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Alison?
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Alison?
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Help! Help! There be
creatures in the house!
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Strange men with
the heads of flies!
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We all knew they were coming
today! Well, they scared me.
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Everything scare
you. Am I right?
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Yeah, it's true. You'd be scared
of a teddy bear if it spoke.
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Actually, that is quite scary,
but you know what I mean.
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You're a scaredy
cat. What be they?
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Well, they're just woodworm men.
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Woodworm... men?!
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Well, what are you
all doing out here?
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You don't have to stay
out, only me and Mike.
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Did the woodworm men banish you?
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Well, no... Yeah. They're, um...
They're fumigating. Fumigating?!
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Yeah, it means we
can't go back in
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cos if we inhale
their mist then we'll
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I don't know, like,
die or something.
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Look, you guys can go back in.
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I've turned all the
pages in your books
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and the chessboard
is on the table. Ooh!
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I shall miss you. OK...
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Terribly. Thank you.
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The TV's on the movie channel
and, Kitty, Grease is on at four.
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I think you'll love it. How
lovely! What time is it now?
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Oh, nine.
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Gosh! I'd better hurry!
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It'll be nice to have some
peace and quiet for once
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without Michael's popular
music blasting on the speakers.
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Hang on, is that a tent?
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Yeah.
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You're going camping?
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Yeah, we're camping here.
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Oh, goodness gracious!
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You sleeping outside by choice?
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Yeah. It will save us
money. Plus, it's fun.
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It fun until a
wolf eats your eye.
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Hm?
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My cousin. Hm.
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I always used to enjoy a
night under the canvas,
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on manoeuvres and so on. You know,
bracing fresh air, camaraderie,
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horseplay in the
lake. Yeah. Yeah.
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OK.
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Sure about this?
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Er, are YOU sure about this?
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I'm just saying, we could still
get a hotel if you prefer.
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Yes! Hotel - luxury!
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Walls, windows, roof.
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This'll be fun.
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Mike's not very outdoorsy.
Huh, what's that?
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I am outdoorsy, actually. Proper
outdoorsy, just so you know!
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Why does he always talk to
us as if we're up in the air?
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You left Glastonbury
to find a toilet.
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This, again! What about that
wedding? That was camping.
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That was glamping! The
yurts were already put up.
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We had a four-poster
bed and a minibar.
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Yeah, outside. That's camping.
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He wouldn't last long in
National Service, would he?
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No! No. I'd probably
have to phone his mum,
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get her to pick him up in
the middle of the night.
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Yeah. You having
a laugh, are you?
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With your mates? Your
little dead mates? Yeah?
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Well... Fine! Who's going
to have the last laugh?
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Mike is.
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Get into the
corners, do it right
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and they won't be
back for ten years.
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Woodworm men, woodworm
men, pay you gold
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and your power is spent.
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Not outdoorsy! I'll show her.
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Mm.
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Ah!
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Ooh, you!
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Ooh!
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Cryptic!
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Eight letter, occupied anatomy.
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Occupied anatomy?
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What are you up to?
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Crossword. Napping.
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Well, good.
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Make sure you keep the
noise down. I'm reading.
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Busybody! Oh, here we go.
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Yes, I wondered how
long it would take
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for you to resort
to name-calling!
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Eight letter, occupied anatomy
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busybody. Busybody. Hm.
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Well, quiet!
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Just make sure you keep it down.
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But, yeah, busybody.
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Right? Very good.
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Now, as ranking officer, I suggest
a full inventory before you start.
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Patrick, at the double,
quick smart. All right.
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Sleeping bag, sleeping mat...
Yes. ..mallet, tent pegs.
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I know. And what's that there?
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Oh, that's a puller. Yes,
that's for the tent pegs.
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Yes. Yes, I knew that.
Just checking. Right.
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Guy rope...
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Camping in your own back yard?
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I would have taken you to Paris,
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to drink the finest wines
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and marvel at the view from
the steps of Montmartre.
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Oh, right. Where's the ground sheet?
You're missing a ground sheet!
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Oh, it's built in. Wow!
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Fascinating modern
age we live in.
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What's that for? What's that?
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This
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is my tent.
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That's your tent. We'll
see who's outdoorsy. Oh!
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Seriously?
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Seriously. It's,
like, 80 years old.
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Nothing but a number!
Prime vintage.
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I'm pitching my
tent... over there.
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OK, good luck.
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Good luck, you. I don't need it.
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Yeah, you do. Don't
you worry, Alison,
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you're going to win this
competition hands down.
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With my expertise
and... And mine.
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And your ability to
follow orders, then...
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Oh, no! What am I
going to do now?
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Ah, yes. Well, I'm afraid
without a strong main mast...
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Ridge pole. Erm
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you're just left with the floppy,
flappy thing... Fly sheet.
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Have you really put up a tent?
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Or have you just ordered
other people about? Because...
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Rub-a-dub-a,
rub-a-dub-a, rub-a-dub-a!
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That's beside the point. Without
a strong and sturdy ridge pole,
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you'll never be able to get it
up. You'll have to admit defeat
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and join forces with
Michael. Nonsense!
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There's more than one
way to make a shelter
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and we've got plenty
of useful kit.
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Come on! Where are we going?
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The woods. Ooh!
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There's nowt
sturdier than trees.
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Come on! OK. Pat!
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Yes, well, I suppose
he does have some
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expertise in camping.
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Good.
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Sorry. I would help,
but I physically can't.
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Yeah, I know, Thomas, thank you.
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Get out, get out, get
out, get out, get out,
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get out, get out, get
out, get out, get out,
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get out, get out, get out.
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Get out!
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Get out, get out, get
out, get out, get out,
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get out, get out,
get out, get out.
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Get out!
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Well... worth a try, I suppose.
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Stay with us on the Family Movie
Channel because coming up at four,
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we have the classic
musical, Grease.
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And what are you up to, Kitty?
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I'm going to watch Grease. Do
you want to watch it with me?
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Of course not. Alison
says I'll like it.
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It's starting in a few hours.
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Not going to be running around the
house singing or anything, are you?
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No, just watching.
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All right. Well,
don't turn it up.
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I can't. Well, make
sure you don't.
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I can't. Well, good.
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Good.
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Good.
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Right, you want the peg at an
angle away from the centre.
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Aah. Lovely. That's it!
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Right. First time. Moving on.
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Nice and tight round
there. OK. Very good.
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That's it. That's marvellous.
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Get it under the... Yeah.
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That's it.
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Now, extra point for who can
tell me what this knot is called?
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Er... Well, that's a reef knot.
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No, it's a clove hitch.
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Damn it and blast it to hell!
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OK.
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That's it.
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Pull it nice and firmly, Alison.
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Yes.
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Yes. There she
goes! Whoa! Ha-ha!
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Oh, wow. Lovely.
Tie it off. Yeah.
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Make sure she's tied nice
and firmly. Very good.
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It's dead smart that, in't it?
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Yeah. Mm. I wonder
how Mike's getting on.
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Oh, I'm on it.
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Hopeless.
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What are you doing down
there? He can't see you, mate.
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Oh, yes, right.
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Sorry. Yes, the old
training kicking in.
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Right. How's he getting on?
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No, it's hopeless.
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Modern men, eh? Well, quite.
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Alison's got this
competition sewn up.
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Lovely. Now, remember,
we need nice, dry ones.
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Erm... Like this one?
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Yes, excellent.
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Well, there are some good ones
here. And over here, please.
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Can anyone tell me why you
use the small sticks first?
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Ah, yes, please! Well,
they catch quicker,
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with greater surface area allowing
the oxygen to feed the flames.
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Yes, Captain. Very
good answer. Ah!
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Gold star. Ah,
well, there we are!
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Yeah, that's excellent. That's
it. That is first class.
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Oh, yes, here we go.
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Feed it. Feed it.
Feed it. Feed it.
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Firm blows, Alison, firm blows.
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And now on Family Movies, it's over
to Rydell High with the Pink Ladies
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and the T-Birds in the
classic musical, Grease.
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At last!
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This is the best
bit, you know? Yeah.
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Everything's up, fire's
going, you've got your brew,
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you've got your biscuit.
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You can dip it.
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Yeah, OK.
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Dip it again.
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Lovely.
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Yeah. Lovely that.
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Yeah, this is nice, actually.
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You always make the
best of a situation.
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One of the many things
I love about you. Hm.
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But the truth is a
woman of your culture,
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your sophistication,
deserves to see the world.
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Have you travelled a lot, then?
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Oh, have I!
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I have.
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My grand tour, you might call it,
chasing the muse across Europe
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in search of inspiration.
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Paris, Venice, Vienna.
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Different sight,
sounds and smells
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to inspire the bubbling
cauldron of language,
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to paint the
landscape with words.
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What was Vienna like?
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Really
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nice.
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Nice?
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Hm. Very
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nice.
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You've got a fire?
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Yeah. How are you getting on?
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Good, actually. Yeah? I, er...
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I'm going to do my fire next.
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Oh. Just came to make
sure you were all right.
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She's fine. Yeah, great.
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Cool. Thank you.
All right. You OK?
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Yep. Good. See ya.
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Oh, watch out for the, um...
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Oh! Yep.
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Saw it.
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He didn't.
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Can you stop? I can't enjoy them
if you're looking at me like that.
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Yous are not welcomes here!
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Oh, be gone, ye
servants of Beelzebub!
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Oh, Mary! Oh, you simply
must watch Grease with me.
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All the boys have wet hair and
they sing about their cars!
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Mary!
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One...
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Well
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let's see if we can find something
a bit more adult, shall we?
254
00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:02,280
Heh-heh-heh!
255
00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:05,536
Hey!
256
00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:06,657
Hm.
257
00:12:06,681 --> 00:12:08,696
Ho!
258
00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:11,296
Eugh... on the planet.
259
00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:12,457
Hah!
260
00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:14,280
Heh-heh! Oh...
261
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,360
Hah!
262
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,200
Ah!
263
00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:27,976
And now we return...
Never any fun around here!
264
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,696
To A Nightmare On Elm Street.
265
00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:32,960
Don't worry, I'll tell
you the whole story later.
266
00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,856
It was the worst
dream I've ever had...
267
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,280
Oh. Danny's changed his hair.
268
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:46,016
How's the competition doing?
269
00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:49,896
Well, he's trying to light the
firewood without tinder or kindling.
270
00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,216
Oh, very good,
Captain. Well, yeah.
271
00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:54,936
I hope he likes the cold,
because he's going to be cold.
272
00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:57,096
Oh, dear.
273
00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,216
Oh! I could blow
that over. Oh, yeah.
274
00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:00,576
And I've got asthma.
275
00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:01,800
And I'm dead.
276
00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:04,616
Yes.
277
00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:07,056
Just about had
enough of all this.
278
00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:09,176
Oh, can't bear it.
279
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,936
Oh, for goodness' sake!
280
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,896
Fallen off your body
again, have you?
281
00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:14,576
I suppose you want
me to put you back.
282
00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:17,240
I've got better things to do,
you know, than traipse around...
283
00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:23,480
Well, good.
284
00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,680
Thank God for that!
285
00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:37,816
Willy-shaped dude... Bishop.
286
00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:40,296
He goes doo-ka!
287
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,256
Take lighthouse. That's
right, be off with ye!
288
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,720
Shoo, shoo! Damn! Evil
creatures, begone!
289
00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:47,976
Get out, get out!
290
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,200
Shoo!
291
00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:55,840
They... They shed their
skin like serpents!
292
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:02,016
That showed you! I'm
not a scaredy cat!
293
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:05,080
Off you go, stupid, scaring us.
294
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:10,360
But what if they return?
295
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,440
Oh!
296
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:24,496
Let no servants of Satan
prey upon the peoples
297
00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:26,976
that live in this place.
298
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:31,376
May this house be sturdy
from the woodworm men.
299
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,816
Let no demons cross these walls.
300
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:39,600
Let no servants of Satan prey upon
the peoples that live in this place.
301
00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:55,920
Oh-ho!
302
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,000
Right!
303
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:06,920
Come on!
304
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,360
Argh!
305
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:11,960
Ugh!
306
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,336
Mm.
307
00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:15,920
Get over...
308
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:24,256
Wonder what got her goat.
309
00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:28,536
Probably just scared of
the dark or something.
310
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:32,000
Suppose we ought
to... investigate?
311
00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:38,016
Yeah? I know it was too much
to ask that you quietly...
312
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,936
Kitty? Where has she...?
313
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,976
Ooh. No... How peculiar.
314
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,640
Kitty?
315
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,880
Hello?
316
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,760
Anybody there?
317
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,176
Although, I mean, there's
no need to go all the way...
318
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,136
What's the point in going all
the way up? Something silly.
319
00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:12,336
I was going to say... Maybe we
should go see the others together.
320
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:13,696
Go together. We'll
go together, yeah.
321
00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,256
Spaghetti Napolitana?
322
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:16,377
From a tin.
323
00:16:16,401 --> 00:16:18,656
What a fascinating
modern age we live in.
324
00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:20,896
Italian food didn't
always agree with me.
325
00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:23,256
Oh, did you say
you went to Venice?
326
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,696
Indeed. What was it like?
I've always wanted to go.
327
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:28,080
Oh, very
328
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:30,657
nice.
329
00:16:30,681 --> 00:16:32,016
Nice?
330
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:35,096
Again? Nothing more specific?
331
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,816
Well, you have to remember,
it was 200 years ago.
332
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,416
I can't remember
every single detail.
333
00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:42,696
Sounds like you can't
remember ANY detail.
334
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:45,296
Fine. I'll tell you the truth!
335
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:46,776
You didn't go.
336
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,536
No, I did. I did go.
337
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:51,176
I saw the most celebrated
sights of Europe.
338
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:54,336
I just... wasn't inspired.
339
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:58,400
No matter how beautiful the
landscape, nothing came.
340
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:02,256
I returned home with
an empty notebook.
341
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,120
You must've got
something from it.
342
00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:08,896
Ah... Signore!
343
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,256
Sorry!
344
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,616
Un momento per favore! Signore!
345
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,656
Carol always wanted
to go to France.
346
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:17,496
I said, "You don't need to go
abroad to have a nice holiday."
347
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,776
"We haven't seen half of
this beautiful country yet,"
348
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:22,736
but she had her heart set
on it, so I decided to book
349
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:24,296
it for our anniversary.
350
00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:27,536
That's lovely. Yeah, but
we didn't go in the end.
351
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:30,976
Oh, no. Why? Because I was
dead, Alison. I was dead.
352
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,216
Right.
353
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:34,656
Here you all are!
354
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:38,936
Thank goodness! The lights went out
in the house. Oh. That's strange.
355
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:42,056
Yes, and the TV turned
off. Oh, sorry, Kitty.
356
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:44,496
That's OK. I wasn't
much enjoying it anyway.
357
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:47,256
Oh, I thought you'd really like
it - a high school romance.
358
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:49,776
Yes, but I didn't like
the man chasing the girl.
359
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,816
Well, he's the
man of her dreams.
360
00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:53,336
Yes.
361
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,816
And he won't stop
until he gets her.
362
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:58,056
That's what being
in love is like.
363
00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:01,376
You should wait till the end
because then she starts chasing him.
364
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:03,976
Does she? I hope she gets him.
365
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,976
Then we can all sleep again.
366
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,376
Hey, everybody.
367
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:11,816
How is it I get...? Oh, look! Hi,
guys! Look, there she is, Robin.
368
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,816
She's right there. She's OK.
369
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,976
Ah, we heard you screaming, Kitty -
just wanted to make sure you're OK.
370
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,376
I'm fine, thank you.
371
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:19,600
Yeah.
372
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,736
So you can go back
in now if you like.
373
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:24,016
Erm...
374
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:26,096
That's OK, you know. You've
already light fire...
375
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:28,536
Change is as good as
a haircut. Cosy-wozy.
376
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:32,296
Sorry, I thought you said
camping was a stupid idea, Robin?
377
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,736
Don't think so.
378
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:35,280
Must be another caveman.
379
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:37,840
Oh.
380
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:42,056
It's creepy in the woods
at night, isn't it?
381
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,536
No, not really! I
love it! Is it?!
382
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:47,136
Hey, since we're all around
the campfire, we should
383
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,656
tell ghost stories.
384
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,896
Good idea.
385
00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:52,056
Yeah.
386
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,097
Yeah.
387
00:18:53,121 --> 00:18:54,736
What's the matter, Alison?
388
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,976
Oh, come on, you're ghosts.
389
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,856
What, so we can't
tell ghost stories?
390
00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:01,456
Well, no, I'm not...
391
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:03,696
I'm not saying...
No, yeah, please...
392
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:04,897
Yeah, go on, Pat.
393
00:19:04,921 --> 00:19:06,776
Right!
394
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,936
Well, this one's actually
a true story, actually.
395
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:13,296
It's about my friend, Susan.
396
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,736
Susan and I used to walk
home together from school.
397
00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:18,416
She didn't have a dad and her
mum used to work late sometimes,
398
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,736
so she used to have
to let herself in.
399
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:21,937
She had this little game
400
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:24,176
she played with her doggy,
you know, to let him know
401
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,296
that it was her
when she got home.
402
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:29,720
She'd stick her hand in t'letterbox
and he'd give it a lick, you know...
403
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,416
Well
404
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:37,680
one day...
405
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,536
Here you go, mate.
406
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:50,680
Nice one. Cheers, man. OK.
407
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:59,136
She slowly crept up the stairs.
408
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,976
All the while she could hear it.
409
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,240
Scratch!
410
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,040
Scratch!
411
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,040
Scratch!
412
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,000
She felt cold suddenly.
413
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:16,456
She reached out her hand
and the door creaked open.
414
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:17,840
And there it was
415
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:23,736
a figure standing
facing the wall.
416
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:27,936
Slowly, very slowly, it
began to turn towards her
417
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,200
until she could
finally see its face.
418
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:32,777
It was a...
419
00:20:32,801 --> 00:20:34,600
Alison!
420
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,376
Mary, you gave us a fright.
421
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,656
Well, the woodworm
men have gone,
422
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,096
I've blessed the house.
423
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:46,296
Oh, thank you. Thanks,
Mary. That's great.
424
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:47,840
Er...
425
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,920
Are they gone? Oh, yeah.
426
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,856
Robin! Julian!
427
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,480
Robin, where are you?!
428
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:03,496
Robin! Julian!
429
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:06,056
I'm scared! Julian!
430
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,496
Where are you, Robin?
431
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:08,720
Oh, my God, oh, my God...
432
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:15,720
Night, then, guys.
Goodnight. Goodnight!
433
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,776
I'm not comfortable, Patrick.
434
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,536
Are you comfortable?
435
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,416
I don't mind swapping if you...
436
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:28,920
I'm all settled in now, mate.
437
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:33,976
Can we talk some more, please?
438
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,456
I don't want to go to sleep.
439
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:38,896
Kitty, please, we can't stay up
all night. But if I dream, then...
440
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:41,896
Just try to imagine the
man from the film wrapping
441
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:43,360
you up in his arms.
442
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,856
Daley used to have
nightmares, used to try
443
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,736
and get in bed
with me and Carol.
444
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,296
Walked in on us
once when we were...
445
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:53,736
Guys, can we just... can we...
can we go to sleep, please?
446
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:56,480
Just... just no more
talking. All right.
447
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,856
What happened to Susan, Patrick?
448
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:13,256
She was never seen again. Mm.
449
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:14,600
She moved to Leeds. Ah.
450
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:19,776
There was a chap from
Leeds in our unit.
451
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,856
Or was it Halifax? Who is Susan?
452
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:24,216
Oh, Patrick will
tell you the story.
453
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,016
Oh, yes. Well
454
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,696
this one's actually a
true story, actually.
455
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:31,856
Right... Happened to a
friend of mine, Susan...
456
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:34,416
We used to walk back
from school together.
457
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:37,056
She didn't have a dad and her
mum used to work late sometimes,
458
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,800
so she used to have this little
game she played with her doggy...
459
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,256
Mm... Who's there?
Just getting in.
460
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,720
Hello.
461
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,240
Ooh.
462
00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:56,080
Move up. Thanks.
463
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:02,200
Ah. Well done. What?
464
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:06,376
You win. No, yours
was way better.
465
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:09,040
Mm-mm. Disqualified, I had help.
466
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:12,240
Mr Outdoorsy.
467
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,176
It's all my fault.
468
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:21,576
I pretended we were fine and
now I'm scared of everything.
469
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,376
I don't want to die out here.
470
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:26,216
I mean, I already
have, but, you know.
471
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:29,816
Wait, when I was alive,
was much to be scared of,
472
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:32,376
but I know what make feel safe.
473
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:33,600
Come on!
474
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:47,080
Carol, Carol, Carol...
475
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:55,056
Oh, Kitty.
476
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:56,776
You've been awake all night?
477
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,856
I was scared the man from Grease
would get me in my dreams.
478
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:01,736
Danny Zuko? And the other man.
479
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:04,136
Kenickie? Freddy. Freddy?
480
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:07,040
Freddy Krueger. Oh, no.
481
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,680
I think I know what happened.
482
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:23,336
Lovely, isn't it?
483
00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:24,840
It is. Mm.
484
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:30,416
I was just thinking, it ought
to be dull and commonplace
485
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:35,056
the same sunrise over the same house
in the same tiny piece of England
486
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:38,000
every day for 200 years.
487
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:41,320
But it is beautiful. Mm.
488
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:46,576
I travelled miles and was unchanged
when I could have been here
489
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:49,480
and... transported.
490
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:54,200
It's no fault of the sun if
the eye sees not its beauty.
491
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,920
That was really poetic, Thomas.
492
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,240
The sun.
493
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:10,376
The sun, you rise
when night is done.
494
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:13,896
Like a big, yellow
495
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,136
bun.
496
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:16,360
Yeah.
497
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,656
Come, sweet sun.
498
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,656
Let us have fun.
499
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:23,840
Must weigh a ton.
500
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,240
Alison, just a moment.
501
00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:33,216
You have been exemplary.
502
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:37,016
Oh. And so I'd like to
present you, if I could,
503
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,400
with your camping
504
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,200
forester,
505
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:44,976
and fire safety badges.
506
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,177
Congratulations.
507
00:25:46,201 --> 00:25:48,176
Oh, thank you, Pat.
508
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,056
Oh, and, Captain. What, me?
509
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:53,056
Yes, you have shown
a wonderful attitude,
510
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,616
enthusiasm and a keen interest,
511
00:25:55,640 --> 00:26:00,296
and so I present to
you the teamwork award.
512
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:02,176
Oh. Congratulations.
513
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:05,000
It's a very high
honour. Come on.
514
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,496
Oh, that's where you got to last
night. What were you doing in there?
515
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,176
They were scared, Alison!
516
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,896
No, no!
517
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,176
Not scared!
518
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,096
Just wanted to do some
camping Robin-style
519
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:19,056
the chimney, you don't
want the rain coming in.
520
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,760
In the cave there, you see...
521
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,160
Scaredy-cats!
522
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,936
Morning, Lady B. You OK?
523
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:31,096
Julian, did you change
the channel on the TV?
524
00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:33,256
Cos Kitty saw something
adult. Did she?
525
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,576
Mm. What's the code?
Good morning, everyone.
526
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,736
Back from your little
adventure, are we?
527
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,416
And what's on the agenda today?
528
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:42,576
Food club, is it? Or what
I'd wear if I could today?
529
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,016
Oh, can we not forego?
530
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,016
Yeah, we're all a
bit tired, Fanny.
531
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,976
Bed? At this time?
532
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:52,616
Yeah. Never have I known
such a feckless bunch
533
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:55,096
of good-for-nothings.
534
00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:56,936
That's better.
535
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,880
Oh, Alison, don't forget, the
boiler man's coming at two.
536
00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:03,800
The boiler man?!
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