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Oh, we get it almost every night

And when that moon gets big and bright

It's a supernatural delight

Whoopee!

Everybody's dancin' in the moonlight

Happy Halloween!

Wow. I can't believe the invitation came with this free limo ride.

Sí, sí. All the fancy Hollywood mansion parties have limos.

Yeah.

Which is why all my girlfriends are texting.

Oh, what are they saying?

Uh, all good things.

Oh.

-Hello. -Hi-ho, Gonzo.

Hey, Kermit. What a great costume.

Uh, thanks. Uh, Piggy thought it would be funny if we both--

Hi-ho! Guess who I am?

I'm Kermit, and Kermit is me. Get it?

-Go on, say it, say it. Come on. -No. Mmm-mmm.

Uh, hey, Kermie, who is the most amazing girl in the universe?

Yes, Piggy. You are.

Yay!

- Uh, guess who wrote that? - I did. It was me. I did.

-Candy corn. What is this? Christmas? -So, Gonzo, uh, when are you gettin' here?

Oh, I'm so sorry. I actually can't come to the party.

Oh. Oh, no. Why not?

Well, you remember my favorite magician, The Great MacGuffin?

-Is he the guy with the fish? -You rang?

-No, we did not. -Okay.

Well, tonight is the 100th anniversary of MacGuffin's disappearance.

- Disappearance? - Yeah.

And there's a special, once-in-a-lifetime fear challenge

in the mansion where it happened.

Oh, wow. What's the challenge?

To spend the night in the most haunted mansion in the world.

That sounds like your kinda night, Gonzo.

-Hmm. -We're sure gonna miss you.

Thanks. But if I can't pull off a great stunt like this,

then what's the use of calling me The Great Gonzo?

You know, you don't have to be "The Great Gonzo" to be great, Gonzo.

- Uh, say there, Kermit. - Oh! Scooter, you look great.

Oh, uh... Thank you, thank you very much.

-Uh, the Chef's carving pumpkins. -Oh, well, that sounds--

-Mercy. -Okay, I gotta go, Gonzo.

Uh, but don't forget the Halloween breakfast tomorrow morning.

Hey, pumpkin!

I think we're having pumpkin pancakes.

Bye.

You know, Pepé?

I kinda feel bad that we're not going to the party.

Every year, same things, same Muppens.

Uh, we see them all the times.

Tonight, we go to the big mansions party.

For the last time, it's not a party. It's a Halloween challenge.

Talk about a challenge.

Try getting a date for this party, okay?

Oh!

All righty, boys. This is the place.

-Are you sure about this? -Oh, yeah.

And could we set a pick-up time for the morning?

Oh, that won't be necessary.

I always drop folks off here, but I never seem to pick them up.

Huh?

-Every time. -Well, we're gonna be the first.

-We'll see you in the morning. -Mmm-hmm.

Heard that before.

Um, speaking of pick-ups, how'd you like to be my plus one?

Dead prawn walking.

That's a no.

Huh.

Whoa, will ya take a look at this place?

Yeah. No one here. Where's the parties?

Oh, my goodness. Cool.

Oh, I love these rich Hollywood types.

Pulling out all the stops and the moneys, okay.

I bet they'll hand us swag bags with great parting gifts.

You mean de-parting gifts.

Uh, I don't get it. What do you mean?

What you talking about?

-Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait. -What, what, what?

Listen.

-Oh, there's somebody there. -What? Who?

Hello?

-Who's there? -We're here for the parties.

Party?

-What party? -Oh, the Great MacGuffin's anniversary.

-Oh, dear. -Hey, uh, Mr. Tomb--

Please. Don't wake them up.

Wake 'em up? Wake who up?

Please, oh, please Though they're all deceased

I beg of you on bended knee

Please, oh, please Let them rest in peace

For once they start, they never cease

Oh, it's like a show.

You see, here lies Good Old Fred

A great big rock fell on his head

And in peaceful rest lies Brother Claude Planted here beneath this sod

There's the first lady of opera Haunting Harriet

Searched for a tune But never could carry it

Ah!

Poor cousin Maude who never awoke

The night her dreams went up in smoke

Please, oh, please Though they're all deceased

We must beware the spirits' release

Rest in peace, Cousin Huet

We all know you didn't do it

Mary wrote mysteries with masterful quill

Not knowing the ink of words could kill

So, please, oh, please Let them rest in peace

Once they start, they never cease

And right before your very eyes

As the moon climbs high O'er the dead oak tree

Spooks arrive for the midnight spree

Creepy creeps with eerie eyes Start to shriek and harmonize

Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize

Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize

Whoa!

Uh-oh.

Come on, enough of this spooky-dooky pre-show.

-Let's go inside for the parties. -Okay.

Oh!

Welcome, foolish Muppets.

Ooh.

Ah, the Great Gonzo. I'm so glad you accepted the invitation.

Thank you for sending it, Mister, um...

I shall be your host this evening.

Your ghost host.

Ooh, you're very scaries.

Well, hello there. Who might you be?

Oh, this is my friend Pepé. He loves parties.

Are there, uh, a lot of the famous peoples inside?

Yes, sir. Very famous.

- Oh, do you speak Spanish? - No.

Now, if you would please walk this way.

Okay.

Now, if I may.

A few rules regarding tonight's very special Halloween challenge.

Yes, do tell.

"Within these walls Are your fears and your frights

"Face them all bravely To survive through the night...

He's rhyming.

"For if by sunrise you fail this endeavor

"Then you y tu amigo Must remain here forever"

- Dun, dun, dun! - Whoa!

- Oh, boy. - Nice one, guys.

So, let me make sure I got this.

Uh, we just have to survive the night in this haunted mansion?

Dun, dun, dun!

Dun, dun.

Uh, no. That's too many "dun duns," isn't it?

Well, I thought we discussed "Shave and a Haircut."

- No. He wanted "ominous sting," didn't he? - Oh, right.

-Like... Dun, dun, dun! -Dun, dun.

- Sorry. - I'm new.

-We'll work this out. -What I do wrong?

- I'm new at everything. - Let's have some tea.

Take it over there. That'd be great.

Now, if you'll follow me, gentlemen.

- And no flash pictures, please. - Oh.

The spirits are frightfully sensitive to bright lights.

-Oh, they're sensitive. Who knew? -Okay.

So, please you could point me to the VIP room, por favor,

to mingle with the Beyoncés, the Ryan Goslings, the Bard Pitts.

I'm sorry. My friend's a bit of an acquired taste.

Oh, not for me.

His accent reminds me of my youthful days in Málaga.

I know. I know all.

- Dun, dun, dun! - Dun, dun.

Oh, you've done it again, haven't you?

I've dun-dun it twice.

It's just not spine-chilling, is it?

-Being scary is hard. Sorry. -Sorry, sorry. Sorry.

Anyway, I am sorry about that big-- We just--

-They don't get a lot of visitors. -Hmm.

I really love these portraits. The subjects look vaguely familiar.

- Hmm. - Yes. Everything here will seem familiar.

Your eyes may deceive you,

as the spirits respond to your sympathetic vibrations.

Sounds awesome.

Yeah. Sí, sí, sí.

Uh, but where's the famous people's room?

Because we are the celebrities, we are the Muppets.

Oh!

Oh!

-Oh, cool. -Gonzo, it's like a fun house.

Is this haunted room actually stretching or is it your imagination?

- Whoa... - Whoo.

You know what? I just realized this room has no windows and no doors.

- Which offers this chilling challenge... - To find a way out.

Wait, wait a minute. A way out of the room or out of the house?

What?

You're kinda killing the moment here. I meant the room.

Sorry.

Huh?

Okay, first of all, where did he go,

and second of all, what is your problem, okay?

I found the way out.

Secret door? Classic.

Okay, this is the last time I'm gonna say,

this better lead to the party people's room.

Pepé, don't you get it yet?

This is not some silly Halloween party.

This place is really haunted.

Okay, okay, if I don't see some champagne cocktails

and horsey derves ASPCA, I'm outta here.

Well, whatever you say. Come on, I think the ghost is clear.

Oh, very funnies. The ghost is clear, like the coast is clear.

Don't worry, folks, we're not gonna be explaining all the jokes.

Wow.

- Wow.

Look at this guy and his red fish.

Who would even pay to watch them do anything?

-It's him. -Who?

The Great MacGuffin.

It was 100 years ago tonight

that he disappeared from this very mansion.

Imagine, I could be standing on the very spot where The MacGuffin once stood.

See, I'd like to be standing where the party is, okay?

-Hola, party peoples! Bard Pitts! -Wow.

Ooh, cobwebs.

Whoo, nice one.

I had so hoped we'd have a bigger cameo, Beaky.

Budget.

Hmm...

Hola, celebrities, I'm here.

-Will ya look at that? -You're Juan Stanz-most.

-Uh, close. -But where are the, uh, famous peoples?

Oh, who needs famous people when you have the two of us?

Oh!

You are an impossibly handsome man.

You, my friend, are an impossibly handsome...

-King prawn. Mmm. -King prawn.

- Juan? - Yeah?

I don't know if you noticed this, but this place is crazies.

You know what? Because you're so famous,

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, okay?

My most famous secret. Would you like to hear it?

-Oh, yes. -Come a little closer.

-Okay. -Little closer.

-Yeah. -Not that close, it's the breath.

-Plankton. Mmm. -You ready?

- Jeepers creepers. - Jeepers creepers. Oh!

Pepé! Pepé! Whoa! Whoa! Take it easy.

This place is crazy.

With all the smokes and the mirrors and the animaltronics.

-I'm outta here. -But, uh--

How did you--

-I'm outta here! -Uh...

Pepé?

Gonzo.

-How did you-- -Don't ask. Peel me.

Okay.

You were stuck there.

- Serpents and spiders... - Whoa! A séance.

-A what? A why-- What is it? -Come on.

...calling the spirits, wherever they're at.

-This just keeps getting better. -I don't think so.

Pumpkins and ghoulies from last Halloween,

awaken the spirits with your tambourine.

Creepies and crawlies, toads in a pond...

- Come, come on. - No, no.

...let there be music from regions beyond.

Wow!

That is amazing, how are you doing that?

Excusez-moi,

but you are interrupting the mysterious Madame Pigota.

Stop. Will you turn it down? I can't hear myself think.

- Take five, everybody. - What?

Break time! Break time!

-Fer sure. -Groovy.

Whoa, we're not taking a break, who said break?

Oh, I could've sworn she called a break.

It's like a union thing, right?

No, you heard the hog's head, guys. Time to dematerialize.

Wait, where you going? No, no--

Great. Hey, since you're on a break,

can you contact somebody from the great beyond?

I wish, but the Wi-Fi in here's lousy.

It's like a total dead zone.

-Ugh. -You know what else is lousy?

This my biggest scene in this whole special,

and they stick my head in a fish bowl.

I think we should go.

Uh...

Uh, do you foresee a way out of here for us?

Fine.

Pumpkin spice lattes and a vampire bat,

you must find a door with a glowing exat.

"Exat"?

I don't know, you try and rhyme with "bat."

Oh, uh, fat, rat, hat.

How you doin'?

Uh, right this way, and I prefer "Husky."

-Oh. -Hmm. Okay, go, go, go, go.

Wow!

She is good.

Tips are encouraged.

Oh, uh, don't trust free cheese.

-Quick, quick, quick. -Hmm...

Kim! Kimmy, yoo-hoo! There's a smudge on the crystal again.

-Yes, Madame. Yes, Madame. -A little higher.

Thank you.

Oh, for crying out loud.

-Pepé? Which way? -Hmm? Out.

Uh...

What?

Whoa! Cool!

Choo-choo! Coming through!

-Run! -Oh!

Oh...

I knew there'd be rides!

Welcome aboard!

-How you doing, Pepé? -I wanna go home. I wanna go home...

Hmm. Happy Halloween!

Happy birthday to me.

Hap... Oh!

Oh, my love, dancing with you makes me feel so light on my feet.

That's because we don't have feet.

I just adore the decor, don't you?

Why? Do you like things that are old and decrepit?

I'm dancing with you, aren't I?

So what are you doing for Thanksgiving?

Oh, some of my ghoul friends are having me for dinner.

Awkward.

What?

Nothing, nothing, nothing. Here we go and one.

- One, two, three-- Thank you. - Very good.

Draw.

- No. - Boo!

Whoa! Whoa!

My God!

-Oh! -Wha--

Hmm. That was unsafe.

You fellas okay?

Yeah, fine.

Good.

Uh, sorry, everybody, food's here.

Mmm.

I says to him, I says, "See through you?"

Well, you finally got the party you wanted.

What? Are you crazy? I said famous peoples, not scary peoples.

Hey, it's a gig, and I get all the bones I can chew.

Uh, until they want 'em back.

And now it's showtime!

Thank you, thank you, and welcome to The Mansion Show.

Boo!

Now, we have got a great show for you tonight, folks,

guaranteed to tickle your funny bones.

That was pretty good.

-So... Boils and ghouls... -Oh, how about that?

...please welcome our very own Gauzey The Hatbox Bear!

Hiya, hiya, hiya. Boy, you're a scary audience.

Usually I'm worried about dying up here, but it looks like you beat me to it.

Boo! Boo!

Oh, no, not you guys.

Don't you have anything better to do than boo me?

-We're ghosts. -Yeah, booing comes with the territory.

Boo! Boo!

Wait, wait, I haven't told my best joke.

What happens if you don't pay your exorcism bill?

You get repossessed! Shocka-wocka!

-Terrible. -This guy's not funny.

Sí, sí. And his head came off.

Okay, okay, wasn't that great, folks?

- No! No! - Ugh. Ooh!

Hold on.

Looks like we have some new ghosts-- I mean, guests.

Oh!

Ah!

Fiends, omens, and bogeymen, lend me your fears.

We come not to praise Gonzo, but to bury him.

Oh!

And his little amigo, too.

We now invite you to sit back and relax,

as our 999 residents proudly present... your funeral.

Welcome to the life hereafter

Sleepless nights, eternal laughter

Buy the farm, push up some daisies

Come get down with us creepy crazies

Hi, wanna come play with me?

Frights du jour

And daily nightmares

Ghoulish scares to raise your neck hairs

If you think it's too macabre

Follow the floating candelabra

But he ain't French and he can croon

We did that In a beastly cartoon

She was a beauty

We'll never rest We'll never cease

Till you finally rest in peace

You can fly and you can float

Or you can scream just like a goat

But to quench your endless questions

First you must sleep down with the fishes

Hey! Hold on, I'm not sleepy!

Rain or snow

Lightning or thunder

The party is down here six feet under

Trick or treat?

Take a smell of my feet

And give me something good to eat

You're all alone

But don't be scared

We've got your wake all pre-prepared

Hi, I'm serving soup.

It's a cream mock tortoise and a yummy red that pairs with rigor mortis.

It's all so dopey I'm complaining

At least it's almost entertaining

Huh?

- What the-- - Your attention, please.

Please remain seated in your doom buggy,

and we will continue our tour momentarily.

Oh, no.

The only thing worse than being stuck in here with you

is being stuck in here with them.

We tell jokes

I do tricks

With my deadly candlesticks

Come on now and lift your glass

Filled with poisoned sassafras

Sign your bill Deed, and trust

Guess it's time to bite the dust

Cash in your chips, we're not joking

Now's the time you should be croaking

You're so great, none can compare

No one has your savoir faire

It's time to turn your whole life story Into a momento mori

Corpse by corpse and one by one Until you shout, "My life is done"

So join us in this life hereafter

Now the greatest act of all

It's Gonzo's final curtain call

From the basement to the rafters

Join us in the great hereafter

You'll be great forever after

In our monstrous life hereafter

For our afterparty afterlife

Rest in peace

RIP

Yes! Yes, a thousand times yes.

Sí. And one time no way, José.

That was incredible.

Oh, thank you. We're here all week,

and all year, and also through all eternity.

Lucky. How did you die?

Who, me? Oh, I croaked.

Ah, good one.

Uh, how'd you die? On stage?

I'm dead?

Oh, dear.

I must say, Gonzo...

You don't seem at all frightened.

Oh, nothing scares me.

Well... We shall see about that.

Dun, dun, dun!

Oh, we've missed it, haven't we?

And it was a big one, too.

-Sorry. -Sorry!

-That's disappointing. -Enough.

Gonzo, let's get outta here. If we don't go now, we're gonna--

Why, hello there, short, red, and crustaceous.

Do you speak Spanish?

Yes, and you?

Yes. I, I mean, uh...

Yes, my handsome...

- uh, gumbo. - Prawn.

- Yeah. - But close enough.

Yes.

Hmm.

So do you believe in love at first sight, or should I float by again?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You don't go nowheres.

You know, this party's dead.

Why don't you and I leave, jumbo?

Sí. Sí, we should--

Did you just call me "jumbo"?

Why, yes, I couldn't help but notice that you are a king prawn.

Oh!

Say again?

You are a king prawn.

Oh, just come here. You okay?

-Okay. -Okay, come with me.

Okay.

It appears the prawn has made a friend, Gonzo.

But since you aren't busy, I'd like to show you something.

Cool, I hope it's finally something scary.

Well, you may consider yourself to be fearless, Gonzo,

but everyone is afraid of something.

Not me.

You can unscrew my head,

take a look inside, and you wouldn't find a single fear.

That could be arranged.

Cool.

Now, here comes your challenge.

Of all the guests we've ever had, of all the doors within these halls,

there is but one room no one has ever dared to enter.

Ooh, what's that? The shark room? The lava pit? The Critics' Circle?

Room 999.

- Dun, dun-- - No, not now, not now.

Da.

Uh, how do I find room 999?

This shall illuminate your way.

Ooh.

All right. Um, but what if I, uh...

Huh.

- Yes? - Uh, nothin'.

Did I... scare you?

No, I love this. Come on.

The key is to face your fears, no matter how terrifying.

Ooh!

Indoor lightning. Fantastic.

Oh, you're funny.

Oh, you are so cute.

Oh, I know.

- Oh, stop it. - I won't, I won't.

-Oh, you know what you are? -What?

King prawn.

Yes, you are my big, jumbo, king prawn.

- Oh, get up, silly. - What happened?

Oh, so this is where I spend most of my time.

- Amongst my memories. - Oh.

Resting, scrapbooking, doing yoga,

sharpening cutlery.

Whoa, it's, uh, so cozies.

But mostly,

all I would hope for is to meet someone just like you, Pepper.

Uh, Pepé.

Oh, Pepé...

I can't hide my feelings for you any longer.

Really?

Really.

I could just eat you alive, my sweet, warm meat. Hmm.

Okay. I...

Wow, that's a new one, Sal.

I don't think she's ever eaten anyone before, has she?

Yeah, she never tried to eat me or Alberta.

-Yeah. -Well, she did nibble my neck once.

Before she snapped it, so lovingly.

What's wrong with him?

How should I know? I never married her.

-Oh, Pepé. -Hmm?

I just want to smother you in my love.

-I want to kill you with kindness. -Oh-ho...

-I want to drown you in kisses. -Oh!

Well, I can hold my breath a long time.

Let's be married, you and I

You'll be my groom And I will be your bride

We'll spend forever side by side

Imagine that, what a spooky ride!

Stuck together for eternity

Till death do we part, is this for me?

I'm sure, por favor

That I perceive Forever, my love, just you and me

Don't hide your love and act so shy

How could I resist Since you caught my eye?

Haunting each other, dusk till dawn

I'll be your wife

And I will be your prawn

-Stuck together for eternity -Stuck together for eternity

-Till death, we are dancing in harmony -Till death, we are dancing in harmony

If her spooky vibes give you the creeps

Be careful, pal, she plays for keeps

I was chopped up!

I was drowned!

Hey, I was buried in that kooky ground

Sorry.

What's the matter with you? You can't say that. This is a family show.

What are you doing?

-Haunting each other, dusk till dawn -Haunting each other, dusk till dawn

I'll be your wife

And I will be your prawn!

Let me out of here!

So, this is it.

The greatest challenge of my career.

I wonder if, uh-- Gee.

Nobody says goodbye here.

They just ghost you.

Oh, I get it.

Hello?

I'm not afraid of the dark, you know.

Or echoes.

Clever.

Cool.

- Oh. - Grape, please.

Hmm.

-Yuck. -He ate the spiders.

You are so much better than all my other axes.

Uh, axes?

-Oh. Oh, exes. -Oh, oh, okay.

Just a few minor, youthful indiscretions,

but nothing for you to lose your head over.

Okay...

Just water under the bridge.

Mmm, yeah, it's because she lopped off our heads.

Yeah, and threw our bodies in the water under the bridge.

Yeah! I mean, she--

Oh...

Okay. So let's see, I will need something buried, something boo.

Something moldy and someone new.

Grape, por favor.

Oh, sure. Oh!

-Excuse me. -Mmm.

Uh, those grapes are funnies! They tickle my tummies.

Yes. Oh, Pepé.

You have all the grapes you want. I'm gonna fatten you up!

Hey there, handsome.

Whoa! That's pretty cool.

Jinx!

Wait a second, this is fun. I thought this was supposed to be scary.

Sometimes facing yourself is the scariest thing in the world.

Not me, I'm not scared.

And you gotta admit, I do look great in green.

No wonder Kermit is so popular.

You do look great, for now.

Careful, my love. I'm getting a little choked up.

Oh.

Me too, mi amor.

Prepare the altar!

He's a goner.

You're saying that everyone here is trapped in the mansion by their fear?

Yeah. All 999.

But there's always room for one more.

So, what are your fears?

I don't have any fears.

I've been shot out of a cannon. Strapped to a rocket.

Gone skydiving without a parachute.

I've done it all and lived to tell.

Tell who? Looks to me like you're all alone.

Aw, this reminds me of our wedding.

Oh.

Oh, here we go again.

Sixth time's the charm, they say.

"They" being Henry VIII.

Dearly departed...

All alone.

I'm not alone!

Look, you see, my friends are right here.

Hey, guys, it's me, Gonzo! Guys?

This is the greatest Halloween party ever!

Yeah, well...

Even better than last year when we did bobbing for tomatoes!

Depends on who you ask.

Yeah! Whoever heard of bobbin' for tomatoes anyway?

-Am I right or wrong? -You're not wrong.

Am I right? Am I wrong?

Kermit! Hey! Hey!

-Hello! -They can't hear or see you.

Is it me? Or are you getting older?

It's you.

Wait! Where are you going?

I mean, where am I going?

Great question.

Where are you going?

-Having fun, chief? -Uh, oh, uh, yeah, Scooter, yeah.

-I just wish Gonzo were here. -Kermit!

Oh, you know him. He can't pass up a chance to prove he's The Great Gonzo!

Well, that's just it, you know.

I tried to tell him, you don't have to be The Great Gonzo to be great.

Just being you is good enough.

I never realized, I am afraid of something.

I'm afraid nobody will care about me if I'm not doing dangerous stunts.

And now... Now I'm afraid of being trapped here forever.

Wha--

Oh, that's it!

The host said facing my fears was the key.

I propose a toast.

To The Great Gonzo, who couldn't be here with us tonight.

Kermit.

Kermit, I might never be with you again.

That's what I'm really afraid of.

I'm afraid I'll never see my friends again.

Let me outta here!

Ah!

I'm impressed, Gonzo. You did it.

Yes, I did. I faced my fears, and we made it through the night.

Well, you did. But, uh...

Uh, where's Pepé?

I'm afraid he'll be staying with us, forever.

Uh, no. No!

Sounds like he's about to be loved to death.

You, however, are free to go.

As long as you leave before the sun rises.

Oh. Uh...

No. No, no, no. I can't.

I won't leave here without Pepé.

Are you sure? There isn't much time.

Losing my friend is scarier than any room in this mansion.

You tell me where he is.

Follow the light. Go!

All right!

I'm coming, Pepé!

- Shocka-wocka! - Uh-oh.

Kimmy, yoo-hoo! You missed a spot!

- Come and play with us, Gonzo. - No!

Forever and ever, or not...

Whoa!

Pepé! Whoa...

If any person, living or dead,

can show just cause as to why these two may not be joined together,

-let them spook now or for-- -Yeah, don't get me started.

-Don't get him started. -If I had a nickel.

-I don't know where to begin. -I don't,

-but Alberta has something-- -Silence!

-Congratulations. -Can I...

-True love. -Where are you registered?

Can I summer with you?

Yes, now, let's see, where was I?

Mmm, yes. I did the preamble.

It was exquisite, wasn't it? Objections. Extensive.

Hmm...

I believe that you two have prepared some special little vows for each other.

Yes, yes, yes, we have.

Um, would you like to go first, my dearest?

Whoa!

Okay, if you insist. I'll go.

Pepé, my one and only-- Mmm...

My sixth love.

My-- No, my jumbo prawn.

-Ah-ha! -My king everything.

And finally, we come to the big moment.

Pepé. I'm coming for ya.

Do you, Pepé the King Prawn,

take Constance Hatchaway to be your awfully wedded wife?

Pepé.

Oh, no!

In sickness and in heck.

-Whoa! -For eternity.

Till death...

Coochie coochie coo!

Arriba!

I'm comin', Pepé!

Do your parts.

Stop! Pepé, stop! You're gonna be trapped in this house forever!

-Hmm. -Ah! He's right.

And to be perfectly honest, dear fellow,

it's not all wakes and weddings.

-But she loves me. She calls me "jumbo." -Yes.

Pepé, remember sunrise.

Hey! How dare you interrupt my wedding?

Oh, yeah? Well, I have faced my fears, and homicidal brides are not on the list.

Okay. What's happening here?

This was definitely not in the rehearsal.

-What? -Oh, that's it. I'm out.

Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

What are you doing, you little--

Pepé, let's go.

I got ya, buddy.

Gonzo!

No! My love.

Oh.

I didn't expect to see you two... alive.

How was the party?

Wasn't a party! It was for reals!

I guess I'll have to start over.

-I'm not a shrimp. I'm a king-- Oh! -No time!

Come on, come on, come on, come on!

Don't go. Don't go, stay! Stay, it's such a fun place.

Do you want an encore? I'll sing for you.

No, no, there's s'more.

Bring me some tacos!

Don't go. Stay. Stay! I'll write to you.

Let's go!

No! I'm too young.

-Gentlemen, you... -Didn't make it.

No, no, no. So many ladies to love.

- Dances to do. Monies to make. - Whoa!

Why do I keep burping up little legs?

You are both...

free to go!

I-- But... What?

- Did you say free to go? - Indeed.

You did what no one else has done before, Gonzo.

-Crash my wedding? -I had to, Pepé.

She was gonna trap you and torment you forever.

But what did you know about love? You're dating a chicken.

Gonzo, you performed the greatest feat a soul could ever achieve.

You faced your fear. And that is the greatest act of all.

Something...

I could never do.

-Oh... -You are The Great MacGuffin!

Give us a kiss, huh?

Okay, this is the creepiest thing I've seen all night. Let's go.

Huh. Well, I guess you can't come with us, right?

I've made peace with my fate.

This is my home.

These are my friends now.

Well, it's such an honor to meet you, sir.

Some magician. You don't even do any tricks.

Pick a card. Any card.

"Bravo, Gonzo! You are The Greatest! MacGuffin."

Wow!

Whoa...

She came back.

My Lord of Friday. This is a first. You boys have a good time?

It was terrifying. I loved it.

I am never partying with you again.

I ate spiders.

Sorry I missed it.

-Gonzo? -Hmm?

Gracias, my friend.

You're welcome, pal.

Well, hop in, boys. It's gonna be a beautiful morning.

- Let's go. - Okay.

Hurry back.

Hurry back. Hurry back, my sweet.

-Hi, Kermit. -Hey, Gonzo. How'd it go last night?

-Wait till you hear. -I almost got married.

Been there, done that.

Say, you guys comin' over for breakfast?

We're on our way over.

Oh, good. Oh, why don't you bring your friends with ya?

Friends? What friends?

-Go. Hey. -Hey.

Hey now!

- Yeah. - Oh, baby!

Rock out!

Come on. Everybody sing.

-One more time. -Whoo!

That was so upsetting.

My whole life just passed before my eyes.

-How was it? -Better than what we just watched!

Go home! Oh, wait, they are home.