Original subtitles

Hurry up! It's so hot!

I've said that we should invite Mr. Lau.

Today is the opening of Lucky Marriage Square.

From now on, we should work hard for money!

It's a pity that Choi's not here, or the business will be good!

What's situation now then?

Now it's more better!

Let's promise not to be excited in seeing any girl.

Right! Even if her figure is 38-22-36.

We've see it!

Not bad.

Thanks!

Can I help you, lady?

We want to take photo for marriage.

Who's the fiance?

Me!

Are you kidding?

Who's the real fiance? All you three said so!

It's me!

You're the fiance?

He said he's the fiance!

What's so funny?

No...

You two are perfect pair.

Both of you are small but pretty.

You are our first customers.

You win a grand prize of 5 minutes massage free-of-charge.

Rhino, you serve this gentleman.

I'll serve this lady! Please come in.

You've got a good figure,

the wedding gown must be first-class.

Don't worry! I'll do my best!

- I think so either, thanks. - You're welcome!

Lo-han, tell Lulu and Nana

to measure figures for this lady.

What did you say?

I'll get them at once.

I'm worried! I must take a look.

What are they doing?

Money is not the problem! Beauty is the most important.

It should be the first and the last.

You're so nice!

Who's going to try the wedding gown?

Oh, Like a Virgin

- You are very beautiful! - Thank you.

There's no need of you!

In order to show respect to this lady.

I'll do it myself.

I don't need your help!

Tall man, measure for my wife.

You measure for me!

I don't measure men.

I give you many many money.

O.K. You give me more money,

I give you touch...

Come on! Baby!

They are playing too much.

Stand still, I'll measure your neck!

Hitting means loving. Hit me more...

O.K. Baby.

I love you very, very, very much!

Tight fitting is popular this year.

You better take off your clothes for me to measure accurately!

Good. Thanks!

Your husband is troublesome.

Go and deal with him yourself!

Why should I go?

Yes, my husband is troublesome.

Go and help him!

Okay. A moment please!

Loose fitting clothes are popular now.

You better be measured with clothes on!

Out of date!

Loose fitting is last month's trend!

Tight fitting is popular now.

Really?

I'll take a tape measure.

I've seen model who wears nothing!

Just don't want to leave a mark!

You better not marry that man.

He dated me just now!

Take off your clothes first.

Okay!

Are you alright?

Yes, I'm alright. I'll measure!

You Fatty. Your prey has flown away.

You...

Why do you measure here for so long?

It's just alright. Not too much time.

It's takes more time to measure here.

Measure the upper waist!

How's nobody?

Hey, where's Principal and his wife?

Principal...

No, I'm itchy!

Sorry. I don't mean it.

Haven't you enjoyed enough!

You're not woman.

You're not woman.

I didn't know either although I knew him so well.

You are pretending to be woman either!

You two are pretending as woman!

How shameful it is!

It's you who should feel shameful! We've done so much.

You should feel shameful for not doing this.

Are you alright? My wife.

They together taking advantage of me!

- It's him. - I haven't do anything.

Not me! It's us!

She's the Principal's wife of Lok's Gymnastic.

You want to die?

Principal of Gymnastic!

What so big deal a gymnastic is!

Attention!

Please sit!

This calling is for an emergent action.

We called it... Race No .4 Sanpo with Jumping...

What does it mean?

Sorry, Sir!

It's the latest horse racing information.

I've made a mistake!

It's not a secret now! Everybody knew it!

The correct name is "Pig-hunting".

We're gonna to arrest the head of the criminal corp!

This's the floor plan of Big Dai's home.

We approach from three sides.

Sergeant Wong to the front door.

Sergeant Cheng to the backdoor.

Sergeant Chan to the roof.

I've told you not to help me.

Attack!

Help me!

Coming...

- Do it more swiftly. - Sorry, sir.

Come in.

Report: Troops from front door, back door and the roof top.

Have all entered.

With no resistance.

Report: We find plenty of weapons and restricted subjects.

But can't find the main target.

Report: News from the 4th yard is correct.

But there's no time for buying ticket.

- Where's Big Dai? - I don't know!

Why so noisy?

Doing what?

Mr. Dai, we are officially arresting you.

- Where are my subordinates? - Yes, where are they?

How do I know?

It's been some hours! Why don't you say it?

It's good you know it. Order some food for me.

If I'm mal-nutrition, you'll be in trouble.

Get some pork chop and coffee for Mr. Dai!

I don't eat such cheap food.

I want fresh abalone and shark's fin.

I'll pay for it!

You know how to enjoy.

Of course. I'm Big Brother!

Let me help you.

I'll call my brother!

- So you can rest earlier. - Telephone?

No need, I have one here!

Don't do like that.

- A wireless phone! - Who is it?

- Big Brother! - What?

The former Big Brother calling Big Brother.

Code of Brotherhood!

Where's the lawyer?

What lawyer? I can't understand?

I'm very happy.

What? Big Brother is arrested.

You are so happy?

Say it once again!

I'm now very happy!

Brother 2 is number 1 now. Of course he's happy!

Congratulations! You are Big Brother now.

Joy forever. Everybody happy.

Mao! You're great!

The lawyer is not coming.

When you are in prison,

we'll send you presents in every festive seasons.

Don't miss me any more!

Mr. Dai, do you still want to eat?

Give me a dish of pork chop!

Give him a dish of noodle and a cup of water.

Yes, Sir!

Burning three sticks of incense and bow...

The highest Master please obey the command.

Come Master... give me an immortal body.

Eating pig's heart after shark's fin.

Win the 1st prize of Mark-six...

Ceremony is going on!

Give me "swordfinger skill" to kill ghost,

devil cannot hide away from the God's power!

What are you doing?

What is this?

- It's swordfinger. I practice ceremony! - Ceremony?

Right! Now I'm unbeatable!

- Unbeatable? - So terribly good!

- Don't bullshit! - You don't believe. Try it.

- Chop me! - Chop you?

Yes, as you like it.

- I'll chop! - Come on.

Don't chop his face, cut his back.

Chop the back?

- Chop the back, okay. - I'll chop!

Chop!

Why don't you move?

I've done it! Can't you hear it?

I can hear it. But I can't feel it?

That means I've succeeded!

Yes? Succeeded!

- Then I'll go for revenge! - Go.

Husband, don't you afraid of Mao?

I'm not going to pay protection fees to them.

My brothers won't promise too!

They'll show you something.

- If you don't give them. - If they dare to come.

I'll beat them all down.

Don't worry, my wife!

Big Brother, I'm here.

Don't kill anyone.

Just teach them a lesson.

I understand.

Come the Master...

Are you mad? Who are you looking for?

I'll looking for your boss!

Let me down...

Who are you? What do you want?

You want to die?

I learned the skill so hardly all for today.

Let me down if you dare.

Come the Master please.

At the command said at once!

You've into trouble today!

I'm now unbeatable.

My swordfinger can penetrated into your belly!

Seize him.

Come Master show your power.

Go forward!

Go!

Come together!

Try my swordfinger!

We can make a compromise. What do you want?

You should have an idea already!

Don't you think he's belonged to Mao?

There's no need to ask?

What's code of brotherhood!

Don't do too extremely!

Brother. Here is ten thousand dollars. Please take it.

What? What do you think I am?

I know... You don't need it.

This is just something from my heart.

OK! I'll donate it to the Jackie Chan foundation for you.

Since your regret. I'll forgive you!

Thank you...

- Disappear immediately. - Yes!

- Understand? - Yes!

Master, the work is finished!

Principal, have you about it!

You... come again?

What do you mean? You don't want to give?

Don't point your sword at me. I've already given.

Given? Given to whom?

That guy who demonstrated ceremony.

I've given him ten thousand dollars. He has just gone.

- It's that Little Beard Man? - Yes!

How dare him. Where does he come from?

I've checked it.

He and Rhino, Cone, Lo-han are the same group.

He has had some quarrels with our brothers.

What is he doing now?

Big Brother!

I've checked it. There's police spy among us!

Informer?

Sure,

or how can police have the fat fellow's criminal evident.

We'll have more trouble in the future.

Who is it?

Not me!

Don't be scared. It's alright!

How are we going to do with it?

Give back to the police!

Tell her to wait. Big Brother, Miss Mina is here.

Uncle Mao!

Mina, how are you?

Don't call me uncle. Call me Richard!

How is my father?

He's arrested by the police.

But he'll be alright.

I've hired a lawyer for him.

You must save my father.

Don't worry. I'll try.

Thank you. Uncle Mao!

Call me Richard!

I'm moving to your house tomorrow to take care of you.

Don't be afraid.

I'll leave first.

Bye!

Beauty is everywhere. She is...

- It's not worthy. - You fool.

Dai has 80 million in Swiss Bank.

Under the account of Mina.

Is it not worthy?

Disappeared?

Officer Tso, someone has send you hamburgers.

Thanks!

It's better than having lunch boxes. Come on!

Come!

Straightly speaking, this action has failed.

I thought they'll be finished without Big Brother Dai.

Who knows there's a Mao interrupted.

So we have to have a new plan!

Sir, there's a cassette tape!

How are you. Officers!

Hope you'll enjoy the hamburgers,

they're made by famous master.

Your informer Ah-B, I've send him back.

- Ah-B? - The meat that you are eating is his!

Damned it!

He's challenging the police!

Tso, if Dai cooperate with us.

We could charge Mao.

No way! He's a Big Brother.

He must obey code of brotherhood.

Officer Tso, what's your opinion?

Calling for help from Choi and his four friends.

Right!

Oh, God, the four of us, from now on,

will commit to this detective company, and not dating anymore.

If we do wrong again...

If we do wrong again, we'II...

Rhino will fallen dead. Tai Shan will be crashed to death.

Cone be drown dead, I will have no seafood to eat!

You guy! Still thinking of seafood?

Eat yourself!

Eat your own head!

Once more!

If we do wrong again, Lo-han will die,

and we'll eat seafood...

Drink tea...

Have your tea please!

Post this employment notice!

Female researcher, plus secretary, messenger, cooking...

Handling all and monthly salary 1,300, excluding meal.

7 working days a week, 8 to 11.

Didn't sleeping with boss required?

Right! It's reasonable!

- OK! Give me $200. - $120 will do!

Why do you bring your mom.

Ma Ma Mi A...

Ma Ma Mi A...

Sorry, I'm Banana.

Banana, please come in!

Please come in!

- Miss, could I help you? - Could I help you?

My brother Ah-B was lost. Can you help me?

No problem... come... sit down...

Please sit...

I'm Lo-han!

I'm Tai Shan!

I'm Cone, the chief of this action troop.

They are my followers.

We always behave this way!

Where did your brother go often mostly?

Billiard room, nightclub, hotel...

What kind of people did he go with?

Some girls from nightclub, and gangs from criminal world.

He's probably the one! What did he work?

Usury, and informer of police!

I see! It's not surprising that he's lost!

But I got only one brother.

Please help me!

No problem. We'll help you to find him.

Ten thousands deposit first!

And during investigation,

- You're responsible for all expenditure. - Right.

How would I have so much money?

I just have several hundreds!

I go posting...

Sorry, we can't help you!

Then, I go now!

Don't help even to bed!

Coming!

Miss!

Do you want to work with us?

Then we can deduce it from your salary!

Do you need employee really?

Don't listen to their bullshit!

You have to be secretary, cooker, washer...

Almost everything. You'll work unto death.

The condition is unhuman!

We provide meal for female researcher.

10 to 4 daily and 3-day holiday a week.

6-week vacation a year.

And 18 month salary.

And hostel also.

Hostel! Where is it?

Our home is!

- The house is very large! - Right! It's all belong to us.

Why do one side is new and the other old?

The new one was left from Grandparent.

And we bought the old one.

You have dog either!

Yeah! Left from his mom.

Feel free to walk around.

We love the antique here.

This chair belonged to the famous whore, Yu-fa in the 20's.

Really! What so special?

Yu-fa, after infected with sex disease,

died on this chair.

Look at this picture! She's grandma of Rhino.

She's the first little movie star of Shanghai.

Can you speak?

No, she's first star of blue movie in Shanghai.

Go to hell!

No! She's the first movie star of little Shanghai.

It's OK!

But antique is the most valuable thing in this home.

Flask! Window fence!

All came from previous Chinese dynasty.

These antique from emperors, worth 4 millions!

Really?

OK! Don't talk anymore!

Take Banana to her hostel.

OK! Don't talk anymore!

How is it? Like it or not?

Lighting is alright but a bit noisy.

The foreigner in the neighborhood.

- Always constructing! - Right!

Still so noisy so far away?

It's because the space is large?

- Hey, what are you doing? - You said it's for convenience.

We've lot of people. We must take more!

For convenience. Why don't you do the other way?

No!

It's no need before, but now...

- To save time... - Right!

Or we'll have to walk a big circle every night.

We'll fix the door in order to save some time.

OK! Let's clean up the room first.

- Then I'll cook for you! - Great...

Why the rice so hard?

How much water did you use?

Did it need water?

It's still uncooked!

You are great.

No problem! Eat food first!

What kind of food?

This is fired egg with tomato and meat plate!

This is fried egg with tomato.

The meat plate is delicious!

It's canned food.

Canned food? We didn't have one?

- Delicious! - Terrible!

Didn't it come from the second shelf?

Yes, just one can!

It's dog's food.

Don't worry. There's still other kind of food!

It's lucky that I haven't swallow any.

What's the matter?

I've heard sound of explosion!

I'm not deaf. How couldn't I hear?

Sorry! I'm unintentional.

OK... Go take a bath!

Go now!

Give me a hand and go up!

Go!

Banana is really a bad luck!

She spoiled everything in the first day.

Yeah... Bad luck absolutely.

One'll be unlucky in meeting her.

So no one should go near her.

I'll take care of her.

No. You are our boss.

How could we let you take the task alone.

And we live uninvolved.

I'll take the risk!

No! We work together and die together!

Partners should face difficulty together!

This room had a horrible history.

20 years ago there's four brother,

fallen in love with a pretty girl together.

Her name is Bobo.

Though they were good brother,

they fought each other for this girl.

So, one night...

I took this girl here in this room...

I'm scared!

What for? Hold me if you want!

I'll hold the doggy instead!

No... I didn't mean that.

I speak silly thing recently.

Don't shout! Keep on!

But, four men and one woman.

The girl could not distributed equally to each one.

So they had a horrible idea.

Chop that girl into 4 parts.

And each one was satisfied for having one part.

It's horrible!

There was still more!

Finally the four men committed suicide.

From that time, the five people's ghost,

hadn't leave this room until now!

Someone said that girl's arms and legs,

would appear at anytime, any place!

The living room, bed room, cabinet, toilet.

In the flushing pool, and any corner...

What's the matter?

It's itchy. What so curious!

Oh no, you told this horrible story to us.

How can we sleep tonight!

Right! How can we!

Who's joking?

Tai Shan!

Tai Shan is sleeping. I'm Tai Site.

I'm one of the four owners of this house.

You are one of the four brothers?

Yes, I'm Shui.

Tonight you are mine!

Don't listen to what he said.

Get out!

Don't be afraid.

Are you Rhino?

Rhino is sleeping, I'm Watermelon.

I'm their big brother. They all obey me.

No... I didn't mean that.

Banana... It's me! Rhino!

That ghost went into my body.

It's the ghost that touched you, not me.

You are our people since you come here!

No! Help! I'm not the one!

What're you doing? The elder first!

Obey the code of chivalry.

I don't know!

I'm Peanut, the most righteous one.

Hold me and don't be afraid!

Hold me!

Don't be afraid

Ghost...

Little brother, there's none of your business.

Why've they all come?

- Go back! - You treat woman bad again.

It's not your turn.

Go away!

Don't be afraid. We're both women.

It's better to meet a female ghost.

- It's my turn. - Let's go.

Give me your hand!

You bastard!

You spoiled our brotherhood when alive.

Now stop us from dating when you are a ghost.

I must chop you to pieces!

Chop to pieces!

No! Please don't...

I'm innocent!

What are you doing?

You are so ridicules.

What?

We've agreed that we do it one by one!

I've been hiding inside so long.

How would I know who's the one?

- Don't bullshit! - Come...

Banana, sorry to scare you!

Don't be angry!

How dare you pretend to be me?

No...

Get out!

Or I'll kill you.

We're not ghost! We're only joking.

Get out!

Why would it happen...

Tai Shan,

isn't your story true?

Isn't it?

Of course it's not true.

Then he's human, isn't he?

She play around us.

These four devils!

Go to sleep!

Banana, I'm sorry!

What's the matter?

Big Brother.

All are the same, talk...

But don't know what they said!

Leave it alone! Keep on surveying.

Cooperate to police and fight crime.

It's meaningful!

We won't do!

There's one would do!

- Who? - Jackie Chan!

How can he alone do so many things?

So I'm now asking for your help!

When Tsoi was here, we would listen to you!

Now it's different!

OK, I've said all easy-listening.

Now I will say something you don't want to hear.

- What do you want to say? - Vulgar language is no use!

Give me back the money!

When had I borrowed you money?

March 1, 1987.

I've lend $5,000 to Rhino.

Another $1,000 on March, 2.

May, 10. Lo-han invited me to play billiard, dancing.

But I was the one who paid.

$3,800 totally.

May, 30. Tai Shan borrowed...

OK! That's enough!

You can't persuade us.

Don't you really want to?

Never surrender.

OK!

My name is Flower Tower Cake.

- My name is Liza, how do you do? - Good.

You are very very...

Oh, oh... Help...

Don't be afraid, I'm C.I.D.

It's not my fault?

Don't move! C.I. D!

Go to the police station!

We've gone to the stripe Club.

Would you give me some change please?

What? 3 million!

No! I want a change!

Give him 3 million or kill us?

Oh no...

No! I want some coin for parking machine!

Don't kill me... I get you money...

What's the matter?

- What are you doing? - Robbery!

- What? - I don't know! Calm down!

You've murder person!

Shit... It's swordfinger's fault!

Don't move! C.I. D!

I'm C.I.D. Either!

We're either!

It's no time for regret.

You're arrested for armed robbery and intentions murder.

Why was swordfinger weapon?

What did you say? 50 years in jail?

It need 2 million to release him?

You better give me 1 million and leave them in jail.

Agreed!

Go to hell, Tso!

How dare you did that?

Hurry up!

What are you doing?

Escape as soon as possible.

Don't wait until disaster came?

Right! Grass shoe is good for running!

There's one pair left!

Crazy! I won't leave here.

What could they do to me?

Don't move!

Oh no... They are coming!

This time what kind of crime are we accused of?

I was informed that there're narcotic and arms here.

You are also suspected for young prostitute.

You're doing too much!

How would we sell arms and narcotic?

Yeah, you pretended so well!

- Don't bother! Search! - Yes!

Tso. It's full of guns here!

Where did it come from?

You bought it!

Narcotic!

- You're really something! - You get everything here.

What would you say about that!

No, nothing to say!

I followed him so many years and I didn't know.

Damned you!

Sorry! For the sake of the society.

Jump out of the pan!

Stand still! Come in!

What's happening here?

Arrest all of them!

Open the door!

I'm sorry for this case!

Damned you!

You'll be punished one day!

You're pretentious!

Now you're happy!

You are the most famous police.

I'm controlled by others too!

Don't bullshit! What do you want?

You have two choices.

One is living in jail.

The other is get trained as informer.

- We chose the second one! - Right...

That's mean you want training?

- Where shall we do the training? - Victory Prison.

Some one is coming!

Where do you come from?

Which one are you asking?

We come from 4 different places?

You know that just by listening to our words!

We're mixture of China and Hong Kong!

That fat guy doesn't seem to be!

I don't know him.

He's not our style!

Fat guy, where do you come from?

- I don't know. - What?

Single lane, Fast lane, Water pipe.

Come here!

Hurry up!

Which group do you belonged to?

Group? What's it?

Who's your boss?

Lemon pie, apple pie.

Peach pie...

Go to hell! Who's your big brother?

Brother? I am the only child.

Damned you!

He said he was also from Chiu Chou,

but he didn't know where it was!

Chiu Chou!

You said you're from Chiu Chou.

Sing a song of Chiu Chou!

Sing it!

Chiu Chou song is terrible! Can I sing other song?

Sing Chiu Chou Song!

"Passing by the seaside, saw some dungs."

"He's quality of leaving dung."

"Tell him to eat the dungs."

"He look at the dungs and cry."

"And take him to toilet."

"Tell him to drink dirt water."

Isn't it smell bad?

Sing so well!

It makes people laugh to death!

He came from China probably.

Goodbye...

Take it...

He throw things to you!

Don't move!

It's my fault.

Hit more for me!

Beat the three of them also.

Go!

Shit.

The damage can't be cured.

Not that serious?

You bastard, what else will you do?

Pretend as a doctor?

Am I like a doctor?

How's it? Anything wrong?

We're beaten by lot of people for several hours,

and you said it's alright?

I'm beaten inside out!

It's all my plan.

Or you cannot come in for training!

Let me introduce you to.

Uncle Man, first class supervisor!

He'll teach you all regulations and rules.

And technique of negotiation.

Ting is the Dean of punishment.

He's your inspector!

He'll teach you fighting techniques.

Fighting? Murder is the correct wording!

We're in trouble.

The first lesson.

What is Criminal Society.

Good guy won't join it.

A millionaire won't join it.

A freshman, knowing nothing,

will be beaten by others.

At this time, the Criminal Society will,

open door for him!

Are you bullshitting?

- Ridiculous! - All bullshit!

- It's meaningless. - Shut up!

Be respectful to teacher in class!

Yes!

Code of brotherhood is most important!

OK! Say something about it, one by one!

- You first. - Artificial breast!

Say again!

Enthusiastic!

Your turn!

Easy to come, difficult to leave!

Once more!

Easy to leave, difficult to come!

Lovers from two countries.

Damned you! Say again!

Spaghetti.

You!

Eleven...

What did you say?

Repeat!

E... Elizabeth.

Say it!

2 by 1 is 1, 2 by 2 is 2...

I can't think any other...

2 by 5 is 5, 2 by 6 is 6...

Demonstration of internal punishment.

Hung, is a murderer, will look after you!

Hung!

The one next door is Dai.

- Say hello to him! - Good.

Dai, you're generous.

Unbeatable.

1 by 1 is 1.

No word can explain it!

Crazy guy! Go to hospital!

Don't bullshit here?

The 2nd lesson, negotiation!

Open negotiation, secret negotiation and no negotiation.

I'll teach you secret one first!

I know, setting of tea cups!

Don't take the cups in the bottoms.

Or the setting will fell down!

You must drink the cup on top.

Really?

Great!

Breaking the tradition and here's the punishment.

You'll get used to it.

Want more?

Do you want to die?

Don't bother to do that!

The third lesson. Fighting is killing.

I'll teach you!

No! The room is too small!

Don't worry! Let's go to wooden man lane!

Isn't it wooden?

These are natural wooden men!

Ting does everyone of us have a cane?

Yes! We play fairly!

Ice Cane!

Tai Shan, you go first.

Come, brother!

Go!

Hurry up! I can't stand anymore!

Get up!

Don't fool around!

Go!

- Really? - Go!

Don't worry, I'm here!

Go to hell!

I'm going to rush...

I'm not rushing. Don't hit me!

We've arrived at last.

Where did you come from?

You went the wrong direction! Once more!

I can't...

I can't either...

You go and try!

I really can't...

sorry! I can't either!

Hi! Everybody!

Congratulations for graduation.

You'll report duty after several days resting.

You jump with face up!

Little ball jumps around with flowers.

256... You hurt me!

257, 28, 29, 31.

OK... Stop jumping.

I can't stop! They'll hit me!

I'll hit you if you don't.

OK! I stop!

What's the matter?

How is it? Come for fighting?

Come...

Come... Fight!

- How to do? - Go!

Damn you!

Get lost!

What's wrong?

Officer Hung!

Why you beat him?

He hurt me first!

I saw you hit the fat guy only!

You deserve it...

You...

I've told you not to hurt others.

You only saw me hurting him.

I didn't see you actually.

He's so short and polite. He won't hurt others.

Officer, please help him!

Say, all of you! Did he fight?

No!

Who's hurting others then?

The fat guy was beaten!

Good! Justice on everyone.

Don't do that anymore.

If everyone behaves like you, so kind.

- We won't have so much trouble. - Thanks...

Get back and work!

Go away.

Keep working!

Thank you everybody!

You're welcome! We did it intentiously!

What intention is it?

We admire you for a long time,

and don't want you to be hurt!

What do you want actually?

We want to save you!

Big Brother is troublesome!

Save a guy and make a mess!

Mao is dirty!

Put you into jail!

Don't worry and don't be angry.

Come with us and take revenge!

Good idea, I'm the boss.

Feel so excited in revenge.

Good!

Thank you everybody!

I'm so happy!

For helping me to take revenge!

Beat down that dirty Mao!

Stupid!

Keep working and talk later.

Work harder!

Lo-han! It's me!

You didn't recognize my make-up!

I can recognize you even if you're dead.

Officer Tso!

Tso, long time no see!

Arrested for corruption?

Why are you so poor?

Tso, thank you for letting me go last time.

But I can't change and was arrested again.

I wasted all your effort.

Hey, I'm not Tso!

You've made a mistake!

Hey, made-up is not just drawing some beard and get changed.

Tso, you technique is too bad!

Don't shout!

I got a plan! There'll be chaos here!

Then you escape with Dai!

Could we really escape?

Of course! When you see yellow arrow outside.

Just follow the signs!

How to build up chaos?

Later you all stand up,

and say that the food is dirty.

- When? - Now!

The food is poor! How could we eat?

Why is the food so bad?

Even dog won't eat it!

Right... Who's gonna eat such gum?

Chaos begins! Act better!

Act better? So simple!

Personal revenge!

Stop shouting and sit down.

Big Brother...

Look what have you done?

We come to save you!

Save me!

That means?

- Escape! - Escape!

- How to? - During the chaos!

Can it work?

It's OK...

Don't worry! We've good planning!

Yes! Let's go...

Bye!

Hurry up!

Wait a minute!

What's the matter?

Why are there arrow signs?

Cooperation between citizen and police.

Let's go...

- No sign here... - Over there!

Why did they come so fast?

Come again! Hide away!

Don't shout, I can't see anything.

They can't see either.

Am I blind?

Don't worry! A blind!

I can't see nothing.

A blind police from prison!

What so special? Many police are blind!

I think it's arranged by society of the unable.

Go...

- They were not allowed. - Yes!

- We can't walk in darkness! - Yes!

Too old fashioned! No lighting!

Search it...

Over there...

Escaped!

Over there.

Hurry up...

Go this way!

What is he doing?

Heart attack...

He has heart attack.

So poor! We must save him.

I can take care of myself... Just leave!

Thanks!

Let's go...

There's still arrow! We're not fools!

Tai Shan, drive the car.

Tso's plan is perfect!

Let's go...

The air outside is fresh.

- Where are we going now! - What's your opinion!

- Find a girl! - Where can we find one?

- My daughter! - Isn't she beautiful?

Go to hell! Don't try to touch her!

I'll kill anyone who do!

OK! We won't touch her! Wish her never married.

Full of spider's net on her body!

I go bathing.

How is it, boss?

This girl is too bad!

Don't worry! I've prepared sex medicine for you!

What is it?

She will get high after she has taken the drugs.

How can she swallow so large a fly.

No! Just cook it and put into wine.

Drink the wine and it'll work!

Hurry up.

What do you want?

Open the door and enter!

Why don't you ring bell?

Just go in this way!

All Mao's people are inside!

We certainly will die, won't we?

Right! Certainly!

No problem, we go in by the backdoor.

Christ... It's terrible working here!

No man! Please give me a man!

I give you one week salary in return!

Mania

A man! Thank God...

It's me!

Mister, you're released!

Five man? I can't accept five!

I can't donate 5-week salary!

How is my daughter?

She's alright.

But that Mao always bother her.

Where's that Mao? I'll kill him!

He's playing card in the living room.

Good! I'll kill him some day!

Mania! Give me a hand!

Show your card...

Mao, these are clams and river snail.

- Everybody eat! - Put them down!

- Don't wet the cards. - Don't go! Play with us!

It's your turn!

Boss. The drug's ready!

What kind of fly is it?

Boss, where are you going?

Keep playing on your own!

I'll have fun upstairs! Don't bother me.

Yes! Enjoy yourself!

- Enjoy yourself! - Good!

What are you doing?

- Your father's here! - Daughter!

Dad, how could you come?

They saved me out!

It's OK.

- Thank you so much. - No need.

- Who? - Richard!

Wait! I'm changing!

- Dad! What should we do? - Hide away...

Under the bed or in the cabinet.

Come in!

It's late! What's the matter?

Just to see if you are bored.

Thanks! But I have to sleep now.

Are you tired? I give you massage!

No thanks! Please leave!

OK! I'll drink with you!

Good!

Come...

Though you're my friend's daughter.

I always treat you like my friend.

Tonight you are extremely pretty!

Really!

I didn't discover until now...

that you've got sexy beard!

Wish your beauty forever!

Cheers!

Dad!

Damned you!

You betrayed me and now you hurt my daughter.

You?

What to do?

Beat him!

All of you come out...

Kill him...

Give me that glass of drug!

Hurry up...

Let him drink this.

Your mouth is large enough to drink!

Is there any rope?

Let's tie him up!

Tie him up!

Coming! He's excited.

Why kind of drug it is?

It's lucky that you didn't drink it.

We'll be in trouble if she drinks it.

Damned you bastard!

Your drug is excellent!

Of course!

- Now boss is probably enjoying! - Right!

Where are we going now?

Don't be afraid! Count on me!

It's said that there is a man who help heroes.

Is there such person in H. K?

I know it, Uncle Kin! From Kin Kee Garage!

Uncle Kin, you become rich recently?

Not really rich. All due to friend's help.

Just for 2 meals.

Is there anything I can help?

Uncle Kin, we know that you had kept Brother Hao before.

And also, Siao Ma, Ken, Chai, Siao Kit.

You kept so many heroes before.

What about the several of us?

Of course no problem!

You go out first!

But it's different now. We have to charge you.

If you want to stay here,

you have to pay the price of a 5-star hotel.

If you want us to help you flee away,

you'll have to pay the price of a European Deluxe Tour.

I can provide people.

To start with ten people $5,000 each.

You'll get a 20% discount for more than 100 people.

We can also provide weapons.

But you have to pay before leaving.

You didn't follow the rule!

Right! I didn't charge for code of brotherhood.

Because serving you people.

I might be in big danger, or might be beaten.

So each of you has to pay me another $5,000.

To guarantee I won't betray you!

You better rob the bank.

Hey... Don't misunderstand me

I don't want to earn these money.

My girl, it seems that we are not able to revenge.

Don't worry, Dad. In the Swiss Bank we have...

Those money are for my old age.

Then you'll have to report to the police.

How could I do that! I'm the boss.

You don't want to spend money or effort.

How can you revenge?

I mustn't take revenge.

I only want to spend my old age in Switzerland.

Dad, you're too bad!

Right! You're bad, father-in-law!

Mina, though you have a such a father,

don't be afraid! You still have me!

- Hey! - What?

If its like that, let's go home!

Good, let's go home.

No, we'll go our own way.

Now we don't have any place to go.

You should let us stay with you for a few days.

You don't have any code of chivalry?

Yes, but you must pay.

Yes, father-in-law, just pay. That's easy.

What world is this. This is robbery.

Banana

You are free from prison?

Be quiet! We escaped from prison.

Really?

Is that exciting?

Their rooms are quite good.

Banana, this is Mr. Dai.

We met this hero in the prison.

They have trouble now. They will stay here for a few days!

Good, I'll give them my room, I'll sleep in the living room!

Just like a hotel,

You must pay before twelve.

Okay... I know...

You two follow me!

Come in!

This is a suite.

The facilities are like those of a hotel!

There's a bed inside the closet. Please help yourself.

No extra charge.

Please rest. I'll go now!

Thank you, Banana!

Are we true friends?

Yes!

You must help me!

Yes!

- What do you want? - You want to kill?

Where is Big Brother?

What's the matter?

Brother Dai, people of Mao has come!

What should we do?

Find a place to hide.

- Right... Go into the closet! - Be quick...

Go away!

- Let's talk together. - Where is Brother Dai?

Tell us quickly!

I'll beat you if you don't tell us.

I won't!

Good, I'll kill you.

Go to hell!

Kill me, I won't tell you.

I won't betray Brother Dai.

Why are you staring at me?

Aren't you afraid I'll dig up your eyes balls?

I haven't!

Go down and check if anybody's there?

Yes!

- Dig out his eye balls. - Yes! Big Brother!

No...

Big Brother, it's out.

His eye balls are quite big.

How come one is big, another is small.

Big Brother, there're still two downstairs!

Good! Take this blind man down and bring the other 2 up!

Go!

Father, what should we do?

Don't let them find us.

Be quick!

Take this...

Be quick!

- Go... - Don't push me...

Don't think of that! Big Brother Dai and I are good friends.

I won't tell you definitely!

Big Brother, I'll go down and check again!

So smart... Chop him to pieces for soup making.

No, I'm painful.

Seize his arms.

No!

It's too cruel!

Listen,

find the pig out no matter by what means!

Be quick. I'll go to piss first.

I can't stand any more too.

Hey... What are you doing?

I've finished.

Why do you change clothes?

Why are you so hard. Are you mad?

Go upstairs first.

Help me climbing up.

Crazy!

How dare you not to cooperate?

Go, come and I'll kill you!

I won't play with you if you are so hard.

We're not playing! Beat him!

Don't be so serious!

That's too much!

Come out! They cheat you!

- Who cheat me? - Rhino and Cone!

Come now!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

- Their clothes are not the same. - Yes!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

No...

Come out, be quick!

Big Brother, I'll do it myself!

I don't need you too. I'll do it myself!

I can do it myself.

Do it slowly. I'll do it myself.

It's my turn!

Don't beat! Don't you want the 2 of them?

None of my business. Play yourself.

We'll go for tea since it's not our business!

What do you mean?

Is this not brotherhood?

You should not leave the two of us.

Right,

we should let them leave safely first.

Yes!

Don't care about him?

You don't cooperate with the police.

I'll go first!

I'll go too.

You can't leave.

We're encumbered by you two!

Actually you are making fun of me!

Father, we would rather die together!

It would so nice if we can leave now!

And find someone to help!

- Yes, and call the police. - Yes!

Some stupid people don't go away even if they go!

Freedom is more valuable than life.

You mean me?

Kill the bitch.

You, come out!

Stand still!

I really don't understand.

Why are you afraid of these fools?

I didn't realize you are so smart?

You know Kung Fu?

Did I tell you I don't know?

Yes! She knows Kung Fu!

We'll rely on you!

My father is a martial arts teacher.

Really?

Tell us. Who send you here?

I won't tell you.

He must be sent from Mao!

Daughter, you shouldn't tell them!

Why should I be loyal!

They want your life. Why should you protect them?

Yes!

Go... Don't think any more!

Mao wants to betray you and kill you!

You should betray him first. Or you'll be killed!

Good, I'll be a witness.

At last Dai had done a foolish thing: Betraying others.

And Mao is sent to court!

Just like a normal police story.

All related people are bribed by Mao.

As a result, he is pleaded innocent!

All are rubbish!

Anyone who have seen "a police story" should know.

No villains are pleaded guilty.

In the next movie, I would rather be a villain.

They are all innocent!

I can't stand it! I have to kill him!

Big Brother, don't be afraid!

What do you want?

It's alright! I just can't control myself.

I was dizzy!

Occasional neurotic!

But, now I've proved something.

Thanks for teaching me.

Thanks! See you later!

I can't stand it!

Now we're going to a lounge.

Come if you have time!

No, thanks!

Let's go!

Please take care!

We are two hundred and fifty!

Idiot!

We overestimate ourselves!

The villains usually revenge!

In a 'hero movies', there should be a car now,

and a murderer with machine gun in hands.

Get down! Lover.

Banana...

- Banana... - Lover.

Banana, are you alright?

You fool! How would I be alright with everything broken.

Are you painful?

Are you mad? Of course I'm painful.

But it won't be painful if I'm died.

- Will I die? - There's no resolution!

Are you mad? Why are you talking about death?

Banana, let me ask you before you die.

It's been in my mind or a long time.

I want to ask you.

Please ask!

Have you injected your bust?

I've told you not to ask.

But, I have something from my mind too.

Tell us, we are true friends.

I'm dying! My father told me before.

If I die before marrying, the hell would send me to army.

Can I marry one of you?

So I can come back to my husband later!

No, I'm mourning for my mother.

I can't marry.

My mother has just died, I can't marry.

My whole family has died, I can't too.

What should I do?

Shut up. You like Banana most.

So you should marry her.

Lo-han my husband... Bye!

No! I want a divorce!

Divorce? No, you can't marry other women.

My God!

There is really problems among us! I'll call an ambulance.

How can he kill like this?

Kill one person a day. It'll be my turn soon!

No, I want a revenge!

We want to revenge too!

I have all sorts of weapons here. Please choose!

Uncle Kin. Do you have Siao Ma's wind jacket?

Yes! I have a whole range of hero clothes.

Siao Ma's clothes are still here!

So many holes.

Is this a wind jacket?

Siao Ma, Ken and Chai have all worn that!

Have you counted how many holes in the body?

Very good looking.

Smart!

Yes, wear it on the street.

Let's wear together!

Why do you walk like that?

A hero walks this way.

How long do we still have to walk?

Should we run instead?

Good!

Big Brother, cheers!

Cheers!

- Thanks! - Congratulations for being innocent!

Innocent and back!

No dangers!

Unbeatable!

Absolutely evil!

Big Brother, according to police stories.

They must feel it's unfair,

and want to take private punishment.

They must seek us for revenge!

They have come!

How is it, Cobra?

Don't worry. They can't go out anymore.

Must have confidence.

Chill, go with several guys to teach them a lesson.

Yes.

Sorry, Mr. Dai!

You can't go in this way.

Why not?

I'm familiar with this place.

I'll be responsible for everything!

We'll be responsible too.

We won't be wrong. We come to seek for Mao.

- It's not your business. - You're not responsible.

Don't say anymore. Follow me!

Hey! What are you doing?

I'll go in first. Protect me!

Protect. Start!

Why do you fire me?

Fire at them, not me.

Yes.

Get set! Spread out!

Fatty fellow, don't you dared to!

Stop it!

Mao, let's clear up all business between us.

Where can you go?

You betrayed me!

- No, it's painful! - Painful? It serves you right.

You'll be alright if you stay inside.

Don't follow me anymore.

Of course you won't follow me.

It's good that you know.

- Tie him! - Yes!

Don't push. I can't walk.

Don't come here!

Go to hell!

You old devil, just date with deer here!

Where are the other bastards?

I've said not to revenge!

Died?

Freeze!

Go to hell...

You bastard! You must die if I have bullets.

Do you have bullets?

Bastard, why don't you say earlier?

Stand still!

Fire!

Terrible!

Pretend to die if you want to live!

Okay, I die!

Don't run...

Don't go!

Don't move, or I'll fire!

- Well? - Don't move, or I'll fire.

- You go to beat him down. - Good!

I'll guard the door.

Put down the chair.

- Let's press him to death! - Good...

Let's do it together. Get ready!

One, two, three.

Finished. It's broken.

Why don't you do it together!

Shoot.

You think I don't want to? There's no bullet!

No bullet? Good!

Go to hell...

You push back so as to kill him.

Help!

Throwing rubbish.

No!

OK! It's alright.

Don't move!

Where's my father, Mao?

I'm in danger too.

How do I know where's your father?

Tell me, where?

I don't know!

Father!

- Daughter! - Are you alright?

Alright! Just a little hurt by that deer.

The usual story is always after we finished.

The police appear.

Of course, or else you won't be so proud?

The endings of all police stories are the same.

Villains have bad endings.

Big Brother, please help me!

Don't dream!

You betrayed me, and I don't punish you.

You've really lucky! Don't go too far!

This is a police story, not criminal story!

Legal punishment!

That'll be alright.

Take him away!

Dai, please come to be witness.

Sure!

Thank you everybody.

Bullshit! His wife was dead.

Don't be depressed!

Dad.

Madam

Officer Tso, all suspects have been arrested!

Banana

She's my daughter, Banana Tso, senior Inspector.

She kept protecting you!

How would you help me if she didn't pretended dead.

Sorry for cheating you so long!

- My wife! - Who is your wife?

Why don't you admit me before?

- The one who died is your wife. - My wife!