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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:42,507 --> 00:00:48,263 Holdin' hands at midnight 'neath a starry sky 2 00:00:49,264 --> 00:00:51,475 Nice work if you can get it 3 00:00:51,558 --> 00:00:54,561 And you can get it if you try 4 00:00:55,646 --> 00:01:01,401 Strollin' with that one girl, sighin' sigh after sigh 5 00:01:01,526 --> 00:01:04,363 Nice work if you can get it 6 00:01:04,446 --> 00:01:08,283 And you can get it if you try 7 00:01:08,367 --> 00:01:14,539 Just imagine someone waitin' at the cottage door 8 00:01:14,623 --> 00:01:16,583 Where two hearts become one 9 00:01:16,708 --> 00:01:20,045 - Who could ask for anything more? - Mmm! 10 00:01:20,128 --> 00:01:21,296 That looks good enough to eat. 11 00:01:21,421 --> 00:01:23,048 Oh, thank you. 12 00:01:23,131 --> 00:01:25,008 I wasn't talking about the cake. 13 00:01:25,092 --> 00:01:27,761 Oh, Gordon. You're my cousin. 14 00:01:27,844 --> 00:01:29,721 Never stopped the Royal Family. 15 00:01:29,805 --> 00:01:30,973 You're a very sick man. 16 00:01:31,056 --> 00:01:33,433 Mm. Hi. 17 00:01:33,517 --> 00:01:35,060 - Hi. - You're yummy. 18 00:01:36,103 --> 00:01:39,356 Oh, Mum, would you take Grandma over to the church, please? 19 00:01:39,439 --> 00:01:41,066 Yes. Come on, sweetheart. 20 00:01:41,149 --> 00:01:42,526 So, do you wanna go and tell Dennis that we're ready? 21 00:01:42,609 --> 00:01:44,236 Sure thing. 22 00:01:44,361 --> 00:01:45,362 How's he doing? 23 00:01:45,445 --> 00:01:47,155 Oh, great. Thrilled. 24 00:01:48,407 --> 00:01:50,701 I'm telling you, he's thrilled. 25 00:01:58,875 --> 00:02:00,919 Dennis, it's Gordon. Are you ready? 26 00:02:04,339 --> 00:02:07,676 Wow! You look great! 27 00:02:10,137 --> 00:02:11,471 So, are you ready? 28 00:02:11,555 --> 00:02:12,639 Um... 29 00:02:14,391 --> 00:02:15,767 - Just... - OK. 30 00:02:15,892 --> 00:02:18,186 I'm gonna give you a minute to, uh... 31 00:02:18,312 --> 00:02:19,396 give you a minute. 32 00:02:25,902 --> 00:02:28,447 No, no. I don't want to. 33 00:02:28,572 --> 00:02:30,532 Done want to, ah... 34 00:02:34,953 --> 00:02:36,038 Dennis! 35 00:02:36,121 --> 00:02:38,665 It's time. Dennis, we have to go. 36 00:02:39,583 --> 00:02:40,667 Dennis! 37 00:02:41,793 --> 00:02:42,878 Dennis! 38 00:02:46,214 --> 00:02:48,967 Where to promise to love one... 39 00:02:50,177 --> 00:02:52,554 Dennis, we're gonna have a baby. 40 00:02:55,474 --> 00:02:56,558 Dennis. 41 00:02:58,268 --> 00:02:59,353 Dennis? 42 00:02:59,936 --> 00:03:04,232 Who could ask for anything more? 43 00:03:11,990 --> 00:03:13,492 Aw, shit. 44 00:03:19,915 --> 00:03:21,249 Dennis! 45 00:03:23,919 --> 00:03:25,379 Dennis! 46 00:03:26,672 --> 00:03:29,049 I'm sorry, sorry, sorry if you're gettin' me wrong 47 00:03:29,174 --> 00:03:31,843 But you're half a world away with only one sock on 48 00:03:31,927 --> 00:03:34,846 Now you're gettin' too much, I don't want to play along 49 00:03:34,930 --> 00:03:37,683 'Cause all I really wanted was a radio song 50 00:03:37,808 --> 00:03:39,351 What is there to say 51 00:03:39,476 --> 00:03:40,477 What is there to say? 52 00:03:40,602 --> 00:03:41,853 In a world so grey? 53 00:03:41,979 --> 00:03:42,980 In a world so grey 54 00:03:43,105 --> 00:03:47,651 Why, oh, why, oh, why are we singing it anyway? 55 00:03:48,944 --> 00:03:49,945 - Come on! - 'Cause you think I had 56 00:03:50,028 --> 00:03:51,738 - A wind-up heart - Stop! 57 00:03:51,863 --> 00:03:54,533 - Then you must have had plastic head - Come back! 58 00:03:54,616 --> 00:03:56,660 - Did you think I had to play the part? - Give me a break! 59 00:03:56,785 --> 00:03:59,621 When you copied everything I said? 60 00:03:59,746 --> 00:04:02,290 - When the tide of love is out and the rust begins to show - Whoo! 61 00:04:02,416 --> 00:04:03,667 You're cryin' in your sleep 62 00:04:03,792 --> 00:04:04,793 Scared of your shadow 63 00:04:04,918 --> 00:04:06,086 - If you thought this was forever - Ooh! 64 00:04:06,211 --> 00:04:08,255 - Oh! - Dear, I'm keeping you in mind 65 00:04:08,338 --> 00:04:09,423 Gotcha. Where is it? 66 00:04:09,506 --> 00:04:10,507 Where's what? 67 00:04:10,590 --> 00:04:11,591 You know what I'm talkin' about! 68 00:04:11,675 --> 00:04:12,843 Ooh! Hey! Hey! 69 00:04:12,926 --> 00:04:13,927 Ooh! 70 00:04:14,011 --> 00:04:15,012 All right! 71 00:04:15,095 --> 00:04:16,096 What do you think this is, huh? 72 00:04:16,179 --> 00:04:17,431 I've never seen those before in my life. 73 00:04:17,514 --> 00:04:19,391 Yeah, and you're a fit, running type. 74 00:04:19,516 --> 00:04:20,517 You bastard. 75 00:04:20,642 --> 00:04:21,643 Don't. 76 00:04:21,727 --> 00:04:22,728 Little shit! 77 00:04:22,853 --> 00:04:24,021 There's nothing to see here, people. 78 00:04:24,104 --> 00:04:25,188 Ow! 79 00:04:33,572 --> 00:04:34,573 Where's the bra? 80 00:04:34,656 --> 00:04:35,741 What bra? 81 00:04:37,701 --> 00:04:38,785 Whoo! 82 00:04:38,910 --> 00:04:40,787 Come on, fat boy, run! 83 00:04:40,912 --> 00:04:42,080 I'm not fat! 84 00:04:42,205 --> 00:04:43,832 I'm just- I'm unfit. 85 00:04:45,208 --> 00:04:46,376 Go on, then. 86 00:04:48,837 --> 00:04:49,921 Ow! 87 00:05:26,333 --> 00:05:27,584 Yes? 88 00:05:27,709 --> 00:05:29,670 Could you let me in, please, Mr. G? 89 00:05:32,339 --> 00:05:33,507 Who the hell are you? 90 00:05:33,590 --> 00:05:35,634 You- Why are we- 91 00:05:35,717 --> 00:05:37,844 It's Dennis Doyle from downstairs. 92 00:05:37,928 --> 00:05:39,805 Dennis Doyle from downstairs is dead... 93 00:05:39,930 --> 00:05:41,014 killed by his landlord. 94 00:05:41,139 --> 00:05:42,391 - Do you know why? - No. 95 00:05:42,474 --> 00:05:45,560 Failure to pay the rent in a timely fashion. 96 00:05:45,644 --> 00:05:46,728 Dennis! 97 00:05:46,853 --> 00:05:48,397 Hey, Maya. Listen, can you tell your dad... 98 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:49,481 I'm in a bit of a hurry? 99 00:05:49,564 --> 00:05:51,525 - Have you got any money? - Maya, go inside! 100 00:05:54,069 --> 00:05:55,529 And put something on. 101 00:05:57,197 --> 00:05:58,448 Hello. Hello. 102 00:05:58,573 --> 00:06:00,367 Yes? 103 00:06:00,492 --> 00:06:01,576 Do you know what happened to that landlord... 104 00:06:01,660 --> 00:06:03,704 after he killed Dennis Doyle from downstairs? 105 00:06:03,829 --> 00:06:05,956 - No. - They gave him a medal... 106 00:06:06,039 --> 00:06:08,917 and a nice foot massage. 107 00:06:10,460 --> 00:06:12,504 Hey, Mr. Ghoshdashtidar. 108 00:06:12,629 --> 00:06:14,923 Mr. Ghoshdashtidar, wait- 109 00:06:28,270 --> 00:06:30,480 Well, how is the old rascal? 110 00:06:30,564 --> 00:06:33,650 I hear it's going to be a party of special magnificence. 111 00:06:33,775 --> 00:06:34,943 You know Bilbo. 112 00:06:35,027 --> 00:06:36,486 He's got the whole place in an uproar. 113 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:38,196 Mm. Ah, well, that should please him. 114 00:06:39,948 --> 00:06:42,326 Jake, your dad's gonna be here in a minute. 115 00:06:42,409 --> 00:06:43,577 You ready? 116 00:06:43,660 --> 00:06:45,203 Ready! 117 00:06:45,287 --> 00:06:47,664 All right, then keep your secrets. 118 00:06:49,833 --> 00:06:51,543 Hey. 119 00:06:51,626 --> 00:06:53,420 - You give me tone - Hey. 120 00:06:53,503 --> 00:06:55,547 I'll like that 121 00:06:55,672 --> 00:06:57,382 Hey, how is it goin'? 122 00:06:57,507 --> 00:06:59,384 - Oh, yeah. - All the chrome 123 00:06:59,509 --> 00:07:01,553 Well, I'll like that 124 00:07:01,637 --> 00:07:04,014 Dennis. Yeah, Dennis. 125 00:07:04,139 --> 00:07:05,307 Do you run away? 126 00:07:05,390 --> 00:07:07,851 You like, uh, to have some sort of drink with me? 127 00:07:07,976 --> 00:07:09,353 Oh, what the hell. Let's- 128 00:07:12,814 --> 00:07:13,899 Ow, shit! 129 00:07:13,982 --> 00:07:15,233 Oh! 130 00:07:15,317 --> 00:07:16,693 - Hah! - Aah! 131 00:07:16,777 --> 00:07:18,403 No. Oh, you got me! 132 00:07:19,488 --> 00:07:20,656 - Hi. - Hi. 133 00:07:20,781 --> 00:07:22,032 - We're playing hobbits and orcs. - Mm-hmm. 134 00:07:22,115 --> 00:07:23,283 Guess who's an orc? 135 00:07:24,910 --> 00:07:26,453 Honey, would you mind, uh... 136 00:07:26,536 --> 00:07:28,580 This kind of smarts. Can you? 137 00:07:28,705 --> 00:07:29,790 Oh, yeah. Thank you. 138 00:07:29,873 --> 00:07:31,041 I'm not finished with you, Whit! 139 00:07:31,166 --> 00:07:32,626 Yeah, one sec. 140 00:07:32,709 --> 00:07:34,044 Uh, I thought his dad was picking him up. 141 00:07:34,127 --> 00:07:36,171 - What happened? - Oh, what happened? 142 00:07:36,296 --> 00:07:37,381 Dennis happened. 143 00:07:37,506 --> 00:07:39,466 Mmm. Well, on the bright side... 144 00:07:39,591 --> 00:07:41,969 - Hmm? - you look astonishingly beautiful today. 145 00:07:42,052 --> 00:07:43,136 - Whit! - Really. 146 00:07:49,559 --> 00:07:50,560 Where have you been? 147 00:07:50,644 --> 00:07:52,020 Hey. 148 00:07:52,145 --> 00:07:53,230 - I was- - Daddy! 149 00:07:53,313 --> 00:07:55,023 Hey, snot-face! 150 00:07:55,148 --> 00:07:56,483 Oh, please, don't call him that. 151 00:07:56,566 --> 00:07:57,943 Why? He is a snot-face, isn't he? 152 00:07:58,068 --> 00:07:59,861 You are a snot-face, aren't you? Huh? 153 00:07:59,945 --> 00:08:01,113 Oh. 154 00:08:01,238 --> 00:08:02,239 Aw! 155 00:08:02,322 --> 00:08:03,865 Jake, that's disgusting. 156 00:08:03,991 --> 00:08:05,367 Jake, that's disgusting. Go on. 157 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:08,203 - Toilet first. - Mom! 158 00:08:08,286 --> 00:08:10,664 Go on. Grab your jacket. 159 00:08:12,624 --> 00:08:14,668 You were supposed to be here an hour ago, Dennis. 160 00:08:14,751 --> 00:08:16,211 Yeah, there was a bit of a mix-up with the- 161 00:08:16,336 --> 00:08:17,963 with the tickets, so... 162 00:08:18,046 --> 00:08:19,214 Hey, you look really nice. 163 00:08:19,298 --> 00:08:20,382 Did I get you that necklace? 164 00:08:20,507 --> 00:08:22,634 No. It was a... 165 00:08:22,759 --> 00:08:25,053 just a present from someone... else. 166 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:27,347 - Who? - Uh, me, actually. 167 00:08:27,431 --> 00:08:28,432 Oh, yeah. 168 00:08:28,515 --> 00:08:29,516 Huh? 169 00:08:29,599 --> 00:08:31,226 It belonged to my grandmother. 170 00:08:31,310 --> 00:08:32,394 Yeah. 171 00:08:33,186 --> 00:08:34,271 Huh? 172 00:08:35,314 --> 00:08:37,941 Dennis, this is my good friend, Whit. 173 00:08:38,025 --> 00:08:41,111 Whit, this is my- Jake's dad, Dennis. 174 00:08:41,236 --> 00:08:42,571 How you doin'? 175 00:08:43,405 --> 00:08:44,948 Good, yeah. You have soft hands. 176 00:08:45,032 --> 00:08:46,199 Do you moisturize? 177 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:48,285 I do, actually. 178 00:08:50,203 --> 00:08:51,204 Well, it's very nice to meet you. 179 00:08:51,288 --> 00:08:53,165 It's nice to finally put a face to the name. 180 00:08:53,290 --> 00:08:54,291 I'd have probably thought you'd have... 181 00:08:54,374 --> 00:08:55,834 you would have seen one of our photos. 182 00:08:56,793 --> 00:08:57,961 Oh, there aren't any. 183 00:08:58,628 --> 00:08:59,713 - Hmm. - Ready? 184 00:08:59,796 --> 00:09:01,757 Yes. Let's go. 185 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,091 - Have fun. - Yeah. 186 00:09:03,175 --> 00:09:06,094 Dennis, you do have the tickets, right? 187 00:09:06,219 --> 00:09:08,972 Libby, credit me with some intelligence. 188 00:09:14,603 --> 00:09:15,687 Tickets! 189 00:09:15,812 --> 00:09:17,856 Does anybody have any tickets? 190 00:09:17,981 --> 00:09:19,316 Mate, my daughter's not very well. 191 00:09:19,399 --> 00:09:20,651 I've got a couple of spare tickets if you want 'em. 192 00:09:20,776 --> 00:09:22,277 Yes. Thank you so much. How much? 193 00:09:22,361 --> 00:09:23,445 Oh, whatever. 194 00:09:23,528 --> 00:09:24,988 Uh, this is all the money I have. 195 00:09:26,490 --> 00:09:27,491 Yeah? 196 00:09:27,574 --> 00:09:28,825 My son is gonna love me. 197 00:09:28,950 --> 00:09:30,911 You want your son to love you? Don't break the law. 198 00:09:30,994 --> 00:09:32,871 Hey, that's entrapment! 199 00:09:32,996 --> 00:09:34,623 Oh, God! 200 00:09:34,706 --> 00:09:36,416 And that's brutality! 201 00:09:38,001 --> 00:09:41,421 Libby, it's- It was only a caution. 202 00:09:42,965 --> 00:09:44,675 No. Uh, Libby, I'll- 203 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:45,884 - Bye, Dad. - Libby. 204 00:09:59,022 --> 00:10:00,565 So, do you work with Libby at the bakery? 205 00:10:01,942 --> 00:10:03,026 No. 206 00:10:03,819 --> 00:10:05,070 We met at the bakery, though. 207 00:10:05,195 --> 00:10:06,655 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 208 00:10:07,864 --> 00:10:08,865 What? 209 00:10:08,949 --> 00:10:11,326 No, I just was a nervous wreck that day. 210 00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:12,661 It took me four chocolate éclairs... 211 00:10:12,744 --> 00:10:15,497 and a macaroon just to get up the courage to talk to her. 212 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,836 Uh, no, I work in the financial district actually. 213 00:10:21,753 --> 00:10:24,131 I'm a hedge fund manager for Waterman Hughes. 214 00:10:24,214 --> 00:10:25,465 Oh. 215 00:10:25,590 --> 00:10:27,884 I do high-level security analysis and operation... 216 00:10:27,968 --> 00:10:29,344 for an upscale retail outlet. 217 00:10:29,428 --> 00:10:30,846 Really? 218 00:10:30,929 --> 00:10:32,723 Libby said you were a security guard... 219 00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:33,974 at a women's clothing store. 220 00:10:34,099 --> 00:10:35,726 Yeah, that's what I said. 221 00:10:36,893 --> 00:10:38,353 Right. 222 00:10:38,437 --> 00:10:40,564 Uh, well, I- I should probably get a cab. 223 00:10:40,689 --> 00:10:42,316 I got a big run in the morning. 224 00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:43,942 A big what? 225 00:10:44,026 --> 00:10:46,862 A run- I'm training for the Nike River Run next month. 226 00:10:46,987 --> 00:10:47,988 The what-y what what? 227 00:10:48,071 --> 00:10:49,323 The Nike River Run. 228 00:10:49,406 --> 00:10:52,117 It's a- It's a marathon race along the, uh, Thames River. 229 00:10:53,118 --> 00:10:54,578 Why would you do that? 230 00:10:54,661 --> 00:10:56,455 Uh, well, it's a charity thing, you know? 231 00:10:56,580 --> 00:10:57,581 Plus, I love to run. 232 00:10:57,664 --> 00:11:00,375 I actually ran the London Marathon a little while ago. 233 00:11:00,459 --> 00:11:01,460 Oh, that's a coincidence. 234 00:11:01,543 --> 00:11:02,544 Oh, yeah? How's that? 235 00:11:02,627 --> 00:11:04,087 I watched it on the television. 236 00:11:04,171 --> 00:11:05,255 - Ah. - Well, the last hour. 237 00:11:05,339 --> 00:11:06,965 I sleep in on a Sunday, so... 238 00:11:08,258 --> 00:11:09,509 Right. 239 00:11:09,635 --> 00:11:11,928 Um, well, look, you know... 240 00:11:12,054 --> 00:11:14,097 I know these things can be pretty awkward, you know? 241 00:11:14,222 --> 00:11:15,766 I mean, you know, you're Jake's dad... 242 00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:19,186 and, uh, well, I just want you to know... 243 00:11:19,311 --> 00:11:25,150 that I like Libby and Jake very, very much... 244 00:11:25,233 --> 00:11:29,321 and, um, well, I just appreciate your being so grown up... 245 00:11:29,404 --> 00:11:30,572 about this, you know? 246 00:11:31,073 --> 00:11:32,240 Hey! Yo! 247 00:11:32,366 --> 00:11:33,617 You wanna take this one? 248 00:11:33,700 --> 00:11:34,868 - No, you have it. - You sure? 249 00:11:34,951 --> 00:11:36,203 Yeah. I'll get the next one. 250 00:11:36,286 --> 00:11:37,746 All right. Very nice to meet you. 251 00:11:37,829 --> 00:11:39,414 - Yeah. - I'm sure I'll see you around. 252 00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:41,291 Yup. Hope so. 253 00:11:41,416 --> 00:11:44,252 Hello, good sir. West India Quay, please. 254 00:11:46,755 --> 00:11:47,756 - Bye. - Bye. 255 00:11:47,839 --> 00:11:49,341 - See ya. - Bye-bye. 256 00:12:18,245 --> 00:12:19,329 Dennis! 257 00:12:21,415 --> 00:12:22,499 Dennis! 258 00:12:25,627 --> 00:12:26,712 Dennis? 259 00:12:28,630 --> 00:12:29,631 - Close your eyes. - Huh? 260 00:12:29,715 --> 00:12:31,216 - Close your eyes. - Oh. 261 00:12:35,345 --> 00:12:37,472 OK. Open them. Happy Valentine's. 262 00:12:39,474 --> 00:12:41,101 That's great. 263 00:13:09,713 --> 00:13:10,797 Dennis! 264 00:13:12,466 --> 00:13:13,550 Dennis! 265 00:13:27,856 --> 00:13:28,940 Hi. 266 00:14:13,902 --> 00:14:14,987 Hey, Vincent. 267 00:14:16,446 --> 00:14:17,823 - Dennis. - How's business? 268 00:14:17,948 --> 00:14:18,949 Whatcha mean, "business"? 269 00:14:19,074 --> 00:14:20,158 Sorry. 270 00:14:24,871 --> 00:14:25,872 - Got it. - Shh. 271 00:14:25,956 --> 00:14:26,957 Hush now, man. 272 00:14:27,082 --> 00:14:28,333 All right. 273 00:14:32,629 --> 00:14:33,797 Three thousand. 274 00:14:38,176 --> 00:14:39,511 This is all I've got. 275 00:14:40,304 --> 00:14:42,180 Just throw whatever you have in the pot. 276 00:14:42,306 --> 00:14:44,349 OK. 277 00:14:44,433 --> 00:14:45,600 Flush, king high. 278 00:14:49,771 --> 00:14:50,856 Ace high. 279 00:14:56,903 --> 00:14:58,363 What happened? 280 00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:03,535 Bad luck, mate. 281 00:15:03,618 --> 00:15:04,953 Oh. 282 00:15:05,954 --> 00:15:07,664 Oh, hey, I got you those tickets. 283 00:15:07,789 --> 00:15:09,207 They were for yesterday. 284 00:15:09,291 --> 00:15:10,292 What? So now you don't want 'em? 285 00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:11,835 Why would I want them? 286 00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:14,880 Put them on eBay. 287 00:15:14,963 --> 00:15:16,131 Who's gonna wanna buy tickets... 288 00:15:16,256 --> 00:15:17,591 for something that happened yesterday? 289 00:15:17,674 --> 00:15:19,217 - Time travelers. - Where were you? 290 00:15:19,343 --> 00:15:21,553 My whole night was just screwed, man... 291 00:15:21,637 --> 00:15:24,640 and I looked like a prick in front of Libby's new boyfriend. 292 00:15:24,765 --> 00:15:26,558 Oh, she didn't tell me she has a new boyfriend. 293 00:15:26,642 --> 00:15:27,809 What's he like? 294 00:15:28,810 --> 00:15:30,520 Handsome, well-off, friendly. 295 00:15:30,604 --> 00:15:33,607 He's like Peter Perfect out of Wacky Races... 296 00:15:33,732 --> 00:15:34,983 and he runs marathons. 297 00:15:36,485 --> 00:15:37,944 - Why? - Exactly. 298 00:15:42,074 --> 00:15:45,077 Well, look, my only serious relationship ended... 299 00:15:45,202 --> 00:15:47,579 in a broken collarbone and a dead meerkat... 300 00:15:47,663 --> 00:15:49,623 so I may not be the best person in the world to give advice... 301 00:15:49,706 --> 00:15:52,250 but you have been trying to get through to Libby... 302 00:15:52,334 --> 00:15:54,127 for five years now... 303 00:15:54,211 --> 00:15:56,838 so maybe you should let her go. 304 00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:58,548 Yeah, but what is her problem? 305 00:15:59,841 --> 00:16:01,301 Dennis, you left her at the altar... 306 00:16:01,385 --> 00:16:02,552 when she was pregnant. 307 00:16:03,553 --> 00:16:05,097 But that was ages ago. 308 00:16:05,180 --> 00:16:08,100 Well, women remember that stuff. 309 00:16:09,226 --> 00:16:10,686 Look, if there's anything else I can do to help... 310 00:16:10,811 --> 00:16:12,521 just let me know. 311 00:16:12,646 --> 00:16:14,690 Well, actually, I am a little bit behind in my rent. 312 00:16:14,815 --> 00:16:16,358 I was wondering if you had a couple of hundred quid... 313 00:16:16,441 --> 00:16:17,943 I could maybe borrow. 314 00:16:28,078 --> 00:16:29,162 Oh, I love you. I really do. 315 00:16:29,246 --> 00:16:31,123 I needed that actually. 316 00:16:31,206 --> 00:16:33,417 That's great. Thank you. I'll see you later. 317 00:16:40,757 --> 00:16:41,842 How about this one? 318 00:16:44,928 --> 00:16:46,013 I bet you can't do it. 319 00:16:47,389 --> 00:16:49,016 - I can do a big one. - Go on. 320 00:16:52,102 --> 00:16:53,186 Look, look, look, look, look. 321 00:16:57,274 --> 00:16:58,608 That was a good one. 322 00:16:58,692 --> 00:16:59,776 Yeah. 323 00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:01,570 Listen. 324 00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:03,864 I'm really sorry about gettin' you arrested yesterday. 325 00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:04,990 That's all right. 326 00:17:05,073 --> 00:17:06,325 Most universities don't even look... 327 00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:07,826 at things like that these days. 328 00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:10,162 Hey, another one. 329 00:17:10,245 --> 00:17:11,955 As far as I'm concerned, what else do you have? 330 00:17:12,039 --> 00:17:13,665 - Oh, she was great. - Yeah, well, she is- 331 00:17:13,749 --> 00:17:15,083 Ooh! 332 00:17:16,043 --> 00:17:17,294 - Shh. - Sorry. 333 00:17:17,419 --> 00:17:18,420 Um, but, yeah, so I think- 334 00:17:18,503 --> 00:17:20,088 Do you want to hear a secret? 335 00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:21,173 Absolutely. 336 00:17:21,256 --> 00:17:23,050 There's a girl in my class called Emily. 337 00:17:23,133 --> 00:17:24,926 Well, I'm sure that's not a secret. 338 00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:26,553 The teachers probably know about her. 339 00:17:26,637 --> 00:17:27,888 She looks like a tree frog. 340 00:17:27,971 --> 00:17:28,972 She what? 341 00:17:29,056 --> 00:17:30,599 She looks like a tree frog. 342 00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:32,559 That's not a very nice thing to say. 343 00:17:32,684 --> 00:17:34,019 I like tree frogs. 344 00:17:34,102 --> 00:17:35,187 Oh, yeah? 345 00:17:35,312 --> 00:17:36,396 More than hobbits? 346 00:17:38,732 --> 00:17:40,067 I see. 347 00:17:40,150 --> 00:17:42,361 I really feel we can make a life together. 348 00:17:42,486 --> 00:17:43,737 "You really think we could-" 349 00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:45,739 Wait, that sounds like something Whit would say. 350 00:17:45,864 --> 00:17:47,199 He did say it. 351 00:17:47,282 --> 00:17:49,409 - What? To Mom? - Yes. 352 00:17:49,493 --> 00:17:50,661 What a shithead. 353 00:17:50,786 --> 00:17:51,787 Dad! 354 00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:52,954 Sorry. 355 00:17:55,457 --> 00:17:56,875 Listen, I'm really glad you were such a big boy... 356 00:17:56,958 --> 00:17:58,335 about not gettin' into the whole... 357 00:17:58,418 --> 00:17:59,586 Lord of the Rings thing, you know? 358 00:17:59,711 --> 00:18:00,712 That's OK. 359 00:18:00,796 --> 00:18:02,255 Whit's got us front row seats for tomorrow... 360 00:18:02,339 --> 00:18:03,423 so it's even better. 361 00:18:03,548 --> 00:18:05,050 What a shithead. 362 00:18:05,133 --> 00:18:06,218 Dad! 363 00:18:06,593 --> 00:18:07,678 Well. 364 00:18:13,809 --> 00:18:14,893 Ah, yeah 365 00:18:17,980 --> 00:18:19,064 Oh, yeah 366 00:18:21,483 --> 00:18:23,068 I'm up on the eleventh floor 367 00:18:23,151 --> 00:18:25,696 And I'm watchin' the cruisers below 368 00:18:28,448 --> 00:18:29,825 He's down on the street 369 00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:32,661 And he's tryin' hard to pull sister Flo 370 00:18:35,163 --> 00:18:37,124 Oh, my heart's in the basement 371 00:18:37,207 --> 00:18:39,918 My weekend's at an all-time low 372 00:18:42,170 --> 00:18:43,797 'Cause she's hopin' to score 373 00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:46,383 So I can't see her letting him go 374 00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:49,886 You betcha 375 00:18:50,012 --> 00:18:51,388 Oh, yeah 376 00:18:52,514 --> 00:18:53,598 Uh-huh 377 00:19:00,230 --> 00:19:01,231 Deliveries are downstairs. 378 00:19:01,356 --> 00:19:03,066 - No, I'm- - Waterman Hughes. 379 00:19:06,695 --> 00:19:08,280 - Yes? - Bonjour. 380 00:19:13,201 --> 00:19:14,286 Whit! 381 00:19:17,414 --> 00:19:18,498 Thanks for your help. 382 00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:21,209 So, what brings you down here, man? 383 00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,420 A little, uh, high-level security analysis... 384 00:19:23,545 --> 00:19:24,796 in retail operation? 385 00:19:24,921 --> 00:19:26,006 Huh? 386 00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:28,008 What can I do for you? I'm just on my way to the gym. 387 00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:30,510 - I got a spin class. - Huh? 388 00:19:30,594 --> 00:19:32,804 Spinning? You know, spinning, bicycles? 389 00:19:32,888 --> 00:19:33,889 Oh, OK. 390 00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:36,016 No, I was thinking more along the lines of a pint. 391 00:19:36,141 --> 00:19:37,934 A pint? Oh, a pint. 392 00:19:38,018 --> 00:19:39,895 Uh, wow. 393 00:19:39,978 --> 00:19:41,772 Um, I'd love a pint, actually... 394 00:19:41,855 --> 00:19:43,315 but, uh, I really gotta hit this class. 395 00:19:43,398 --> 00:19:44,900 I'm in training, you know? 396 00:19:44,983 --> 00:19:46,234 You wanna come along? 397 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,986 Uh, it's an amazing workout. 398 00:19:48,111 --> 00:19:50,155 I- I'd love to, but I don't have any gear, so- 399 00:19:50,238 --> 00:19:51,323 Well, I'll lend you some. 400 00:19:52,532 --> 00:19:53,533 Great. 401 00:19:53,617 --> 00:19:55,494 Three, two, one! 402 00:19:55,619 --> 00:19:57,162 We're climbing! Rhythm is up! 403 00:19:57,245 --> 00:20:01,291 Push! Push! Push! Push! 404 00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:02,834 Keep it up! 405 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,670 No cheating! Let's go! 406 00:20:04,795 --> 00:20:06,171 How you doin' there? You all right? 407 00:20:06,254 --> 00:20:07,255 What'd you say? 408 00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:09,383 Out of the saddle! We're climbing! 409 00:20:11,426 --> 00:20:13,220 OK, let's make it really hard! 410 00:20:15,263 --> 00:20:16,890 So, what did you wanna talk to me about, man? 411 00:20:19,726 --> 00:20:20,978 Ow! 412 00:20:22,396 --> 00:20:24,523 Jake said you had some tickets to the, uh... 413 00:20:24,648 --> 00:20:26,191 to the hobbit musical. 414 00:20:26,316 --> 00:20:28,110 Yeah, a friend of mine's an investor in the show. 415 00:20:28,193 --> 00:20:30,153 He totally hooked me up. Can you believe that? 416 00:20:30,278 --> 00:20:33,031 Hmm... um... 417 00:20:33,115 --> 00:20:35,158 I was just thinking, um... 418 00:20:35,283 --> 00:20:36,284 you know, you don't really wanna sit... 419 00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:39,454 through a whole sort of three-hour kind of show, do you? 420 00:20:39,579 --> 00:20:42,749 - So... - Well, the thing is... 421 00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:44,626 Oh. 422 00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:47,838 Jake's really kind of got his heart set on this, you know? 423 00:20:47,921 --> 00:20:49,006 Yeah. 424 00:20:49,798 --> 00:20:51,258 - Powder? - I'm fine. 425 00:20:51,341 --> 00:20:52,509 You sure? Refreshing. 426 00:20:52,634 --> 00:20:54,261 I would imagine it is. 427 00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:57,472 I was just- I'm thinkin' maybe, you know, if you like... 428 00:20:57,556 --> 00:21:00,225 then I could maybe take Jake and Libby for you, you know... 429 00:21:00,309 --> 00:21:02,436 if-if you want. 430 00:21:02,519 --> 00:21:05,522 Look, I know you must be kind of angry at yourself... 431 00:21:05,605 --> 00:21:07,482 for messing up with the tickets the other night... 432 00:21:07,607 --> 00:21:09,067 and, uh, I'd like to help you. 433 00:21:09,151 --> 00:21:10,944 I really would, but, um... 434 00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:13,488 Well, the thing is... 435 00:21:13,572 --> 00:21:16,116 I hope to be more and more a part of Jake's life, you know? 436 00:21:16,241 --> 00:21:19,745 And, uh, frankly, I'm kind of looking forward to this show. 437 00:21:19,828 --> 00:21:22,289 Give Jake and I, a chance to get to know each other better. 438 00:21:22,372 --> 00:21:24,750 I mean, uh, you can see my point, can't you? 439 00:21:25,792 --> 00:21:26,877 Yes, I can. 440 00:21:29,129 --> 00:21:30,589 So, can I ask you a question? 441 00:21:30,714 --> 00:21:31,798 Sure. 442 00:21:31,923 --> 00:21:34,134 You had her once, why did you ever let her go? 443 00:21:34,593 --> 00:21:35,594 To be honest, Whit- 444 00:21:35,677 --> 00:21:37,638 Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'd just be careful on the stairs here. 445 00:21:37,721 --> 00:21:39,139 Your legs might be a little rubbery. 446 00:21:40,015 --> 00:21:41,099 I'm fine. 447 00:21:44,353 --> 00:21:46,146 Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. 448 00:21:46,229 --> 00:21:47,481 I'm fine. I'm- 449 00:21:47,564 --> 00:21:49,608 Yeah, the first step is often the, uh... 450 00:21:49,733 --> 00:21:50,817 the difficult one. 451 00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:53,320 This is Libby. Leave me a message. 452 00:21:53,403 --> 00:21:55,530 Hey, Lib, it's me. Can you give me a ring? 453 00:22:04,539 --> 00:22:06,833 Fuck! 454 00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:16,134 Who the hell are you? 455 00:22:16,218 --> 00:22:17,844 Just open the bloody door. 456 00:22:17,928 --> 00:22:19,096 OK. 457 00:23:04,725 --> 00:23:06,935 - There you go. Enjoy. - Thank you. 458 00:23:07,019 --> 00:23:08,895 - Forty-eight. - Yes. 459 00:23:09,021 --> 00:23:10,105 Hello. 460 00:23:10,188 --> 00:23:11,690 Dennis, I'm really busy. 461 00:23:11,773 --> 00:23:12,858 Can we talk? 462 00:23:12,941 --> 00:23:15,068 No, just buy something or go. 463 00:23:15,152 --> 00:23:18,822 OK. I, can I have one of your signature cupcakes, please? 464 00:23:20,115 --> 00:23:21,533 Actually, can I have this big one? 465 00:23:21,616 --> 00:23:22,617 - Dennis. - That one's fine... 466 00:23:22,701 --> 00:23:24,494 and, uh, I like that one, too. 467 00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:27,664 - Anything else? - Um, yeah. 468 00:23:27,789 --> 00:23:29,333 What do you see in Whit? 469 00:23:29,416 --> 00:23:32,085 - Uh, forty-nine. - Yes, I'm forty-nine. 470 00:23:32,169 --> 00:23:33,962 - What can I get for you? - No, I'm not done yet. 471 00:23:34,087 --> 00:23:35,255 Yes, you are. 472 00:23:35,339 --> 00:23:37,549 Sorry, I think you've used up your allotted time. 473 00:23:37,633 --> 00:23:40,344 You don't- You don't have allotted time, OK? 474 00:23:40,427 --> 00:23:42,054 Now you're using up my allotted time. 475 00:23:42,137 --> 00:23:43,764 You don't get allotted time, OK? 476 00:23:43,889 --> 00:23:45,140 It's not like a game show, you know? 477 00:23:45,223 --> 00:23:47,684 You got, like, fifteen seconds to win a bun. 478 00:23:47,809 --> 00:23:49,519 Goodbye, Dennis. 479 00:23:49,645 --> 00:23:50,646 Yes? 480 00:23:50,729 --> 00:23:52,689 Yes. Hello, yes. 481 00:23:52,814 --> 00:23:56,234 Um, do you have any of those little gingerbread rabbits? 482 00:23:56,318 --> 00:23:57,653 Oh, no. We just have those at Easter. 483 00:23:57,736 --> 00:23:58,820 I'm so sorry. 484 00:23:58,945 --> 00:24:00,030 Oh. 485 00:24:01,156 --> 00:24:02,407 Hmm... 486 00:24:06,912 --> 00:24:09,915 Do you have anything else shaped like an animal? 487 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:11,041 - Excuse me. - What? 488 00:24:11,124 --> 00:24:13,085 I haven't paid for my order. 489 00:24:13,710 --> 00:24:14,711 I'm sorry. 490 00:24:14,836 --> 00:24:15,837 - Excuse me. - Yeah. 491 00:24:15,921 --> 00:24:17,381 Excuse me. 492 00:24:19,216 --> 00:24:20,550 - Ow! - Sorry. 493 00:24:22,052 --> 00:24:23,595 Seriously, what do you see in him? 494 00:24:23,679 --> 00:24:25,472 OK, he's well-off, all right? 495 00:24:25,555 --> 00:24:27,099 He's kind of- He's quite good-looking, you know? 496 00:24:27,224 --> 00:24:28,225 But I mean, so what? 497 00:24:28,308 --> 00:24:29,851 Is that what you think this is about? 498 00:24:29,935 --> 00:24:31,895 I just want some gorgeous sugar daddy. 499 00:24:32,020 --> 00:24:33,271 I wouldn't say gorgeous. 500 00:24:33,355 --> 00:24:34,606 Well, that's not why I'm with him. 501 00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:35,857 Well, why are you with him? 502 00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:37,025 You know, give me one good reason. 503 00:24:37,150 --> 00:24:39,111 One? I could give you fifty. 504 00:24:39,194 --> 00:24:41,405 - I'm fifty! - Hang on a minute! 505 00:24:41,530 --> 00:24:44,866 He's mature, responsible, considerate... 506 00:24:44,992 --> 00:24:46,243 he's great with Jake. 507 00:24:46,368 --> 00:24:48,328 - That's only four. - Hello? 508 00:24:48,412 --> 00:24:50,956 You know what? He's a good man, Dennis. 509 00:24:51,081 --> 00:24:53,625 You know, he runs marathons for charity, for Pete's sake. 510 00:24:53,750 --> 00:24:55,210 Oh, big deal! 511 00:24:55,335 --> 00:24:57,129 So you could run a marathon? 512 00:24:57,254 --> 00:24:59,464 Could I have a chocolate brownie, please? 513 00:24:59,548 --> 00:25:00,924 - Hang on! - Oh! 514 00:25:01,008 --> 00:25:02,718 Look, Libby, I can change. 515 00:25:02,843 --> 00:25:05,304 Yeah? Well, great. Let's get married. 516 00:25:05,429 --> 00:25:06,888 - Really? - No! 517 00:25:06,972 --> 00:25:08,932 We tried that once, remember? 518 00:25:09,057 --> 00:25:11,435 You left me at the altar, pregnant. 519 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,020 You cock! 520 00:25:13,812 --> 00:25:15,314 Look, Libby, I can change, OK? 521 00:25:15,397 --> 00:25:17,357 I have changed. I can prove it. 522 00:25:17,441 --> 00:25:18,817 How? 523 00:25:20,736 --> 00:25:23,739 I'll tell you. I will run the marathon. 524 00:25:25,615 --> 00:25:26,992 What? 525 00:25:27,117 --> 00:25:28,118 The one that Whit's doin'... 526 00:25:28,201 --> 00:25:30,078 I'll run that, and I'll finish it. 527 00:25:30,203 --> 00:25:31,288 Come on, you've never finished... 528 00:25:31,371 --> 00:25:33,498 anything in your entire life, Dennis. 529 00:25:33,582 --> 00:25:35,626 Oh, now, you- That's not- 530 00:25:35,751 --> 00:25:37,377 - You know- - Look, You can't even finish a sentence. 531 00:25:37,461 --> 00:25:38,462 Don't-don't- 532 00:25:38,545 --> 00:25:40,172 You're just bein', you know, what's the word? 533 00:25:40,297 --> 00:25:41,298 Cock? 534 00:25:41,381 --> 00:25:43,508 I would settle for something shaped like a fish. 535 00:25:43,592 --> 00:25:44,593 Well, go to the fishmonger! 536 00:25:44,676 --> 00:25:46,470 I'm a vegetarian. 537 00:25:46,553 --> 00:25:48,680 OK. OK. 538 00:25:48,764 --> 00:25:50,307 Dennis, just please leave. 539 00:25:50,390 --> 00:25:52,684 OK. OK, I'll go. 540 00:25:52,768 --> 00:25:54,186 But I'm gonna prove this to you, Libby. 541 00:25:54,269 --> 00:25:57,522 I can be mature, considerate, and responsible. 542 00:25:59,566 --> 00:26:00,651 - Oh! - Dennis? 543 00:26:00,776 --> 00:26:01,943 Yes, Libby? 544 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:04,863 It's two pounds, seventy-five. 545 00:26:04,988 --> 00:26:06,531 Oh, yeah, right. 546 00:26:07,991 --> 00:26:09,534 Hey, if Dennis thinks he can run the race... 547 00:26:09,660 --> 00:26:10,661 he can run the race. 548 00:26:10,786 --> 00:26:12,162 - Thank you. - There's no way 549 00:26:12,245 --> 00:26:13,789 you can run a marathon. 550 00:26:13,914 --> 00:26:16,458 - Why not? - 'Cause you is a lazy bastard. 551 00:26:16,583 --> 00:26:18,543 Hey, I'll have you know I go to spin classes. 552 00:26:18,669 --> 00:26:20,295 You went to one. 553 00:26:20,379 --> 00:26:22,089 Yeah, and now you walk like John Wayne. 554 00:26:23,382 --> 00:26:24,841 Hey, this is important to me. 555 00:26:26,093 --> 00:26:27,344 I mean it! 556 00:26:27,469 --> 00:26:31,556 Look, I'm sick of being a nearly man, all right? 557 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:32,641 I'm sick of being scared. 558 00:26:32,724 --> 00:26:34,059 I'm sick of the regret I feel every day... 559 00:26:34,142 --> 00:26:36,353 'cause I didn't have the guts to marry the woman I love! 560 00:26:38,105 --> 00:26:40,065 All that ends tomorrow at 6 A.M. 561 00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:20,480 Ow! 562 00:27:41,877 --> 00:27:42,961 Not bad. 563 00:27:59,853 --> 00:28:00,937 Hi. 564 00:28:03,023 --> 00:28:04,191 Feel better? 565 00:28:04,274 --> 00:28:05,734 Much. 566 00:28:05,817 --> 00:28:07,944 Oh, how was spin class? 567 00:28:09,738 --> 00:28:12,282 Uh, it was... It was an amazing workout. 568 00:28:13,450 --> 00:28:14,826 Is that right? 569 00:28:14,910 --> 00:28:16,411 Yeah. And I also thought it would be... 570 00:28:16,495 --> 00:28:18,372 a good chance for me to get to know Whit... 571 00:28:18,455 --> 00:28:20,082 a little bit better, so... 572 00:28:20,207 --> 00:28:22,334 Well, maybe we should all go out for dinner then. 573 00:28:22,417 --> 00:28:23,585 - You think? - Yeah. 574 00:28:23,669 --> 00:28:25,379 And then we could go dancing. 575 00:28:25,462 --> 00:28:27,339 - You're jokin'. - No, not at all. 576 00:28:27,464 --> 00:28:29,925 And then, afterwards, we could come back here... 577 00:28:30,008 --> 00:28:31,259 and have a threesome. 578 00:28:32,970 --> 00:28:34,221 Oh. You are joking. 579 00:28:34,346 --> 00:28:35,597 Of course, I am. 580 00:28:35,681 --> 00:28:36,848 Look, Dennis, I don't know what's going on... 581 00:28:36,932 --> 00:28:38,266 in that head of yours, but whatever it is... 582 00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:39,977 - I don't like it. - I've- There's nothing- 583 00:28:40,060 --> 00:28:41,770 - Daddy! - Hey, buddy. 584 00:28:41,895 --> 00:28:42,896 - You ready for school? - Yeah. 585 00:28:43,021 --> 00:28:45,065 Wait up, wait up, wait up a sec. 586 00:28:47,234 --> 00:28:48,485 Can I walk with you guys? 587 00:28:48,610 --> 00:28:49,695 OK. 588 00:28:50,862 --> 00:28:52,280 - I'll see you later. - OK. 589 00:28:54,282 --> 00:28:55,367 - Bye. - Bye-bye. 590 00:28:56,201 --> 00:28:57,285 All right, you ready? 591 00:28:57,411 --> 00:28:58,495 Yeah. 592 00:29:05,669 --> 00:29:09,256 So, Whit, you were, uh, 'round at Libby's pretty early, eh? 593 00:29:09,381 --> 00:29:10,966 Whit stayed over last night. 594 00:29:11,049 --> 00:29:12,301 - Oh? - Yes. 595 00:29:12,384 --> 00:29:13,552 They were jumping on the bed. 596 00:29:14,845 --> 00:29:15,929 Wow. 597 00:29:18,056 --> 00:29:21,143 Hey, Jakey, guess what? Uh, I spoke to my friend... 598 00:29:21,268 --> 00:29:23,312 and he does have an extra ticket for the show tonight. 599 00:29:23,395 --> 00:29:25,939 What do you say we, uh, ask Emily to come along? 600 00:29:26,064 --> 00:29:27,524 Yeah! 601 00:29:27,607 --> 00:29:29,484 - Yay. - What, he told you about Emily? 602 00:29:29,609 --> 00:29:30,694 Oh, yeah. 603 00:29:31,820 --> 00:29:32,988 Oh, and, uh... 604 00:29:33,071 --> 00:29:35,991 Libby tells me that you decided to run the marathon? 605 00:29:36,116 --> 00:29:37,117 Yeah. 606 00:29:37,242 --> 00:29:39,453 That's great, man. Seriously. 607 00:29:39,578 --> 00:29:40,829 Really, that's awesome. 608 00:29:40,912 --> 00:29:41,997 Thank you. 609 00:29:42,122 --> 00:29:43,123 How did you manage to get in? 610 00:29:43,206 --> 00:29:44,207 What do you mean? 611 00:29:44,291 --> 00:29:45,834 Well, you can't just show up and run. 612 00:29:45,917 --> 00:29:46,918 Well, why not? 613 00:29:47,002 --> 00:29:48,337 You have to apply in advance. 614 00:29:49,296 --> 00:29:50,380 Well, how far in advance? 615 00:29:50,464 --> 00:29:51,923 Uh, three months. 616 00:29:52,007 --> 00:29:53,008 And when is it again? 617 00:29:53,091 --> 00:29:54,509 Three weeks. 618 00:29:54,593 --> 00:29:55,594 Right. 619 00:29:55,677 --> 00:29:56,928 They'll make exceptions sometimes... 620 00:29:57,054 --> 00:29:59,348 if you're running for a charity, but, uh, you know... 621 00:29:59,473 --> 00:30:02,225 each charity is only allowed a certain amount of runners. 622 00:30:02,309 --> 00:30:03,769 No, you don't have to worry about me. 623 00:30:03,852 --> 00:30:05,020 I'll get in. 624 00:30:05,103 --> 00:30:06,438 All right. 625 00:30:06,521 --> 00:30:08,649 You ever, uh, run a marathon before? 626 00:30:08,732 --> 00:30:09,983 No. Why? 627 00:30:11,026 --> 00:30:12,194 It's pretty grueling. 628 00:30:12,319 --> 00:30:14,696 Well, yeah, that's why they call it a marathon. 629 00:30:16,281 --> 00:30:18,241 Yeah, actually, technically, it's called a marathon... 630 00:30:18,367 --> 00:30:20,827 because of the events of 490 B.C. 631 00:30:20,911 --> 00:30:22,371 There was a Greek soldier... 632 00:30:22,496 --> 00:30:23,497 - named Phei- - Say, can I just... 633 00:30:23,580 --> 00:30:25,123 - stop you there? - Yeah. 634 00:30:26,124 --> 00:30:28,085 I've got have nothing to say. I just wanted to stop you there. 635 00:30:33,507 --> 00:30:35,050 All right, all right. 636 00:30:36,259 --> 00:30:38,470 Hello. Is that the Cats Protection League? 637 00:30:39,429 --> 00:30:40,430 Hello. I was just- 638 00:30:40,514 --> 00:30:41,765 I'm- I'm running a marathon next month... 639 00:30:41,890 --> 00:30:43,767 and I was wondering if I could possibly run on your behalf? 640 00:30:45,644 --> 00:30:47,104 Great. Yeah, yeah. 641 00:30:47,187 --> 00:30:49,398 OK. I see. 642 00:30:50,941 --> 00:30:52,317 How big is the costume? 643 00:30:53,568 --> 00:30:55,529 OK. I'll call you back. 644 00:30:57,364 --> 00:30:58,740 Ooh. 645 00:30:58,865 --> 00:30:59,950 Hi. 646 00:31:00,993 --> 00:31:02,244 - Dennis. - Oh, yes? 647 00:31:02,369 --> 00:31:04,246 Would you mind not doing that in front of the customers? 648 00:31:04,329 --> 00:31:06,456 Sorry. I went for a run this morning in my trunks... 649 00:31:06,540 --> 00:31:08,166 and I think I've got a bit of a rash... 650 00:31:08,292 --> 00:31:10,002 you know, down there in the, uh... 651 00:31:10,085 --> 00:31:11,795 - I understand. - scrotal zone. 652 00:31:11,878 --> 00:31:13,922 - I understand, Dennis. - OK. 653 00:31:14,006 --> 00:31:16,675 Please, keep your hands out of the scrotal zone... 654 00:31:16,758 --> 00:31:17,926 whilst you're at work. 655 00:31:18,010 --> 00:31:19,094 Will do. 656 00:31:57,299 --> 00:31:58,383 Shh. 657 00:31:59,593 --> 00:32:00,761 Dennis! 658 00:32:03,305 --> 00:32:04,389 Sorry. I was, um... 659 00:32:06,099 --> 00:32:07,184 I was in the zone. 660 00:32:10,395 --> 00:32:13,565 So, um, I'd actually be dressed as a brain. 661 00:32:13,649 --> 00:32:15,859 Um, can I call you back? 662 00:32:25,410 --> 00:32:27,537 Just 'cause you think it 663 00:32:27,663 --> 00:32:29,957 It don't make it so 664 00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,709 Drive you to drink 665 00:32:32,793 --> 00:32:35,337 Won't let you go 666 00:32:35,420 --> 00:32:39,675 Plenty of girls and boys in love 667 00:32:39,758 --> 00:32:40,759 Come on! 668 00:32:40,842 --> 00:32:42,719 Plenty of girls 669 00:32:44,388 --> 00:32:46,264 And boys in love 670 00:32:49,768 --> 00:32:51,728 Would you like a cup of tea, Dennis? 671 00:32:56,441 --> 00:32:58,485 So that's it. 672 00:32:58,568 --> 00:32:59,903 Running this marathon could be my last chance... 673 00:32:59,987 --> 00:33:01,613 to show Libby that I can change. 674 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:06,368 Mmm. 675 00:33:08,245 --> 00:33:10,706 You know what I would do if I were you? 676 00:33:10,831 --> 00:33:11,832 What? 677 00:33:11,915 --> 00:33:14,293 I would get some cream for that rash. 678 00:33:16,128 --> 00:33:18,171 Let me ask you something, Dennis. 679 00:33:18,297 --> 00:33:22,301 Why did you leave your lady at the altar when she was pregnant? 680 00:33:22,384 --> 00:33:23,719 I don't know. Just wasn't ready. 681 00:33:26,013 --> 00:33:30,559 The toothpaste was already out of the tube, my friend. 682 00:33:31,310 --> 00:33:33,603 Being ready had nothing to do with it. 683 00:33:34,980 --> 00:33:36,356 I was scared. 684 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:37,524 Mmm. 685 00:33:38,692 --> 00:33:40,152 So, you are a coward. 686 00:33:41,403 --> 00:33:43,030 I thought we were just gonna have a cup of tea. 687 00:33:44,948 --> 00:33:47,159 You did not think you were good enough. 688 00:33:49,328 --> 00:33:50,746 Am I right? 689 00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:52,956 You thought of your lady, and you were terrified... 690 00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:54,583 you could not give her what she needed... 691 00:33:54,666 --> 00:33:56,043 what she deserved. 692 00:33:58,003 --> 00:33:59,630 I thought the same things... 693 00:33:59,755 --> 00:34:02,841 on the day I married Mrs. Ghoshdashtidar. 694 00:34:04,593 --> 00:34:05,677 May she rest. 695 00:34:07,471 --> 00:34:08,847 Did you? 696 00:34:08,972 --> 00:34:10,766 Yes. But guess what? 697 00:34:10,891 --> 00:34:13,977 It turned out I was good enough. 698 00:34:14,061 --> 00:34:15,771 I made myself good enough. 699 00:34:17,439 --> 00:34:19,232 You did a stupid thing, Dennis. 700 00:34:19,816 --> 00:34:24,112 But she loved you once, and you must have earned that somehow. 701 00:34:27,491 --> 00:34:28,867 Yeah. 702 00:34:30,285 --> 00:34:33,205 Did you have a good marriage, Mr. Ghoshdashtidar? 703 00:34:33,330 --> 00:34:34,665 Ah. 704 00:34:36,792 --> 00:34:39,419 I remember the feeling of being complete... 705 00:34:40,170 --> 00:34:44,716 of spending every day with my best friend... 706 00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:46,218 but most of all... 707 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:52,224 I remember all the fucking. 708 00:34:57,020 --> 00:34:58,397 Mmm... 709 00:35:00,315 --> 00:35:01,900 Mmm... 710 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,531 Oh, three degrees starboard, skipper. 711 00:35:07,614 --> 00:35:09,157 Hey, I'm the captain. 712 00:35:09,241 --> 00:35:12,077 Mutiny! Mutiny! 713 00:35:13,996 --> 00:35:15,414 Whoa! 714 00:35:15,497 --> 00:35:18,125 Ahoy there, me lad. 715 00:35:19,751 --> 00:35:21,545 - Oh! - Hey, Jakey. 716 00:35:21,628 --> 00:35:22,629 Sorry, we're late, love. 717 00:35:22,713 --> 00:35:24,256 Soon as Whit found out we we're meeting here... 718 00:35:24,381 --> 00:35:25,841 he had to go get his vessel. 719 00:35:26,508 --> 00:35:27,968 Jakey, here. Flip that switch. 720 00:35:28,051 --> 00:35:30,178 No, not that one. That one. 721 00:35:33,181 --> 00:35:34,891 Whoa! Can I steer it? 722 00:35:34,975 --> 00:35:36,852 No. But you can watch me steer it. 723 00:35:37,853 --> 00:35:38,937 Mutiny. 724 00:35:39,730 --> 00:35:41,106 Hey. You wanna? 725 00:35:44,234 --> 00:35:46,111 - Was he OK? - Yeah, he's fine. 726 00:35:46,194 --> 00:35:49,614 We had a really nice time until Captain Bligh turned up. 727 00:35:49,740 --> 00:35:51,783 Whit just likes to take things very seriously. 728 00:35:51,908 --> 00:35:54,453 Prepare to be boarded, or feel the hot wrath... 729 00:35:54,578 --> 00:35:57,205 of Her Majesty's royal fusillade! 730 00:35:58,874 --> 00:36:00,125 Wait, don't touch that. Wait. 731 00:36:01,501 --> 00:36:02,961 Why won't you let me steer it? 732 00:36:03,045 --> 00:36:04,838 Uh, because it's mine. 733 00:36:04,921 --> 00:36:06,298 So, you're still gonna run in this marathon? 734 00:36:06,381 --> 00:36:07,466 Yes, absolutely. 735 00:36:07,591 --> 00:36:09,134 It's gonna be great. 736 00:36:09,217 --> 00:36:11,094 You're gonna see a whole new Dennis. 737 00:36:11,178 --> 00:36:12,512 Right, well, I've been thinking about it... 738 00:36:12,596 --> 00:36:14,890 and the thing is, I don't care. 739 00:36:14,973 --> 00:36:16,224 What do you mean? 740 00:36:16,308 --> 00:36:18,435 Dennis, what do you think you're going to achieve? 741 00:36:18,518 --> 00:36:20,729 Do you honestly think that running 26 miles... 742 00:36:20,812 --> 00:36:22,356 is just gonna wipe the slate clean? 743 00:36:22,439 --> 00:36:23,607 Well, you might change your mind when you see me... 744 00:36:23,690 --> 00:36:24,775 in jogging shorts. 745 00:36:28,612 --> 00:36:31,281 Look, Whit's having a birthday party... 746 00:36:31,365 --> 00:36:32,366 for me in a couple of weeks... 747 00:36:32,449 --> 00:36:35,202 and it would mean a lot to Jake if you came. 748 00:36:35,285 --> 00:36:36,370 To Jake? 749 00:36:38,205 --> 00:36:39,289 Hey! 750 00:36:41,291 --> 00:36:42,376 Hey! 751 00:36:43,752 --> 00:36:45,128 Hey! 752 00:36:45,212 --> 00:36:46,213 Hey, OK. 753 00:36:46,296 --> 00:36:47,297 Whose boat is this? 754 00:36:47,422 --> 00:36:49,883 Whose boat... is this?! 755 00:36:50,008 --> 00:36:53,011 Excuse me! Is- Is this your boat?! 756 00:36:54,513 --> 00:36:56,390 - No way! - He's toast. 757 00:36:56,473 --> 00:36:57,557 He won't last. 758 00:37:03,522 --> 00:37:04,690 Would you like some pizza, Dennis? 759 00:37:04,815 --> 00:37:06,775 Oh. Yes, I would actually. Thank you very much. 760 00:37:06,858 --> 00:37:07,859 - Ow! - Come here. 761 00:37:07,943 --> 00:37:10,153 What are you doing that- Stop it. 762 00:37:11,196 --> 00:37:12,197 Are you still gonna do this? 763 00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:13,448 Are you still gonna run the marathon? 764 00:37:13,532 --> 00:37:14,616 I want to, yes. 765 00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:15,784 Thank God. 766 00:37:17,911 --> 00:37:18,912 Why? 767 00:37:18,996 --> 00:37:21,290 Because I just bet them every penny I have. 768 00:37:21,373 --> 00:37:22,958 What? You bet on me? 769 00:37:23,750 --> 00:37:25,085 Dennis, you're my best friend. 770 00:37:25,168 --> 00:37:26,962 I'm not gonna bet against you. 771 00:37:27,671 --> 00:37:29,047 Well, thank you. 772 00:37:29,172 --> 00:37:30,549 Not with these odds. 773 00:37:31,258 --> 00:37:32,342 Well, what if I don't finish? 774 00:37:32,467 --> 00:37:34,261 Vincent'll kill you. 775 00:37:34,344 --> 00:37:35,512 Oh, you'll finish. 776 00:37:35,595 --> 00:37:36,972 How can you be so sure? 777 00:37:40,976 --> 00:37:45,522 Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up! 778 00:37:48,025 --> 00:37:49,901 So, you're gonna be my coach. 779 00:37:49,985 --> 00:37:51,403 That's right. 780 00:37:51,486 --> 00:37:52,487 Why are you here? 781 00:37:52,571 --> 00:37:54,865 I'm the assistant coach. 782 00:37:54,990 --> 00:37:55,991 Why do you get to be assistant coach? 783 00:37:56,116 --> 00:37:57,743 Because I have this spatula. 784 00:37:57,826 --> 00:37:58,910 Ow! 785 00:38:00,579 --> 00:38:01,580 Go on. Get running. 786 00:38:01,663 --> 00:38:03,874 Wait. Isn't there some sort of special technique? 787 00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:06,710 Yeah, you put one leg in front of the other... 788 00:38:06,793 --> 00:38:08,837 over and over again really fast. 789 00:38:10,172 --> 00:38:11,256 Why are you here again? 790 00:38:11,381 --> 00:38:12,924 - Ow! - Motivation. 791 00:38:13,008 --> 00:38:14,635 I said, yeah 792 00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:16,136 I said, yeah 793 00:38:16,219 --> 00:38:18,764 - What they said - What they said 794 00:38:18,889 --> 00:38:20,349 - Oh, I said, yeah - Lift your knees higher! 795 00:38:20,432 --> 00:38:21,433 - You're not gonna get... - Yeah, yeah 796 00:38:21,516 --> 00:38:23,143 - anywhere like that! - It's what they said 797 00:38:23,268 --> 00:38:25,145 - You've gotta slide more. - What they said 798 00:38:25,771 --> 00:38:27,814 - Do you believe I would take something with me - Come on, Dennis! 799 00:38:27,898 --> 00:38:29,858 - You want to feel my spatula?! - And give it 800 00:38:29,941 --> 00:38:31,360 - No, I do not! - To the police man? 801 00:38:31,443 --> 00:38:34,154 - Then run! Run like the wind! - I wouldn't do that 802 00:38:34,780 --> 00:38:35,864 - And if I do that - This is harder... 803 00:38:35,989 --> 00:38:37,783 - I would say, "Sir" - for me, you know? 804 00:38:37,866 --> 00:38:39,326 "Come on and put the charge on me" 805 00:38:39,409 --> 00:38:40,953 Ow! 806 00:38:41,036 --> 00:38:42,746 I wouldn't do that 807 00:38:42,871 --> 00:38:46,124 - No, I wouldn't do that - Come on, Dennis! Come on! 808 00:38:46,249 --> 00:38:48,919 - Lookin' good! Lookin' good! - I'm not a fool to hurt myself 809 00:38:49,002 --> 00:38:50,545 - Come on, Dennis. Keep up the pace. - I was innocent 810 00:38:50,629 --> 00:38:52,839 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - Of what they done to me 811 00:38:52,923 --> 00:38:54,883 They was wrong 812 00:38:54,967 --> 00:38:55,968 I think I got a blister. 813 00:38:56,051 --> 00:38:57,052 - They were wrong - OK. 814 00:38:57,177 --> 00:38:58,428 Yeah, gently. 815 00:38:58,553 --> 00:38:59,638 All right. 816 00:39:01,598 --> 00:39:04,559 OK! Oh! All right. 817 00:39:04,643 --> 00:39:06,353 -Is it bad? -No, it's not that bad. 818 00:39:06,478 --> 00:39:08,021 No. No. It's not. 819 00:39:09,189 --> 00:39:11,483 Ohh! Oh, that's big. 820 00:39:14,027 --> 00:39:15,570 Look at that thing. 821 00:39:15,696 --> 00:39:17,239 It's like a womb. 822 00:39:17,906 --> 00:39:18,991 Don't. 823 00:39:19,116 --> 00:39:20,117 Hey, maybe there's a little man in there... 824 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,077 who looks just like you, but he's really good at running. 825 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:23,662 What are you talking about?! 826 00:39:23,745 --> 00:39:24,913 It's just a thought. 827 00:39:25,038 --> 00:39:26,206 You're gonna have to pop it. 828 00:39:28,333 --> 00:39:29,751 No. No way. 829 00:39:29,835 --> 00:39:31,378 Never pop another man's pustule. 830 00:39:31,461 --> 00:39:33,046 Well, I'll do it then. Give me the needle. 831 00:39:33,130 --> 00:39:34,464 That's the closest I could get. 832 00:39:36,258 --> 00:39:37,342 It's fine. I sterilized it. 833 00:39:37,426 --> 00:39:38,510 In what? 834 00:39:40,429 --> 00:39:41,805 It's sterilized. 835 00:39:43,265 --> 00:39:44,891 OK, OK. Here we go. 836 00:39:49,187 --> 00:39:50,272 Ooh, you're gonna get it. 837 00:39:51,648 --> 00:39:53,108 Stick it in. 838 00:39:53,191 --> 00:39:54,359 - Pop it! - I can't! 839 00:39:54,484 --> 00:39:55,986 - Why not? - It's scary! 840 00:39:56,069 --> 00:39:57,321 Give it to me. 841 00:39:57,446 --> 00:39:58,447 Just do it slow! 842 00:39:58,530 --> 00:39:59,614 - Do it- Do it gently, OK? - Yeah. 843 00:39:59,698 --> 00:40:01,241 - Trust me. - After three, OK? 844 00:40:01,325 --> 00:40:02,492 - OK. - One. 845 00:40:07,122 --> 00:40:08,206 It's in it! 846 00:40:08,790 --> 00:40:10,500 Get it out! 847 00:40:10,626 --> 00:40:12,169 Bloody take it out! 848 00:40:12,252 --> 00:40:13,629 - Hold still! Hold still! - Get it! 849 00:40:21,762 --> 00:40:22,846 I'm so sorry. 850 00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:25,057 That's never happened before. 851 00:40:25,182 --> 00:40:26,558 Oh! Oh! 852 00:40:29,895 --> 00:40:31,063 I'm Catholic. 853 00:40:32,689 --> 00:40:34,149 That was the second most disgusting fluid... 854 00:40:34,274 --> 00:40:35,525 I've ever had in my eye. 855 00:40:37,027 --> 00:40:38,195 Who's that? 856 00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:39,321 That's Mr. G. 857 00:40:39,446 --> 00:40:41,156 Get something nice on, something respectable. 858 00:40:41,281 --> 00:40:42,366 Where we goin'? 859 00:41:02,886 --> 00:41:05,013 Every year, literally hundreds of people... 860 00:41:05,097 --> 00:41:08,517 are affected by acute neurocortical emphasitis... 861 00:41:08,642 --> 00:41:10,519 or Hapsburg Syndrome. 862 00:41:10,602 --> 00:41:11,603 I see. 863 00:41:11,687 --> 00:41:14,064 And how does the condition manifest itself? 864 00:41:14,982 --> 00:41:15,983 The syndrome is characterized... 865 00:41:16,108 --> 00:41:17,901 by a loss of lower body function... 866 00:41:19,778 --> 00:41:22,489 sporadic and often violent outbursts of profanity. 867 00:41:28,912 --> 00:41:30,872 And often chronic flatulence. 868 00:41:35,502 --> 00:41:37,212 It's our aim to raise awareness of the condition... 869 00:41:37,296 --> 00:41:38,672 and, hopefully, some funds to give... 870 00:41:38,755 --> 00:41:40,382 some much-needed support... 871 00:41:40,507 --> 00:41:42,551 to people such as Mr. Ghoshdashtidar here. 872 00:41:42,634 --> 00:41:43,885 Mmm... 873 00:41:47,264 --> 00:41:50,142 - Well, we think that Mr. Goshdashti- - Ghosh! 874 00:41:50,225 --> 00:41:52,185 - Ghoshtashtidar- - Ghosh! Ghosh! 875 00:41:52,269 --> 00:41:55,856 Ghoshtashtidar's condition is very, uh, serious... 876 00:41:55,981 --> 00:41:59,651 and warrants support, and we'd be delighted... 877 00:41:59,735 --> 00:42:04,448 for Mr. Doyle to run on behalf of acute neuro- 878 00:42:04,573 --> 00:42:05,824 Acute neurocortical emphasitis. 879 00:42:05,907 --> 00:42:07,367 - Or, uh... - Hapsburg Syn- 880 00:42:07,492 --> 00:42:10,037 Syndrome awareness. Yes. 881 00:42:11,455 --> 00:42:12,539 OK. 882 00:42:14,666 --> 00:42:17,419 We'll just need the charity's registration number. 883 00:42:18,253 --> 00:42:19,254 The what? 884 00:42:19,338 --> 00:42:20,672 The registration number. 885 00:42:27,929 --> 00:42:29,473 Well, that couldn't have gone any worse. 886 00:42:29,556 --> 00:42:31,266 Mmm. 887 00:42:31,350 --> 00:42:32,517 - Look out! - Oh! 888 00:42:32,643 --> 00:42:33,894 Ohh! 889 00:42:34,019 --> 00:42:35,604 Aw, hit by a wheelchair. 890 00:42:37,397 --> 00:42:38,482 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 891 00:42:38,565 --> 00:42:39,566 - It stings. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 892 00:42:39,650 --> 00:42:40,651 - It stings. - No, no, no, no! 893 00:42:40,734 --> 00:42:42,110 Dennis, don't touch him. 894 00:42:42,194 --> 00:42:43,195 - Can you stand? - Oh, no! 895 00:42:43,278 --> 00:42:45,489 - Are you OK? - No. My leg's broken. 896 00:42:45,614 --> 00:42:46,698 We are so sorry. 897 00:42:46,823 --> 00:42:48,075 You- Call an ambulance! 898 00:42:49,952 --> 00:42:50,953 Oh, this can't be happening. 899 00:42:51,036 --> 00:42:52,913 I was supposed to be running the marathon in three weeks. 900 00:42:52,996 --> 00:42:54,081 - Really? - Yeah. 901 00:42:54,206 --> 00:42:55,666 There were so many people dependin' on me. 902 00:42:57,042 --> 00:42:58,126 Charity people? 903 00:42:58,251 --> 00:42:59,878 - Hmm? - Yeah. God! 904 00:42:59,962 --> 00:43:02,005 What charity people? 905 00:43:02,089 --> 00:43:03,340 What do you think? 906 00:43:04,383 --> 00:43:05,467 Nice. 907 00:43:11,014 --> 00:43:12,015 Nicotine patch? 908 00:43:12,099 --> 00:43:13,100 Applied. 909 00:43:13,183 --> 00:43:15,394 - You been to the toilet? - One and two. 910 00:43:16,311 --> 00:43:17,396 You ready? 911 00:43:18,939 --> 00:43:20,023 Ready. 912 00:43:43,255 --> 00:43:44,339 One. 913 00:43:45,924 --> 00:43:46,925 Ow. 914 00:43:47,009 --> 00:43:48,010 - Two. - Get up there. 915 00:43:48,093 --> 00:43:50,220 This is a jailbreak 916 00:43:50,304 --> 00:43:52,431 This is a Thursday afternoon 917 00:43:52,514 --> 00:43:54,725 But I didn't mean it 918 00:43:54,850 --> 00:43:57,311 - I didn't mean it - Ow! 919 00:43:57,394 --> 00:43:59,521 I'd never get that far 920 00:43:59,604 --> 00:44:01,815 My baby, short breath wouldn't do 921 00:44:01,898 --> 00:44:03,942 But you took it serious 922 00:44:04,026 --> 00:44:05,902 - Took it so serious - Raise. 923 00:44:05,986 --> 00:44:07,446 - No! - No! 924 00:44:09,197 --> 00:44:11,408 One, two... 925 00:44:20,792 --> 00:44:22,586 One more! One more! 926 00:44:24,796 --> 00:44:29,509 Well, you accused me of wearing movies in my eyes 927 00:44:29,635 --> 00:44:31,762 But I still love you 928 00:44:31,845 --> 00:44:34,139 Of course, I love you 929 00:44:34,222 --> 00:44:36,099 And so I countered 930 00:44:36,224 --> 00:44:38,769 You do the same, my Annie I 931 00:44:38,852 --> 00:44:41,313 You closed them so fast 932 00:44:41,396 --> 00:44:46,026 And you closed them so tight 933 00:45:24,648 --> 00:45:26,274 - Hi, Dennis. - Wha- 934 00:45:26,358 --> 00:45:29,111 I saw your friend Gordon this morning. 935 00:45:29,194 --> 00:45:30,988 I will replace anything he stole. 936 00:45:31,071 --> 00:45:32,864 He told me about his little bet. 937 00:45:32,990 --> 00:45:33,991 Oh, yeah. 938 00:45:34,074 --> 00:45:35,867 - Yeah. Crazy, huh? - Yeah. 939 00:45:35,951 --> 00:45:37,828 So I made a crazy little bet of my own. 940 00:45:37,953 --> 00:45:39,746 Ooh. Who with? 941 00:45:39,871 --> 00:45:41,290 With you, silly. 942 00:45:41,373 --> 00:45:43,000 - We haven't made a bet. - We're about to. 943 00:45:44,376 --> 00:45:45,836 Here it is. 944 00:45:45,919 --> 00:45:46,920 You finish the race... 945 00:45:47,004 --> 00:45:49,381 I'll forgive all the back rent you owe. 946 00:45:49,464 --> 00:45:51,258 - And if I don't? - If you don't finish... 947 00:45:51,383 --> 00:45:52,759 you pack your bags and you leave. 948 00:45:52,843 --> 00:45:55,846 You go, and I finally get some tidy tenants... 949 00:45:55,929 --> 00:45:57,556 who pay their rent on time. 950 00:45:57,639 --> 00:45:59,850 - Deal? - No deal. 951 00:46:02,102 --> 00:46:03,979 Hey, what are you- Hey, give me that. 952 00:46:04,062 --> 00:46:05,147 - Deal? - Deal. 953 00:46:08,692 --> 00:46:10,652 - Maya, if you think making- - Maya? 954 00:46:10,736 --> 00:46:12,195 Hey. Hello, Mr. Ghoshdashtidar. 955 00:46:12,279 --> 00:46:13,739 How are you? 956 00:46:13,864 --> 00:46:16,074 I've got something for you. 957 00:46:16,158 --> 00:46:18,118 Ooh. It's not the spatula, is it? 958 00:46:18,243 --> 00:46:19,620 No. 959 00:46:25,334 --> 00:46:26,501 Wow. 960 00:46:28,128 --> 00:46:30,088 To help you be a good man. 961 00:46:32,716 --> 00:46:33,800 I don't- 962 00:46:39,056 --> 00:46:40,140 Thank you. 963 00:46:40,932 --> 00:46:42,017 Wow. 964 00:46:47,314 --> 00:46:49,524 Peter Perfect, a perfect palace. 965 00:46:49,608 --> 00:46:51,735 Try saying that when you're smashed. 966 00:46:51,818 --> 00:46:54,780 - I will. - Lately 967 00:46:54,863 --> 00:46:59,159 I been high-steppin' 968 00:47:02,204 --> 00:47:03,288 I've got a lover 969 00:47:03,413 --> 00:47:06,667 - Who just gets it for real - Hey. Hey, Dennis. 970 00:47:06,792 --> 00:47:08,502 - Hey. - Glad you could make it. 971 00:47:08,585 --> 00:47:09,670 - Thank you. - Oh, hey. 972 00:47:10,837 --> 00:47:12,714 Wow, Libby. 973 00:47:12,798 --> 00:47:14,257 You look, um... wow. 974 00:47:14,341 --> 00:47:15,342 Thank you. 975 00:47:15,425 --> 00:47:16,969 I know, right? Never mind all this. 976 00:47:17,094 --> 00:47:19,054 I'll take the view I have right here. 977 00:47:19,137 --> 00:47:20,305 Oh. 978 00:47:23,100 --> 00:47:25,143 I'm Gordon, Libby's cousin. Hello. 979 00:47:25,227 --> 00:47:27,020 Gordon. Of course. I've heard a lot about you. 980 00:47:27,104 --> 00:47:28,563 Very nice to meet you. 981 00:47:28,647 --> 00:47:30,232 - Really? - Yeah. 982 00:47:30,315 --> 00:47:32,109 Oh. I thought you said he was an asshole. 983 00:47:32,901 --> 00:47:34,069 - Dennis! - Gordon. 984 00:47:34,152 --> 00:47:35,737 - What? - It's OK, Lib. 985 00:47:36,822 --> 00:47:38,365 Libby, I got you a birthday present. 986 00:47:38,448 --> 00:47:39,783 Oh. 987 00:47:39,866 --> 00:47:41,243 It's a CD. 988 00:47:41,326 --> 00:47:42,953 I hope you don't have it, 'cause I don't have a receipt... 989 00:47:43,078 --> 00:47:45,038 and I didn't exactly get it in a shop. 990 00:47:45,122 --> 00:47:46,832 Well, thank you, I think. 991 00:47:47,624 --> 00:47:49,084 It's OK. Where's the toilet? 992 00:47:51,712 --> 00:47:55,048 I'll show you, and, uh, you can entertain Dennis. 993 00:47:55,173 --> 00:47:56,174 OK. 994 00:47:56,258 --> 00:47:58,635 That is if he doesn't mind hangin' out with an asshole. 995 00:48:00,137 --> 00:48:02,014 He was joking. I never said you were an asshole. 996 00:48:02,097 --> 00:48:04,141 - Yeah, you did. - Yeah, I did. 997 00:48:06,268 --> 00:48:07,352 Whit seems nice. 998 00:48:07,436 --> 00:48:08,437 Yeah, he is. 999 00:48:08,562 --> 00:48:11,106 Good-looking, friendly, well-off, steady job... 1000 00:48:11,231 --> 00:48:12,232 good with Jake... 1001 00:48:12,316 --> 00:48:13,859 just like you got him out of a catalogue. 1002 00:48:13,984 --> 00:48:15,152 And what's your point? 1003 00:48:15,235 --> 00:48:17,696 I ordered a pair of shoes once from a catalogue. 1004 00:48:17,779 --> 00:48:19,823 Gorgeous soft leather Italian loafers. 1005 00:48:19,948 --> 00:48:21,116 They looked amazing, but then they arrived... 1006 00:48:21,241 --> 00:48:23,368 and I put them on, and they hurt like fuck. 1007 00:48:23,452 --> 00:48:24,703 Thanks. I'll bear that in mind. 1008 00:48:25,537 --> 00:48:27,080 Wow. 1009 00:48:27,164 --> 00:48:29,124 Hey, do you think it would be weird if I took a bath? 1010 00:48:32,377 --> 00:48:34,171 Yeah, that would be weird. 1011 00:48:35,172 --> 00:48:36,882 - Hey. - Hey. 1012 00:48:36,965 --> 00:48:38,467 - Here you go. - Oh, thanks. 1013 00:48:38,550 --> 00:48:39,801 Cheers. 1014 00:48:39,926 --> 00:48:41,011 Cheers. 1015 00:48:43,347 --> 00:48:44,723 What do you think? 1016 00:48:44,848 --> 00:48:46,892 I think I see a guy peeing on your car. 1017 00:48:47,017 --> 00:48:48,101 - What? - Got you. 1018 00:48:49,227 --> 00:48:51,271 Oh, very good. 1019 00:48:51,396 --> 00:48:53,357 Actually, you see that? 1020 00:48:53,482 --> 00:48:54,483 What? 1021 00:48:54,566 --> 00:48:56,276 There. I'm talking about St. Paul's Cathedral. 1022 00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:57,694 - You see it? - Uh-huh. 1023 00:48:57,778 --> 00:48:59,404 Currently my favorite spot in London. 1024 00:48:59,488 --> 00:49:00,656 You know why? 1025 00:49:00,739 --> 00:49:02,866 Uh, is it because that's where you first realized... 1026 00:49:02,950 --> 00:49:04,117 how amazing you are? 1027 00:49:06,161 --> 00:49:07,579 It's the finish line for the marathon. 1028 00:49:08,580 --> 00:49:09,748 Only two more days, and I get to cross it. 1029 00:49:09,873 --> 00:49:10,874 Can't wait. 1030 00:49:10,958 --> 00:49:12,501 Me, too. 1031 00:49:12,584 --> 00:49:14,711 Greatest feeling in the world, finishing a distance race. 1032 00:49:14,795 --> 00:49:17,005 I think you're really gonna get a kick out of it. 1033 00:49:17,130 --> 00:49:18,382 You don't think I'm gonna finish, do you? 1034 00:49:18,465 --> 00:49:19,466 No, I don't. 1035 00:49:19,591 --> 00:49:20,592 Why not? 1036 00:49:20,676 --> 00:49:22,469 'Cause it's really hard, Dennis. 1037 00:49:22,552 --> 00:49:23,887 Actually requires a couple of things... 1038 00:49:23,971 --> 00:49:26,890 that, uh, forgive me, but you don't seem to possess. 1039 00:49:26,974 --> 00:49:28,225 I happen to have a very nice pair... 1040 00:49:28,350 --> 00:49:29,977 of running shoes now, thank you very much. 1041 00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:34,272 I'm talking about discipline and perseverance. 1042 00:49:34,398 --> 00:49:36,608 And all cute little comments aside... 1043 00:49:37,359 --> 00:49:38,694 there comes a point in every race- 1044 00:49:38,777 --> 00:49:40,570 it could be the fifth mile, it could be the 25th- 1045 00:49:40,654 --> 00:49:42,114 but, eventually, you're gonna hit... 1046 00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:44,116 what runners like to call "the wall." 1047 00:49:44,199 --> 00:49:45,534 And when you do... 1048 00:49:45,617 --> 00:49:48,328 you won't be able to breathe or think or even move. 1049 00:49:48,412 --> 00:49:50,539 All you're gonna wanna do is give up. 1050 00:49:50,622 --> 00:49:52,124 And I have a very strong feeling... 1051 00:49:52,207 --> 00:49:54,418 that that's exactly what you're gonna do, Dennis. 1052 00:49:55,127 --> 00:49:56,128 See, that's the difference... 1053 00:49:56,211 --> 00:49:58,588 between getting a girl like Libby... 1054 00:49:58,672 --> 00:50:00,132 and keeping a girl like Libby. 1055 00:50:05,887 --> 00:50:07,055 You good? You need anything else? 1056 00:50:07,139 --> 00:50:09,182 - No, I'm good. - OK. 1057 00:50:16,481 --> 00:50:20,736 Love is sweet, they say 1058 00:50:22,654 --> 00:50:27,618 Promises of tomorrow 1059 00:50:28,827 --> 00:50:35,792 But the tighter you grip, the faster you slip 1060 00:50:35,876 --> 00:50:39,630 This much I know 1061 00:50:41,089 --> 00:50:44,176 Lately, I want everything 1062 00:50:44,259 --> 00:50:47,012 Every star tied to a string 1063 00:50:47,137 --> 00:50:50,098 Coffee, tea, and in between 1064 00:50:50,182 --> 00:50:53,101 The sweetest smile I've ever seen 1065 00:50:53,226 --> 00:50:56,730 A different song in every room... 1066 00:50:56,855 --> 00:50:59,066 - Oh, shit! Sorry. Sorry. - That's OK. 1067 00:50:59,149 --> 00:51:00,942 - No, it's OK. It's OK. - Oh, man. It's just- 1068 00:51:01,068 --> 00:51:02,611 It's just soda water, honestly. 1069 00:51:02,736 --> 00:51:03,987 Should I not rub your boob, then? 1070 00:51:05,030 --> 00:51:06,573 - Yeah. - OK. Sorry. 1071 00:51:06,657 --> 00:51:07,741 I can do the other one, you know? 1072 00:51:07,824 --> 00:51:09,868 'Cause I'm here, I might as well just even it out. 1073 00:51:09,952 --> 00:51:11,036 Sorry. 1074 00:51:13,830 --> 00:51:15,290 So, you havin' a... havin' a good time? 1075 00:51:16,166 --> 00:51:18,627 Yeah. Yes, I am, thank you. 1076 00:51:22,255 --> 00:51:23,423 You've lost weight. 1077 00:51:23,507 --> 00:51:24,758 Yeah, just a little bit. 1078 00:51:24,883 --> 00:51:25,884 Yeah. 1079 00:51:25,968 --> 00:51:27,427 You know, get on. 1080 00:51:27,511 --> 00:51:30,597 Where's Jake? I thought he was gonna be here. 1081 00:51:30,681 --> 00:51:31,932 Uh, no. 1082 00:51:32,057 --> 00:51:33,600 Whit thought that we'd have a better time... 1083 00:51:33,684 --> 00:51:35,560 if we got a sitter. 1084 00:51:35,686 --> 00:51:38,063 Oh. What did you think? 1085 00:51:42,567 --> 00:51:44,111 I should get back. 1086 00:51:44,194 --> 00:51:47,072 Libby, um, I never actually thanked you. 1087 00:51:48,782 --> 00:51:49,783 For what? 1088 00:51:49,866 --> 00:51:53,453 Well, for just sort of lettin' me back into your life. 1089 00:51:53,537 --> 00:51:55,163 Jake's life. 1090 00:51:55,289 --> 00:51:56,665 Yeah, well, you know. 1091 00:51:58,166 --> 00:51:59,251 I mean, I-I wouldn't have been surprised... 1092 00:51:59,376 --> 00:52:01,253 if you just cut me off completely, you know? 1093 00:52:01,336 --> 00:52:02,713 Ugh, now you tell me. 1094 00:52:04,131 --> 00:52:05,590 Well, no, I mean- 1095 00:52:05,674 --> 00:52:06,925 No, he needs his dad. 1096 00:52:08,260 --> 00:52:09,344 Yeah. 1097 00:52:11,305 --> 00:52:15,225 You were right, you know, about me enterin' the marathon. 1098 00:52:15,309 --> 00:52:17,436 It- You know, it was because I was... 1099 00:52:17,561 --> 00:52:19,438 sort of trying to win you back kind of thing. 1100 00:52:19,563 --> 00:52:22,024 And I'd always kinda hoped that maybe, we'd, you know... 1101 00:52:22,107 --> 00:52:23,275 get back together and that... 1102 00:52:23,358 --> 00:52:26,069 but, you know, when I saw you with Whit- 1103 00:52:26,945 --> 00:52:28,322 - Dennis. - I know- I know- I know- 1104 00:52:28,405 --> 00:52:31,491 I know it's the height of hypocrisy, and I know- 1105 00:52:31,575 --> 00:52:33,035 I know doin' this isn't gonna change anything... 1106 00:52:33,118 --> 00:52:35,495 or-or make anything better, but, um... 1107 00:52:38,081 --> 00:52:40,042 I'd just- I'd settle for your respect. 1108 00:52:42,628 --> 00:52:43,795 You know, I'd settle for you smiling... 1109 00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:46,381 when you thought about the time that we had together... 1110 00:52:46,465 --> 00:52:48,592 and not thinkin' it was a waste of time. 1111 00:52:50,844 --> 00:52:51,845 You know, I mean, I know... 1112 00:52:51,970 --> 00:52:55,223 I didn't do you any favors on that day, OK? 1113 00:52:55,307 --> 00:52:58,143 I did a stupid, stupid thing. 1114 00:52:58,226 --> 00:53:01,229 But it was only because I thought... 1115 00:53:01,313 --> 00:53:04,024 spoiling your day was better than ruining your life. 1116 00:53:06,109 --> 00:53:07,903 Does that make any sense? 1117 00:53:11,740 --> 00:53:13,075 You're such an idiot. 1118 00:53:18,538 --> 00:53:19,873 Hey, I got you something. 1119 00:53:19,957 --> 00:53:21,583 Oh, what is it? 1120 00:53:21,708 --> 00:53:23,835 It's something I think you don't have. 1121 00:53:23,919 --> 00:53:25,629 A history of reliable boyfriends? 1122 00:53:27,297 --> 00:53:29,508 No, it's- Well, it's only, you know... 1123 00:53:29,633 --> 00:53:30,717 - Open it later on. - OK. 1124 00:53:30,842 --> 00:53:32,469 Happy birthday. 1125 00:53:32,552 --> 00:53:33,929 - Thank you. - No. 1126 00:53:37,474 --> 00:53:38,558 Oh. 1127 00:53:57,703 --> 00:53:59,913 - Everyone, could I have your attention? - Oh, my God. 1128 00:53:59,997 --> 00:54:03,834 Hey. Everyone, your attention, please. 1129 00:54:03,959 --> 00:54:06,086 Everyone, hi. 1130 00:54:06,211 --> 00:54:07,212 Thank you for coming. 1131 00:54:07,296 --> 00:54:08,839 - Really good to see you all. - Thank you. 1132 00:54:10,299 --> 00:54:11,300 As you all know, we're here to celebrate... 1133 00:54:11,425 --> 00:54:15,178 the birthday of one Elizabeth Olivia O'Dell. 1134 00:54:17,306 --> 00:54:19,516 Happy birthday. 1135 00:54:19,599 --> 00:54:23,103 As many of you know, uh, my passion in life is running. 1136 00:54:24,146 --> 00:54:25,480 In fact, in a couple of days... 1137 00:54:25,564 --> 00:54:28,025 I'll be completing another marathon, thank you very much. 1138 00:54:31,194 --> 00:54:34,364 Uh, now, success in running requires a lot... 1139 00:54:34,448 --> 00:54:37,075 of the same things as success in love- 1140 00:54:37,159 --> 00:54:39,620 passion, determination... 1141 00:54:39,745 --> 00:54:42,497 and something I've needed a lot of with Libby, stamina. 1142 00:54:46,126 --> 00:54:47,669 That's just inappropriate, isn't it? 1143 00:54:47,794 --> 00:54:49,129 The long-winded point I'm trying to make... 1144 00:54:49,212 --> 00:54:52,883 is that both love and running require heart... 1145 00:54:52,966 --> 00:54:55,093 and Libby has... truly, has more heart... 1146 00:54:55,177 --> 00:54:57,054 than any other person I've ever known. 1147 00:54:57,179 --> 00:54:59,848 So happy birthday, sweetie. 1148 00:55:01,808 --> 00:55:03,143 Thank you all. 1149 00:55:08,190 --> 00:55:09,983 Oh, trainers! 1150 00:55:10,859 --> 00:55:13,570 I'm sorry. Can I, uh, just see this for a second? 1151 00:55:13,654 --> 00:55:16,323 Now, what, um... As most of you know... 1152 00:55:16,406 --> 00:55:19,493 I usually run my races alone, but I thought... 1153 00:55:21,161 --> 00:55:23,538 I was wondering if you would consider... 1154 00:55:23,664 --> 00:55:24,998 becoming my partner? 1155 00:55:31,338 --> 00:55:32,422 Oh, my. 1156 00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:36,760 Libby, will you marry me? 1157 00:55:49,815 --> 00:55:51,441 No, no, no, no. 1158 00:55:52,859 --> 00:55:54,111 OK. Yes. 1159 00:55:54,236 --> 00:55:55,821 - Yes? - Yeah. 1160 00:56:11,211 --> 00:56:12,462 So beautiful. 1161 00:56:13,505 --> 00:56:14,965 Just beautiful. 1162 00:56:15,757 --> 00:56:16,842 Thank you. 1163 00:56:18,260 --> 00:56:19,428 Thank you, everybody. 1164 00:56:22,055 --> 00:56:23,140 Crazy. 1165 00:56:24,182 --> 00:56:25,267 What'd I miss? 1166 00:56:28,854 --> 00:56:29,938 So... 1167 00:56:31,857 --> 00:56:34,318 You bloody... poison. 1168 00:56:35,819 --> 00:56:39,156 All right. You can stick it up your ass... 1169 00:56:39,281 --> 00:56:41,992 you big American prick. 1170 00:56:43,035 --> 00:56:45,245 Our love has changed 1171 00:56:48,290 --> 00:56:51,043 - I don't mind they've decided. - It's not the same 1172 00:56:53,712 --> 00:56:56,465 And the only way to say it 1173 00:56:58,467 --> 00:57:00,260 Is say it 1174 00:57:01,845 --> 00:57:03,388 It's better 1175 00:57:06,767 --> 00:57:08,644 I can't concede 1176 00:57:12,773 --> 00:57:15,317 This way I feel 1177 00:57:17,736 --> 00:57:20,447 For all the time we spend together 1178 00:57:22,699 --> 00:57:27,245 Forever just gets better 1179 00:57:29,998 --> 00:57:33,168 See, what I'm trying to say is 1180 00:57:34,753 --> 00:57:39,299 You make things better 1181 00:57:41,843 --> 00:57:45,681 And no matter what the day is 1182 00:57:46,807 --> 00:57:51,520 With you here, it's better 1183 00:57:55,148 --> 00:57:57,275 I'll stand by you 1184 00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:03,991 If you stand by me 1185 00:58:06,076 --> 00:58:09,579 I think it's time that I reveal it 1186 00:58:10,789 --> 00:58:12,916 'Cause I believe it 1187 00:58:14,251 --> 00:58:16,461 It's better 1188 00:58:18,672 --> 00:58:22,092 See, what I'm tryin' to say is 1189 00:58:23,385 --> 00:58:28,181 You make things better 1190 00:58:39,026 --> 00:58:40,277 Dennis! 1191 00:58:42,904 --> 00:58:44,698 So what do you think we should do, Dennis? 1192 00:58:46,116 --> 00:58:49,202 Jake got really upset when I tried to explain it to him. 1193 00:58:49,286 --> 00:58:53,665 So, I just wonder whether maybe you could talk to him today? 1194 00:58:58,837 --> 00:59:00,088 You know, just- If he heard it from you... 1195 00:59:00,213 --> 00:59:02,883 that you're always gonna be his daddy, you know? 1196 00:59:02,966 --> 00:59:04,760 I take it the diet's off. 1197 00:59:07,346 --> 00:59:09,222 Dennis, are you even listening? 1198 00:59:09,306 --> 00:59:10,307 Dennis! 1199 00:59:10,432 --> 00:59:12,017 What? You want- You want me to tell Jake... 1200 00:59:12,100 --> 00:59:14,311 what a-what a- what a perfect guy Whit is... 1201 00:59:14,436 --> 00:59:15,771 and it's all gonna be really perfect... 1202 00:59:15,854 --> 00:59:17,397 in his new perfect life? 1203 00:59:17,481 --> 00:59:19,858 No. Not necessarily in those words. 1204 00:59:19,941 --> 00:59:22,402 I cannot believe you're gonna marry this guy. 1205 00:59:22,527 --> 00:59:24,655 He pulled your engagement ring out of a shoe. 1206 00:59:24,780 --> 00:59:26,657 Please, Dennis, you're the only one... 1207 00:59:26,740 --> 00:59:28,867 who can help Jake feel OK about this. 1208 00:59:28,951 --> 00:59:31,161 Listen, if you wanna marry Whit, that's fine, OK? 1209 00:59:31,244 --> 00:59:33,205 You're a big girl, and you can make your own mistakes, OK? 1210 00:59:33,330 --> 00:59:34,873 But don't come down here while I'm eating... 1211 00:59:34,957 --> 00:59:37,000 my full English breakfast with extra breakfast... 1212 00:59:37,084 --> 00:59:38,794 and expect me to make things easier for you, OK? 1213 00:59:38,919 --> 00:59:40,712 Can I please get some ketchup here?! 1214 00:59:42,881 --> 00:59:44,216 I'm not gonna run. 1215 00:59:44,299 --> 00:59:45,300 What?! 1216 00:59:45,384 --> 00:59:46,885 I said I'm not running. 1217 00:59:52,140 --> 00:59:53,600 What do you mean, you're not running? 1218 00:59:53,684 --> 00:59:55,811 I mean, I'm not running. I'm not running a stupid marathon. 1219 00:59:56,645 --> 00:59:58,188 Why? Because Libby's getting married again? 1220 00:59:58,271 --> 00:59:59,272 What did you think? 1221 00:59:59,356 --> 01:00:00,816 She- She's not gonna find anybody better than you? 1222 01:00:00,899 --> 01:00:01,984 Well, let me be the first to tell you. 1223 01:00:02,067 --> 01:00:03,652 You know, you're not a tough act to follow. 1224 01:00:03,735 --> 01:00:05,279 Oh, what? You think I don't know that? 1225 01:00:05,362 --> 01:00:07,406 I don't care any more! 1226 01:00:08,156 --> 01:00:09,783 - What about me? - What about you? 1227 01:00:09,866 --> 01:00:11,660 I've got money on this! A lot of money! 1228 01:00:11,743 --> 01:00:13,370 That is not my problem! 1229 01:00:14,579 --> 01:00:15,664 Quit it! 1230 01:00:15,747 --> 01:00:16,915 I'm not the quitter. 1231 01:00:23,672 --> 01:00:25,257 - Let me go! - Ow, my ear! 1232 01:00:25,340 --> 01:00:26,675 - Let go! - Ow! 1233 01:00:37,394 --> 01:00:38,478 Oh, OK! Oh, all right! 1234 01:00:38,562 --> 01:00:42,065 Oh, enough! Just- Just stop for a minute! 1235 01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:54,077 Every day, I love you less and less 1236 01:00:55,370 --> 01:00:57,914 I've got to get this feeling off my chest 1237 01:00:57,998 --> 01:01:00,375 The doctor says all I need's pills and rest 1238 01:01:00,834 --> 01:01:02,878 Since every day, I love you less and less 1239 01:01:03,003 --> 01:01:04,630 Unless, unless 1240 01:01:04,755 --> 01:01:06,006 - I know, I feel it - Are you gonna run? 1241 01:01:06,089 --> 01:01:07,090 In my bones - No! 1242 01:01:07,174 --> 01:01:08,425 I'm sick, I'm tired 1243 01:01:08,508 --> 01:01:09,676 Of staying in control 1244 01:01:09,801 --> 01:01:13,055 - Oh, yes, I feel I race upon a wheel - Oh, God! 1245 01:01:13,180 --> 01:01:15,807 - OK, OK, OK, OK. - You'll run? 1246 01:01:15,891 --> 01:01:17,476 Oh, yes, I'm stressed 1247 01:01:17,559 --> 01:01:18,935 I'm sorry I digressed 1248 01:01:19,019 --> 01:01:21,772 Impressed, you're dressed to SOS 1249 01:01:21,855 --> 01:01:23,815 Oh-oh 1250 01:01:23,899 --> 01:01:26,526 - My balls! - And my parents love me 1251 01:01:26,610 --> 01:01:29,780 Oh-oh 1252 01:01:29,863 --> 01:01:32,658 - And my girlfriend loves me - That's it! Run away! 1253 01:01:32,741 --> 01:01:34,326 That's what you always do! 1254 01:01:35,327 --> 01:01:36,787 Run away! 1255 01:01:38,622 --> 01:01:40,499 Every day, I love you less and less 1256 01:01:44,836 --> 01:01:46,421 Hey, what the- 1257 01:01:47,255 --> 01:01:48,966 - Hello, Dennis. - What are you doing? 1258 01:01:49,049 --> 01:01:50,050 Gordon called. 1259 01:01:50,133 --> 01:01:52,177 He tells me you're not running the marathon. 1260 01:01:52,260 --> 01:01:53,720 - Yeah, but- - But, what? 1261 01:01:53,804 --> 01:01:55,138 Are you running or not? 1262 01:01:55,222 --> 01:01:56,223 - No, but- - So there you go. 1263 01:01:56,306 --> 01:01:57,474 - Wait- - Sorry, Dennis. 1264 01:01:57,599 --> 01:01:59,226 A bet's a bet. You're out. 1265 01:01:59,893 --> 01:02:02,354 Mr. Ghoshdashtidar? Mr. Ghoshdashtidar! 1266 01:02:02,479 --> 01:02:03,855 - Who the hell are you? - Oh, please, look. 1267 01:02:03,939 --> 01:02:06,400 - I thought you were a good man, Dennis. - Yeah... 1268 01:02:06,525 --> 01:02:09,778 A little screwed up here in the head, OK. 1269 01:02:09,903 --> 01:02:11,947 But Maya was right about you. You are no good. 1270 01:02:12,030 --> 01:02:13,532 - Look- - Always running away... 1271 01:02:13,615 --> 01:02:15,117 never running in the right direction. 1272 01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:16,201 Yeah, but, oh- 1273 01:02:16,285 --> 01:02:18,912 I bought you new running shoes, Dennis. 1274 01:02:18,996 --> 01:02:21,540 The man said they were the best you can buy. 1275 01:02:21,623 --> 01:02:23,417 - Yes, but- - "But, but, but!" 1276 01:02:23,542 --> 01:02:26,628 Always "but"! Always excuses with you! 1277 01:02:26,753 --> 01:02:29,548 Always some reason why it's not your fault! 1278 01:02:29,631 --> 01:02:33,218 I have news for you, Dennis Doyle from downstairs. 1279 01:02:33,927 --> 01:02:35,887 It's all your fault! 1280 01:02:50,235 --> 01:02:51,486 - Hi. - Hi. 1281 01:02:53,071 --> 01:02:54,781 You- You havin' a yard sale? 1282 01:02:55,657 --> 01:02:57,784 No. Where's Libby? 1283 01:02:57,868 --> 01:02:59,328 Uh, she's pickin' up Jake. 1284 01:02:59,453 --> 01:03:03,040 I suppose, uh, congratulations are in order. 1285 01:03:03,123 --> 01:03:05,917 Oh, yeah. Well, thank you. 1286 01:03:07,586 --> 01:03:08,670 Best man won. 1287 01:03:09,755 --> 01:03:12,674 Well, I wasn't really aware it was a contest. 1288 01:03:14,593 --> 01:03:16,970 Dennis! Dennis! Is Jake with you? 1289 01:03:17,054 --> 01:03:18,055 No, why? I- 1290 01:03:18,138 --> 01:03:19,389 Well, is he here, Whit? 1291 01:03:19,514 --> 01:03:20,682 - I thought you were picking him up. - Jake! 1292 01:03:20,807 --> 01:03:21,808 - Libby? - Jake! 1293 01:03:21,892 --> 01:03:22,976 Libby, what is- 1294 01:03:23,101 --> 01:03:24,519 - What did you say to him?! - I- What are you- 1295 01:03:24,603 --> 01:03:25,771 I didn't say anything. What do you mean? 1296 01:03:25,896 --> 01:03:27,064 Well, he was at Emily's and something happened. 1297 01:03:27,189 --> 01:03:28,273 He just ran out. 1298 01:03:28,357 --> 01:03:30,567 - What? - He has run away, OK? 1299 01:03:30,692 --> 01:03:32,110 Jake ran away! 1300 01:03:36,865 --> 01:03:37,950 Jake! 1301 01:03:39,493 --> 01:03:40,577 Jake! 1302 01:03:43,038 --> 01:03:44,122 Gordon! 1303 01:03:44,748 --> 01:03:45,832 Gordon! 1304 01:03:47,167 --> 01:03:48,794 - Yes? - Jake's run away. 1305 01:03:48,877 --> 01:03:50,754 - What? - He's run away! 1306 01:03:50,879 --> 01:03:51,880 All right. Well, wait a minute. 1307 01:03:51,964 --> 01:03:53,757 Just calm down. Think for a second. 1308 01:03:53,882 --> 01:03:55,050 Where would he go? 1309 01:04:37,134 --> 01:04:38,677 Hiya, snot-face. 1310 01:04:58,363 --> 01:04:59,615 Yeah, he's fine. 1311 01:05:00,657 --> 01:05:02,951 We'll be back in about a half an hour, I guess. 1312 01:05:03,035 --> 01:05:04,286 OK. 1313 01:05:06,705 --> 01:05:07,956 Is she mad at me? 1314 01:05:08,081 --> 01:05:09,875 No, no. She's just glad you're OK. 1315 01:05:13,837 --> 01:05:15,464 Do you wanna tell me what happened? 1316 01:05:15,547 --> 01:05:18,467 Emily doesn't wanna be my girlfriend any more. 1317 01:05:18,550 --> 01:05:19,718 Why not? 1318 01:05:19,801 --> 01:05:22,012 'Cause there's this other boy, Robert... 1319 01:05:22,137 --> 01:05:23,764 and he's got a ponytail... 1320 01:05:23,847 --> 01:05:25,891 and she likes him now. 1321 01:05:26,016 --> 01:05:27,893 What, she likes him because he's got a ponytail? 1322 01:05:28,018 --> 01:05:29,645 Uh-huh. 1323 01:05:31,772 --> 01:05:33,106 Jake 'n Bake... 1324 01:05:33,190 --> 01:05:34,441 as you get older, you're gonna realize... 1325 01:05:34,566 --> 01:05:36,860 there are a lot of things that you don't like, OK? 1326 01:05:36,944 --> 01:05:39,237 Things much worse than this. 1327 01:05:39,363 --> 01:05:41,657 And when those things happen, you can't just run away. 1328 01:05:41,740 --> 01:05:43,617 Why not? 1329 01:05:43,742 --> 01:05:46,036 Because it doesn't solve the problem. 1330 01:05:46,161 --> 01:05:47,162 You know, when you start running... 1331 01:05:47,287 --> 01:05:48,288 the problem's still there. 1332 01:05:48,372 --> 01:05:50,999 You've got to stick at it, and then figure out a way... 1333 01:05:51,083 --> 01:05:54,086 to solve the problem, even if it's really, really hard. 1334 01:05:54,211 --> 01:05:56,171 Is that what you do, Dad? 1335 01:05:59,925 --> 01:06:01,176 Dad? 1336 01:06:03,887 --> 01:06:04,972 Dennis! 1337 01:06:06,098 --> 01:06:07,349 Dennis! 1338 01:06:07,432 --> 01:06:08,517 Gordon! 1339 01:06:11,353 --> 01:06:12,437 Gordon! 1340 01:06:14,606 --> 01:06:16,233 - Found him? - Yes. 1341 01:06:16,358 --> 01:06:18,151 Good. You can't stay here. 1342 01:06:18,986 --> 01:06:19,987 Gordon! 1343 01:06:20,070 --> 01:06:21,071 What?! 1344 01:06:21,154 --> 01:06:22,948 I'm running. 1345 01:06:24,491 --> 01:06:25,867 Well, come on up then. 1346 01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:30,247 Wow, these are great. Where'd you get 'em? 1347 01:06:30,330 --> 01:06:31,790 - Whit's place. - Thanks. 1348 01:06:31,873 --> 01:06:32,958 See, the trick is... 1349 01:06:33,083 --> 01:06:35,460 you got to load up on carbs the night before the race. 1350 01:06:35,544 --> 01:06:36,545 I read it in Cosmo. 1351 01:06:36,628 --> 01:06:37,629 How are the legs? Not too tight? 1352 01:06:37,754 --> 01:06:39,214 No. No, they're fine. 1353 01:06:39,339 --> 01:06:40,507 Have you got everything you need? 1354 01:06:40,590 --> 01:06:42,968 You know, your shoes, your shorts, penis t-shirt? 1355 01:06:43,093 --> 01:06:44,886 - Yes. - Oh. 1356 01:06:52,853 --> 01:06:54,313 I'm not really in the mood. 1357 01:06:54,396 --> 01:06:55,939 - It's for your nipples. - What? 1358 01:06:56,023 --> 01:06:58,483 You run a 26-mile race, a lot of friction... 1359 01:06:58,609 --> 01:06:59,985 is generated from your shirt to your nipples. 1360 01:07:00,068 --> 01:07:01,320 And the last thing you want during a marathon... 1361 01:07:01,445 --> 01:07:02,446 is nipple chafing. 1362 01:07:02,529 --> 01:07:03,780 - Cosmo? - Yeah. 1363 01:07:03,864 --> 01:07:05,115 I'm not puttin' that on my nipples, OK? 1364 01:07:05,198 --> 01:07:07,159 And I'm not gonna eat this. Let's just go to sleep. 1365 01:07:07,242 --> 01:07:08,869 Well, at least, let me make your bed for you. 1366 01:07:12,205 --> 01:07:13,206 Anything else? 1367 01:07:13,290 --> 01:07:14,374 Have you got a pillow? 1368 01:07:14,499 --> 01:07:16,710 - No. - Well, then I guess I'm fine. 1369 01:07:21,423 --> 01:07:23,383 Hey, what time do you have to be up tomorrow? 1370 01:07:23,508 --> 01:07:26,595 Well, we should set the alarm for about seven o'clock. 1371 01:07:26,678 --> 01:07:28,305 - I don't have an alarm clock. - Why not? 1372 01:07:28,430 --> 01:07:30,307 I never need to be anywhere. 1373 01:07:34,895 --> 01:07:36,271 The race starts at 9.00, OK? 1374 01:07:36,355 --> 01:07:39,441 So we should leave here no later than 8.00, OK? 1375 01:07:39,524 --> 01:07:40,776 OK. 1376 01:07:42,986 --> 01:07:44,154 Night. 1377 01:07:44,237 --> 01:07:45,322 Love you. 1378 01:07:52,245 --> 01:07:53,246 A very good morning to you. 1379 01:07:53,330 --> 01:07:55,207 It's a beautiful day here in London... 1380 01:07:55,290 --> 01:07:57,250 for the first annual Nike River Run. 1381 01:07:57,376 --> 01:07:59,670 We've had a very warm welcome from the crowd... 1382 01:07:59,753 --> 01:08:01,463 and we've got perfect conditions for this race, Denise. 1383 01:08:01,546 --> 01:08:03,006 We certainly have. 1384 01:08:03,090 --> 01:08:05,300 26.2 miles along the River Thames... 1385 01:08:05,425 --> 01:08:07,552 10,000 runners from all over the globe... 1386 01:08:07,636 --> 01:08:09,513 and an amazing way for many of these folks... 1387 01:08:09,638 --> 01:08:12,265 to raise money for so many worthwhile charities. 1388 01:08:12,349 --> 01:08:13,600 And as we can see, race officials... 1389 01:08:13,725 --> 01:08:15,686 are already busy at the starting line... 1390 01:08:15,769 --> 01:08:18,313 with the start less than an hour away. 1391 01:08:24,611 --> 01:08:26,405 - Taxi! - Keep on runnin' 1392 01:08:26,530 --> 01:08:27,906 Taxi! 1393 01:08:27,990 --> 01:08:30,826 - Keep on hidin' - Taxi! 1394 01:08:30,951 --> 01:08:31,952 Wait! 1395 01:08:32,035 --> 01:08:33,036 - Wait! - One fine day 1396 01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:34,371 I'm gonna be the one 1397 01:08:34,454 --> 01:08:36,164 To make you understand 1398 01:08:36,290 --> 01:08:37,541 - It's a wonderful course. - Oh, yeah 1399 01:08:37,666 --> 01:08:40,043 - They'll wind around the Thames... - I'm gonna be your man 1400 01:08:40,836 --> 01:08:43,672 They'll cross over five bridges, including Osney Bridge... 1401 01:08:43,755 --> 01:08:45,215 Albert Bridge, and the Millennium Bridge. 1402 01:08:45,299 --> 01:08:47,175 OK, OK. So go at your own pace today, all right? 1403 01:08:47,259 --> 01:08:49,219 - Slow and steady. - OK. Slow and steady. 1404 01:08:50,846 --> 01:08:52,556 Yeah, they're challenging the leaders we have here. 1405 01:08:52,681 --> 01:08:55,225 One from Japan, Hiyusha Shinuzu... 1406 01:08:55,350 --> 01:08:57,894 and, of course, up there also, is Sumi Yamata. 1407 01:08:59,396 --> 01:09:00,480 Watch it! 1408 01:09:01,315 --> 01:09:03,025 - Idiot! - Keep on runnin' 1409 01:09:04,901 --> 01:09:05,902 - Runnin' from - The other way! Go back! 1410 01:09:05,986 --> 01:09:07,446 - My heart - No, we're not goin' back! 1411 01:09:07,571 --> 01:09:09,364 Amongst the names we should keep an eye on... 1412 01:09:09,489 --> 01:09:10,574 are the men from Kenya. 1413 01:09:10,699 --> 01:09:14,202 Always so strong, Wilson Deetay and Collington Degwa... 1414 01:09:14,286 --> 01:09:17,122 they always can be found at front of the pack. 1415 01:09:21,209 --> 01:09:22,210 This is as far as I can get, mate. 1416 01:09:22,294 --> 01:09:23,712 But I need to get to the start of the race. 1417 01:09:23,795 --> 01:09:26,340 Well, it's just over the bridge. That's fifteen quid, mate. 1418 01:09:26,423 --> 01:09:27,507 Have you got any money? 1419 01:09:27,633 --> 01:09:29,426 Sir, we have a slight liquidity problem. 1420 01:09:29,509 --> 01:09:31,386 That is a shame. 1421 01:09:33,764 --> 01:09:34,765 Uh, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1422 01:09:34,848 --> 01:09:36,808 Look, look. This is a 19... 1423 01:09:36,933 --> 01:09:40,354 ...40 Rolex 520 Perpetual Oyster with a bubble back. 1424 01:09:40,479 --> 01:09:41,480 That's not too shabby. 1425 01:09:41,563 --> 01:09:42,564 Gordon, you can't possibly give him- 1426 01:09:42,648 --> 01:09:43,815 Hey, it's an investment. 1427 01:09:45,108 --> 01:09:46,443 Gordon, thank you. 1428 01:09:46,526 --> 01:09:47,694 I'll see you later then. 1429 01:09:50,072 --> 01:09:51,490 Keep on runnin' 1430 01:09:51,573 --> 01:09:52,824 Hey, good luck! 1431 01:09:52,950 --> 01:09:54,743 Now, typically, the day would have started... 1432 01:09:54,868 --> 01:09:56,995 at the crack of dawn for most of these runners. 1433 01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:58,455 They had a balanced breakfast... 1434 01:09:58,538 --> 01:10:01,875 precise physical and mental preparation. 1435 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:05,170 On a day like today, to leave anything to chance... 1436 01:10:05,295 --> 01:10:07,255 you'd either have to be extremely naive... 1437 01:10:07,381 --> 01:10:08,757 or a complete idiot. 1438 01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:11,218 Everyone is talkin' about me 1439 01:10:16,807 --> 01:10:18,266 Over here. To me, to me. 1440 01:10:19,851 --> 01:10:20,852 That's it. Be careful. 1441 01:10:20,978 --> 01:10:22,062 That's an antique. 1442 01:10:22,896 --> 01:10:24,940 - Did it start? Did it start? - Not yet. 1443 01:10:25,065 --> 01:10:26,233 - Turn it on. - Here we go. 1444 01:10:26,358 --> 01:10:27,693 What do we love about these days... 1445 01:10:27,776 --> 01:10:29,987 is the sheer mix of competitors. 1446 01:10:30,112 --> 01:10:31,738 They come in all shapes and sizes... 1447 01:10:31,863 --> 01:10:36,159 from the elite over there to the-how should we put it- 1448 01:10:36,285 --> 01:10:37,828 not so elite. 1449 01:10:38,954 --> 01:10:40,289 That's Dennis! 1450 01:10:42,499 --> 01:10:44,126 Look at that stretch. Look at that. 1451 01:10:45,752 --> 01:10:46,920 Double or nothing? 1452 01:10:47,045 --> 01:10:48,046 Yeah, right. 1453 01:10:48,130 --> 01:10:51,800 Just a few minutes to go now. The warm-ups should be complete. 1454 01:10:51,883 --> 01:10:55,220 It's time, if you have one, for that pre-race ritual. 1455 01:10:57,180 --> 01:10:59,474 Well, well, well. You made it, huh? 1456 01:10:59,558 --> 01:11:00,559 Yeah. 1457 01:11:00,642 --> 01:11:02,227 Just wanna wish you luck out there. 1458 01:11:02,311 --> 01:11:04,980 You, too. How are your nipples? 1459 01:11:06,481 --> 01:11:07,566 Great. 1460 01:11:17,868 --> 01:11:18,869 - More toast. - Only a few moments... 1461 01:11:18,952 --> 01:11:20,203 to go now, and the officials are- 1462 01:11:20,287 --> 01:11:22,331 Who do you want to win, Daddy or Whit? 1463 01:11:22,414 --> 01:11:25,334 - Who do you wanna win? - Daddy, of course. 1464 01:11:25,459 --> 01:11:27,085 - If you're one of the fun runners... - What about you? 1465 01:11:27,210 --> 01:11:29,504 - it's just about completing the course. - Eat your toast. 1466 01:11:29,630 --> 01:11:31,757 And what a great turnout we've got here today. 1467 01:11:44,436 --> 01:11:45,687 Why am I always the tortoise? 1468 01:11:45,771 --> 01:11:46,772 A bet's a bet. 1469 01:11:46,855 --> 01:11:47,856 Excuse me. I'm sorry. 1470 01:11:47,940 --> 01:11:49,358 - Pardon me. - All right. 1471 01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:52,861 Well, Dennis, I gotta admit... 1472 01:11:52,945 --> 01:11:54,363 I didn't think you'd make it this far. 1473 01:11:55,072 --> 01:11:56,323 I mean, uh... 1474 01:11:56,406 --> 01:11:58,617 you don't exactly have the best, uh, track record... 1475 01:11:58,742 --> 01:11:59,743 now, do you? 1476 01:11:59,868 --> 01:12:01,828 Yeah, well that was then, and this is now. 1477 01:12:01,912 --> 01:12:02,996 No, Dennis. 1478 01:12:05,290 --> 01:12:06,375 This is now. 1479 01:12:12,547 --> 01:12:13,715 All right. 1480 01:12:18,095 --> 01:12:19,638 Don't feel you have to keep up with me. 1481 01:12:19,721 --> 01:12:21,306 Well, don't feel you have to keep up with me. 1482 01:12:21,390 --> 01:12:23,266 Oh, yeah, that's the spirit. 1483 01:12:23,350 --> 01:12:24,726 And they're off, Chris. 1484 01:12:24,851 --> 01:12:26,478 Yet another great marathon... 1485 01:12:26,603 --> 01:12:28,397 getting under way here in London. 1486 01:12:29,648 --> 01:12:32,985 And having these great runners go 26.2 miles... 1487 01:12:33,110 --> 01:12:35,404 of crowded London streets... 1488 01:12:35,487 --> 01:12:37,197 That was great, what you did with Jake yesterday, by the way. 1489 01:12:37,322 --> 01:12:38,323 Thanks. 1490 01:12:38,407 --> 01:12:40,033 I know Libby really appreciated it, too. 1491 01:12:40,117 --> 01:12:41,118 Oh, I'm glad. 1492 01:12:41,201 --> 01:12:42,202 In fact, she was so appreciative... 1493 01:12:42,327 --> 01:12:44,037 we had a nice little jump on the bed. 1494 01:12:44,162 --> 01:12:45,664 - What? - Have a good race. 1495 01:12:57,551 --> 01:12:58,719 Isn't it enough? 1496 01:12:58,802 --> 01:12:59,803 What? 1497 01:12:59,886 --> 01:13:02,347 You got the girl, all right? Isn't it enough? 1498 01:13:02,472 --> 01:13:03,807 I just think it's high time you realize... 1499 01:13:03,890 --> 01:13:05,434 that it's over, sir. 1500 01:13:05,559 --> 01:13:07,019 Otherwise, it's gonna be very tough for you... 1501 01:13:07,102 --> 01:13:09,396 - when we move to Chicago. - What? 1502 01:13:09,479 --> 01:13:10,939 You better slow down there, chief. 1503 01:13:11,064 --> 01:13:12,316 You got a long way to go. 1504 01:13:12,441 --> 01:13:15,944 - Yeah, well, so have you. - Oh, yeah! 1505 01:13:16,028 --> 01:13:17,195 Yes, I like it. 1506 01:13:17,279 --> 01:13:19,156 Run, fat boy, run! 1507 01:13:23,702 --> 01:13:25,287 I can lose weight... 1508 01:13:25,370 --> 01:13:27,247 but you'll always be an asshole. 1509 01:13:28,165 --> 01:13:29,333 Now, once again, it's still being dominated... 1510 01:13:29,416 --> 01:13:30,667 - by the Kenyans, Denise. - Look at that. 1511 01:13:30,751 --> 01:13:33,211 The runners are making their way along the embankment. 1512 01:13:33,337 --> 01:13:34,588 What a beautiful view of the... 1513 01:13:41,428 --> 01:13:43,138 So, here we are among the leaders of the moment. 1514 01:13:43,221 --> 01:13:45,932 The pace is relatively relaxed for the opening miles. 1515 01:13:48,018 --> 01:13:49,102 Maybe a little too relaxed, Chris. 1516 01:13:49,227 --> 01:13:50,854 It looks like we've got a couple of amateurs... 1517 01:13:50,979 --> 01:13:52,064 coming up from the back. 1518 01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:57,361 Mom! 1519 01:13:57,444 --> 01:13:59,071 It looks like these two boys... 1520 01:13:59,154 --> 01:14:01,031 are running a race of their own here today. 1521 01:14:01,156 --> 01:14:02,324 In fact, they're causing quite a stir... 1522 01:14:02,449 --> 01:14:03,533 among the serious runners. 1523 01:14:03,659 --> 01:14:05,285 Not something you'd really expect... 1524 01:14:05,410 --> 01:14:06,787 at this stage in the race. 1525 01:14:06,870 --> 01:14:08,038 Oh. Sorry, sir. 1526 01:14:08,789 --> 01:14:09,873 There's a man down. 1527 01:14:11,750 --> 01:14:12,834 Sorry. 1528 01:14:14,044 --> 01:14:16,713 All eyes right now are on these two runners. 1529 01:14:16,797 --> 01:14:18,590 No, no, no, no, no. What are you doing? 1530 01:14:18,715 --> 01:14:21,093 - We hope to bring you that information quickly. - Slow down. 1531 01:14:21,677 --> 01:14:22,678 But he looks good, doesn't he? 1532 01:14:22,761 --> 01:14:23,929 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. 1533 01:14:24,054 --> 01:14:26,264 ...setting a new world record. 1534 01:14:31,311 --> 01:14:32,312 What are you trying to prove? 1535 01:14:32,396 --> 01:14:33,939 She doesn't love you any more, man. 1536 01:14:34,064 --> 01:14:35,232 I'm not doing this for Libby. 1537 01:14:35,357 --> 01:14:36,358 Yeah, right. 1538 01:14:36,483 --> 01:14:37,484 You're ridiculous, dude. 1539 01:14:37,609 --> 01:14:39,987 What's the matter, Whit, can't keep up? 1540 01:14:49,329 --> 01:14:50,414 Oh! 1541 01:14:56,336 --> 01:14:57,504 Daddy! 1542 01:14:57,587 --> 01:14:59,464 Dennis! I mean, Whit! 1543 01:15:05,304 --> 01:15:06,555 It does look very serious. 1544 01:15:06,638 --> 01:15:07,723 We're getting some more information- 1545 01:15:25,407 --> 01:15:27,451 Stay down! Stay down! 1546 01:15:42,549 --> 01:15:43,925 Where do you think you're going? 1547 01:15:44,009 --> 01:15:46,720 - I have to go help Dennis. - Why? 1548 01:15:46,803 --> 01:15:48,847 Because I am the assistant coach. 1549 01:15:50,599 --> 01:15:51,683 Yes! 1550 01:15:51,767 --> 01:15:54,144 He now leads at the ten-mile mark. 1551 01:15:57,481 --> 01:15:58,482 And that looks really painful. 1552 01:15:58,565 --> 01:15:59,942 Looks like this runner's race day... 1553 01:16:00,025 --> 01:16:01,985 will be ending at a Leeds hospital. 1554 01:16:02,110 --> 01:16:03,445 Yeah, absolutely tragic- 1555 01:16:03,528 --> 01:16:05,072 Mom, do something! 1556 01:16:05,155 --> 01:16:06,615 - We certainly do. Let's get back... - Come on. 1557 01:16:06,740 --> 01:16:08,116 to the leaders in the female race. 1558 01:16:17,501 --> 01:16:18,585 Shit. 1559 01:16:45,362 --> 01:16:47,155 Huh? 1560 01:16:48,865 --> 01:16:51,535 Gordon, I think I speak for everyone here... 1561 01:16:51,618 --> 01:16:54,079 when I say, "Give me my money." 1562 01:16:54,162 --> 01:16:55,956 Five grand, please. 1563 01:16:58,542 --> 01:17:00,419 OK, here's the thing about the money... 1564 01:17:00,544 --> 01:17:01,628 and, actually, it's kind of funny. 1565 01:17:02,879 --> 01:17:04,673 Uh... I don't have it. 1566 01:17:07,175 --> 01:17:08,427 Would you excuse us a moment? 1567 01:17:13,598 --> 01:17:15,809 Hi. I'm looking for a patient, Dennis Doyle. 1568 01:17:15,892 --> 01:17:17,269 Are you family? 1569 01:17:17,352 --> 01:17:18,937 - Yeah. - Doyle? 1570 01:17:19,021 --> 01:17:20,522 Yes, Dennis Doyle. 1571 01:17:22,149 --> 01:17:23,317 Oh, I'm sorry, we don't seem to have anyone... 1572 01:17:23,442 --> 01:17:25,027 registered by that name. 1573 01:17:25,110 --> 01:17:27,779 Are you sure? He's a runner in the marathon. 1574 01:17:27,863 --> 01:17:29,239 Oh, the runner. Oh, yeah. 1575 01:17:29,323 --> 01:17:31,283 Well, he's just arrived. 1576 01:17:31,366 --> 01:17:32,993 - Libby? - Whit? 1577 01:17:33,076 --> 01:17:34,328 How'd you know I was here? 1578 01:17:34,411 --> 01:17:35,787 What are you doing here? 1579 01:17:35,871 --> 01:17:37,998 Honey, that psychopath tripped me. 1580 01:17:38,123 --> 01:17:40,667 He tripped me. I think I have ligament damage. 1581 01:17:40,751 --> 01:17:42,294 Guys, can we- Can we just- 1582 01:17:42,419 --> 01:17:44,713 Fellas, can we- Look, I'm a patient, please. 1583 01:17:44,838 --> 01:17:46,381 Just one- Find me! 1584 01:17:46,506 --> 01:17:48,050 Easy, easy! Ow! 1585 01:17:48,133 --> 01:17:50,093 Vince, look, when I said I didn't have the money... 1586 01:17:50,177 --> 01:17:51,178 I meant I didn't have the money here. 1587 01:17:51,261 --> 01:17:53,305 - I can pay. - Oh, you're gonna pay. 1588 01:17:54,598 --> 01:17:57,601 No, wait. Look... Vincent. 1589 01:17:57,726 --> 01:17:59,311 Wait- Wait- What? 1590 01:17:59,394 --> 01:18:00,646 Wait. Wait a tick. 1591 01:18:05,943 --> 01:18:08,236 Not so bloody fast, mate. 1592 01:18:08,362 --> 01:18:09,613 Who the hell are you? 1593 01:18:09,738 --> 01:18:11,365 Thanks a lot, Mr. G! 1594 01:18:11,448 --> 01:18:13,158 Your friend is a man of honor. 1595 01:18:13,283 --> 01:18:14,284 What, Vincent? 1596 01:18:14,368 --> 01:18:18,205 Yes, he said he's going to kick shit out of you later instead. 1597 01:18:18,288 --> 01:18:19,289 I don't understand. 1598 01:18:19,373 --> 01:18:22,292 On the TV, they said he was being brought here. 1599 01:18:22,376 --> 01:18:23,752 One second. 1600 01:18:23,877 --> 01:18:25,253 I could sue him. You know that, right? 1601 01:18:25,379 --> 01:18:26,630 I could sue him for everything he has... 1602 01:18:26,713 --> 01:18:28,674 but, you know, seriously, what am I gonna do... 1603 01:18:28,799 --> 01:18:31,969 with some pizza boxes and a Judas Priest t-shirt? 1604 01:18:32,094 --> 01:18:33,720 Honey, I'm sure it was an accident. 1605 01:18:33,845 --> 01:18:35,472 Well, you weren't there, OK? 1606 01:18:35,555 --> 01:18:37,599 You didn't see it. He was wild-eyed, all right? 1607 01:18:37,683 --> 01:18:39,893 He was frothing at the mouth at one point. 1608 01:18:40,018 --> 01:18:42,896 It was like running a marathon with Cujo, OK? 1609 01:18:42,980 --> 01:18:46,233 Jake, buddy, can I control the bed, please? 1610 01:18:46,316 --> 01:18:48,193 No, but you can watch me control it. 1611 01:18:50,821 --> 01:18:52,322 Libby? Where are you? 1612 01:18:52,406 --> 01:18:53,657 - The hospital. - Are you with him? 1613 01:18:53,782 --> 01:18:54,783 No, he's not here. 1614 01:18:54,866 --> 01:18:55,867 Well, what do you mean he's not there? 1615 01:18:55,993 --> 01:18:57,369 I mean, he's not here. 1616 01:18:58,078 --> 01:18:59,579 Well, where the hell is he then? 1617 01:19:29,901 --> 01:19:32,571 All right. It's still- It's on. 1618 01:19:32,654 --> 01:19:33,822 The race is still on. 1619 01:19:34,698 --> 01:19:37,367 I can't believe you let Gordon go, Vincent. 1620 01:19:37,451 --> 01:19:38,619 - Yeah, but he said he was gonna pay us... - Back to the story. 1621 01:19:38,702 --> 01:19:40,579 - right, Vincent? - The first images are coming in... 1622 01:19:40,704 --> 01:19:42,497 - from what looks like a camera phone... - Vincent? 1623 01:19:42,623 --> 01:19:45,083 - Vincent? - showing a lone, mysterious runner. 1624 01:19:45,208 --> 01:19:48,545 Uh, he's looking very badly injured, I must say... 1625 01:19:48,670 --> 01:19:50,631 and he's also causing some major traffic- 1626 01:19:52,466 --> 01:19:53,717 - Cab. - Yeah, it's a Rolex. 1627 01:19:53,842 --> 01:19:55,969 I'm not gonna sell it. It's a family heirloom now. 1628 01:19:57,012 --> 01:19:58,096 What! 1629 01:19:59,556 --> 01:20:01,433 Wait! What are you doing?! 1630 01:20:01,558 --> 01:20:04,186 - Step on it! - You can't just take a man's cab! 1631 01:20:06,104 --> 01:20:07,105 All right! 1632 01:20:07,189 --> 01:20:08,357 Hello, there... 1633 01:20:08,440 --> 01:20:10,317 Dennis Doyle from downstairs! 1634 01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:11,652 Who the hell are you? 1635 01:20:13,028 --> 01:20:14,529 You beauty, come on! 1636 01:20:15,864 --> 01:20:17,574 And as the sun sets over London... 1637 01:20:17,699 --> 01:20:19,326 we're still looking into the identity... 1638 01:20:19,409 --> 01:20:22,204 of that mysterious runner. 1639 01:20:22,287 --> 01:20:24,748 Come on, Dennis, you can do it! Come on! 1640 01:20:24,873 --> 01:20:26,667 The only concrete thing we do know... 1641 01:20:26,750 --> 01:20:30,337 is that he's running for erectile dysfunction. 1642 01:20:32,255 --> 01:20:34,132 Good news, Mr. Bloom. 1643 01:20:34,257 --> 01:20:36,551 No rupture, no ligament damage. 1644 01:20:36,635 --> 01:20:38,261 Oh, that's great. 1645 01:20:38,345 --> 01:20:39,346 Jake, please? 1646 01:20:39,471 --> 01:20:42,265 In fact, there's no real damage anywhere. 1647 01:20:43,183 --> 01:20:44,184 Are you sure, doctor? 1648 01:20:44,309 --> 01:20:45,852 Jake, please. 1649 01:20:45,936 --> 01:20:48,063 It's, uh, like, uh... 1650 01:20:48,188 --> 01:20:49,189 What is it you runners say? 1651 01:20:49,273 --> 01:20:50,732 You hit the wall. 1652 01:20:52,651 --> 01:20:54,361 No, no, that- That's not possi- 1653 01:20:56,238 --> 01:20:57,489 God damn it, will you stop... 1654 01:20:57,614 --> 01:20:59,658 messin' around with the bed, you little shit?! 1655 01:21:01,285 --> 01:21:02,369 God. 1656 01:21:08,917 --> 01:21:11,211 Good evening. It's time for a sports update. 1657 01:21:11,295 --> 01:21:13,088 Top story, the Nike River Run. 1658 01:21:13,171 --> 01:21:15,048 We'll be chatting to the winner a little bit later on... 1659 01:21:15,132 --> 01:21:17,592 but first, we've had thousands of e-mails and calls... 1660 01:21:17,676 --> 01:21:19,303 about our mystery runner. 1661 01:21:19,386 --> 01:21:21,096 Well, I can tell you now, our TV crew... 1662 01:21:21,179 --> 01:21:22,264 has just caught up with him. 1663 01:21:22,347 --> 01:21:23,348 Excuse me. Sorry. 1664 01:21:23,432 --> 01:21:24,600 Will you slow down, please? 1665 01:21:30,689 --> 01:21:32,399 You hungry? You wanna get a bite? 1666 01:21:32,482 --> 01:21:34,276 Stop! Stop! 1667 01:21:34,401 --> 01:21:35,652 Everyone out. Get out. 1668 01:21:36,945 --> 01:21:38,030 - Come on! - I'm goin'! 1669 01:21:38,113 --> 01:21:39,281 Hey! 1670 01:21:39,364 --> 01:21:40,532 Just go away! 1671 01:21:41,450 --> 01:21:42,618 - Somebody trip him. - Go away! 1672 01:21:42,743 --> 01:21:43,994 Knock him over. 1673 01:21:44,119 --> 01:21:45,912 No, invalid. Off-side. 1674 01:21:46,788 --> 01:21:48,582 - Oh! - Leave him alone! Get off him! 1675 01:21:48,707 --> 01:21:50,417 I want my money now! 1676 01:21:50,542 --> 01:21:52,127 Don't listen to them, Dennis! 1677 01:21:52,210 --> 01:21:53,211 You are a winner! 1678 01:21:53,337 --> 01:21:54,421 I want my money now! 1679 01:21:54,504 --> 01:21:56,965 Stop it! I'm wearing helmet! 1680 01:21:57,049 --> 01:21:58,050 Clear off! 1681 01:21:58,133 --> 01:22:00,427 "The loneliness of the long-distance runner"... 1682 01:22:00,510 --> 01:22:03,764 a phrase epitomized by this man, Dennis Doyle. 1683 01:22:03,889 --> 01:22:05,599 For the last eleven miles, he's been running... 1684 01:22:05,682 --> 01:22:08,852 on what appears to be a severely sprained ankle. 1685 01:22:08,977 --> 01:22:12,147 What a testament to the power of the human spirit. 1686 01:22:12,272 --> 01:22:13,732 Mr. Doyle, how do you feel? 1687 01:22:13,857 --> 01:22:15,233 How the fuck do you think I feel? 1688 01:22:15,317 --> 01:22:16,652 What an inspiration. 1689 01:22:16,735 --> 01:22:19,446 We'll keep you updated as this story progresses. 1690 01:22:19,529 --> 01:22:21,406 - Get out of the bloody way! - Sorry. 1691 01:22:21,531 --> 01:22:23,659 - Well, what a remarkable day... - Libby. Libby, I'm sorry... 1692 01:22:23,742 --> 01:22:25,452 - we've had at the marathon on the Thames... - all right? I lost it. I- 1693 01:22:25,577 --> 01:22:27,204 - with an event dominated as ever... - I wasn't thinking. 1694 01:22:27,329 --> 01:22:29,039 - by the crowds and the fun runners... - I'm sorry. 1695 01:22:29,164 --> 01:22:30,707 - Honey, can we just- - but particularly by 1696 01:22:30,791 --> 01:22:31,792 - Jake, buddy... - one man. 1697 01:22:31,875 --> 01:22:32,876 would you mind just giving us... 1698 01:22:32,960 --> 01:22:34,419 a little peace with the TV, please? 1699 01:22:34,962 --> 01:22:35,963 - Thank you. - Go on, Dennis! 1700 01:22:36,046 --> 01:22:37,047 The whole of London... 1701 01:22:37,130 --> 01:22:39,424 Honey, can we just talk about this, please? 1702 01:22:42,803 --> 01:22:44,429 - Chin up! - Keep it up, mate! 1703 01:22:46,223 --> 01:22:47,766 Do you know, Mr. Doyle, sir? 1704 01:22:47,849 --> 01:22:48,850 Oh. 1705 01:22:48,934 --> 01:22:50,727 I'm the assistant coach. 1706 01:22:50,811 --> 01:22:52,437 Oh. Oh, really. What's your name? 1707 01:22:52,521 --> 01:22:55,691 - Uh, Mr. Ghoshdashtidar. - Gosh- 1708 01:22:55,816 --> 01:22:56,817 - Ghosh... - Gah- 1709 01:22:56,900 --> 01:22:58,527 OK, just call me John. 1710 01:22:59,861 --> 01:23:02,781 It was me who discovered his potential. 1711 01:23:07,369 --> 01:23:08,745 I can't breathe. 1712 01:23:09,538 --> 01:23:10,789 My head's gonna explode. 1713 01:23:10,872 --> 01:23:12,499 He's not gonna make it. 1714 01:23:12,582 --> 01:23:14,209 I- I have to stop. 1715 01:23:14,293 --> 01:23:15,669 - I have to stop this. - No. 1716 01:23:15,752 --> 01:23:16,837 - I'm sorry. - No, you can't. What are you doing? 1717 01:23:16,962 --> 01:23:18,130 You can't stop. You're nearly there. 1718 01:23:18,255 --> 01:23:19,715 What? How much further? 1719 01:23:19,798 --> 01:23:23,135 It- It's a little, tiny- Nine miles. 1720 01:23:26,430 --> 01:23:28,056 OK. OK. 1721 01:23:43,572 --> 01:23:44,823 Oh, no. 1722 01:23:45,866 --> 01:23:47,034 What? 1723 01:23:48,452 --> 01:23:49,703 He's hit it. 1724 01:24:09,181 --> 01:24:10,974 OK, baby, let's get you to bed. 1725 01:24:11,725 --> 01:24:12,726 Jakey. 1726 01:24:12,809 --> 01:24:14,853 -...by the crowds and the fun runners. - Dennis. 1727 01:24:14,978 --> 01:24:16,438 - For those of you just joining us... - Dennis? 1728 01:24:16,563 --> 01:24:19,274 it looks like Dennis Doyle, a clothing store security guard... 1729 01:24:19,358 --> 01:24:21,318 running for the last ten and three quarter hours... 1730 01:24:21,443 --> 01:24:23,320 on basically one leg... 1731 01:24:23,403 --> 01:24:26,990 is refusing to rest until this race is run. 1732 01:24:27,074 --> 01:24:29,117 Unbelievable! 1733 01:24:58,814 --> 01:25:01,650 You've never finished anything in your entire life, Dennis. 1734 01:25:03,819 --> 01:25:06,113 All you're gonna wanna do is give up. 1735 01:25:06,238 --> 01:25:07,572 I'm not the quitter! 1736 01:25:07,656 --> 01:25:09,700 That's exactly what you're gonna do, Dennis. 1737 01:25:09,783 --> 01:25:11,910 Go on, run away! Run away! 1738 01:25:12,035 --> 01:25:13,578 That's what you always do! 1739 01:25:16,790 --> 01:25:17,874 Dennis! 1740 01:25:20,252 --> 01:25:21,336 Dennis! 1741 01:25:24,840 --> 01:25:26,258 Dennis? 1742 01:25:34,391 --> 01:25:35,851 Oh, I don't believe this. 1743 01:25:35,934 --> 01:25:37,311 Yeah, boy, yes! 1744 01:25:37,394 --> 01:25:38,937 He's still going! 1745 01:25:39,021 --> 01:25:42,190 Go on, you beautiful man! 1746 01:25:42,274 --> 01:25:44,234 Apologies there, ladies and gentlemen, uh... 1747 01:25:44,318 --> 01:25:46,987 but it's, uh, really rather hard not to get caught up... 1748 01:25:47,070 --> 01:25:48,447 in the drama of it all. 1749 01:25:49,489 --> 01:25:52,492 Now let's take one more look at how Dennis broke that ankle. 1750 01:25:52,618 --> 01:25:53,702 And here it is. 1751 01:25:53,785 --> 01:25:55,162 It appears that the runner there... 1752 01:25:55,287 --> 01:25:58,540 next to Mr. Doyle is involved in some way. 1753 01:25:58,665 --> 01:26:02,336 In fact, if we look at it again here... Yes! 1754 01:26:02,461 --> 01:26:04,588 He deliberately trips him! 1755 01:26:04,713 --> 01:26:06,298 Bastard! 1756 01:26:06,381 --> 01:26:07,633 Apologies again, uh... 1757 01:26:07,758 --> 01:26:09,718 That didn't- That's not what happened. 1758 01:26:09,801 --> 01:26:11,303 That is- That- That didn't happen. 1759 01:26:11,386 --> 01:26:13,013 I can't believe this. 1760 01:26:13,096 --> 01:26:14,097 I don't believe it, either. 1761 01:26:14,181 --> 01:26:15,182 I don't understand that. 1762 01:26:15,265 --> 01:26:16,266 What is that? 1763 01:26:16,350 --> 01:26:17,726 Honey. Honey... 1764 01:26:17,851 --> 01:26:21,980 That angle makes it look, but- He tripped me. 1765 01:26:23,065 --> 01:26:24,942 He tripped me! Yes, he did! 1766 01:26:25,025 --> 01:26:27,736 - Go, Dennis! - It's him! Dennis! 1767 01:26:29,738 --> 01:26:30,989 Go, Dennis! 1768 01:26:34,701 --> 01:26:36,036 I can't believe this. 1769 01:26:36,119 --> 01:26:37,371 Come on, honey. 1770 01:26:37,454 --> 01:26:38,830 Please, like I'm gonna do that. 1771 01:26:39,498 --> 01:26:40,749 What are you- Are you kidding me? 1772 01:26:40,874 --> 01:26:42,042 Honey. 1773 01:26:43,585 --> 01:26:44,753 All right, look, I'm just- I'm not- 1774 01:26:44,878 --> 01:26:46,338 I'm not myself, OK? 1775 01:26:47,547 --> 01:26:49,257 I haven't been myself for a long time. 1776 01:26:49,341 --> 01:26:50,842 Work has not been... 1777 01:26:51,677 --> 01:26:53,553 It's, uh... 1778 01:26:53,637 --> 01:26:54,638 It's just this city, you know? 1779 01:26:54,721 --> 01:26:56,682 It's just- It's really hard here for me. 1780 01:26:56,807 --> 01:26:58,350 You know, everyone's so polite here... 1781 01:26:58,475 --> 01:27:00,519 and it's like the food and the- and the-and the ca- 1782 01:27:00,602 --> 01:27:01,979 I just don't- I don't know what happened to me. 1783 01:27:02,062 --> 01:27:03,772 I don't know what- It's just this place. 1784 01:27:03,855 --> 01:27:04,940 It's this place, you know? 1785 01:27:05,065 --> 01:27:08,026 And if we- I just know it's gonna be better once we move. 1786 01:27:08,110 --> 01:27:09,695 - Move? - To Chicago. 1787 01:27:09,778 --> 01:27:11,029 What? 1788 01:27:11,113 --> 01:27:12,281 Too soon? 1789 01:27:12,406 --> 01:27:13,407 Oh! 1790 01:27:13,490 --> 01:27:15,033 - Come on, Jake. - Libby, wh- 1791 01:27:15,117 --> 01:27:16,368 Where you goin'? Where you goin'? 1792 01:27:17,452 --> 01:27:19,329 Oh, you got to be kidding me. Dennis? 1793 01:27:19,454 --> 01:27:20,706 You can't be serious. 1794 01:27:20,789 --> 01:27:23,709 The guy left you at the altar pregnant. 1795 01:27:25,585 --> 01:27:26,920 Nobody's perfect. 1796 01:27:28,088 --> 01:27:29,089 Libby. 1797 01:27:29,172 --> 01:27:30,799 Libby! L- 1798 01:27:30,924 --> 01:27:31,925 What a shithead. 1799 01:27:32,050 --> 01:27:33,135 Jake. 1800 01:27:34,469 --> 01:27:36,096 Hey. I know you feel bad. 1801 01:27:36,179 --> 01:27:37,180 I know you're in incredible pain... 1802 01:27:37,306 --> 01:27:39,683 but you are so close to me going on holiday. 1803 01:27:40,601 --> 01:27:41,685 Come on. 1804 01:27:57,034 --> 01:27:59,578 Dennis! Dennis! Dennis! 1805 01:27:59,703 --> 01:28:02,873 Dennis! Dennis! Dennis! 1806 01:28:02,998 --> 01:28:07,252 Dennis! Dennis! Dennis! 1807 01:28:07,336 --> 01:28:10,047 As we draw tantalizingly close to the finish line... 1808 01:28:10,130 --> 01:28:11,840 here at St. Paul's Cathedral... 1809 01:28:11,923 --> 01:28:14,384 it's safe to say, it's been a very long day... 1810 01:28:14,468 --> 01:28:16,261 for myself and my cameraman. 1811 01:28:16,386 --> 01:28:19,264 It's been a very long day for you watching at home... 1812 01:28:19,348 --> 01:28:20,349 but for Dennis Doyle... 1813 01:28:20,432 --> 01:28:22,976 it's been the single longest day of his life. 1814 01:28:37,908 --> 01:28:38,992 Come on, Dennis! 1815 01:28:39,993 --> 01:28:41,078 Good work, Dennis! 1816 01:28:45,332 --> 01:28:46,875 Hey! Move along! 1817 01:28:46,959 --> 01:28:47,960 That's it. You're there. 1818 01:28:48,043 --> 01:28:49,753 You're sixty feet. 1819 01:28:49,836 --> 01:28:51,171 Fifty- Fifty-eight feet. 1820 01:28:52,214 --> 01:28:53,382 Call it fifty-six and a half feet... 1821 01:28:53,507 --> 01:28:54,508 and you're there. Come on. 1822 01:28:54,591 --> 01:28:57,678 That's my man! My man! 1823 01:29:06,436 --> 01:29:07,521 Come on, come on! 1824 01:29:16,488 --> 01:29:17,572 Dennis, come on. 1825 01:29:19,741 --> 01:29:21,868 Stay down, you shamble of a man. 1826 01:29:21,994 --> 01:29:23,161 Don't get up. 1827 01:29:25,289 --> 01:29:26,373 Dennis! 1828 01:29:27,332 --> 01:29:28,417 Dennis, come on, get up. 1829 01:29:28,542 --> 01:29:30,085 Dennis, you're at the finish line. Get up. 1830 01:29:31,169 --> 01:29:32,796 Dennis, this looks bad. People are talking. 1831 01:29:32,921 --> 01:29:34,006 Get up. 1832 01:29:48,061 --> 01:29:49,146 Hello, Dennis? 1833 01:29:53,525 --> 01:29:55,485 - Dennis! - Dad! 1834 01:30:00,991 --> 01:30:03,285 Dennis! 1835 01:30:03,410 --> 01:30:04,494 Dad! 1836 01:30:21,637 --> 01:30:23,347 Go on! You've got it! Go on! 1837 01:30:26,642 --> 01:30:28,769 Come on, Dennis! Yeah! 1838 01:30:32,773 --> 01:30:33,857 Yeah! 1839 01:30:38,445 --> 01:30:39,529 Dad! 1840 01:30:40,197 --> 01:30:42,741 That was a really stupid thing you did out there today. 1841 01:30:42,866 --> 01:30:44,660 Don't go to Chicago. 1842 01:30:44,785 --> 01:30:46,328 Dad, you won! 1843 01:30:50,832 --> 01:30:52,167 He's done it! 1844 01:30:52,250 --> 01:30:53,961 He's actually done it! 1845 01:30:54,044 --> 01:30:55,128 This morning... 1846 01:30:55,253 --> 01:30:58,757 Dennis Doyle was a humble shop worker from North London! 1847 01:30:58,840 --> 01:31:01,385 Tonight, he goes home a hero! 1848 01:31:01,510 --> 01:31:03,303 Oh, yay. 1849 01:31:03,387 --> 01:31:04,638 And look at that! 1850 01:31:04,721 --> 01:31:05,889 - God damn it. - This extraordinary man... 1851 01:31:05,973 --> 01:31:07,849 collapses into the arms of- 1852 01:31:07,975 --> 01:31:10,435 I think it's backwards here- the woman he loves! 1853 01:31:10,519 --> 01:31:12,980 And, look! He's got a son! 1854 01:31:13,105 --> 01:31:15,148 I didn't know he had a son! 1855 01:31:15,232 --> 01:31:16,775 Did you know he had a son? 1856 01:31:28,078 --> 01:31:29,871 - Hello, Dennis. - Hey. 1857 01:31:43,427 --> 01:31:44,970 - Hi. - Hi. 1858 01:31:45,053 --> 01:31:46,763 Jake, your dad's here! 1859 01:31:46,847 --> 01:31:48,390 How's it goin'? 1860 01:31:48,473 --> 01:31:49,725 - Pretty good. - Good. 1861 01:31:49,850 --> 01:31:51,184 - You? - Yeah. 1862 01:31:51,268 --> 01:31:52,728 Yeah, not bad. 1863 01:31:52,811 --> 01:31:53,895 You still running? 1864 01:31:54,021 --> 01:31:55,981 Every day, hopefully in the right direction. 1865 01:31:59,735 --> 01:32:01,361 Yeah. So... 1866 01:32:02,821 --> 01:32:06,742 Um, Libby, I was thinkin', um... 1867 01:32:09,244 --> 01:32:11,705 - Hi, Dad. - Hey, you. 1868 01:32:14,583 --> 01:32:15,584 Uh, it doesn't matter, actually. 1869 01:32:15,667 --> 01:32:16,918 I'll, um... 1870 01:32:17,002 --> 01:32:18,253 I'll sp- I'll ca- I'll speak to you later. 1871 01:32:18,337 --> 01:32:19,921 - OK. - Say goodbye to your mom. 1872 01:32:20,005 --> 01:32:21,089 Bye, Mom. 1873 01:32:21,214 --> 01:32:22,215 Bye. I'll see you later. 1874 01:32:22,299 --> 01:32:23,467 Bye. 1875 01:32:33,852 --> 01:32:35,812 Libby, I was wondering, would you like to go... 1876 01:32:35,896 --> 01:32:37,773 and have some dinner with me next week? 1877 01:32:42,903 --> 01:32:43,904 You don't have to. It's not, uh... 1878 01:32:43,987 --> 01:32:45,155 Yeah. 1879 01:32:45,280 --> 01:32:46,615 Uh... huh? 1880 01:32:46,698 --> 01:32:48,241 I mean, wow. 1881 01:32:48,325 --> 01:32:49,409 It'd be nice. 1882 01:32:49,534 --> 01:32:51,411 Yeah. Well, it would be. 1883 01:32:55,707 --> 01:32:57,501 I'll, um... I'll give you a call. 1884 01:32:57,584 --> 01:32:58,585 OK. 1885 01:32:58,710 --> 01:33:00,212 Don't know why I did that. It's just- 1886 01:33:01,797 --> 01:33:03,131 OK. Ready? 1887 01:33:03,215 --> 01:33:04,299 Yeah. 1888 01:33:06,760 --> 01:33:08,553 Hello! 1889 01:33:08,679 --> 01:33:10,222 Hello, Dennis! 1890 01:33:11,848 --> 01:33:13,100 Mr. G. 1891 01:33:13,642 --> 01:33:15,602 - Hello, Jake. - Hello. 1892 01:33:15,686 --> 01:33:17,312 I was just doing my spin class. 1893 01:33:17,396 --> 01:33:18,397 It's great fun, isn't it? 1894 01:33:18,480 --> 01:33:20,941 Oh, it's an amazing workout! 1895 01:33:27,197 --> 01:33:28,907 Dad comin' up behind the young contender. 1896 01:33:28,991 --> 01:33:30,158 Come on! Jake! 1897 01:33:30,284 --> 01:33:31,910 Oh, he takes the ball from Jake! 1898 01:33:31,994 --> 01:33:34,371 He has the ball! He's clear! 1899 01:33:34,496 --> 01:33:35,872 Dad! Pass it! 1900 01:33:37,291 --> 01:33:38,292 Dad is clear! 1901 01:33:38,375 --> 01:33:40,085 Give it! 1902 01:33:40,210 --> 01:33:42,004 I'll give you one, too. 1903 01:33:42,129 --> 01:33:44,172 OK, let's go. Good game. 1904 01:33:44,298 --> 01:33:45,924 Jake to Mr. G. 1905 01:33:46,800 --> 01:33:48,260 Yeah, thank you very much. 1906 01:33:48,343 --> 01:33:49,428 Take over, Mr. G. 1907 01:33:50,721 --> 01:33:51,888 There you go, Mr. G. 1908 01:33:52,806 --> 01:33:55,642 All right, I'm gonna- Completely illegal move there. 1909 01:33:55,726 --> 01:33:57,519 Picks up the player, runs with him. 1910 01:33:57,644 --> 01:33:59,021 Runs with him all the way. 1911 01:33:59,104 --> 01:34:00,647 Dad, that's illegal! 1912 01:34:05,485 --> 01:34:06,570 But that's not all. 1913 01:34:07,279 --> 01:34:09,239 Because the guy, he can't barely walk, OK... 1914 01:34:09,364 --> 01:34:11,325 let alone run, but he keeps going... 1915 01:34:11,450 --> 01:34:14,286 and twenty-five miles on a shattered ankle. 1916 01:34:14,369 --> 01:34:15,370 And you know how he did that? 1917 01:34:15,495 --> 01:34:16,663 You know what he said was the one thing... 1918 01:34:16,788 --> 01:34:17,873 that kept him going? 1919 01:34:19,041 --> 01:34:20,292 His trainer never gave up on him. 1920 01:34:20,417 --> 01:34:22,210 He stayed with him the whole way. 1921 01:34:22,336 --> 01:34:23,337 And that was you? 1922 01:34:23,420 --> 01:34:24,504 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 1923 01:34:24,588 --> 01:34:26,214 It's a pretty amazing story, actually. 1924 01:34:26,298 --> 01:34:27,716 I've got a bottle of champagne opened here... 1925 01:34:27,799 --> 01:34:28,884 if you wanna hear it. 1926 01:34:30,594 --> 01:34:31,678 - Sure. - Sure. 1927 01:34:32,179 --> 01:34:33,347 Well, come on up then. 1928 01:34:35,140 --> 01:34:36,141 Aye, aye, aye 1929 01:34:36,224 --> 01:34:37,809 Aye, aye, aye 1930 01:34:37,893 --> 01:34:38,894 Everybody 1931 01:34:38,977 --> 01:34:41,521 Huggin' up the big monkey man 1932 01:34:41,605 --> 01:34:43,065 Aye, aye, aye 1933 01:34:43,148 --> 01:34:44,316 Aye, aye, aye 1934 01:34:44,441 --> 01:34:45,442 Everybody 1935 01:34:45,525 --> 01:34:47,569 Huggin' up the big monkey man 1936 01:34:48,445 --> 01:34:51,782 Never saw you, I only heard of you 1937 01:34:51,865 --> 01:34:54,534 Huggin' up the big monkey man 1938 01:34:54,618 --> 01:34:56,161 I never saw you 1939 01:34:56,244 --> 01:34:58,288 I only heard of you 1940 01:34:58,413 --> 01:35:01,041 Huggin' up the big monkey man 1941 01:35:01,124 --> 01:35:02,668 It's your life 1942 01:35:02,793 --> 01:35:04,920 It's your life 1943 01:35:05,003 --> 01:35:07,047 Huggin' up the big monkey man 1944 01:35:07,839 --> 01:35:09,466 It's your life 1945 01:35:09,549 --> 01:35:11,426 It's your life 1946 01:35:11,551 --> 01:35:13,679 Huggin' up the big monkey man 1947 01:35:14,471 --> 01:35:17,891 Now I know that, now I understand 1948 01:35:17,975 --> 01:35:20,727 Huggin' up the big monkey man 1949 01:35:20,811 --> 01:35:24,398 Now I know that, now I understand 1950 01:35:24,481 --> 01:35:27,109 Huggin' up the big monkey man 1951 01:35:27,192 --> 01:35:28,568 La la la 1952 01:35:28,652 --> 01:35:30,362 La la la 1953 01:35:31,113 --> 01:35:33,156 Huggin' up the big monkey man 1954 01:35:33,782 --> 01:35:35,409 La la la 1955 01:35:35,534 --> 01:35:37,494 La la la 1956 01:35:37,577 --> 01:35:39,705 Huggin' up the big monkey man 1957 01:35:53,802 --> 01:35:55,220 Aye, aye, aye 1958 01:35:55,304 --> 01:35:56,388 Aye, aye, aye 1959 01:35:56,471 --> 01:35:57,472 Everybody 1960 01:35:57,556 --> 01:35:59,933 Huggin' up the big monkey man 1961 01:36:00,017 --> 01:36:01,560 Aye, aye, aye 1962 01:36:01,685 --> 01:36:02,853 Aye, aye, aye 1963 01:36:02,936 --> 01:36:03,937 Everybody 1964 01:36:04,021 --> 01:36:06,481 Huggin' up the big monkey man 1965 01:36:06,565 --> 01:36:10,152 Never saw you, I only heard of you 1966 01:36:10,235 --> 01:36:13,071 Huggin' up the big monkey man 1967 01:36:13,155 --> 01:36:16,825 I never saw you, I only heard of you 1968 01:36:16,908 --> 01:36:19,536 Huggin' up the big monkey man 1969 01:36:19,620 --> 01:36:21,163 It's your life 1970 01:36:21,288 --> 01:36:23,332 It's your life 1971 01:36:23,415 --> 01:36:26,043 Huggin' up the big monkey man 1972 01:36:26,126 --> 01:36:27,669 It's your life 1973 01:36:27,794 --> 01:36:29,838 It's your life 1974 01:36:29,963 --> 01:36:32,799 Huggin' up the big monkey man 1975 01:36:32,883 --> 01:36:36,386 Now I know that, now I understand 1976 01:36:36,470 --> 01:36:38,764 Huggin' up the big monkey man 1977 01:36:39,473 --> 01:36:42,893 Now I know that, now I understand 1978 01:36:43,018 --> 01:36:45,687 Huggin' up the big monkey man 1979 01:36:45,771 --> 01:36:47,481 La la la 1980 01:36:47,564 --> 01:36:49,524 La la la 1981 01:36:49,650 --> 01:36:52,110 Huggin' up the big monkey man 1982 01:36:52,235 --> 01:36:53,946 La la la 1983 01:36:54,029 --> 01:36:55,489 La la la 1984 01:36:56,198 --> 01:36:58,575 Huggin' up the big monkey man 1985 01:37:31,566 --> 01:37:33,026 Keep on runnin' 1986 01:37:35,153 --> 01:37:37,197 Keep on hidin' 1987 01:37:38,657 --> 01:37:41,368 One fine day, I'm gonna be the one 1988 01:37:41,451 --> 01:37:43,412 To make you understand 1989 01:37:44,329 --> 01:37:46,873 Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be your man 1990 01:37:50,794 --> 01:37:52,170 Keep on runnin' 1991 01:37:54,298 --> 01:37:56,591 Runnin' from my arms 1992 01:37:57,676 --> 01:38:00,429 One fine day, I'm gonna be the one 1993 01:38:00,554 --> 01:38:02,598 To make you understand 1994 01:38:03,432 --> 01:38:06,184 Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be your man 1995 01:38:08,270 --> 01:38:09,438 Hey, hey, hey 1996 01:38:09,521 --> 01:38:12,608 Everyone keeps talkin' about me 1997 01:38:12,691 --> 01:38:14,901 It makes me feel so sad 1998 01:38:15,027 --> 01:38:16,361 Hey, hey, hey 1999 01:38:16,445 --> 01:38:19,698 Everyone is laughin' at me 2000 01:38:19,781 --> 01:38:21,742 It makes me feel so bad 2001 01:38:21,825 --> 01:38:23,619 So keep on runnin' 2002 01:38:25,537 --> 01:38:27,080 Keep on runnin' 2003 01:38:29,041 --> 01:38:30,626 Keep on runnin' 2004 01:38:32,544 --> 01:38:34,046 Keep on runnin' 2005 01:38:39,635 --> 01:38:41,053 Keep on runnin' 2006 01:38:42,930 --> 01:38:45,223 Runnin' from my arms 2007 01:38:46,475 --> 01:38:49,227 One fine day, I'm gonna be the one 2008 01:38:49,311 --> 01:38:51,980 To make you understand 2009 01:38:52,064 --> 01:38:54,775 Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be your man 2010 01:38:57,027 --> 01:38:58,195 Hey, hey, hey 2011 01:38:58,278 --> 01:39:01,365 Everyone keeps talkin' about me 2012 01:39:01,490 --> 01:39:03,784 It makes me feel so sad 2013 01:39:03,867 --> 01:39:05,118 Hey, hey, hey 2014 01:39:05,202 --> 01:39:08,288 Everyone is laughin' at me 2015 01:39:08,413 --> 01:39:10,457 It makes me feel so bad 2016 01:39:10,540 --> 01:39:12,334 So keep on runnin' 2017 01:39:14,378 --> 01:39:16,755 Runnin' from my arms 2018 01:39:17,798 --> 01:39:20,467 One fine day, I'm gonna be the one 2019 01:39:20,550 --> 01:39:22,594 To make you understand 2020 01:39:23,553 --> 01:39:26,265 Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be your man 2021 01:39:27,599 --> 01:39:29,559 I'm gonna be your man 2022 01:39:31,186 --> 01:39:33,063 I'm gonna be your man 2023 01:39:34,690 --> 01:39:36,650 I'm gonna be your man 2024 01:39:38,193 --> 01:39:40,153 I'm gonna be your man 2025 01:39:41,655 --> 01:39:44,032 I'm gonna be your man 2026 01:39:45,117 --> 01:39:47,244 I'm gonna be your man 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