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[car door closes]
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- Hey Tom.
We all miss you in band.
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- You miss me?
- Yeah.
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- That's literally the nicest
thing anyone's ever said to me.
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- That's the nicest?
- It's top three.
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- That's so sad--you know what?
- Well...
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- You should come to
my birthday party this weekend.
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- Great, yeah, count me in.
Thank you for the invite.
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- Technically, I'm not allowed
to invite you,
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but you should come.
- What does that mean?
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- 'Cause, you know,
you're more of a secret friend.
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- Whoa, that's confusing.
- Secret friend? Why secret?
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- My mom said I'm not allowed
to interact with "your kind."
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It's not a big deal.
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- Sounds like a big deal.
- Here's my solution.
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Tell my mom that
you're the caterer's son.
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- Caterer's son?
- Yeah.
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- I'm confused.
I am invited, or I'm not?
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- No, you're definitely not
invited, but I want you there.
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- What's the dress code?
Just casual?
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- I'd say whatever you think
a caterer's son would wear.
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- All right, here goes nothing.
Whoa, nice party.
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- Wait, wait.
- Woah, what's happening?
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- Tom? Did we invite you?
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- Oh, no, I'm not part
of the party.
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My dad is the caterer.
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- Kevork is your father?
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- Kevork is my primary father.
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- I thought I heard a rumor
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that your dad
was in Myrtle Beach.
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- He was.
He's back.
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And he started
a Lebanese catering company.
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- Are you all Lebanese?
- We're not.
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He just thought it was
a fun theme, a fun motif.
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Anyway, I'm gonna
let myself in.
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All right.
Hey, what up, Dad?
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- Oh, my God.
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[kids cheering]
- Wow.
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I had no idea that
this guy was so much fun!
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- Yeah, his name's Tom.
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We're in band together.
We were, I mean.
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- Hey, you guys wanna
see a backflip?
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- Yeah, Tom!
Do it!
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- You wanna see a backflip,
Dakota?
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- I mean, not as much
as she does.
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- Do it, do it right now.
Do it.
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- Do it, Tom!
Show us a backflip!
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- All right, here--
- Oh, my God.
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- [groaning]
What's happening?
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- Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
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- Who is this guy?
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- What's up?
- We have a problem, Tom.
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- Problem?
- Some jewelry
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has gone missing,
and your father
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is the one who took it.
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- My father? Kevork?
- He stole.
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And now we'd like you
to confront him.
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So we don't have
to make a scene here.
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- Oh, no, he doesn't like
to be bothered in the kitchen.
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- Thomas, when adults
talk to you,
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you need to be respectful.
- Bradley, shut up.
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We're gonna listen
from the hall,
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and if he gets defensive,
we'll come in.
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- Oh, no.
- The safe word
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is bouillabaisse.
- Bouillabaisse?
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How about something easier
like cookie or ham?
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- No, we spent a lot on
this party, for Christ's sake.
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I wanna have
a very classy safe word.
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Now, don't screw it up.
- Oh.
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- [muttering]
- Okay, Pops, we need to talk.
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- Who are you, and why
are you calling me Pops?
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- I'm the son.
- Whose son?
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- It's your son, Tom.
- No, no, no, no.
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I don't have Tom.
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- That's no way to talk
to your main boy.
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- Main boy?
I don't even know you.
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- He won't even acknowledge him
as his own son.
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- It is not right.
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- That's what I just said
if you had been listening.
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- Listen, if you stole
something, just put it back.
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- Wait, wait.
You accusing me of stealing?
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- Listen, as a family member,
I'm trying to help.
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- You know how you can help?
You can go over there
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to that corner over there
and pull your little pants down
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and smack your little tush
with a spatula.
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- [yelping]
Bouillabaisse!
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Ham!
Bouillabaisse, ham!
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- This job is beneath me!
You kids are obnoxious.
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You know, why don't you
cook your own food, all right?
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Your BLT or whatever
you Americans do, your--
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- Pops...
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- Organic soybeans
and oat milk.
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- Dad, so you're not
returning the watch?
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- I have not taken a watch!
- Wow.
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This is not good at all.
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- Thanks for nothing, folks.
Keep your filthy money.
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- Tom, aren't you leaving
with your father?
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- Oh that's right.
Oh, wait, wait up, Pops!
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- Suck a donkey's
ding dong, kid.
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- Donkey's ding dong what?
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- What a monster!
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- All right,
I'll see you at home.
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- Did your father just leave
without you?
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- I think he did.
That's upsetting.
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- Tom, come here.
I just feel terrible
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for misjudging you
all of these years.
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- Thank you.
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- I thought you were
a little strange,
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but it's not your fault at all.
Because you know what?
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You have an abusive situation
at your home.
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- It explains a lot.
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- You just need a male
role model in your life
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because you don't
really have one.
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- No one supports me.
I'm a good guy.
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- Oh! Tom should go
on Dad's fishing trip with him!
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- Oh, no, no, no, no.
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- Oh, my God,
that's a great idea, Brad.
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- No, it's a terrible idea.
- It's a great idea.
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- He wouldn't even like that.
What kids like fishing?
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- Honestly, it sounds
like the trip of a lifetime.
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- You need to bring him along.
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- If he gets hurt,
then we're liable.
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If--if he kills someone,
we're liable--
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- Great, it's decided.
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I'm gonna clear it
with Tom's mom.
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Plus, Brad, your friends
all teach at his school.
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- Can I just say one thing?
- No.
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- One thing, I just want to--
- Brad,
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I don't wanna hear it.
- [grumbles]
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- Hey, Tom.
Tom's mom.
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- Hi, Dakota's dad.
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Thanks so much
for including Tom!
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He's excited.
- It was my wife's idea.
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You know,
he doesn't have to go even.
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- Oh no, I'm looking
forward to it.
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Can't wait.
- Do you have
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any questions or concerns?
I mean, there's gonna be
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a lot of drinking--
hard alcohol and whatnot.
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- No.
- He'll be exposed to
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rough language
and open sewage and...
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- Zero--is there a number
I can reach you at?
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- Ooh, unfortunately, there's
no cell service up there.
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We'll be completely
off the grid.
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- Mm, well...
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sometimes you gotta
let your kid
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off the grid, right, Tom?
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- What?
- I don't get the house
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to myself a ton,
so I'm excited.
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- All right,
it's your child's funeral.
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Tom, just get in the car, then,
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if you're so hellbent on going.
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We're running late, so...
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- ♪ Give yourselfanother chance, my darling ♪
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♪ Don't be satisfiedwith second best ♪
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- Tom's in the house.
- Ah, what the shit.
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- Sorry, guys, Tom's
joining us this year.
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- Doesn't this ruin
the whole trip?
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- Not the warmest welcome.
- It sucks.
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I tried to stop it.
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- Anyway,
let's get started here.
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I need to just borrow
some fishing equipment,
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and boots,
and a hat, and a pole.
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- Tom, no one's
doing any fishing.
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I mean, this is mostly
about booze and grab-ass.
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- Brad, please!
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- Your wife didn't mention
any of that.
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- Yeah, well, she's on
a need-to-know basis.
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And Tom, on this trip
you can call me "Double D."
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- Oh, for "Dakota's Dad"?
- Sure.
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It's not because
I like big boobs.
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- Big boobs, what does that
have to do with Double D?
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- Tom, what you are about
to witness this weekend
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stays in the group,
never to be discussed
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outside of this inner sanctum
of masculinity.
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- I feel like the trip's
taking a weird turn.
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- It's called Bro Code,
because guys don't rat on guys.
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Now let's make a pact
by urinating in a circle.
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- What?
- Oh, no.
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- Come on, man.
- No.
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- Whip 'em out, guys.
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Who's in the mood
for some tunes?
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- Yeah, I guess.
- I guess so.
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- This is a little song I wrote
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called "My Wife
Just Doesn't Get It."
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- Here we go.
- ♪ My wife ♪
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♪ Just doesn't get it ♪
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♪ A pain inside my butt, yeah ♪
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♪ Her mouth will never shut,
no, no ♪
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- Weird subject matter, but--
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- He's got nine other songs
about his wife; it's crazy.
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- Hey, Tom, I don't want you
to let how you see me here
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affect the way you view me
as a principal.
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- Oh, no, it's Bro Code.
This all stays here.
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- And, look, he's the one
doing all the nasty stuff.
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We just come here to relax
and have a few beers.
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- Yeah, he seems like he's
working through some issues.
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- Come on, T, sing along!
- All right, Brad, please stop.
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You're giving me
a headache.
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- Oh, whatever.
Eff this thing.
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No one appreciates
my music anyway.
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[grunts]
- Wow.
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- All right, come on,
calm down, it's not the--
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- We need to take this party
up a notch, huh?
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I refuse to let a certain
someone ruin my big weekend.
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- He's talking about me
or his wife?
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- Tom, do me a favor, bro.
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I need your little feet
to run up there.
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Grab me some booze,
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Cool Ranch Doritos,
and a couple rubbers.
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- Brad, come on.
- He's a big kid.
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He knows what's what,
right, T?-
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- What are they?
What am I looking for?
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- They're like, um, they're
like sweaters for your penis.
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It does--it really does
get chilly up here.
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- All right,
let me go grab 'em.
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- Hey, while we wait,
can one of you idiots
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jump in the lake
and get my guitar?
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I need to go drop a deuce.
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- Why are we still friends
with him?
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- I don't--you know what,
I think that all the time.
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I don't know why.
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- Booze, Doritos,
penis sweaters.
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All right, good to go.
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- Um, hello?
Am I in the right place?
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I'm looking for DD.
- Oh!
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Oh, Dakota's Dad.
He's down by the lake
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singing a song about his wife.
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- Ugh, figures.
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- What are you doing?
Can you stand?
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- You're adorable.
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- I gotta get back
with the booze, but--oh, no--
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Oh, no, don't lay down.
What are you doing?
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- I'm just exhausted.
It's just a factory.
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It's always, Rhonda, blow this,
Rhonda, yank that.
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- Okay, off the couch.
I have to go; I'm busy.
236
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- Twelve dongs a day,
that's too many dongs!
237
00:08:24,833 --> 00:08:26,203
- It sounds
like a very rough job,
238
00:08:26,301 --> 00:08:27,871
but I don't have time to chat.
239
00:08:27,969 --> 00:08:29,869
- Should be three dongs a day.
- Please stop saying dong.
240
00:08:29,971 --> 00:08:32,101
This trip is much filthier
than I was expecting.
241
00:08:32,173 --> 00:08:33,613
- Hey, hey, hey, hey,
look at me.
242
00:08:33,675 --> 00:08:35,545
- Yeah?
- Let's do something wholesome.
243
00:08:35,644 --> 00:08:37,784
- Sounds weird, but what
do you want to do?
244
00:08:37,846 --> 00:08:39,516
- Let's make s'mores.
245
00:08:39,614 --> 00:08:41,684
- That's the first good idea
I've heard.
246
00:08:41,783 --> 00:08:42,813
That sounds great.
247
00:08:42,884 --> 00:08:44,824
- I know!
Let's divvy up the work.
248
00:08:44,886 --> 00:08:47,696
You make the s'mores
and get the fire going.
249
00:08:47,789 --> 00:08:49,889
I'm just gonna crash
on the couch.
250
00:08:49,991 --> 00:08:52,861
- That's divvying up,
or that's me doing it all?
251
00:08:52,961 --> 00:08:55,291
- [snoring]
252
00:08:55,363 --> 00:08:57,133
- This one is called
253
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"Why Does My Wife Insist on
Belittling Me in Public?"
254
00:09:00,869 --> 00:09:03,469
- You need to work on a couple
of these song titles.
255
00:09:03,538 --> 00:09:05,568
- ♪ Why ♪
256
00:09:05,674 --> 00:09:08,344
♪ Does my wife ♪
257
00:09:08,410 --> 00:09:11,710
♪ Insist on belittling me ♪
258
00:09:11,813 --> 00:09:13,913
♪ In front of our friends ♪
259
00:09:14,015 --> 00:09:17,055
- How many times are you
gonna say "wife" in a song?
260
00:09:17,152 --> 00:09:19,582
- She's not singing songs
about him, I guarantee it.
261
00:09:19,688 --> 00:09:22,418
- ♪ In a public place,
I'm a big disgrace ♪
262
00:09:22,524 --> 00:09:24,564
[indistinct chatteron television]
263
00:09:24,659 --> 00:09:26,429
- Rhonda, the fire's
not starting.
264
00:09:26,528 --> 00:09:27,858
Rhonda, can you wake up?
265
00:09:27,929 --> 00:09:29,429
The lighter fluid says
keep away from children.
266
00:09:29,531 --> 00:09:30,761
Can you just give it
a quick squirt?
267
00:09:30,865 --> 00:09:32,365
- [snoring]
268
00:09:32,434 --> 00:09:35,104
- I have to do everything
on this trip.
269
00:09:35,203 --> 00:09:36,443
Oh, no!
Oh, no.
270
00:09:36,538 --> 00:09:38,438
Rhonda, please.
Flames.
271
00:09:38,540 --> 00:09:41,440
Come on, for God's sake.
How tired can you possibly be?
272
00:09:42,610 --> 00:09:44,380
Don't panic, Tom.
How do you work this thing?
273
00:09:44,446 --> 00:09:45,746
[line trilling]
274
00:09:45,847 --> 00:09:47,417
- Brad?
- Oh, 911?
275
00:09:47,515 --> 00:09:49,925
- I thought cell phones
didn't work up there.
276
00:09:50,018 --> 00:09:51,448
- Dakota's mom?
- Tom?
277
00:09:51,553 --> 00:09:53,223
- The cabin's kind of on fire.
278
00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:54,588
- Thomas, what are
you talking about?
279
00:09:54,689 --> 00:09:56,219
- The lady friend's purse
is on fire.
280
00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:57,961
- Oh, my God, Thomas,slow down.
281
00:09:58,059 --> 00:09:59,689
Where are you?
- I can't tell you where I am.
282
00:09:59,761 --> 00:10:01,131
- Where's my husband?
283
00:10:01,229 --> 00:10:02,629
- Unfortunately,I can't divulge that.
284
00:10:02,731 --> 00:10:04,461
- What does that even mean?
- It's a code.
285
00:10:04,566 --> 00:10:06,206
We pissed in a circle.
- What?
286
00:10:06,267 --> 00:10:07,377
- Oh, my God,
we're going to burn down.
287
00:10:07,435 --> 00:10:08,975
I've already said too much.
288
00:10:09,070 --> 00:10:11,300
- I'm getting in the car.
I'll be there in 40 minutes.
289
00:10:11,406 --> 00:10:12,946
- Don't come.
- Oh, my God,
290
00:10:13,041 --> 00:10:15,241
I can't find my car keys.
- Goodbye.
291
00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:17,210
Rhonda, no job
is that exhausting.
292
00:10:17,278 --> 00:10:20,408
[siren whoops]
- Okay, folks, fire's out.
293
00:10:20,482 --> 00:10:21,982
Looks like it started
in the fireplace,
294
00:10:22,083 --> 00:10:24,123
then some pervert for
some reason had a shitload
295
00:10:24,219 --> 00:10:26,449
of rubbers in the pantry.
Those lit up like tinder.
296
00:10:26,554 --> 00:10:28,454
You know, those are good
for fucking, bad for fires.
297
00:10:28,556 --> 00:10:30,166
Just a little fire tip
there for you.
298
00:10:30,258 --> 00:10:31,918
Okay, you folks be safe now.
299
00:10:31,993 --> 00:10:33,463
- All right, I want the truth.
300
00:10:33,561 --> 00:10:35,591
What exactly happened here?
301
00:10:35,663 --> 00:10:38,103
- You know, just hanging out.
Fishing.
302
00:10:38,166 --> 00:10:39,976
- Yeah, I caught a bass.
303
00:10:40,068 --> 00:10:42,328
- Oh, my God,
you guys are useless.
304
00:10:42,437 --> 00:10:45,107
Tom.
- Me?
305
00:10:45,173 --> 00:10:47,343
- I need to know
what exactly happened.
306
00:10:47,442 --> 00:10:49,012
- Uh, well, from what I know...
307
00:10:49,110 --> 00:10:52,310
the guys were fishing
and singing some fun songs.
308
00:10:52,413 --> 00:10:54,253
- Yeah?
- And Rhonda took a nap--
309
00:10:54,315 --> 00:10:55,585
- Who the hell is Rhonda?
310
00:10:55,650 --> 00:10:57,950
- She's with my dad's
catering company.
311
00:10:58,019 --> 00:11:00,089
- What's up?
- She's in charge of the meat.
312
00:11:00,155 --> 00:11:01,695
Is that a job
at a catering company?
313
00:11:01,790 --> 00:11:03,420
- You know what?
I'm tired of this.
314
00:11:03,491 --> 00:11:05,191
Tom, you're back on my list.
315
00:11:05,293 --> 00:11:06,763
- Back on the list?
No.
316
00:11:06,828 --> 00:11:10,698
- And, Bradley,
you're driving yourself home.
317
00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:16,270
[pop music on radio]
318
00:11:16,337 --> 00:11:19,207
- Hey, I'm proud of you, Tom.
- Thank you, Double D.
319
00:11:19,307 --> 00:11:22,617
- Being a man isn't
about fishing or camaraderie.
320
00:11:22,677 --> 00:11:25,717
It's about lying.
And you seem like a natural.
321
00:11:25,814 --> 00:11:28,114
- Thank you, Double D.
- When you're old enough,
322
00:11:28,183 --> 00:11:29,783
you should join us on the trip.
323
00:11:29,851 --> 00:11:31,451
- I think I got my fill.
- I'm with Tom.
324
00:11:31,519 --> 00:11:33,049
I'll just go ahead
and pass too.
325
00:11:33,154 --> 00:11:34,894
You can count me out.
- Yeah, we've been meaning
326
00:11:34,989 --> 00:11:36,819
to say something for,
like, ten years now.
327
00:11:36,891 --> 00:11:39,561
We--we really don't
like you, Brad.
328
00:11:39,661 --> 00:11:42,361
- Wow.
That's a lot to take in.
329
00:11:42,463 --> 00:11:44,833
Reminds me of a song
I've been working on actually.
330
00:11:44,899 --> 00:11:46,459
- Oh, sh--
- [groans]
331
00:11:46,534 --> 00:11:49,334
- ♪ My friends,
they all are pussies ♪
332
00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:51,144
♪ And they don't know
how to party ♪
333
00:11:51,206 --> 00:11:52,876
♪ Yeah, they don't know ♪
- This is the worst one yet.
334
00:11:52,974 --> 00:11:54,244
I don't want to be
in one of his songs.
335
00:11:54,342 --> 00:11:55,742
- At least his wife
ain't in it.
336
00:11:55,844 --> 00:11:57,514
- ♪ My friends,
they all are pussies ♪
337
00:11:57,579 --> 00:11:59,339
♪ No, they can't keep up
with me ♪
338
00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:01,154
♪ No, they can't
keep up with me ♪
339
00:12:01,216 --> 00:12:02,656
♪ Such a damn tragedy ♪
340
00:12:02,717 --> 00:12:05,527
- I should really go home
or check-in or something.
341
00:12:05,587 --> 00:12:07,927
This is really pushing
the limits.
342
00:12:08,022 --> 00:12:09,352
♪ ♪
343
00:12:09,424 --> 00:12:11,264
- ♪ Rememberthere's more road ♪
344
00:12:11,359 --> 00:12:13,259
♪ And places to go ♪
345
00:12:13,361 --> 00:12:15,431
♪ Patterns to contemplate ♪
346
00:12:15,530 --> 00:12:17,260
♪ More people to fornicate ♪
347
00:12:17,365 --> 00:12:20,435
♪ And rememberthere's a lot of good omens ♪
348
00:12:20,535 --> 00:12:22,075
♪ Supplying the proof ♪
349
00:12:22,170 --> 00:12:25,740
♪ That our lifeis the best joke ever told ♪
350
00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:29,440
♪ Remember it's a jokeand leave it alone ♪
351
00:12:29,544 --> 00:12:33,884
♪ Let go and try to bealways abiding ♪
352
00:12:33,948 --> 00:12:38,118
♪ Remember if there'sone good reason for dying ♪
353
00:12:38,219 --> 00:12:40,019
♪ The sweet silver lining ♪
354
00:12:40,088 --> 00:12:42,248
♪ Through you she lives on ♪
355
00:12:42,357 --> 00:12:46,197
♪ And therein lies a truthwe can sip when we want ♪
356
00:12:46,261 --> 00:12:49,791
♪ Disciples of the flow,we can float anywhere ♪
357
00:12:49,841 --> 00:12:54,391
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