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[light-hearted music plays]

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ One, two, three, go! ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪

-♪ That's my drummer ♪ -♪ This is my beat ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ We're Harvey Kids Gonna run this street ♪

-♪ Run, run, run this street ♪ -♪ Run, run, run this street ♪

♪ It's Saturday o'clock Come on, get on your feet ♪

♪ The world's our dance floor Our moves are sweet ♪

♪ We're Harvey Kids Gonna run, run, run this street ♪

[Richie] Yes!

[rock music playing]

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Hey ♪

[Tiny] Previously on Lucretia's Harvey Girls fan fiction podcast...

with her new Cute-mantium power orb,

evil Queen Fruella schemed to gorgeously take over the world.

Our heroine Lara Creesh's only hope to stop her is the Harvey Grail,

which lets her travel beyond her current story

and throughout the Creeshaverse.

With it, she teamed up with the greatest heroes ever:

Audrey the Destroyer...

Captain Dot...

and Sailotta Moon.

Together, the four of them formed the Quite Good Quatro

and set out to stop...

Now, to take over the world and make everyone compliment me forever!

Not if we have something to say about it.

And guess what. We do.

Specifically, surrender, orb else.

That's right!

Thanks for joining us for the shocking finale

of Can't Harvey Wait, presented without interruption by Bow Apron.

I go to your house and make you dinner, whether you want it or not.

Use promo code "Harvey" for 20 percent off your first unwanted dinner.

Sounds nice.

Ooh, Lucretia's fandom gives me all the feels,

but in digestible, podcast-sized doses.

Always did hope I'd be added to the story, too.

You get plenty of stories, Richie.

Besides, this tale of fan fiction has reached its end.

Yep, I've told every story I got about our iconic characters.

It's the right time to say goodbye, but let me tell you,

it wasn't easy crafting a proper sendoff to my epic 104-episode saga.

[screaming]

[sighs]

These gals are like my BFFs, sisters and babies all rolled into one.

And it's never easy saying goodbye to your BFF sister-babies.

But say goodbye we must.

Who wants to see kid characters grow older?

[kids giggle]

So now, without further Harv-do,

the dramatic payoff to months of painstaking setup.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah! -[all cheering]

Right. Here we go.

The end of my magnum Creeshus.

Our heroes, at last, faced Fruella.

If it isn't the Quite Good Quatro.

Your anime-inspired reign of terror ends now.

Give us the glowy power thingy that we know is powerful because it glows!

Never!

My orby friend and I will usher in a new age of pure gorgeousness!

Ha ha!

[Fruella] Gorgeous! Ha ha!

Never! Nothing shall be gorgeous!

Not on my watch.

We tried asking nicely, and now we'll ask nicely a second time...

with our weapons!

Taste my science ray.

[whirs, zaps]

Yah! Aah!

Taste my fist ray!

[gasps]

Yawn!

[groans]

[panting, grunting]

[Lara screams]

[Fruella] Obliterating you is fun, but I'm late for my appointment

to take over the world!

Fru-oodle-oo!

If using our powers separately didn't work, nothing will.

-[Sailotta crying] -Separately.

[gasps] Crazy pitch-- what if we use them all at once?

Together, nothing can stop us.

No matter how gorgeous!

[all grunt]

[grunts]

No! My world domination!

My compliments!

[applause]

As Mayor of Earth, it's my honor to give you this key to the city

for saving us all from orby doom.

[Lucretia] Awesome mission accomplished, our heroes then retired from hero-ing.

Sailotta became a professional animal cuddler.

Audrey the Destroyer lived out her dream of becoming a bulldozer.

Captain Dot returned to space and discovered one million planets!

Queen Fruella started using her gorgeous powers for good.

And Lara Creesh went on the most amazing adventure of all:

becoming history's greatest fan fiction podcaster.

And the world was safe forever.

-Talk about closure. -Yay!

I like the part where I did smashing!

Not an end remains loose.

You did it!

Our story's over!

Everyone loves the ending.

And it's been an honor serving you, my liege.

-So long, Creesh. -It's been fictional!

Smashy trails!

[gasping]

[sighs] Yeah, I'm not letting go.

Or at least they thought the world was safe forever.

-Wait, what? -Ooh, rising action?

More is more.

Please add a Richie character.

For, you see, just then, a new villain showed up.

-The Bowhemoth! -Roar.

Oh, there's a twist!

[Lucretia] The Bowhemoth also had a glowy orb:

the, uh, Bowanthium power orb.

And she wanted to take over the world, too.

Well, well, well, if it isn't the--

What was it again? The Bowliath?

-The Bowlossus? -Oh, the Bowhemoth.

But I kind of like the Bowlossus. Let's retcon it to that.

♪ La-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la ♪

I give you this second key to the city.

Always good to have a spare.

[Lucretia] Our heroes then double-retired, and the world was double-safe forever.

Yay! Tremendous!

Even if you didn't use the extra time to add a cheese-loving sidekick.

[chuckles] Don't fansplain my story to me.

Then another portal opened up, and a monster came out that looked like...

uh, let's say, Suze.

-[Audrey munches] -[Dot snoring] Aah!

[phone beeping]

Super-Todd, where are you super-going?

Super-Todd doesn't believe in dragging out a bit.

Super-Todd is flying!

-What? -[Tiny] Wait!

You'll miss the thrilling ending she was just about to get to.

Right?

Don't wanna burn up our remaining goodwill.

Yes, I-I'm almost there, for reallsy-reals.

After defeating the Suze monster,

something fresh and exciting and totally different happened.

[gasping]

Was really hoping I wouldn't have to resort to this, but...

a dynamic new character appeared.

The dimension-hopping wildcard Richie Switch!

[gasps] I finally get to be a character in Lucretia's story!

It's my feels' fanboy dream come true!

Quite Good Quatro, it's me, a dynamic new character

with the ridiculously undefined resources to do nigh anything,

like take you to the edge of the Creeshaverse!

Why would we go there?

-[gasps] To do something conclusionary? -Yep.

That's where we'll find the source of all these villains' villainousness:

the Super Glowy Gem of Ultimate Evil Which If You Smash

Everything Will Finally Be Perfect, I Promise.

You can always bank on an evil gem's promise.

A-And so, so Richie Switch took them all to his FlyMansion,

to the Edge of the Creeshaverse, where they saw the Super Glowy Gem

With the Long Name I Forget But It's Important.

They readied themselves to save the world for good!

Actually, the gem was further away than that.

They readied themselves to save the world for good!

And first, they had to fight an evil alien!

Oh, well... then they had to fight its sister, yeah!

-Whoo! -[laughs]

[Lucretia] After that, a shark appeared and they had to jump over it.

[laughs]

[sniveling]

[Lucretia] And then they--

Finally smashed the gem so this story could reach

its very long-awaited conclusion?

Yes! Can't think of a reason why not!

As much as I'm trying.

Ha!

-[gasps] -Ooh!

[gasps] Ooh, got it!

Just then, a wormhole appeared.

Each of the gems' 1,000 shards flew into a different, exciting new dimension

-our heroes must now visit! -Aah!

Guess we got more adventure ahead, folks.

-Now, dimension the first... -[kids groan]

Oh, just remembered I have a dentist lesson.

I'm late for an excuse-making contest.

-Aw! -Aw!

Wrap it up, Creesh.

Bow Apron's thinking of backing out.

[sighs] I don't get it.

Why is everyone so eager for your story to end?

You're the coolest dudettes ever!

Why do we even have to say goodbye?

All good stories must end sometime.

Don't worry, we'll live on in your heart.

Plus, you can always revisit us.

We'll be waitin' for ya.

Your connection to a character you love is something even I can't destroy.

And I can eat a whale!

I think you know what to do.

[sighs]

Hey, crowd, I'm finally ready to end the story.

For really realsy-reals.

-Wha--? -Huh?

Huh.

[Lucretia] Our heroes just broke the gem and needed to get its fragments back.

Well, looks like we've got 1,000 dimensions to visit.

-Shall we? -♪ La-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪

♪ La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la ♪

And what were those dimensions like?

You'll have to come up with the those stories yourself.

The end.

[all cheering]

That was worth the wait!

Mm, in my story they'd go to a tiny dimension, 'cause I'm tiny!

In mine everyone's gorgeous and gives me stuff.

That Queen Fruella knew what's what. Am I right?

In mine there's a cowboy dimension where I'm the mayor and--

No wait, it feels like we already did that one.

-[gasps] Yes! [laughs] -Ooh!

-Yeah! -[Richie] Yes!

[kids laughing]

[kids laughing]

Congratulations, Lucretia.

You penned an end your friends commend.

Yeah!

[giggles] Thanks.

You know, now that it's all over, I'm ready to start my next timeless yarn.

Here's what I'm thinking. Soft pitch.

In a world where sippy cups tip over and nap times comes all too often,

there's only one team to call when you're a little cranky-pants:

Harvey Street Babies.

They're gonna crawl, crawl, crawl this street.

-Maybe we keep brainstorming. -[laughing]

[rock music playing]

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Hey ♪

[squawking]

-[wind blowing] -[birds squawking]

What is that?

Sounds like a tornado, but Weather-O-Tron didn't forecast one.

[gasps] Weather-O-Tron!

No, I can't stay mad at your wacky persona.

-Look at that tie, it's so fun-- -That is no tornado.

-[rumbling] -That is a Torn-Aud-Zo!

[Zoe] Give it back!

I know you stole my Banana-Rama Baton.

[Audrey] Ah, did not!

I don't want your mean-o-lame-berry cooties.

You wish you had my cooties.

Also, I do not have cooties!

Okay, valid points on both sides, some more valid than others.

-But what is going on? -I won't tell you, I'll show you.

The annual tri-block area cheer-petition is in one hour, Bananas,

Wait, is Zoe's way clap-jump-smile or smile-clap-jump, or--

I got sweat on my uniform.

-Does Zoe's way include sweat? -[both groan]

So, since they were still unable to do the simple thing

I yelled at them to do exactly how I wanted,

I went to grab my baton,

because nothing commands fear and respect like spangles.

But it wasn't there. Some little sister took it!

[gasps] We have another sister?

'Cause it wasn't me!

Yeah? How about I search your room?

-I'll find the baton and the truth. -You'll find neither!

[Dot] This is bad.

Sister relations have not been this strained

since the Great Face Smushing Incident. [shudders]

We must track down this spangly Banana-Rama Baton

to prove Audrey's innocence.

Only then will the street's balance be restored.

Agreed. Come to think of it, I've never seen the inside of Audrey's room.

My room is catalog-inized according to the Audrey decibel system.

There are 64 distinct stuff pile categories,

from "apples comma unfinished" to "xylophones."

-To repeat, didn't take your cheer stick. -Oh, really?

-Then what do you call this? -No, no, no, no, not the bouncy pile!

-Aud-valanche! -Aah!

-[grunts] -It's hopeless.

Those Avocados are gonna guac all over us.

Big whoop. I love losing.

Me, too!

Losing is just a chance to win next time.

who will decide our cheers and yell at us when we mess up?

-Uh, no one? -I can work with that.

Sure, we'll just come up with our own ideas

and create our own super awesome routine.

Wait, pretend I said that without the sarcasm.

-Ahh! [giggles] -Stu-hoo!

[all whispering]

They're not gonna help, are they?

No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

We're trapped! You better get us outta here.

This is your mess.

I'm not the one who destroyed

the most perfectly disorganized room the world has ever seen.

[scoffs] Some people, right Captain Rampage?

-"Uh-huh." -You're useless.

And you're not much better, Aud. Team Banana will get me out of here.

[gasps] My phone! It's been piled!

Ha, it's the room's phone now.

Collecting all this junk isn't being organized.

It's just being you, and being you is wrong.

-Ew! -Ooh, Audrey treasure!

Ha! My turnip jawbreaker.

[sniffs] Mm! Root-y goodness.

You still have this?

-[both shouting] -Go right. Your other right.

It's the only direction you haven't tried.

If you had listened to me, you could've gotten something not gross,

which is why you should listen to me now

and help me get out of this junkscape of misery!

One, respect the junkscape.

Two, turnips are a revelation.

Three... [blows raspberry]

Mmm...

-[beeps] -[robot voice] Not a baton.

-[beeps] -Not a baton.

Man, my Baton Or Not A Baton app is killing it!

But still no leads.

Any luck over there, detective on the edge?

No. Wait! [gasps]

Got eyes on unmistakable signs of a spangle trail.

The jig is up!

Those moves were super fresh, though.

Okay, I'll go first.

What if our new cheer had cheer?

Oh, this brainstorm is off to a great start.

What else we got?

And now for the exciting conclusion

of the story no one's been paying attention to.

We found the baton!

Something's happening.

I got this weird feeling in my head, like something wants to come out.

Ooh, that's probably an idea.

You can say those now.

Come on, little fella.

It's safe here and my ears have a treat for you.

What if we do a hamper toss into a twist cradle,

and then I spin this into the air? [inhales]

Choo, choo!

The idea train has left the station.

Where is its next stop, Maria?

Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, what if I catch the baton?

-[both cheering] -Yeah!

Yay! [gasps]

I didn't know I could make that noise.

What's happening to me?

Looks like you got a case of teamwork-itis.

It's not contagious, is it?

-[phone buzzing, beeping] -Listen up!

I got a foolproof plan to get us out of here.

And if you ever want to breathe fresh air again, you're gonna follow it.

Huh, I do like air.

That could work, but as the architechno of this room, I think we should--

Do I look like a metal box with a hole in my head?

No! 'Cause I'm not a suggestion box at a casual dining restaurant.

I don't care what you think we should do!

We're doing my plan!

Dramatic end of sentence.

[gasps] Aha!

Told ya!

♪ Who's the best? Who you wanna be? ♪

♪ Z to the O to the E, E-- Eeh! ♪

Double aha! You found my closet.

I refuse to be stuck in this room of garbage horror forever!

-Garbage, horror, and hamsters! -[chittering]

[laughing]

I had big plans for them, but now we just do our own thing.

[scoffs] Whatever!

Being commanding and ignoring little sisters

is how head cheerleaders get things done so-- Yes!

See? The universe agrees.

I'm always right.

-My squad will rescue me. -[dialing]

I bet they're super worried about me.

Zoe-cakes, hi!

Maria? You okay?

I'm great!

Since you weren't here, Lotta had us all share our ideas,

and we made up a totally new wow-tastical routine.

You guys, let's show Zo!

I will be doing your part, but strictly as a placeholder.

This is not a coup. Repeat, not a coup.

[marching band music playing]

[all grunting]

[grunting continues]

Yeah!

-Ha! -Ooh!

[all] Banana power!

Great job, Bananas!

[laughs] All right!

I've never heard "great" and "job" in that order, but I like it!

Did you see we found the baton? Did ya, did ya?

So, Zo, turns out I can cheer non-ironically.

-[chuckles] What do you think? -[gasps]

Audrey's room has really bad reception. [imitates static]

Wow! That was cheer-ific.

How come I can never get them to cheer like that?

No one ever does what I say, no matter how loud I say it!

I assumed it was them, but it was me.

No! Do it like I said!

Your other right! Your other right!

Don't you sass me, Rampage!

Ooh! Ha!

-Forgot about this baby. -[popping]

-[chittering] -What? It says "fun for all ages."

Hello?

Why aren't you yelling or flailing around, telling me what to do?

I realized something.

The problem isn't everyone else, it's me.

And now I'm doomed to live the rest of my life

surrounded by vegetable candy, creepy hamsters,

Wanna help me get the monkey?

Mm, uh, you sure?

He has a banana on him.

-Sorry I said you stole my baton. -Eh, you've done worse.

Let's try a new plan to get outta here. [inhales]

Do you have any suggestions?

Uh, tons!

But unless we find my flamethrower, well, the best one is...

instead of going through my awesome piles of awesomeness, we go over them.

Hmm, that might work if we...

Whoa, that was stun-mazing!

Cheerleading is a sport.

[chomping]

-What kind of move is that? -Shark leap.

Just pretend you're a shark with legs and then... jump!

That's the secret to all parkour.

[grunting] Ha!

-My window! -[gasps]

Oh, sweet, un-hamstered freedom!

[Dot, Lotta] Audrey!

[Stu, Maria] Zoe!

Sisterly détente restored.

Nothing beats a redemption arc.

-♪ Yeah ♪ -[Stu] All right!

[dramatic music playing]

[girls vocalizing]

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