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? You've got a nerve to be asking a favor ?

? And you've got a nerve to be calling my number ?

? I know we've been through this before ?

? Can't you hear me ?

? I'm calling out your name ?

Who do you think you are, a bloody Spice Girl?

I can't believe you did that.

Yes, you can.

True.

And anyway, a Spice Girl?

Give me some credit!

Anyway, it was right for a pinch.

You sick bitch.

Sick Spice.

You know it and you love it.

Oh, I do.

Woo!

You are wasted, though, mate.

Have you seen your pupils?

You're off your face.

Maybe you should have a kip.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, I can't.

If I sleep now, then I might not wake up.

Or maybe I'll just never sleep again.

Lara.

Daniel.

I think we should talk about last night.

- La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! - I'm serious, Lara!

What do you remember?

? There's not much to say to me ?

? That's okay, you know that girls like mystery ?

? They'll know all the things I've had ?

? That's okay, it don't necessarily make it bad ?

? Leave me alone, I'm just your enemy ?

? I've seen it all, I've seen your jealousy ?

? They say, love me till the end ?

Last night was fucking amazing.

Yeah.

Yeah, it was, but, um...

I've got quite a lot to do, so...

On your way.

Just get these on.

What have you got to do?

Um, you know, things.

Stuff.

Things.

So...

That's it then, is it?

It?

What... I'm not gonna kill you.

Or eat you.

I'm not a praying mantis.

You know, I don't get you.

Been after me for ages, but...

Whatever.

I'll see you later, Lara.

Thank you.

For your service.

That's some cold shit, man.

? They only see me as a friend ?

? I don't care about desire ?

? They say, love me till the end ?

? They only see me as a friend ?

? We leave a lot to be desired ?

? I never wanted to be desired ?

? Oh, oh ?

? Don't turn around ?

? Just walk away ?

? Don't turn around ?

? Just walk away ?

Shut up, Daniel!

Sorry, Mom.

Oh, mate, you have got to move out.

Never.

Free accommodation in London, babe.

Don't tell me you're not jealous.

Maybe I am a bit, but I can totally shag people

without having to squeeze 'em in through the window.

True.

Anyhow, I'm running late, sorry, not sorry.

What is new?

Oh, my boots.

You could poke someone's eye out with these bad boys.

- Did you get them? - Mhm.

I'm gonna stamp all over them.

Bitch, ya dare, ya die.

I'll try my best.

No promises, though.

Listen, I'm gonna go score some mandies

soon as we get there from Zee.

Are you still in?

Yes, babe!

Let's get feral.

I'll be ready in two shakes.

I love you.

I love you too.

? But it's the best you can do ?

? But is she going away ?

? No, she'll always be here waiting for you ?

? Back here on Earth ?

Daniel, where are you going?

Mom, you don't need to ask me that

every time I leave the house.

Don't I?

No, I'm not 15, I'm an adult.

- Are you? - Yes.

And if you must know, I'm staying at Lara's tonight,

so don't worry.

That's meant to make me less worried?

- That girl... - That girl took me in

when you wouldn't.

I wouldn't.

How could you say that?

I cried every night after you left.

Things I heard, Daniel.

Don't cry, Mom.

I'm back now, okay?

Just calm yourself.

Put Big Brother on, have a rum,

and I'll be back by morning, all right?

I love you, Mom.

You're a pain in the ass, but I do love you.

Please don't swear.

"Ass" isn't a swear word, Mom.

? You're pretty ?

Hey, darling!

Where you been all my life?

- Fuck off! - You fucking wop!

? You're listening to the dead-eyed bitch ?

? Do nothing... ?

Whoa!

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Watch where you're going!

I'm so sorry, babe, it was an accident.

Here you go.

Great selection, by the way.

They were.

They're gonna be scratched now.

No, babe, don't worry, they'll be fine!

- I love your jacket! - This?

- Black Wire? - Yeah, Rocket!

Ooh, Rocket, nice.

You should come tonight.

Okay, all right, cool!

All right, I'll see you then!

All right, see you then!

Hm!

? Watch movies with the lights on ?

? Sit still, keep the tags on ?

? Didn't you see this one sometime last week ?

I mean it, babe.

You don't remember anything?

- The after party? - Can we just not, Daniel?

It's buzzkill enough

that we're going to my grandmother's funeral.

Can you even read that?

Sure I can.

- Fuck. - Mm.

Exactly.

It's okay, because my brother Tim,

he said that he'd read it for me if I bottle it, so it's cool.

Oh, my God, I can't wait for you to meet him.

And Mom! Mom's gonna see you!

She loves you!

When did you write it?

Um... I was like nine or 10 or something.

It's not Shakespeare.

You and your Nan were close then, yeah?

Yeah.

We were.

Anyway.

To Gran! Woo!

At least try and hide it.

It's 9:30 A.M.

It's okay, it's breakfast vodka.

You see, you can have anything in the morning

if you put "breakfast" in front of it.

Breakfast vodka, breakfast hang gliding,

- breakfast crack, breakfast... - Denial, babe.

Breakfast denial, this is pure denial on toast,

- come on! - What?

Okay, fine, what did I do?

Did I step on your boots?

Did I fuck your crush?

Did I slag someone off to their face again?

- What? - Yeah,

all of the above, actually.

But that's not what I'm talking about.

What is with this Mike Lee intervention bullshit, Daniel?

For God's sake, whatever I did, I am sorry.

Can we not just move on?

Let me think about it, no.

Fine.

I remember having lots of fun.

And after that, after the fun?

We ran for a train, I pinched an old man's ass,

- and now we're here. - No.

When did you become such a buzzkill anyway?

I'm going for a piss.

Watch my shit.

Hey, babe.

Here's perfect.

Thank you!

- Hey! - Oh!

You bitch!

You missed our set last night.

- I... - You were shagging Stevie,

- weren't you? - I would never miss

- a Highkick's DJ set. - Sure, sure.

So what did we play?

LCD Soundsystem, Giant Drag, Le Tigre, Hot Chip,

and that fit band from New York,

- The Fuckheads. - Fine, I'll let you off.

How's Jasper? I heard his label dropped him.

You know.

He's not taking it out on you, is he, babe?

He's just having a hard time at the moment.

We're fine.

Do you need me to kill him?

Not if I get there first.

- Is Zee here? - Yeah.

She's already off her nut.

She's not slept in like three days.

Oh, and she bit my neck earlier.

Terrifying.

- Wish me luck. - You'll need it.

Oh, and tell Daniel that I've already gone in, yeah?

He's already in there, babe.

- What? - Yeah.

I swear that bitch has a jetpack.

- Hello, trouble. - Hey.

Tell that Zee to stop biting people.

She's putting me in an awkward fucking position.

Hey, pipe down, city boy.

You're lucky if you even get in with that haircut.

Bitch.

? House of jealous lovers ?

? One hand ties the other ?

? House of jealous lovers ?

? Jealous lovers house ?

Hey.

All right, Lara?

- How you doing? - Great, how are you?

Good. Is that red wine?

- Yes, let me get you one. - Oh, thanks.

The only thing is I haven't actually got my wallet with me,

so can we stick it on a tab?

- Yes, don't worry about it. - Oh, thank you!

- I got you, there you go. - See you in a bit!

All right!

Whoa.

- Soft lad. - Ow, Christ!

That's money out of my till, that.

Down there, wash them glasses.

- She's a mate. - Work.

- Zee! - Lara, babe!

How have you been?

This tune!

This is my tune!

They wrote it about me, you know.

Babe.

Look, do you have any...

Oh, it's fucking massive this one!

I heard them play it at side stage at Reading.

Me and the lead singer are like this.

Babe, I was there, remember?

Do you not remember?

- No, I kinda need... - Yeah, yeah, yeah?

You need some what?

What?

- Babe, you're not... - Don't call me "babe."

You owe me money, Lara.

Don't pretend that you don't remember.

I'm not that fucking stupid.

People are always taking the piss.

Zee, I...

Oh, your face!

No, I was just kidding!

You really got me, darling.

I'm sorry, I just don't have my wallet with me is...

Yeah, it's fine!

Just get me into the after party, yeah?

That goes without saying, babe.

- Do you want some? - No.

Um, mitts off, buster.

- He's mine. - No, no, no.

Come on, Daniel.

Oh.

Crushed dead snail.

How fucking great.

Oh, the piss on the floor wasn't me.

Do you want a line?

No, stupid, look.

Oh.

Oh.

I'm starting to feel horrendous.

It's wearing off.

So, as we were saying...

Oh! Saved by the bell.

It's my brother.

He's just got here from NYC.

Hey, bro, have you landed?

Yeah, I got in late last night, remember?

- Where are you? - Train.

Full disclosure, had a bit of a late night last night.

Of course you did, with the fringe patrol.

Shit, are you gonna be all right to read your...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be fine.

How is it?

It's a Tory death rave.

The usual twerps.

Someone's just asked me how my trumpet playing's going.

Fifi's gawking around like a fucking deranged rat

and Dad's waddling around like a tubby goose

looking like he's trying to be busy.

Oh.

Can't wait.

- Is Mom there? - No.

It's just me, Beastie, Barney, Bugsy, and Bastard.

I could do with a fucking drink.

I've got vodka!

I'll see you soon, bro.

Hurry the fuck up.

Babe, check that out.

Um, who's with her?

Uh, we are.

She's such a nightmare.

Don't be a dick, take her home.

But we'll miss Black Wire.

Can you look after your friend, please?

Hey, babe, you wanna sing with me?

You always fucking ruin everything.

You always fucking ruin everything.

- Come on. - You're a duck

and I'm a fucking goose.

- Stop laughing. - It's funny!

It's not.

- Shall we? - Come on.

'Bout fucking time.

Keep your haircut on, Sheila.

- Sheila? - It's Karen.

Oh.

Turn it up, babe, turn it up!

Woo!

Hi.

- Where to? - All Saints Church,

- Steeple Ashton. - That's a bit far, innit?

I missed my stop, I fell asleep,

and I need to get there in like half an hour, mate.

Yeah, you're a long way from there.

Don't usually go that far.

Shoulda got off at Chippenham.

Please, look, it's a funeral,

and it will be my funeral unless I get there.

Please.

All right.

Yes.

You sure about this, babe?

He stinks of creep to me.

That's a risk I'm willing to take.

What did you say?

Oh, I wasn't talking to you, mate, don't worry.

? Who took the bomp ?

? Every day and night ?

? Every day and night ?

? I can see your disco disco dick ?

? Is sucking my heart out of my mind ?

The thing is, I don't understand

why you won't play my fucking song.

Just stop, okay?

- Just calm down. - Just fucking play it.

I mean, I fucking told you, girlie.

Later.

I can't play right...

You know who I am.

I don't understand why you don't get it.

Just play my fucking song now!

Get the fuck away from the DJ now

before I kick you out.

- What the fuck? - Look at me, look at me.

Enough, enough.

? I take you home, now watch me get you hot ?

? You're just a parrot when you're screaming ?

? and you're shouting ?

? More crackers, please ?

? More crackers, please ?

? You want what you want, ?

? but you don't wanna be on your knees ?

? Who does your, who does your hair ?

- This is bunk. - Yeah.

? Who took the Ram from the Ramalamadingdong ?

Be alright if he gets a haircut.

? Who took the Ram from the Ramalamadingdong ?

? How are you ?

? Fine, thank you ?

Hello.

Nice to see ya.

? You bought a new van the first year of your band ?

? You're cool and I hardly wanna say "not" ?

? Because I'm so bored that I'd be entertained ?

? Even by a stupid fuckin' linoleum floor ?

? Linoleum floor ?

? Your lyrics are dumb like a linoleum floor ?

? I'll walk on it ?

? I'll walk all over you ?

? Walk on it, walk on it, walking one, two ?

? Who, who, who, who ?

? Who took the Bomp from the Bompalompalomp ?

? Who took the Ram from the Ramalamadingdong ?

- Sick. - Babe, I need you

to listen to me before you get in there, all right?

It's important that we talk about this now.

God's sake, Daniel!

We are going to my grandmother's funeral.

Is it really the time to be having a go at me?

Oi, that's enough of that.

- Babe? - What?

I'm not having a go at you.

But I really need you to listen to me, all right?

- Have you got any cash? - No, mate.

I swear I had some.

Look.

Don't worry about it.

I'm sorry for your loss.

Oh, you're a babe!

Thank you!

- Hey, sis. - Hey, bro.

Hey, mate.

Look after her, yeah?

Cool.

New mate?

Yeah, this... mm.

Lara, you're here!

- Is that Lara? - Yeah.

You look... fascinating.

I'm so sorry to hear about Granny.

I know you were close.

Quick, quick, let's see who can touch Lara first?

Hands where we can see 'em, Andrew, you creepy old git.

Hello, Uncle Andrew.

Not a famous artist yet then?

Not yet.

Still working on it.

You were always jolly creative

with your sandcastles as a child.

Perhaps you could move into architecture.

I'll consider it.

Horrid news about Granny.

She always made a spiffing trifle.

Our George is doing rather good in the city.

He's here with his new fianc�e, Bea.

She's heir to a biscuit fortune, you know.

And she has a marvelous backside!

Oh, here they are.

Hey, cuz.

Jolly shite news about Granny, eh?

Still, 103?

Bugger me.

Anyway, this is my better half, Beatrice.

Oh, you can call me Beastie!

That's what the girls call me at the rowing club,

seeing as we're going to be family!

Hi, Beastie.

Congratulations, George is a catch.

You're telling me!

It took a while to wear him down,

but I got there, didn't I, bunny?

You did, puppet!

I did!

So Daddy is thinking of using our estate in Berkshire

for the reception, and I was going to ask

if you would be a bridesmaid!

You're screaming for a makeover!

Ooh, I can't wait!

Neither can I.

Excuse us, humans,

we need to go and help Dad arrange his brain.

Stick out if you can.

Are you okay? Have you washed?

I can't think about it.

If I think about it, then I'm gonna be sick again,

and there is no way that I can do...

I can't do this, one of you two are gonna have to do it.

Fuck, okay, but you owe me.

All right, give it here.

Mother of a pig... pig?

Mother of... what?

I can't read your fucking writing.

I can't even fucking read this.

What the fuck have you written?

Well, give me a break, it's like mystical,

Scripture-like vibes.

And I stained the paper with tea as well.

Looks like you're on your own, kid.

You're gonna be fine.

- Oh, fuck. - You can do it.

Hello, sweetie.

Hey, Mama.

My girl!

My darling girl!

How are you?

Did you get here okay?

I mean, you're here, so I suppose you did.

Everything's organized, don't worry.

Oh, you've got the poem?

- Yeah, I... - Good.

Well, I'm okay.

Dodgy knee's playing up a bit, but I soldier on.

Fifi has been amazing!

She arranged all the flowers.

Everyone's been congratulating me

on looking after me own mom in her last years.

Single-handedly, but I'm no hero.

No, I won't have it.

I'm not.

After 30 years in show business,

I'm ready for anything!

Right, here we go!

Showtime.

Single-handedly?

Save it.

At least I've avoided Fifi.

Don't speak so soon.

- Darling! - Oh, here we go.

Fifi, I thought you said I had to wear black.

No. Did I say that?

- Yeah. - Oh! Oh, well, never mind.

You know what I'm like.

Couldn't resist a little bit of color for Granny.

Oh, Granny.

It's not right.

These were hers.

And I love them, Granny.

They look fabulous on me.

But you, darling,

oh, look at you!

You look... how much do you weigh now?

Adrian!

Darling!

What was that?

That was Fifi, Dad's pet twat.

She's happy.

Well, the house is hers now.

No.

Do you think?

How much do I weigh?

Well, maybe she could eat you.

That's one way of getting rid of you.

God help me.

Fucking troll, that's the thing.

I'm just like... do you know who I love?

I love Bella.

She's always... the thing is

even though I'm clearly like the party one,

she's like... yeah, but she's also the party one.

I feel like she always has the most fun.

Like she's always like, "Oh, touch me, touch me!"

Ohh!

Listen... oh, my God, look who it is.

- You've gotta do it. - I'm gonna do it.

- Are you gonna do it? - Fuck it!

- All right. - Do it here.

- Hi, you all right? - Yeah.

I don't know if you remember me,

but I'm actually one of your biggest fans.

But I'm also an artist,

and I was thinking that maybe we could, like, sit down,

have a chat, because I wanted to, like,

design some of your next flyers

or even like the artwork for your next single.

I don't know where the rest of the band are,

but maybe we could just, like, hang out,

have a drink or something cool,

like there's an after party and...

We can do that sometime,

but I've got to actually shoot off right now, love, so...

but listen, if I were you, I'd go home as well, love,

because your nose is bleeding.

Dorian, come on, babe.

All right.

Before you go, stick that in your pocket, yeah?

Have a good night, I'll see you soon.

- Cheers. - Buy some jeans that fit.

Oh, my God, you won't believe this,

but he is gonna put us on the guest list

for Reading Festival.

After party at Sam's!

- Yes! - Let's do it.

- Ooh, babe? - Yeah.

Don't forget it's your Nan's funeral tomorrow.

Look, I'm gonna go for an hour, an hour!

- An hour. - An hour!

- An hour. - An hour?

- An hour. - An hour.

Ow!

And now Jane's youngest grandchild, Lara,

will read a poem she wrote for her

when she was only 10 years old.

Lara.

Grandma, grandmother.

A mother of two.

A sister to four.

An enemy to none.

A listener to all.

The oceans of love...

...you bless us all with...

...as pure as doves.

And my reason to live.

A magical voice...

that tells tales so great.

A voice that is free of pain and hate.

Her strength is stronger than an ocean wave.

And she is as strong as she is brave.

Her beauty is so rich

as a river is deep.

Her gentle loving touch keeps me safe in my sleep.

Once more with a little more feeling, darling?

What's that?

Cake.

Haven't you got any more white?

Nah, it's all gone.

But try this.

You're gonna love it.

Smoother than coke and helps you come off Mandy.

Ooh?

Right.

There you go.

All right.

Oh.

Fuck, that's strong.

Are you all right?

Mhm.

I'm gonna go find Tommy.

You do that.

Did you like it?

Oh.

Oh, she's gone.

? She just needs to feel secure ?

? Self-esteem is... ?

I know you feel like this now,

but honestly, you're so talented, babe.

We're actually called Cage.

- Cage. - Yeah, yeah.

Oh.

I didn't know that.

Did I know that?

- Was I supposed to know... - No, I don't know.

No, I don't think it's compulsory.

You know what I'm saying?

This is over if he catches us.

Every week you got someone afraid, right?.

You're gonna have to chill the fuck out, babe.

You've gotta start being nicer to him.

You're such a nice fucking girl when you try,

do you know what I mean?

That was just one review.

We're fine, it's okay.

Yeah, I guess it's true that I have just really felt

always connected to you.

It's like it's so strange,

like naturally, I'm really introverted, right?

I'm gonna have to speak to her, but everybody here

has been calling me Sheila and I don't understand

because my name is Karen, like what the fuck?

? Controls me ?

I've got so much anger.

I understand, but you can't keep doing this.

You can't keep throwing it out on other people.

She didn't do anything to you.

We know who the weak link is,

it always has been Danny.

- My band's over there, so... - Oh!

- I'm so sorry. - No, that's fine, yeah.

- Yeah, okay. - Okay, I'll catch you later.

It doesn't matter who she is,

doesn't matter what she said to you,

you've got to keep a low fucking...

- Zee, I've heard... - Fuck off.

I'm pointing fingers, I'm pointing fingers

straight at fucking you, Danny.

- What have I done? - I think you're the weak link.

I'm just telling you now I think you're the weak link.

- He's young, he's young. - Shut the fuck up a second.

I think you're the fucking weak link.

- What's wrong with my playing? - I think... I think...

I think you play bass like a wanker

and I think you sound like a wanker too.

I'm the glue of the bad.

I'm the actual fucking glue.

I'm not gonna say that, 'cause you know what,

you know what you two are lacking a lot of,

and that's talent.

Look who's awake.

Get the fuck off me, Ronnie.

Sorry, I couldn't help it.

It's your fault for looking so beautiful.

My fault?

Fuck you.

? Come on ?

? Hoo, hoo ?

I could have been anything, Shaun.

I could have been an actress, a supermodel.

But I just didn't feel like that was my part,

like, I'm... I'm too much of a free spirit

to be pinned down into one tiny little box.

- Do you know what I mean? - Yeah.

- Yeah. - Look.

Lara.

Where have you been?

You know, she's one of my best friends.

Where is Daniel?

I've got to go to my grandmother's funeral

and we're late, okay, where is he?

Fuck me, I didn't need to hear that.

Daniel. Where is he?

He went into the back bathroom with Tommy.

- When was that? - I don't know!

Fucking hell.

There you go.

? Yeah ?

What's that, then?

What do you think, Ronnie?

Is it 'cause... I just don't know,

is it 'cause I got dropped by the label?

No, no, of course not.

No.

Jesus, just move on.

Fuckin' stay.

- Where is Daniel? - Oh, and you can fuck off

and all.

- Bella, where... where is Daniel? - I don't know, babe.

Yeah, we're fuckin' everything from Newcastle, Sheffield.

Daniel.

Dan.

- He's not breathing. - Oh Lord.

- Ring an ambulance now. - Lara,

call the fucking ambulance.

- Lara. - Gram... Gran's funeral.

? Hold me, don't touch me ?

- ? We're all friends ? - Lara!

? You won't feel a thing from over there ?

? Oh cash in your dues ?

? We're all friends ?

So, I wanted to say a few words

about my old mum.

Um, I suppose, if you look at it,

her greatest achievement was me.

? ?

? Hold me, don't touch me ?

? We're all friends ?

? You won't feel a thing from over there ?

Sweetie, sweetie.

You're just going to get your things from London.

You're gonna come and stay with me

for a while, okay?

Okay?

- Hello? - Thank God. Babe.

Where did you go?

Do you not remember what happened?

- I do. - Okay, um...

So I spoke to your brother.

We're gonna have a little gathering

for Daniel at the pub today.

Mm.

Lara, you should be there.

Right.

Just sleep, darling.

Just sleep.

I thought this guy might want to ride in the back with you.

Oh, Chris.

Bloody hell.

I haven't used this since Glasto.

It smells of BO and shame.

- Sorry, mate. - Thanks, babe.

Honestly, anything is better than being there right now.

Well, look, you can...

you can stay here as long as you want.

Mi casa si you shithole.

What is it?

- What does it say? - Nailed it, babe.

Oh.

You can stay as long as you want,

make yourself at home.

All are loved and welcomed at Lady Lara's Towers.

If only my actual mother felt the same way.

Well, I would talk to her, babe,

but she hates me and she wants me dead,

so, probably wouldn't help.

She doesn't hate you, babe,

she just lives on another planet.

She finds it easier to blame you

for the things she doesn't understand about me.

Well, what happened? What was it this time?

She found something in my room and kicked off.

Fuck. What?

It doesn't matter.

Anyway...

She was going through my stuff and I freaked out.

And she said the usual

"when you're under my roof" crap,

and I just snapped.

Kind of told her to fuck off,

which made things worse, obviously.

Then, before I knew it,

we were just screaming in each other's faces.

Saying all sorts.

Then she kicked me out. Again.

Motherly love, eh?

You know, she'd rather see her own son on the street

than to...

...than to actually accept me.

She loves... she bloody loves you, Daniel, yeah?

But you said it yourself, like, she's from another planet.

She's from another universe.

And it will blow over, it always does.

You'll be hidin' treats under your bed in no time.

I don't know, babe.

This time I...

I've never...

The things I said.

The things she said.

The way she...

The way she looked at me.

I'm worried this time, Lara.

Feels different, you know?

Look, families are shite bags, Dan.

I know that.

But it will be all right, it always is in the end.

Just exhausted, babe, of hoping and hiding.

I'm... I'm fucking tired of it.

I could honestly sleep for a month.

This family shit is...

Look, we are family.

I am family.

And with me, you don't have to hide,

you don't have to change,

you just have to be you, all right?

And you are not alone.

You hear me?

I didn't realize I've booked a session

with Jeremy Kyle's ginger sister.

I would have dressed nicer.

Anyway...

What about Chris?

Chris, Chris is totally part of our family.

He is like a drunk uncle.

- Druncle. - Nice.

Like, he gets too pissed at weddings,

he feels up the bridesmaids, you can't take him anywhere.

- Classic Chris. - Classic Chris.

Anyway, come on, you, get up and bounce.

Oh, I can't, babe, I'm so done.

You are never too tired to bounce, Granddad.

Come on.

Come on, you.

All right.

Woo!

That's it.

? I was your boyfriend when we were 15 ?

? It's the happiest that I've ever been ?

? Even though we didn't understand ?

? how to do much more than just hold hands ?

? There's so much about you I miss ?

? The clumsy way we used to kiss ?

? I wish I'd convinced you you'd made a mistake ?

? If memory serves we're still on a break ?

? Other girls went and other girls came ?

? I can't get over my old flame ?

? I'm still in love with Emily Kane ?

? Every girl that I've seen since ?

? looks just like you when I squint ?

? I know you said it's for the best ?

? I still ?

So we don't have to go in for long, okay?

We don't have to go in at all.

No, no, no, no.

No, I wanna go.

I wanna go.

You gotta live your life to the fuckin' fullest.

You never know when death is gonna hit ya,

you know what I mean?

It's like...

it's just... it can fuckin' knock you out of nowhere.

Has anyone got a light?

Get her a light, you prick.

So, anyway, yeah, so, basically,

you've gotta fuckin' live.

We're too young, you're too young.

Yeah, sorry I missed your gig, mate.

Yeah, sorry, man, I missed it.

- I was fuckin' busy. - It's all right, man.

- Yeah? - Yeah, you know when you get

a crowd goin', it's pretty hard to go wrong.

- Yeah. - You gotta live

your fullest life.

- Yeah. - Definitely, definitely.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, Dan always...

he always talked about you guys.

- Dead Daniel? - Yeah.

So you just take that voice yeah,

you take that,

and you fuckin' run for the hills.

Yeah, yeah, he's a big fan of mine, you know,

and the boys, he fuckin' loved them.

You can't fuckin' die in a fuckin' bathtub.

- You should say somethin'. - Yeah.

- If he needs some of that... - Yeah.

- That heart of yours. - Yeah, I'm... I'm kinda...

I'm the... I'm the guy to do it, aren't I?

Yeah, all right, come on.

Daniel was a hero of this scene.

Supportive as well.

Really good friend, especially to me.

Really good fuckin' friend.

Fuckin' hell.

Came to so many of our gigs.

He... he once told me that our song

was one of the best songs he ever heard.

Fuck this.

He said he could hear our music in his dreams.

But now Daniel, we can see you in our dreams.

Yeah?

Yeah.

For Daniel.

Fuck!

Fuck!

You little shit!

What are you fucking talking about?

Oh, my fucking fanny.

You're a fucking monster!

He was my friend!

He was my fucking friend!

Fuck you!

That went well.

Where's my girl?

I don't know, Mum.

We'll find her.

It's just all got so out of hand.

Why didn't you tell me?

I didn't know.

? This is a brand new problem ?

? A problem without any clues ?

? If you know the clues, it's easy to get through ?

? But you look confused and you don't know what to do ?

? It's hard to get an answer if you haven't got a clue ?

? If you work it out, tell me what you find ?

? If the least you can do is show some restraint ?

? Then the most you can do is get carried away ?

? Carried away, carried away ?

? I can see that you look confused ?

? And you don't know what to do ?

? Say what you see ?

? What you like ?

? If you work it out, tell me what you find ?

? We can have a few decent days and nights ?

? If you're meant to be here and you want to be late ?

? The best thing you can do is get lost on the way ?

? Lost on the way, lost on the way ?

? I can see that you look confused ?

? and you don't know what to do ?

? Say what you see ?

? What you like ?

? If you work it out, tell me what you find ?

? We can have a few decent days and nights ?

? We can have a few, we can have a few ?

? We can have a few decent days and nights ?

? We can have a few, we can have a few ?

? We can have a few decent days and nights ?

? If you want to make a guess ?

I don't get it, all you care about is art.

Yeah, but, like, life is art, Dan, do you know what I mean?

Our lives are art,

and I... it's not like I'm even learning anything here.

I mean, who the fuck are these tutors anyway?

They're all just unfuckable, failed artists.

- Sure, sure. - I'm not learning anything,

so, why bother, do you know what I mean?

Mm, sure, sure, mm-hm.

And club promotion is art.

You know, it's like collaborating,

it's all about experimenting, it's all about being one,

and, you know, that is art, you know,

so why do I even need to be here?

Bullshit, babe.

What did your parents say about this lazy crap?

- They don't know yet. - Mm.

But fuck 'em.

You know the story.

Oh, poor you.

Real fucked up, Lara.

At least they love you.

And anyway, all the more reason to stay.

I'm just not... I'm not inspired here.

This makes me so sad, babe.

You're so talented.

I mean, not as talented as some, obviously,

but it's not an excuse to drop out.

What about your grant? What a waste.

I'm telling you.

"Oh, fuck the system."

Yeah, yeah, I get it, but at least see this through.

Don't let them get the best of you.

I've made my mind up.

You'll regret it.

You're an idiot.

- Excuse me? - Yeah, I said it.

No, you wo...

Don't you dare.

- I'm coming for you. - No, not on this shirt.

I am coming.

? You're pretty, oh so pretty ?

? Why waste your time just sitting ?

? Here a-listening to that dull-eyed bitch ?

You better clean this mess up.

? Do nothing, eat your chocolates ?

? Drink your wine ?

? She won't let you ?

Fine.

I'll do it myself then.

Always clearing up after these arrogant fucks.

? What's eating you is a mystery ?

? But go home with her one more time ?

- Hey, Mama. - There's my girl.

Welcome.

- Do you want some champers? - Thank you.

- Hey, bro. - Hey, sis.

- Is that for me? - That's for you.

- Like that? - Proud of you.

Thanks.

Oh, hey!

- Hello, guys! - Hello, girls.

How are you doing?

We just had a mousse made of goose.

Yes, well, the tiramisu has left a lot to be desired,

but still, there you go.

- Champagne? - Oh!

- Ooh! - Champers, bunny!

How wonderful. Thank you, thank you.

- Get in there. - Oh, how great.

- There she is. - Hi.

Hello, my girl.

Oh, I'm so proud of you.

Oh, you're a star!

She takes after me, you know?

Who's this?

Hi. Champagne?

- This is Bella. - Thank you.

Trying to get me drunk?

Oop, I've got a neckerchief,

so we'll have to be careful we don't get intertwined.

- Run for the hills. - Yeah, gotcha.

- Darling. - Darling, hi.

- What a brave suit. - Thanks, Fifi.

- Champagne? - Of course.

- Keep it coming. - Have fun now.

- Do you see what I mean? - Yeah.

A bit of a fresh... Yeah, a refresh. Freshen up.

- Speaking of fresh. - Hello.

- Stevie. - How are you doing?

I'm all right.

- Do you want a drink? - Yeah, go on then.

Hey, look at you.

- See you in there. - See you in there.

The exhibition, like,

why can't we just have as many as we want?

- Tommy. - Hey.

- Hey. You made it. - I did.

- You all right? - I'm all right.

- Yeah? - You okay?

You've done good, Lara, be proud.

Thanks.

Do you want a drink?

God, yes.

Hey, Bella, pet, you all right?

Mm-hm.

- See you in there. - See you in there.

- You gonna be all right? - Yeah.

Okay, see you soon.

Lara.

Terri.

- I... - Lara,

take good care of yourself now.

For our boy.

? So if you're lonely ?

? You know I'm here waiting for you ?

? I'm just a cross-hair ?

? I'm just a shot away from you ?

? And if you leave here ?

? You leave me broken, shattered I lie ?

? I'm just a cross-hair ?

? I'm just a shot, then we can die ?

? Oh, oh, oh ?

? I know I won't be leaving here with you ?

Scene 10, slate three, take two.

Ooh.

So, I wanted to say a few words about my old mum.

Flower me, Dave.

Reset.

Sorry.

I thought this little dickhead

might want to ride in the back with you.

Action.

I thought this little prickhole

might want to ride in the back with you.

Action.

I thought this a-hole might want...

No, that's well out.

And action.

I thought this wanker might want to ride in the back with you.

Perfect, I literally laughed.

I suppose, if you look at it,

her greatest achievement was me.

Oh.

Something about tunes, guitars.

Look, if I'm honest, it's...

we know who the weak link is, it always has been Danny.

I'm glad someone fuckin' said it.

Why is it shit, Dan, why is it shit?

It's shit because, well, we've got no label now,

- obviously... - Yeah, yeah,

and why haven't we got...

you're kind of fucking dodging the obstacle here.

Why haven't we got a label now?

Why do you think, Danny? I'm asking you.

I don't know, Jasper, I don't know.

We're good enough.

? I say don't you know ?

It's the same conversation every fucking week.

Look, you come in and you...

- Zee, I've heard on... - Fuck off.

You come in and you're good as gold.

It doesn't matter who she is,

doesn't matter what she said to you,

you've got to keep a low fuckin' profile...

- Zee, I've heard on... - Fuck off.

Keep yourself a low profile, do you know what I mean?

Scene six, slate one, take two.

Ow.

Bring-bring!

It's all right, isn't it?

Is it?

? I say ?

? Take me out ?

? I say you don't show ?

? Don't move, time is slow ?

? I say ?

No, fuck off.

I'm pointing fingers, I'm point fingers

straight at fucking you, Danny.

I think you're the weak link.

I'm just telling you now, I think you're the weak link.

He's young, he's young, he's young.

Shut the fuck up a second.

I think you're the fucking weak link.

I think... I think... I think you play bass like a wanker

and I think you sound like a wanker too.

And that's my honest opinion,

I think it's a bit shit.

I've been wanting to get rid of you for a long time.

We spoke to the record label,

'bout it and they weren't happy with you.

And, to be honest, that little fuckin' little bowtie

you got 'round your neck looks shit,

and I always thought it.

- It's not about the fame! - I'm... I'm going solo, boy.

Babe, are these jokers for real?

- Yeah, go. Fuck off. - Sorry.

Well, you know what you two are lacking a lot of,

and that's talent.

? Well, I say you don't know ?

Um...

I'm not really joking there.

I think she sacrificed so much.

She recognized my talent at a very young age,

and then sacrificed so much to push me forwards,

and Andrew to a lesser extent, of course.

Hm, that's the Tory death rate.

Usual twerps.

Someone just asked me how much Triple Play is getting.

No, that's just Beastie, Bonnie, Bastard, and...

Fuck.

What was it?

What was that... what's the other name?

? Take me out ?

? If I move, this could die ?

? If eyes move, this could die ?

? I want you ?

Hey, babe, you wanna sing with me?

? Na, na, na, na ?

Don't be a dick, take her home.

But we'll miss Black Wire.

Could you look after your friend, please?

Ugh, you always fuckin' ruin everything.

You always fuckin' ruin everything.

You are a duck and I'm a fucking goose.

? I know I won't be leaving here with you ?

? I know I won't be leaving here ?

? I know ?

Just a bit of a chip chap chop, do you know what I mean?

- Yeah. - Little bit of a freshen up.

Fresh, fresh, fresh.

Oh, speaking of fresh.

- Hi, Stevie. - Hello.

- Are you all right? - I'm all right.

Aw, thanks for coming.

Pleasure, pleasure.

Oh, go on then.

Look at you, mate.

Ta, thanks very much.

I'll see you in a bit.

? You say you don't know ?

Action.

Hello.

You all right?

You want a drink?

Yeah, go on then.

Hey.

Look at you.

Cheers.

But I was glad to be able to repay that a little bit

by looking after her in those last months

to reconnect with her as much as was possible,

of course, in the circumstances.

And they're always trying to make me the frontwoman,

and I'm like, "Naturally, I'm a bass player," you know?

Like, I'm the glue... oh my God, I'm the glue.

Oh my God, I'm the glue of the band.

Oh, that makes total sense now, like, I get it.

Like, I'm the glue of the band, I hold everything together.

Like, I line everything up.

Wait, how long have I been sitting here?

It's rolling. Okay. Quiet on set, please.

Now that's beautiful, baby.

Quiet, please.

Um...

- All right. - Don't do that.

- Okay. - Can you get

that tongue out, please?

Can you put that away, please?

All right, standing by.

Standing by.

What's the name of your band again?

Um, we're actually called, um,

well, we're actually...

- What? - Cage.

Oh, yeah, we're actually called Cage, so...

- Cage? - Yeah, yeah.

Oh.

I didn't know that.

And action.

Oh.

- Hey. - Hey, are you all right?

- Do you want a drink? - Yeah, go on then.

Reset.

And action.

- Oh, hey, Tommy. - Hey.

Your name isn't Tommy.

Uh, I think you said something about talking...

- Speaking of fresh. - Speaking of fresh.

- How are you? - Hey, pal. Before you go,

stick that in your pocket, yeah?

Good work, I'll see you later.

- All right. - All right.

Buy some jeans that fit.

Reset.

That was weird, what was that about?

I was so on my mark.

I was so on my mark!

I just...

And action.

Thank God.

Sorry.

Action.

- Hey, bro. - Hey, sis.

Yeah. Well met.

Sorry. Sorry.

- Reset. - I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.

Um, her favorite singer was Vera Lynn.

Uh, I did try to book Vera for this service,

but she wasn't answering her phone for some reason.

Um...

? Oh ?

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