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Episode 1

Both of you must remember

Emotions are dangerous

It is the scariest poison in the world.

People are indulged by it and cannot remove themselves from it

Only when you remove your emotions

Do you understand?

Teacher, are men really that scary?

They are like flood waters and predators.

They are the origin of pain. They are like flood waters and predators.

They are the origin of pain.

Teacher Qiu was taken advantage of by a man.

That's why she was hurt for the rest of her life.

Thus, both of you are not allowed to leave Ancient Tomb Sect forever.

Yes, I want to.

Yes.

The first time I heard about love

was the story about Founder Qiu and a man.

It was said that they were in love was the story about Founder Qiu and a man.

It was said that they were in love

but the man refused to marry her.

Subsequently that man made a bet with her.

If she win, the man will stay and marry her

and will never leave here.

If she lost, she would never bother him again.

I don't know if that man really loved her. If she lost, she would never bother him again.

I don't know if that man really loved her.

I only know that in the end , he still chose to leave.

A long, long time ago, Teacher told me that

Founder Liu had a very nice name. It was Lin Chao Ying.

And the man who left her, his name was Wang Chong Yang.

Sister, what are you doing?

Sister, you are a good girl.

Would you like to try the candy from out there?

Would like to play with a windmill that could turn?

I want to.

But these are only things in Granny Sun's stories.

Sister, have you seen it?

Right outside the Ancient Tomb is a colorful world

They have everything there.

Moreover, it's a hundred or thousand times more than here. They have everything there.

Moreover, it's a hundred or thousand times more than here.

Even though I haven't seen it before

But Sister, listen to me.

Don't ask or say anything.

When that time comes, I will bring back the fun stuff and nice food.

Mo Chou, Xiao Long Niiu. What's wrong?

It's late. Why aren't you sleeping yet?

Granny Sun.

Look, I have many little red spots on my body and face.

I don't know why either.

It could be that it went wrong when I doing my martial arts training.

You were doing fine, what went wrong?

The inner energy force arts of our Ancient Tomb Sect requires us to keep our emotions calm. Little love & little sadness or anger.

When you have gotten to a certain level

Not only will you be immune from illness, you youthful look will also prolong.

I don't know why you have red spots on your face.

Ask your Teacher.

But your teacher already went into retreat to practice the Jade Maiden Manual

She won't be out for two to three months.

Granny Sun, don't ever tell my Teacher.

You should know that when I'm practising my martial arts, I like to do things on my own.

Hoping to come up with something new.

If my Teacher finds out, she will definitely punish me.

I know that you are smart

but the Ancient Tomb sect martial arts was passed down by Founder Liu.

Even if you are talented, you would still need to wait for twenty or thirty years later

Only then can you hope to exceed your teacher

You should diligently practise your martial art skills.

Yes.

That's why I hope that I can also retreat to practice

to sort out all the skills I've learned these years

I want to give Teacher a surprise when she comes out of retreat

and let her be happy.

So I hope Granny Sun that you can be understanding

You've proven yourself worthy with these ideas

Okay. Starting from tomorrow,

Granny will have the food deliver to your door everyday.

You, just like a hermit, continue to concentrate on your training.

Thank you, Granny Sun.

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Okay, with it, all would be perfect.

Sister, you lied to Granny Sun.

Be good. Starting from now, I'm going down the mountain to see the outside world.

Help me to eat the three regular meals every day.

No one will suspect anything this way.

As long as you can do it, I will bring back lots of fun stuff and nice food for you to eat

But Teacher said that we can never leave Ancient Tomb sect.

It will be bad if you bump into a man.

Silly girl.

You should listen to everything that Teacher says but that doesn't mean you should follow it.

Teacher says these thing based on what happened to the Founder. You should listen to everything that Teacher says but that doesn't mean you should follow it.

Teacher says these thing based on what happened to the Founder.

She has never left here too.

To add further, Found Liu is the only person to have met a bad man.

It can't mean that all men in the world are bad?

I won't say anymore. You won't understand if I tell you further.

I'm going down the mountain now.

My sister's name is Li Mo Chou.

Her teacher gave her this name.

Mo Chou, Mo Chou.

It's so that she will never have worries

It's her fat that her last name is Li

Li for "leave".

Mo Chou, once she leaves, she will be depressed.

Many years later, thinking back about it,

Teacher Li's departure from Ancient Tomb sect was the start of a beginning.

Dolls

Miss, come and take a look.

It's so crowded and noisy.

They still say that it's scary out here but it's really fun.

Actually, it was not fun for Teacher.

The outside world is so much fun.

Fortunately, I didn't listen to Teacher.

If not, I wouldn't have come out here.

Come and take a look.

Those who have money, bring some up. Those who don't have money, bring someone up.

Come and take a look.

Well done!

I came from the south, going toward the north. All heroes and good people.

As the saying goes.

You rely on your parents when you are at home and your friends when you are outside.

Us brothers are people who hold swords. We are going to borrow this place.

I'm going to start my performance today.

Give everyone a look at the famous style

-Tia Jao Shen Gong

Great!

Everyone, this is a cauldron of hot oil.

Which hero

dares to put your hand in there?

Everyone, take a look.

If it wasn't for my internal chi

would I be able to put my hands in there without getting burnt?

Please donate generously.

Thank you.

Thank you, Big Brother.

Amazing.

Miss. Why did you watch the martial art display without giving any money?

First, I don't have any money.

Second, you are con men. Why should I pay?

Bullshit. Are you saying that he's a con man?

I can't be bothered with you.

Don't leave. Make yourself clear.

Lady everyone is from Jiang Hu how can you be so impolite?

If you say that my martial art is a trick, put your hand in there then.

Do it.

Okay then.

Since you told me to do it, I will then.

Big Brother, this woman...

- What should we do? - Let's take a look first.

It's okay.

Frankly, everyone has been tricked by them.

This is not a real cauldron of oil at all.

But a small bit of oil with a large portion of vinegar.

Vinegar is heavier than oil. So it sink beneath the oil.

And when you started the fire, the vinegar will evaporate before the oil.

At this time, you will see the bubbles.

So it looks like the top layer of oil is bubbling.

Actually, the oil is not boiling hot. It's only lukewarm.

Take a look.

She's fine.

If you don't believe me, you can take a sniff. This is clearly the smell of vinegar.

Rotten wench.

What are you doing? Get lost!

- Leave. The show has ended. - Dare to trick us? Let's teach them a lesson now.

You were the first to trick them and you are going to beat them up?

Not only will I beat you. I will catch you and send you to the brothel.

So, men are actually bad people.

Don't blame me then.

Dare to scare me? Serves you right

Big Brother, why are there so many corpses?

A deadly poisonous hidden weapon!

Looks like the monster killer is still in the vicinity. Let's go after her. If not, we wouldn't be able to secure her.

Chase!

Where did female monster go?

Kill!

You don't even know your ability.

I have been living with the Ancient Tomb sect since I was young.

She has never met anyone.

In her world, it's, frankly, not a big deal to kill anyone.

Not long after that, the people of the Martial Arts world gave her the nickname

Red Practice Fairy

Recently in the Martial Arts World, there is nothing evil that this female monster won't do!

She kills without reasoning.

We faced her twice and lost many of our brothers.

Those who are alive are also gravely injured.

Not only was her hidden weapons are poisonous, her martial arts moves are weird.

And her qing gong skills is unimaginable good.

What is her name?

She is from the Ancient Tomb sect.

She called something, Red Practice Fairy, Li Mo Chou.

But we have never heard of this sect.

We are here at the Lu family's home

We want to ask the old Master of the mansion to come out and deal with this female monster.

The sword skill of the Lu Family great. You will definitely succeed.

Lord Lu.

They have already finished drinking their teas and ate their snacks.

Please invite Senior Lu to come out.

I'm afraid it would be hard for all of you to see my father.

My father has passed away 2 months ago.

Don't tell me you didn't know?

What?

The Old Master of the Mansion has passed away? What? What should we do?

Could it be that Jiang Nan Hu Ling going to have another catastrophic event?

No one else can handle this female monster?

If not then,

Among the 5 Greats, Eastern Heretic, Western Venom, Southern Emperor, and Northern Beggar

4 of them are still alive.

Even though Central Imp and Reverend Chongyang are gone

But Taoist Qiu and all the other taoist of the Quanzhen Sect are still here.

How can you say there is no one who can capture her?

Those elders and great heroes travels and don't stay put in one place.

Where should we go to find them? Even if we found them, they are like "Water from a far", cannot put out a fire at hand.

Okay.

Since the situation is this urgent, then I will come help.

and put this female monster under control, okay?

With my martial arts skill, I could only withstand up to 10 strikes.

You can't even withstand 3 strikes from me! What are you using to fight against her?

Don't waste your life foolishly.

Brother,

The winner has not been confirmed.

Why did you say that?

Then I really want to see what other methods you have.

There is no Ancient Tomb Sect in Jiang Hu.

We came here to Jiang Nan Lu Mansion to ask the Old Master Lu to come out from seclusion.

Don't move, everyone.

I still have 2 triggers on this thing.

I don't even have to use my hands to touch it,

and it could shot 108 silver needles.

Let me ask you all

is my skill

enough to take care of this female monster?

So you wanted to trick the female monster to your livingroom

and then use this trap to capture her?

No.

Come, take a seat first.

Sit down first.

Do I need to trick her here?

I could capture her at any place.

You need to know that in Jiang Hu

having the greatest martial arts skills is not the only way to win.

Planning and wisdom is the most precious and main way.

Then, what you are trying to say is...

When there is a will there is a way.

I have already been out here for a few days. Where should I go next for fun?

Who are you?

Why do you keep following me?

Me?

Do you anyone else here?

Why would I be following you?

The road leads to the heavens, you go your way and I go my way.

Right now you are going this way and I am also going this way.

How could you say that I'm following you?

Do you like me?

I know that I'm good looking.

Many women likes me in Jiang Nan.

But looking at you, you seem to be my taste.

But

you need to be a bit warmer. You are too fierce now.

If you keep talking nonsense, I will kill you.

You must not be so fierce.

Men don't like fierce women.

A maiden must be warmer.

You look much better this way.

I will kill you.

Li Mo Chou!

Are they looking for you?

Where are you running to?

The things you received is worth the work of breaking down the tower and the wall.

Li Mo Chou. We have been looking hard for you.

Buddies, attack!

Attack!

Sirs, I think you got the wrong person.

How could she be Li Mo Chou? She's my wife.

We were only just having a tiff and were getting ready to go home.

Isn't that so, dear? Give me a kiss.

This is my first kiss.

It's four against one.

I am trying to save you. It's better to lost a little bit. (meaning her first kiss.)

Who told you to do that?

I'm not afraid of anything. Aren't they seeking death instead?

I didn't know that you are so highly skilled in martial arts.

I was worried about you for no reasons.

But you didn't need to kill them all.

Today, you have

molested me. I should have killed you with them.

but

looking at how kindhearted you are, I will spare your life.

Just leave.

I don't want to see you again.

Miss.

Jiang Nan is so big. If there isn't anyone to show you around,

I'm afraid that you will get lost.

You definitely have not tried this noodle.

You definitely haven't eaten steamed dumplings.

Have you also eaten chicken dumplings with noodles?

By the way,

There is also Lake Tai.

That place is really pretty.

So how?

Are you moved?

If you want to have a bit of fun,

I will keep you company.

If you don't want to go, I will go on my own then.

Bye.

Come back.

If they are not as good as you said, I will kill you.

The buns are here.

They are freshly made buns.

It's so crowded.

Of course, the buns here are famous.

Have a bit and I guarantee that you won't be able to forget it.

There are seats there.

This...

- These seats are clearly ours. - But I already sat down.

Boss, bring two servings here.

If you are unreasonable, I will kill you!

If you want to eat the buns, be happy. Must you do this?

But they have gone overboard.

I will do some magic for you.

Magic?

Butterflies!

Butterflies!

Butterflies!

Look, over there.

The colour is so beautiful.

Come with me.

What's going on? Why did they turn into stones?

We didn't even eat the buns. How did you bring me here?

Take a look and see what this is.

How did you do that?

I'm not telling you. Buns must be eaten hot before it get cold.

I won't be shy then.

You must take a big bit when you are eating buns. If not, you won't taste it. Look at me.

So how?

It's delicious.

It's actually different.

You are not bad.

Of course. Do you still need to say that?

But

my teacher said

men are like flood water and birds of prey. They are the worst.

Your teacher must have never have contact with other people.

How did you know?

Because there are all kinds of men.

He can each a prune and withstand it's sourness.

What good qualities do men have then?

There are many. They can comfort women.

When women are being bullied, they can protect them.

I don't need protection from rotten men.

What are you doing? Be careful.

And also...

when women are hurt, men can help them to soothe the pain.

You are really pretty.

Man.

What is your name?

Lu Zhang Yuan.

My name is Li Mo Chou.

Mo Chou?

This is a nice name.

Now that you have met me, starting from now, I won't let you be depressed.

You are a liar.

My teacher said that all men are liars.

Didn't I just told you that it was because your Teacher has never had any contact with other people?

Look into my eyes.

Do you think I'm lying?

You have such small eyes.

There is a beautiful woman in my eyes, okay?

A person lived their whole life is to find their other half.

and face difficulties and look ahead together.

When the weather is cold, they would hug each other for warmth.

When the weather is warm, you can mend clothes for each other.

Used happiness to easy each other's worries.

Used the body to support each other's heart and soul.

Mo Chou

Have you even seen your teacher smile?

Perhaps, your teacher has never experienced such real happiness.

Hence, I hope that you won't be like her.

I like to see you smile.

Because when you smile,

it looks really pretty.

But...

There is nothing of this sort.

If you don't believe me this time,

it will be too late when you choose to believe me.

God will not that easily

send you to me.

Of course,

if you do mind, then I will respect that.

I...

I didn't mind.

Hurry! Let's go see! -Faster! -Wait for me!

Do you want to see it?

Let's go.

Take a look.

Everyone, come here and take a look.

Dear everyone.

Here in the past years on the 7th, it is the men who fight to get the lantern for his lover.

I'm going to change the rule today.

What are you going to change?

What I'm going to change? Stay here and watch.

This belt was given by the past emperor to the first governor scholar from our area.

All the scholars afterward envy this belt.

Today, I brought this belt to and invite the ladies to display their skills.

And compete for this grand prize for their loved one.

Great!

Come, which maiden would like to try?

Come.

This belt look quite pretty.

You like it?

I will get it for you.

Hold it!

Miss. You must do it on your own. You can't use martial arts.

I can't use martial arts?

Okay then. Can we start now?

How do you expect me to believe you if you said that you will not use martial arts?

- Unless you... - Unless what?

I have heard that if the acupressure point are blocked, those who have martial art skills

cannot use their power.

I don't know if it is true or not. Unless you block your acupressure point yourself.

I will believe it then.

Okay. I will give in to this.

Looks like this person's character is not that bad, at least to me.

I will block it.

Take it slow!

Are you crazy?

What if you run into your enemies?

That won't happen. I only want to make you happy.

Actually, I don't really care for this belt.

Let's go.

But...

This...

- Let's go. - I haven't gotten it yet.

How could they leave?

You were quite happy earlier. How come all of a sudden you are not?

Your teacher is right.

Men are not good creatures.

Why are you suddenly saying this?

I only wanted to play a joke on you. I didn't think that you would take it seriously.

And you were going to compete for the belt for me.

What are you talking about?

Playing a joke on me?

It can't be that you think I'm smitten with you once I saw you?

Lu Zhang Yuan.

I'm know that I'm bad with words.

When I talk, others would misunderstand.

But if I have wronged you in anyway earlier, please forgive me.

I will tell you where the fun places are in Jiang Nan. I have matters to attend to.

I'm leaving first.

Wait a minute!

What are you trying to do? I know that my martial arts can't be compared to yours.

If this makes you hate me,

just kill me then.

Waiter!

Miss, what would you like?

You said this is the most potent.

If I drink it, it will take away all my worries. How come all I have is a headache after drinking so much?

Miss. It's not time yet. Drink more and you will feel it.

Okay.

I will believe you but if I still don't feel anything after drinking,

I will kill you. Did you hear me?

Yes.

Go.

Come back.

Do you think

I'm pretty?

Yes.

I am?

Then why didn't he like me?

Lan Jing!

Lang Ming, wait for me.

Lang Jing, when are you going to marry me? Are you going to marry me or not?

You are really annoying. You have been chasing me for three days,

That's because I love you very much. Give me a definite answer whether you are going to marry me or not.

If you clarify now, I won't disturb you in future.

Okay, I will marry you. Okay?

Please spare his life.

Let me ask you. Why doesn't he like you? You are still going to marry him?

Didn't you hear that when a man chases after a woman,

is like a going over a mountain. A woman going after a man is like going the cloth.

As long as we women keep on bothering him without cease, there is no men in the world we can't get.

What a good method, "bother without cease."

Lu ZhangYuan.

Lu Zhang Yuan!

Isn't this the flower which Lu Zhang Yuan gave me? Don't tell me that he's in danger?

Rotten rascal.

Old Lu was so great, how can he have a son like you?

You seek to go down the wrong path. And got mix in with that female monster in a fantasy of love.

You have shamed your father's greatness. You deserved to die!

I'm advising you. You better tell me the whereabouts of that female monster.

Because of Master

we won't make you pay. Otherwise...

Enough, enough! What use is there to be mad with him.

We have tired ourselves all night scolding at him and whipping him.

This little rascal is so tough. He won't say a peep even in the face of death.

He's useless.

Even though this female monster is a monster, but she is quite an extinguish beauty.

And this kid is quite handsome.

For him, she almost block her own acupressure points.

If it wasn't for this kid to suddenly gone mad, we would have taken care of her already!

Are you okay?

Why are you here?

Why did you come back to save me? I will tell you honestly.

I ganged up with them to harm you.

Including last time at the competition for the belt.

I deserved to die.

Why did you sacrifice yourself for me?

I don't know why too.

But when I knew you here in danger, I wanted to come and save you.

I'm not worth it.

I will decide if you are worth it or not.

Even though you meant to trick me.

But you have true intention. Not like them, with false intentions.

If you really felt that you have wronged me. Then live to repay me, okay?

Let's go up first.

Okay.

Ha, ha, ha! Go die!

Mo Chou!

Mo Chou!

Mo Chou!

- Mo Chou! - Lu Lang!

I'm here.

Mo Chou. It's good that you are fine.

I'm fine.

Lu Lang. Do you know that

when you said that you were going to leave last night,

at first, I did't feel anything.

But later, my heart really hurt.

I have never felt anything like this in the past.

Promise me that you will never leave me.

Tell me how you are going to pay me back for saving you.

If I ask you to be my wife,

would you agree?

Are you saying this for real?

Of course but you must promise me something.

You must not kill anyone again in the future because everyone has the right to live.

We can't take away their rights.

I promise you.

You won't look down upon me because I have killed people before, right?

Of course, it won't. It was in the past, we are talking about now.

When we are together, we can do many things to compensate the mistakes you have done in the past.

From now on, I am your corner stone and your protector. I will make you feel blessed.

Translation Credits: Renn ♫ Enlighten me, people of this world, what is love? ♫

♫ Such that it goes so far as to make lovers follow after each other in life and death ♫

♫ The swan gees that have flown over vast distances together as a pair♫

♫ Have flipped their old wings through many cycles of the seasons ♫

♫ Happy relationships bring joy, but separation brings pain ♫

Uncle Zhong!

Uncle Liu!

Strange. Where are they?

I don't know why I feel that something's not right.

Let's go!

Let's go!

Wait a minute!

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Ending Song: You and me Translation Credits: Renn

♫ Flowers blossom and wither. My loneliness is boundless. My yearning is too vast. ♫

♫ Who's right and who's wrong, all of that is just a thing of process. ♫

♫ No need to be caught upon it. Don't be afraid of taking wrong step. Follow me closely ♫

♫ Even if we end up immolated by fire, we will never become weak and irresolute ♫

♫ The me in your eyes, the me in your heart, the me who met you ♫

♫ Having loved and having hated, all of this is just a thing of preordained fate ♫

♫ Even if it turns out to be a misfortune, don't think too much. I have you to keep me company ♫

♫ So even if we end up losing our sense of reason, we will never cower and back away. ♫

♫ Fate repeatedly jolts around, shuttling back and forth, tightly gripping you and me ♫

♫ I reach out a hand to grasp yours firmly, afraid of dissolving into foam ♫

♫ Who cares whatever legends there are, we'll take them as delusions to test you and me ♫

♫ Finding ourselves in the midst of ice and fire, to whom do we speak of you and me? ♫