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[PLAYING BAD MUSIC]
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Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh-huh.
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Miss Fine,
you can't possibly
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hear the person
you're talking to
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with all this racket.
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Why do you think
I called ma?
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Frankie, Frankie,
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when are you coming
back to practice?
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-Thursday.
-Call you Thursday, ma.
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Frankie,
go get your stuff.
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Your dad's gonna pick you up
any minute.
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You know, Gracie,
if you switch to piano,
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you'd have
so much more in common
with Billy Joel's kid.
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Why would I wanna meet
Billy Joel's kid?
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Well, because her father
is recently divorced,
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sensitive and Jewish.
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Stop always thinking
about yourself, miss.
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I'll put away your violin
so it doesn't get broken.
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You know, Frankie,
you really should
practice more.
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Hey, don't tell me
what to do,
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or my father
will put you in a pair
of cement Mary Janes.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Oh, I'll get it!
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Oh, hi.
You must be Mr. Tattori.
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Please, my friends
call me Tony.
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What does your wife
call you?
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I'm divorced.
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I'm Fran.
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You seem very
familiar to me.
Where you from?
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Flushing.
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No kidding. Me, too.
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I can't believe it.
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You hardly have an accent.
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[LAUGHS]
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Well, you know,
I've been living
in Manhattan
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for two whole years,
so I kind of lost it.
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Meanwhile, they said
you can never get out
of the neighborhood,
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and look at us.
You in your
cashmere overcoat,
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me in my boss's mansion.
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Hey, Cheech,
give me a hug.
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It'll cost you $10.
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That's my boy.
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What do you say we arrange
another play date?
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Oh, well,
what do you say, Gracie?
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Do you want
Frankie and his dad
to come over again?
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Fran, Frankie
broke my Barbie's legs
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and stuffed her in the trunk
of the Dream Car.
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She'd love to.
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I was talking
about you and me.
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I will pick you up on Friday.
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Friday? Wait a minute.
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We hardly know each other.
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Better start on Thursday,
take care of that.
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You're a funny girl.
I'm gonna send you
some steaks.
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Cheech, the door.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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He's sending me beef?
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Is that guy classy or what?
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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SINGER:♪♪ She was workingin a bridal shopin Flushing, Queens ♪♪
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♪♪ 'Til her boyfriendkicked her out ♪♪
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♪♪ In one of thosecrushing scenes ♪♪
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♪♪ What was she to do?Where was she to go? ♪♪
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♪♪ She was out on her fanny ♪♪
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♪♪ So over the bridgefrom Flushingto the Sheffield's door ♪♪
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♪♪ She was thereto sell makeup,but the father saw more ♪♪
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♪♪ She had style!She had flair!She was there! ♪♪
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♪♪ That's howshe became the nanny! ♪♪
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♪♪ Who would have guessedthat the girlwe've described ♪♪
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♪♪ Was just exactly whatthe doctor prescribed? ♪♪
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♪♪ Now the fatherfinds her beguiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Watch out, C.C.! ♪♪
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♪♪ And the kidsare actually smiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Such♪♪
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♪♪ She's the lady in red ♪♪
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♪♪ When everybody elseis wearing tan ♪♪
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♪♪ The flashy girlfrom Flushing ♪♪
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♪♪ The nanny named Fran! ♪♪
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[WHISTLING]
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Looking for your diary?
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Give that back to me,
you creep.
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All right.
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No, wait.
That was too easy.
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You see,
while you were
sticking your tongue
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in Peter Bidwell's mouth,
page 6,
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I was sticking quarters
in the copier at Kinko's.
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Okay.
How much do you want?
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Look around.
Money I got.
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What I need
is a personal slave.
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I am nobody's slave.
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Ah, not according
to page 22 entitled,
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"Things
I can't let Peter know
I did with Jeff Connelly."
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I'll kill you!
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MAXWELL: C.C., are you insane?
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How could you tell our star
she could be replaced?
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Maxwell, anyone can be
replaced.
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Not Whoopie Goldberg in
A Night with WhoopieGoldberg!
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Well, actually,
Sandy Duncan played
Valerie Harper for years.
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Maxwell, her demands
were outrageous.
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She wanted
her own makeup artist
and hair designer.
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I said,
"You can just
damn well use
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who the rest
of the cast is using."
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C.C., she is the rest
of the cast.
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God, how can you cause me
such consternation?
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Well, I think
it's the banana
bran muffins myself.
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I mean, banana, bran...
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your colon's confused.
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-Don't you have
something to do?
-Absolutely.
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I need to ask you
for some time off.
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I gotta get off early
on Thursday.
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I've got a date,
which means I've gotta
gel, mousse, pluck, blend.
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Oh, I'll tell you,
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I'll be glad when
this natural look
is out.
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Ah-ha! So, now, this is
how to negotiate
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with someone
that works for you
that wants something.
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Watch and learn.
[CLEARS THROAT]
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All right, Miss Fine,
I'll let you off early
on Thursday
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if you stay late on Sunday.
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Well, I can't
stay late on Sunday
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but I can start late
on Sunday
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and work my regular hours
Monday, Tuesday,
and Wednesday
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since you gave me
Thursday off.
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No. I didn't give you
Thursday off.
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I just said that
you could leave early.
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Oh, all right.
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I'll leave early
on Thursday,
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but I've still got
Sunday off.
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No.
You're coming in late.
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Oh, all right, already.
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How does she
do that to him?
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Oh, it's a female thing.
You wouldn't understand.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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I'll get it.
I'll get it.
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Oh, thank you, sir.
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Oh, what a beautiful
gift box.
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Ah, yes.
That'll be from
the Tony committee.
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I made a fantastic speech
the other night.
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[EXCLAIMING]
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Well, it looks like
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I'll be bringing home
a Tony
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before you do.
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What?
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Who's Tony?
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And why is he sending you
London broil?
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Oh, London broil
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and sirloin and T-bone
and flank. Oh, my!
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Tony Tattori, you know,
the new guy I met.
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Miss Fine, don't you wonder
about a man you've just met
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who's lavishing you
with expensive gifts?
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Yeah. I wonder
where he's been
my whole life.
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What are you gonna do
with this side of beef?
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Oh, I don't know.
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We'll probably go out
to the theater,
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have a couple of drinks
afterwards.
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[♪♪♪]
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Oh, Miss Fine,
look at you.
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Don't you look ravishing!
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Thanks.
I'm going out
with Tony tonight.
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In that?
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Don't you like it?
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Well, it's just that
it's...
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it's freezing outside.
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Oh, no, sir.
Actually, it's the warmest
December day since 1902.
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Yes. But there's
a cold front coming in.
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Oh? I didn't hear that.
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Yes. The new butler
is bringing it.
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Well, how can
a butler bring-- Oh.
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Miss Fine, it's just
that I'm concerned about
you freezing out there.
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Oh, don't you
worry.
I've got a coat.
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What's this Tony fellow like
anyway?
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Oh, well, he's
cute,
he's rich.
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He's got an adorable accent,
and he loves musical theater.
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I'll tell you,
he's like nobody
I've ever met before.
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-What kind of car
does he drive?
-A limo.
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-Town Car?
-Stretch. It's enormous.
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Bigger than mine?
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Honey, if it's
so important to you,
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whip yours
out of the garage,
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and we'll have
a limo measuring contest.
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[♪♪♪]
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[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
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Hey, Mr. Tony.
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[SPEAKING ITALIAN]
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Never have I seen you
with anyone more beautiful.
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[SPEAKING ITALIAN]
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Fine. Fran Fine.
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Hey, Gino, Carmine,
Mr. Tony's table!
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Wow! You must be
some big tipper.
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The owner's
in the family.
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Oh, a cousin?
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No. No relation.
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Oh, would you look
at those four guys
over there?
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They were
sitting right behind us
inBeauty and the Beast.
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Is that a coincidence
or what?
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Hey, fellas,
did you enjoy the show?
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-Good show. Yeah.
-The teapot was funny.
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So, tell me about yourself.
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What do you like to do
besides dress like
a million bucks
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and drive around
in a limo?
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Which is all I ever
really aspired to.
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It's not important
what I do.
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It is important
who I am.
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Who are you?
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It is not important
who I am.
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It is important
who I am with.
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[EXCLAIMING]
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Here. This is for you.
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Oh, Tony,
you shouldn't have.
[GASPS]
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Yes, you should have!
Oh, my God!
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Fran, you are
the most lovely creature
I've ever set eyes upon
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except for my late mother.
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Poor woman,
just couldn't
keep her mouth shut.
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Oh, Tony, would you excuse me,
please?
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I've got to go
powder my nose.
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You've gotta go, too?
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Boy, this is getting freaky.
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Oh, oh, oh, God.
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[EXCLAIMING]
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I gotta call Val.
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Yes. Hi, Mrs.
Toriello.
Is Val home?
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I guess that was
a stupid question.
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Oh, hi, Val.
You're not gonna
believe this present
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that Tony gave me!
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[GUNS FIRING]
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Oh, oh, oh.
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They're not gonna get this!
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[WHIMPERING]
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Oh, my-- Oh, my God.
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[GASPING]
Tony, what happened?
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Jimmy Nucci said hello.
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[♪♪♪]
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Oh, no.
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Tony, it'll never work out.
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I'm Jewish.
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And you're a killer.
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[SCREAMING]
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Gracie, I told you
to give this thing
to charity.
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What's it doing in my bed?
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Hmm.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Come in.
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Oh, oh, Val,
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what are you doing
here so early?
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I want to know
what Tony gave you.
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-Oh, who cares
what he gave me?
-[GASPS]
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Isn't it gorgeous?
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Honey,
I gotta break up
with him, though.
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I gotta end
this relationship
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because, you know,
Tony is...
251
00:12:15,316 --> 00:12:17,656
A nose picker?
252
00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:20,220
Oh, they are the worst.
253
00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:22,350
Let me guess,
while he's driving?
254
00:12:22,383 --> 00:12:24,663
What is it
with guys and cars?
255
00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:25,480
They think
no one can see in?
256
00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:31,253
Oh, Val, I blame myself.
257
00:12:31,283 --> 00:12:34,253
Remember when I gave you
your first Toni Home Perm?
258
00:12:34,283 --> 00:12:38,273
I wasn't supposed to
leave the chemicals on
for four hours.
259
00:12:39,316 --> 00:12:43,496
I just wanted to watch
The Thorn Birds.
260
00:12:44,350 --> 00:12:48,830
Val, Tony is in the mob.
261
00:12:48,116 --> 00:12:51,656
Fran, just 'cause he's Italian
doesn't mean he's in the mob.
262
00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:53,250
I mean,
that's like saying
just 'cause you're Jewish,
263
00:12:53,283 --> 00:12:56,503
your mother drives you crazy,
and you eat when you're upset.
264
00:12:56,830 --> 00:12:59,370
Oh, Val,
what am I gonna do?
265
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,000
Fran, I am very offended.
266
00:13:02,330 --> 00:13:03,330
Just 'cause I'm Italian
doesn't mean
267
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,316
I know everything
about the mob.
268
00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:07,500
But if the jamook
is a chooch,
269
00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:08,250
it means he's gotta
whack a jadrool
270
00:13:08,283 --> 00:13:10,333
to become Cosa Nostra.
271
00:13:10,366 --> 00:13:13,366
You better tell Mr. Sheffield
right away.
272
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,130
Val, I can't tell anyone.
273
00:13:15,166 --> 00:13:17,326
Whoever knows
is in grave danger.
274
00:13:17,366 --> 00:13:18,416
But you just told me.
275
00:13:18,450 --> 00:13:20,350
Well, I had to tell someone.
276
00:13:22,216 --> 00:13:24,466
Yeah. But why would you
put my life in danger?
277
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,480
Well, you're my best friend.
278
00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:30,130
Oh, that is so sweet.
279
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:37,000
Listen, Franny,
you better break up
with Tony right away.
280
00:13:37,330 --> 00:13:39,450
Val, you can't just break up
with guys like this.
281
00:13:39,483 --> 00:13:42,433
You gotta move to Idaho,
take a Nordic name,
282
00:13:42,466 --> 00:13:46,366
and never
see your family again
for the rest of your life.
283
00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:50,330
What do you think
of Helga?
284
00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:57,316
Oh, slave.
285
00:13:57,350 --> 00:13:59,330
Yes, Master Brighton.
286
00:13:59,660 --> 00:14:01,170
Here is your orange yoghurt
smoothie.
287
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:04,480
Oh, that's a good slave.
288
00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:08,830
Hey, let's just hope
you didn't put anything
gross or disgusting in it
289
00:14:08,116 --> 00:14:11,276
because naturally
I'm gonna make you
taste it first.
290
00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:16,380
You will be broken.
291
00:14:20,830 --> 00:14:22,330
Fran, somebody
is gonna be killed.
292
00:14:22,660 --> 00:14:24,300
[GASPING]
Who told you?
293
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,370
I'm talking about Brighton.
294
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,120
He stole my diary,
295
00:14:30,150 --> 00:14:31,320
and he says
he's gonna show dad
296
00:14:31,350 --> 00:14:33,270
unless I do everything
he wants for a week.
297
00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:36,170
Oh, honey,
I could have made you
a slave for a month
298
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,480
off of page 26 alone.
299
00:14:40,283 --> 00:14:41,483
I imagine.
300
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,500
Fran, what am I gonna do?
301
00:14:45,830 --> 00:14:47,220
Sweetie, didn't he read
the chapter
302
00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:48,370
where you caught him
on tape
303
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:51,350
French kissing your old
Lisa Simpson doll?
304
00:14:51,383 --> 00:14:53,503
I don't have a tape of that.
305
00:14:53,830 --> 00:14:56,280
Oh, well, now you do.
306
00:14:57,366 --> 00:15:00,196
Oh, my gosh, Fran,
I love you.
307
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,163
How did you know
to do this?
308
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:03,450
Sweetie, I'm a nanny.
309
00:15:03,483 --> 00:15:06,433
Sooner or later
either you or Gracie
was gonna need it.
310
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,300
Miss Fine,
is there anything wrong?
311
00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:23,003
Oh, Niles,
I wish I can tell you,
312
00:15:23,330 --> 00:15:25,420
but anyone who knows
is in grave danger.
313
00:15:25,450 --> 00:15:27,250
You mean your involvement
with a mobster
314
00:15:27,283 --> 00:15:28,423
you're terrified
to break up with
315
00:15:28,450 --> 00:15:30,430
because you think
he's gonna rub you out?
316
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:33,500
Val told you?
317
00:15:33,830 --> 00:15:36,250
One Dove bar
and she spilled
like a cup of coffee.
318
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:40,180
Hey, wait a minute.
319
00:15:40,216 --> 00:15:43,296
Tony's not the only one
with muscle in his family.
320
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:47,303
I got relatives, too.
I can have him taken care of.
321
00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:48,433
You mean killed?
322
00:15:48,466 --> 00:15:52,656
No! Audited.
323
00:15:54,466 --> 00:15:56,426
Oh, Maxwell, calm down.
324
00:15:56,466 --> 00:15:59,196
So we lost Whoopie.
325
00:15:59,233 --> 00:16:01,483
I'm sure the theater owner
will let us
out of our commitment.
326
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:04,000
I'll just charm him.
327
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,350
Okay.
Then how about this?
328
00:16:08,383 --> 00:16:10,373
We'll just move up
the next show.
329
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:13,350
[IMITATING C.C.]
Oh, we'll just
move up the next show.
330
00:16:13,383 --> 00:16:15,333
The one for which
we don't have a director,
331
00:16:15,366 --> 00:16:18,146
a set designer, or a tenor
to sing the lead,
332
00:16:18,183 --> 00:16:21,323
which is why
we moved it back
in the first place.
333
00:16:21,350 --> 00:16:25,470
Maxwell, if you intend
to get gruff with me,
lock the door.
334
00:16:28,283 --> 00:16:31,163
Mr. Sheffield,
I must speak with you.
335
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:33,320
You know, they make estrogen
in a patch now.
336
00:16:39,483 --> 00:16:41,333
It has to do
with Miss Fine.
337
00:16:41,366 --> 00:16:42,416
Yes, well, what is it?
338
00:16:42,450 --> 00:16:44,180
Well, I can't tell you, sir.
339
00:16:44,216 --> 00:16:47,326
Anyone who knows could be
in grave danger.
340
00:16:47,660 --> 00:16:48,350
Well, then, why did you bother
to come in?
341
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,223
To tell her.
342
00:16:52,233 --> 00:16:54,333
Listen,
Tennessee Tuxedo,
343
00:16:54,366 --> 00:16:56,146
I don't have time
for you today.
344
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:59,833
I have to find a tenor
for our new show.
345
00:16:59,116 --> 00:17:01,126
Wait a minute.
346
00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:04,326
Maxwell, Niles has
a beautiful voice.
347
00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:06,160
We'll just put him
in the show.
348
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:07,200
Can you do
a southern accent?
349
00:17:07,233 --> 00:17:09,383
"It's Shake 'N Bake,
and I helped."
350
00:17:10,433 --> 00:17:12,333
Can you do a time step?
351
00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:13,100
[SCATTING]
352
00:17:14,830 --> 00:17:16,660
Can you be more naive?
353
00:17:19,233 --> 00:17:20,373
Sucker.
354
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,480
Well, she got you that time,
old man.
355
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,380
Oh, I let her have
that one, sir.
356
00:17:25,416 --> 00:17:29,156
She gets satisfaction
from a man so infrequently.
357
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,123
So, what's all this
about Miss Fine, eh?
358
00:17:32,150 --> 00:17:34,330
[CLEARING THROAT]
Well, just a minute, sir.
I need to clear my throat.
359
00:17:34,366 --> 00:17:36,296
[SINGING]
360
00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:39,133
-Forget it, Niles.
-Okay.
361
00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:42,126
Miss Fine is
being intimidated
by a certain gentleman,
362
00:17:42,166 --> 00:17:44,116
tall, dark, handsome...
363
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,420
What did I do?
364
00:17:47,116 --> 00:17:49,326
Sorry, sir.
It was a fly.
365
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:52,220
Sir, it's just that,
well,
366
00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:54,480
Mr. Tony is not exactly
Miss Fine's cup of tea.
367
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:59,330
Oh, don't tell me
Miss Fine is put off
by a man
368
00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:02,170
who likes to
say it with meat?
369
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,320
Well, you're missing
the point, sir.
370
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,120
Miss Fine would like
to break up with Tony,
371
00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:07,200
-but she's afraid to
because...
-I know. I know, I know.
372
00:18:07,233 --> 00:18:09,473
She doesn't want to
devastate the man,
373
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,120
hurt his feelings,
break his heart.
374
00:18:14,233 --> 00:18:15,433
I'll do it for her.
375
00:18:17,366 --> 00:18:19,156
[DOORBELL RINGS]
376
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:22,470
Oh, Tony,
I can't go out
with you anymore.
377
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,250
I know what you do,
and...
378
00:18:24,283 --> 00:18:27,333
I'll be dead before
I finish that sentence.
379
00:18:27,366 --> 00:18:30,476
Okay. Hang tough.
Don't let him scare you.
380
00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:34,370
Baby, give me a kiss.
381
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,660
Okay.
382
00:18:37,266 --> 00:18:39,366
Oh, no, no, Tony.
383
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,130
Come on,
let's go get
something to eat.
384
00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:43,366
Oh, no. No, I can't.
385
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:47,450
Usually, when I say,
"Jump," people say,
"How high?"
386
00:18:47,483 --> 00:18:49,333
Okay.
387
00:18:49,366 --> 00:18:53,366
I can't leave
because of the kids,
and I just had a big sandwich.
388
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,120
Oh, Miss Fine,
there you are.
389
00:18:55,150 --> 00:18:56,250
I've been looking
all over for you.
390
00:18:56,283 --> 00:18:58,333
Oh, Mr. Sheffield,
this is Tony.
391
00:18:58,366 --> 00:19:00,116
Tony, this is
Mr. Sheffield.
392
00:19:00,150 --> 00:19:03,830
If he says, "Jump,"
jump, jump!
393
00:19:03,116 --> 00:19:06,116
Ah, so, you're the infamous
Tony, huh?
394
00:19:06,150 --> 00:19:08,300
You and I need
to have a word.
395
00:19:10,830 --> 00:19:12,270
Well, what happened
to having a word?
396
00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:15,450
There you go, sweetheart.
Take a shot at Puccini, eh?
397
00:19:15,483 --> 00:19:16,473
Tough family.
398
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,160
Frankie's not getting his
399
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:19,450
until he's confirmed.
400
00:19:19,483 --> 00:19:23,233
Off you go, sweetheart.
Don't forget your sheet music.
401
00:19:23,266 --> 00:19:24,426
There was a violin
in there?
402
00:19:24,466 --> 00:19:26,166
Yes. Why?
What'd you think it was?
403
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,230
A machine gun?
[LAUGHS]
404
00:19:28,266 --> 00:19:29,476
Mr. Sheffield.
405
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,270
Oh, you thought
I was packing heat
406
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:34,130
like some
cartoon mobster, eh?
407
00:19:34,166 --> 00:19:35,346
Mr. Sheffield.
408
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:38,273
What's the matter, Miss Fine?
You need a Kleenex?
409
00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:41,430
Miss Fine, that's not
very attractive.
410
00:19:41,466 --> 00:19:44,166
You keep that up,
you won't need me
to break up with him.
411
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,150
You want to break up
with me?
412
00:19:46,183 --> 00:19:47,373
What? There's something
going on
413
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,420
between you
and Pierce Bronston here?
414
00:19:52,133 --> 00:19:54,163
I'll go call an ambulance.
415
00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:58,146
Well, Tony, I do think
it's all for the best.
416
00:19:58,183 --> 00:20:01,183
Fran, I do not like
where this is going.
417
00:20:01,216 --> 00:20:03,466
Oh, okay.
I take it all back.
418
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,320
Where do you want
to live?
419
00:20:05,350 --> 00:20:07,400
Miss Fine, would you stop
doing that?
420
00:20:07,433 --> 00:20:09,333
Now, look here,
she doesn't want
to see you any more,
421
00:20:09,366 --> 00:20:11,296
and that's that.
422
00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:14,373
What? Are the boys doing
some kind of blooper thing
for my birthday? Huh?
423
00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:17,173
What's going on?
424
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,250
Niles told me
to come out here
425
00:20:18,283 --> 00:20:20,303
and stand
in front of Maxwell.
426
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:27,180
Oh, by the way,
I just signed
427
00:20:27,216 --> 00:20:29,426
Mandy Patinkin
to do our new show.
428
00:20:29,466 --> 00:20:33,826
Wait, you're
Maxwell Sheffield,
the Broadway producer?
429
00:20:33,116 --> 00:20:36,266
-Yes.
-♪♪ If I loved you ♪♪
430
00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:39,300
♪♪ Time and againI would try to say ♪♪
431
00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:40,473
Actually,
we need a tenor.
432
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:45,420
♪♪ All I'd want you to know ♪♪
433
00:20:46,416 --> 00:20:48,226
You-- You tell me, if--
434
00:20:48,266 --> 00:20:52,196
perhaps if you weren't
so involved with Miss Fine,
435
00:20:52,233 --> 00:20:55,333
you'd have time
to understudy Mandy.
436
00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:58,370
Oh, he's not gonna
break up with me
to be an understudy.
437
00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,480
Stay out of this, baby.
438
00:21:02,183 --> 00:21:03,433
Where do I sign?
439
00:21:03,466 --> 00:21:06,376
-Right this way.
-Do you like steaks?
440
00:21:09,216 --> 00:21:12,196
Oh, cheer up, Miss Fine.
441
00:21:12,233 --> 00:21:15,333
So Tony wasn't the one.
442
00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:18,380
You're a beautiful woman.
You shouldn't go rushing
into relationships.
443
00:21:18,416 --> 00:21:23,276
Don't chase men.
Find a way to make
men chase you.
444
00:21:25,830 --> 00:21:26,370
All right.
I'll give it a shot.
445
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:30,120
Your new understudy?
446
00:21:30,150 --> 00:21:31,350
He's in the mob.
447
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,323
Miss Fine!
448
00:21:36,383 --> 00:21:38,123
I don't do no nudity.
449
00:21:38,150 --> 00:21:40,830
[YELPING]
Help, help, help!
450
00:21:46,216 --> 00:21:48,296
Your colon's confused.
451
00:21:50,133 --> 00:21:52,123
-Don't you have
something to do?
-Absolutely.
452
00:21:52,150 --> 00:21:53,320
I gotta ask you
for some time off.
453
00:21:53,350 --> 00:21:56,160
I got a date on Thursday
so I wanna leave early.
454
00:21:56,500 --> 00:22:00,330
Means I've gotta powder
and puff and tease and...
455
00:22:03,383 --> 00:22:05,103
[MUMBLING]
456
00:22:05,133 --> 00:22:07,323
Your colon's confused.
457
00:22:07,350 --> 00:22:10,100
Oh, I'm sorry.
I was looking
the wrong way.
458
00:22:10,133 --> 00:22:12,203
I thought we were
going back earlier.
459
00:22:12,233 --> 00:22:14,503
-That wouldn't match.
-Wait, hey, wait.
460
00:22:14,830 --> 00:22:17,270
Yeah. This is the gentleman
with the confused colon now...
461
00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:19,430
My...
462
00:22:19,466 --> 00:22:22,346
And then
what I went up on...
463
00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:25,273
gel, mousse...
gel, mousse...
464
00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:28,400
-WOMAN: Pluck.
-Pluck, blend.
465
00:22:28,433 --> 00:22:30,433
-Gel, mousse, pluck, blend.
-MAN: Okay. Here we go.
466
00:22:30,466 --> 00:22:33,146
I need some time off.
I've got a date on Thursday,
467
00:22:33,183 --> 00:22:35,373
which means
I've gotta pluck and...
468
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,470
[SCREAMING]
469
00:22:40,266 --> 00:22:43,326
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