\an8}-You don't scare us.
-(thunderclap)
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{\an8}(tires screech)
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{\an8}(thunderclap)
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{\an8}RADIO ANNOUNCER:
Astronomers from Tacoma to Vladivostok
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{\an8}have just reportedan ionic disturbance
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{\an8}in the vicinityof the Van Allen Belt.
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{\an8}Scientists are recommending that allnecessary precautions be taken.
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{\an8}(snorting)
Eggheads.
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{\an8}What do they know?
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{\an8}-(metal scraping)
-Hee hee hee!
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{\an8}I got your donut, Lard Lad!
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{\an8}And what are you going
to do about it?
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{\an8}(thunderclap)
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{\an8}-(metal creaking)
-(stomping)
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{\an8}(Godzilla-like roar)
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{\an8}(thunderclap)
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{\an8}(Marge grunting)
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{\an8}Homer, where
did you get that?
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{\an8}Get what?
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{\an8}That giant donut.
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{\an8}Well, I acquired it legally,
you can be sure of that.
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{\an8}(cheering)
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{\an8}Dude, you're huge!
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{\an8}Yeah, let's party, baby.
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(yelling)
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(grumbling)
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Fellas!
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Where are you going
at this hour?
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Hey! Don't scratch up
them heads!
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Good morning, everybody.Panic is gripping Springfield,
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as giant advertising mascotsrampage through the city.
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Perhaps it's part of somedaring new ad campaign,
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but what new productcould justify such carnage?
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A cleanser?
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A fat-free fudge cakethat doesn't let you down
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in the flavor departmentlike so many others?
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(yells)
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Let me go--No, stop! Stop! No!
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-(tires screeching)
-(kids screaming)
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Whoa. Another acid flashback.
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Man, I'd hate to be driving
a bus right now.
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-(screaming)
-(gulps)
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Aw, they're not
so tough.
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Uh, Chief, that
wasn't a monster.
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That was the captain
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of the high school
basketball team.
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Uh, yeah...
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well, he was turning
into a monster, though.
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BART:
What are you waiting for?
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Wreck the school.
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You know you wanna.
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-Hmm.
-I agree.
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-Destroy the school.
-Hmm.
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(shouts)
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(doorbell rings)
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Hello? Yes? Oh.
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(laughs nervously)
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If you're looking
for that big donut of yours,
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uh, Flanders has it.
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Just smash open his house.
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He came to life.
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Good for him.
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-(glass shattering)
-(rubble falling)
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(approching stomps)
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(doorbell)
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-Help me, Lord!
-I told you!
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Flanders has it.
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Or Moe. Go kill Moe.
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-(tires screeching)
-Homer, just give him the donut.
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Once he has it, that'll be
the end of all this horror.
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Well... okay.
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If it'll end horror.
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(barking)
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(whimpers)
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Don't you ever get tired
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of being wrong
all the time?
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Sometimes.
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(Godzilla-like roar)
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These monsters
are destroying
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everything and everyone
we hold dear...
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and you kids should
have jackets on.
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Hey, what's that
in his footprint?
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{\an8}Hmm.
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If your advertising agency
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created all those
giant characters,
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you must know
how to stop them.
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Well, sir, advertising
is a funny thing.
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If people stop
paying attention to it,
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pretty soon,
it goes away.
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Like that old woman
who couldn't find the beef?
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Exactly.
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If you stop paying attention
to the monsters,
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they'll lose their powers.
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But people can't help
looking at them.
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They're wrecking
the town.
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(roaring in distance)
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You know, maybe
a jingle would help.
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-(playing piano)
-♪ Don't watch the mo-- ♪
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(changes key)
♪ Don't watch the-- ♪
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♪ Monsterss-s-s... ♪
(chuckles)
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Well, it'll sound a lot better
coming out of Paul Anka.
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LISA:
Hey, Springfield!
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Are you suffering
from the heartbreak of...
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monsteritis?
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Then take a tip
from Mr. Paul Anka!
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♪ To stop those monstersone, two, three ♪
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♪ Here's a fresh new waythat's trouble-free ♪
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♪ It's got Paul Anka'sguarantee... ♪
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♪ Guarantee voidin Tennessee ♪
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BOTH: ♪ Just don't look,just don't look ♪
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♪ Just don't look,just don't look ♪
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♪ Just don't look,just don't look ♪
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It worked!
They're all dead!
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Well, except for chubsy-ubsy
over there.
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(crowd clamors)
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Mmm... sprinkles.
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Homer, stop looking!
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Don't make us poke
your eyes out, Dad.
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Oh!
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{\an8}Here comes something.
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{\an8}Remember the story.
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{\an8}We're newlyweds on our way
to Earth capital.
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D'oh. Shazbot!
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Even as I speak,the scourge of advertising
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could be headingtoward your town.
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Lock your doors,bar your windows,
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because the nextadvertisement you see
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could destroy your houseand eat your family.
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We'll be right back.
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Okay boy,
catch the Frisbee.
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Good catch, boy.
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(English accent)
Thanks, Bart.
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(boinging sound)
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-(cash register bell dinging)
-(birds chirping)
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Oh, hard luck.
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(stammering babble)
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Ah!
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Glad to rake
your acquaintance.
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(laughing)
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(laughing louder)
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(roaring with laughter)
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(screams)
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(sighs)
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It was only a dream.
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(yells)
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HOMER:
Bart! Is that you?
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-Yes.
-Take out the garbage.
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And then he raked me
across the chest.
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And the weirdest thing was
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it was that school janitor
who mysteriously disappeared,
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Groundskeeper Willie.
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Oh, my God, Bart,
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Groundskeeper Willie
was in my nightmare, too,
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but he got me
with hedge clippers.
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He ran his floor buffer over me.
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(chuckling) Children, I couldn't help
monitoring your conversation.
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There's no mystery
about Willie.
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Why, he simply disappeared.
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Now, let's have
no more curiosity
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about this bizarre cover-up.
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Remember, class, the worse you do
on this standardized test,
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the more funding
the school gets.
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So don't knock yourselves out.
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You have three hours to--
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-Finished!
-Ugh.
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Then put your head down
on your desk and sit quietly.
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Ah... a duet of pleasures.
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I am the wondrous wizard
of Latin!
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I am a dervish of declension
and a conjuror of conjugation
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with a million hit points
and maximum charisma!
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Ha ha! Morire: to die.
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Morit: he, she or it dies!
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Moris: you die.
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(screams)
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(chortling)
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You've mastered a dead tongue,
but can you handle a live one?
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(choking)
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(yelps)
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(shrieks)
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Ha ha!
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Wheel him out quietly.
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It's best the children
don't see him.
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(all screaming)
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Oh, just get it out of here.
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Not into the kindergarten.
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(high-pitched screams)
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Mom, Dad!
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Martin died
at school today.
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Ooh.... I don't see
what that has to do
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with Groundskeeper Willie.
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Um...
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We didn't mention
Groundskeeper Willie, Mom.
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Mm...
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Kids, it's time we told you
the true story
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and put your fears to rest.
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It's a story of murder
and revenge
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from beyond the grave.
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It all started on the 13th hour
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of the 13th dayof the 13th month.
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We were there to discussthe misprinted calendars
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the school had purchased.
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(shuddering)
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Oh, lousy Smarch weather.
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"Do not touch Willie."
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Good advice.
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(ratcheting)
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♪♪
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Huh?
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(screaming)
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Our next budget item:
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$12 for doorknob repair.
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ALL:
Nay.
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(Willie screaming)
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Recharge fire extinguishers.
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This is a free service
of the fire department.
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-ALL: Nay.
-Nay.
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G-aah!
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G-aah! Help!
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Please help me!
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Willie, please.
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Mr. Van Houten
has the floor.
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I for one
would like to see
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the cafeteria menus
in advance
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so parents can adjust their
dinner menus accordingly.
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I don't like the idea
of Milhouse having
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two spaghetti meals
in one day.
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-(fire roaring)
-(anguished screaming)
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You'll pay for this,
with your children's blood!
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Oh, right. How you going to
get them? "Skeleton power"?
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I'll strike where you
cannot protect them:
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in their dreams.
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Bart, don't you realize
what this means?
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The next time we fall asleep,
we could die.
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Welcome to my world.
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(snoring)
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(yawning)
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TV ANNOUNCER: ...On this editionof Asian Market Wrap-up:
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there's a volcano waitingto erupt in the Pacific rim.
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Its name?
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Medium-termconvertible debentures.
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It's no use, Bart.
260
00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:27,269
We can't
stay up forever.
261
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:28,813
You're right.
262
00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:30,981
The only thing left to do
is go into my dream
263
00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:33,442
and force Willie
into a final showdown.
264
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,902
You stay awake.
265
00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:36,404
If it looks like I'm
in trouble, wake me up.
266
00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:37,571
Okay.
267
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,156
But promise you won't be
grouchy.
268
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,450
(yawning)
269
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,545
Come on, Willie.
270
00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:53,629
I know you're out there.
271
00:11:56,924 --> 00:11:57,842
(screams)
272
00:11:57,925 --> 00:11:59,093
(laughs)
273
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,267
The sandbox.
274
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,813
(grunts)
275
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,029
Hey, lawn boy!
276
00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:20,239
You missed a spot!
277
00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:23,868
When I'm done with you,
278
00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:27,246
they'll have to do
a compost-mortem.
279
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:38,340
Ach! Sinky sand!
280
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:39,300
Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh!
281
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,095
(gurgling)
282
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,889
(sighs)
283
00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:46,599
Willie's gone for good.
284
00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:48,934
Now I can get back
to my normal dreams.
285
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:51,729
Me and Krusty
winning the Super Bowl.
286
00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:52,730
Bart, there's
two seconds left.
287
00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:54,190
Now, listen up.
288
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:55,524
It's your basic
Statue of Liberty play
289
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,568
with one twist:
you throw it to me.
290
00:12:57,651 --> 00:12:59,737
Knute Rockne called it
the forward pass.
291
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:01,864
Now, the clock's still running,
so it's important
292
00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:03,657
we start this play as
quickly as possible.
293
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:04,950
(screams)
294
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,702
Oh, boy.
295
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,662
Don't dream
about me no more, kid.
296
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:11,081
Help. Lisa, help!
297
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,082
Bart, you're in trouble!
Wake up!
298
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,834
Wait a minute.
299
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:16,212
If you're here,
then you've fallen asleep too.
300
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:17,338
I'm not asleep.
301
00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:18,464
I'm just resting my eye...
302
00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:20,049
Uh-oh.
303
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:24,804
Good-bye, Bart.
304
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,138
Good-bye, Lise.
305
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,932
Hope you get
reincarnated as someone
306
00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:29,558
who can stay awake
for 15 minutes.
307
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,354
(gasps)
308
00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:38,776
(screams)
309
00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:49,286
You saved us, Maggie.
310
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,752
I don't know, Bart.
311
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,754
Something tells me
Willie's still out there
312
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,382
and that he could come back
any time in any form
313
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:03,634
and kill us in ways
we can't even imagine.
314
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,389
Boo!
315
00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:11,517
Ohh! Aah! Eeh!
316
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,518
Yu, um... yah!
317
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,353
(blubbering)
318
00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:15,354
Oh!
319
00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:16,355
Stop!
320
00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:18,274
I left my gun on the seat!
321
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,275
Hey!
322
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:20,276
(panting and gasping)
323
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:21,861
Wait here, please.
324
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:26,532
Ah, jeez.
325
00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:27,992
(panting and gasping)
326
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:35,124
MARGE:
Homer, get ready.
327
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:37,042
Patty and Selma
will be here any minute.
328
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:39,086
D'oh. Oh, no.
329
00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:40,754
Better ride this one
out in the closet.
330
00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:43,632
Sorry, Dad.
This is our spot.
331
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,969
Oh, yeah? Well, it's my house,
so it's my spot.
332
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,596
Na-aw. Cause we
called it.
333
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,180
-Did not.
-Well, we're calling it now.
334
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,557
-You are?
-'Fraid so.
335
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,517
They got me with
legal mumbo-jumbo.
336
00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,191
-(growling)
-(doorbell rings)
337
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,068
MARGE:
Just a second!
338
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,778
Doo-ooh.
339
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,447
Huh?
340
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:09,199
I never looked behind this
what-cha-ma-call-it case before.
341
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,035
(laughing)
342
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:13,162
Huh? That's weird.
343
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:17,166
It's like something out of that
twilighty show about that zone.
344
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,002
How's it hanging, Marge?
345
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:23,464
Uck, I'm baking like a meat loaf
under this wet wool.
346
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:28,093
Uh, may I take
your coat, Aunt Selma?
347
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:31,263
Um, I would also like
to take your coat.
348
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:35,893
Have we got a family
activity for you.
349
00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:38,812
A pillowcase full of seashells
from our trip to Sulfur Bay.
350
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:40,481
You're going to help us
clean and organize them.
351
00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:42,274
And pry out all the
dead hermit crabs.
352
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,026
Get a screwdriver.
353
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,527
(squeals)
354
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,905
I'll take my chances
in the mystery wall.
355
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:00,751
HOMER'S BRAIN:
Oh, glory of glories.
356
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:02,920
Oh, heavenly testamentto the eternal majesty
357
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,964
of God's creation.
358
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,091
Holy macaroni!
359
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:11,303
(hawking)
360
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,472
Hey. You can
just suck them out.
361
00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:15,057
HOMER (reverberating voice):
Hello?
362
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,517
Can anybody hear me?
363
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,435
Homer, where are you?
364
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,480
Uh, I'm somewhere,where I don't know where I am.
365
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:22,773
Do you see towels?
366
00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:24,441
If you see towels,
367
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:25,985
you're probably
in the linen closet again.
368
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,195
Just a second.
369
00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:31,407
No. It's a placeI've never been before.
370
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:32,491
Ah, the shower.
371
00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:34,076
(laughing)
372
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:35,327
Hey!
373
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,671
I don't want to alarm you,
Marge,
374
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:48,507
but I seem to betrapped in here.
375
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:49,967
We better call Ned.
376
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,301
He has a ladder.
377
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:53,303
What's going on here?
378
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:57,141
I'm so bulgy.
379
00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:59,351
My stomach sticks way out
in front and my...
380
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:00,853
(screams)
381
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:03,939
Well, as the tree said
to the lumberjack,
382
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,899
I'm stumped.
383
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:08,527
It's like he just
disappeared into fat air.
384
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:10,112
(laughing)
385
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:11,989
Hey, shut up!
386
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:25,252
Mmm...
387
00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:27,379
unprocessed fish sticks.
388
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:40,809
Man,
389
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,603
this place looks expensive.
390
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:46,273
I feel like I'm wasting
a fortune just standing here.
391
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:49,193
(humming)
392
00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:50,736
Better make the most of it.
393
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:52,446
(burps)
394
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:54,990
Ow!
395
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,367
Watch it, coney!
396
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,661
(grunts)
397
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,371
(whistling sound)
398
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:02,539
Oops.
399
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,374
Do you see
a light, Homer?
400
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:06,001
Yes.
401
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,753
Move into the light,
my son.
402
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:08,754
(sizzling noise)
403
00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:09,922
Ow!
404
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:11,465
Homer, this is
your physician
405
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:13,008
Dr. Julius Hibbert.
406
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,219
Can you tell us what
it's like in there?
407
00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:18,305
Um... it's like, uh...
408
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:21,016
Did anyone see the
movie "Tron"?
409
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,017
-No.
-No.
410
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,268
-No.
-No.
411
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,603
-No.
-No.
412
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:25,771
-No.
-No.
413
00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:26,772
Yes.
414
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:28,148
I mean, no. No.
415
00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:32,861
Well, where's my Dad?
416
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,071
Well, it
should be obvious
417
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:36,281
to even the most
dimwitted individual
418
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:39,701
who holds an advanced degree
in hyperbolic topology
419
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,830
that Homer Simpson
has stumbled into...
420
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,373
the third dimension.
421
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:47,626
Sorry.
422
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,463
Here is an ordinary square.
423
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:54,049
Whoa, whoa,
slow down, egghead.
424
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,426
But suppose we
extend the square
425
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,637
beyond the two dimensions
of our universe
426
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,640
along the hypothetical
"z" axis there.
427
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,308
(all gasping)
428
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:06,311
This forms a three-dimensional
object known as a cube
429
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:09,273
or a frinkahedron in honor
of its discoverer.
430
00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:10,649
Hoo-hey, hoo-hey.
431
00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:12,359
Help me!
432
00:19:12,442 --> 00:19:14,027
Are you helping meor are you going on and on?
433
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:15,863
Oh, right.
434
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:18,490
And of course, within, we find
the doomed individual.
435
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:19,908
Enough of your borax,
Poindexter!
436
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:20,993
A man's life is at stake.
437
00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:22,244
We need action.
438
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:27,166
Take that
you lousy dimension!
439
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,458
Huh? Huh?
440
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,461
Ah!
441
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:38,302
Oh, there's so much I don't know
about astrophysics.
442
00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:41,180
I wish I read that book
by that wheelchair guy.
443
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,182
(screaming)
444
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:47,436
(whimpering)
445
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,027
I'll save Homer.
446
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:58,614
All I needs is four stout men
to work the bellows.
447
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,157
No, pops. It's too risky.
448
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,367
For all we know,
there could be cubes in there
449
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,161
the size of gorillas
and other large...
450
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:07,080
Help! I don't have much time!
451
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,666
That does it.
I'm going in.
452
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:10,626
Bart, no!
453
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,882
Cool, man.
454
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:24,139
Oh, my God, I'm going
to be sucked into a black hole.
455
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,016
I'm going to be sucked
into oblivion.
456
00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:27,059
I'm going to be nothing.
And what's gonna be
457
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:29,436
coming out the other side,
I don't know.
458
00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:30,854
I'll save you, Dad.
459
00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:35,567
Oh, I can't get any closer.
460
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:37,361
You'll have to jump.
461
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:41,156
Piece of cake, son.
462
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:46,245
Crap, crap, crap, crap,
crap, crap, crap, crap
463
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:47,496
crap, crap, crap, crap...
464
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:51,166
(screaming)
465
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,839
Bart, what happened?
466
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,675
Well, we hit a little snag
467
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:01,343
when the universe sort
of collapsed on itself
468
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,595
but Dad seemed
cautiously optimistic.
469
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:06,807
Craaaap!
470
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:08,934
Homie.
471
00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:10,143
Be strong, Marge.
472
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:11,478
I'm sure he's gone
473
00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:12,896
to a better place.
474
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,773
(sizzling noise)
475
00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:16,400
(Homer screaming)
476
00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:19,152
D'oh!
477
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:22,614
Eww, this is
the worst place yet.
478
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:25,867
Oh.
479
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,619
Oh, my God, look at this.
480
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:30,580
(whimpering)
481
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:43,051
Ooh, erotic cakes.
482
00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:40,525
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483
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:47,407
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