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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,840 --> 00:00:05,440 I'll just take it then, Jesus Christ. 2 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:08,140 What would you guys do without me? 3 00:00:10,500 --> 00:00:15,600 I want 10% of your drugs, and I want you and your friends to join the kose group. 4 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:19,960 Yeah just find a seat, then we can start. 5 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:27,820 Come outside. 6 00:00:28,340 --> 00:00:32,520 So that's why I was wondering if you wanted to be in a group with me. 7 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:37,060 Yeah, I kind of already agreed to be in a group with... 8 00:00:38,940 --> 00:00:40,980 With... -Even. 9 00:00:59,700 --> 00:01:02,640 [Hello again.] 10 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:06,600 [Hi how's it going?] 11 00:01:06,620 --> 00:01:09,520 [Horny, you?] 12 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:14,120 [Location?] 13 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:15,740 Look at this guy. 14 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:19,300 Do you think he's handsome? 15 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:20,960 This guy. 16 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:24,840 I don't fucking know. -Look! 17 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:27,840 Definitely handsome. 18 00:01:28,780 --> 00:01:32,180 Isak, you can say a guy's handsome without being gay. 19 00:01:33,020 --> 00:01:35,140 I said he's definitely handsome. 20 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:38,020 I'm going to meet him, you know. 21 00:01:39,420 --> 00:01:43,560 You need my confirmation that he's hot before you meet him? 22 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:51,800 He writes that he isn't gay, but likes to suck cock for fun. 23 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:56,140 My boy, you have one year and then you'll be out of the closet. 24 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:01,920 Eskild, why do you think every guy is gay? 25 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:06,220 I don't think every guy is gay, Isak. 26 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:10,240 But I have quite a good gaydar. 27 00:02:10,900 --> 00:02:11,800 You know? 28 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:16,240 How does this gaydar work? What's the characteristic of a gay guy? 29 00:02:18,820 --> 00:02:19,640 Okay. 30 00:02:20,660 --> 00:02:25,560 A clue, for example, is when someone starts talking about sucking dick with a stranger. 31 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:27,200 Right? 32 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:36,840 It's also a bit suspicious when you have a Grindr profile. 33 00:02:40,220 --> 00:02:41,120 Hi! 34 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:43,000 Noora. 35 00:02:45,100 --> 00:02:46,440 I'm in Isak's room. 36 00:02:50,380 --> 00:02:54,500 No, it's better now. He's cleaned up a little. However, it smells… 37 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:12,380 Yo, what's up people? 38 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,700 Straight out of Elvebakken. 39 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:21,380 Today I'm talking to my best buddy Even. 40 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:24,520 What's up, bro? Tell us about your movie. 41 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:30,100 The movie is about Captain America and Vladimir Putin 42 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,380 who are in love with each other. 43 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:37,800 But they can't be together because Sarah Palin has bewitched them. 44 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:42,920 So when they kiss, a cat dies of AIDS. 45 00:04:44,460 --> 00:04:46,840 Who is this Barbie? Sarah Palin? 46 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:48,920 No! She's just Barbie. 47 00:04:49,180 --> 00:04:50,840 You always have to have a hot woman. 48 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:55,320 Sarah Palin is considered a hot woman. -What?! 49 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,860 Who's your favourite director? 50 00:05:00,620 --> 00:05:02,120 Baz Luhrmann. 51 00:05:02,700 --> 00:05:04,680 Seriously? -Seriously. 52 00:05:04,860 --> 00:05:07,060 Are you kidding me? -No I'm not kidding you. 53 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:09,720 Baz Luhrmann? -Why are you so skeptical? 54 00:05:10,260 --> 00:05:14,160 He makes cliché movies where the leads die. 55 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:17,360 He makes epic love stories, man! 56 00:05:19,140 --> 00:05:23,720 The lead must die, otherwise it's not an epic love story. 57 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:27,760 Hello. 58 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:33,620 Do you have my stuff? 59 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:34,820 What stuff? 60 00:05:35,740 --> 00:05:36,780 What stuff?! 61 00:05:37,020 --> 00:05:38,820 I thought you said it wasn't yours. 62 00:05:40,620 --> 00:05:41,760 Can't you just give it to me? 63 00:05:45,540 --> 00:05:47,940 I didn't see your friends at the meeting. 64 00:05:48,420 --> 00:05:51,120 I can't force them to come, can I?! 65 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,780 Control yo hoes, is all that I'm saying. 66 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:59,960 I can't be bothered with this anymore. -Neither can I. 67 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:04,860 Where do you want it? -You have it? 68 00:06:12,380 --> 00:06:15,060 No! The big compartment. 69 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:19,480 Sana and Isak! What are you guys doing? 70 00:06:25,740 --> 00:06:28,260 What was it you put in your burqa just now? 71 00:06:29,460 --> 00:06:31,960 My burqa? -Niqab, then. 72 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:39,720 Niqab? You can't name the garment 10% of your students wear? 73 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:41,000 Are you a racist? 74 00:06:42,180 --> 00:06:44,540 What's it called then? -It's called a hijab! 75 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:47,880 Great. Hijab. But now you guys need to pay attention. 76 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:49,540 Please, class starts now. 77 00:07:08,780 --> 00:07:10,060 Vilde? 78 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:11,360 Hi! 79 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:16,380 I was just thinking, are there any more kose group meetings? 80 00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:19,780 How unbelievably nice that you're engaging! 81 00:07:19,780 --> 00:07:24,180 We won't have a group meeting this week, but next week there's the theatre party. 82 00:07:24,180 --> 00:07:26,180 So we'll have a group pre-drink. 83 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:28,900 Could the pre-drink maybe be at yours? 84 00:07:30,180 --> 00:07:31,200 Why? 85 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:36,360 Because my mom will host a wine reception, Eva's house was completely trashed 86 00:07:36,380 --> 00:07:39,480 and Sana's parents are Muslim. But it could be at yours! 87 00:07:41,220 --> 00:07:43,820 Maybe… -What's up here? 88 00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:49,060 Isak will throw next week's pre-drink. Do you guys want to come? 89 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,200 Eh, group pre-drink? 90 00:07:52,340 --> 00:07:54,080 What the fuck… 91 00:07:55,340 --> 00:07:57,960 Why are you laughing? Do you think the theatre is stupid? 92 00:07:58,740 --> 00:08:04,740 The theatre will lay the social foundation for how you'll be at school if you engage. 93 00:08:04,740 --> 00:08:08,060 That's where class, age, race, sexual orientation… 94 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:51,280 Hi! 95 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:53,000 Did you get my messages? 96 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:57,880 Sorry. No I didn't get them. 97 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:05,160 We'll have a pre-drink on Friday. We were wondering if you guys want to come. 98 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:07,460 Friday? 99 00:09:08,300 --> 00:09:14,380 I don't really know. I think… -Isak has brain damage. We're coming. 100 00:09:15,780 --> 00:09:20,000 Okay, yeah. Cool. I'll text you. 101 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:24,920 What the fuck is your deal? Are you gay or what? 102 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:31,900 Where do these first year girls get the confidence? 103 00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:35,500 Why are first year girls inviting second year guys to a bus pre-drink? 104 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:39,860 Are they complete noobs? They're not meant to go after you? 105 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:43,340 What's the problem with that? 106 00:09:43,340 --> 00:09:45,880 The problem is that there's a system! 107 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:50,660 If first year girls start sleeping with third year guys, and second year guys as well... 108 00:09:50,660 --> 00:09:52,220 Who will we sleep with? 109 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:02,940 I'm available if you want to have sex. 110 00:10:06,020 --> 00:10:07,420 Don't be rude. 111 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:12,480 Dude, you're such an idiot. -What the fuck did you mean by that? 112 00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:15,660 Is she playing me, guys? 113 00:10:16,740 --> 00:10:19,100 I'm so damn hungover. 114 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:20,520 It's Wednesday... 115 00:10:25,340 --> 00:10:26,860 You always have to have a hot woman. 116 00:10:27,180 --> 00:10:31,120 Sarah Palin is considered a hot woman. -What?! 117 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,940 Who is your favorite director? 118 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:38,140 Baz Luhrmann. 119 00:10:38,660 --> 00:10:39,680 Seriously? 120 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:28,080 [Horny?] 121 00:13:29,780 --> 00:13:33,540 [Hi. Top or bottom?] 122 00:13:34,540 --> 00:13:35,920 [Is your cock thick?] 123 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,620 [Squirt a lot?] 124 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,580 [You can fuck and come in my ass.] 125 00:14:29,820 --> 00:14:31,960 You owe me a drink. Yeah. -Huh?! 126 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:35,860 That party Ina and Hedda had together… 127 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:39,160 … You drank almost all of my six pack. 128 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:43,220 It's you who owes me. I gave you like three beers at a party. 129 00:14:43,740 --> 00:14:45,920 That was ages ago! 130 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:53,840 At that one party you didn't have shit, and I had a six-pack. 131 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,440 You almost finished the entire fucking six pack. 132 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:59,320 When I came up to you, you gave me some. 133 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:06,560 Why are you saying it's true? -He gets it! 134 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,680 It goes without saying. 135 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:15,960 Eskild will get it for sure. -Eksild? Eksild will get it. 136 00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:20,200 Later, guys! -Text me when we're leaving. 137 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:23,460 I'll find out. -Bye! 138 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:36,180 [Are you home and can you buy beer for me?] 139 00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:51,340 [Sorry, working until 9PM] 140 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:52,020 Hello. 141 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,080 Hello. 142 00:15:58,280 --> 00:15:59,120 Going home? 143 00:15:59,860 --> 00:16:00,800 Yeah. 144 00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:02,520 You too? 145 00:16:16,420 --> 00:16:17,500 Nice chat... 146 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:29,500 This is line 12 via Grünerløkka and Torshov to Disen. 147 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,700 You're 18, right? 148 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,600 Could you maybe buy some beer? 149 00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:49,120 I forgot my ID. I have to go home and get it. 150 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:49,880 You coming? 151 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:00,880 Hello? 152 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,340 Nice. 153 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,500 Don't know where I've put it. 154 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,240 Did you draw these? 155 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:38,500 Yeah. 156 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,760 They're good. -Thanks 157 00:17:43,420 --> 00:17:45,900 Really funny. -You think so? 158 00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:56,600 Here it is. -You found it? 159 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,100 No, but... 160 00:18:02,020 --> 00:18:05,100 Haven't you skipped school yet? 161 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:09,640 I just skipped class earlier. 162 00:18:09,820 --> 00:18:13,380 You didn't get caught yet? I skipped a few hours. 163 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,540 What's the limit? -The limit is 10 hours. 164 00:18:15,540 --> 00:18:18,400 But if the principal likes you it's 15. 165 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:19,660 Really? -Yeah. 166 00:18:19,660 --> 00:18:22,020 But I don't think the principal likes me. 167 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:25,440 What do you listen to when you listen to music? 168 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:31,540 I'm quite a big N.W.A. fan. -That's what gets you going? 169 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:35,400 That's what you listen to when you want to feel though. 170 00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:38,580 Have you listened to anything from Nas? 171 00:18:39,380 --> 00:18:40,420 Nas? 172 00:18:41,780 --> 00:18:44,620 Are you kidding? You haven't checked that out? 173 00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:47,600 I've listened to it. Nas. Nas? -Nas? 174 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:50,360 Have you even heard of it? -I have heard of it! 175 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:51,940 It doesn't sound like it. 176 00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:56,320 I've heard of it... 177 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,060 You should listen to it later. 178 00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:47,280 That there is a sweaty cheese, man. 179 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:52,080 I know, I forgot about it when I went to school today. 180 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,060 It has almost melted. 181 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:58,800 Has that happened to you before? -Yeah, I always forget the cheese. 182 00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,720 You do that too? -Yeah. 183 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,340 Fuck, that's a problem. 184 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:08,580 Cheese and keys. Especially cumin cheese. (Word play on nøkler = keys, and nøkkel = cumin) 185 00:20:08,820 --> 00:20:11,060 Those are the things I forget most. 186 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:18,220 Beer? 187 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:27,520 There you go. 188 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,000 Cheers. -Cheers. 189 00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:40,140 So, what kind of spices do you want? Let's start with… 190 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:48,100 Caribbean Jerk Barbecue. -Caribbean jerk sounds perfect! Go ahead! 191 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:52,220 Chili? -Chili? Always chili. 192 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:55,080 Rosemary? 193 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:59,060 Rosemary? Yes, loads. -Loads of rosemary? Okay. 194 00:20:59,060 --> 00:21:01,060 Let's do this. 195 00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:04,900 Even more? -No, this is great. 196 00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:15,600 Pottagaldrar? (brand of spice) -Pottagaldrar? Eh, yes! 197 00:21:20,420 --> 00:21:23,760 [When should we be at Emma's? Did you get beer? Answer.] 198 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:28,700 [Hi we'll start the pre-drink at 7PM. Maria lives in Torshov, just call when you guys are outside the 7-eleven, I'll come out to meet you. When are you guys coming?] 199 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:33,780 [My friends are also wondering if you could bring some of the stuff you gave me in the bathroom at that party. Only if it isn't much trouble.] 200 00:21:33,780 --> 00:21:34,540 Cinnamon? 201 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,500 Yeah, fuck it! 202 00:21:39,580 --> 00:21:41,640 I think it's gonna taste like balls. 203 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:46,520 But we can't go back now. 204 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,440 No, we can't go back now. 205 00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:55,700 [Sorry man, Emma and her friends cancelled the pre-drink soooo I think I'm just gonna chill at home.] 206 00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:57,740 I'll just put a little bit more pepper. [Sorry man, Emma and her friends cancelled the pre-drink soooo I think I'm just gonna chill at home.] 207 00:21:57,740 --> 00:22:04,900 [Sorry man, Emma and her friends cancelled the pre-drink soooo I think I'm just gonna chill at home.] 208 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:21,860 [Sorry we forgot some other stuff we were doing, but we'll join another time.] 209 00:22:25,660 --> 00:22:27,000 Should we put it in the oven? 210 00:22:28,620 --> 00:22:30,820 Let's do it. -Let's do it. 211 00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:38,660 There's something that doesn't taste right in there. -It's absolutely terrible. 212 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:41,320 So bad that it was good in a way. 213 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:44,140 No it was so bad that it was even worse. 214 00:22:44,140 --> 00:22:47,100 It was you who wanted to use all the spices. 215 00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:50,260 A lot of cardamom is essential. 216 00:22:51,220 --> 00:22:55,480 Is that the trick? For it to be good? 217 00:22:56,820 --> 00:22:59,900 Have you heard rumors about my rapping? -I actually have. 218 00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:14,220 Come on! Focus! 219 00:23:18,100 --> 00:23:21,080 What time is it? -Ten to eight. 220 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:26,360 I've invited a few friends. But just stay. We have lots of beer. 221 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,480 Hi. -Introduce yourself. 222 00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:54,280 Hi. Elise. Nice to meet you. -Isak. 223 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:59,500 And this here is Sonja. My girlfriend. -Sonja. Nice to meet you. 224 00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:00,960 Isak. 225 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:06,200 Your girlfriend became the saleswoman of the month. -Really? What?! 226 00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:09,000 You're so smart. -Yeah, yeah. 227 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,780 You must be quite proud. 228 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:34,340 [Why are you lying? Talked to Emma and her friends.] 16654

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