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Nam etsi ambulavero
in medio umbrae mortis,
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non timebo mala,
quoniam tu mecum es.
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Virga tua et baculus tuus
ipsa me consolata sunt.
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She was furious with
me, because if I had my law degree,
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I could have represented us.
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The jury ruled against me.
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I told my lawyer
I considered suicide.
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I drove home from Nyack,
and guess what?
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She had left me.
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I recall almost
a sigh of relief...
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Somehow it
made a lasting impression on her life.
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My first child came easy enough.
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But with Patricia, they had to
open me up under anesthesia.
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I've often thought that
perhaps the reason...
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I told them when I got here,
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"Okay, I explored
the criminal lifestyle."
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But I was an altar boy,
for Christ's sake.
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Moltisanti is a religious name.
And still I'm fucked.
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I met death on Route 23,
not too far from here.
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But that was much later.
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Back in 1967, the man
wearing the hat was my father.
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In those days,
he didn't have a son.
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Five dollars says
I spot him first.
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I don't got five dollars.
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Then you better win,
gagootz. Huh?
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Uncle Dick, think fast.
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Oh, you want to fight, huh?
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The little fat
kid is my uncle, Tony. Soprano.
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You got nothing.
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Well, we call him
my uncle, by marriage.
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He choked me to death.
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There! Pay up.
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We have a winner,
ladies and gents.
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Huh?
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My grandfather
and his brother were with
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the DiMeo crime family
in Newark.
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My grandfather was an associate,
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- but he stacked more scharol...
- Pop!
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Than any of the made guys.
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Hey, there he is!
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Including a Cadillac dealership.
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Cara mia, fammi presentare
mio figlio, Richard Moltisanti.
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Everybody calls me Dickie.
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Welcome to America.
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Benvenuta.
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America!
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Most guys 65 go to Europe on
vacation, they come back with the gout.
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You come back with the winner,
Miss Provolone, 1967.
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Oh. Antonio Soprano.
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U picceri.
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After he murdered me,
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Tony gave my wife and baby
his pocket change.
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But that was much later.
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E squisita.
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I'm embarrassed. You're all
such great cooks over there.
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Can you translate for me?
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Forget it.
She understands enough.
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Giuseppina, what
does your family do over there?
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Mio padre--
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The fascists killed her old man.
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Her mother never recovered.
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Fuckin' Mussolini.
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I don't get it. When I was a
kid, you and Vito Genovese
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always praised Mussolini.
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Let's not talk politics
at the table.
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But I'll tell you, Dick,
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it's paradise over there.
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On the one hand,
you can't believe the beauty.
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On the other hand,
they don't even have toilets.
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I told Giuseppina that "you're gonna
live the life of a proud American lady.
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And I'm gonna have my
second set of children with you."
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And they'll be deluged
with a life
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that they could never even
imagine over there.
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Like you were, Dick, as a kid.
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These'll be your
brothers and sisters.
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So... Giuseppina
is your stepmother, Dickie.
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Yeah.
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It wasn't me who ripped you off!
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Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?
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Come on!
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- Shit!
- Harold.
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All right, already.
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This punk ass snapper.
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Japped one of our runners,
took 600 bucks.
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I want a full bag tomorrow.
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Who the fuck are you?
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The guy who one time put out somebody's
eye for talkin' to him like that.
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You winded there, Jesse Owens?
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I gotta quit smoking.
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I agree.
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Can't I get you
to switch to Newports?
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Hey, Harold. My son here say
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he gonna be Hank Aaron
when he grown up.
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I'm gonna hit 318 like him.
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Hmm. 318, your lucky
number, boy, play it.
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Yeah. Numbers is the only chance
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Black folks got to get
out of this sinkhole city.
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How does that work, anyway?
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Well, you pick out
three numbers,
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like for you, 3-1-8.
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You bet a quarter,
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and if your numbers
come on at the racetrack,
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then you win $125 for a quarter.
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- For a quarter?
- Mmm.
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Bet a dollar, you get $500.
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- You shitting me, Harold?
- Uh!
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What if my numbers
don't come out?
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Well, if your numbers don't
hit, you don't get nothing.
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Harold collects everybody's
bets and gives it to the Man.
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How you think the Italians
drive those long, fancy cars
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and wear those diamond
Swiss watches on their wrists?
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Thank you. Thank you,
everybody, welcome.
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Uh...
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Well, mostly, I...
I just want to say how pr...
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Knock it off, Anthony.
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I want to say how proud I am
of my big girl, Janice...
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who is today...
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a woman.
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Cheers!
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You know, Janice, she, uh...
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She went to her catechism.
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She practiced her Latin.
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She even stopped watching
those two stunods, Sonny and Cher,
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long enough to think
about God, huh?
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Too much fucking salt on this.
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At least for a minute or two,
but... boy, did she cost me.
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You know, I made a bet that, uh,
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Janice would not do
her religious duties.
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But if Janice did,
you know, got confirmed...
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I'd shave off my mustache.
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Ooh...
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- Enjoy.
- His comare told him
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it makes him
look like Robert Goulet.
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This stuff ain't so authentic.
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Ow!
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Just use your fork.
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But, you know, the gravy's good.
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- Oh. Come here.
- Your daughter's confirmation.
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Congrats, skip.
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I'm here, too, Mr. Handsome.
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Yeah, and looking like
a million dollars.
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And not Mexican dollars, either.
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What are you talking about?
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Same fucking gang. Colored
kids hit one of my colored runners.
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Threw him a beating.
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You believe this? How these
people prey on their own?
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Hey, Boot DiMeo's gonna
rag on me when he sees this.
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It looks bad too,
perception-wise.
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Even the papers say the numbers is
the biggest percentage of our cash flow.
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Junior's right, you gotta get
your arms around this.
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You got big ears there, gagootz?
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Big brother, go and get
yourself some Pez.
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Silvio, Puss, come here.
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- Marone!
- Oh!
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Ah? The second
Mrs. Hollywood Dick.
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I was just explaining
to His Holiness, here.
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I think I went to school
with your father.
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Calogero Dante.
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"Butch."
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He said you were a bully.
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Whoa, what do we got here? The
Italian actress, Sophia Lotsa-Pizza.
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Get out of here,
you fucking mutt!
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Uh... Sorry.
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Buddha. It's Joe D.
He's up at the Boot's Mansion.
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Mr. DiMaggio. Come stai?
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Your saints name you took
in church today, Apollonia?
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She's the patron saint
of dentists.
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Take it from me, chains are
more effective than snow tires.
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Why didn't you bring
the missus, Dick?
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I tried, but the poor kid's
self-conscious about her English.
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She's making progress, though.
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I didn't catch the name.
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Pussy.
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Don't worry, Father,
it's not what you think it is.
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This is my dog.
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This is my dog.
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This is your dog.
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This is your dog.
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Your dog.
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Buddy
Durham in the light trunks...
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the white trunks.
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Durham has always been known
as a counter-puncher...
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Huh...
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He gets a great hook in there.
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Hey.
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What did you learn to say?
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This... is... his... ball.
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Whose ball?
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Spot.
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Oh, I think this is
a waste of money.
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We hear from
Hoboken's own Chairman of the Board.
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Hi, there,
my name is Francis Albert Sinatra
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and I got news for you.
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Here's your host,
William B. Williams.
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My mother met
his mother once. Frank.
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Frank? He grabbed me
to go to some party once.
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It was on the Upper East Side,
it was a penthouse.
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Some celebrity,
I don't know who.
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So... he and Dean, they have this
donkey brought downstairs to the basement.
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And the donkey's just stuffed
full of laxatives, right?
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So they put it in
the private elevator.
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They send the private
elevator up, the door opens,
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and the donkey starts kicking and
shitting over everybody in the party!
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Oh!
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Ah, your sister's cunt!
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Junior, it's the Summer of Love.
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♪ And though
It's just a line to you ♪
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♪ For me it's true And never
seemed so right before... ♪
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Nice car.
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You a friend of Dickie's?
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No English.
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Oh!
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Hopalong Che Si Dice!
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It's fucking light again?
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Picked up from most of the
runners, but this kid, Overall...
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Who the fuck is Overall?
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He's a crazy young motherfucker
that runs the Saints.
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Leon Overall.
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He's from East Orange.
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My cousin's, uh, the placekicker
over at the high school over there.
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Yeah, well me and Harold played
East Orange Thanksgiving game.
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We used to beat 'em
every fucking year.
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You should have
seen this man run.
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Are you sure you don't
got no Black blood?
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That's Sicilians.
I'm Napoletano.
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Oh! I'm Siciliano.
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Come on. Come over here.
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The big picture, you told me this
thing was over with the Black Saints.
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I know, I...
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thought I schooled the kid,
Overall, when I whupped him, but...
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He's got a wild hair
across his ass.
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I gotta know, Harold...
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aren't you humiliated
by what you just said?
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I know I would be.
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You're a grown man.
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Fucking punk street gang?
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Come on in, son. Have a seat.
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I think we lost him.
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Hold up. Hold up. Turn around.
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Would I for sure be going
to Vietnam? Like my dream?
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You heard about the G.I. Bill?
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Yeah, college. Sure.
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Thinking about being a...
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- scientist.
- Hmm.
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Wait over there.
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No, this... this war
wasn't my idea!
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Isola, turn that light out.
I'm trying to sleep.
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That's why I brought you
a 7 and 7, baby.
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What's the matter with you?
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Goddamn Gentleman
Dickie Moltisanti.
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Always comes to me
to handle his nasty work.
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00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,935
Done made you his house nigga.
253
00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:21,947
Put it away.
254
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,059
The army won't take me now.
255
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,064
I always wanted
to join up, but I...
256
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,667
I had two felony convictions.
257
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:42,901
Take you?
258
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:48,073
Happened to stop by a recruiting
office today, and it made me remember.
259
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:51,710
Brothers doing all the dying
over there. We don't need no more.
260
00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:53,730
Well, somebody's gonna to win
the Medal of Honor.
261
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,248
Not a Black man.
262
00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:58,049
Please.
263
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:01,553
Ooh, baby, you are
a riot tonight.
264
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:21,607
Make a right here.
265
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:22,775
It's a one-way.
266
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,376
Fuck it, make the right.
267
00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:42,627
Fuck.
268
00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:57,276
Step out of the car.
269
00:17:57,376 --> 00:17:59,311
I know what I did, Officer.
270
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:13,725
♪ Soften my dreams
with your sigh ♪
271
00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:19,465
♪ Tell me you love me... ♪
272
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,341
Oh!
273
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:39,518
Hey, why aren't they home,
sleeping till noon?
274
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:43,856
Two officers picked up some colored
taxi driver, had to rough him up a little.
275
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,357
These morons think
we killed him.
276
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:47,659
It spread around
the Central Ward that way.
277
00:18:47,759 --> 00:18:49,559
They broke windows
up and down Belmont Avenue.
278
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,172
They're throwing bricks
and bottles at us.
279
00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:52,941
We got two officers
had to go to the hospital.
280
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,466
No shit.
281
00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:56,177
Hah!
282
00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:58,203
You ain't nothin'
without that badge!
283
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,672
You think this is funny?
284
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:04,042
♪ Let's make amends ♪
285
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:07,446
♪ Soften my dreams... ♪
286
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:16,455
♪ Tell me you love me
for a day... ♪
287
00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:25,230
Get the fuck away from the car!
288
00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:41,680
♪ How lucky can one guy be ♪
289
00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:44,750
♪ I kissed her
and she kissed me ♪
290
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,019
♪ Like the fella once said ♪
291
00:19:50,088 --> 00:19:52,500
Ladies and gentlemen,
let's hear it for our host tonight.
292
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:54,893
They call him
Gentleman Dick Moltisanti.
293
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,066
Ahh!
294
00:20:06,171 --> 00:20:07,171
Paulie.
295
00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:08,874
This?
296
00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:16,348
It's about time. Pinto the Butcher
sent over some capuzzelle.
297
00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:18,050
The fuck happen to you?
298
00:20:20,852 --> 00:20:22,854
There's something you gotta see.
299
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:38,904
What the fuck?
300
00:20:39,771 --> 00:20:41,640
That's Belmont Avenue.
301
00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:41,767
You wanna get smart now?
302
00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:43,769
Ma vaffanculo!
303
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:22,007
Why don't you go after
the ditsoon, huh?
304
00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:23,742
They almost
burned the city down.
305
00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:25,377
Oh, you'll hold the door, huh.
306
00:22:25,477 --> 00:22:26,978
Daddy!
307
00:22:27,045 --> 00:22:28,823
- Janice, go home!
- Daddy!
308
00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:30,215
Go home! Take the bus.
309
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,390
Hey, stop! Stop!
310
00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:39,991
Agh!
311
00:22:40,058 --> 00:22:41,593
Anthony!
312
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:45,430
Anthony! What are
you doing here?
313
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,108
My God!
314
00:22:57,242 --> 00:22:58,677
What did they do?
315
00:22:58,744 --> 00:23:00,545
We raided a card game,
but we got lucky.
316
00:23:00,612 --> 00:23:02,781
Picked up your husband
on an outstanding warrant.
317
00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:03,782
Had to take 'em somewhere.
318
00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:05,117
Warrant? For what?
319
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,252
Assault with a deadly weapon.
320
00:23:07,352 --> 00:23:08,587
The Lobster Trap Restaurant?
321
00:23:08,687 --> 00:23:10,222
That wasn't him.
He didn't do that.
322
00:23:10,288 --> 00:23:11,288
Where is he?
323
00:23:11,356 --> 00:23:12,758
Downtown.
324
00:23:12,858 --> 00:23:14,535
He's downtown, where he
might get burned to death?
325
00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:16,437
What are you people thinking?
326
00:23:16,461 --> 00:23:18,296
Janice, shut up with that!
327
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:21,032
What were the two of you doing
at that card game?
328
00:23:21,099 --> 00:23:23,435
Dad took Janice to ride the
rides while he played cards.
329
00:23:23,535 --> 00:23:27,639
But he wouldn't take me because I
passed gas while he was eating lunch.
330
00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:30,709
Get inside, both of you!
331
00:23:33,111 --> 00:23:34,111
Anthony!
332
00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:55,801
Standing in the
ruins Of another Black man's life
333
00:23:55,901 --> 00:24:00,939
Or flying through the valley
Separating day and night
334
00:24:01,006 --> 00:24:04,609
"I am death," cried the vulture
335
00:24:04,676 --> 00:24:07,412
"For the people of the night"
336
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:17,689
In a wilderness of heartbreak
And a desert of despair
337
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:22,761
Evil's clarion of justice
Shrieks a cry of naked terror
338
00:24:22,828 --> 00:24:27,866
Taking babies from their mommas
Leaving grief beyond compare
339
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:30,702
Please help me! Help me!
Please, help me!
340
00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:35,373
So if you see the
vulture coming Flying circles in your mind
341
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:38,543
Remember, there is no escaping
342
00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:42,113
For he will follow close behind
343
00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:44,649
Only promise me a battle
344
00:24:44,716 --> 00:24:48,186
Battle for your soul and mine
345
00:24:49,221 --> 00:24:50,856
And mine
346
00:24:50,956 --> 00:24:53,191
Talk to
young Negro men on the street
347
00:24:53,291 --> 00:24:55,627
and they will
tell you, they say,
348
00:24:55,694 --> 00:24:59,064
they're supposed to go away and die
for this country that isn't really theirs?
349
00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:02,234
This tells you right there that
for understandable reasons,
350
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:05,237
they don't consider themselves
complete Americans.
351
00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:07,405
And I don't say this
comprises all of them,
352
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:10,542
but it's obvious the reason
they can burn their own homes...
353
00:25:11,376 --> 00:25:12,544
Huge fire.
354
00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:15,347
Ashes.
355
00:25:29,427 --> 00:25:31,396
Thought I heard somebody fall.
356
00:25:32,831 --> 00:25:34,499
You fall this morning?
357
00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:37,903
I tripped in the bathtub.
358
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,338
Oh.
359
00:25:40,405 --> 00:25:43,875
You shouldn't wear
your sunglasses in the tub, you know?
360
00:25:51,283 --> 00:25:52,617
He's got a temper.
361
00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:54,853
È arrabbiato, my father.
362
00:25:57,422 --> 00:25:59,291
He start to yell.
363
00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:02,193
Yeah, he wasn't like this
back in Ariano?
364
00:26:02,260 --> 00:26:06,298
'Cause he used to...
me, as a kid.
365
00:26:07,065 --> 00:26:08,567
Every day.
366
00:26:10,602 --> 00:26:13,038
I should have stayed there.
367
00:26:13,104 --> 00:26:14,406
No.
368
00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:20,745
Maybe I come to
America for America money.
369
00:26:21,813 --> 00:26:22,914
But...
370
00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:28,420
But here,
in America, he become...
371
00:26:29,888 --> 00:26:30,922
Uno stronzo!
372
00:26:37,762 --> 00:26:40,231
I think maybe
you still love him.
373
00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:52,143
What's the matter with you?
374
00:26:53,678 --> 00:26:55,413
My wife's right inside.
375
00:26:59,150 --> 00:27:00,919
You're my father's wife.
376
00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:01,212
Oh.
377
00:28:03,381 --> 00:28:04,916
Where are you going?
378
00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:08,920
I'm going down to Rexall. The
doc switched my blood thinner.
379
00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:10,422
I'll ride with you.
380
00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:23,535
What?
381
00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:25,670
How high did she bounce?
382
00:28:25,737 --> 00:28:27,172
What are you talking about?
383
00:28:27,238 --> 00:28:28,940
When you threw her
down the stairs.
384
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,076
Got two left feet.
385
00:28:31,176 --> 00:28:32,820
'Cause you used to throw
my mother down the stairs.
386
00:28:32,844 --> 00:28:34,522
I didn't like it then,
I don't like it now.
387
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:37,515
Well, some women like the
rough stuff. Don't ask me why.
388
00:28:37,582 --> 00:28:41,853
Yeah, it's funny how they're all
attracted to Hollywood Dick Moltisanti.
389
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,055
You wanted to get
into her fucking pants
390
00:28:44,122 --> 00:28:45,957
since the day
I brought her over.
391
00:28:46,057 --> 00:28:49,127
I give you permission to picture
her while you're jerking off.
392
00:28:49,227 --> 00:28:52,197
I promise you, you hurt her
again, you're going down the stairs.
393
00:28:52,263 --> 00:28:54,375
- Who the fuck do you think you're fucking talking to?
- You got away with it
394
00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:55,900
once with Mom.
But I was a little kid.
395
00:28:55,967 --> 00:28:57,278
You're not getting away
with it again.
396
00:28:57,302 --> 00:29:01,473
Oh, I marry sluts.
What do I know?
397
00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:06,111
Ow! Hey! Get... Get
your fucking... Get off me!
398
00:29:06,211 --> 00:29:07,211
Hey! Hey!
399
00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:16,253
Dick...
400
00:29:34,339 --> 00:29:35,607
Pop.
401
00:29:48,353 --> 00:29:49,454
Pop?
402
00:30:49,747 --> 00:30:52,150
Uncle Dickie.
403
00:30:52,217 --> 00:30:54,686
Anthony, what the fuck
are you doing?
404
00:30:54,752 --> 00:30:56,254
The city's burning down.
405
00:30:56,354 --> 00:30:57,522
Over on Springfield Avenue.
406
00:30:57,589 --> 00:30:59,591
Dickie? Who blew the horn?
407
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:01,559
I'm working on the car.
408
00:31:01,659 --> 00:31:03,394
You want pork chops tonight?
409
00:31:03,494 --> 00:31:04,729
Yeah, that's fine.
410
00:31:04,829 --> 00:31:06,207
Can I watch you work on the car?
411
00:31:06,231 --> 00:31:07,498
With the applesauce?
412
00:31:07,565 --> 00:31:09,667
I don't know what sauce!
413
00:31:09,734 --> 00:31:11,336
I gotta go out for a while.
414
00:31:11,402 --> 00:31:12,570
Can I?
415
00:31:13,504 --> 00:31:14,505
Can you what?
416
00:31:14,572 --> 00:31:16,174
Watch.
417
00:31:16,241 --> 00:31:18,441
What the fuck did I just say,
God damn it? Now, go home!
418
00:31:28,686 --> 00:31:30,855
From the newsroom.
419
00:31:30,922 --> 00:31:34,292
American warplanes have expanded
the air war over North Vietnam
420
00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:37,395
with the bombing of five
previously untouched targets
421
00:31:37,462 --> 00:31:40,198
near the heart of
the port city of Haiphong.
422
00:31:40,265 --> 00:31:44,302
Four of the new targets, one of them
only a mile and a half from Haiphong...
423
00:32:00,652 --> 00:32:02,654
Democratic Majority Leader
Mike Mansfield
424
00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:04,594
- sounded a warning tonight...
- Go ahead, sir.
425
00:32:05,623 --> 00:32:06,624
He's white.
426
00:33:52,196 --> 00:34:00,196
♪ Summertime will be
a love-in there ♪
427
00:34:00,738 --> 00:34:07,912
♪ In the streets
of San Francisco... ♪
428
00:34:08,012 --> 00:34:10,081
Three guesses
who they blame this on.
429
00:34:10,181 --> 00:34:11,392
The Harlem Globetrotters.
430
00:34:15,086 --> 00:34:16,187
Shh.
431
00:34:28,966 --> 00:34:34,305
They called him Hollywood Dick.
Imagine what he looks like now.
432
00:34:34,405 --> 00:34:36,808
Tell Ma what you told me,
about the bird.
433
00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:39,043
There was a bird in the garage.
434
00:34:39,110 --> 00:34:40,110
So?
435
00:34:40,144 --> 00:34:41,412
It means somebody's gonna die.
436
00:34:41,479 --> 00:34:44,215
You're talking through your hat.
437
00:34:44,282 --> 00:34:47,985
A bird would never fly into a
garage to announce a death.
438
00:34:48,085 --> 00:34:49,754
A house is another matter.
439
00:34:52,824 --> 00:34:54,325
Poor Dickie.
440
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,495
I still can't believe it.
441
00:35:09,273 --> 00:35:12,844
I gotta talk to Johnny Soprano,
the putrescible trash routes.
442
00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:14,679
The Sposato Brothers
are making a grab.
443
00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:17,281
You didn't hear? Johnny's gonna
be a guest of the government.
444
00:35:17,348 --> 00:35:18,850
He couldn't make bail.
445
00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:21,119
When my brother's away,
everything goes through me.
446
00:35:21,185 --> 00:35:22,453
You got diarrhea?
447
00:35:23,921 --> 00:35:25,123
Comedian.
448
00:35:31,662 --> 00:35:33,030
The three C's I owe you.
449
00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:35,500
What the fuck is this?
It's supposed to be cash.
450
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:36,934
That's an RCA.
451
00:35:41,172 --> 00:35:42,507
What am I gonna do with this?
452
00:35:53,284 --> 00:35:55,153
What a blow.
453
00:35:55,219 --> 00:35:58,019
Yeah, well, at
least you still got your brother. I'm...
454
00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:03,060
Yeah. I got nobody.
455
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:06,831
Dickie, consider me your
brother from now on, huh?
456
00:36:14,138 --> 00:36:16,007
Where's your brother?
457
00:36:16,073 --> 00:36:19,177
He went to see if he could sneak
into the room where they do the bodies.
458
00:36:21,746 --> 00:36:23,414
In Newark tonight,
459
00:36:23,514 --> 00:36:26,017
state troopers and the
National Guard ceased...
460
00:36:26,083 --> 00:36:27,318
You son of a bitch.
461
00:36:27,385 --> 00:36:29,587
You can't watch
television in here.
462
00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:31,822
Vincent, it's the news.
463
00:36:31,889 --> 00:36:33,367
President Johnson,
we've been told,
464
00:36:33,391 --> 00:36:35,226
has been following
the situation...
465
00:36:35,326 --> 00:36:40,164
Ah, they're never gonna catch
those bastards. I told the cops.
466
00:36:40,231 --> 00:36:45,436
In the dull and commonplace
occurrences of day-to-day living,
467
00:36:45,536 --> 00:36:52,243
one thing stands out as a
completely unique experience: Colt .45.
468
00:36:54,946 --> 00:36:56,280
Jesus Christ.
469
00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:58,416
The fuck's the matter with you?
470
00:36:58,516 --> 00:37:01,752
You have no respect for my
father, you fucking animals!
471
00:37:01,852 --> 00:37:03,588
He's dead!
472
00:37:03,688 --> 00:37:05,532
Looks like the riots are
ending though, Dick, that's good news.
473
00:37:05,556 --> 00:37:08,059
I wish that
the shooter killed you!
474
00:37:08,125 --> 00:37:09,727
All of you!
475
00:37:21,405 --> 00:37:23,140
John Francis Soprano.
476
00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:25,743
On the charge of assault
with a deadly weapon,
477
00:37:25,810 --> 00:37:29,146
I hereby sentence you
to no more than five
478
00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:33,317
and no less than two years
in Rahway State Prison.
479
00:38:10,488 --> 00:38:12,023
Uncle Sally.
480
00:38:13,457 --> 00:38:15,593
I'm Dickie,
your brother Dick's boy.
481
00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:26,370
How are you?
482
00:38:28,272 --> 00:38:32,343
You know, I'm sorry, I know I
never came to visit you before.
483
00:38:32,443 --> 00:38:34,011
My father wouldn't allow it.
484
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:43,354
I came to tell you...
485
00:38:44,889 --> 00:38:48,893
your brother, my dad...
he passed.
486
00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:51,195
They burned him up in the riots.
487
00:38:52,863 --> 00:38:55,566
I brought you some sfogliatelle.
488
00:38:56,701 --> 00:38:58,469
I don't eat dairy.
489
00:38:59,136 --> 00:39:00,136
Oh.
490
00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:06,310
Well, you being
out here isolated,
491
00:39:06,377 --> 00:39:07,845
out of contact with the family,
492
00:39:07,912 --> 00:39:09,480
my old man said you deserved it,
493
00:39:09,547 --> 00:39:12,583
but I want to do whatever I can
to help you from now.
494
00:39:12,683 --> 00:39:14,685
It wasn't right
how they treated you.
495
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:17,555
I was 25.
496
00:39:17,655 --> 00:39:21,425
I murdered a made guy
in our own family.
497
00:39:21,525 --> 00:39:24,829
I'm here for a good reason.
You don't need to help me.
498
00:39:25,830 --> 00:39:27,098
But...
499
00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:28,733
What do you want, Richard?
500
00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:36,841
I'll be honest with you.
501
00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:41,112
I want to do a good deed.
502
00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:42,446
Huh!
503
00:39:42,546 --> 00:39:43,881
A what?
504
00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:46,751
A good deed.
505
00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:54,859
Miles.
506
00:39:54,925 --> 00:39:57,027
Birth of the Cool.
507
00:39:58,462 --> 00:39:59,463
What?
508
00:39:59,563 --> 00:40:00,564
It's a record.
509
00:40:00,631 --> 00:40:02,900
I'm a jazz nut.
510
00:40:02,967 --> 00:40:05,536
Bring me a copy
next time you come.
511
00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:07,438
If you come.
512
00:40:23,387 --> 00:40:25,289
- Quant'e bella!
- Sì?
513
00:40:26,056 --> 00:40:28,259
It's so beautiful.
514
00:40:29,927 --> 00:40:31,962
We're gonna go down
to Bamberger's.
515
00:40:32,062 --> 00:40:34,465
We're gonna fill
the place with furniture.
516
00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:37,435
Madonna mia.
517
00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:40,504
Mmm.
518
00:40:42,773 --> 00:40:44,809
Could you give us a few minutes?
519
00:40:44,909 --> 00:40:46,243
You got it.
520
00:40:58,022 --> 00:41:00,524
Aunt Concetta says
you've been looking for a job.
521
00:41:00,624 --> 00:41:04,195
At, uh, DiLorenzo Brothers
Beauty Parlor.
522
00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:06,197
I cut hair back in Ariano.
523
00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:08,365
You don't need to do that.
524
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,468
I want to keep
taking care of you.
525
00:41:10,534 --> 00:41:14,805
But I like to work, Dickie.
And America has so many work.
526
00:41:14,872 --> 00:41:18,209
Un giorno, I want to have
my own beauty parlor.
527
00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:20,711
Well, you're not gonna work
for those two fanooks.
528
00:41:21,779 --> 00:41:23,481
The DiLorenzos?
529
00:41:46,737 --> 00:41:48,305
Motherfucker.
530
00:41:48,372 --> 00:41:51,141
I like that word.
531
00:41:51,208 --> 00:41:52,743
Motherfucker.
532
00:42:01,085 --> 00:42:02,419
Eighteen. Paul's birthday.
533
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,188
We don't take Beatle birthdays.
534
00:42:04,255 --> 00:42:06,090
We'd go broke.
535
00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:09,593
Fuck it. Make it eight.
Micky Dolenz.
536
00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:13,931
I dreamed about Whitey Ford
last night. He wears number 16.
537
00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:18,245
The boys basketball team
is playing St. Stephen's this afternoon.
538
00:42:18,269 --> 00:42:21,405
The high temperature today
will be 53 degrees.
539
00:42:21,505 --> 00:42:25,509
Faculty advisory, absentees: 16.
540
00:42:25,576 --> 00:42:27,711
Sixteen, I hit the number!
541
00:42:29,580 --> 00:42:31,582
You gotta talk to him.
542
00:42:31,682 --> 00:42:33,660
- Johnny should do it.
- You're the only one he listens to.
543
00:42:33,684 --> 00:42:35,262
Johnny should do it. You're
gonna see him visiting day.
544
00:42:35,286 --> 00:42:36,696
Side door's open.
545
00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:38,122
Johnny's just gonna
want to hit him,
546
00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:40,257
and he can't because of
the glass partition
547
00:42:40,357 --> 00:42:42,293
and he's just gonna
get frustrated.
548
00:42:44,061 --> 00:42:47,131
- Hey, Jun'.
- I got some Lady Schick blow dryers.
549
00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:49,600
Livia, take one for yourself.
One for Janice.
550
00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:51,435
I got bigger problems
than blow dryers.
551
00:42:51,535 --> 00:42:53,470
Anthony got kicked
out of school.
552
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:55,272
Let me go talk to him.
553
00:42:55,372 --> 00:42:57,551
I promised Johnny I'd take
care of Tony while he was in jail.
554
00:42:57,575 --> 00:43:00,144
The way you talk,
you just confuse him.
555
00:43:00,244 --> 00:43:01,946
He only listens to Dickie.
556
00:43:02,046 --> 00:43:03,981
Ma vaffanculo.
557
00:43:04,081 --> 00:43:06,750
Jun', leave me
a blower for Joanne.
558
00:43:11,622 --> 00:43:12,923
What are you reading?
559
00:43:15,392 --> 00:43:18,596
Oh, can't you read
a regular comic?
560
00:43:18,662 --> 00:43:20,631
You know, Superman, Jughead.
561
00:43:20,731 --> 00:43:23,133
It's about some
Jewish girl and a knight.
562
00:43:23,233 --> 00:43:24,735
And Robin Hood's in it.
563
00:43:24,802 --> 00:43:28,172
I didn't know they had Jews
back in the Middle Ages.
564
00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:30,307
Well... the Bible.
565
00:43:30,407 --> 00:43:33,510
Anyway, your mother
asked me to talk to you, so...
566
00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:36,280
What, about getting
suspended from school?
567
00:43:36,347 --> 00:43:38,349
Hey, put that down, huh?
568
00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:39,683
Sorry.
569
00:43:46,657 --> 00:43:49,860
You know I don't like to
lean on you about stuff.
570
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:53,430
But you can't start a
gambling operation at school.
571
00:43:53,497 --> 00:43:54,932
I know that...
572
00:43:54,999 --> 00:43:56,266
now.
573
00:43:56,333 --> 00:43:58,535
Hey, don't bullshit me.
You always knew it.
574
00:43:58,636 --> 00:44:00,704
And it's not just the
gambling. It's everything.
575
00:44:00,804 --> 00:44:04,108
The cherry bombs at the YMCA, letting
the air out of Mrs. Russo's tires...
576
00:44:04,174 --> 00:44:05,854
- I apologized to her!
- You talk big about
577
00:44:05,943 --> 00:44:07,587
wanting to be on the
football team in high school
578
00:44:07,611 --> 00:44:09,446
and you're smoking already? Oh!
579
00:44:09,513 --> 00:44:12,149
You gotta have
a better attitude.
580
00:44:12,216 --> 00:44:14,852
With your father gone, your
mother's got a lot on her plate.
581
00:44:14,952 --> 00:44:16,854
You gotta be good.
582
00:44:16,954 --> 00:44:19,390
I don't want to go
through this again.
583
00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:21,058
I try to be good.
584
00:44:21,158 --> 00:44:24,561
I don't think so. Try harder.
585
00:44:28,899 --> 00:44:30,067
Pinky swear?
586
00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:31,468
Jesus.
587
00:44:31,535 --> 00:44:33,570
Hey, you don't talk
to me like that.
588
00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:36,240
See, you're not listening.
589
00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:39,176
Fine. Pinky swear.
590
00:44:47,017 --> 00:44:48,652
All right.
591
00:44:51,055 --> 00:44:53,057
One time I went to Playland...
592
00:44:53,157 --> 00:44:56,393
I saw the cops shoot a friend
of my dad's right in the back.
593
00:44:56,493 --> 00:45:00,831
Yeah, Chickie Sasso. He still
can't move his bowels like normal.
594
00:45:04,234 --> 00:45:06,036
I don't want that
to happen to me.
595
00:45:06,103 --> 00:45:09,273
And it won't, gagootz.
Not while I'm around.
596
00:45:09,373 --> 00:45:11,909
We're gonna see that it don't.
597
00:45:30,794 --> 00:45:34,765
Junior. Junior.
Where's Candy tonight?
598
00:45:34,865 --> 00:45:36,133
Migraine.
599
00:45:36,233 --> 00:45:37,935
Again with the migraine.
600
00:45:38,035 --> 00:45:40,070
Keep a close eye on that one.
601
00:45:40,137 --> 00:45:42,949
She keeps disappearing, she's probably
fucking some Tom, Dick and Harry.
602
00:45:42,973 --> 00:45:44,641
Found a new gravy train.
603
00:45:44,742 --> 00:45:46,753
A guy checks into a
hotel, calls up the front desk,
604
00:45:46,777 --> 00:45:49,913
"I got a leak in the sink."
Clerk says, "Go ahead.
605
00:45:49,980 --> 00:45:52,416
Customer's always right."
606
00:45:52,483 --> 00:45:55,085
Yeah, that was funnier when
Henny Youngman told it.
607
00:45:55,152 --> 00:45:57,192
No, no, don't... Don't.
Just leave it the way it is.
608
00:45:57,254 --> 00:46:01,125
I wonder what the origin of
the sobriquet "gravy train" is.
609
00:46:01,225 --> 00:46:03,327
They named it after
the dog food.
610
00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:04,995
I don't know about you, Junior.
611
00:46:05,095 --> 00:46:07,331
Guy tells you your girlfriend's
banging somebody else,
612
00:46:07,431 --> 00:46:09,833
you're worried about
the origin of "gravy train"?
613
00:46:09,933 --> 00:46:12,069
Oh!
614
00:46:12,136 --> 00:46:13,971
Oh, smile, my brother.
615
00:46:18,442 --> 00:46:19,843
White flight.
616
00:46:19,943 --> 00:46:22,579
Oh! It's Hopalong Che Si Dice.
617
00:46:22,646 --> 00:46:23,847
Whatever the fuck that means.
618
00:46:23,947 --> 00:46:27,584
Hey! Language.
There's ladies here.
619
00:46:27,651 --> 00:46:29,186
What can I get you?
620
00:46:29,286 --> 00:46:32,156
Bartender's special tonight,
for the ladies: Pink Squirrel.
621
00:46:32,256 --> 00:46:34,525
Courvoisier and Coke.
Water back.
622
00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:37,694
That what they
drink on the plantation?
623
00:46:39,496 --> 00:46:42,933
Oh, you didn't hear?
We're off the plantation.
624
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,769
We got wops digging ditches
since they come over.
625
00:46:45,836 --> 00:46:47,437
Hey, come on.
626
00:47:00,150 --> 00:47:02,486
It's Dickie's business.
Let it go, Paulie.
627
00:47:02,553 --> 00:47:04,655
What the fuck's
the matter with you?
628
00:47:04,721 --> 00:47:06,523
You got a murder warrant
over your head.
629
00:47:06,623 --> 00:47:09,026
I'm heading down south.
North Carolina.
630
00:47:09,126 --> 00:47:11,061
So where's your mule? Get going.
631
00:47:11,161 --> 00:47:13,030
Thing is, I need to
borrow some money.
632
00:47:13,130 --> 00:47:15,899
- How much?
- A grand.
633
00:47:15,999 --> 00:47:19,369
All right, I'll tell you what.
634
00:47:21,071 --> 00:47:24,208
I'm gonna give you
five C's. Yeah?
635
00:47:24,308 --> 00:47:26,677
It's my gift to you.
You don't gotta give it back.
636
00:47:26,743 --> 00:47:28,579
No, I want to pay you back.
637
00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:30,657
Ah, it's better this way. You don't
gotta be afraid to say hello to me,
638
00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:33,917
I don't gotta chase you down.
Won't come between us.
639
00:47:34,017 --> 00:47:36,053
So I guess this is goodbye.
640
00:47:42,426 --> 00:47:44,862
Yeah, you said your goodbye,
so go.
641
00:48:02,045 --> 00:48:06,850
You don't stare at those
people. They don't like it.
642
00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:17,203
Brought you that
record you wanted.
643
00:48:17,227 --> 00:48:20,030
Plus, a couple others
I picked out.
644
00:48:20,097 --> 00:48:21,798
What's this?
645
00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:25,969
Al Hirt. Trumpet.
He's on Carson all the time.
646
00:48:26,069 --> 00:48:28,939
It's not jazz. Take it back.
647
00:48:30,307 --> 00:48:32,075
These, too.
648
00:48:40,651 --> 00:48:42,319
So...
649
00:48:42,419 --> 00:48:44,154
you did your good deed.
650
00:48:44,254 --> 00:48:46,089
Well, don't put it like that.
651
00:48:47,157 --> 00:48:49,126
I plan to do a lot more.
652
00:48:51,161 --> 00:48:54,131
Your poor father, huh?
653
00:48:54,231 --> 00:48:59,436
He goes down to board up that
Atta Boy business that he had...
654
00:48:59,503 --> 00:49:03,173
and he dies
in that horrible way.
655
00:49:03,273 --> 00:49:05,008
It's just weird, though.
656
00:49:05,108 --> 00:49:06,576
What, weird?
657
00:49:06,643 --> 00:49:11,515
My brother's hands were soft.
Like a baby's pishadeel.
658
00:49:11,615 --> 00:49:14,751
Always with the manicures,
your father.
659
00:49:14,818 --> 00:49:16,486
Yeah, what's your point?
660
00:49:16,586 --> 00:49:21,124
He never touched a hammer
or a board in his life.
661
00:49:29,866 --> 00:49:31,768
What's your problem?
662
00:49:36,306 --> 00:49:38,642
Well, for one thing...
663
00:49:38,709 --> 00:49:41,511
my wife, she can't get pregnant.
664
00:49:41,611 --> 00:49:45,048
You know, it takes a toll.
I want a son so bad.
665
00:49:45,148 --> 00:49:46,650
What would you do?
666
00:49:47,317 --> 00:49:49,152
It's the wanting.
667
00:49:49,886 --> 00:49:51,221
Huh?
668
00:49:51,321 --> 00:49:54,558
"All life is pain."
669
00:49:55,959 --> 00:49:59,062
Pain comes from
always wanting things.
670
00:50:00,330 --> 00:50:02,132
A son is not a thing.
671
00:50:03,734 --> 00:50:05,402
It's the wanting.
672
00:50:10,874 --> 00:50:13,853
You know, Tone, we could still run that
numbers game down at the fucking CYO.
673
00:50:13,877 --> 00:50:16,189
I got fucking suspended, I
can't get in fucking trouble again.
674
00:50:16,213 --> 00:50:18,482
No. Fucking school
will never know.
675
00:50:18,548 --> 00:50:20,159
I want to
make it to the NFL someday.
676
00:50:20,183 --> 00:50:21,685
For that, I gotta go to college.
677
00:50:21,752 --> 00:50:23,854
So I gotta watch my fucking ass.
678
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:26,799
My old man told me I gotta
run his fucking restaurant when I grow up.
679
00:50:26,823 --> 00:50:28,658
What does your old man say?
680
00:50:28,725 --> 00:50:30,845
He says I gotta
fucking rob your old man's restaurant.
681
00:50:32,429 --> 00:50:35,665
Do you know who I'd wanna be?
Your Uncle Dickie.
682
00:50:35,732 --> 00:50:37,434
How he fucking dresses.
683
00:50:37,534 --> 00:50:40,937
He said he'd give me $500 if I
graduate from fucking high school.
684
00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:42,439
Fuck, man.
685
00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:52,582
♪ Destroyed your notion
of circular time? ♪
686
00:50:52,682 --> 00:50:59,389
♪ It's just that demon life
has got you in its sway ♪
687
00:50:59,456 --> 00:51:05,195
♪ It's just that demon life
has got you in its sway ♪
688
00:51:07,431 --> 00:51:09,299
The '60s ended.
689
00:51:09,399 --> 00:51:12,469
Neil Young gave that
speech from the moon.
690
00:51:12,569 --> 00:51:16,106
Then came the RICO statutes
around when I was born.
691
00:51:18,075 --> 00:51:20,210
I wish I had come before that.
692
00:51:22,979 --> 00:51:24,481
Hey, Uncle Dick.
693
00:51:24,581 --> 00:51:27,150
They're gonna be here soon.
We gotta get inside and hide.
694
00:51:27,250 --> 00:51:30,554
Hey, Anthony, you go
see Dirty Harry like I told you?
695
00:51:30,620 --> 00:51:33,990
"You gotta ask yourself,
do you feel lucky?"
696
00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:35,792
"Well, do you, punk?"
697
00:51:39,930 --> 00:51:41,298
Madonna.
698
00:51:42,999 --> 00:51:46,169
It's that old fig tree,
in 'Lino's backyard.
699
00:51:46,269 --> 00:51:47,838
- Nothing changes.
- Yeah.
700
00:51:52,476 --> 00:51:53,944
Nothing changes?
701
00:51:54,010 --> 00:51:56,746
That's... that's
Poupette's house.
702
00:51:59,850 --> 00:52:01,685
- What are you mad at me for?
- Ah, you...
703
00:52:01,785 --> 00:52:03,520
Mother...
704
00:52:03,620 --> 00:52:05,956
How did you let this happen?
705
00:52:06,022 --> 00:52:08,158
Oh, what do you want
from me, Johnny?
706
00:52:08,258 --> 00:52:10,603
I had plenty on my shoulders taking
care of things while you were in the joint.
707
00:52:10,627 --> 00:52:12,129
Yeah.
708
00:52:12,195 --> 00:52:14,307
Raising Anthony. The disaster
with the Electricians Union.
709
00:52:14,331 --> 00:52:15,799
- Ah!
- Your wife with the cramps.
710
00:52:15,866 --> 00:52:18,468
Boo-hoo-hoo!
Look at Dickie Moltisanti.
711
00:52:18,535 --> 00:52:21,037
His father gets whacked,
he steps up.
712
00:52:21,138 --> 00:52:23,440
Takes care of his family,
takes care of all the business.
713
00:52:23,507 --> 00:52:26,643
Not a peep out of him.
He's younger than you.
714
00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:29,112
Yeah.
715
00:52:29,179 --> 00:52:31,114
Surprise!
716
00:52:31,181 --> 00:52:32,959
- Jesus Christ.
- There he is.
717
00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:35,118
All I want to do is bang
my goomar, go to sleep.
718
00:52:35,185 --> 00:52:37,053
- Hey.
- Good to see you.
719
00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:40,724
- Hey, Paulie, how's your ma, huh?
- Much better.
720
00:52:40,824 --> 00:52:41,958
Johnny.
721
00:52:42,025 --> 00:52:44,528
Hey, baby, how are you?
Come here.
722
00:52:44,628 --> 00:52:47,397
Oh... Did the surprise work?
723
00:52:47,497 --> 00:52:49,499
You know, I'll tell you
what surprised me.
724
00:52:49,566 --> 00:52:51,067
You got shiners on
the block, huh?
725
00:52:51,168 --> 00:52:53,336
Oh, look at you. Not a pound.
726
00:52:53,403 --> 00:52:55,739
He's just a regular
Charlton Heston.
727
00:52:55,839 --> 00:52:57,908
You come, you visit...
728
00:52:58,008 --> 00:53:01,011
But you don't tell me they
moved in. On my street.
729
00:53:01,077 --> 00:53:02,245
He's a doctor.
730
00:53:02,345 --> 00:53:03,823
- A doctor.
- He's not operating on me.
731
00:53:03,847 --> 00:53:05,682
You gotta berate me
in front of everybody?
732
00:53:05,749 --> 00:53:06,650
Ah, Jesus.
733
00:53:06,716 --> 00:53:07,551
You know, just like always.
734
00:53:07,651 --> 00:53:08,651
Ah, va' a Napoli.
735
00:53:08,685 --> 00:53:09,853
Come on.
736
00:53:11,688 --> 00:53:13,757
Hi, Dad.
737
00:53:13,857 --> 00:53:15,325
What do you got on?
738
00:53:15,392 --> 00:53:17,661
Go upstairs, right now,
put on some decent clothes.
739
00:53:17,727 --> 00:53:20,597
Johnny, it's what
they're wearing nowadays.
740
00:53:20,697 --> 00:53:22,399
Go do what I said, Janice.
741
00:53:24,568 --> 00:53:27,370
Sweetie. You recognize
your daddy, pumpkin?
742
00:53:27,437 --> 00:53:31,208
Yeah. That's it. Yeah.
743
00:53:31,274 --> 00:53:34,678
What's the matter with you? Go
give your father a proper hello. Stunod!
744
00:53:34,744 --> 00:53:38,415
Come here.
745
00:53:41,685 --> 00:53:43,086
I missed you, Dad.
746
00:53:43,186 --> 00:53:45,522
I missed you too, kid.
747
00:53:45,589 --> 00:53:47,857
You know, I made your
favorite pizza gain.
748
00:53:47,924 --> 00:53:49,893
Even though it's not Easter.
749
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:52,762
I got everybody together.
I dressed up.
750
00:53:52,862 --> 00:53:55,699
And you spit on it all, on me!
751
00:53:55,765 --> 00:53:58,068
I didn't invite the coloreds
onto the block!
752
00:53:58,134 --> 00:53:59,736
Here we go.
753
00:53:59,803 --> 00:54:01,914
Livia, give him a
break. He just did four years.
754
00:54:01,938 --> 00:54:03,440
I did four years!
755
00:54:14,618 --> 00:54:16,386
I missed your baked ziti, baby.
756
00:54:16,453 --> 00:54:19,389
I put extra veal bones in
with the sausage.
757
00:54:21,157 --> 00:54:23,994
How about you, chooch?
You gonna be a linebacker, huh?
758
00:54:24,094 --> 00:54:27,664
Coach says
I'm gonna be starting.
759
00:54:27,764 --> 00:54:29,909
He don't have the
makings of a varsity athlete.
760
00:54:29,933 --> 00:54:33,003
It was up to me, you
wouldn't be playing at all,
761
00:54:33,103 --> 00:54:35,171
but you went ahead and
you forged my signature.
762
00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:37,340
Nah, relax.
763
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:38,675
He's not gonna get hurt.
764
00:54:38,775 --> 00:54:41,611
Here he is. Fresh from his nap.
765
00:54:41,678 --> 00:54:42,922
- Joanne, Joanne...
- Yeah?
766
00:54:42,946 --> 00:54:44,147
He hasn't met Johnny.
767
00:54:44,247 --> 00:54:45,515
Aw.
768
00:54:45,615 --> 00:54:46,650
Wow.
769
00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:49,185
Johnny, this is our Christopher.
770
00:54:52,155 --> 00:54:56,159
Hello, Christopher
Moltisanti. It's your Uncle Johnny.
771
00:54:56,259 --> 00:54:57,761
I'm back from England.
772
00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:00,764
- Go with your daddy.
- Come here.
773
00:55:00,830 --> 00:55:03,600
Oh! Bambolino!
774
00:55:03,667 --> 00:55:07,937
Finally, huh? Corrado,
right? Got myself a son.
775
00:55:08,004 --> 00:55:09,004
Hi.
776
00:55:09,039 --> 00:55:11,141
I hear he's slow
with the talking.
777
00:55:11,207 --> 00:55:12,809
Hi, Christopher, hello!
778
00:55:12,876 --> 00:55:14,177
Oh!
779
00:55:14,277 --> 00:55:16,279
What's the matter?
Don't cry. It's only me,
780
00:55:16,346 --> 00:55:17,847
- your Uncle Tony.
- Oh!
781
00:55:17,947 --> 00:55:19,292
- What's wrong. Cootchie-coo!
- Oh! Oh!
782
00:55:19,316 --> 00:55:20,984
Okay. All right. All right.
783
00:55:21,051 --> 00:55:24,020
You know, every time you're
near him he cries like this.
784
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:25,722
I didn't do anything.
785
00:55:27,891 --> 00:55:30,002
What happened?
786
00:55:30,026 --> 00:55:31,161
It's okay.
787
00:55:31,227 --> 00:55:32,862
Look at that.
788
00:55:32,962 --> 00:55:35,632
I don't know what it is, it's
like I scare him or something.
789
00:55:35,699 --> 00:55:39,569
Some babies, when they
come into the world,
790
00:55:39,669 --> 00:55:43,173
know all kinds of things
from the other side.
791
00:55:54,718 --> 00:55:59,723
Night descends
As the sun's light ends
792
00:55:59,823 --> 00:56:03,059
And Black comes back,
to blend again
793
00:56:03,159 --> 00:56:05,228
Wake up, nigga -Yes!
794
00:56:05,328 --> 00:56:07,030
And with the death of the sun
795
00:56:07,097 --> 00:56:07,997
Wake up
796
00:56:08,064 --> 00:56:09,899
Night and blackness become one
797
00:56:09,999 --> 00:56:11,267
Wake up
798
00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:13,045
- Blackness being you
-Wake up, nigga
799
00:56:13,069 --> 00:56:16,039
Peeping through the red
The white, and the blue
800
00:56:16,106 --> 00:56:18,108
Dreaming of bars,
Black civilizations
801
00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:19,776
That once flourished and grew
802
00:56:19,876 --> 00:56:20,944
Wake up, nigga -Hey!
803
00:56:21,044 --> 00:56:22,879
Wake up, niggas,
or y'all through!
804
00:56:22,946 --> 00:56:25,215
He's right. He's right.
805
00:56:25,281 --> 00:56:27,717
Drowning in the
puddles Of the white man's spit
806
00:56:27,784 --> 00:56:28,952
Wake up
807
00:56:29,052 --> 00:56:30,363
As you pause for some drawers
808
00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:31,921
In the midst of shit -Wake up
809
00:56:32,021 --> 00:56:35,024
And ain't got nothing
to save your funky-ass with
810
00:56:35,091 --> 00:56:37,394
Wake up, nigga -You cool, fool
811
00:56:37,460 --> 00:56:39,796
Sipping on a menthol cigarette
'round midnight
812
00:56:39,896 --> 00:56:42,736
Wake up - Rapping
about how the Big Apple is outta sight
813
00:56:42,799 --> 00:56:44,944
Wake up -
When you ain't never had a bite
814
00:56:44,968 --> 00:56:45,968
Wake up
815
00:56:46,035 --> 00:56:48,605
Who are you fooling? Me, you?
816
00:56:48,705 --> 00:56:51,307
Wake up, niggas,
or we're all through!
817
00:56:51,408 --> 00:56:54,144
Yeah! Yeah!
818
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:07,424
That's some inspirational
shit. Even the speeches.
819
00:57:09,492 --> 00:57:11,728
This decides me.
820
00:57:11,795 --> 00:57:14,497
Know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna start my own book.
821
00:57:14,597 --> 00:57:15,665
You're gonna do what?
822
00:57:15,765 --> 00:57:17,267
We're gonna start...
823
00:57:18,635 --> 00:57:21,905
first Black numbers bank
in the Central Ward.
824
00:57:25,608 --> 00:57:30,346
Nigga, you talking about facing
down the motherfucking mafia.
825
00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:32,248
Frank Lucas will be my backer.
826
00:57:32,315 --> 00:57:35,018
He's got money
up his ass from the skag.
827
00:57:35,118 --> 00:57:36,352
You know the Dope King?
828
00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:38,087
Down home.
829
00:57:38,154 --> 00:57:40,457
Country boys.
830
00:57:40,523 --> 00:57:43,693
This ain't Greensboro,
North Cackalacky.
831
00:57:43,793 --> 00:57:46,529
The Italians got
soldiers over there.
832
00:57:46,629 --> 00:57:48,131
Okay? That's what they call 'em.
833
00:57:48,198 --> 00:57:51,201
What... what's the matter,
you ain't no soldier?
834
00:57:51,301 --> 00:57:53,136
Never thought about
myself that way, no.
835
00:57:53,203 --> 00:57:54,304
Well, think about it.
836
00:57:56,773 --> 00:58:00,009
Right. "He's
got a gun," you think, "and I haven't."
837
00:58:00,109 --> 00:58:01,444
You figure it's the gun.
838
00:58:02,512 --> 00:58:04,481
Well, listen, soldier.
839
00:58:04,547 --> 00:58:07,884
Thousands of guys got guns,
but there's only one Johnny Rocco!
840
00:58:07,984 --> 00:58:09,953
How do you account for it?
841
00:58:10,019 --> 00:58:12,097
Well, he knows
what he wants. Don't you, Rocco?
842
00:58:12,121 --> 00:58:13,957
- Sure.
- What's that?
843
00:58:14,023 --> 00:58:15,992
Tell him, Rocco.
844
00:58:16,059 --> 00:58:17,393
Well, I want, uh...
845
00:58:17,494 --> 00:58:20,063
He wants more. Don't you, Rocco?
846
00:58:20,163 --> 00:58:21,898
Yeah, that's it. More.
847
00:58:21,998 --> 00:58:23,733
That's right, I want more.
848
00:58:23,833 --> 00:58:27,904
Here. Why don't you buy you
and your friends some of those...
849
00:58:28,004 --> 00:58:29,739
McDonald's.
850
00:58:29,839 --> 00:58:31,574
- The burgers?
- Yeah.
851
00:58:31,674 --> 00:58:33,352
- -
- You, do you know what you want?
852
00:58:33,376 --> 00:58:35,178
Yes, and I
had hopes once, but...
853
00:58:35,245 --> 00:58:37,247
Hopes for what?
854
00:58:37,347 --> 00:58:40,483
A world in which
there's no place for Johnny Rocco.
855
00:58:40,550 --> 00:58:43,553
Okay, soldier, you can
make your hopes come true.
856
00:58:44,521 --> 00:58:46,422
But you gotta die for it.
857
00:58:46,523 --> 00:58:48,525
See where I'm aiming?
Right at your belly.
858
00:58:49,559 --> 00:58:51,094
Go ahead, shoot.
859
00:58:54,264 --> 00:58:57,033
- Your turn, Daddy.
- All right.
860
00:59:05,441 --> 00:59:08,578
Hey, Hopalong Che Si Dice.
861
00:59:10,213 --> 00:59:12,248
Oh, fuck.
862
00:59:16,719 --> 00:59:18,288
How's it going, Harold?
863
00:59:18,388 --> 00:59:20,623
Cyril, how's your ass?
864
00:59:21,925 --> 00:59:23,092
How you doing, son?
865
00:59:24,561 --> 00:59:26,521
I'm taking my nephew
to the Yankees game.
866
00:59:28,398 --> 00:59:30,867
Is something funny back there?
867
00:59:30,934 --> 00:59:32,569
Sorry, Uncle Dick.
868
00:59:32,635 --> 00:59:34,704
No, really, I'm sorry!
869
00:59:34,771 --> 00:59:36,139
You fuckstick.
870
00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:37,999
I heard your ass
was back in Jersey.
871
00:59:38,074 --> 00:59:39,943
You still got that warrant
over your head?
872
00:59:40,043 --> 00:59:43,246
Lead detective died.
Nobody gives a shit.
873
00:59:43,313 --> 00:59:44,914
Leon Overall
had been a white boy,
874
00:59:44,981 --> 00:59:47,150
it'd be a whole different story.
875
00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:50,954
Hey, Harold, how 'bout you
come around, talk to me over here.
876
00:59:58,761 --> 01:00:00,964
When are you gonna come back
and work for me again?
877
01:00:02,298 --> 01:00:06,002
Got stuff of my own percolating.
878
01:00:06,102 --> 01:00:08,671
While you're waiting for
that Maxwell House to boil...
879
01:00:29,792 --> 01:00:31,828
Hey, how much he give you?
880
01:00:34,430 --> 01:00:36,833
Like I'm a fucking
Pullman porter.
881
01:00:36,933 --> 01:00:38,668
Man, it's $100.
882
01:00:44,140 --> 01:00:46,943
I need to see the lease.
883
01:00:47,977 --> 01:00:48,878
Here you go.
884
01:00:48,978 --> 01:00:50,013
Thank you.
885
01:00:51,814 --> 01:00:54,217
Due per cento
increase every year.
886
01:00:54,317 --> 01:00:56,386
Six and a half years still.
887
01:00:56,486 --> 01:00:57,520
Right?
888
01:00:57,620 --> 01:00:58,821
- I like.
- Yeah.
889
01:01:00,490 --> 01:01:01,724
It's Dionne Warwick.
890
01:01:01,824 --> 01:01:03,960
Comes from right over here
in South Orange.
891
01:01:04,027 --> 01:01:05,495
I love Dionne Warwick.
892
01:01:05,561 --> 01:01:07,030
Me, too.
893
01:01:07,130 --> 01:01:10,033
I wonder where she
gets her hair done.
894
01:01:10,133 --> 01:01:12,869
Probably some fancy place
in Beverly Hills.
895
01:01:12,969 --> 01:01:16,372
I bet she pays $100.
Oof! Marone!
896
01:01:16,472 --> 01:01:18,708
I should move to Beverly's Hill.
897
01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:21,811
Where'd you learn to do hair?
898
01:01:21,878 --> 01:01:23,746
I learned from mia mamma.
899
01:01:23,846 --> 01:01:25,515
- Mmm.
- My...
900
01:01:25,581 --> 01:01:28,985
She had a chair
in the front room.
901
01:01:29,052 --> 01:01:33,222
Women would come,
and I sweep up.
902
01:01:33,322 --> 01:01:34,322
And I watch.
903
01:01:34,357 --> 01:01:35,758
Oh, how wonderful.
904
01:01:35,858 --> 01:01:38,061
But that's not the life
I want for me.
905
01:01:38,161 --> 01:01:39,662
- Mmm.
- Over there,
906
01:01:39,729 --> 01:01:41,831
you get old so fast.
907
01:01:41,898 --> 01:01:45,001
Ten children and a big,
black dress.
908
01:01:45,068 --> 01:01:46,703
You know, over there,
909
01:01:46,769 --> 01:01:48,938
I wanted to be a priest.
910
01:01:49,038 --> 01:01:51,941
- You mean "nun."
- No, no, priest.
911
01:01:52,041 --> 01:01:54,510
Nuns have to do what they told.
912
01:01:54,577 --> 01:01:58,081
The priest is the boss. Capo.
913
01:02:00,750 --> 01:02:03,252
So you never tried
the convent, huh?
914
01:02:03,352 --> 01:02:05,221
Not for me.
915
01:02:05,288 --> 01:02:08,891
I could not stand the silence.
No male.
916
01:02:08,958 --> 01:02:10,293
No, yeah.
917
01:02:10,393 --> 01:02:15,098
You wind up doing... push-ups
in the asparagus garden.
918
01:02:15,198 --> 01:02:16,299
You know?
919
01:02:21,804 --> 01:02:22,705
What's so funny?
920
01:02:22,772 --> 01:02:24,574
Nuns.
921
01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:27,280
Yeah. They weren't so funny when
they were hitting me with a ruler.
922
01:02:29,078 --> 01:02:31,757
First thing you gotta do is look
at the lease. Is that, uh, the lease?
923
01:02:31,781 --> 01:02:33,316
We already look at the lease.
924
01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:34,784
It's good.
925
01:02:34,884 --> 01:02:37,053
Oh, yeah? I'm gonna
look it over.
926
01:02:42,825 --> 01:02:46,596
Two percent increase a year,
six years still remaining.
927
01:02:46,662 --> 01:02:49,398
There's just
one thing I want to make better.
928
01:02:50,066 --> 01:02:50,933
Oh, yeah?
929
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:52,602
- New sinks.
- Hmm.
930
01:02:53,436 --> 01:02:55,004
Those are disgust.
931
01:02:55,104 --> 01:02:58,674
We can do that, sure.
932
01:02:58,775 --> 01:03:00,576
This is some fantastic salsicce.
933
01:03:00,643 --> 01:03:02,078
Guarda basso.
934
01:03:04,981 --> 01:03:07,517
I am worried about
the fucking boiler, though.
935
01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:09,418
Looked like shit.
936
01:03:09,485 --> 01:03:10,920
Inspector says it's fine.
937
01:03:10,987 --> 01:03:13,456
Okay, okay. But the thing
about remodeling is,
938
01:03:13,523 --> 01:03:15,258
you start with the sinks
and then you go,
939
01:03:15,324 --> 01:03:16,435
"We might as well do this
other thing while we're at it."
940
01:03:16,459 --> 01:03:17,326
It spins out of control.
941
01:03:17,426 --> 01:03:18,426
Ah.
942
01:03:20,096 --> 01:03:22,532
We don't want to be pouring
good money after bad.
943
01:03:24,267 --> 01:03:26,469
Can you stop eating
for one minute?
944
01:03:28,137 --> 01:03:31,607
Finisci di mangiare
poi stammi a sentire.
945
01:03:31,674 --> 01:03:35,311
No capisce,
but I'm all fuckin' ears.
946
01:03:35,378 --> 01:03:37,847
So we're not going to buy it
for me, the beauty parlor?
947
01:03:37,947 --> 01:03:41,217
All I'm saying, I don't want us
walking into a stupid situation.
948
01:03:41,317 --> 01:03:42,618
You think I'm stupid?
949
01:03:42,685 --> 01:03:44,554
Oh, let me ask you,
what are you, on the rag?
950
01:03:44,654 --> 01:03:48,057
Every time I say something
you don't like, you ask me if I'm...
951
01:03:48,157 --> 01:03:49,859
il marchese.
952
01:03:49,959 --> 01:03:53,296
First you tell me to find a store
I can turn into beauty parlor.
953
01:03:53,362 --> 01:03:55,398
I do that.
You say it looks good.
954
01:03:55,498 --> 01:03:59,168
Then you say, "No, let's buy a
place already a beauty parlor."
955
01:03:59,235 --> 01:04:01,704
I find this place.
Now the boiler!
956
01:04:01,804 --> 01:04:03,973
Sweetheart, why are we arguing
about fucking plumbing?
957
01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:06,576
I always want to do
right by you!
958
01:04:06,676 --> 01:04:08,744
You know, I love you!
959
01:04:08,845 --> 01:04:10,222
Io ti voglio piu bene di quanto tu
ne vuoi a me, lo vuoi capire o no?
960
01:04:10,246 --> 01:04:11,547
You know I don't speak Italian!
961
01:04:11,647 --> 01:04:13,316
Maybe you should learn!
962
01:04:13,382 --> 01:04:14,584
Oh, where you going?
963
01:04:14,684 --> 01:04:17,019
To put on a robe. I'm cold.
964
01:04:38,574 --> 01:04:40,710
Better hurry up.
Pot roast night.
965
01:04:40,776 --> 01:04:42,545
Right. You know Wednesdays
I gotta go home.
966
01:04:42,612 --> 01:04:44,056
And what are you
getting so pissy about?
967
01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:45,948
Why did I make the sausage?
968
01:04:47,283 --> 01:04:48,584
To make me happy?
969
01:04:49,585 --> 01:04:51,053
Because I love it?
970
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:53,356
But it's not as good as
Joanne's fucking pot roast.
971
01:04:53,422 --> 01:04:55,391
Oh, you're digging
at Joanne again.
972
01:04:55,458 --> 01:04:56,559
I hate her.
973
01:04:56,626 --> 01:05:00,229
Of course you do.
It's only natural.
974
01:05:00,296 --> 01:05:03,032
Go home and eat.
I don't want the beauty salon.
975
01:05:03,099 --> 01:05:04,300
No, vaffanculo.
976
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:05,735
Motherfucker!
977
01:05:07,637 --> 01:05:09,438
You think you know everything!
978
01:05:32,628 --> 01:05:34,330
Jackie, you drive stick?
979
01:05:34,430 --> 01:05:35,898
- Fuck no.
- I do!
980
01:05:35,965 --> 01:05:36,832
You drive.
981
01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:38,801
Grab his arm, hold him down.
982
01:05:39,635 --> 01:05:41,137
Fucking punks!
983
01:05:47,443 --> 01:05:49,443
We're gonna get in
so much fucking trouble!
984
01:05:49,478 --> 01:05:51,747
My father's gonna
use the belt on me!
985
01:05:51,814 --> 01:05:53,482
You little shit!
986
01:05:53,582 --> 01:05:57,987
If anybody tells anybody about
this, next time we use the belt.
987
01:05:58,087 --> 01:06:01,691
♪ Stand back, stand back,
stand back, ♪
988
01:06:01,791 --> 01:06:07,530
♪ It's my freedom Ah,
don't worry 'bout me, babe ♪
989
01:06:07,630 --> 01:06:10,533
Oh! Come here! Free ice cream!
990
01:06:16,839 --> 01:06:18,541
Here, here.
991
01:06:21,310 --> 01:06:22,712
Get more of it.
992
01:06:27,149 --> 01:06:30,052
Here, here. Here
you go. Here you go.
993
01:06:30,152 --> 01:06:33,489
How 'bout this one?
There you go, sweetheart.
994
01:06:36,492 --> 01:06:38,461
That manicott
at Vesuvio's is so rich.
995
01:06:38,527 --> 01:06:40,847
How'd you hear about them
throwing Mister Softee a beating?
996
01:06:40,896 --> 01:06:43,065
His cousin Tony
Blundetto told Janice.
997
01:06:43,165 --> 01:06:45,344
I was down in the
islands when he pulled that shit.
998
01:06:45,368 --> 01:06:48,237
If I was home, I'd have given
him a schiaffo he'd never forget.
999
01:06:48,337 --> 01:06:50,006
What's he want to be
when he gets older?
1000
01:06:50,072 --> 01:06:52,408
Thinks he's gonna be
a football player.
1001
01:06:52,508 --> 01:06:55,845
He's good. I don't
think he's pro material.
1002
01:06:55,911 --> 01:06:57,546
What do you think, Dick?
1003
01:06:57,646 --> 01:07:00,549
Probably not. But who knows,
he puts on a few pounds,
1004
01:07:00,649 --> 01:07:02,351
four years of college ball...
1005
01:07:02,418 --> 01:07:04,320
He should go to work
for my cousin Frank
1006
01:07:04,387 --> 01:07:06,088
in the patio furniture business.
1007
01:07:06,188 --> 01:07:07,390
Here we go with that tune.
1008
01:07:07,490 --> 01:07:08,900
So maybe he's not
a ball player, but Li,
1009
01:07:08,924 --> 01:07:10,202
you don't wanna step
on the kid's dream.
1010
01:07:10,226 --> 01:07:11,560
You always take his side.
1011
01:07:11,660 --> 01:07:13,929
Look, you give him
the best advice you can,
1012
01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:16,732
you lead by example,
he'll make the right decision.
1013
01:07:16,832 --> 01:07:19,101
This kid's got what it takes.
That's what I'm saying.
1014
01:07:19,201 --> 01:07:21,937
We all do things like that
when we're kids, right?
1015
01:07:22,038 --> 01:07:23,773
Beat up the Mister Softee man.
1016
01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:27,076
If my Christopher grew up to be like
Tony, I'd be goddamn proud of him.
1017
01:07:27,176 --> 01:07:28,844
I told him the other day,
I said,
1018
01:07:28,911 --> 01:07:31,247
"You play football for a
career, it doesn't last long.
1019
01:07:31,347 --> 01:07:34,250
You wind up an old crippled
man by the time you're 32."
1020
01:07:34,350 --> 01:07:37,887
Bobby Piocosta, he's a junior,
on Anthony's team.
1021
01:07:37,953 --> 01:07:40,289
He fractured
his shoulder last week.
1022
01:07:40,389 --> 01:07:41,924
The mother was hysterical.
1023
01:07:42,024 --> 01:07:44,126
They had to take him to
a specialist at St. Barnabas.
1024
01:07:44,226 --> 01:07:45,866
You think the school's
gonna pay for that?
1025
01:07:45,928 --> 01:07:47,797
That's some
Christmas present, huh?
1026
01:07:47,897 --> 01:07:51,367
Having your kid laid up. He can't
help outside, hang the decorations.
1027
01:07:51,434 --> 01:07:53,135
He can't help shovel the walk...
1028
01:08:05,414 --> 01:08:06,949
Don't give me that look.
1029
01:08:31,774 --> 01:08:33,943
I though it will be different.
1030
01:08:35,911 --> 01:08:36,911
What?
1031
01:08:38,647 --> 01:08:40,649
Make love with a Black man.
1032
01:08:41,951 --> 01:08:42,951
Is it?
1033
01:08:45,254 --> 01:08:46,254
No.
1034
01:08:49,291 --> 01:08:52,361
It's all about Italian men, huh?
1035
01:08:52,461 --> 01:08:55,197
There's stories about Dean
Martin and Rossano Brazzi,
1036
01:08:55,297 --> 01:08:56,799
how they're great lovers.
1037
01:08:58,467 --> 01:08:59,702
If you feed them.
1038
01:09:02,538 --> 01:09:04,206
Oh!
1039
01:09:04,306 --> 01:09:07,877
You gotta give Dickie his
meatballs and his noodles.
1040
01:09:07,977 --> 01:09:10,012
I'm Dickie's comare.
1041
01:09:13,616 --> 01:09:17,386
Dickie and his friends, they
like their women to stay at home.
1042
01:09:17,486 --> 01:09:19,388
Don't go out.
1043
01:09:19,488 --> 01:09:21,524
Wait on them, hand and feet.
1044
01:09:24,727 --> 01:09:26,996
I'd stack my bread
if you were my girl.
1045
01:09:28,697 --> 01:09:30,257
You want to have
your own beauty parlor?
1046
01:09:30,332 --> 01:09:32,902
Knock yourself out.
I'd even back it.
1047
01:09:33,002 --> 01:09:34,970
You want your woman to work?
1048
01:09:35,037 --> 01:09:37,239
No, but I'd be
real proud of her.
1049
01:09:38,374 --> 01:09:40,509
Owning a business.
1050
01:09:40,576 --> 01:09:43,012
My mama used to
take in the washing.
1051
01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:46,815
I always respected her for that.
1052
01:09:54,056 --> 01:09:58,260
Dickie says colored men don't
have no head for making money.
1053
01:10:11,407 --> 01:10:13,676
Well, that's what
we're gonna find out.
1054
01:10:27,590 --> 01:10:30,926
You will not
be able to stay home brother!
1055
01:10:31,026 --> 01:10:33,229
Four, two, seven.
1056
01:10:33,295 --> 01:10:34,697
Box it for me?
1057
01:10:34,763 --> 01:10:36,708
You know, another nurse
hit the number last night.
1058
01:10:36,732 --> 01:10:37,933
Big time.
1059
01:10:38,033 --> 01:10:39,802
Damn. Who was it?
1060
01:10:39,902 --> 01:10:41,904
What do I know, it was
up in the First Ward.
1061
01:10:41,971 --> 01:10:43,639
It was, uh...
It was St. Michaels.
1062
01:10:43,739 --> 01:10:46,642
That jinxes it for me.
1063
01:10:46,742 --> 01:10:48,420
The revolution
will not be brought to you
1064
01:10:48,444 --> 01:10:50,546
by the Schaefer Award Theatre.
1065
01:10:50,613 --> 01:10:54,116
And will not star Natalie Woods and
Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia.
1066
01:10:56,252 --> 01:10:58,954
See, the law of averages say
you got the same chance of hitting
1067
01:10:59,054 --> 01:11:00,322
as any two random people.
1068
01:11:00,422 --> 01:11:02,258
Yeah, but two people
at the same time
1069
01:11:02,324 --> 01:11:04,059
don't have
the same chance of winning.
1070
01:11:04,126 --> 01:11:05,561
That's the law of averages.
1071
01:11:05,628 --> 01:11:08,130
That's a fallacy, Ms.
Johnson. It's all random.
1072
01:11:08,230 --> 01:11:09,765
You don't understand fate.
1073
01:11:13,335 --> 01:11:15,137
What do you got
for me, professor?
1074
01:11:17,473 --> 01:11:18,474
See you tomorrow.
1075
01:11:25,914 --> 01:11:28,117
Tomorrow there'll be
a brother here for the pickup.
1076
01:11:30,352 --> 01:11:32,288
No more whitey's cut.
1077
01:11:40,362 --> 01:11:41,830
What the fuck, man?
1078
01:11:45,367 --> 01:11:47,836
The revolution will be live.
1079
01:11:55,978 --> 01:12:01,116
And this Black guy, Harold
McBrayer, popped one of my guys.
1080
01:12:01,183 --> 01:12:03,052
He used to be a runner of mine.
1081
01:12:03,152 --> 01:12:05,454
We don't know who ordered it.
We can't find McBrayer.
1082
01:12:06,655 --> 01:12:08,791
So what do you want from me?
1083
01:12:08,857 --> 01:12:11,860
I was thinking maybe
you could ask in here.
1084
01:12:11,960 --> 01:12:13,962
Nation of Islam,
talk to Alonzo Turner,
1085
01:12:14,029 --> 01:12:15,564
see if any of them
knows anything.
1086
01:12:15,664 --> 01:12:18,067
I don't talk to people in here.
1087
01:12:19,535 --> 01:12:21,170
I mostly read all day.
1088
01:12:25,240 --> 01:12:27,676
How you doing
on your merit badges?
1089
01:12:30,479 --> 01:12:33,082
I'm coaching
a beep baseball team.
1090
01:12:33,182 --> 01:12:34,683
A who?
1091
01:12:34,750 --> 01:12:37,886
It's baseball. For blind kids.
1092
01:12:39,555 --> 01:12:41,023
Get the fuck outta here.
1093
01:12:41,090 --> 01:12:42,591
No, for real.
1094
01:12:52,701 --> 01:12:54,403
Run, run, run, come on!
1095
01:12:54,503 --> 01:12:55,904
Shortstop, left!
1096
01:12:57,339 --> 01:12:59,274
Attaboy!
1097
01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:02,578
Way to go, Coach. Our boys
looked sterling out there today.
1098
01:13:02,678 --> 01:13:06,081
Two, four, six, eight,
who do we appreciate?
1099
01:13:06,181 --> 01:13:10,052
Coach Moltisanti!
Coach Moltisanti!
1100
01:13:10,119 --> 01:13:11,620
You're a saint!
1101
01:14:01,437 --> 01:14:03,739
- Oh, shit!
- Gun!
1102
01:14:06,642 --> 01:14:08,677
Where's Harold?
1103
01:14:08,777 --> 01:14:11,013
In your mother's fat guinea ass.
1104
01:14:11,113 --> 01:14:12,681
You take that back!
1105
01:14:12,781 --> 01:14:14,983
Who put him up to it,
Angelo Salerno?
1106
01:14:15,684 --> 01:14:17,186
Anthony Bello?
1107
01:14:17,286 --> 01:14:18,787
Chef Boyardee.
1108
01:14:20,255 --> 01:14:22,024
Come.
1109
01:14:23,759 --> 01:14:25,027
Put him on the table!
1110
01:14:26,929 --> 01:14:28,764
Pussy, grab his legs.
1111
01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:34,203
What are you gonna do,
rotate my tires?
1112
01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:39,208
Dick, I just got this jacket.
1113
01:14:42,978 --> 01:14:43,978
You...
1114
01:14:45,981 --> 01:14:47,449
Open!
1115
01:14:47,516 --> 01:14:48,383
What about it?
1116
01:14:48,484 --> 01:14:49,551
Fuck you!
1117
01:14:55,123 --> 01:14:56,123
Stop for a minute!
1118
01:14:56,158 --> 01:14:58,193
God damn it!
1119
01:14:58,293 --> 01:15:00,729
Oh! I don't fucking...
1120
01:15:01,663 --> 01:15:03,232
So?
1121
01:15:05,234 --> 01:15:07,736
Harold! Harold McBrayer!
1122
01:15:07,836 --> 01:15:09,304
I asked you whose idea it was!
1123
01:15:09,371 --> 01:15:12,641
I told you! It was Harold!
Nobody put him up to it!
1124
01:15:12,708 --> 01:15:13,842
Oh.
1125
01:15:33,228 --> 01:15:35,163
The fucker acted on his own?
1126
01:15:36,865 --> 01:15:37,933
All right, Dickie.
1127
01:15:38,033 --> 01:15:39,902
Go get it.
1128
01:15:42,538 --> 01:15:46,608
That fall, Johnny
moved to the suburbs, the Black thing.
1129
01:15:46,708 --> 01:15:49,945
And he was seriously earning.
1130
01:15:50,045 --> 01:15:53,115
This move made Tony half
a pussy, in my estimation.
1131
01:15:55,217 --> 01:15:58,020
What made
you think it was a good idea
1132
01:15:58,086 --> 01:16:00,455
to steal the answers
to the geometry test?
1133
01:16:02,391 --> 01:16:05,761
I didn't study,
and, uh, I needed to pass,
1134
01:16:05,861 --> 01:16:08,430
so I could stay
on the football team.
1135
01:16:08,530 --> 01:16:09,865
You know,
1136
01:16:09,932 --> 01:16:11,867
you got Charlie Nodzak
in trouble, too,
1137
01:16:11,934 --> 01:16:14,903
when you paid him
for the answers.
1138
01:16:14,970 --> 01:16:17,372
Well, he was the only kid
I knew on the mimeo squad.
1139
01:16:17,439 --> 01:16:20,242
Well, Charlie was
on the honor roll.
1140
01:16:20,309 --> 01:16:22,411
And you're missing the point.
1141
01:16:22,477 --> 01:16:24,613
You know stealing
the tests was wrong.
1142
01:16:26,882 --> 01:16:28,717
Yeah, I guess so.
1143
01:16:28,784 --> 01:16:30,552
But if you're gonna
kick me out of school,
1144
01:16:30,619 --> 01:16:33,221
I mean, you should just do it,
instead of us talking about it.
1145
01:16:35,591 --> 01:16:37,593
You talk a lot at home?
1146
01:16:39,828 --> 01:16:41,096
I don't know.
1147
01:16:43,298 --> 01:16:47,502
Well, your dad, for example,
what does he talk to you about?
1148
01:16:50,772 --> 01:16:51,807
The lawn.
1149
01:16:52,774 --> 01:16:54,109
What about the lawn?
1150
01:16:55,344 --> 01:16:57,179
I don't know,
1151
01:16:57,279 --> 01:17:01,249
he goes to Yankee Stadium and he comes
home and says our lawn looks crummy.
1152
01:17:01,316 --> 01:17:05,420
What about your mother? Is she
someone who likes to talk a lot?
1153
01:17:07,289 --> 01:17:08,357
I guess so.
1154
01:17:10,959 --> 01:17:11,959
Well...
1155
01:17:12,995 --> 01:17:14,796
what makes her happy?
1156
01:17:15,530 --> 01:17:16,632
Happy?
1157
01:17:16,698 --> 01:17:17,933
My mother?
1158
01:17:23,438 --> 01:17:25,440
Let's go, Anthony.
1159
01:17:25,507 --> 01:17:28,810
I wonder if I could talk to
you for a moment alone, Mrs. Soprano?
1160
01:17:29,811 --> 01:17:31,279
Well, it's gonna
have to be fast,
1161
01:17:31,346 --> 01:17:32,981
'cause I'm parked
at the hydrant.
1162
01:17:38,487 --> 01:17:40,622
On the
basis of the Stanford-Binet,
1163
01:17:40,689 --> 01:17:43,225
he's high IQ, but you know that.
1164
01:17:43,325 --> 01:17:47,129
You can't prove it by me.
He's got a D-plus average.
1165
01:17:47,195 --> 01:17:51,667
Well, that's because he doesn't
apply himself, but he is smart.
1166
01:17:51,733 --> 01:17:58,507
There's a big difference between
a smart person and a smart aleck.
1167
01:17:58,573 --> 01:18:03,745
I also administered the Briggs-Myer
personality inventory just now,
1168
01:18:03,845 --> 01:18:06,181
and the results tell us,
he's a leader.
1169
01:18:07,482 --> 01:18:11,086
"Enthusiastic,
insightful, playful."
1170
01:18:11,186 --> 01:18:13,822
Ah, you're talking
through your hat.
1171
01:18:16,992 --> 01:18:19,594
He did tell me one thing
I'd like to share with you.
1172
01:18:19,695 --> 01:18:22,230
But it's gotta be fast,
because I'm still at the hydrant.
1173
01:18:22,330 --> 01:18:23,932
Do you remember
a children's book called
1174
01:18:24,032 --> 01:18:25,400
- Sutter's Mill?
- No.
1175
01:18:25,500 --> 01:18:28,070
About the gold rush
in California?
1176
01:18:28,170 --> 01:18:30,839
Yeah, maybe I do. Yeah?
1177
01:18:30,906 --> 01:18:35,043
He told me about a night
your husband was... away.
1178
01:18:37,212 --> 01:18:39,414
And you got in the bed
with Anthony and hugged him.
1179
01:18:46,888 --> 01:18:48,123
He said that?
1180
01:18:48,223 --> 01:18:51,860
No, his exact words were
you "snuggled up close."
1181
01:19:00,235 --> 01:19:03,638
Yeah. Yeah, I remember that now.
1182
01:19:03,739 --> 01:19:06,141
You read to him from that book.
1183
01:19:06,241 --> 01:19:08,076
Long into the night, apparently.
1184
01:19:08,143 --> 01:19:10,412
He remembered details.
1185
01:19:10,479 --> 01:19:12,147
He didn't know the word "ingot,"
1186
01:19:12,247 --> 01:19:14,549
and you explained it to him.
1187
01:19:19,888 --> 01:19:22,791
He said it was one of his
best memories of his life.
1188
01:19:34,669 --> 01:19:36,605
Is that a hotel Bible?
1189
01:19:38,440 --> 01:19:40,275
I forget where I got it.
1190
01:19:41,276 --> 01:19:44,479
Baby, Cousin Cyril is dead.
1191
01:20:01,363 --> 01:20:02,883
You're supposed to do an hour.
1192
01:20:02,931 --> 01:20:04,966
It's an hour on,
ten minutes off.
1193
01:20:05,033 --> 01:20:07,945
All of a sudden youse two are
only on 40 minutes and then disappear.
1194
01:20:07,969 --> 01:20:10,105
We don't know
where the fuck you are.
1195
01:20:10,172 --> 01:20:12,817
We're off somewhere thinking, "What more
can we do for Gentleman Dick and Johnny?"
1196
01:20:12,841 --> 01:20:14,376
Don't get cute.
1197
01:20:14,476 --> 01:20:16,378
Where's Giuseppina tonight?
1198
01:20:17,512 --> 01:20:19,548
The movies with her girlfriend.
1199
01:20:19,648 --> 01:20:21,183
I would eat her shit.
1200
01:20:21,283 --> 01:20:22,384
Oh!
1201
01:20:26,121 --> 01:20:28,156
You don't talk
about her that way.
1202
01:20:28,223 --> 01:20:30,392
In fact, you don't
talk about her at all.
1203
01:20:30,492 --> 01:20:31,726
Hey, take it easy!
1204
01:20:31,827 --> 01:20:33,728
I love her. I love her!
1205
01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:35,697
Get down!
1206
01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:40,335
- Hey, asshole!
- Dickie!
1207
01:20:41,303 --> 01:20:42,303
Motherfucker!
1208
01:20:49,578 --> 01:20:51,246
Come on, you fucker. Come here.
1209
01:20:51,346 --> 01:20:52,914
You like that, huh?
1210
01:20:53,014 --> 01:20:55,214
- How 'bout that?
- Come on, you motherfuckers.
1211
01:20:57,252 --> 01:20:58,587
Fuck!
1212
01:21:10,232 --> 01:21:13,501
No, no, no! Frankie,
Frankie, Frankie! Frankie!
1213
01:21:14,369 --> 01:21:15,369
No!
1214
01:21:16,605 --> 01:21:17,606
You mother...
1215
01:21:21,710 --> 01:21:22,710
Shit!
1216
01:22:55,303 --> 01:22:56,938
Anthony, come eat!
1217
01:23:02,310 --> 01:23:03,712
There's my big boy.
1218
01:23:03,812 --> 01:23:05,880
Oh, cool, man, a hamburger.
1219
01:23:05,981 --> 01:23:08,550
I thought you'd like a change
from a mortadella sandwich.
1220
01:23:08,650 --> 01:23:10,385
I made it special for you.
1221
01:23:13,154 --> 01:23:14,689
You look nice.
1222
01:23:14,789 --> 01:23:16,458
Aw.
1223
01:23:16,524 --> 01:23:20,028
Me and Aunt Mary are going to
the city to see No, No, Nanette.
1224
01:23:20,996 --> 01:23:22,063
What's that?
1225
01:23:22,163 --> 01:23:23,832
Broadway. A play.
1226
01:23:23,898 --> 01:23:26,568
Shoes are killing my bunions.
1227
01:23:26,668 --> 01:23:29,137
You should go see Dr. Cuomo.
1228
01:23:29,204 --> 01:23:31,539
We don't go to him anymore.
1229
01:23:32,407 --> 01:23:33,842
We don't?
1230
01:23:33,908 --> 01:23:36,911
He said some
very rude things to me.
1231
01:23:37,012 --> 01:23:38,146
Like what?
1232
01:23:38,213 --> 01:23:41,916
He wants me to take pills
for my sleeping.
1233
01:23:42,017 --> 01:23:43,918
And... and other things.
1234
01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:47,355
I'm not some lunatic.
1235
01:23:48,757 --> 01:23:51,092
No, but maybe some
medicine would be good.
1236
01:23:51,192 --> 01:23:54,095
Ah, you and your father. Why
don't you get in line to blame me?
1237
01:23:54,195 --> 01:23:56,264
I wasn't blaming you,
I was just saying...
1238
01:23:56,364 --> 01:24:00,001
This new thing... called Elavil.
1239
01:24:00,068 --> 01:24:01,903
For people who are sick
in the head.
1240
01:24:06,374 --> 01:24:12,113
♪ Go runnin' for the shelter
Of a mother's little helper ♪
1241
01:24:12,213 --> 01:24:13,213
What?
1242
01:24:14,049 --> 01:24:15,617
It's a song.
1243
01:24:15,717 --> 01:24:16,718
It's by the Stones.
1244
01:24:16,785 --> 01:24:18,686
Exactly what I'm talking about.
1245
01:24:18,753 --> 01:24:21,289
They're drug addicts.
I don't take drugs.
1246
01:24:21,389 --> 01:24:25,026
The song's not saying
that you take drugs, it's...
1247
01:24:28,530 --> 01:24:30,732
You smoking marijuana,
I suppose?
1248
01:24:31,699 --> 01:24:33,468
Mom, I'm on the team.
1249
01:24:33,568 --> 01:24:36,471
Your sister is.
I'm almost sure of it.
1250
01:24:36,571 --> 01:24:38,807
- This hamburger's great, Mom. It's really good.
- Agh!
1251
01:24:38,907 --> 01:24:41,142
Go on.
1252
01:24:41,242 --> 01:24:43,078
I went to all that trouble
1253
01:24:43,144 --> 01:24:45,704
just so we could have a nice
conversation for once, and for what?
1254
01:24:45,747 --> 01:24:48,550
How am I supposed to enjoy
a Broadway show
1255
01:24:48,616 --> 01:24:50,051
with my children and their pot?
1256
01:24:50,118 --> 01:24:51,619
Ma, I don't smoke pot!
1257
01:24:51,719 --> 01:24:53,564
Well, your sister comes in here
smelling like a gypsy.
1258
01:24:53,588 --> 01:24:56,091
Well, I'm not my sister.
I'm always being accused.
1259
01:24:56,157 --> 01:24:59,327
Oh! Poor you!
1260
01:25:21,082 --> 01:25:23,318
Sempre, sì,
sempre problemi al cuore.
1261
01:25:26,287 --> 01:25:27,589
Don't look so blue, kid.
1262
01:25:27,655 --> 01:25:30,692
You and me'll cut out,
go play catch.
1263
01:25:30,792 --> 01:25:32,193
It's raining.
1264
01:25:32,293 --> 01:25:33,737
Sa benedica,
gets put in the ground,
1265
01:25:33,761 --> 01:25:35,121
all they want to do
is eat my food.
1266
01:25:36,131 --> 01:25:38,766
It's not an Irish wake,
right, no food.
1267
01:25:38,833 --> 01:25:39,910
You get carried to your car.
1268
01:25:39,934 --> 01:25:41,669
Watch your step there, boss.
1269
01:25:46,341 --> 01:25:48,209
- How you doing?
- How you been?
1270
01:25:53,815 --> 01:25:55,150
Eckley, how's the boy?
1271
01:25:55,216 --> 01:25:57,485
Wonder what they
talk about in there.
1272
01:26:06,661 --> 01:26:09,464
Uncle Dick, can I talk
to you for a minute?
1273
01:26:09,531 --> 01:26:10,965
What's up, Joe Cocker?
1274
01:26:11,032 --> 01:26:13,368
All right, I'm gonna
wait in the car.
1275
01:26:13,468 --> 01:26:15,236
You help her? Help her.
1276
01:26:15,336 --> 01:26:16,336
Well, spit it out.
1277
01:26:18,473 --> 01:26:20,508
You ever heard of this?
1278
01:26:21,843 --> 01:26:23,511
Yeah, so, what about it?
1279
01:26:23,578 --> 01:26:25,580
Well, my mom's been
in a bad mood lately.
1280
01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:27,582
Lately?
1281
01:26:27,682 --> 01:26:31,152
The doctor said that this medicine
could help her, but she won't take it.
1282
01:26:31,219 --> 01:26:32,687
So what do you want from me?
1283
01:26:32,754 --> 01:26:35,924
So I was thinking maybe
you could talk to her.
1284
01:26:36,024 --> 01:26:37,392
What about your old man?
1285
01:26:37,492 --> 01:26:39,694
Nah, she's not speaking to him.
He did something.
1286
01:26:39,761 --> 01:26:41,596
I see the way she looks at you.
1287
01:26:41,696 --> 01:26:43,865
Always sits
next to you at dinners.
1288
01:26:43,932 --> 01:26:46,000
She bought you that
fur hat for Christmas.
1289
01:26:46,067 --> 01:26:47,769
I never wear it.
1290
01:26:47,869 --> 01:26:50,905
I mean... she looks up to you.
1291
01:26:51,005 --> 01:26:53,107
And maybe you could
get her some.
1292
01:26:53,208 --> 01:26:54,275
You need a prescription.
1293
01:26:54,375 --> 01:26:55,577
I can't get it in my own name.
1294
01:26:55,677 --> 01:26:57,078
I know you can get anything.
1295
01:26:57,178 --> 01:26:58,446
Don't be a wise-ass.
1296
01:26:58,546 --> 01:27:01,449
I'm not, I'm just saying
it could make her happy.
1297
01:27:01,549 --> 01:27:02,750
Even Janice says.
1298
01:27:02,850 --> 01:27:04,118
Janice.
1299
01:27:04,219 --> 01:27:06,139
There's somebody we all
want to take advice from.
1300
01:27:08,022 --> 01:27:09,023
Anthony!
1301
01:27:10,091 --> 01:27:11,926
The pros play in the rain.
1302
01:27:13,962 --> 01:27:16,082
- Ah, what are you doing, Jun'?
- Uncle Jun'!
1303
01:27:19,234 --> 01:27:20,969
Oh, Madonna mia!
1304
01:27:21,069 --> 01:27:22,237
Stay down. Don't move him!
1305
01:27:22,303 --> 01:27:23,471
Uncle Jun'!
1306
01:27:23,571 --> 01:27:24,782
I just said don't move him!
1307
01:27:26,274 --> 01:27:27,942
Your sister's cunt!
1308
01:27:28,042 --> 01:27:29,310
Corrado!
1309
01:27:29,410 --> 01:27:31,546
I'm calling an
ambulance. God damn it.
1310
01:27:31,613 --> 01:27:33,481
Here you go. Here you go.
1311
01:27:33,581 --> 01:27:35,250
- Take my hand.
- Cocksucker!
1312
01:27:43,258 --> 01:27:49,264
♪ No one here can love
or understand me ♪
1313
01:27:49,330 --> 01:27:54,836
♪ Oh, what hard luck stories
they all hand me ♪
1314
01:27:54,936 --> 01:27:58,506
These are Frank Sinatra, Jr.
Tickets for your uncle.
1315
01:27:58,606 --> 01:28:01,843
I gotta fly down
to the dog track.
1316
01:28:01,943 --> 01:28:05,013
They boast a string
of hits that seems to have no end,
1317
01:28:05,113 --> 01:28:06,848
out of Philadelphia,
Pennsylvania,
1318
01:28:06,948 --> 01:28:09,617
the mighty Delfonics.
1319
01:28:10,685 --> 01:28:14,355
Hey, kid. How's your rash?
1320
01:28:14,455 --> 01:28:15,923
Uncle Dickie around?
1321
01:28:20,662 --> 01:28:21,662
Hey.
1322
01:28:28,803 --> 01:28:29,803
Mezzanine?
1323
01:28:30,505 --> 01:28:31,706
What the fuck.
1324
01:28:32,440 --> 01:28:33,440
What?
1325
01:28:34,175 --> 01:28:35,510
That medicine.
1326
01:28:35,610 --> 01:28:36,778
Oh...
1327
01:28:36,844 --> 01:28:38,780
You nervous Nellie,
I got stuff to do.
1328
01:28:43,651 --> 01:28:45,386
Hey, hey, come here.
1329
01:28:45,486 --> 01:28:47,188
I want to show you something.
1330
01:28:55,063 --> 01:28:57,498
Holy shit. JBLs.
1331
01:28:59,867 --> 01:29:02,203
A pair of them are yours
to take home.
1332
01:29:03,071 --> 01:29:05,239
Yeah, well, they're hot.
1333
01:29:05,340 --> 01:29:06,708
Eh, fell off a truck.
1334
01:29:07,508 --> 01:29:08,910
Far out, man.
1335
01:29:11,212 --> 01:29:13,014
Oh!
1336
01:29:13,081 --> 01:29:14,148
Ten-inch woofers.
1337
01:29:17,185 --> 01:29:18,519
I want to go to college.
1338
01:29:18,586 --> 01:29:20,254
I can't get caught
with shit like this.
1339
01:29:20,355 --> 01:29:22,090
Okay, my friend Hesh...
1340
01:29:22,190 --> 01:29:25,259
says only goys
and children pay retail.
1341
01:29:25,360 --> 01:29:28,262
This isn't wholesale,
it's totally on the arm.
1342
01:29:31,532 --> 01:29:33,201
Look...
1343
01:29:33,267 --> 01:29:36,938
You want to be a civilian, I
appreciate that. I'm all for it.
1344
01:29:37,038 --> 01:29:39,207
But pay attention to me
for once, okay?
1345
01:29:39,273 --> 01:29:41,008
You take the speakers, right?
1346
01:29:41,075 --> 01:29:44,579
At the same time, you promise
yourself these speakers are it.
1347
01:29:44,679 --> 01:29:46,247
Now, you say to yourself,
1348
01:29:46,347 --> 01:29:48,583
"This is the last time I'm
ever gonna steal something."
1349
01:29:48,683 --> 01:29:50,017
And you stick to it.
1350
01:29:52,754 --> 01:29:54,088
It's that simple.
1351
01:30:17,979 --> 01:30:20,715
Maybe... Maybe
I should get on top.
1352
01:30:35,163 --> 01:30:36,164
Agh!
1353
01:30:36,264 --> 01:30:39,834
Fucking Dickie Moltisanti!
1354
01:30:44,105 --> 01:30:45,907
It's more than a month now!
1355
01:30:45,973 --> 01:30:47,575
For God's sake, Corrado.
1356
01:30:47,642 --> 01:30:50,511
He didn't push you down
the stairs, you slipped.
1357
01:30:50,611 --> 01:30:52,580
He got a good laugh
out of it, though.
1358
01:30:57,819 --> 01:30:59,854
Any excuse not to fuck.
1359
01:31:04,625 --> 01:31:06,437
They don't vote the
motherfucker out of the White House,
1360
01:31:06,461 --> 01:31:09,030
somebody gonna
assassinate his lying ass.
1361
01:31:09,130 --> 01:31:11,165
Azalea, you got it!
1362
01:31:12,967 --> 01:31:14,769
Say, hey!
1363
01:31:14,836 --> 01:31:17,472
There's my farm boy
from the Garden State.
1364
01:31:17,538 --> 01:31:19,040
Where's my tomatoes?
1365
01:31:19,140 --> 01:31:20,541
Brought you collard greens.
1366
01:31:20,641 --> 01:31:23,010
Ah, now you talkin'.
1367
01:31:24,879 --> 01:31:25,947
Sit down.
1368
01:31:26,013 --> 01:31:28,616
Have a hot chocolate
and Baileys.
1369
01:31:28,683 --> 01:31:29,817
So, we square?
1370
01:31:29,884 --> 01:31:31,819
Ooh, Chanel.
1371
01:31:37,124 --> 01:31:37,892
Small bills.
1372
01:31:37,992 --> 01:31:39,293
You're doing good.
1373
01:31:39,360 --> 01:31:40,971
Soon I'll be in
the stratosphere with you.
1374
01:31:40,995 --> 01:31:42,363
Call me Buzz Aldrin.
1375
01:31:42,463 --> 01:31:45,132
Well, Buzz,
gonna hype you again.
1376
01:31:45,199 --> 01:31:46,868
State lottery's coming.
1377
01:31:46,968 --> 01:31:49,904
Your woman's not gonna be
wearing French footwear very long.
1378
01:31:50,004 --> 01:31:51,539
Now, with smack,
1379
01:31:51,639 --> 01:31:54,809
you got white kids coming in
from Long Island, New Jersey,
1380
01:31:54,876 --> 01:31:56,978
Westchester to the East Village,
1381
01:31:57,044 --> 01:32:00,348
paying 30 bucks to
stick their arm in a hole.
1382
01:32:00,414 --> 01:32:04,218
Invisible person on the
other side finds a vein,
1383
01:32:04,318 --> 01:32:05,553
shoots 'em up...
1384
01:32:07,421 --> 01:32:09,223
Should tell you something
about the future.
1385
01:32:09,323 --> 01:32:11,726
You make a good point.
We'll talk.
1386
01:32:11,826 --> 01:32:12,826
Thanks.
1387
01:32:15,663 --> 01:32:17,331
This week I gotta...
1388
01:32:17,398 --> 01:32:21,202
gotta do something about this
guinea motherfucker or he'll do me.
1389
01:32:21,269 --> 01:32:23,037
Ah, DiMeo?
1390
01:32:23,104 --> 01:32:25,072
Nah, Dickie Moltisanti.
1391
01:32:26,607 --> 01:32:29,076
Controls the numbers,
whole rest of Newark.
1392
01:32:29,176 --> 01:32:31,445
You maybe need
an assist on the play?
1393
01:32:34,248 --> 01:32:36,784
Why would you want
to do that for me?
1394
01:32:36,884 --> 01:32:40,021
I got my own issues
with the Five Families.
1395
01:32:40,087 --> 01:32:41,889
I appreciate it, Frank, but...
1396
01:32:42,957 --> 01:32:45,126
Terms of the community.
1397
01:32:45,226 --> 01:32:47,028
I'd better do this myself.
1398
01:32:48,763 --> 01:32:50,097
Darryl.
1399
01:32:56,804 --> 01:32:58,539
Merry Christmas, Buzz.
1400
01:33:14,655 --> 01:33:19,327
♪ If I ventured
in the slipstream ♪
1401
01:33:19,427 --> 01:33:22,763
♪ Between the viaducts
of your dream ♪
1402
01:33:24,832 --> 01:33:28,436
♪ Where immobile
steel rims crack ♪
1403
01:33:28,502 --> 01:33:32,340
♪ And the ditch
in the back roads stop ♪
1404
01:33:34,175 --> 01:33:36,777
♪ Could you find me ♪
1405
01:33:38,779 --> 01:33:42,483
♪ Would you kiss-a my eyes? ♪
1406
01:33:43,451 --> 01:33:46,087
♪ To lay me down ♪
1407
01:33:47,121 --> 01:33:50,358
♪ In silence easy ♪
1408
01:33:50,458 --> 01:33:52,360
♪ To be born again ♪
1409
01:33:55,129 --> 01:33:57,698
♪ To be born again ♪
1410
01:33:59,533 --> 01:34:01,302
♪ To be born again ♪
1411
01:34:03,504 --> 01:34:05,373
I'm so hungry.
1412
01:34:07,642 --> 01:34:10,011
I got news.
1413
01:34:10,111 --> 01:34:13,481
That beauty parlor?
I took it over.
1414
01:34:15,616 --> 01:34:17,018
For me?
1415
01:34:17,118 --> 01:34:19,020
We'll be partners.
1416
01:34:19,120 --> 01:34:20,788
It'll be in my name,
but you'll run it.
1417
01:34:20,855 --> 01:34:23,391
Exactly how you want it.
I'll be hands off.
1418
01:34:25,660 --> 01:34:28,029
Oh!
1419
01:34:29,830 --> 01:34:32,066
Oh, Dickie!
1420
01:34:35,503 --> 01:34:38,806
♪ If I ventured
in the slipstream ♪
1421
01:34:40,875 --> 01:34:44,211
♪ Between the viaducts
of your dream ♪
1422
01:34:44,311 --> 01:34:47,381
♪ And the ditch
in the back roads stop ♪
1423
01:34:49,050 --> 01:34:53,154
♪ Could you find me? ♪
1424
01:34:53,220 --> 01:34:58,225
♪ Would you kiss-a my eyes? ♪
1425
01:34:58,325 --> 01:35:01,729
♪ To lay me down ♪
1426
01:35:02,697 --> 01:35:06,000
♪ In silence easy ♪
1427
01:35:06,067 --> 01:35:08,502
♪ To be born again ♪
1428
01:35:10,237 --> 01:35:11,939
♪ To be born again ♪
1429
01:35:12,039 --> 01:35:14,442
♪ In another time ♪
1430
01:35:16,210 --> 01:35:18,212
♪ In another place ♪
1431
01:35:20,915 --> 01:35:23,284
♪ In another face ♪
1432
01:35:23,384 --> 01:35:26,353
Hey, what did the bartender
say when the horse came in?
1433
01:35:26,420 --> 01:35:27,755
"Why the long face?"
1434
01:35:29,356 --> 01:35:30,725
You told me that
a million times.
1435
01:35:30,791 --> 01:35:33,728
Yeah, so? Why the long face?
1436
01:35:35,362 --> 01:35:37,031
I'm all, uh...
1437
01:35:37,765 --> 01:35:39,433
intronata.
1438
01:35:39,533 --> 01:35:42,103
You're mixed up? Well,
what are you mixed up about?
1439
01:35:43,804 --> 01:35:45,473
So many things.
1440
01:35:45,573 --> 01:35:48,109
Ten minutes ago, you were
laughing like an idiot. What did I do?
1441
01:35:49,577 --> 01:35:51,412
The beauty parlor.
1442
01:35:51,479 --> 01:35:52,480
The beaut--
1443
01:35:52,580 --> 01:35:54,381
I thought that's
what you wanted.
1444
01:35:54,448 --> 01:35:56,817
More than anything.
1445
01:35:56,917 --> 01:35:59,420
But now we partners in business.
1446
01:35:59,487 --> 01:36:01,322
It's like a marriage.
1447
01:36:04,425 --> 01:36:07,128
I'm alone so much.
1448
01:36:09,563 --> 01:36:11,065
I get lonely.
1449
01:36:13,167 --> 01:36:15,169
Maybe you didn't
love me anymore.
1450
01:36:15,269 --> 01:36:17,271
Hey, if I don't
love you anymore,
1451
01:36:17,338 --> 01:36:19,073
you won't mistake it
for a maybe.
1452
01:36:22,977 --> 01:36:25,112
Someone else came along.
1453
01:36:30,651 --> 01:36:32,653
I said yes.
1454
01:36:35,289 --> 01:36:36,290
Who?
1455
01:36:38,125 --> 01:36:39,794
Don't make me say.
1456
01:36:41,529 --> 01:36:44,465
What, you said,
"Yes, come fuck me?"
1457
01:36:44,532 --> 01:36:46,801
Is that what you're trying
to say? What else, yes?
1458
01:36:46,867 --> 01:36:49,537
It didn't mean anything, Dickie.
1459
01:36:49,637 --> 01:36:51,305
- I love you!
- How many times?
1460
01:36:51,372 --> 01:36:52,473
I don't know.
1461
01:36:52,540 --> 01:36:54,008
You don't know?
1462
01:36:54,108 --> 01:36:55,868
So many times you can't
remember? Who was he?
1463
01:36:55,943 --> 01:36:57,711
- I doesn't matter, it's over!
- Who was he?
1464
01:36:57,812 --> 01:37:00,014
- I can't!
- Tell me! Fucking tell me.
1465
01:37:00,114 --> 01:37:01,282
Promise you won't hurt him!
1466
01:37:01,348 --> 01:37:02,650
I don't promise anything,
1467
01:37:02,716 --> 01:37:04,396
but you don't tell me,
it's gonna be worse.
1468
01:37:06,120 --> 01:37:07,154
Harold.
1469
01:37:26,340 --> 01:37:28,242
You fucked that
murdering nigger?
1470
01:37:28,342 --> 01:37:30,511
But I don't love him, Dickie!
1471
01:37:30,578 --> 01:37:33,347
I love you! Please! Don't!
1472
01:37:34,148 --> 01:37:37,084
No, please! No! No!
1473
01:38:12,953 --> 01:38:13,953
Ah!
1474
01:39:02,503 --> 01:39:06,340
♪ Never in my life ♪
1475
01:39:06,440 --> 01:39:09,576
♪ Could I find a girl like you ♪
1476
01:39:15,249 --> 01:39:19,186
♪ Never in my life ♪
1477
01:39:19,286 --> 01:39:22,856
♪ Could I find a girl like you ♪
1478
01:39:28,862 --> 01:39:32,299
One thing
I still miss at Christmas...
1479
01:39:32,366 --> 01:39:35,836
The Seven Fishes.
My wife used to make it.
1480
01:39:35,936 --> 01:39:38,138
And tripe, too.
1481
01:39:38,205 --> 01:39:42,776
She could make those
two things, out of this world.
1482
01:39:42,843 --> 01:39:47,114
You celebrate Christmas with your
goomar, or you stick around home?
1483
01:39:48,315 --> 01:39:50,050
What makes you ask?
1484
01:39:50,150 --> 01:39:53,387
I just remember, with my girlfriend,
it was always a big argument.
1485
01:39:56,957 --> 01:39:58,158
She died.
1486
01:40:01,328 --> 01:40:02,830
So young.
1487
01:40:04,898 --> 01:40:06,533
What happened?
1488
01:40:07,401 --> 01:40:08,702
Pneumonia.
1489
01:40:09,336 --> 01:40:10,971
Pneumonia?
1490
01:40:11,038 --> 01:40:15,242
She had weak lungs, from
growing up on the other side.
1491
01:40:16,677 --> 01:40:18,379
Fucked up doctors...
1492
01:40:20,848 --> 01:40:23,150
So much tragedy in your life.
1493
01:40:24,351 --> 01:40:27,021
Your father, your mistress...
1494
01:40:28,422 --> 01:40:30,257
I don't even have
a picture of her.
1495
01:40:36,063 --> 01:40:37,931
You know, I... I try so hard.
1496
01:40:40,701 --> 01:40:42,669
What kind of God, huh?
1497
01:40:46,707 --> 01:40:49,376
I go to church
when Joanne wants.
1498
01:40:49,443 --> 01:40:51,678
I try to set an example
for my nephew,
1499
01:40:51,745 --> 01:40:52,745
I come see you...
1500
01:40:52,780 --> 01:40:54,515
I do all kinds of good things.
1501
01:40:56,550 --> 01:40:58,919
You know the Christmas song,
"My Favorite Things"?
1502
01:40:59,787 --> 01:41:00,787
Yeah.
1503
01:41:02,022 --> 01:41:05,292
Maybe some of the things
you choose to do...
1504
01:41:06,193 --> 01:41:07,761
aren't God's favorite.
1505
01:41:10,531 --> 01:41:12,599
What are you trying to say?
1506
01:41:14,068 --> 01:41:17,538
What do I know? I'm a murderer.
1507
01:41:23,077 --> 01:41:25,479
As far as your nephew goes...
1508
01:41:25,579 --> 01:41:29,883
may I make a brief suggestion for a
nice Christmas present you could give him?
1509
01:41:33,754 --> 01:41:35,055
I'm listening.
1510
01:41:36,924 --> 01:41:38,792
Stay out of his life.
1511
01:41:50,504 --> 01:41:51,672
It's damaged.
1512
01:41:51,772 --> 01:41:53,440
And you're out of line
with your prices.
1513
01:42:23,470 --> 01:42:24,805
Who is this?
1514
01:42:24,872 --> 01:42:27,674
Hey, Uncle Dick, it's Tony.
How's it going?
1515
01:42:29,510 --> 01:42:31,121
There's a party tonight,
and I was wondering
1516
01:42:31,145 --> 01:42:33,447
if we could get a couple
cases of Rolling Rock?
1517
01:42:34,715 --> 01:42:35,883
Uncle Dick?
1518
01:42:38,886 --> 01:42:39,987
Uncle Dick?
1519
01:42:41,054 --> 01:42:42,054
Hello?
1520
01:42:44,825 --> 01:42:46,727
There's something wrong
with his phone.
1521
01:42:46,827 --> 01:42:48,996
Your ass. Same as last time.
1522
01:42:50,564 --> 01:42:52,399
It doesn't have to be
Rolling Rock.
1523
01:42:52,499 --> 01:42:53,834
Does he know that?
1524
01:42:53,901 --> 01:42:56,303
It's not about
the fucking name brand.
1525
01:42:57,204 --> 01:42:58,639
Carmela, you got a dime?
1526
01:43:14,087 --> 01:43:14,988
Hello?
1527
01:43:15,055 --> 01:43:17,391
Hey, Aunt Jo. It's Tony.
1528
01:43:17,491 --> 01:43:18,892
Can I speak to Uncle Dick?
1529
01:43:20,527 --> 01:43:22,196
I haven't seen him today.
1530
01:43:22,262 --> 01:43:23,330
Yeah?
1531
01:43:25,666 --> 01:43:27,201
Well, how's Christopher?
1532
01:43:29,269 --> 01:43:31,205
You know, the colic?
1533
01:43:31,271 --> 01:43:33,707
For my money, you kids
shouldn't be drinking at your age.
1534
01:43:33,774 --> 01:43:35,909
Give me the goddamn phone.
1535
01:43:44,117 --> 01:43:47,354
Fuck. Hey, Joe Jerk-off.
1536
01:43:51,592 --> 01:43:53,026
What'd you say?
1537
01:43:53,093 --> 01:43:54,728
I said, hey, Joe Jerk...
1538
01:43:54,795 --> 01:43:55,795
Your sister's twat!
1539
01:43:55,862 --> 01:43:56,862
What?
1540
01:43:58,398 --> 01:43:59,398
Stop it!
1541
01:44:01,068 --> 01:44:02,068
Stop it!
1542
01:44:16,450 --> 01:44:17,818
What do you got for us?
1543
01:44:17,918 --> 01:44:20,153
It's what I told you,
furniture. Ethan Allen.
1544
01:44:20,254 --> 01:44:23,056
Dinette sets and, uh, TV trays.
1545
01:44:23,991 --> 01:44:25,459
TV trays?
1546
01:44:25,559 --> 01:44:26,893
I didn't argue.
1547
01:44:26,960 --> 01:44:29,830
- Mmm.
- Fucking truck's not gonna unload itself.
1548
01:44:33,267 --> 01:44:34,568
I'll let him know.
1549
01:44:45,612 --> 01:44:47,748
Hey, Sil, I need to talk
to my Uncle Dickie.
1550
01:44:48,915 --> 01:44:51,118
He's not here.
1551
01:44:51,184 --> 01:44:52,286
His car's here.
1552
01:44:53,020 --> 01:44:54,354
Battery's dead.
1553
01:44:56,790 --> 01:44:58,792
You know where he is?
1554
01:44:58,859 --> 01:45:00,694
Who am I, Rand McNally?
1555
01:45:06,033 --> 01:45:07,801
Okay, well...
1556
01:45:07,868 --> 01:45:09,303
Merry Christmas, Sil.
1557
01:45:11,938 --> 01:45:13,140
You too, kid.
1558
01:45:24,484 --> 01:45:29,856
Carmine spotted Harold,
Rockhaven Motel, down on 46th.
1559
01:45:33,160 --> 01:45:34,494
Well, we'll do it tomorrow.
1560
01:45:35,996 --> 01:45:38,165
I'll pick you up at 10:00
at the Pork Store.
1561
01:45:42,402 --> 01:45:45,305
It's the kid again.
I told him you're not here.
1562
01:45:48,041 --> 01:45:49,543
Turn the lights out.
1563
01:45:51,178 --> 01:45:53,146
But the guys,
they're still unloading.
1564
01:46:39,459 --> 01:46:40,727
You know...
1565
01:47:28,275 --> 01:47:29,476
The fuck are you doing?
1566
01:47:29,576 --> 01:47:31,178
I don't want these!
1567
01:47:37,317 --> 01:47:40,153
Oh! That was a gift!
1568
01:47:40,253 --> 01:47:41,254
You take 'em!
1569
01:47:41,321 --> 01:47:43,123
I don't want any part of this!
1570
01:47:43,190 --> 01:47:45,158
None of it! I don't
want any part of this!
1571
01:47:45,258 --> 01:47:47,994
Huh? What "this"?
1572
01:47:50,530 --> 01:47:51,865
What "this"?
1573
01:47:58,605 --> 01:48:00,040
Night, Dick.
1574
01:48:09,015 --> 01:48:10,383
Dick...
1575
01:48:10,484 --> 01:48:13,520
The kid. I don't know
what happened with you two.
1576
01:48:14,488 --> 01:48:16,223
But he worships you.
1577
01:48:16,323 --> 01:48:17,958
He's got so much potential.
1578
01:48:18,024 --> 01:48:21,294
Anthony, with that
loony tune of a mother.
1579
01:48:21,361 --> 01:48:24,231
Johnny, who's in line
for a personality transplant--
1580
01:48:24,331 --> 01:48:26,108
- What, I'm some kind of example?
- What can I tell you?
1581
01:48:26,132 --> 01:48:27,400
You're his best shot.
1582
01:48:27,501 --> 01:48:29,669
Ah, I should never
have let this happen.
1583
01:48:31,137 --> 01:48:32,239
Get in close.
1584
01:48:32,339 --> 01:48:34,307
Dick, he misses you.
1585
01:48:37,177 --> 01:48:38,177
What?
1586
01:48:40,881 --> 01:48:41,881
Nothing.
1587
01:48:45,886 --> 01:48:46,887
Actually...
1588
01:48:48,355 --> 01:48:49,489
that's it.
1589
01:48:56,029 --> 01:48:57,063
Nothing.
1590
01:48:59,499 --> 01:49:01,034
I'm not sure I follow.
1591
01:49:02,536 --> 01:49:03,837
Yeah, well.
1592
01:49:04,437 --> 01:49:05,437
Okay.
1593
01:49:07,040 --> 01:49:09,709
I know I shouldn't
say this, but...
1594
01:49:09,776 --> 01:49:12,112
Anthony, he could
end up somewhere.
1595
01:49:12,212 --> 01:49:13,747
Be on this thing of ours, even.
1596
01:49:25,725 --> 01:49:27,694
Tell him Holsten's, tomorrow.
1597
01:49:27,761 --> 01:49:30,263
- There you go.
- Let me finish, for Christ's sake!
1598
01:49:33,300 --> 01:49:35,368
9:00 a.m. No later.
1599
01:49:36,403 --> 01:49:37,470
This is good.
1600
01:49:37,571 --> 01:49:38,605
Okay.
1601
01:49:38,705 --> 01:49:40,373
- It's all right, but it--
- Okay!
1602
01:49:40,440 --> 01:49:41,775
It's over, go home.
1603
01:49:43,743 --> 01:49:45,078
The fuck am I doing?
1604
01:49:46,112 --> 01:49:47,414
This one's yours.
1605
01:50:52,178 --> 01:50:53,313
Help!
1606
01:50:54,447 --> 01:50:55,515
My God!
1607
01:50:56,349 --> 01:50:58,718
Mrs. Moltisanti!
1608
01:51:18,672 --> 01:51:20,006
Yeah?
1609
01:51:20,073 --> 01:51:21,241
It's done.
1610
01:52:10,757 --> 01:52:16,296
♪ Whatever happened
to Christmas? ♪
1611
01:52:16,396 --> 01:52:21,534
♪ To the Christmas
way of living? ♪
1612
01:52:23,603 --> 01:52:28,441
♪ Whatever happened
to the giving ♪
1613
01:52:28,541 --> 01:52:31,711
♪ The magic in the snow? ♪
1614
01:52:35,482 --> 01:52:36,783
Jun'.
1615
01:52:36,883 --> 01:52:39,986
♪ Whatever happened
to Christmas? ♪
1616
01:52:41,488 --> 01:52:48,161
♪ It's gone
and left no traces... ♪
1617
01:52:48,261 --> 01:52:54,267
You know, they found a couple
bottles of that Elavil in his coat pocket.
1618
01:52:54,334 --> 01:52:55,635
Oh.
1619
01:52:57,771 --> 01:53:00,907
I used to think
Dickie was so strong.
1620
01:53:00,974 --> 01:53:03,743
It shows you never
know about people.
1621
01:53:12,285 --> 01:53:14,954
God, he was my favorite uncle.
1622
01:53:17,323 --> 01:53:20,360
Remember when he used
to take us to the movies?
1623
01:53:20,460 --> 01:53:22,629
Ones Mom wouldn't let us go to.
1624
01:53:54,994 --> 01:53:58,198
That's the guy, my uncle Tony.
1625
01:53:58,298 --> 01:54:00,567
The guy I went to hell for.
1626
01:54:00,667 --> 01:54:02,802
♪ Woke up this mornin' ♪
1627
01:54:02,869 --> 01:54:05,405
♪ Got yourself a gun ♪
1628
01:54:05,505 --> 01:54:10,210
♪ Your mama always said
you'd be the chosen one ♪
1629
01:54:10,310 --> 01:54:14,080
♪ She said, "you're one in a
million, you got to burn to shine" ♪
1630
01:54:14,180 --> 01:54:17,250
Kevin, quit bouncing that ball.
1631
01:54:17,350 --> 01:54:19,085
Go do something useful, man.
1632
01:54:25,225 --> 01:54:27,060
Morning.
1633
01:54:27,160 --> 01:54:31,764
♪ Your papa never told you
about right and wrong ♪
1634
01:54:31,865 --> 01:54:34,901
♪ Hey but you're,
but you're looking good, baby ♪
1635
01:54:35,001 --> 01:54:36,903
♪ I believe that
you're a-feelin' fine ♪
1636
01:54:37,003 --> 01:54:38,538
♪ Shame about it ♪
1637
01:54:38,605 --> 01:54:42,175
♪ Born under a bad sign
with a blue moon in your eyes ♪
1638
01:54:42,242 --> 01:54:43,343
♪ So sing it now ♪
1639
01:54:43,409 --> 01:54:45,545
♪ Woke up this mornin' ♪
1640
01:54:45,612 --> 01:54:49,749
- ♪ You got a blue moon ♪ - ♪
- Got a blue moon in your eyes ♪
1641
01:54:53,219 --> 01:54:56,422
♪ I see ya,
you woke up this mornin' ♪
1642
01:54:56,522 --> 01:54:58,524
♪ The world turned upside down ♪
1643
01:54:58,591 --> 01:55:00,960
♪ Lord above,
things ain't been the same ♪
1644
01:55:01,060 --> 01:55:03,963
♪ Since the blues
walked into town ♪
1645
01:55:04,063 --> 01:55:06,466
♪ Hey, but you're,
but you're one in a million ♪
1646
01:55:06,566 --> 01:55:09,269
♪ 'Cause you got that
shotgun shine ♪
1647
01:55:09,369 --> 01:55:10,904
♪ Shame about it ♪
1648
01:55:10,970 --> 01:55:14,540
♪ Born under a bad sign
with a blue moon in your eyes ♪
1649
01:55:15,575 --> 01:55:18,311
♪ Woke up this mornin' ♪
1650
01:55:18,411 --> 01:55:21,247
♪ Woke up this mornin' ♪
1651
01:55:21,314 --> 01:55:23,650
♪ Woke up this mornin' ♪
1652
01:55:26,419 --> 01:55:28,421
♪ Woke up this mornin' ♪
1653
01:55:28,488 --> 01:55:32,725
♪ You wanna be,
you wanna be the chosen one ♪
1654
01:55:32,792 --> 01:55:34,661
♪ Yeah, you know it 'cause ♪
1655
01:55:34,761 --> 01:55:37,230
♪ You just can't
help yourself, yeah ♪
1656
01:55:37,297 --> 01:55:39,599
♪ Woke up this mornin' ♪
1657
01:55:40,600 --> 01:55:43,469
♪ Got yourself a gun ♪
1658
01:55:43,569 --> 01:55:46,306
♪ Got yourself a gun ♪
1659
01:55:46,406 --> 01:55:48,474
♪ Got yourself a gun ♪
1660
01:55:57,850 --> 01:56:01,688
♪ Santa Maria, Santa Teresa ♪
1661
01:56:01,788 --> 01:56:05,625
♪ Santa Anna, Santa Susannah ♪
1662
01:56:05,692 --> 01:56:09,529
♪ Santa Cecilia, Santa Copelia ♪
1663
01:56:09,629 --> 01:56:13,433
♪ Santa Domenica,
Mary Angelica ♪
1664
01:56:13,499 --> 01:56:17,203
♪ Frater Achad, Frater Pietro ♪
1665
01:56:17,303 --> 01:56:21,040
♪ Julianus, Petronilla ♪
1666
01:56:21,140 --> 01:56:27,814
♪ Santa, Santos, Miroslaw,
Vladimir and all the rest ♪
1667
01:56:31,651 --> 01:56:39,058
♪ A man is placed upon
the steps and a baby cries ♪
1668
01:56:39,158 --> 01:56:44,030
♪ High above you can hear
the church bells start to ring ♪
1669
01:56:45,331 --> 01:56:48,067
♪ And as the heaviness ♪
1670
01:56:48,167 --> 01:56:54,140
♪ Oh, the heaviness,
the body settles in ♪
1671
01:56:54,207 --> 01:56:58,311
♪ Somewhere you can hear
a mother sing ♪
1672
01:57:00,813 --> 01:57:08,154
♪ Then it's one foot, then the
other as you step out on the road ♪
1673
01:57:10,757 --> 01:57:13,326
♪ Step out on the road ♪
1674
01:57:13,393 --> 01:57:17,096
♪ How much weight? How much? ♪
1675
01:57:17,196 --> 01:57:23,736
♪ Then it's how long and
how far and how many times ♪
1676
01:57:25,038 --> 01:57:31,611
♪ Oh, before it's too late? ♪
1677
01:57:31,711 --> 01:57:39,352
♪ Calling all angels
Calling all angels ♪
1678
01:57:39,419 --> 01:57:46,426
♪ Walk me through this one
Don't leave me alone ♪
1679
01:57:47,393 --> 01:57:51,197
♪ Calling all angels ♪
1680
01:57:51,264 --> 01:57:55,902
♪ Calling all angels ♪
1681
01:57:55,968 --> 01:57:59,238
♪ We're tryin', we're hopin' ♪
1682
01:57:59,305 --> 01:58:04,944
♪ But we're not sure how ♪
1683
01:58:07,113 --> 01:58:11,818
♪ Oh, and every day
you gaze upon the sunset ♪
1684
01:58:11,918 --> 01:58:16,055
♪ With such love and intensity ♪
1685
01:58:18,257 --> 01:58:20,159
♪ Why? ♪
1686
01:58:20,259 --> 01:58:23,296
♪ It's, uh, it's almost as if ♪
1687
01:58:23,396 --> 01:58:26,065
♪ You could only
crack the code ♪
1688
01:58:26,132 --> 01:58:29,669
♪ Then you'd
finally understand ♪
1689
01:58:29,769 --> 01:58:32,939
♪ What this all means ♪
1690
01:58:34,907 --> 01:58:37,176
♪ Oh, but if you could ♪
1691
01:58:37,276 --> 01:58:41,347
♪ Do you think you would
trade in all ♪
1692
01:58:41,447 --> 01:58:47,520
♪ All the pain and suffering? ♪
1693
01:58:50,089 --> 01:58:53,993
♪ Calling all angels ♪
1694
01:58:54,093 --> 01:58:57,864
♪ Calling all angels ♪
1695
01:58:57,964 --> 01:59:01,667
♪ Walk me through this one ♪
1696
01:59:01,767 --> 01:59:05,705
♪ Don't leave me alone ♪
1697
01:59:05,805 --> 01:59:09,709
♪ Calling all angels ♪
1698
01:59:09,809 --> 01:59:14,347
♪ Calling all angels ♪
1699
01:59:14,447 --> 01:59:17,517
♪ We're tryin', we're hopin' ♪
1700
01:59:17,617 --> 01:59:21,387
♪ But we're not sure how ♪
1701
01:59:21,487 --> 01:59:25,525
♪ Calling all angels
Calling all angels ♪
1702
01:59:25,625 --> 01:59:29,562
♪ Calling all angels
Calling all angels ♪
1703
01:59:29,662 --> 01:59:32,665
♪ Walk me through this one ♪
1704
01:59:32,732 --> 01:59:36,969
♪ Don't leave me alone ♪
1705
01:59:37,036 --> 01:59:40,907
♪ Calling all angels ♪
1706
01:59:41,007 --> 01:59:45,578
♪ Calling all angels ♪
1707
01:59:45,678 --> 01:59:49,081
♪ We're cryin', we're callin' ♪
1708
01:59:49,182 --> 01:59:56,088
♪ 'cause we're not sure how ♪
1709
01:59:56,189 --> 02:00:02,028
♪ This goes ♪
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