Original subtitles

[eerie ambient music]

[coughs]

[breathes heavily]

[whimpers]

[breathes heavily]

[whimpers]

[breathes heavily]

- Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

[car rumbling]

[eerie ambient music]

[knocking on door]

[doorbell ringing]

[speaking foreign language]

[chuckles lightly]

[exhales]

You want a beer?

I got some cold ones in the [speaking foreign language].

Do you want some pizza?

- You should eat.

You look skinny.

[chuckles lightly]

[speaking foreign language]

- Yeah.

[speaking foreign language]

Okay.

[speaking foreign language]

So, what happened?

Do you need a place to stay?

- No, no.

That is the only way you'll learn.

[dramatic orchestral music]

[fireworks exploding]

- Memo.

[snapping fingers]

Be ready.

[whistles]

- Yeah, come on, Memo.

[whistles]

Hey, hey, hey!

[dramatic orchestral music]

Oh.

Gracias.

Thank you.

[sighs]

[dramatic orchestral music]

[singing in foreign language]

Hello?

Nay?

Hello?

Gracias.

[singing in foreign language]

[hums]

[dramatic orchestral music]

[speaking foreign language]

[sniffs]

[laughs]

[chuckles]

- Hey!

[laughs]

- No.

We're not supposed to.

[laughs]

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

- You have a, uh, a big project, you're building a house?

- [Liz] Guest house.

- You have somebody for the job?

Or you gonna build it yourself?

- I, I have a contractor.

- Oh, very good.

Very good.

How much did they quote you?

10,000?

[chuckles]

More.

We can do it for cheaper.

I know contractors.

They want to charge you for every, everything.

More money, more money, more money.

Pero us, we work harder, we build, we clean, we fix.

I even walk your dog for you if you want.

Yes, missus.

- You three?

- Yes.

But it's a four man job.

Uh, my brother.

[whistles]

Memo!

- So, uh, [sighs]

how much do I owe you?

How does this work?

I mean, is there, like, a hourly rate or is it like,

uh, like a, like a flat rate--

- Uh, no, for you we knock down the price really good.

We can do for 800.

- How about 500 each?

- Okay.

Yeah, we- we can do for 500.

[chuckles lightly]

Wow.

[eerie ambient music]

- This way.

I had some guys start on the insulation,

but it's just--

Nice view.

Friendly people.

- What, you live here now?

[speaking foreign language] Memo.

Work, make more money.

Bring Nay and Chavo across.

Live in a place like this.

- Sí.

[eerie ambient music]

- The work looks good.

I thought you guys might be thirsty.

- [Hector] Thank you.

- De nada.

- Hablas español?

[chuckles lightly]

[speaking foreign language]

[eerie ambient music]

- Do you need something?

- I was wondering if there's any other work

that you need done?

- Other work?

- Sí.

Uh, I can be very good inside the house.

- Well, I'll keep that in mind.

[laughs]

- [Liz] Thank God you're home.

- Who's this [speaking foreign language]?

- That's her husband, cabron.

- Maybe they'll let you do a threesome, huh?

You can be the carne inside their pupusa.

[laugh]

[eerie ambient music]

[chuckles lightly]

I'm just fuckin' with you, puto.

- What?

- Thought we were gonna relax this weekend.

- So, relax.

- What about them?

- [Liz] What do you mean?

- Well--

- We'll act like they're not even here.

What do you wanna do?

- Honestly, I just think we should send them home.

- Fine.

But they're gonna be devastated.

[chuckles]

- Well, I think they'll live.

[knocking on door]

[dog barking] [ominous orchestral music]

- Sorry.

She doesn't like strangers.

Sam, stop!

Can I help you with something?

- El baño?

Bath, bathroom?

[dog barking]

- You can't go inside.

Have you seen yourself?

You're filthy.

[chuckles lightly]

- [Hector] You don't see that in Chapala, cabrón.

- I don't get it, though.

What kind of man sends his woman to pick up strangers?

[laughs]

- Que paso?

- Huh?

[sighs deeply]

[clicks tongue]

- Do you always work this late?

- [Hector] Oh Tonio?

She takes it, and then it's my fault I don't call her.

- Who?

[chuckles]

[eerie ambient music]

[intense orchestral music]

- So?

- Nada.

[eerie ambient music]

[speaking foreign language]

- I'm done!

I'm done.

Makin' us work all fuckin' day and all fuckin' night?

I bet you they're hoping that we leave.

But I'm staying sabas.

She's gonna see.

[sighs]

[hums]

- Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, hey!

- Hey, hey, hey!

- Hey, hey!

No, no, no!

[all shouting]

- [Liz] Why aren't you working?

- [Hector] You know, it's nighttime!

- [Liz] Huh?

Then, you can go.

- [Hector] No, you have no pay us.

- Why would I pay you when you haven't finished your job?

- Senora?

Do I look like a fucking immigrant to you?

[eerie ambient music]

You know what?

Would you all just please leave?

And I'm gonna find men who are truly grateful to have a job.

- No, no!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

We, we, we can stay.

We can stay.

- But if you stay, I just don't want you

to feel like I'm unfair.

- No, no, no.

Please, Missus.

[speaking foreign language]

- Please, Missus.

- Good.

Well, I'm gonna go have a good night's sleep

while you men finish your job.

[eerie ambient music]

[eerie ambient music]

[electricity crackling]

[speaking foreign language]

[eerie ambient music]

[gasping]

[rats squeaking]

[grunting]

- Ugh.

Ugh.

[water running]

Ugh.

[eerie ambient music]

[grunting]

- Memo, what are you doing?

Memo, what, are you deaf?

- Tired.

Tired of listening to you.

- No, cabrón, you are spoiled.

You want everything to come easy!

Memo, did you forget why you come to me?

- How can I?

I have you to remind me.

- Nobody gives a shit about you.

Just me.

- Yeah.

You done a good job the last couple days.

- I got a familia, puto.

And I have one son.

- And when was the last time you saw him?

I know him better than you.

Maybe you make enough money [speaking foreign language].

[chuckles lightly]

[speaking foreign language]

[shrieks]

[eerie ambient music] [grunts]

[speaking foreign language]

[whimpers]

- Señora!

Señora?

[breathes heavily]

[grunts]

- Hold on.

[groans]

Lemme see it.

[screams]

[groans]

[screaming]

There you go.

It wasn't that bad.

- Wait, wait.

He needs a hospital.

- Of course.

I'll go call an ambulance.

[breathes heavily]

Of course they'll want your information.

For the police report.

Hello--

- Policía?

- [Liz] Oh, yes, I'll hold.

- Hi--

- Wait, wait, wait.

We don't have papers.

[phone beeping]

- So, what do you want me to do?

- You, you, you can drive him to clinic where,

where they don't have to ask for papers.

- That's a lot to ask, don't you think?

How long until you're finished?

- What?

- I could get into a lot of trouble

with the police for hiring illegals.

I might be forced to tell a story.

About you breaking into my house

and trying to steal from us--

- No, no [speaking foreign language]

- Wait, why you say this?

Why you say this?

- You're almost done.

- [Hector] Hey!

Hey!

- Hector!

[speaking foreign language]

She's gonna call the police.

- Do it.

- Memo, don't start.

- She's not going to call the police.

- Why risk?

Let's finish the job.

[speaking foreign language]

- Memo?

Memo!

[eerie ambient music]

[speaking foreign language]

[electricity crackling] - Ah!

[speaking foreign language]

- It goes all around.

[pants]

[eerie ambient music]

- Not if we get the keys, first.

- Hey!

For once [speaking foreign language]

- Always with the fuckin' whining!

[eerie ambient music]

[spits]

[whistles]

[gun firing] [yells]

[groans]

[gun firing]

[yells]

- Stay on the ground!

[groans]

[breathes heavily]

[coughs]

[speaking foreign language]

[grunts]

[groans]

[speaking foreign language]

[grunts]

[groans]

[grunts]

[exhales]

- That was self-defense.

He broke into my home.

Oh.

[grunts]

- Ah.

You know, listen, guys, you do your work

there will be no problems, okay?

You're home free.

All right, get up.

Let's go.

Andale.

Does he talk English?

[breathes heavily]

You speak English, motherfucker?

- Tonio!

[grunts]

- Come on, just do your work.

You'll be fine.

[sighs]

Let's go.

[breathes heavily]

[sniffs]

- Put the sharp tools in there.

You guys are doin' a really good job.

[exhales]

[upbeat Mariachi music]

- Ay!

[laughs]

- Oh, my God.

- Thought this would lighten the mood.

- [Ben] Oh, no, these guys are like completely humorless.

[chuckles]

- Aw.

- Okay.

All right, you take the wheelbarrow.

We're gonna go.

Okay?

[hums]

[chuckles]

[hums]

- You.

Come stand right here.

Come on.

Yip, yip, yip, yip.

[grunts loudly]

No more talking in code.

You get it?

[hums]

[coughs]

[sighs deeply]

[coughs]

[speaking foreign language]

- What?

- Can I open the door, por favor?

- Yeah, sure of course.

[coughs]

Yeah.

- Gracias.

- Yeah.

I suppose you think that we're bad people, right?

Of course you do.

Do you have a wife?

So you understand.

How's that comin'?

- Uh, I have to wipe the floors.

- It's done now.

Come out with me.

- I have, I have to wipe the floors.

[clears throat]

- 15 million people.

15 million people undocumented.

[breathes heavily]

Who are these people?

Can they be trusted?

Are they criminals?

You don't understand a word I'm saying, do you?

This isn't my home.

This is a graveyard.

And I'm gonna bury you.

You understand?

[groans]

Well, [clears throat]

maybe I should teach you.

That sounds like fun.

A lesson in remedial English.

What should we start with?

How about, I am happy.

[breathes heavily]

I am happy.

- [Both] I am happy.

[breathes heavily]

- Mm-hmm.

That was good.

[chuckles]

I am sad.

- [Both] I am sad.

- You are good at that one, huh?

[breathes heavily]

Okay, what next?

Let's see.

Motherfucker.

I am scared, señora.

[chuckles]

You fail English.

[ominous orchestral music]

[doorbell ringing]

[suspenseful orchestral music]

[grunts softly]

- Yeah, yeah.

Well, what kind of offers can we expect?

- Well, comps around here have been really good.

Uh, I'd say we can feel comfortable

rejecting anything below asking.

- Gimme me a number.

What, it's hard to say.

[chuckles]

- [Ben] Well, I mean, how much above asking,

should you guess?

[sighs]

- If I were to take a guess, around 500?

- Really? - But don't hold me to that.

- Uh, too late.

[chuckles]

- Is your house the one at the bottom of the hill?

I saw it just went up.

- Yes, ma'am.

- Oh, I've always loved that house.

It has such a big yard.

- [Richard] You interested?

[laughs]

- [Ben] First things first.

- Well, to be honest, you probably wanna avoid

that place anyway.

Termites.

The whole house is infested.

It's bad new, oh!

[grunts]

- So, uh, when would you like to start showing?

- Uh, I have a young couple on the line.

- [Liz] Oh, you do?

- I can, uh, how about tomorrow afternoon?

- Are we gonna be ready for that?

- Of course we'll be ready.

Send them over.

- Ooh.

[exhales]

They're gonna hate this place.

[laughs]

[clears throat]

- [Ben] What next?

- The shovels.

I think the shovels are next.

Are you gonna be okay?

- Mm-hmm.

[eerie ambient music]

[exhales deeply]

Take off your clothes.

Hey!

Take, off your clothes.

[eerie ambient music]

Take 'em off.

You too.

Yeah.

Come on.

[laughs]

Don't look so sad!

- Memo.

- Keep going.

Oh, I love this part!

[rolls tongue]

Ai-yi-yi-yi!

[laughs]

Mmm.

[inhales]

Whoo.

- Graveyard.

Graveyard.

- Please.

- Graveyard.

- I can finish for him.

- What?

- He cannot work anymore.

- Can't, can't work?

Oh, well, bring me the shovel.

[suspenseful orchestral music]

[grunts]

- [Ben] Okay.

[grunts]

[grunts]

- Okay, that's enough!

Turn around.

[eerie ambient music]

[laughs]

[chuckles]

[dramatic orchestral music]

[breathes heavily]

[grunting]

- I need a shovel.

Too big.

Understand?

- Memo.

- No!

I want it to look nice.

[sighs]

[grunts]

- Growing up,

you know what I used to tell people

when they would mess with me?

That was just bullshit.

You were gone.

I learned to fight my own fights.

[breathes heavily]

[grunts] [intense orchestral music]

Run!

- [Ben] Hey!

Hey, hey, everyone, nobody move.

[gun firing]

- Jandro!

[gun firing]

[grunts]

- [Liz] Where's the other one?

- [Ben] Relax.

Where's he gonna go?

- [Liz] Well, the power's out!

Go!

- Memo.

[grunts]

- [Ben] Hey!

[grunts]

[groans]

[grunts]

[electricity crackling] [screams]

[whimpers]

[yells]

[breathing heavily]

[suspenseful orchestral music]

[upbeat rock music]

[breathing heavily]

[gun firing]

♪ 'Cause I need some lovin' ♪

[suspenseful orchestral music]

[dog barking] [intense orchestral music]

[screaming]

[breathing heavily]

[screaming]

[light classical music]

[gasping]

- Ben!

The buyers are here!

[spits]

[spits]

- Liz?

I'm Sandra.

This is my husband Homero.

- Hi.

- Come in.

[breathes heavily]

[whimpers]

[gasps]

[breathes heavily]

- Hey!

Hey!

[sobs]

Hey!

[grunts]

[groans]

[breathes heavily]

[groans]

[speaking foreign language]

- Ah!

No!

[speaking foreign language]

Ah!

[grunts]

[speaking foreign language]

[breathes heavily]

- Your poison?

- I'm sorry?

- What's your drink?

- Oh.

Um, anything with whiskey's good.

- All right.

- I love the ceiling.

- [Liz] Do you like it?

- [Homero] It's beautiful.

- We just redid it.

- [Homero] Thank you.

[suspenseful orchestral music]

- [Homero] Who did all the work?

- You know what, between you and me,

it was undocumented workers.

- [Homero] Really?

- Yeah, a lot of those guys are just out of work.

- It's terrible.

And they just keep coming.

[light thudding]

- [Liz] It's distressed.

The finish.

[chuckles lightly]

[suspenseful orchestral music]

- So, what do you think?

You gonna make an offer?

- Well, we're, uh, we're definitely interested.

[chuckles]

- Really?

- Well, it is perfect for you.

- Are these all your properties?

- [Liz] Yeah.

We flip them.

[breathes heavily]

[grunts]

[coughs]

[breathes heavily]

- Did you see my son?

Mijo.

- He looks like you.

[sighs deeply]

Jandro.

Jandro!

He wasn't that bad.

[dramatic orchestral music]

[speaking foreign language]

[breathes heavily]

[rocks crumbling]

[banging]

[grunting]

[groaning]

[speaking foreign language]

[groaning]

- Okay.

We have to move.

[speaking foreign language]

[groans]

- Okay, okay.

Okay, I can walk.

- Uno, dos, tres.

[grunts]

Okay, okay.

- Okay, I can walk.

I can walk, I can walk.

Ah!

[groans]

No puedo.

[speaking foreign language]

[groans]

[grunts]

- I have to leave you.

[breathes heavily]

You stay here.

Don't make sound.

Okay?

I come back.

- No, Memo.

[breathes heavily]

Don't come back.

[dramatic orchestral music]

- No, Memo!

[breathes heavily]

- For what?

[breathing heavily]

[light classical music]

[suspenseful orchestral music]

[breathing heavily]

Hey!

Hello?

Hello?

[breathes heavily]

Hello?

[floor creaking]

Señ--

[gun firing]

[dramatic orchestral music]

- Nito?

[coughs]

- Is it everything you hoped it would be?

[moans]

So sad it's almost over.

[mumbles]

Is there something you wanna say?

[mumbles]

- [Ben] Hello, darling.

- Ah.

[mumbles]

- Take it easy.

[exhales]

[mumbles]

[grunts]

[coughs]

Okay.

Tilt your head.

Not your best day, huh?

[speaking foreign language]

[gags]

[grunts]

[gurgles] [eerie ambient music]

Huh.

- [Liz] So, do you think they're gonna make

an offer on the house?

- If they don't, somebody else will.

You did a really nice job on this house.

You did.

- Well I had help.

[chuckles]

- I'll call Richard tomorrow.

See if he can get some more people up here.

[spits] [gasps]

[whimpers]

[screams]

- [Liz] Oh God!

Oh.

[suspenseful orchestral music]

- Want a drink?

It's gin.

- Gracias.

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

- Fuck.

Antonio.

You want another drink?

[chuckles lightly]

[coughs]

Ugh.

[gags]

[grunts]

[exhales]

Antonio.

Antonio?

Ah!

[gurgles]

[chokes]

[grunts]

[gags]

[grunts]

[breathes heavily]

[car alarm blaring]

[ominous orchestral music]

[gasps]

- Ben!

Ben!

Ben!

Ben!

Ben!

[screams]

[breathes heavily]

[coughs]

[breathes heavily]

[gasps]

[screams]

[cries]

[breathes heavily]

[whimpers]

[suspenseful orchestral music]

[whimpering]

- You just created more work for your friends.

So much work to go around.

[gasps]

[breathes heavily]

[smoke alarm blaring]

[shrieks]

[whimpers]

[ominous orchestral music]

[screams]

[eerie ambient music]

[whistles]

[gun firing] [shrieks]

- You, where is Ben?

[gasps]

So this is your plan, huh?

We build your houses for you and you bury us in them?

It's a good plan.

You think we are like cucarachas, verdad?

Maybe we are.

You step on us pero we don't die.

We spread.

You cannot stop what is coming, señora.

[gun firing] [screams]

[whimpers]

- Oh God.

Beg.

[cries]

- Please.

I just wanted a safe place to live.

You have to understand.

Oh please.

Por favor.

[cries]

[screams]

[groans]

[intense orchestral music]

[screams]

[Liz screaming]

[gun firing] [suspenseful orchestral music]

[screaming]

[grunting]

[gun firing] [thudding]

[ominous orchestral music]

- Can you believe this shit?

Make people think twice about hirin' day workers, huh?

Think they'll catch the guy?

- No documentation, no address.

He's gone.

[ominous orchestral music]

- Oh, no, no, no.

- Hmm?

Mmm.

[clears throat]

- [Host] Okay, guys, so here it is.

The solution to all of our problems.

I like to call it compelled labor.

The people that are here illegally,

they become the property of the state.

They'll be owned by the state,

and from there we just put them to work.

We invent the jobs we need them to do.

- [Caller] Yeah, I mean it sounds like a good idea.

I like where your head's at.

But I, you know, if you can figure out a way

to put it in action, then it would be cool,

but the fallout would just be so significant

that I don't think that you really--

- [Host] Okay, hold up, sir.

What do you mean by that?

[chuckling]

- [Caller] Well, I, people might say it sounds like slavery.

- [Host] Well, what's the problem with slavery?

[suspenseful orchestral music]

[light classical music]

[dramatic orchestral music]