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[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
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[MUSIC CRESCENDOS]
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♪♪
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- [THUD]
- [SCREAMS]
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[HUSHED WHISPERS]
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[GASPING IN PAIN]
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Oh, my God, Monica. Are you okay?
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Oh, you'd just love it if I
wasn't, wouldn't you, Yulia?
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DAVID: Give her some room, everyone!
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And get the medic! I'm here, Monica.
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- Where was the crash mat?
- I don't know.
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The new stagehand must
have forgotten to set it.
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He's already fired,
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but I don't want you
to worry about that now.
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No, no! Don't move!
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I can still dance, I promise. I promise.
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Her knee is shattered.
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[SOFT, SORROWFUL MUSIC]
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♪♪
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Please... no.
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I've worked so hard. Please.
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I'm sorry, Monica.
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I'm so sorry.
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[SOBS]
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[HIP-HOP ORCHESTRAL MELODY]
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[CRYING]
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♪♪
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[SUBTLE PERCUSSIVE BEAT]
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Dancers, gather around.
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We've asked a lot of you lately
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to interpret one of
the most challenging,
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iconic ballets in history...
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Swan Lake.
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But if you want to be Swan Lake,
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you need to see Swan Lake.
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That is why we're sending you to see
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one of the world's
greatest ballet companies,
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the Ballet Précis, perform Swan Lake
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at their home theater in Chicago.
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That's right: road trip!
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Guys, guys, I need you
to, uh, vamp for a second.
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We got a big surprise coming.
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Uh, and this will also be
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a homecoming of sorts for Monica.
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She was a soloist at the Ballet Précis.
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Yes, such dear, dear friends.
How I've missed them.
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NICK: Uh, Wayne, new line for you.
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"But this won't just be"...
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... won't just be a research trip.
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You will also be performing...
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NICK: Part of our show for them.
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Part of our show for them.
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- [HUSHED WHISPERING]
- What? What did you just say?
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Uh, the performers of the Ballet Précis
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will be judging your performance.
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And if you impress them,
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there's a chance that you
could drive away in style.
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- [GRAND MUSIC]
- [GROUP GASPS]
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Oh!
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Did you know about this?
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Does my face look
like I knew about this?
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Seriously, I would love a new car...
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Yeah, you're not gonna get it, though.
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But how can you pick a winner
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if we're all supposed to work together?
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Who cares? I want that convertible.
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- [LIVELY MUSIC]
- Uh...
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Yeah, just go ahead. Take a look.
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We'll be right back. Excuse me.
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What the hell was that?
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We go away for lunch and come back
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and you're giving away a car!
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Yeah, word from Product
Integration just came through
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half an hour ago.
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- I mean, isn't this great?
- Forget the bloody car.
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Performing in front
of my old colleagues?
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That's literally
adding insult to injury.
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Plus, everyone is now
obsessed with winning the car
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as opposed to focusing on their dancing.
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The show is about
cooperation and inspiration!
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Yes, inspiration!
Look how inspired they are.
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I got... I got a tear in my eye.
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Guys, this is really great news.
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No, an aneurysm would be great news.
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You know what I think?
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I think you just don't want
your cool ballet friends...
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There's a phrase I've
never said before...
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To see our folks because
you are embarrassed of them.
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No, I'm embarrassed for them.
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Okay, why... why is that?
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Because once they see
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a real production of Swan Lake
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and then they have to dance
in front of those same professionals,
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they'll finally see themselves
for what they actually are:
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a social club for the uncoordinated,
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an army of left feet,
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a rodeo of broken toys
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destined to perish in a
fireball of humiliation.
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[STRAW CRACKLING]
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Well, I'm excited for Chicago.
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- [BELL RINGING]
- MONICA: Six, seven, eight.
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One, two, three, four.
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Brittney, he's the evil wizard.
He's beguiling the White Swan.
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But you want to break free.
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From the hot wizard?
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No, thank you.
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[SOFT MUSIC]
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GABBY: Am I excited to go to Chicago
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even though I'm an understudy
and I won't get to perform,
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so I won't have the chance
to win a new car,
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even though I totally need one?
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Sure, yeah?
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Can you do me a favor and
say the whole thing again,
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except put "As a single
mother" at the beginning?
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What? No. What does that
have to do with anything?
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Just makes people invest.
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You know what? Never mind.
We'll get it next time.
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Uh, hey, so shadowing
Brittney around all day.
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- That must suck, huh?
- Yup.
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Just like you wanted it to, Nick.
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But you know what? I'm dealing with it.
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I'm making it work.
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For me. Making it work.
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It's just that some of us
came here to work really hard,
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while... while... I don't
know... Others of us came here
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apparently to perform sex acts
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on each other in their trailers.
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She said that? Interesting.
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Okay, um, obviously some
of us are working hard
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'cause we're the White Swan,
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and others of us came here to be haters
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and have genital warts.
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I'm sorry. Can you... can
you say that again for me?
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Nick, I don't want to be that girl...
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- No.
- ... who tells everyone that...
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[RAISING VOICE] Gabby
has venereal warts.
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So a little drama, huh,
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between Gabby and Brittney over you?
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[SCOFFS] Come on, man. That's not drama.
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Now, NFL locker room? Dra-ma.
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Anyway, going to Chicago!
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I mean, I don't really
need the car though.
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I'm about to go embarrass myself
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in front of Ballet Précis.
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And I'm going to do all
of it standing right next
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to a woman who's having online
intercourse with my husband.
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Free trip!
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[IMITATING RACE CAR NOISES]
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I'd love to win... this Mustang.
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Do I have to pay insurance?
Or you guys cover that too?
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Have you done entrechats before?
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You start from fifth.
You jump in the air.
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Like this. Un, deux, trois...
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[COUNTS INDISTINCTLY IN FRENCH]
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Let's be honest here.
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We all know who is going to win the car.
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Who is that Claude guy, really?
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I mean, where did he come from?
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Listen, I'm a good dancer. I know that.
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But these are legit professionals.
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And I'm kind of... a disaster at ballet.
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Monica told me she thinks
you have a ton of potential.
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For real? She said that?
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NICK: Absolutely, yeah. Oh, hey...
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I heard you don't talk to your family.
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- What's that about?
- Um...
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I don't want to talk about my family.
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- Pretty simple.
- NICK: It's totally simple.
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And I also read that your dad
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runs a rain gutter
installation business?
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Yeah, it's called No Gutters, No Glory.
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- Ah.
- And the only thing he cares
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more about than that
is the Detroit Lions.
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Where do you fall on that list?
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- Lower.
- [WISTFUL MUSIC]
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- Gotcha.
- Mm-hmm.
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How did he react when you came out?
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He kicked me out of the house.
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NICK: And your mom?
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She passed away when I was a kid.
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I'd like to keep her out of this.
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Right; I think I read
that they were divorced.
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Yeah, they were...
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they were in the middle of
all that when it happened.
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My dad would never even see
her when she was in hospice.
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You know what? I don't need
to tell any of you this.
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No, you don't. We got
everything we need.
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Thanks, bud.
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That is a deep emotional wound.
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And we're gonna rip it wide open.
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I need you to track down Justin's dad.
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And I need a Detroit Lions hat.
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I'll get us both one.
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Be a couple of lions on the hunt.
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EARL: Of course I didn't
kick Justin out of the house
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because he's gay.
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No, the Lions were down by three.
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They were going for a field goal.
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This kid walks in here.
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I mean, he's not even
wearing his lucky hat.
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- And he turns off the game.
- Not in this house.
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And then he stops and he goes,
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"Uh, Dad,
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"I got something I gotta
tell you." I'm like...
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Whoa, talk about off-sides.
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- Man, tell me about it, man.
- Right? It's like, bruh,
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read the room.
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Yeah, lemme guess. They shanked it.
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Oh, man, they hit the
doggone upright, man.
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- What?
- EARL JR: You can't tell me
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- that's not connected.
- Man, that's connected, man.
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- You gotta wear your hat.
- NICK: But I'm sure...
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I'm sure you guys circled back, right?
You made up.
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You told him you support
him and his sexuality.
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Look, I'm not interested in
discussing anybody's sexuality
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here today, okay?
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Sure, yeah. I get it.
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Oh, hey, we're, uh... we're
going on a trip, uh, to Chicago.
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We're gonna perform in front of
a professional ballet company.
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And I know how much Justin misses you.
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He was really hoping you could be there.
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- He said that?
- Sure, yeah.
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- I mean, yep.
- Yeah, well...
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You know, Justin could've come
up here anytime to come see me.
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Now he expect me to drop
everything and go to Chicago?
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Who he think he is? Kanye?
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Ah, excuse me. I got a...
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- NICK: Yeah, we gotta get out...
- Business to run here.
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- Let's wrap it up.
- No Gutters, No Glory.
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Our prices are water-tight
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"and our service
is unbe-leaf-able."
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Oh, hey! Um, sorry.
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I forgot to mention
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uh, another one of our
contestants is Reggie Sadler.
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- Reggie Sadler?
- Mm-hmm.
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Of the Lions?
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Yeah. He loves meeting the fans.
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I don't know why we're having
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costume fittings if we're not
wearing costumes in Chicago.
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I don't know, maybe they just
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need to take our measurements...
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That was invasive. Seriously.
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I've had friendlier mammograms.
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Yeah, I'm not doing this.
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Hey, hey.
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What's up?
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I told you I had cancer,
but what I didn't tell you
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is that I also had a double mastectomy.
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And then I got breast implants.
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00:09:05,479 --> 00:09:07,424
[WHISPERING] What they
don't tell you is that, um,
253
00:09:07,428 --> 00:09:09,759
it doesn't feel like your body.
254
00:09:09,764 --> 00:09:11,946
Are we whispering so that
your boobs can't hear you?
255
00:09:11,951 --> 00:09:13,657
I'm being serious.
256
00:09:13,936 --> 00:09:15,712
They feel like gummy bears.
257
00:09:15,717 --> 00:09:18,907
I can barely look at
myself and I can barely...
258
00:09:18,912 --> 00:09:22,048
Okay. Hey, hey, hey. I got you.
259
00:09:22,053 --> 00:09:23,535
[CALMING MUSIC]
260
00:09:23,540 --> 00:09:25,426
I'll take care of this right now.
261
00:09:25,431 --> 00:09:28,170
- Don't, don't, don't...
- No problem. 'Scuse me!
262
00:09:28,175 --> 00:09:29,876
This is not okay.
263
00:09:29,881 --> 00:09:31,306
I'm sorry. Uh, what's not okay, hon?
264
00:09:31,310 --> 00:09:34,432
I need notice before a fitting, okay?
265
00:09:34,437 --> 00:09:35,437
I'm bloated.
266
00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:39,543
I had an entire pizza
by myself last night.
267
00:09:39,548 --> 00:09:42,411
So I'm feeling fat and
I... I'm not gonna be shamed
268
00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:46,715
by you or any of you.
269
00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:47,943
- To be honest...
- COSTUMER: Oh!
270
00:09:47,947 --> 00:09:49,926
- I don't feel safe right now.
- No, you are safe.
271
00:09:49,931 --> 00:09:51,817
Let's all... let's all take a breath.
272
00:09:51,822 --> 00:09:53,380
No, you see, the thing
is, I can't take a breath
273
00:09:53,384 --> 00:09:55,364
because, I mean, this has
triggered a panic attack
274
00:09:55,369 --> 00:09:56,443
that is onset
275
00:09:56,448 --> 00:09:58,918
by this impromptu bikini contest.
276
00:09:58,923 --> 00:10:00,162
- Tell you what...
- I don't feel good.
277
00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:01,423
Okay, we'll cancel for today.
278
00:10:01,428 --> 00:10:03,793
I appreciate it because
I'm not feeling good.
279
00:10:04,820 --> 00:10:07,301
- You got him?
- MIKE: Thank you.
280
00:10:07,306 --> 00:10:10,232
[LIGHT, MELANCHOLIC PIANO MUSIC]
281
00:10:10,459 --> 00:10:13,068
- [GROANS]
- [TRUNK SQUEAKING]
282
00:10:13,659 --> 00:10:15,364
[SIGHS] Come on!
283
00:10:16,982 --> 00:10:18,556
[CHUCKLES]
284
00:10:18,974 --> 00:10:20,481
Check it out!
285
00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:22,106
This is the official understudy junker.
286
00:10:22,111 --> 00:10:23,973
Maybe if I drive
behind a really nice car
287
00:10:23,978 --> 00:10:25,474
for long enough,
they'll sprain their wrist
288
00:10:25,478 --> 00:10:27,004
and just give it to me. [LAUGHS]
289
00:10:27,009 --> 00:10:28,449
Gabby, the woman who was my understudy
290
00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:30,614
when I had my accident is now famous.
291
00:10:30,619 --> 00:10:33,941
And I have to humiliate myself
in front of her this weekend.
292
00:10:35,269 --> 00:10:37,693
So just keep working
hard and be prepared.
293
00:10:37,698 --> 00:10:39,716
- [BIRDS CHIRPING]
- Your turn will come.
294
00:10:41,628 --> 00:10:43,809
Sorry to hear about the venereal warts.
295
00:10:45,926 --> 00:10:47,585
The what? I...
296
00:10:48,020 --> 00:10:49,614
We're only going for two days.
297
00:10:49,619 --> 00:10:51,861
Yeah, I bring an outfit for every mood.
298
00:10:52,126 --> 00:10:54,068
How many moods do you have?
299
00:10:54,073 --> 00:10:55,148
Seven.
300
00:10:55,153 --> 00:10:58,551
Happy, emo, smug, vacay, slay, revenge,
301
00:10:58,556 --> 00:11:00,372
and "I just won a car."
302
00:11:02,151 --> 00:11:03,431
Sweetheart, I don't know why
303
00:11:03,436 --> 00:11:05,178
your delivery didn't go through.
304
00:11:05,183 --> 00:11:07,504
Listen, the... the
refrigerator's stocked full.
305
00:11:07,509 --> 00:11:09,174
You and your sister...
Excuse me, would you mind
306
00:11:09,178 --> 00:11:11,176
getting your enormous
breasts out of my face?
307
00:11:11,181 --> 00:11:13,017
I'm trying to talk to
my daughter, thank you.
308
00:11:13,022 --> 00:11:14,762
[SCOFFS] What's your problem, lady?
309
00:11:14,767 --> 00:11:16,817
You and Olivia will be fine.
310
00:11:16,822 --> 00:11:17,987
I think that you're gonna survive
311
00:11:17,991 --> 00:11:19,632
until your father gets there, okay?
312
00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:22,520
Hi, um, about earlier...
That whole boob thing...
313
00:11:22,525 --> 00:11:24,864
Oh, don't worry about it at all.
314
00:11:24,869 --> 00:11:26,489
- It's fine.
- You okay?
315
00:11:27,508 --> 00:11:30,717
I never go on Instagram,
but I just decided to today.
316
00:11:30,722 --> 00:11:31,825
And, uh, you know,
317
00:11:31,830 --> 00:11:33,554
- she posted a bunch of...
- Oh.
318
00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:35,406
Pictures with her new boyfriend.
319
00:11:35,411 --> 00:11:37,122
There they are at the farmers market.
320
00:11:37,127 --> 00:11:38,724
There they are with his stupid beagle.
321
00:11:38,729 --> 00:11:39,878
Oh! Cute dog.
322
00:11:39,883 --> 00:11:42,396
Obviously, it's a very cute dog.
323
00:11:42,401 --> 00:11:43,411
That's not the point.
324
00:11:43,416 --> 00:11:44,596
Yeah, but you're on your way
325
00:11:44,601 --> 00:11:46,177
to perform in Chicago.
326
00:11:46,182 --> 00:11:47,708
You've a lot of cool stuff going on.
327
00:11:47,713 --> 00:11:48,819
- You should post about it.
- I do?
328
00:11:48,823 --> 00:11:50,387
Yeah, lemme take a picture.
329
00:11:50,392 --> 00:11:52,513
Look like a guy with a
lot of cool stuff going on.
330
00:11:52,518 --> 00:11:54,074
- Maybe like...
- No.
331
00:11:54,079 --> 00:11:55,599
Brooding artist, like...
332
00:11:55,604 --> 00:11:56,604
That's kind of sad.
333
00:11:56,609 --> 00:11:57,866
I'm trying to look deep.
334
00:11:57,871 --> 00:11:59,685
Well, it just looks
a little constipated.
335
00:12:00,204 --> 00:12:01,748
- [BOTH LAUGH]
- That's good!
336
00:12:01,753 --> 00:12:03,677
Good. Okay, okay.
Look, look, look, look.
337
00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,072
MIKE: That's terrible.
338
00:12:06,414 --> 00:12:07,622
What?
339
00:12:07,791 --> 00:12:10,608
Nothing. I just see you.
340
00:12:14,604 --> 00:12:17,104
[OTHERS GASP AND MURMUR]
341
00:12:17,109 --> 00:12:18,599
Hey, what's going on?
342
00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:20,587
Why is everyone looking
at you like that?
343
00:12:20,592 --> 00:12:23,326
Brittney started a rumor
that I have genital warts.
344
00:12:24,098 --> 00:12:25,782
Damn, that's...
345
00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:28,183
so mean and crazy.
346
00:12:28,188 --> 00:12:29,998
- Do you, though?
- No!
347
00:12:30,003 --> 00:12:31,529
REGGIE: Yo, Gabs, Chicago.
348
00:12:31,534 --> 00:12:32,700
Let's have some fun, huh?
349
00:12:32,705 --> 00:12:34,810
Reggie, I saved us a seat.
350
00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,623
It's back here. Come on.
351
00:12:36,971 --> 00:12:39,001
You better get back there, you know, um,
352
00:12:39,006 --> 00:12:41,124
hit that, my dude.
353
00:12:41,307 --> 00:12:44,458
Okay... yeah, cool.
354
00:12:44,463 --> 00:12:46,107
What the hell was that?
355
00:12:46,112 --> 00:12:47,369
I don't know.
356
00:12:47,981 --> 00:12:49,388
He's with Brittney now.
357
00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:51,107
I guess I'm trying to make it not weird.
358
00:12:51,527 --> 00:12:52,874
Then don't act so weird.
359
00:12:52,879 --> 00:12:54,379
I just can't.
360
00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:57,545
Hey, Gabby, don't let
whatever you've got
361
00:12:57,550 --> 00:12:59,475
going on down there affect
your self-esteem, okay?
362
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:02,405
But friend, understand...
You do have it for life.
363
00:13:02,410 --> 00:13:06,287
Listen, sweetie, I came
up in the '80s in New York.
364
00:13:06,292 --> 00:13:08,735
And listen, we all had it.
It's really not a big deal.
365
00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:10,741
But listen, you just make
sure that you keep up to date
366
00:13:10,745 --> 00:13:11,913
- with your Pap smears.
- Oh, my God.
367
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:14,209
Hi, hi, hi! Everyone, hi, hi!
368
00:13:14,214 --> 00:13:16,248
I... I would... Hello, um...
369
00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:18,250
I would just like to
spend the time to dispel
370
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:19,829
a rumor you may have heard.
371
00:13:19,834 --> 00:13:21,333
To be clear...
372
00:13:21,338 --> 00:13:23,830
I do not have genital warts!
373
00:13:23,835 --> 00:13:25,149
[ALL WHISPERING]
374
00:13:25,154 --> 00:13:26,779
- Oh, my.
- Brittney, um...
375
00:13:26,784 --> 00:13:28,490
Brittney, yeah, started that rumor
376
00:13:28,495 --> 00:13:30,428
to get back at me because I...
377
00:13:30,433 --> 00:13:33,158
gossiped about her and Reggie
starting a relationship,
378
00:13:33,163 --> 00:13:38,850
which I do now realize was
immature and counterproductive.
379
00:13:38,855 --> 00:13:40,482
So...
380
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:43,743
apologies to you, Brittney.
381
00:13:43,748 --> 00:13:46,759
You know, have fun, you
two. You know, get some!
382
00:13:46,764 --> 00:13:49,509
But be... be safe. Um, be safe.
383
00:13:49,514 --> 00:13:52,782
Well, thank you, Gabby, for that
rousing speech about genitalia.
384
00:13:52,787 --> 00:13:54,342
The driver has just asked me
385
00:13:54,347 --> 00:13:55,779
to ask you to sit down.
386
00:13:55,784 --> 00:13:58,115
Uh, we are gonna get on the road now!
387
00:13:59,134 --> 00:14:00,683
Chicago.
388
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:03,920
That was smooth.
389
00:14:03,966 --> 00:14:05,706
- Just kill me.
- [STIFLED LAUGH]
390
00:14:05,711 --> 00:14:08,711
[LIVELY MUSIC]
391
00:14:11,558 --> 00:14:14,558
[TODRICK HALL'S "NAILS,
HAIR, HIPS, HEELS"]
392
00:14:16,205 --> 00:14:18,888
[GLAMOROUS POP MUSIC]
393
00:14:18,893 --> 00:14:20,962
♪ Nails, hair, hips, heels ♪
394
00:14:20,967 --> 00:14:22,967
♪ Face done, lips real ♪
395
00:14:22,972 --> 00:14:24,713
♪ Purse full, big bills ♪
396
00:14:24,718 --> 00:14:26,485
♪ Yes, I'm a big deal ♪
397
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:29,568
♪ Legs, legs, face, eyes,
thin waist, thick thighs... ♪
398
00:14:29,573 --> 00:14:30,998
Hey, I gotta thank you.
399
00:14:31,509 --> 00:14:34,568
Paige liked my Instagram photo.
400
00:14:34,573 --> 00:14:35,980
Oh, I told ya.
401
00:14:36,539 --> 00:14:37,980
You want to make her really jealous?
402
00:14:37,984 --> 00:14:39,165
- Yeah.
- Let's do a selfie.
403
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:41,146
Oh, really? You think that'll do it?
404
00:14:41,302 --> 00:14:42,435
Yeah.
405
00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:44,188
All right, okay.
406
00:14:44,193 --> 00:14:46,824
- [CAMERA APP CLICKS]
- Hi, definitely over you.
407
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,824
- MIKE: Swear to God.
- Can I tell you something?
408
00:14:48,976 --> 00:14:50,051
What's up?
409
00:14:50,234 --> 00:14:51,384
I'm starving.
410
00:14:51,389 --> 00:14:53,403
There's a, uh, Portillo's
around the corner.
411
00:14:53,408 --> 00:14:54,665
If we hurry, we can get back
412
00:14:54,670 --> 00:14:56,014
in time for the show.
413
00:14:56,019 --> 00:14:58,018
- Do you think we can make it?
- I mean, these things always
414
00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,427
start late, right? I've heard.
415
00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:00,520
I've never actually been to one.
416
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:01,530
Oh, wait, I can't walk that fast.
417
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,006
Okay, okay.
418
00:15:05,436 --> 00:15:07,584
Damn, girl, what? You
tailgating before the ballet?
419
00:15:07,850 --> 00:15:09,347
Somebody nervous about tomorrow?
420
00:15:09,352 --> 00:15:11,748
What? It's just a Xanny
and some champers.
421
00:15:12,603 --> 00:15:13,866
- [SIGHS]
- Okay, fine.
422
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:17,706
I was bullied in ballet
class when I was little and...
423
00:15:17,711 --> 00:15:19,829
so I'm a little nervous
to perform tomorrow.
424
00:15:19,834 --> 00:15:21,929
- You were bullied?
- By the whole class.
425
00:15:21,934 --> 00:15:23,029
Damn.
426
00:15:23,034 --> 00:15:24,616
After I bullied each
of them individually,
427
00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:25,860
they banded together.
428
00:15:25,865 --> 00:15:28,100
Anyway, that's when my mom pulled me out
429
00:15:28,105 --> 00:15:29,697
'cause I wasn't the best.
430
00:15:29,702 --> 00:15:31,841
That's when she made
me and Simon partners.
431
00:15:31,846 --> 00:15:33,012
[SWIGS]
432
00:15:33,017 --> 00:15:34,258
All right, you let
me know if any of them
433
00:15:34,262 --> 00:15:36,186
little ballerinas come after you.
434
00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:37,967
I got your back.
435
00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:39,227
Thanks.
436
00:15:42,027 --> 00:15:43,878
You know, I was in his
trailer the other night.
437
00:15:43,883 --> 00:15:46,717
And we had this moment, and...
438
00:15:46,884 --> 00:15:48,383
I just left.
439
00:15:48,552 --> 00:15:50,736
- Why didn't you go for it?
- Oh, come on.
440
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,056
Look at her. Look at me.
441
00:15:52,108 --> 00:15:53,388
Oh, now you're insulting me.
442
00:15:53,393 --> 00:15:54,801
I dated you for four years.
443
00:15:54,966 --> 00:15:55,966
And you were very lucky.
444
00:15:55,971 --> 00:15:57,245
- Let's go.
- [LAUGHS]
445
00:15:57,631 --> 00:15:59,684
Are you guys talking about
your sordid straight past?
446
00:15:59,688 --> 00:16:01,855
- [SNICKERS]
- I'm so fascinated.
447
00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:03,528
Hey, sorry about my sister.
448
00:16:03,533 --> 00:16:04,805
After our parents got divorced,
449
00:16:04,810 --> 00:16:07,071
she started a rumor that
our dad was a werewolf.
450
00:16:07,612 --> 00:16:08,852
He almost lost his job.
451
00:16:08,857 --> 00:16:10,738
Though, to be fair, he
did used to get drunk
452
00:16:10,743 --> 00:16:11,876
and howl at the moon.
453
00:16:11,881 --> 00:16:15,376
Anyway, she's, uh, the worst.
454
00:16:15,381 --> 00:16:17,265
Mm, Justin. You look nice.
455
00:16:17,739 --> 00:16:19,489
Thank you. You as well.
456
00:16:19,494 --> 00:16:20,509
I know.
457
00:16:20,514 --> 00:16:22,512
Which, uh, mood is this?
458
00:16:22,752 --> 00:16:24,085
Slay.
459
00:16:24,090 --> 00:16:27,851
The default is always slay.
460
00:16:28,206 --> 00:16:29,756
Yeah. Good.
461
00:16:30,319 --> 00:16:33,665
I'm sure she's too busy getting
focused to talk to me, David.
462
00:16:33,670 --> 00:16:34,686
- [LAUGHS]
- Oh, don't be silly.
463
00:16:34,690 --> 00:16:37,817
Yulia specifically said she
was excited to say hello.
464
00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:39,088
She did?
465
00:16:40,756 --> 00:16:41,934
Monica.
466
00:16:41,939 --> 00:16:45,107
Yulia, hi! Congratulations.
467
00:16:45,854 --> 00:16:48,438
I want you to know that
you inspire me every night.
468
00:16:48,443 --> 00:16:50,520
Well, that's very kind of you to say.
469
00:16:50,525 --> 00:16:51,780
When Rothbart puts a curse on me
470
00:16:51,784 --> 00:16:55,116
and I need to feel terrified
and full of despair,
471
00:16:55,121 --> 00:16:56,810
I just remember all the horrible things
472
00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:58,635
you used to say to me at rehearsal.
473
00:16:59,228 --> 00:17:01,715
Well, the pressure got to us all
from time to time.
474
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:04,220
Mm, it was mostly you.
475
00:17:04,372 --> 00:17:06,062
But things happen for a reason, I guess.
476
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,549
STAGE MANAGER: Places
for top of the show.
477
00:17:07,553 --> 00:17:09,615
Oops, that's my cue.
478
00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:11,102
[INTRIGUING MUSIC]
479
00:17:11,362 --> 00:17:14,321
I don't know what I would do
if I could never dance again.
480
00:17:17,886 --> 00:17:20,720
[SOMBER MUSIC]
481
00:17:28,653 --> 00:17:30,256
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
482
00:17:30,261 --> 00:17:32,177
Hello, Jeff. Looking good.
483
00:17:33,902 --> 00:17:35,900
Who knew they'd be so uptight
about letting people in
484
00:17:35,904 --> 00:17:37,744
after the show started?
485
00:17:37,749 --> 00:17:39,099
Everybody.
486
00:17:39,387 --> 00:17:41,210
Everybody but us knew that.
487
00:17:41,215 --> 00:17:42,215
Hm.
488
00:17:42,541 --> 00:17:43,850
You know what's weird about implants
489
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:45,167
it's that they're always
a little bit colder
490
00:17:45,171 --> 00:17:46,622
than the rest of your body.
491
00:17:46,627 --> 00:17:48,005
We still talking about your boobs?
492
00:17:48,010 --> 00:17:49,657
Yeah, because there's
so many weird things
493
00:17:49,662 --> 00:17:52,447
that nobody tells you; I mean,
they look bizarre to me.
494
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:55,096
Okay, listen. I gonna throw
something out there.
495
00:17:55,101 --> 00:17:57,955
And you can slap me if
I'm wrong, but, uh...
496
00:17:59,073 --> 00:18:01,268
Kinda feel like you want
to show me your boobs.
497
00:18:02,328 --> 00:18:04,587
Well, I do, but just
so that you can tell me
498
00:18:04,599 --> 00:18:07,002
- if they look normal.
- Fine, I mean...
499
00:18:07,007 --> 00:18:08,098
if I have to.
500
00:18:08,103 --> 00:18:09,598
Okay, I'm gonna go to the ladies' room
501
00:18:09,602 --> 00:18:10,782
- Count to 20.
- Right.
502
00:18:10,787 --> 00:18:12,067
And then follow me in there.
503
00:18:12,072 --> 00:18:14,031
Just look long enough
to make an assessment.
504
00:18:14,486 --> 00:18:17,376
No loitering, then? Okay, you got it.
505
00:18:17,381 --> 00:18:19,547
[PENSIVE MUSIC]
506
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:25,124
I mean, the funny thing is,
507
00:18:25,129 --> 00:18:26,929
I never really cared about my boobs.
508
00:18:27,456 --> 00:18:28,895
It's not like they were really
that great to begin with,
509
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:29,909
but then once they were gone,
510
00:18:29,913 --> 00:18:31,713
I felt bad about never
appreciating them.
511
00:18:32,713 --> 00:18:33,767
You know what else is funny?
512
00:18:33,771 --> 00:18:35,263
They tattoo the nipples on.
513
00:18:35,268 --> 00:18:36,575
I didn't know that. Did you?
514
00:18:36,580 --> 00:18:38,129
- I did not know that, no.
- I thought it might be fun to
515
00:18:38,133 --> 00:18:39,213
do a heart and a club,
516
00:18:39,521 --> 00:18:41,235
but the plastic surgeon didn't get it.
517
00:18:41,665 --> 00:18:42,814
Okay, did you get an eyeful yet?
518
00:18:42,818 --> 00:18:43,846
'Cause it's been, like, ten minutes.
519
00:18:43,850 --> 00:18:46,009
- Yeah, yeah. I got it.
- Okay, great.
520
00:18:46,014 --> 00:18:47,239
[DOOR SQUEAKING]
521
00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:51,259
The... they're great.
522
00:18:51,665 --> 00:18:57,449
You know, you got a great, just
normal-looking American rack.
523
00:18:57,454 --> 00:18:59,816
The left one's a little
wonky, like a lazy eye.
524
00:18:59,821 --> 00:19:03,238
Imperfections are what
make us... beautiful.
525
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,937
And you wanted my assessment.
526
00:19:04,942 --> 00:19:08,420
And my assessment is
that you're smoking hot.
527
00:19:09,930 --> 00:19:12,931
Thanks. That means a lot.
528
00:19:16,044 --> 00:19:17,902
- Could you, um... could you?
- Yeah.
529
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:20,324
Are you, uh, crying?
530
00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:22,637
[TEARFULLY] I mean, shut up, yeah.
531
00:19:22,642 --> 00:19:24,082
Just been...
532
00:19:24,087 --> 00:19:27,884
a difficult couple... years.
533
00:19:29,532 --> 00:19:31,356
- Thanks.
- Thank you for saying that.
534
00:19:31,361 --> 00:19:33,510
'Cause that... that sucked
for me, I have to say.
535
00:19:33,515 --> 00:19:35,106
I mean, you really owe me one.
536
00:19:35,389 --> 00:19:36,604
Should we catch the
second half of the show?
537
00:19:36,608 --> 00:19:39,548
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- Never talk about this again.
538
00:19:40,278 --> 00:19:41,362
- Okay.
- Hey.
539
00:19:41,367 --> 00:19:42,516
Thanks.
540
00:19:42,521 --> 00:19:45,039
[GRAND ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
541
00:19:47,860 --> 00:19:49,935
Yeah, we're... We're not very good.
542
00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:51,700
Ooh, we are not, no.
543
00:20:04,728 --> 00:20:06,060
[ORCHESTRAL MUSIC CRESCENDOS]
544
00:20:19,872 --> 00:20:21,389
[APPLAUSE]
545
00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:22,723
Wait, she dies at the end?
546
00:20:22,728 --> 00:20:25,279
This is our feel-good
ballet we're gonna put on TV?
547
00:20:25,407 --> 00:20:27,637
Sometimes both of them die.
548
00:20:27,642 --> 00:20:30,493
Sure, we could get that good
at ballet by tomorrow, right?
549
00:20:30,498 --> 00:20:32,162
Or we could just hide behind Claude.
550
00:20:32,167 --> 00:20:33,380
Nick, Nick!
551
00:20:33,385 --> 00:20:35,325
I'm right here, Alan. What?
552
00:20:35,330 --> 00:20:36,495
[TENSE MUSIC]
553
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:39,357
I am afraid we have some bad news.
554
00:20:39,675 --> 00:20:42,068
It has come to our attention
555
00:20:42,073 --> 00:20:44,911
that one of you has not
been truthful with us.
556
00:20:45,152 --> 00:20:48,324
Criminally so, and that
person will be leaving tonight.
557
00:20:48,329 --> 00:20:49,329
[CONCERNED WHISPERS]
558
00:20:49,334 --> 00:20:51,054
- What's going on?
- Brace yourself, dear.
559
00:20:51,059 --> 00:20:52,300
[WHISPERS CONTINUE]
560
00:20:52,445 --> 00:20:55,038
That person... is...
561
00:20:55,043 --> 00:20:57,361
Oh, my God. Who is it?
562
00:20:58,789 --> 00:21:00,115
And that person...
563
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:02,708
- is Claude.
- What? No!
564
00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:05,872
We have just learned that
you have overstayed your visa,
565
00:21:05,877 --> 00:21:08,607
and you are in this country illegally.
566
00:21:08,612 --> 00:21:10,128
CLAUDE: I came here to follow my dream.
567
00:21:10,132 --> 00:21:12,216
He's one of the Dreamers!
568
00:21:12,549 --> 00:21:15,341
WAYNE: Claude, it is time to go.
569
00:21:15,346 --> 00:21:17,596
Balancés away.
570
00:21:19,302 --> 00:21:23,304
Well, goodbye, my friends.
Good luck tomorrow.
571
00:21:23,557 --> 00:21:24,857
I'll pray for you.
572
00:21:26,015 --> 00:21:28,563
Car... the car is in
play. The car is in play!
573
00:21:28,568 --> 00:21:33,539
I don't want to hear any more
about that car, you idiots!
574
00:21:33,755 --> 00:21:37,874
You are performing in front
of the Ballet Précis tomorrow!
575
00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:40,379
It will be filmed! And without Claude...
576
00:21:40,398 --> 00:21:41,560
we're doomed!
577
00:21:41,565 --> 00:21:43,473
Do you think this man cares
about how you're portrayed
578
00:21:43,477 --> 00:21:45,185
- on television?
- He does not.
579
00:21:45,190 --> 00:21:47,755
How did this happen? Where
did this information come from?
580
00:21:49,716 --> 00:21:53,016
I have a cousin who has access
to a certain federal database.
581
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:55,216
I may have gotten too
focused on the car.
582
00:21:55,221 --> 00:21:57,335
This is exactly why the dumb car
583
00:21:57,340 --> 00:21:59,109
was a stupid idea, Nicholas!
584
00:21:59,114 --> 00:22:00,155
I don't know what you're
talking about, Wayne.
585
00:22:00,159 --> 00:22:01,488
Look at this drama. It's gold.
586
00:22:01,493 --> 00:22:04,570
Wait, you're the
understudy! That means...
587
00:22:04,903 --> 00:22:06,494
that means you're the Prince now!
588
00:22:06,499 --> 00:22:09,582
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
I'm the Prince. I'm the Prince!
589
00:22:09,587 --> 00:22:12,014
No. No, no, no. No, Justin's the Prince.
590
00:22:12,019 --> 00:22:13,184
- BOTH: What?
- I... but...
591
00:22:13,189 --> 00:22:15,504
I'm the understudy. I know the
part... I know all the parts.
592
00:22:15,508 --> 00:22:17,172
Which is why you'll be
playing Justin's part.
593
00:22:17,176 --> 00:22:18,748
But I can't do it. I don't know it.
594
00:22:18,753 --> 00:22:19,859
Oh, come on. That's not fair.
595
00:22:19,863 --> 00:22:21,527
But you... you said
that my turn would come.
596
00:22:21,531 --> 00:22:22,936
You said that this morning.
597
00:22:22,941 --> 00:22:25,608
Also, if anyone's
wondering, I don't know it.
598
00:22:25,613 --> 00:22:27,597
- So I can't do it.
- I know what I said.
599
00:22:27,602 --> 00:22:30,105
But this is a unique situation.
600
00:22:30,110 --> 00:22:33,687
And the Prince is, like, a fit man...
601
00:22:33,692 --> 00:22:35,097
Oh, just shut up, Brittney!
602
00:22:35,102 --> 00:22:36,208
You know what, Wayne said
603
00:22:36,213 --> 00:22:38,983
that this is
a gender-bending production.
604
00:22:38,988 --> 00:22:40,362
You know, I know what this is about.
605
00:22:40,366 --> 00:22:42,216
This is about what I look like, right?
606
00:22:42,539 --> 00:22:45,113
You don't want a big
girl in a lead part?
607
00:22:45,362 --> 00:22:46,535
You know, it would just
be a lot easier if you just
608
00:22:46,539 --> 00:22:48,558
came out and said it instead
of telling people that
609
00:22:48,563 --> 00:22:50,297
their turn would come and
then when their turn comes,
610
00:22:50,301 --> 00:22:53,116
being like, "Oh, yeah! Guess what?
Yeah. Still not your turn."
611
00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:54,784
And also why is no one listening to me?
612
00:22:54,789 --> 00:22:59,014
This is gonna be, like,
a tornado... of diarrhea.
613
00:22:59,019 --> 00:23:00,053
MONICA: It already is.
614
00:23:00,058 --> 00:23:02,246
This is about the right
dancer in the right part.
615
00:23:02,251 --> 00:23:03,251
Yeah, whatever.
616
00:23:03,256 --> 00:23:05,052
I'm calling it a night. Excuse me.
617
00:23:07,256 --> 00:23:09,504
- I can't.
- Yes, you can.
618
00:23:09,509 --> 00:23:12,226
You're the best dancer we've
got, so stop blubbering.
619
00:23:12,339 --> 00:23:14,574
Black Swan, new Prince, you're with me.
620
00:23:20,334 --> 00:23:22,829
[WISTFUL PIANO MUSIC]
621
00:23:22,834 --> 00:23:25,050
Hey. Hey.
622
00:23:25,055 --> 00:23:26,205
You okay?
623
00:23:26,210 --> 00:23:28,488
Look, that was messed
up back there, seriously.
624
00:23:28,493 --> 00:23:30,837
- I'm here if you wanna talk.
- No, I don't want to talk.
625
00:23:30,842 --> 00:23:33,509
I'm just gonna go upstairs
and be in bed by 11
626
00:23:33,514 --> 00:23:34,956
like I always do, so...
627
00:23:34,961 --> 00:23:36,871
Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait. Come on.
628
00:23:36,876 --> 00:23:38,358
- What are we doing?
- Come on, come on.
629
00:23:38,362 --> 00:23:39,839
We're gonna have some fun.
630
00:23:40,257 --> 00:23:43,015
Uh, a'ight, this is Chantal Lewis
631
00:23:43,020 --> 00:23:45,004
and I am Dr. Sajinder Patel.
632
00:23:45,009 --> 00:23:47,022
- Sorry we're late.
- You found the same...
633
00:23:47,027 --> 00:23:48,674
Just follow my lead, baby.
634
00:23:48,679 --> 00:23:50,435
We're crashing a dentist convention?
635
00:23:50,453 --> 00:23:53,025
Two words: open bar.
636
00:23:53,030 --> 00:23:56,210
[PASSION PIT'S COVER
OF "TONIGHT TONIGHT"]
637
00:23:56,215 --> 00:23:59,215
[SENTIMENTAL POP MUSIC]
638
00:24:00,746 --> 00:24:05,688
♪ Time is never time at all ♪
639
00:24:05,693 --> 00:24:08,636
♪ You can never ever leave ♪
640
00:24:08,992 --> 00:24:13,103
♪ Without leaving a piece of you ♪
641
00:24:13,973 --> 00:24:17,650
♪ Believe ♪
642
00:24:17,655 --> 00:24:21,081
♪ Believe in me ♪
643
00:24:21,086 --> 00:24:25,103
♪ Believe ♪
644
00:24:25,108 --> 00:24:26,985
♪ Believe ♪
645
00:24:26,990 --> 00:24:28,556
[UPLIFTING ELECTRONIC MUSIC]
646
00:24:28,561 --> 00:24:30,475
♪ That life could change ♪
647
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:33,489
♪ That you're not stuck in vain ♪
648
00:24:35,331 --> 00:24:38,906
♪ In the resolute urgency ♪
649
00:24:38,911 --> 00:24:41,579
♪ Of now
650
00:24:42,470 --> 00:24:48,173
♪ And if you believe
there's not a chance ♪
651
00:24:48,178 --> 00:24:51,846
♪ Tonight ♪
652
00:24:51,851 --> 00:24:55,110
♪ Tonight, tonight ♪
653
00:24:55,115 --> 00:24:58,908
♪ Tonight ♪
654
00:24:58,913 --> 00:25:01,914
♪ Tonight ♪
655
00:25:01,919 --> 00:25:04,178
♪ And we'll crucify ♪
656
00:25:04,183 --> 00:25:07,812
♪ The insincere tonight ♪
657
00:25:09,226 --> 00:25:11,030
♪ And we'll make things right ♪
658
00:25:11,034 --> 00:25:14,351
♪ With the moments of your life ♪
659
00:25:14,356 --> 00:25:16,701
♪ Tonight ♪
660
00:25:16,706 --> 00:25:22,085
♪ Believe in me as I believe in you ♪
661
00:25:22,286 --> 00:25:24,116
Ay, everybody, let's make some noise
662
00:25:24,121 --> 00:25:27,957
- for Dr. Chantal Lewis, DDS!
- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
663
00:25:27,962 --> 00:25:30,374
That's me. I'm Chantal Lewis.
664
00:25:30,626 --> 00:25:32,866
[GASPS, GIGGLES]
665
00:25:33,873 --> 00:25:35,547
- [MICROPHONE SQUEAKS]
- Uh, here you are...
666
00:25:35,551 --> 00:25:36,859
- GABBY: Bye!
- [LAUGHTER]
667
00:25:40,062 --> 00:25:41,952
You do realize we just gave
those dentists the best night
668
00:25:41,956 --> 00:25:43,499
of their lives, right?
669
00:25:43,947 --> 00:25:45,164
Well...
670
00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:46,301
[DRUNKEN YELLING]
671
00:25:46,306 --> 00:25:48,916
BRITTNEY: Six, seven, and a one, two...
672
00:25:48,921 --> 00:25:50,796
[DRUNKEN YELLING CONTINUES]
673
00:25:50,801 --> 00:25:52,986
You're a very tall man.
674
00:25:52,991 --> 00:25:56,369
This White Swan is also a
very bad swan because of vodka.
675
00:25:56,374 --> 00:25:58,362
But you have to come in
and learn what we're doing.
676
00:25:58,366 --> 00:25:59,446
Come on, come on. Come see how.
677
00:25:59,450 --> 00:26:01,007
- REGGIE: Coming?
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
678
00:26:01,011 --> 00:26:03,990
I'm gonna leave you to deal
with whatever all that is.
679
00:26:03,995 --> 00:26:05,484
[DRUNKEN LAUGHTER]
680
00:26:05,489 --> 00:26:06,734
Good night.
681
00:26:08,407 --> 00:26:10,680
He's not there? You mean,
he never showed up?
682
00:26:11,408 --> 00:26:12,982
[SIGHING] Oh, my God.
683
00:26:13,173 --> 00:26:14,535
Okay, do you want me to come home?
684
00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:16,329
Because I will.
685
00:26:17,845 --> 00:26:19,496
[BREATHES DEEPLY] Listen to me, honey,
686
00:26:19,501 --> 00:26:22,379
your father is having
a midlife crisis, okay?
687
00:26:22,384 --> 00:26:24,251
But we are gonna get through this.
688
00:26:24,256 --> 00:26:26,449
Yeah? Um...
689
00:26:26,454 --> 00:26:29,256
just give your sister a
big hug and a kiss for me.
690
00:26:29,261 --> 00:26:30,927
I love you.
691
00:26:31,094 --> 00:26:32,668
Okay.
692
00:26:32,681 --> 00:26:35,516
[UNSETTLING MUSIC]
693
00:26:38,709 --> 00:26:41,133
Hi! It's Julia, your wife?
694
00:26:41,138 --> 00:26:42,884
I don't know what it is
that you're pulling here,
695
00:26:42,888 --> 00:26:44,661
but if you wanna hurt me, fine.
696
00:26:44,666 --> 00:26:46,182
But do not do this to your kids!
697
00:26:46,187 --> 00:26:47,684
I want you to get your head together
698
00:26:47,688 --> 00:26:49,865
and get your ass home now.
699
00:26:53,393 --> 00:26:56,393
[INTRIGUING MUSIC]
700
00:26:58,050 --> 00:26:59,378
[WHIP SNAPS]
701
00:26:59,383 --> 00:27:01,756
- Oh, hell no.
- No, no, no.
702
00:27:01,761 --> 00:27:03,133
But please don't hang up, please.
703
00:27:03,138 --> 00:27:05,404
I just wanna talk to you. Please?
704
00:27:05,506 --> 00:27:06,974
Okay?
705
00:27:07,572 --> 00:27:09,981
Fine. It's your money.
706
00:27:10,248 --> 00:27:11,806
[RAPID KNOCKING ON DOOR]
707
00:27:11,811 --> 00:27:13,748
Yeah? Oh. Hold on.
708
00:27:16,976 --> 00:27:18,868
Cancel the performance tomorrow.
709
00:27:18,873 --> 00:27:20,392
Well, obviously that's not happening.
710
00:27:20,397 --> 00:27:21,655
Look, I did my best
711
00:27:21,660 --> 00:27:24,080
on very short notice, but
with Claude gone it's just...
712
00:27:24,085 --> 00:27:25,824
- That was a plot twist, huh?
- It's just not
713
00:27:25,828 --> 00:27:27,643
gonna be at the level
that I'm comfortable with.
714
00:27:27,647 --> 00:27:29,755
So, go on, call someone.
Tell them it's off.
715
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,294
Uh, Justin looked like
he was coming along to me,
716
00:27:31,298 --> 00:27:32,427
but what do I know?
717
00:27:32,439 --> 00:27:34,998
Justin's fine; it's the rest
of them that I'm worried about.
718
00:27:35,003 --> 00:27:38,576
You know, Sneezy, Dopey,
Dummy, Prostitute, and Terrible.
719
00:27:38,841 --> 00:27:41,894
God, you should have seen the
smirk on that cow Yulia's face
720
00:27:41,899 --> 00:27:43,349
when I saw her backstage.
721
00:27:43,354 --> 00:27:44,750
See, why do you care so much
722
00:27:44,755 --> 00:27:46,755
about what those ballet
snobs think anyway?
723
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:47,925
Ballet's elitist.
724
00:27:47,930 --> 00:27:50,482
No, it weeds out the weak.
725
00:27:50,487 --> 00:27:52,686
Because you have to be willing to suffer
726
00:27:52,691 --> 00:27:56,169
and sacrifice to make something
beautiful in this world.
727
00:27:58,798 --> 00:28:00,720
Look, I know that you
don't want to be here.
728
00:28:00,725 --> 00:28:02,241
And with your accident and
the end of your career...
729
00:28:02,245 --> 00:28:03,486
My career's not over.
730
00:28:03,491 --> 00:28:05,037
Really? Because Wayne told me
731
00:28:05,042 --> 00:28:06,632
the doctor said that if you
ever danced full-out again,
732
00:28:06,636 --> 00:28:08,292
you might walk with a limp
for the rest of your life.
733
00:28:08,296 --> 00:28:09,787
What would they know?
734
00:28:10,381 --> 00:28:13,060
You have no idea what
I've given up for ballet...
735
00:28:13,065 --> 00:28:14,966
Friends, family, love.
736
00:28:14,971 --> 00:28:16,800
Yeah, look, I get it. Life isn't fair.
737
00:28:16,805 --> 00:28:18,352
But sometimes, it surprises you.
738
00:28:18,357 --> 00:28:20,545
Right? Like, blows your
mind, for better or worse.
739
00:28:20,550 --> 00:28:23,367
And I love that. That's why
I got in this dumb business.
740
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,802
So who knows? I mean, you know,
maybe they'll be fine tomorrow.
741
00:28:27,098 --> 00:28:28,384
Maybe.
742
00:28:28,389 --> 00:28:30,076
I'd rather not be here to find out.
743
00:28:30,081 --> 00:28:32,004
Isn't sitting with discomfort the worst?
744
00:28:32,136 --> 00:28:34,876
- Vulnerability.
- Ooh, horrible.
745
00:28:39,418 --> 00:28:41,560
Oh, God, this is happening
again, isn't it?
746
00:28:42,643 --> 00:28:44,676
Oh.
747
00:28:44,681 --> 00:28:47,479
Now I get it, because
before, I just felt like...
748
00:28:47,484 --> 00:28:49,150
I just felt like you were
being a total bitch to me
749
00:28:49,154 --> 00:28:51,965
- for no reason.
- Oh, no. I had a reason, um...
750
00:28:51,970 --> 00:28:53,562
I... I just wanna understand
751
00:28:53,567 --> 00:28:56,383
what it is that he's
seeing or getting...
752
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,746
that he's not getting at home.
753
00:28:58,751 --> 00:29:00,238
There's no good answer.
754
00:29:00,243 --> 00:29:02,250
I mean, guys come to me
for all kinds of reasons.
755
00:29:02,255 --> 00:29:04,340
Most guys wanna come to...
756
00:29:04,345 --> 00:29:05,913
- Well...
- Yep.
757
00:29:06,410 --> 00:29:08,731
But some guys want to
turn me into, like...
758
00:29:08,736 --> 00:29:10,428
this life coach with benefits.
759
00:29:10,433 --> 00:29:11,930
Who tells them nothing
that they don't want to hear
760
00:29:11,934 --> 00:29:14,432
and everything that they
do. That's nice for them.
761
00:29:14,437 --> 00:29:16,121
That's why they pay.
762
00:29:16,754 --> 00:29:18,403
I'm sorry, though.
763
00:29:18,609 --> 00:29:20,109
That sucks for you, man.
764
00:29:20,585 --> 00:29:21,772
Want me to stop seeing him?
765
00:29:21,777 --> 00:29:23,518
Oh, that would be great.
766
00:29:23,523 --> 00:29:24,534
You got it.
767
00:29:24,539 --> 00:29:26,278
I hope you guys work it out.
768
00:29:26,283 --> 00:29:27,770
He's not a bad guy.
769
00:29:27,967 --> 00:29:29,314
He always asks me about my day.
770
00:29:29,319 --> 00:29:32,024
And when I told him
that I really was going
771
00:29:32,029 --> 00:29:34,269
for my life coach certificate,
he totally helped me out
772
00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:36,771
with the tuition, which was not cheap.
773
00:29:36,908 --> 00:29:39,738
- [LAUGHS] Seriously.
- I'm sorry. Excuse me?
774
00:29:41,890 --> 00:29:44,890
[PEACEFUL MUSIC]
775
00:29:50,381 --> 00:29:52,395
Oh, my God. Really, dude?
776
00:29:52,617 --> 00:29:54,972
I've sewn all my own costumes
since I was ten years old.
777
00:29:54,977 --> 00:29:56,883
I wasn't going to perform in
front of the Ballet Précis
778
00:29:56,887 --> 00:29:58,703
looking like a beggar.
779
00:29:59,830 --> 00:30:02,679
Whoa, whoa, hey. Hey,
you okay there, Princess?
780
00:30:02,874 --> 00:30:06,093
Actually, non-Princess, I feel great.
781
00:30:06,670 --> 00:30:08,414
[RETCHING]
782
00:30:08,419 --> 00:30:11,039
[COUGHING]
783
00:30:11,978 --> 00:30:14,078
Yeah, that swan ain't gonna fly.
784
00:30:14,083 --> 00:30:16,025
[VOMITS, SPITS]
785
00:30:17,055 --> 00:30:19,078
Gabby's dancing Odette today.
786
00:30:19,083 --> 00:30:21,546
Brittney, give her your headdress.
787
00:30:22,463 --> 00:30:24,296
[LIVELY MUSIC]
788
00:30:24,301 --> 00:30:25,467
Boop.
789
00:30:25,902 --> 00:30:28,624
It's a four-minute scene.
How bad could it be?
790
00:30:29,267 --> 00:30:31,342
Places, everyone.
791
00:30:31,347 --> 00:30:34,347
[LIGHT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
792
00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:21,986
So Reggie, you're not
just the evil wizard,
793
00:31:21,990 --> 00:31:23,211
you're also my father.
794
00:31:23,216 --> 00:31:24,471
We're all twisted up in this,
795
00:31:24,475 --> 00:31:26,555
like, crazy, psychosexual
gaslighting plot.
796
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:28,474
It's sick but also fierce and weird.
797
00:31:28,479 --> 00:31:30,776
So just let all that
play on your face, okay?
798
00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:32,662
Oh, I'm sorry. I had my earbuds in.
799
00:31:32,667 --> 00:31:34,058
I think this is my cue.
800
00:31:34,063 --> 00:31:35,407
I'll see you on the other side, brother.
801
00:31:35,411 --> 00:31:38,562
[ORCHESTRAL MUSIC SWELLS]
802
00:31:58,328 --> 00:31:59,821
- Dad?
- [GRUNTS]
803
00:32:01,157 --> 00:32:02,841
What are you doing?
804
00:32:02,938 --> 00:32:04,634
Lift me, lift me.
805
00:32:05,025 --> 00:32:06,450
[BOTH GRUNT]
806
00:32:06,455 --> 00:32:07,477
Focus.
807
00:32:07,482 --> 00:32:08,868
Give me back my $10,000.
808
00:32:08,873 --> 00:32:10,290
That's not how capitalism works.
809
00:32:10,295 --> 00:32:12,887
[ALL GRUMBLING AT ONCE]
810
00:32:12,892 --> 00:32:14,374
[MOUTHING WORDS]
811
00:32:15,206 --> 00:32:16,873
Go. Go.
812
00:32:16,878 --> 00:32:18,766
- Look at me.
- You know what...
813
00:32:18,771 --> 00:32:20,023
this is unbelievable.
814
00:32:20,028 --> 00:32:22,545
[OVERLAPPING MURMURING]
815
00:32:43,220 --> 00:32:46,220
[APPLAUSE]
816
00:32:50,558 --> 00:32:51,833
JUSTIN: Dad?
817
00:32:53,009 --> 00:32:54,396
Hey.
818
00:32:54,775 --> 00:32:55,785
Dad.
819
00:32:55,790 --> 00:32:57,134
What the hell are you doing here?
820
00:32:57,728 --> 00:32:59,734
They said you wanted to talk.
821
00:33:00,056 --> 00:33:02,260
Look, we can catch up afterwards, huh?
822
00:33:02,265 --> 00:33:03,340
I didn't say that.
823
00:33:03,345 --> 00:33:04,404
And you already ruined the show.
824
00:33:04,408 --> 00:33:06,738
[SARCASTICALLY] Oh, yeah.
Everything is my fault.
825
00:33:06,743 --> 00:33:08,693
- Were you about to leave?
- Yeah, I was gonna leave.
826
00:33:08,697 --> 00:33:10,973
Looks like you all need
a little more practice.
827
00:33:10,978 --> 00:33:12,762
Sir, for your information,
828
00:33:12,767 --> 00:33:14,723
your son is very gifted, okay?
829
00:33:14,728 --> 00:33:16,803
And the word is rehearsal.
830
00:33:16,808 --> 00:33:19,142
Can you just... You're not helping.
831
00:33:20,376 --> 00:33:22,087
You are unbelievable.
832
00:33:22,092 --> 00:33:23,774
You haven't talked to me in years.
833
00:33:24,327 --> 00:33:25,583
It's really easy for
you to just cut people
834
00:33:25,587 --> 00:33:26,830
out of your life like
it's nothing, right?
835
00:33:26,834 --> 00:33:28,607
- You kicked me out of the house...
- That's not what happened,
836
00:33:28,611 --> 00:33:29,929
and stop being so damn dramatic.
837
00:33:29,933 --> 00:33:30,954
- Dramatic?
- No.
838
00:33:30,959 --> 00:33:32,127
The Lions were on the damn three.
839
00:33:32,131 --> 00:33:34,704
It wasn't about the stupid Lions.
840
00:33:34,954 --> 00:33:36,567
Do you hear how crazy you sound?
841
00:33:36,572 --> 00:33:37,604
And I'm not even gonna talk about Mom.
842
00:33:37,608 --> 00:33:38,938
Don't you bring your mother into this.
843
00:33:38,942 --> 00:33:40,275
She was sick.
844
00:33:40,441 --> 00:33:42,815
And you left her alone
in that place to die.
845
00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:44,595
She was not alone!
846
00:33:45,734 --> 00:33:47,926
She just didn't want me there.
847
00:33:48,882 --> 00:33:50,790
She was with that...
848
00:33:51,372 --> 00:33:53,501
that... that damn woman.
849
00:33:55,502 --> 00:33:57,669
Just do the math, son!
850
00:33:59,053 --> 00:34:00,744
You mean Tracy?
851
00:34:01,465 --> 00:34:02,465
Yeah.
852
00:34:02,850 --> 00:34:05,567
That's who your mother wanted
to be with in her final days.
853
00:34:05,572 --> 00:34:07,207
Hey, hey, hey, what's up, family?
854
00:34:07,212 --> 00:34:08,560
- Who wants a selfie, man?
- [LAUGHING] Hey, man!
855
00:34:08,564 --> 00:34:10,270
Hey, man! What's up, brother?
856
00:34:10,275 --> 00:34:12,216
- Hey! [LAUGHING]
- You know, why don't you
857
00:34:12,221 --> 00:34:13,895
just adopt him while you're at it, Dad?
858
00:34:13,900 --> 00:34:15,801
- Hey, Justin, come on...
- Screw this.
859
00:34:15,806 --> 00:34:17,134
Hey.
860
00:34:17,139 --> 00:34:18,736
Come on. Let's get one.
861
00:34:18,741 --> 00:34:20,759
[SOMBER MUSIC]
862
00:34:23,418 --> 00:34:25,154
Justin, come on, man. Slow down.
863
00:34:25,159 --> 00:34:26,396
I'm not talking about this on camera.
864
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:27,987
Look, I'm sorry that
happened back there, okay?
865
00:34:27,991 --> 00:34:29,273
I am, but let's talk about it.
866
00:34:29,278 --> 00:34:30,341
You arranged the whole thing...
867
00:34:30,345 --> 00:34:32,004
Alan, I'll punch you in the face.
868
00:34:32,009 --> 00:34:33,847
I really thought that it
would be a heartfelt reunion.
869
00:34:33,851 --> 00:34:35,834
I really did... come on, hey,
we already shot the fight.
870
00:34:35,838 --> 00:34:37,892
That's in the can. I just
wanna hear your story.
871
00:34:37,897 --> 00:34:39,503
- That's all I want.
- He's a dick!
872
00:34:39,508 --> 00:34:41,191
- That's it.
- Okay.
873
00:34:41,431 --> 00:34:42,764
Okay.
874
00:34:42,769 --> 00:34:44,207
I had three older brothers.
875
00:34:44,212 --> 00:34:47,587
They all played sports.
They work with my dad.
876
00:34:48,189 --> 00:34:52,032
And I came along, and I...
I'm a weird little dancer dude.
877
00:34:52,126 --> 00:34:55,110
And my mom, she played the piano.
878
00:34:55,115 --> 00:34:56,632
She loved music.
879
00:34:56,859 --> 00:34:58,116
She always encouraged me
880
00:34:58,135 --> 00:34:59,799
even though my dad
thought I was a freak.
881
00:35:00,345 --> 00:35:03,220
I think she knew who I
was before I did, you know?
882
00:35:03,784 --> 00:35:05,379
She sounds like an amazing woman.
883
00:35:05,384 --> 00:35:06,572
Yeah.
884
00:35:07,499 --> 00:35:08,899
Who was Tracy?
885
00:35:09,204 --> 00:35:10,759
She was my mom's best friend.
886
00:35:11,962 --> 00:35:13,915
I guess more than a friend.
887
00:35:15,649 --> 00:35:17,665
That's crazy. How did I not know that?
888
00:35:17,670 --> 00:35:19,893
It sounds like your
dad's feelings about you
889
00:35:19,898 --> 00:35:21,156
are all sort of tangled up
890
00:35:21,161 --> 00:35:23,150
with his feelings about your mom, right?
891
00:35:23,155 --> 00:35:24,538
JUSTIN: I guess so.
892
00:35:25,322 --> 00:35:28,223
But she's dead! And we're still here.
893
00:35:30,085 --> 00:35:32,919
I just... I wanna hear
him say, "Good job."
894
00:35:36,928 --> 00:35:39,320
I want my dad to see me
dance and say, you know,
895
00:35:39,325 --> 00:35:40,908
"You're amazing."
896
00:35:41,986 --> 00:35:43,895
You know? "That was awesome."
897
00:35:43,900 --> 00:35:45,697
Everybody wants that from their parents.
898
00:35:45,699 --> 00:35:47,590
And if they won't say it or they...
899
00:35:47,809 --> 00:35:51,894
can't say it, then you need
to find the people who will.
900
00:35:53,062 --> 00:35:54,653
So I'll start.
901
00:35:55,025 --> 00:35:57,174
Justin, you're an amazing dancer.
902
00:35:57,542 --> 00:36:00,431
And I cannot wait for
the world to meet you.
903
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,859
Thank you.
904
00:36:03,864 --> 00:36:05,306
Let's do this.
905
00:36:06,883 --> 00:36:08,732
Go after him.
906
00:36:12,466 --> 00:36:13,919
JESSICA: How did that go?
907
00:36:14,367 --> 00:36:16,208
It, uh...
908
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,268
it didn't go so good.
909
00:36:18,794 --> 00:36:21,104
Maybe I... I shouldn't
have taken the selfie.
910
00:36:21,109 --> 00:36:22,646
I don't know.
911
00:36:23,456 --> 00:36:25,681
But, uh...
912
00:36:26,131 --> 00:36:27,201
yeah.
913
00:36:27,584 --> 00:36:29,221
He's looking good, though.
914
00:36:29,226 --> 00:36:32,118
And he's playing the...
He's playing the Prince.
915
00:36:32,287 --> 00:36:33,701
JESSICA: Yeah.
916
00:36:34,487 --> 00:36:36,061
My boy is playing the Prince.
917
00:36:36,066 --> 00:36:39,642
And that's, like, the big, main
part of the whole thing, right?
918
00:36:39,883 --> 00:36:41,060
JESSICA: That's right.
919
00:36:41,065 --> 00:36:43,491
[DANCE MUSIC BUMPING]
920
00:36:43,496 --> 00:36:45,138
[GASPS] Are you okay?
921
00:36:46,211 --> 00:36:47,465
I'm all right.
922
00:36:47,709 --> 00:36:48,802
What's going on?
923
00:36:48,807 --> 00:36:52,244
Well, I think it's safe to
say that you had a tough day
924
00:36:52,249 --> 00:36:53,834
and I think everyone did.
925
00:36:53,839 --> 00:36:56,564
You know, I thought it would be
fun to have a few people over.
926
00:36:56,569 --> 00:36:58,920
But now it's kind of just
turning into a whole thing.
927
00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:00,275
[LAUGHTER]
928
00:37:01,804 --> 00:37:03,615
♪ Yo, I'm on fire ♪
929
00:37:03,620 --> 00:37:05,665
♪ People go ahead and drink up ♪
930
00:37:05,670 --> 00:37:07,742
♪ Get in the club, get [...] up ♪
931
00:37:07,747 --> 00:37:09,504
♪ See me, you got me lucked up ♪
932
00:37:09,508 --> 00:37:11,677
♪ Someone to touch your rubber ♪
933
00:37:11,682 --> 00:37:13,932
♪ Show me some love,
strip off your clothes ♪
934
00:37:13,937 --> 00:37:15,328
♪ And take off your socks ♪
935
00:37:15,333 --> 00:37:17,416
Finally! Take two. They're small.
936
00:37:17,421 --> 00:37:19,188
- Cheers!
- Cheers.
937
00:37:19,193 --> 00:37:20,834
♪ The party's jumping ♪
938
00:37:20,839 --> 00:37:22,666
♪ I see something fine ♪
939
00:37:22,671 --> 00:37:24,504
♪ Boy, I wanna kiss you ♪
940
00:37:24,523 --> 00:37:26,834
♪ But I'm just too shy
941
00:37:26,865 --> 00:37:29,500
Okay. Now the party's starting.
942
00:37:29,505 --> 00:37:30,952
♪ Let me wear you out ♪
943
00:37:30,957 --> 00:37:33,176
♪ Here's a glass of orange juice ♪
944
00:37:33,181 --> 00:37:35,185
[LAUGHTER]
945
00:37:35,190 --> 00:37:36,863
♪ The music's bangin' ♪
946
00:37:36,868 --> 00:37:38,293
♪ Way down in my soul ♪
947
00:37:38,298 --> 00:37:40,867
♪ When you dance behind me ♪
948
00:37:40,872 --> 00:37:42,372
♪ I lose all control ♪
949
00:37:42,377 --> 00:37:46,266
♪ Make me grind my hips,
make me move my waist ♪
950
00:37:46,271 --> 00:37:50,210
♪ When the music come on,
you take my breath away ♪
951
00:37:50,215 --> 00:37:52,037
♪ This is for my people ♪
952
00:37:52,042 --> 00:37:53,697
♪ My party people ♪
953
00:37:53,702 --> 00:37:55,866
♪ This is for my people ♪
954
00:37:55,871 --> 00:37:57,628
♪ My party people ♪
955
00:37:57,633 --> 00:37:59,703
- ♪ Come on ♪
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
956
00:37:59,708 --> 00:38:01,313
Come on, Julia.
957
00:38:01,318 --> 00:38:03,801
- ♪ Come on ♪
- [CHANTING] Julia, Julia!
958
00:38:03,806 --> 00:38:05,880
Julia! Yeah!
959
00:38:05,885 --> 00:38:08,547
♪ Come here, baby,
grab me from the back ♪
960
00:38:08,552 --> 00:38:10,139
♪ Baby, you the mack and you know that ♪
961
00:38:10,143 --> 00:38:12,305
♪ Put the needle on
the track, skip that ♪
962
00:38:12,310 --> 00:38:13,663
♪ Flip that, bring the beat back ♪
963
00:38:13,667 --> 00:38:16,053
♪ Freak that, come here,
baby, grab me from the back ♪
964
00:38:16,058 --> 00:38:18,221
♪ Baby, you the mack,
and you know that ♪
965
00:38:18,226 --> 00:38:20,696
♪ Put the needle on the
track, skip that, flip that ♪
966
00:38:20,701 --> 00:38:22,357
♪ Bring the beat back ♪
967
00:38:22,614 --> 00:38:26,171
♪ I'm at the bar now,
and I'm buying drinks ♪
968
00:38:26,176 --> 00:38:27,898
♪ And I got this feeling ♪
969
00:38:27,903 --> 00:38:29,733
♪ And it's all over me ♪
970
00:38:29,738 --> 00:38:32,569
♪ I wanna dance with you ♪
971
00:38:32,574 --> 00:38:34,240
♪ And lick your face ♪
972
00:38:34,259 --> 00:38:35,848
♪ Take me on the dance floor ♪
973
00:38:35,853 --> 00:38:37,662
♪ To feel some ecstasy ♪
974
00:38:37,667 --> 00:38:39,667
♪ The vibe is right now ♪
975
00:38:39,672 --> 00:38:41,912
♪ And I'm 'bout to score ♪
976
00:38:41,917 --> 00:38:44,005
♪ Mr. DJ can you ♪
977
00:38:44,010 --> 00:38:45,749
♪ Play this joint once more ♪
978
00:38:45,754 --> 00:38:47,921
♪ 'Cause I see the man I want ♪
979
00:38:47,939 --> 00:38:49,576
Get in there!
980
00:38:50,072 --> 00:38:52,180
♪ Look him right in his face and say ♪
981
00:38:52,185 --> 00:38:53,440
♪ Dance with me ♪
982
00:38:53,445 --> 00:38:55,534
♪ This is for my people ♪
983
00:38:55,539 --> 00:38:57,355
♪ My party people ♪
984
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,509
♪ This is for my people ♪
985
00:38:59,514 --> 00:39:01,098
♪ My party people ♪
986
00:39:01,103 --> 00:39:02,769
♪ Come on ♪
987
00:39:02,774 --> 00:39:05,936
ALL: [CHANTING] Justin! Justin! Justin!
988
00:39:05,941 --> 00:39:09,084
Justin! Justin! Justin!
989
00:39:19,693 --> 00:39:20,766
Hey.
990
00:39:20,778 --> 00:39:22,220
Yes? What is it?
991
00:39:22,623 --> 00:39:24,130
I want to be good.
992
00:39:24,135 --> 00:39:27,124
I wanna be better than good.
993
00:39:27,129 --> 00:39:28,528
I wanna kill it.
994
00:39:30,695 --> 00:39:32,344
I'll do whatever you tell me.
995
00:39:32,349 --> 00:39:33,742
Good.
996
00:39:34,216 --> 00:39:37,037
I'm gonna work you so hard,
you'll wish you were dead.
997
00:39:38,294 --> 00:39:40,913
[OPTIMISTIC MUSIC]
998
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,357
Okay. You gonna do this?
999
00:39:48,081 --> 00:39:49,890
All right. Go on then.
1000
00:39:56,249 --> 00:39:58,746
We're done. All right.
1001
00:39:59,092 --> 00:40:00,508
So now, just because
it doesn't hurt anymore
1002
00:40:00,512 --> 00:40:02,268
doesn't mean you're not still injured.
1003
00:40:02,273 --> 00:40:03,829
So take it easy, eh?
1004
00:40:03,834 --> 00:40:04,994
If I wanted medical advice,
1005
00:40:04,999 --> 00:40:06,617
I would have gone to a better doctor.
1006
00:40:06,622 --> 00:40:07,713
Fair enough.
1007
00:40:07,718 --> 00:40:11,171
[MUSIC FROM SWAN LAKE PLAYING]
1008
00:40:16,635 --> 00:40:18,450
The White Swan lives.
1009
00:40:19,195 --> 00:40:20,674
Wanna grab a drink sometime?
1010
00:40:20,679 --> 00:40:22,012
Get out and drop dead.
1011
00:40:32,131 --> 00:40:34,259
WAYNE: So Gabby...
1012
00:40:34,634 --> 00:40:36,212
Uh, yeah?
1013
00:40:36,821 --> 00:40:39,954
We know yesterday's
performance was challenging.
1014
00:40:39,959 --> 00:40:41,520
That's one way to put it.
1015
00:40:41,525 --> 00:40:42,887
MONICA: But I must admit,
1016
00:40:42,892 --> 00:40:44,554
you stepped into a difficult role
1017
00:40:44,559 --> 00:40:45,954
and kept your poise
1018
00:40:45,965 --> 00:40:47,832
when everything else was falling apart.
1019
00:40:47,837 --> 00:40:51,875
We also heard that you
instigated a little party
1020
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:53,650
that boosted group morale.
1021
00:40:53,655 --> 00:40:55,481
That is leadership.
1022
00:40:55,486 --> 00:40:57,973
Now, I was against this absurd
car competition from the start
1023
00:40:57,978 --> 00:40:59,098
because it runs counter
1024
00:40:59,103 --> 00:41:01,223
to everything we are trying to do here.
1025
00:41:01,228 --> 00:41:03,481
- That stays in the cut, Nick.
- Sure.
1026
00:41:03,486 --> 00:41:06,817
But you impressed the hell
out of the Ballet Précis
1027
00:41:06,822 --> 00:41:09,987
as well as myself, so this
Ford Mustang convertible...
1028
00:41:10,007 --> 00:41:11,748
is yours.
1029
00:41:11,918 --> 00:41:13,861
No way.
1030
00:41:13,866 --> 00:41:15,650
Yes way.
1031
00:41:16,751 --> 00:41:18,754
Uh, reset. We're gonna do that again.
1032
00:41:18,759 --> 00:41:20,947
You're still super excited, okay?
1033
00:41:20,952 --> 00:41:22,840
- Yes... way.
- Throw the key.
1034
00:41:22,845 --> 00:41:24,769
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
1035
00:41:27,942 --> 00:41:29,684
Hey, good job, girl.
1036
00:41:29,689 --> 00:41:32,027
[ALL MURMURING HAPPILY]
1037
00:41:36,481 --> 00:41:37,573
Hi.
1038
00:41:37,578 --> 00:41:38,927
Hey.
1039
00:41:39,508 --> 00:41:41,387
So Mike, would you ever wanna...
1040
00:41:41,392 --> 00:41:43,426
Boom! Check it out.
1041
00:41:43,431 --> 00:41:45,012
Paige texted.
1042
00:41:45,017 --> 00:41:47,665
She wants me to come
over and fix her oven.
1043
00:41:47,852 --> 00:41:49,799
Do you wanna fix her oven?
1044
00:41:50,117 --> 00:41:51,462
Selfie worked.
1045
00:41:51,950 --> 00:41:54,604
You're a genius, Paula. Seriously.
1046
00:41:54,827 --> 00:41:56,387
- Wow.
- That's me.
1047
00:41:56,392 --> 00:41:58,150
I'm a genius.
1048
00:41:58,925 --> 00:42:00,747
I know that you are still
the accountant for both of us,
1049
00:42:00,751 --> 00:42:02,337
but can you please help me out here?
1050
00:42:02,342 --> 00:42:03,939
- Come on.
- I can try.
1051
00:42:03,944 --> 00:42:05,184
What is happening with him?
1052
00:42:05,189 --> 00:42:06,708
He was supposed to spend
the night with the two girls
1053
00:42:06,712 --> 00:42:07,952
last night and he never shows up.
1054
00:42:07,956 --> 00:42:09,620
So Lord knows where he
was, what he was doing,
1055
00:42:09,624 --> 00:42:10,856
who he was with.
1056
00:42:10,861 --> 00:42:12,125
- I know where.
- Oh, do you?
1057
00:42:12,130 --> 00:42:14,618
I'm so glad everyone knows
more about my husband than I do.
1058
00:42:14,623 --> 00:42:16,910
- Where the hell was he?
- Costa Rica, apparently.
1059
00:42:16,915 --> 00:42:18,071
- What?
- He bought a ticket
1060
00:42:18,075 --> 00:42:21,295
on a flight that left last
night, but honestly, Julia,
1061
00:42:21,664 --> 00:42:22,996
you've got bigger problems.
1062
00:42:23,001 --> 00:42:25,579
Lay it on me, 'cause I can
handle just about anything now.
1063
00:42:25,584 --> 00:42:27,374
Have you checked your
bank balance lately?
1064
00:42:27,548 --> 00:42:29,501
Oh, he did not.
1065
00:42:30,574 --> 00:42:33,575
[LIGHT MUSIC]
1066
00:42:36,932 --> 00:42:38,599
[SQUEALS QUIETLY]
1067
00:42:47,829 --> 00:42:49,601
- [GASPS]
- You're gonna pay for this.
1068
00:42:49,606 --> 00:42:51,009
Pay for what?
1069
00:42:51,793 --> 00:42:53,382
You're the one who got drunk, dummy.
1070
00:42:53,387 --> 00:42:54,613
Still.
1071
00:42:54,618 --> 00:42:57,258
This isn't over.
1072
00:42:57,263 --> 00:42:58,947
I'm still the White Swan.
1073
00:42:59,098 --> 00:43:01,950
Okay, White Swan.
1074
00:43:02,322 --> 00:43:03,815
I'm going.
1075
00:43:03,820 --> 00:43:07,013
[HEAVY POP MUSIC PLAYING]
1076
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:23,719
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