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[Tires screech]

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-[Exhales]

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Uggggggghhhhhh!

Mmmmm-bllllllla!

Baah!

Haaaaaaaa!

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah- ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!

[Sighs softly]

[Lights humming]

♪ Strawberry, chocolate

♪ Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da!

♪ F, F, M, M

It's flavored milk,

♪ Flavored miiii-ii-ilk

We're here today to celebrate the life...

of Simon.

[ "Sylvia-Pizzicato"playing]

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[Children running and playing]

-That saying, I'm Amba

with an "A" at the end

and the start.

-Ee-oooooh! [Laughs]

-Oh, those fuckers are, uh, Midori and McCall.

[Children laughing]

-Just the traditional spelling for them.

-Thank you for choosing Loving Tributes.

-Awkwards.

-We have a range of services to celebrate...

-Tamsen. -Tamsen.

Perfect. Before we get into it,

let me just check on those hot drinks, okay?

-Well, it seems like a win-win to me.

Think about it. -Gwen, the teas?

-I'm coming. -Go ahead.

Pour the tea.

-It shouldn't be too long.

Now, did Tamsen leave any instructions for her funeral?

-No, so, um, that's actually what we wanted to ask her.

-Pardon... -Out of my way.

-Oi, oi, oi! Piss fringe.

Tell your sister no skids.

Sorry about the wait.

-Sorry, you were saying...?

-We want to connect with Mum's spirit.

Is there a psychic youse use?

-A psychic? -Yes.

-We have a few, actually.

-It doesn't have to be union. -Oh, thank God.

-Just so I know which one of our psychics would be best,

you just want to have a chat with your mum,

who's...definitely dead?

-Yep. -Yep.

-Yeah, I just want to get this right.

I want to make sure that she's happy.

-Absolutely.

While we're here, why don't we have a look

at some of our package options?

-Um...

I don't...

I can't do it. I can't.

-Oh, hey, hey. -I don't know what Mum wants.

-Hey, hey, hey.

It's okay. You can ask her. Yeah.

-Yeah. -Ah.

-Leave it with us.

-Yeah, yeah.

Hey, yeah.

All right? -Yeah.

-Hey.

[Both moaning softly]

[Both giggling and murmuring]

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-Wait, is she pissing?

-Don't. Don't say anything.

-Or what? You'll beat me up again?

-They're grieving.

-They're gagging for it.

By the way, um, don't pay for a psychic

'cause I'll just do it.

-You're not qualified.

-You don't have to be.

Anyone can do it. It's not real.

-Nah, they've already seen you, so I'm online.

Um...

-Spiritual Healing with Nigel,

[laughing] International Psychic Detective?

Oh!

-Uh...

Oh, Shona, Priestess of the 8th Ray.

"I'm a soul cleanser.

I carry the gift to cleanse karmic issues."

-Okay, just pick one.

-Is that Sharyn?!

-Oh, my gosh. -It is Sharyn.

-Oh, my God! Shizzer! [Laughs]

-You said my name? -Isn't it your day off?

-Yeah, but I just remembered I needed to refill

the peppercorn grinder, and then I got chatting.

Do you need me to do something?

I can do something. I love to do things.

-Yes, actually.

Are you a psychic?

-Oh, yeah, on and off.

-Ah. -What's my middle name?

-You don't have one.

-She checks out.

-So what are your rates, because we'd love --

-Oh, I'll do it for free.

-Aw.

-That's good... -Wow.

-...because Trisha's quote came through,

and it's massive.

-What? I thought you said she was cheap.

-Yeah, yeah. She's cheap.

But the stuff she wants us to buy is not cheap.

-Uh, we'll have to go have a look tomorrow

'cause that can't be right.

[Piano playing in background] Oh.

Smell?

That's nice. Ah!

$120?

That can't be right.

-What's someone supposed to do with two big, brown balls?

Are you depressed?

-What?! No. -Cool it.

It's not a big deal if you aredepressed.

-I'm not! -Okay.

Well, Mum thinks that you're depressed,

so I just thought that I would ask you.

-How would Mum know? She doesn't answer my calls.

-Do you want something? -What?

-Mum says you only call her when you want something.

-Uh, yeah, to chat. -More balls.

It's like I'm being chased by stray balls.

Who needs all these balls?!

Hey, it's Ben.

-What? -Ben, Ben!

Come in!

Hey. -Hey.

-Hey. Oh, look. Someone's been shopping.

-Oh, yeah. I was in the area earlier.

It's landlord's anniversary, so I thought I'd get him something.

It's frangipani. [Chuckles] -Oh.

-Divine. -Oh, yeah.

We smelled it. -I can tell it from here.

-Anyway, we should probably get going.

-No, we shouldn't. Trisha's list is huge.

We've got heaps of stuff to get.

-Hmm.

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-Hey, this would look good on the foyer.

-Mm?

-Yeah, just on the left as you come in.

Don't you think so, Elle-Belle?

-Mm, maybe.

-You left home early again this morning.

Are you okay? -I'm not depressed.

-I don't think that. I-I was just wondering.

Just making sure you're okay. -Can I help you with anything?

-Oh, we're just browsing. Thanks.

-Sure. -Hey, look at my massive pussy.

Rawr! [Chuckles]

-It's a lovely ornament, isn't it?

-Yeah, I was being gentle.

Can you tell me about all these balls you have lying around?

-They're sort of just for general, you know,

usage around the house.

-Do you buy them together?

-Yes, usually in pairs, threes sometimes.

-You came home late again last night.

You didn't touch the risotto. -Ah, yeah.

I'd eaten already, so...

-Saw a beagle on the way here.

You love beagles.

-No, I love Cavalier King Charles Spaniels.

-Well, you used to love beagles.

-Yeah.

-[Chuckles] Ooh!

Soft.

-Can we talk? -Ah...

-I am so sorry about her. [Chuckles]

I think she might be on something.

[Whispering] Maybe meth.

-Oh, she's with us.

-Oh. [Chuckles]

-Ms. Ellie, Ms. Ellie, I'm so sad.

I need this sad blanket.

-Well, we're having a storewide sale,

so everything you see here is half price.

-Hey, did you say half price, so it's 50% off this?

-Yeah, no. That's the discounted price.

-Half of this is what it is?

-$434.50. -Oh.

-$34.50 -- that's pretty good.

-Uh, no, no, no.

$434.50 -- 50 cents.

-Oh, I mean, what's the sale price?

So 2...

-That isthe sale price.

-Ah. -Yeah.

-That's lovely, isn't it? -Mm-hmm.

-Hey.

Guess how much this horse thing is?

Heaps.

Heapsof money.

-Um, it's Arctic wood.

-You're annoying.

She's more anal than you.

Literally everything I touch, she's like,

"Oh, take it away. Take it away."

-'Cause you'll break -- 'cause you'll break it.

-Who am I?

That guy.

Ugh. Let's go.

This is dumb.

[Bell tolling]

-I didn't have any sage, but I've got lots of coriander.

-Oh, cool. -Hi, Amba.

Hi, Zane. We're just getting set up.

-She looks good.

-Oh, this is Sharyn, a woman of many talents.

She's our resident psychic and...catering manager.

-Hey, it's nice to meet you.

-Before we begin, can I get you guys anything?

-Yeah, I'll grab a pint of lemonade, please.

-I'll just have a caramel Frappuccino or something.

-Oh, actually, I'll grab a Frappuccino.

-With cream. -Yeah.

-Easy.

-Thanks, Gwen.

-Where am I supposed to get a Frappa-fucking-ccino?

-[Sighs]

Tisman.

Tisman.

-It's Tamsen. -Tansen.

-Tamsen. -Tansen.

-It's Tamsen. -Tansen.

Yep. There's definitely someone.

Yep, she is coming through.

Was she always a woman?

-Yeah. -Oh.

Different Tasman, okay.

Does she come from Kenya?

-Did she? -No.

-Oh.

Elaine.

Elaine, no, I'm working.

Talk to you later.

Sorry about that.

Oh, I think I found her.

The dogs got her, didn't they?

-♪ Had a farm, E-I-E-I-O

-Sorry.

-Babe, I don't think this is working.

-It's just like a big old dead party out there, isn't it?

Um, can I help?

-It's just, I am getting a lot of interference.

-Yeah. -Do you have an item

of Tanzeen's that I could just use to tether us?

-We have her. She's in the fridge.

-Gwen. -What? She is.

Otherwise, she'll go off.

-Yeah, no. S-She's right. Let's get her up here.

-Yep.

Bring her in.

Hi. Well, there she is.

-Thank you. Just... bring in her clothes

when you're ready.

-I don't, um... -Shall we try again?

-Mm-hmm. Yeah.

-Whenever you're ready. -Mm.

-Tasman...oh, Tasman.

Yep. She's coming through now.

-Hold her hand.

-Just grab her. -Oh, yeah.

-Ah! Yep.

Very strong connection now.

[Clears throat]

Oh. [Chuckles]

She's chatty, isn't she?

-[Chuckles]

-Oh, your mum misses you very much.

-Can you tell her that I love her?

-She's here, and she knows.

She wants you to know she's settling in up there.

Oh, absolutely gutted she missed Neil Diamond.

-[Laughs]

-Oh, Mum.

What do you want to wear to your funeral?

-I'm seeing leather.

-That, uh -- that sexy little New Year's number she wore,

yeah. -No, maybe it's not leather.

Something classy.

-Classy. -Mm.

-Okay.

Um, Mum, do you want Aunt Deb there?

'Cause bitch never said sorry.

-No. -Okay. Um...

Mum, the will is a bit of a mess,

so who gets the ute?

-She's showing me a capital "M."

Could be a Michael or...

-It's, uh -- It's got to be McCall.

He's a natural behind the wheel.

-Was there anything else you wanted to ask Tamsen about?

-Don't let go. Um...

Mum, what package do you want?

Here.

Just use her hand to guide and...

What one? That one?

-Yeah.

-Okay.

-Good choice, yeah.

-Well, Tam-Tam is very tired

and wants to go load the dishwasher,

so it's been a long day for her.

-Okay. Well, why don't we --

-Um, hang on. Does she want to be buried or burned?

-Uh...

I'm seeing flames.

-So burn? -Yep.

[Piano music playing]

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Yep.

[Bell tolling]

[People talking indistinctly]

-Oi, oi, oi. Be careful.

We can't afford to go to [Indistinct] again, okay?

Sit down.

-Here are some seats just up here in front.

-We're here today to celebrate the life

of Tamsen Brandy Bates.

Her children -- Simone and Josie and Amba...

[Cellphone chimes] ...would like to thank

all of you for coming today,

and a special thanks to all of you

who traveled some distance to get here,

including Nana Jane and Uncle Peter.

Amba, would you...?

[ Text message whooshes]

-[Sniffles] I loved when me and Mum

would go to the RSA for a Sunday roast.

[Laughing] She'd never shut up about that gravy.

-[Laughs]

-She loved it.

Um, I was lucky enough to connect with Mum

um, earlier this week,

so I know that she's doing okay up there.

Shout-out to Sharyn and Ellie from Loving Tributes.

-What am I, chopped liver?

-I miss you.

-[Whispering] That was lovely.

[Normal voice] Thank you, Amba.

And now for something a little special.

[ "How Great Thou Art"playing]

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[Lights humming]

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♪ Oh, Lord my

[Electricity crackling]

-What was that? -Did he get a spotlight?

-Apologies, ladies and gentlemen.

We appear to be having some sort of a technical difficulty.

-I'm gonna call an electrician. -It's Mum.

-Excuse me? -It's Mum. She's really here!

-You cheeky bitch!

Always in over attention, huh? -No, no. It's --

-Everybody, everybody, say goodbye

while she's still here!

-I wired it... -Bye, Mum!

[All shouting indistinctly]

-You think I should tell them it's not Tasman?

Elaine, I'm working.

[Laughing] I said I'd talk to you later, naughty.

God.

-Well, um, I can't compete with that.

Uh, I would like to invite you all to pay your respects

and then join the rest of the family

for some light refreshments

and some fish fresh from the Tasman.

-Yummy.

-Do you mind if I tag along?

-Come on in.

-[Speaks indistinctly]

-Brake. Just brake.

-Oh, is she there? -Come on.

They're only baby teeth. Just do it.

Just a little brake. -"Just a baby teeth."

[Brakes screech, teeth crunch]

-Ow!

-Should've gotten that on camera!

-Ow, ow, ow. -Oh, my God! Drive.

-[Laughs] -Drive! Oh, wait.

We can't go fast.

[Indistinct talking]

[Soft piano music playing]

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-Really welcome. You're most welcome.

There's a small charge, but it gets put on the tab, so...

-Okay. -Yeah, the family will take it.

Yeah.

-Sorry. Oh.

Dean, I just called an electrician.

-Mm. -Anything you want to tell me?

-No. No, no. Nothing I can think of.

-How you installed a spotlight? -Oh, I told you that.

-No, you didn't.

-Yes, I definitely did.

-No, I would remember.

-Yeah, well, it's in one ear and out the other, isn't it?

-Huh? -Yeah, it makes sense.

You're overwhelmed. Mm.

Still, Amba wasthrilled.

I'm glad I could make that moment happen for her.

-Mm-kay.

Yeah, thank you.

-You're welcome.

-Oh, my God! He's such a condescending...

Can you say the bad word, Gwen? I can't.

-Oh, Dean? -Yeah.

-I don't have beef with Dean.

I mean, like, he's weird, but Koro clearly trusted him.

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[Engine stops]

-Ugh.

I don't know, but we've got six minutes left.

Please get your head in the game.

Just... [Alarm blaring]

-I've just got a good feeling.

-Ugh! Okay. What was it?

-Uh... -2-3...

-2-2-0-3.

[Beeping]

-Oh! Oh!

I've had it with the boring clues.

Like, I'm so lazy about it sometime.

-What's in there, Elle-Belle?

-Oh, how anticlimactic.

This is the sunken treasure?

[Crickets chirping]

[Grunts]

-Hi. -You're out late.

-I forgot to put bins out.

-Okay.

-I feel like you're avoiding me?

-I've just been really busy.

-I-I know I messed up, and clearly you're upset.

It's just, we've been together for solong,

and I wanted more. I'm sorry.

I love you, Elle-Belle.

How do I fix this? I'll do anything.

-I don't know.

Ben...

it's recycling this week.

[Bin rolling]

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of New Zealand On Air.

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