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Peter, don't forget
you have a physical at one o'clock.
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For the hundredth time, Lois, l won't forget.
Nag, nag, nag.
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l should have married that woman
l met on my bachelor party.
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l can't believe your friends just left you here.
Let's get you home.
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Strange lady. You're so sexy.
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l should marry you tomorrow
instead of that pain in the ass Lois.
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- lt's me.
- You know what? Screw it.
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l am so gonna cheat on Lois right now.
l don't care if she finds out.
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You got a condom? Never mind.
l got this Milky Way wrapper.
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- Put this on.
- Why?
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l'm skipping my physical to go have steaks
with the guys and l don't want Lois to know.
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OK.
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Lois, l'm going to my physical now.
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OK, honey. l'll see you later.
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What the hell. l'll just ask it.
Why did we need the horse suit?
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OK. All right.
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That's seven 16-ounce steaks.
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Come on, Joe. You haven't even finished one.
That guy had two.
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l know. l know. l'm terrible. Which is why
l'm gonna order the cheesecake.
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l can't do it. l'm so full.
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Full of what? Oestrogen?
Come on, take the skirt off, you pansy.
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- Let's go. Chow down, Mary Jane.
- l said l can't.
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- Eat it. Eat the damn steak.
- No.
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- What are you waiting for?
- l can't. No. No. No.
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l said l'm not hungry.
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Where is it now? Where is it now?
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Easy, sailor. Easy.
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- Put the gun down, Joe.
- Nobody's judging you, man. lt's cool.
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l'll put this in your purse,
next to your tampons.
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All right, let's start the bidding. Jennifer,
how much do you bid on the dinette set?
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- 675, Bob.
- 675. Steven?
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- 780.
- 780. Tammy?
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- What was the last bid?
- 780.
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781.
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Fuck you.
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- Hi, honey. How was your physical?
- Good, good, good. Yeah, yeah.
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Too good. You know what the doctor said?
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The doctor said l was too healthy, you know?
ln too good of shape. Don't even know how.
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- You didn't go to your physical, did you?
- l did not.
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So, Doctor? ls Peter healthy?
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- Goodness. You'll be dead in a month.
- What?
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H�gar the Horrible,
if you keep up that lifestyle
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of pillaging and turkey legs,
you'll be dead in a month.
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- Now on to you.
- So what do you think? Pretty healthy?
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Well, Mr Griffin, let's take a look
at your physical results.
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There's a spider in here. Now, here we go.
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Mr Griffin, you're going to expire in a month.
This is your driver's licence, isn't it?
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l'm afraid you are going to die when you
watch these Dean Martin celebrity roasts.
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Will you just tell us how Peter's health is?
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Mr Griffin, l'm not quite sure how to say this.
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Kim Bassinger.
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- But now on to the cancer.
- My God.
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You are a Cancer, right? You were born
in July? On to these test results.
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My, they're much worse than l thought.
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My son got a D minus on his history test.
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- Now, that liver's got to come out.
- What?
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lt's been in the microwave
for three minutes. Now...
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Please. Please,
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we can't take any more shtick.
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Please just tell us. ls Peter healthy?
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- He's fine. He's just really fat.
- Thank God.
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Wait, wait, wait. Hang on a second.
Did you just say l was fat?
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Well, yeah. You are pretty fat.
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OK. This is news to me.
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This is more awkward than having sex
with a rhinoceros who doesn't love you.
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Why wouldn't you look at me during?
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- How was your physical?
- Doctor said l was fat. Can you believe that?
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- You are on the large side.
- Please, Brian.
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lf l was fat, could l do this with a Hula Hoop?
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No, no, no.
l guess you couldn't do that if you were fat.
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Careful, Peter. That's an old family photo.
My mother gave it to me.
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That's weird.
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- l didn't know you had a brother.
- l don't. l mean, l don't think so.
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Hey, if l'm fat, then Stewie's fat too
because we wear the same size Onesie.
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- Hello, pumpkin.
- Hello, Daddy.
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- Did l miss your piano recital?
- No, Daddy. l'm in my 40s now.
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- Good God.
- l had a question l wanted to ask.
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Do l have a brother?
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- No. No. Don't be silly.
- Because l found this picture...
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- Dick. Thank God you're here. Talk to her.
- Message CM-27.
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The subscriber you are trying to reach
is unavailable or outside the calling area.
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- What do you feel like doing later?
- Message CM-42.
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Let's go pay some hookers
to knock ourjunk around.
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- Are you sure this is a good idea?
- Daddy will never tell me the truth.
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The only way is to check the family records.
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Breaking into Grandma and Grandpa's house.
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This is more exciting than that time l saw
Bobby McFerrin fall down those stairs.
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Cool.
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- What are you doing? They're sleeping.
- Please.
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They get so doped up on sleeping pills and
liquor, an earthquake wouldn't wake them up.
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My God. How does she sleep knowing
she has to funnel this old duffer's hog?
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This is it. ''Patrick Pewterschmidt.
56 Meadow Lane, Brookfield.''
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l do have a brother.
My God. l've got to meet him.
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Hey, Brian. You know what'd be fun?
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God, totally.
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Awesome.
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Sometimes the old-fashioned playthings
are the best.
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Hey, kids of America.
lt's hand-painted wooden ball in a cup.
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Who needs constant electronic video
stimulation when there's ball in a cup?
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Mexico's favourite toy for over 340 years.
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Toss the ball, catch it in the cup,
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dump it out of the cup, toss it,
and catch it in the cup again.
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The ball is on a string and attached to the cup
so there's no worry if you don't catch the ball.
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And cleanup is as easy
as catching a ball in a cup.
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Why spend another day
not catching a ball in a cup
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when you could be catching a ball in a cup?
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Ball in a cup.
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l think you're in denial about this fat thing.
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Yeah? Well, l challenge you
to prove to me that l'm fat.
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- OK, hang on. See this?
- Yeah.
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- You know what it is?
- lt's an apple.
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Good, good, good. All right, watch this.
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What the hell? What is this?
What is this? Some kind of gag?
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No. That's orbit.
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- You have your own gravitational pull.
- That's a bunch of crap.
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Now The Three Stooges.
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Can you believe l'm meeting my long-lost
brother? Maybe Dateline will do a story.
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l'll get to meet that ass Stone Phillips. He's
the kind of guy you hate till he's inside you.
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There it is. 56 Meadow Lane.
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Brookfield lnsane Asylum?
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My God. Mom's brother's crazy.
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No. l didn't catch the ball in the cup.
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Wait. lt's OK because the ball
is on a string and attached to the cup.
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Doctor, is my brother really insane?
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Mrs Griffin, we don't use the word ''insane''.
We prefer the term ''mentally hilarious''.
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l can't wait to meet the lunatic.
l bet he's weirder than that commercial l saw.
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- ls that butter substitute?
- lt sure is.
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- ls it true it has half the calories of butter?
- Yep.
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- Can l have some?
- Get your own.
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- Take that, you bitch.
- What the hell?
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- How'd you like that?
- Joke's on you. l have hepatitis.
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- Patrick?
- Yes.
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My name's Lois. l'm your sister.
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My God, Lois.
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- l never thought l'd see you again.
- These are my children.
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Why do you live in a crazy house,
Uncle Patrick?
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Well, when l was just a little boy,
l had a very traumatic experience.
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Mommy, can l have a drink of water?
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Jackie Gleason?
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Beat it, kid. Your mother's busy.
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Right in the kisser.
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- That's a horrible story.
- Yes.
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l was so traumatised they sent me here.
l guess they must have forgotten about me.
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Well, you seem perfectly normal to me.
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No brother of mine is gonna be
cooped up in some insane asylum.
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We are taking you back to Quahog with us.
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That's a great idea. He can bring his sling
blade and order some French-fried potatoes.
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Thank God l'm out of hospital.
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lt's great to eat with my family
instead of a bunch of chronic masturbators.
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- Those people are disgusting.
- ls it lonely up there on your pedestal?
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Peter, there you are.
This is my brother, Patrick.
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Good to meet you. Listen up, everybody.
l have something to tell you.
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l'm not quite sure how to say this.
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l'm fat. Let me give you
a minute to absorb that.
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That's the way it is. lt's nobody's fault. Meg.
But l've decided to do something about it.
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- You gonna drop some weight, fat-ass?
- No, dummy.
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l'm gonna help make this a fat man's world
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by establishing the National Association
for the Advancement of Fat People.
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This is the best idea l've had
since l slayed that dragon.
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- Cybill Shepherd?
- Yes.
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People, you are free.
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l'm very glad you're here, Patrick.
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Well, l want to tell you that Marian and l
both appreciate what you've done.
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Marian? You have a girlfriend.
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Where are my manners? Marian is my wife.
She's sitting right next to me.
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Here we go.
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Nice to meet you, Marian.
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What's that, honey? Yes.
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Hang on. Marian wants some coffee.
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Lois, did you see that? He's nuts.
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Brian, he's been locked up
in that place for 30 years.
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lt's perfectly understandable
that he'd invent an imaginary companion.
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He's more imaginative
than the people who invented singing.
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All right, everyone, l'd like to get started.
l'd like to get...
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We're start... You know what?
Maybe everyone should sit down.
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OK, that's better.
Welcome, everybody, to the...
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Snacks are best saved for later.
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l've prepared an agenda
for our organisation,
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what we want from the community
as fat people with pride.
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We got a lot accomplished here today.
We'll pick this up again tomorrow.
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Hey, guys. l'm going for a run. Do me a favour
and keep Marian company while l'm gone.
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- Sure.
- Great. Bye, honey.
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Hey, Brian.
Marian just called you an alcoholic.
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Yeah? Marian just called you a homo.
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Wait a second. l'll be right back.
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Hey, Brian, Brian.
What if l put this cucumber right here?
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Put it right there.
Do you think Patrick would be angry?
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l don't know, man. lt's his wife.
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You don't think he'd be ticked off
if l put that right there?
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Just right in that spot there on the couch?
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- Hey, Marian's giving you a thumbs up.
- You know what we should do?
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We should let it sit here
for a couple of weeks and see if it pickles.
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lf after three weeks it pickles, then she's real
and we both have to buy Patrick a steak.
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Hey, pie. l know what you want.
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l saw you in that movie. Whore, slut, bitch.
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You don't deserve to have sex with me.
l'm gonna eat the whore out of you.
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- Peter, did you start a coalition for fat guys?
- Yeah. The fat-guy coalition.
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Peter, you shouldn't encourage people
to be fat. Fat people are immoral.
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- How do you figure, sports fan?
- They're just bad, like that Jackie Gleason.
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He was fat and he was bad.
One time when l was a boy...
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l love Jackie Gleason. Hey, take a look
at what l bought at this TV convention.
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lt's a bus driver's uniform.
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Right in the kisser.
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Right in the kisser.
Right in the kisser.
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Right in the kisser.
Right in the kisser.
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Right in the kisser.
Right in the kisser.
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Right in the kisser.
Right in the kisser.
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Right in the kisser.
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That set him off like a Paul Shaffer fire alarm.
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- Hello.
- Lois, it's your father.
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The hospital said you released Patrick.
Have you lost your mind? He's dangerous.
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Well, that's ridiculous.
Patrick is a very nice man.
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And you should be ashamed of yourself
for locking up your own son.
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Whose pickle is this?
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This just in. The body of a local fat man was
found murdered in Quahog Park last night.
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Police released this sketch of the suspect.
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My God.
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Police also released this sketch of
a female accomplice believed to be his wife.
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Hello, l'm Tom Tucker. Quahog's
newest serial killer has struck again.
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Since the first victim at Quahog Park,
three more men have been killed,
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all of them very very fat.
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- Lois, that sketch looks a lot like Patrick.
- That's ridiculous.
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He's clearly crazy.
Look at that imaginary wife of his.
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lf she's imaginary,
how do you explain the pickle on the couch?
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l don't understand what...
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Wait. Really?
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- Hey, Stewie.
- l know, l know. l heard.
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Patrick. Where have you been?
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lt's nothing you need to
concern yourself with, Lois.
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- Well, that's a relief.
- Yeah, that's a relief.
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The fat-guy strangler lives here
and there's a fat guy in the house.
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This'll be worse
than when Peter did Tara Reid's boob job.
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Dropped some pepperoni on there.
You know what? That works. Sew it up.
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Michael was one of our brothers.
He was a good man.
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He was a kind man. He was a fat man.
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And now he's a dead man. And we're all next.
The fat-guy strangler's gonna get us.
237
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- He's right.
- Can someone tie my shoe?
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People, people. l know what'll make us
feel better. Let us sing the NAAFP anthem.
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Make yourselves at home.
Lois, these are the fat guys. Fat guys, Lois.
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My God, look at you fat bastards. l bet
none of you can even find your own penis.
241
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Find your penis for a dollar. Find your penis,
one dollar. One dollar, find your penis.
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- Peter, what's going on?
- Lois, my people are in danger.
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Until they find the fat-guy strangler, we will
stay here. Victor, don't lean against that.
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- Hey, everybody.
- Get these guys out. Patrick is the murderer.
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- What?
- You son of a bitch.
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Don't listen.
He doesn't know what he's talking about.
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Out of my way. Your brother is toast.
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Warm, buttery toast.
249
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- That sounds good.
- l just found my penis.
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- Run, Patrick, run.
- After him.
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Boys, to your Rascals.
252
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- He went into James Woods. Let's find him.
- We'll head him off at the...
253
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Todd, you gotta chew your food.
254
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l know my brother.
He couldn't have done these things.
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Well, let's see if you feel that way
when you see this.
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Look.
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So he has pictures of himself
strangling fat guys.
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- That doesn't mean he's the fat-guy strangler.
- What about the dead fat guy under his bed?
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- Coincidence?
- What about the half-dead fat guy?
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- Patrick tried to kill me.
- lt's a different Patrick.
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- Lois.
- OK, OK.
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- My God. Peter's out there with him.
- Wait. You gonna eat that dead fat guy?
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- How are we gonna find them?
- l'm good at finding people.
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l found Bush after Hurricane Katrina.
265
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- Mr President, are you up there?
- Go away.
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- Sir, there's a disaster.
- l'm reading Superfudge.
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- You gotta deal with this.
- Don't make me do stuff.
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Patrick. Patrick.
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Crap. We lost him. Nothing left to do
but finish this sentence uninterrup...
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- Patrick, let him go.
- Don't come any closer.
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Patrick, let him go,
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or Marian gets it.
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Nice try, but Marian's over there.
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Don't hurt her.
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- Now let him go.
- OK. OK.
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- You missed.
- No, l didn't.
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That's for rolling up the window
when l tried to jump into the General Lee.
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l'm sorry, Lois.
l never meant to hurt anybody.
279
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l did mean to kill those fat guys,
but l never meant to hurt you.
280
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You may be very sick, Patrick,
but l love you.
281
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You're my brother
and you'll always be my brother.
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- l have to go back to the hospital, don't l?
- Yeah. l'm afraid so.
283
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Patrick, did you see how that rock hit me
in the face? lt was like, right in the kisser.
284
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Right in the kisser.
285
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Stop screaming. You can't hear me.
Right in the kisser. Right in the kisser.
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- l miss Uncle Patrick.
- Don't worry.
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- l promise we can visit him once a month.
- We'll be his period.
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l was just upstairs and there's
a half-dead fat guy eating a dead fat guy.
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So l guess we're looking the other way.
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