Original subtitles

Marshall will and Holly are the routine

expedition

it's truck

feet below to the back

Oh

dan mishneh the river will get us out of

here

well everything around here is either

big or dangerous or both and it's

usually both so let's get this raft

together and get out of here give it to

will we'll take the swamp to the river

and wherever we are wherever it goes

sooner or later it's got to hit an ocean

you know we may not have to go that far

people tend to build cities in the forks

of rivers what kind of people well let's

find out come on put on your life vests

swim put on your life vest

I'm gonna miss this place but not much

you can't take dopey with us how could I

probably eat the raft then we'd never

get home the bike

now you've done it well this is sure

faster than pulling along in that swamp

yeah but we don't know what's ahead of

us will I just hope that there's no

rough water

well I better take over it's about time

yet

this sure is a strange you can say that

again

I don't like this are you sure this is

the way to the ocean it's a waterfall

why don't we go from here back we can't

walk we can't follow the river

no let's just follow this town up maybe

maybe we can find out where the river

comes out

dad these toys like water carved in just

so this appeared let's keep going we'll

come on Holly

it's somebody singing it's another human

being

it's got to be another human being

nothing else could sing that badly you

come real slow and high and face is

smiling come on

come on

yeah might as well set a spell I

wouldn't want say Jefferson Davis Callie

the third was inhospitable who are you

are you Union and Confederate we're from

California telephone California hates

you why that's not even the state says

hi I'm Rick Marshall my son will my

daughter Holly nice antique cannon you

got there

antique why is Sarah here sir nobody at

the Battle of Bull Run and Antietam and

Gettysburg pan ping and then ain't no

way to speak about Elaine

where to get them fully clothed

you mean our life vests yeah and then

funny jacket how'd you get in here

where'd you come from

I told you California you're mighty

strange function California well that's

what we're trying to get back to but

we'd settle for any place on earth how

do we get out of here I mean we were

following the river and oh oh griever

don't e and it just goes underground and

then the surface is somewhere hold on

you hold on it strikes me that if you

were to get out of here you just might

take it into your heads to the file on

my claim and it strikes me that I can

use some company here and some help

I am Jefferson Davis Kali the third a

fair man and a good cook and one of the

best art theory men in the loyal army of

the Confederate States of America

we shall rise again of course we never

been defeated that's only what they dang

Yankees want us to believe

you have meaning and I'll share my

supper week back there well it's it's

your cannon Mr Colley Shelley oh sherry

here Sharon never hurt nobody

leastways not unless they deserved

she's friend and I don't like this I

want to go home know how long it's been

since I've seen a TV set well it doesn't

seem to have hurt Chani you know what

these are just like the ones we found in

all the other caves but bright I wonder

why well I'm tired and hungry even our

own cave was it's better than this place

what makes them glow like this this

whole load seems to be some kind of a

power source for something gives off

light and heat as a side effect and

these little crystals weather just chips

off the whole thing you imagine how much

power it is you know something will

maybe maybe it powers the time portal we

fell through hey do you think it'd be

radioactive well probably not enough to

hurt us I mean take a look how long

Callie's been here dad how long has he

been here he doesn't look like he's 130

years old no I don't think so either

but he thinks he's from the time of the

Civil War will do me a favor don't tell

him who won Sleestak the big insect

I wonder where collie one to take a look

at this he scratches a new aren't they

yeah we'd better get out of here the

Sleestak are probably still around we

should be safe down here in the cavern

shouldn't we

let's leave that don't wipe the light oh

no blue

sleek new ones like no good cuz they'll

make you sick no oh yellow eggs are okay

though see yellow ones your diamond

watch this

makes it go - I am donut

yeah the yellow one gets bright enough

to buy in Egypt but it don't last long

what's that dinner of course you then

head fish but it's almost as good put a

little salt on it I'm really low no rack

of lamb tonight

do you know what these are

sure first year I was here shot three of

them biggest dang Yankees you ever saw

they weren't bad though

tasty the whole lot like Lobster but yet

again not like Lobster you know what I

mean of course they don't bother me much

anymore well the next one you see might

shoot back they have crossbows and they

think we taste good too Holly where's

the river can't tell you I like you but

I can Mr Colley it could get very

dangerous around here this arrow is new

Hall okay why not I'll tell you a man

can get lonely lonely with nothing but

but fish in walls to talk to share there

she's not much on conversation she's a

fighter not at all I'd like some company

for you go wandering off you might like

it here it's not so bad you might even

wanna stay for why no we won't we want

to go home Mr Colley look you fought a

war because you didn't want other people

telling you what to do well we don't

want you telling us what to do either

but I'm not keeping you here but you are

you got it I told you looking for the

river ourselves no we we could get lost

in those caves and may never find her

way home

yeah and then as those yucky sleestaks

they're probably all over the caves to

you ain't it mr. Kali we thank you for

lunch and we thank you for chasing away

the Sleestak but we're not gonna dig one

more jewel out of that wall until you

tell us how to get out of here how to

get out you won't dig no more Jewish

know-how you don't work you don't eat

I don't care seems pretty realistic

doesn't he well that's a better idea

than the other one the other one well

ladies been here for over a hundred

years and doesn't know it or that he's

mad you know

Kali's been eating those mushrooms for a

long time and some mushrooms have funny

chemicals in him that do weird things

here

dad we're out of water

mr. Kali

I'm thirsty oh all right you take some

jewels you know get you something to

drink

oh here here this wet your whistle I

don't want to wet whistle I want to

drink a water know what is that oh

that's fermented mushroom and fishy

juice puts hair on your chest

I don't want a hairy chance I want to

water oh all right

stay here stay here now get it now what

about the Sleestak we'll never mind then

I'll take tonight Chris Jules Whitman Oh

Sarah's too big to take along with you

huh

no she's out of ammunition that was my

last shot till I mix up smaller out of

ammunition you don't listen you don't

have to shout she's out of ammunition

till I mix up some more I have to filter

the saltpeter and it takes time oh don't

get your water and you don't have to

worry about anything the sling stack

won't be back for a while

now something I don't trust Kali least

he's better than the Sleestak anything's

better than this leash tag all right

now Fela on the rock her will lose

hey I got it how far does it go

all the way I can see the light

we hiding for right we found a way attic

colleagues you swim better a quack

that is smart one thing what yellow and

sometimes you like don't last too long

boy get read up everybody under the

river come on

hold on let's go you wants a carrot you

want okay

rivers turned into a swamp ah that's a

Tyrannosaurus Rex the most dangerous

beast I've ever heard of in fact we used

to have one around our okay we're back

at the pylon dad we must have gone

downstream all the way the river begins

and ends right here in the swamp this

isn't the way out maybe there is no way

out there's a way in there's got to be a

way out this is a closed universe like a

a locked room in space I don't think I'm

about to like this place it's nothing

but a swab I gotta get back to my sherry

just follow the river downstream