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sorry I'm late man

I saw my karate instructor on the way

here and I had to chat with him for a

little while to be polite that's why I

don't need to know about your life

[ __ ] you got the cash sorry

of course I got the cash put it on the

ground okay okay now give it to me you

can count it again if you like it's all

in there I just counted it by looking at

it I know it's okay okay cool

there you go what what is this app I

don't understand everything's inside

it's easier to carry more discreet oh

yeah but how do I get the stuff out are

you dumb or what you take a knife you

split the rat open you take your weed

out you smoke it can you manage that or

do you need an instruction manual no I'm

okay that's how it works

oh that's good you're smart now get the

hell out of here

alright and I don't give a [ __ ] about

your karate instructor okay move okay

sorry

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go ahead

whenever you're ready

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what do you want a picture of my dick

excuse me I'm asking if you want a

picture of my dick

no I don't want to picture your dick are

you sure I wasn't looking at your dick I

was just staring over there that's

better

you're lucky I have killed for less what

are you doing here why are you waiting

I'm just listening some music you know

music are you a hooker no I'm not a

hooker

what's your name my name is David

Delores Frank

your parents know your street hooker

David Delores Frank no cuz I'm not

street hooker

prostitution is wrong okay

drop it do whatever you want I don't

give a [ __ ] what are you listening to

something cool you wouldn't know it how

would you know because it's cool and you

wouldn't know it it's I don't know

because it's cool and you would know it

me here it's down here

I know this stuff okay I mean I've heard

this a thousand times

where's this [ __ ] from I'll bet it's

German I don't know it's just [ __ ]

cool I just like because it's cold on

the carrots

oh yeah this stinks of Germany ah there

you go you know what that reminds me of

that reminds me of a guy who got his

balls trapped in a washing machine and

would have recorded it with a microphone

it sucks

there's no emotion anyone can do that

with a computer in ten minutes that is

not real music it's cool I don't even

understand what you'd know about real

music anyways what did you just say to

me

it was just a question I I was just

saying sir what would you know about

music anyways get in the car I can't I

have to go home my parents expected me

and I have homework to do I'll answer

your question get in the car

I think you need a good music lesson you

little [ __ ]

do you know what your problem is young

man I don't have a problem sir oh you

got a real [ __ ] problem your problem

David Dolores pray is that you have

spent your whole life listening to [ __ ]

thinking it's good it's sad but it's not

your fault because no one ever spent the

time to educate you

but luckily today you met me and since I

am nice I am gonna help you solve this

problem what are you doing with all

these rats sir shut up

your life is about to change get ready

get here now this is what I call music

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this is real music David Dolores Frey

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I really can't say sure at all what to

do damn whole board wisdom is for [ __ ]

sake this is more important

she feelings got to listen with your

guts this is what music happens do you

understand what I'm saying your guts in

your organ Africa you understand

good

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that's lesson number one you have any

questions well only that to use your

example if I may I could say that this

piece sounds like a man with his balls

trapped in washing machine wrong there's

a huge [ __ ] difference and you know

what I do the metaphors okay that's my

thing your thing is to shut the [ __ ] up

and listen to me

lesson number two how to listen with the

guts that was already the theme of

lesson one that's right

and shall I tell you something that's

the theme of all the lessons because

until you understand that you will never

understand anything to do with music you

[ __ ] [ __ ] I'm not a [ __ ] person

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okay okay

calm down mom why are you at home in the

middle of the afternoon aren't you

working not today today I'm helping this

young prostitute discover good music is

that a problem what are you talking

about

there's no prostitute come back here I'm

not done with you

this is not how we're gonna fit in with

the neighbors shut up

mommy everything's fine no one saw

anything fate wanted this not me you

help me lift this [ __ ]

I like this all right I don't like the

guy anyway nothing ever happens by

coincidence will be bothering anybody

anymore I'll dump him in the river

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no I thought you were dead sarch

what was the music you were listening to

when you were driving I liked it a lot

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