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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:41,250 ♫ You've got a great car 2 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,293 ♫ Yeah, what's wrong with it today 3 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:44,711 ♫ I used to have one too 4 00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:46,463 ♫ Maybe you'll come and have a look 5 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:48,340 ♫ I really love 6 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:50,592 ♫ Your hairdo, yeah 7 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:52,094 ♫ I'm glad you like mine too 8 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:56,348 ♫ See, we're lookin' pretty cool, get ya 9 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:03,146 ♫ So what do you do 10 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:05,107 ♫ Oh yeah, I wait tables too 11 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:06,775 ♫ No, I haven't heard your band 12 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,443 ♫ 'Cause you guys are pretty new 13 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:10,737 ♫ But if you dig 14 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:12,322 ♫ On vegan food 15 00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:13,949 ♫ Well, come over to my work 16 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:17,703 ♫ I'll have them cook you something that you'll really love 17 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:19,496 ♫ 'Cause I'm like you 18 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:21,290 ♫ Yeah, I like you 19 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:24,876 ♫ And I feel so bohemian like you 20 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:26,795 ♫ Yeah, I like you 21 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,630 ♫ Yeah, I like you 22 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:32,301 ♫ And I feel whoa, ho, woo 23 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:54,740 ♫ Wait, who's that guy 24 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:56,617 ♫ Just hangin' at your pad 25 00:01:56,908 --> 00:01:58,035 ♫ He's lookin' kinda bummed 26 00:01:58,327 --> 00:01:59,786 ♫ Yeah, you broke up, that's too bad 27 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:01,580 ♫ I guess it's fair 28 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:03,624 ♫ If he always pays the rent 29 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:05,375 ♫ And he doesn't get bent 30 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:08,879 ♫ About sleepin' on the couch when I'm there 31 00:02:09,171 --> 00:02:10,797 ♫ 'Cause I like you 32 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:12,591 ♫ Yeah, I like you 33 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:16,219 ♫ And I'm feelin' so bohemian like you 34 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:18,013 ♫ Yeah, I like you 35 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:19,890 ♫ Yeah, I like you 36 00:02:20,182 --> 00:02:22,267 ♫ And I feel whoa, ho, woo 37 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:23,935 Hey, you, come back here! 38 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:25,604 Come back here now! 39 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:41,912 ♫ I'm getting wise and I'm feelin' so bohemian like you 40 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:45,540 ♫ It's you that I want, so please 41 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:49,378 ♫ Just a causal, casual easy thing 42 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:52,631 ♫ If it isn't, it is for me 43 00:02:52,923 --> 00:02:54,675 ♫ And I like you 44 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:56,677 ♫ Yeah, I like you 45 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:59,429 ♫ And I like you, I like you, I like you 46 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:03,725 ♫ I like you, I like you, I like you 47 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:08,563 ♫ And I feel so bohemian like you 48 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:09,398 Hey, Les. 49 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:10,232 Hey, Ricco. 50 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:11,108 What do we got? 51 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:12,484 K'Harma's inside. 52 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:13,360 Is Jace with her? 53 00:03:13,652 --> 00:03:16,196 Yeah, they're eatin' lunch. 54 00:03:16,488 --> 00:03:18,907 - Hey, what's goin' on in there? 55 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:22,744 - Get the fuck outta here, kid, we're workin'. 56 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,097 - All right, guys, forget it. 57 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:25,201 She's not coming out, okay? 58 00:03:25,414 --> 00:03:26,683 - Come on, Mitchell, one shot, one shot. 59 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,959 - No, now I need you all to step back 60 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:30,531 at least 10 feet from this door. 61 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:31,211 Come on. 62 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:33,171 - Okay, please. 63 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:34,131 Thank you. 64 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:37,092 - Come on, you're in my spot, man. 65 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,803 - Yeah, well, I don't see douchebag written on it. 66 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:41,531 - Hey, man, that's his fuckin' spot, man. 67 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:42,555 He was in there first. 68 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:44,933 - Get your hands off me, you fuckin' paparazzi. 69 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:48,770 - Rule number one, the bigger ass, the bigger the asshole. 70 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:49,688 - Yeah, he's got a big ass. 71 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:50,980 - You fuckin' pig. 72 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:52,902 Hey, I'm a licensed professional too, all right? 73 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:54,168 - Hey, chill out, bro, chill out, Les, man. 74 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:55,211 - He ain't worth it, the fat fucking nancy. 75 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,555 - Come down with me, you asshole. 76 00:03:56,778 --> 00:03:58,655 - I can't believe he just took your spot. 77 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:01,158 - Welcome to my world, kid. 78 00:04:01,450 --> 00:04:02,760 All right, I wanna coffee, who wants coffee? 79 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:03,368 I'll take one. 80 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:04,369 I'd love a coffee. 81 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:06,580 - I could use a coffee. 82 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:08,081 All right, who's goin'? 83 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:09,373 - I'll go. 84 00:04:09,541 --> 00:04:10,541 - Yeah, send the kid. 85 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:11,334 - All right, son. 86 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:13,211 Yeah, I could get coffee. 87 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:14,838 You want coffee? 88 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:17,132 - All right, get three regulars, all right? 89 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:18,424 No problem. 90 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:19,509 Three regulars. 91 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:21,321 - You better come back with my change. 92 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:23,638 - I'm coming right back, three regulars. 93 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:24,930 One, two, three. 94 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,242 Be right back, be right back. 95 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:26,808 Light and sweet. 96 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:27,642 Light and sweet. 97 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:29,603 Make mine black, bro, dark black. 98 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:34,107 - Great idea, send the crackhead to go get coffee. 99 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:35,626 - Careful, careful, watch your step. 100 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:36,961 How did they even know I was here? 101 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:37,569 Did you tell them? 102 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:39,130 - I'd never do such a thing, Miss Leeds. 103 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:40,256 Now if you'd just bear with me... 104 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,280 We know, I remember... 105 00:04:41,323 --> 00:04:42,963 Oh wait, I got something to tell you, man. 106 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:43,784 - What? 107 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:45,410 - My burger wasn't even done. 108 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:46,411 - My personal apologizes, sir. 109 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:47,954 Come back as my guest any time. 110 00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:49,432 - I'm just ea yin', it was like... 111 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:50,936 - It's okay, baby. - All wet and shit. 112 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:53,251 - Just hold one second, let me check something. 113 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:54,127 - Hey. 114 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:55,646 I don't want them taking my picture. 115 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:57,923 I just wanna leave, okay? 116 00:04:58,215 --> 00:04:59,233 - You know, I can do things. 117 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:00,735 I'm good at, I mean, I can work for free. 118 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:02,677 I could get you fucking coffee. 119 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:03,637 - Hey, hey, you. 120 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:04,596 Do me a favor. 121 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:06,014 Look down there. 122 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:08,350 Are they looking? 123 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:10,101 - Yeah, they're looking. 124 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:10,936 - We can't do it. 125 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:11,770 Oh shit. 126 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:13,062 - Shit. - No shit. 127 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:14,231 - Okay, back up, back up. 128 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:15,106 10 feet, 10 feet. 129 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:16,107 - Okay. 130 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:17,734 - I lost my shades. 131 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:19,026 Let me have yours. 132 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:19,820 - No. 133 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:20,821 - Come on. 134 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:22,447 Light's fuckin' up my eyes. 135 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:23,819 Shh, shh, shh, not so loud. 136 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:25,826 - Everyone knows it's you anyway, 137 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:27,117 K'Harma, 138 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:32,123 or sometimes known as Insta-K'Harma. 139 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:34,876 - Don't say that. 140 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,368 Oh, I'm just keepin' it light. 141 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:36,962 I know, I know. 142 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:38,255 - How 'bout now? 143 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:39,547 Are they looking? 144 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:41,550 - Hold it, hold it. 145 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,301 Okay, come on, you can go, yes. 146 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:45,387 - Good, go, go, quickly. 147 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:47,513 - Thanks. 148 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:49,015 Come on, K'Harma, 149 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:49,975 quit fuckin' around. - Go, go, go, go, go. 150 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:51,518 Hurry up. 151 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:56,439 - What the fuck is wrong with you? 152 00:05:56,731 --> 00:05:57,731 Fuck! 153 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:28,597 Hey. 154 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,765 - Just what the fuck are you doin', man? 155 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:32,350 Geez, sorry, man. 156 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:33,995 - Fuckin' sneak up on me like that. 157 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:35,103 You followin' me? 158 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,272 - No, do you remember me? 159 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:40,669 Do you know I got coffee for you guys? 160 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:41,443 - So? 161 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:42,895 - There was some change left. 162 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:43,963 I didn't want you to think 163 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:45,089 I was stiff in' you on the change, you know. 164 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:46,113 23 cents. 165 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:49,409 - Jesus, just keep it. 166 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:50,744 - Keep it, thanks. 167 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:52,036 Thanks. 168 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:54,915 It's gonna help. 169 00:06:56,207 --> 00:06:58,960 Hey, you think I could crash here? 170 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:01,045 - What? 171 00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:02,756 - I'm fuckin' freezin', man. 172 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:04,108 Do you think maybe I could, 173 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:05,675 I mean, I'll be out in the morning, 174 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:09,137 just on your floor or something, on your stairwell. 175 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:12,390 I'm fuckin' freezin'. - What am I, a fuckin' hotel? 176 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:13,682 - No, I'm just... 177 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,977 - Go to a flap house, go to fuckin' find yourself 178 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:17,429 a cardboard box or something. 179 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:19,981 What the fuck you want from me? 180 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:22,358 - Please. 181 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:30,158 Man, I really appreciate this, you know. 182 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,494 It's a nice spot, though. 183 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,663 Been here a while? 184 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,456 - Are you gay? 185 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:37,958 - No, I mean. 186 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:38,917 - Look, I don't give a shit. 187 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:40,519 It's just a lot of chicks coming over here. 188 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:42,921 I wanna give them the wrong idea. 189 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:44,381 - No, I'm not gay. 190 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:46,484 - All right, whatever, whatever, I go with the flow, okay, 191 00:07:46,508 --> 00:07:47,526 that's my motto, you know. 192 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:49,344 Otherwise, you snap like a toothpick. 193 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:50,636 Know what I'm ea yin'? 194 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:51,887 - Yeah. 195 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,397 - This ain't the Ramada Inn, okay? 196 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:01,898 - Oh, it's great. 197 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:10,824 - What'd you say your name was? 198 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:12,116 - Toby. 199 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:17,080 These are nice pictures. 200 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:18,372 - Nice? 201 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:18,999 They're fuckin' great, man. 202 00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:22,168 I got that from 75 feet away, Elvis Costello. 203 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:24,254 That guy's like a musical genius. 204 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:26,399 Got the black and white first, then I switched to color 205 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:28,216 before he got time to put on his fuckin' hat. 206 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:29,217 All right, how many shots you see 207 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:30,885 of Elvis Costello without his hat? 208 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:32,762 That's a rarity. 209 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:34,054 - It's cool. 210 00:08:36,391 --> 00:08:38,059 - Hey, hey, hey, don't touch that, man, 211 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:38,893 what are you doin'? 212 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:41,062 That's a collector's item, oh Christ. 213 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:42,354 - I'm sorry. 214 00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:44,815 Sorry. 215 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:49,070 - That's your covers, all right? 216 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:50,905 Like I said, this ain't a hotel. 217 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,782 - No, this is perfect, man. 218 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:55,452 Thank you, I really appreciate it. 219 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:57,746 - What are you, like homeless or what? 220 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:00,623 - I'm movin' around right now. 221 00:09:00,915 --> 00:09:03,209 Think I could be an actor, I'm tryin' to be an actor. 222 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:04,501 - Oh, well. 223 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:06,453 Toby, the most important thing 224 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:07,964 I could say to you right now... 225 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:09,256 - Yeah? 226 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:11,051 - Don't touch anything. 227 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:15,638 - Yeah, good night. 228 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,269 Hey! 229 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:04,561 What are you doin'? 230 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:05,604 - Oh hey, man. 231 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,360 I fixed your bike. 232 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:13,404 The chain fell off. 233 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:15,073 - Why's it so hot in here? 234 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,908 - I got your radiator workin'. 235 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,369 The valve was stuck. 236 00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:20,203 It was painted shut. 237 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:22,789 It was kind of a bitch but I got it off. 238 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:23,748 Then I took a shower. 239 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,208 I hope you don't mind. 240 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:26,543 I unclogged your drain. 241 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,419 The water's draining good now. 242 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:31,005 - What the fuck are you talkin' about, man? 243 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:32,632 - What? 244 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,968 - You think I'm gonna pay you for this shit? 245 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:38,388 - Oh no, man, I'm just returnin' the favor. 246 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,807 All right, I'm gonna get outta here. 247 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,350 I'll see you around. 248 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:43,184 - See ya. 249 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:44,476 - Thanks. 250 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:49,399 Hey, I was wonderin', do you ever need anybody, you know, 251 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:51,776 to like help out or? 252 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,068 - Nope. 253 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:57,574 - You wouldn't have to pay me. 254 00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:01,870 It would just be like for free or whatever. 255 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:06,374 - Well, what is it? 256 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,084 - What's what? 257 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:10,753 - Is it for free or is it whatever? 258 00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:12,045 - Free. 259 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,424 Totally free, man. 260 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:19,554 - This room is off limits unless I'm here, all right? 261 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:20,388 - Okay. 262 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,224 - Rule number one, no lookie, no touchie. 263 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,143 This is the nerve center of my business 264 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:26,745 and I don't want you screwin' it up 265 00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:29,272 by playing solitaire or jerkin' off on the internet. 266 00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:30,564 - No problem. 267 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,694 Go with the flow. 268 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,614 That's pretty funny with the mouse. 269 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,574 - Yeah, get it here, we got work to do. 270 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,409 Here's your first job. 271 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:42,911 Clean out this closet. 272 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,203 All right? 273 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:45,580 Okay. 274 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,474 - Man, half this stuff, I don't even use anymore 275 00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:48,750 now that I've gone digital. 276 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,352 You know, I could just take shot, 277 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,670 email it around the world in 10 seconds. 278 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,839 You ever hear that, shot 'round the world? 279 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,966 That's Eminem, right? 280 00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,636 - Eminem, what the fuck is wrong with you? 281 00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:02,430 It's a famous saying, shot heard 'round the world. 282 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:03,848 That's what I'm aimin' for. 283 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,140 - Yeah. 284 00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:07,348 Sorry, you're gonna throw away some of this junk or? 285 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:08,477 - No, hey. 286 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,481 This is a collector's item. 287 00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:14,400 My old man gave this to me. 288 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:17,070 Happen to be very close to him. 289 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:18,780 - What about this? 290 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,531 - No, it's my book. 291 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:21,823 - Oh. 292 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:23,493 - Startin' next week, 293 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:25,625 I'm gonna take this around to all the agencies, 294 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,413 you know, get that high end work, 295 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:29,082 Nike, Ralph Lauren. 296 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:32,377 - So you're not gonna be a paparazzi anymore. 297 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:34,128 - I told you, I'm not a paparazzi. 298 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,880 I'm a licensed professional. 299 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:36,714 - M'kay. 300 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:39,300 - Rule number one, there are players and there are peons. 301 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,636 I happen to be a player. 302 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,728 All right, I got nothing against the paparazzi 303 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,732 'cause without them this whole celebrity game 304 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:48,393 would crumble like a fuckin' house of cards. 305 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:49,852 Who buys the pictures? 306 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,479 - Yeah, right. 307 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,147 - No, I'm asking you a question. 308 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,024 Who buys the pictures? 309 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:57,527 - Oh, the magazines buy the pictures. 310 00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,779 - Magazines, okay, who buys the magazines? 311 00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:01,572 People, why? 312 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:02,864 To see the stars. 313 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:05,201 Magazines get rich, the stars get famous, 314 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:08,246 all because I get a shot of K'Harma kissing her boyfriend. 315 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,623 - Oh, you got a picture of that? 316 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:11,499 - No. 317 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:15,753 I almost did thought, except some asshole tipped them off. 318 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:18,631 - Fuckin' asshole. 319 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,967 - Know what I did get, 320 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:23,011 got a shot of Goldie Hawn eatin' lunch. 321 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,345 - Wow. 322 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:25,637 Goldie Hawn, man. 323 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,182 - Yeah, very classy lady, 324 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,268 and still sexy as shit, I might add. 325 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,811 - Yeah, I want her autograph. 326 00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,480 - Yeah, well, autographs are for peons. 327 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:36,149 Try it out, get in. 328 00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:41,612 How's that feel? 329 00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:42,904 This is perfect. 330 00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:44,115 Comfortable, hold on. 331 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:45,950 - This is great, man. 332 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:49,662 - Yeah? 333 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:50,496 - Yeah. 334 00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:51,331 Feels good, right? 335 00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:52,622 - Yeah. 336 00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:55,335 - Now you got your own private room. 337 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,587 Les, man, I don't know how to thank you. 338 00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:58,963 I really appreciate it. 339 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,381 - All right, come on. 340 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,717 We got work to do, come on. 341 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,009 Let's go. 342 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,720 Hey, Trudy, Les Galantine. 343 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:06,637 Hey. 344 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,866 I'm just confirming, you put me on the list, right? 345 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:09,432 Yeah. 346 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:10,308 Great. 347 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,600 Under your name, right? 348 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:12,642 Yeah, bye. 349 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:21,152 - All the gear in the back. 350 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,826 Get the camera outta the bag. 351 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:37,085 All right, we take this bad boy case we need it later. 352 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,002 Put it in there. 353 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:39,629 Be very careful. 354 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:42,340 - Whoa, tailgate party. 355 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,759 - Hey, hey, hey, that's not a toy, all right. 356 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,011 Let me show you something. 357 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,423 Let's say I need to get into 358 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,115 one of these fuckin' ritzy parties, right? 359 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:51,699 All I gotta do is I put this on, right, 360 00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:52,910 I put a little water in here, 361 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:55,144 and I get to stroll right in past these fuckin' assholes 362 00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,647 and I look like a real guest. 363 00:14:58,564 --> 00:14:59,564 - That's great. 364 00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:00,690 - All right. 365 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,904 All right, look, rule number one, 366 00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:06,716 don't let anybody crowd me, all right? 367 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,586 Use your elbows if you have to, all right, 368 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,058 give 'em a little thing, all right? 369 00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:11,828 Show me, let me see you do it. 370 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,246 Use your elbows. 371 00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:14,122 Let me show you. 372 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:14,956 Like that. 373 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:15,790 Do it, do it. 374 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:16,624 - I don't, I don't... 375 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,310 - Just fuckin' do it, come on, let me see you do it. 376 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,014 All right, all right, all right, all right, 377 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,169 good, good, good, good. 378 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,046 You ready, assistant? 379 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:22,880 - Yeah. 380 00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,172 - You ready, let's go. 381 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:30,847 Come on. 382 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,390 All right, excuse me. 383 00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:33,224 Get in, get in. 384 00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:34,660 - Yo, Les, how you doin', man? 385 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:35,226 - Good. 386 00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:36,829 - I got your spot, I got your spot right here. 387 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:37,853 - Thanks. 388 00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:39,814 That's my assistant. 389 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,506 - Better stay the fuck off my foot. 390 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,127 - Hey, they're all inside, del Toro, 391 00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,837 Sarah Jessica's in the house, all the fuckin' Sopranos. 392 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:46,021 - Yeah, Diddy's in there too. 393 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,780 Oh, check it out, Chuck Sirloin! 394 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:52,075 - What's up, guys? 395 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:53,744 I love the TV show, Chuck! 396 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:54,579 - Hey, hey, hey. 397 00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:55,871 So hot! 398 00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:56,622 - Eyes here. 399 00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:57,915 How's everybody? 400 00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,207 - Who's the arm candy? 401 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,895 - All right, gang, I gotta go to work. 402 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,271 You guys, easy on the carbs, huh? 403 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,295 Stick with the b. 404 00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:05,631 Excuse me. 405 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,216 - Where you goin'? 406 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:11,053 - Hey, Les Galantine, Pete Magazine. 407 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:12,585 How you doin', I'm on the list. 408 00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:13,722 - What list are you on? 409 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,726 - Oh, I'm sorry, I'm on Trudy's list. 410 00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:19,058 Yeah, oh, right there, plus one, all right, come on. 411 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:19,729 Follow me. 412 00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:22,023 Listen, don't lose me, all right, stick close. 413 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:22,857 Okay. 414 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,668 Don't get distracted by others' hot chicks. 415 00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,027 They're useless to us. 416 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,196 Help me spot people, you know, the money shots. 417 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:32,825 All right, like Lil' Kim, Chuck Sirloin, Diddy. 418 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:33,784 First chance you get, 419 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,676 find out where they keep the goody bags. 420 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:36,746 - Cameron Diaz. 421 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:38,789 - No. 422 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:40,583 The gift bags, 423 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,644 you know, where they keep all the great stuff. 424 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:43,711 - Oh. 425 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,003 Gift bags. 426 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:48,549 - I don't see anybody out here. 427 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,927 VIP room, that's where they are, come on. 428 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,219 - Step back. 429 00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,472 - Hold up, little man. 430 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:55,806 - Oh, what up, dog? 431 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:56,807 How you doin'? 432 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:59,560 I'm sorry, Les Galantine, I'm on the list. 433 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,312 - No, you're not. 434 00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,284 - Sweetheart, I know you're doin' your job. 435 00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:04,474 I'm just tryin' to do my job. 436 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:05,764 Can you just take another look? 437 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,694 I don't need to, you're not on. 438 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,531 Come on, man, hurry up, let's go. 439 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,241 Hey, hey, move it, come on. 440 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:14,733 - What's Feldman doin' inside? 441 00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,369 - Anybody inside is on the list. 442 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:18,412 Hi, it's Megan. 443 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:19,914 - Hey, it's Gabi. 444 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,210 Listen, has Jace come in yet? 445 00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:27,630 Okay, 'cause we're here, okay. 446 00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:28,922 He's not here. 447 00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,551 - I don't care, okay? 448 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,678 I'm not going in. 449 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:36,556 That shithead, I can't believe it. 450 00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:39,183 Gimme my phone, I'm gonna call him. 451 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:42,562 - No, no, no, you are not gonna call him, get off! 452 00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:44,248 Listen to me. - K'Harma, just forget him. 453 00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:45,898 - The best thing for you to do right now 454 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:48,859 is to go out there and you show everybody 455 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:53,114 how okay you really are, E!, Entertainment Tonight, 456 00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:57,451 you show them how strong you are. 457 00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:58,995 - No Access Hollywood? 458 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:02,707 - Yes, Access Hollywood at the after after party. 459 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:03,541 - Yep. 460 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:04,959 - Huh? 461 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,670 Now where's my little boo-boo smile? 462 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:10,298 See? 463 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,984 - Look, will you just go get Trudy? 464 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:12,717 Tell her I'm on the list. 465 00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,385 - She's busy. 466 00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:15,677 Step aside please. 467 00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,138 Everybody, please step aside. 468 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,681 Excuse me. 469 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:19,973 - Watch out. 470 00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,018 K'Harma! 471 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:23,936 - K'Harma, this way please! 472 00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,114 Look, I see Trudy in there. 473 00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:38,492 Can you just please walk in, point to me, and she'll say... 474 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:39,869 - Are you fucking deaf? 475 00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:42,997 You're not on the list, what don't you understand? 476 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,329 - What don't I understand? 477 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,851 I don't understand why I have to talk 478 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,460 to a fucking peon like you! 479 00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:49,295 Get him out, get him out. 480 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:50,747 - Get your hands off me, man. 481 00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:52,465 - One scum fuck comin' out. 482 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,260 Hey, hey, hey, hey, easy, you... 483 00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,192 Hey, Les, come on back, I saved your spot. 484 00:18:58,471 --> 00:18:59,680 Hey, you all right, Les? 485 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,450 - Got yourself a lawsuit, pal, you just broke my thumb. 486 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:02,492 - Your thumb's not broken. 487 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:03,744 Beat it before I call the cops. 488 00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:06,896 - Yeah, call the cops, your fucking Nazi bastard. 489 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,230 Where's my assistant? 490 00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:09,522 - I'm right here. 491 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:10,149 - Get this fucker's name. 492 00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:11,918 Yeah, we'll see you in court, tough guy. 493 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:13,378 - All right, tough guy, what's your name? 494 00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:14,963 - See-Kyle, motherfucker, that's my name. 495 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,173 - Hey, man, get your fuckin' hands off me. 496 00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:18,199 Get outta here. 497 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,743 Fuckin' dammit, look, it's scratched, man. 498 00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:22,161 Les, man, I'm sorry. 499 00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:24,330 A good assistant woulda caught this stuff. 500 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,142 - I'm sorry, I was trying to catch it. 501 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,084 That guy just came, you know... 502 00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:29,460 - Gimme the Palm. 503 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,504 God damn it. 504 00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:34,882 - What, what, what, what, what? 505 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,217 - The stylus just fell out 506 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:37,989 'cause you gave it to me upside down. 507 00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:39,571 - What's the, all right, we'll find it. 508 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,764 - The thing you write on, just fuck this. 509 00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:43,265 Just look for it. 510 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:46,143 It's a pen thing. 511 00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,188 - Well, I don't... 512 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:51,439 - Fuck. 513 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:53,901 You get the goody bags? 514 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,695 - Aw, shit, no, I forgot. 515 00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,155 - What? 516 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:00,449 You know what? 517 00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:04,995 I don't know if this is gonna work out. 518 00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,914 What you bustin' my balls for, Deedee? 519 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,850 'Cause I'm sick of you eta yin' out all night. 520 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,594 I told you I gotta stay in the city tonight. 521 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:11,168 Why? 522 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:12,460 'Cause I gotta take him 523 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:13,563 to the plastic surgeon in the morning. 524 00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,067 'Cause he's Chuck Sirloin, that's why. 525 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,383 He's gettin' an operation. 526 00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:18,675 On what? 527 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:19,844 On his wang. 528 00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:21,496 He's got a hook to the right in it 529 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,472 and he's gettin' it straightened out. 530 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:24,807 Now I know you're lying. 531 00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:25,683 - I'm not lyin'. 532 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,735 Listen, he's very concerned about this, okay? 533 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:28,768 Where you gonna be? 534 00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,521 - I'm gonna be at 131 Lex. 535 00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:33,315 Listen, Deedee, I can't take it anymore. 536 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,007 Neither can I, 'cause you are lying. 537 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,149 - It's a red fuckin' door. 538 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:41,991 We're gettin' that shot. 539 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,118 Stay up all night if we have to, you with me? 540 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:45,410 Yeah. 541 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,330 The Beef, we're gonna get you tonight. 542 00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:51,167 Comin' to get your beef. 543 00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:00,718 - There it is. 544 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:02,720 - The red fuckin' door. 545 00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:05,284 - Now listen, he comes out that door, 546 00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:07,394 we got about five seconds to get him, all right, 547 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:09,101 and it's totally legal. 548 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:10,770 He's on a public sidewalk 549 00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:13,061 and I just happen to be sitting here with a camera. 550 00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,189 - Yeah. - Right. 551 00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:15,399 - Yeah, it's totally legal. 552 00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:18,360 - All right, come on, watch that door. 553 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:19,862 Watchin' the door. 554 00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,447 Watchin' the door. 555 00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:27,328 - You like being an assistant? 556 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:28,996 It's kinda fun, right? 557 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,288 - Yeah, I like it. 558 00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:31,498 It's fun. 559 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,168 - All right. 560 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,545 Come on, you gotta keep your eye on that door, right? 561 00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:37,837 - Yep. 562 00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:39,047 - All right. 563 00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:43,052 We're gonna get ourselves a picture. 564 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,652 Fuck! 565 00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:04,197 Turn around! 566 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,699 All right, second. 567 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,701 There he is, there he is! 568 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:08,577 - Okay. - Easy. 569 00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:10,149 - All right, all right, come on. 570 00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:11,247 Girl, come on, come on. 571 00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:12,832 I can't get the phone. 572 00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:14,458 Hold on, baby, I'm coming. 573 00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:18,605 - Take it easy, it's okay, it's okay. 574 00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:20,106 - Get him up, get him up, get him up. 575 00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:21,173 Move your ass. 576 00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:23,509 Fuck, in the way, get over. 577 00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:26,678 - Yo, beef! 578 00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:31,516 - Yes! 579 00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:37,647 Okay. 580 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:49,493 Yo, beef, you wanna turn around while I do this? 581 00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:50,494 Right, little privacy? 582 00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:52,162 Oh, sorry. 583 00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:57,126 It's just, can't wait to see this picture. 584 00:22:57,418 --> 00:22:59,378 Chuck Sirloin, man, I used to watch his show. 585 00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:02,590 - All right, turn around, grab a chair. 586 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:04,008 Watch and learn. 587 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:07,595 This. 588 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:08,887 What's that thing? 589 00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:10,055 - That's the disc. 590 00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:12,057 Okay, there's the shots. 591 00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:13,349 It's so good! 592 00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:15,144 Watch this, watch this. 593 00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:16,436 Oh my God. 594 00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:18,582 - There it is, the shot heard 'round the world right there. 595 00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:19,606 - Shot is awesome, Les. 596 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:20,316 Isn't it? 597 00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:21,233 So good. 598 00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:22,525 - You know why? 599 00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:23,651 I got the laser eye. 600 00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:24,904 - Yeah, you do. - I do. 601 00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:26,196 It's a blessing. 602 00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:28,324 It's also a curse, you know, 603 00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:31,327 because sometimes, sometimes I see too much. 604 00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:32,619 - Yeah. 605 00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:35,663 Oh cool. 606 00:23:35,706 --> 00:23:37,124 - Hey, hey, don't touch anything. 607 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,126 You're here to learn, okay? 608 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:40,127 - Yeah, I was just wondering... 609 00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:42,671 - All right, well, I'm showing you, okay? 610 00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:44,298 Take it easy. 611 00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:45,674 All right, now we send it 612 00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:48,886 to my friend Betsy at Looking Glass. 613 00:23:49,178 --> 00:23:51,430 Right, send, there it does. 614 00:23:51,722 --> 00:23:54,183 - All right, well, what do we do now? 615 00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:57,144 - Now we sit and wait for the offers to come in. 616 00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:58,646 - Okay. 617 00:23:58,938 --> 00:23:59,939 But for you, 618 00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:01,690 go get me coffee. 619 00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:02,982 - Okay. 620 00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:15,491 - Well, it's impossible now 621 00:24:15,663 --> 00:24:17,057 because we're in the middle of a meeting. 622 00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:18,165 All right, housecleaning... 623 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,209 - I have one hour, finish, Byron. 624 00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:22,962 - Okay, that's it for Today Show, nothing else about that. 625 00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:25,631 Vanity Fair's now confirmed for the 19th, definite. 626 00:24:25,923 --> 00:24:27,174 - Great. 627 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:28,509 - Music awards. 628 00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:31,762 - Music, do you wanna present? 629 00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:33,054 - No. 630 00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:35,182 Premiere a video. 631 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:37,810 No performance, just the video. 632 00:24:38,102 --> 00:24:41,146 - Oh my god, wait, do you have a new song? 633 00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:42,558 - No, but I'm working on it. 634 00:24:42,773 --> 00:24:43,773 Okay, income. 635 00:24:43,941 --> 00:24:47,903 - Well, increases all the way down the line, as you can see. 636 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:53,367 - I wanna do a fragrance. 637 00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:54,910 - Oh my God, yes. 638 00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:56,202 I love this. 639 00:24:56,328 --> 00:25:00,040 That is something I can really run with, K'Harma. 640 00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:02,376 - You gotta do something like something spicy and... 641 00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:04,837 - Oh, could be anything, K'Harma spice, K'Harma mist... 642 00:25:05,129 --> 00:25:06,129 - K'Harmania. 643 00:25:06,255 --> 00:25:07,565 K'Harmalicious. - That would be great. 644 00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:09,591 K'Harmageddon, K'Harmajesty. 645 00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:11,403 - Those are definitely interesting ideas. 646 00:25:11,427 --> 00:25:13,067 - Oh, oh, no, wait, I have one more thing 647 00:25:13,137 --> 00:25:14,680 that I have to mention. 648 00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:17,558 I got an email from your parents. 649 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,018 - My parents? 650 00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:20,853 - Yeah, actually, their attorney. 651 00:25:21,145 --> 00:25:23,897 I'm just gonna read you the gist of it. 652 00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:26,150 Blah, blah, blah, 653 00:25:26,442 --> 00:25:29,111 congratulations on your upcoming birthday, yay. 654 00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:33,699 However, despite your painful decision to separate from us, 655 00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:35,784 you are still our daughter and we feel 656 00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:38,662 we have a moral and legal right to compensation 657 00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:42,332 for the expense we incurred in raising you. 658 00:25:48,005 --> 00:25:49,005 - Expense? 659 00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:54,762 How much do they want? 660 00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:58,515 - Seven million. 661 00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:10,611 - Come on, I think the Star just offered me six. 662 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:13,530 Well give me nine and it's yours. 663 00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:17,659 Well I gotta have at least eight. 664 00:26:17,951 --> 00:26:19,119 All right, seven. 665 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:21,097 Well look, if you screw me on this, I'm gonna come 666 00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:23,707 over there with a machete. 667 00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:25,501 Take it easy, I'm just kiddin'. 668 00:26:25,793 --> 00:26:27,252 Just send the check. 669 00:26:29,296 --> 00:26:31,715 Seven hundred dollars placed, yes! 670 00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:35,135 All right, hey, you know what? 671 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:36,428 You did good today. 672 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:37,346 - Thanks Les. 673 00:26:37,638 --> 00:26:39,473 - You know what I'm thinking? 674 00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:42,351 I'm gonna take your head shots, free of charge. 675 00:26:42,643 --> 00:26:44,019 - Really? 676 00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:44,853 - Yeah. 677 00:26:45,145 --> 00:26:46,915 And I'll tell you what, I know some casting directors, 678 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:48,979 I'll send it to them, maybe get you some extra work. 679 00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,526 - Les man, you're awesome. 680 00:26:50,818 --> 00:26:52,486 - All right, take it easy. 681 00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:55,906 I thought you said you weren't gay. 682 00:26:56,198 --> 00:26:57,198 - Thank you. 683 00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:57,991 - You hungry? 684 00:26:58,283 --> 00:26:59,326 - I'm starving. 685 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:02,121 - All right, here's the plan, we sack out for a few hours, 686 00:27:02,412 --> 00:27:04,012 right, the we go to this benefit uptown. 687 00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:06,333 Small potatoes for me, but we'll score free chow. 688 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:07,668 - Sounds like a plan. 689 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,045 - All right well, get in that private room, Private, 690 00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:11,337 and catch some z's. 691 00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:12,380 - Yes sir. 692 00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:34,319 - Hey y'all, what's up? 693 00:27:34,611 --> 00:27:36,339 I don't have to introduce myself, 'cause everybody 694 00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:39,783 knows me, I'm Derrick McFletcher, I play Kyle McKendrick 695 00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:41,785 on Hearts Aflame. 696 00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:44,246 I'm speaking to you tonight not only as 697 00:27:44,538 --> 00:27:48,000 a daytime soap star, but as an STD survivor. 698 00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:52,629 Dudes, chicks out there, listen up. 699 00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:55,883 'Cause the first time I got gonorrhea, I thought 700 00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:57,634 I was gonna die. 701 00:27:57,926 --> 00:27:58,926 Second time I got it. 702 00:27:59,052 --> 00:28:00,780 - Hey don't be stingy on that beefsteak there, partner. 703 00:28:00,804 --> 00:28:01,884 We got a growing boy, here. 704 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:03,014 - Yeah. 705 00:28:04,099 --> 00:28:06,310 - Gentleman, gentlemen, nice jackets. 706 00:28:06,602 --> 00:28:08,228 Royce Ralston, Hearts Aflame. 707 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:09,146 - All right. - Yeah. 708 00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:11,518 - I trust you two are among the sexually enlightened. 709 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:14,818 - Oh yeah, rule number one: never let a hooker slip 710 00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:16,361 you the tongue, right Tob? 711 00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:19,219 Ah, you know what I'm talking about. 712 00:28:19,281 --> 00:28:20,592 - Yes I do, probably a couple of hookers 713 00:28:20,616 --> 00:28:21,200 here, you know. 714 00:28:21,491 --> 00:28:22,491 - Here comes one now. 715 00:28:22,576 --> 00:28:24,411 Hey, Muffy how are you? 716 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:28,207 The sexiest publicist in New York City! 717 00:28:28,498 --> 00:28:30,138 - Now you behave with class. - Yes she is. 718 00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:31,627 - All right, get in there for me. 719 00:28:31,919 --> 00:28:32,461 Up you go! 720 00:28:32,753 --> 00:28:33,378 Oh! 721 00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:37,507 - That's good, oh, I gotta run, you take it again. 722 00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:38,926 - What do we got? 723 00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:40,904 - You're lucky you got the place to yourself. 724 00:28:40,928 --> 00:28:42,530 That's the benefit chairman, and those two are 725 00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:46,808 genital epidemiologists from Atlanta, very VIP, 726 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:48,602 okay, go to town. 727 00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:49,934 - All right, listen Muffy. 728 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:51,748 This is what I'm gonna do, I'm just gonna walk 729 00:28:51,772 --> 00:28:53,583 around, I'll get a few shots, you can have them. 730 00:28:53,607 --> 00:28:54,767 - Oh, no, no, no, impossible. 731 00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:55,984 - Oh, oui, oui, oui. 732 00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:57,921 I'm breaking in my new assistant here, we're chowin' 733 00:28:57,945 --> 00:28:59,625 down, so you take the shots, you place them 734 00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:00,655 anywhere you want. 735 00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:02,449 - Ah, you're the best best baby. 736 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:03,283 - Okay. 737 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:04,575 - Mwah! 738 00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:07,746 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! 739 00:29:08,038 --> 00:29:10,832 You don't see me standing here, huh? 740 00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:12,124 Prick. 741 00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:14,962 - See that guy over there? 742 00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:16,254 - Oh my god. 743 00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:19,007 - Hello, we got a quail at two o'clock. 744 00:29:19,299 --> 00:29:20,550 - No, I'm full, Les. 745 00:29:20,842 --> 00:29:22,177 I can't eat another bite. 746 00:29:22,469 --> 00:29:23,845 - Chicks, you bonehead. 747 00:29:24,137 --> 00:29:27,224 Just keep smilin' gonna go over there, we're celebrating, 748 00:29:27,516 --> 00:29:30,769 maybe we see them, maybe we don't. 749 00:29:31,061 --> 00:29:32,061 - Les, right? 750 00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:33,145 Is it Les? 751 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:34,940 - It's more. - It's not Les, it's more. 752 00:29:35,232 --> 00:29:36,232 - Less is more! 753 00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:38,986 - No, no, listen, listen, you've seen my show. 754 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:40,878 - You're the guy on Farts Aflame, right? 755 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,866 Tell me, tell me you've seen my show. 756 00:29:45,158 --> 00:29:47,536 - So you're a soap star, right? 757 00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:51,290 - Hell no, I'm a casting director. 758 00:29:52,499 --> 00:29:55,836 I cast this entire thing, I cast Hearts Aflame. 759 00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:57,796 - You're a casting director, wow. 760 00:29:58,088 --> 00:29:59,881 I thought you were an actress. 761 00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:01,883 - Why did you think I was an actress? 762 00:30:02,175 --> 00:30:05,637 - You're really beautiful, you know. 763 00:30:05,929 --> 00:30:06,969 - Oh god, you're an actor. 764 00:30:07,222 --> 00:30:08,265 You're an actor, right? 765 00:30:08,557 --> 00:30:10,934 - Yeah, yea I'm an actor. 766 00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:13,145 - What have you been in? 767 00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:15,772 - I've been in like a few things, you know. 768 00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:18,317 - He didn't say dame, he didn't say dame. 769 00:30:18,608 --> 00:30:19,752 Royce, did you say Dane or dame? 770 00:30:19,776 --> 00:30:21,194 - You got a real chin, or do you? 771 00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:22,686 Yup, it's a real fuckin' chin. 772 00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:23,322 - Yeah? 773 00:30:23,613 --> 00:30:24,614 - Yup. 774 00:30:24,906 --> 00:30:26,066 - You're cute when you smile. 775 00:30:26,241 --> 00:30:27,241 - So are you. 776 00:30:29,953 --> 00:30:32,414 - Yeah, I'm gonna give you my card, 777 00:30:32,706 --> 00:30:33,706 and you can call me. 778 00:30:33,874 --> 00:30:35,000 - Yeah, I'm gonna call you. 779 00:30:35,292 --> 00:30:35,834 - Yeah? 780 00:30:36,126 --> 00:30:37,126 - Yup. 781 00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:37,794 Thanks. 782 00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:39,314 - Maybe I could get you into something. 783 00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:40,398 - Well you know what, I'm... 784 00:30:40,422 --> 00:30:41,566 - Okay, we gotta go, all right? 785 00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:43,216 Adios ladies, Royce, auf wiedersehen. 786 00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:45,153 - Hey Les, come on, have a drink, we should sit. 787 00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:46,297 - Hey, we're working, right? 788 00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:47,425 Come on, let's go, come on. 789 00:30:47,637 --> 00:30:48,698 - Okay, sorry, I'll just... 790 00:30:48,722 --> 00:30:49,723 - Yup, nice to meet you. 791 00:30:50,015 --> 00:30:51,015 - Dude, what's going on? 792 00:30:51,141 --> 00:30:52,141 I was having a good time. 793 00:30:52,309 --> 00:30:53,619 - Come on, they were too old for us, man. 794 00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:55,729 Can't handle that, it's too depressing. 795 00:30:56,021 --> 00:30:57,301 Did you see how drunk they were? 796 00:30:57,564 --> 00:30:58,708 - Jesus, yeah, but I was just... 797 00:30:58,732 --> 00:31:00,372 - Besides, we are losing our focus, okay? 798 00:31:00,484 --> 00:31:02,444 - That's what we came for. 799 00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:05,489 All right? 800 00:31:05,781 --> 00:31:06,781 Get two. 801 00:31:07,657 --> 00:31:09,326 Hey, how you doing, man? 802 00:31:09,618 --> 00:31:10,202 - Good. 803 00:31:10,494 --> 00:31:11,036 How'd it go? 804 00:31:11,328 --> 00:31:12,454 - Oh, it was lots of fun. 805 00:31:12,746 --> 00:31:13,931 Listen, our dates are I the car. 806 00:31:13,955 --> 00:31:15,915 - The gift bags are limited to one per guest, sir. 807 00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:18,084 - Yeah, I just told you, our dates are in the car, 808 00:31:18,251 --> 00:31:19,251 did you hear what I said? 809 00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:20,712 - Sir, you have three bags... 810 00:31:21,004 --> 00:31:22,523 - I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go to the car. 811 00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:24,007 - All right. 812 00:31:24,299 --> 00:31:25,318 - Fine, I'll take two, okay? 813 00:31:25,342 --> 00:31:27,260 I thought this was a benefit, man. 814 00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:30,931 You guys should get your stories straight. 815 00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:32,933 Go, go, go, go, go, go! 816 00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:36,269 Oh my God, look at this great stuff, man. 817 00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:38,230 T-shirts, key chains... 818 00:31:38,522 --> 00:31:39,898 They give you this free? 819 00:31:40,190 --> 00:31:41,190 - Sunglasses. 820 00:31:41,274 --> 00:31:43,568 Hey, do you mind if I take yours? 821 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:45,362 Are you gonna use these? 822 00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:48,490 - No, yeah, you could keep them. 823 00:31:48,782 --> 00:31:50,867 - I'm gonna put these t-shirts away. 824 00:31:51,159 --> 00:31:53,578 - Yeah, give 'em to your friends. 825 00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:54,870 - Yeah, right. 826 00:31:56,957 --> 00:31:59,209 - What, you don't have any friends? 827 00:31:59,501 --> 00:32:01,128 - I got friends. 828 00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:04,214 I got fuckin' Ricco calling me every 10 minutes, 829 00:32:04,506 --> 00:32:06,633 wasting my time on some bullshit. 830 00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:08,093 - That's a friend, right? 831 00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:10,554 - But you know what I learned about friends, all right? 832 00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:11,388 What? 833 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,600 - Friends are somebody who's just sittin' around, 834 00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:16,143 waitin' for a chance to start talking about himself. 835 00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:19,146 - I had some friends back in Philly. 836 00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:21,648 - There's a shithole for you. 837 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:24,025 It is kind of a shithole. 838 00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:25,837 I had some good friends back in the... 839 00:32:26,069 --> 00:32:27,946 - Me, I'm more of a listener, okay? 840 00:32:28,238 --> 00:32:29,238 Yeah. 841 00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:30,740 - Hey, you know who's a great guy? 842 00:32:31,032 --> 00:32:31,575 Who? 843 00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:32,867 - De Niro. 844 00:32:32,909 --> 00:32:33,493 - Yeah. 845 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:34,870 Do you know him? 846 00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:38,165 - He came up to me once, and he shook my hand. 847 00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:40,834 He said, "How you doing?" 848 00:32:41,126 --> 00:32:42,126 - He shook your hand? 849 00:32:42,252 --> 00:32:44,713 - Yeah, you know, and the funniest thing is, when I was 850 00:32:45,005 --> 00:32:47,757 talking to him, I felt like, you know, a lot in common. 851 00:32:48,049 --> 00:32:50,427 You know, like I could hang out with him. 852 00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:51,970 - You should call him, man. 853 00:32:52,262 --> 00:32:53,823 - Yeah, I can give him a call, you know. 854 00:32:53,847 --> 00:32:56,099 Call him, say, "Hey Bob, you wanna go get a beer?" 855 00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:57,391 See what I'm saying? 856 00:32:57,601 --> 00:32:59,681 I build a relationship with him, you know, and me him 857 00:32:59,895 --> 00:33:03,190 get going good, and then I bring you along. 858 00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:04,733 - You'd bring me along? 859 00:33:05,025 --> 00:33:06,026 - Hell yes, why not? 860 00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:07,944 - I don't know, it's De Niro. 861 00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:10,614 - Hey, you gotta relax, okay? 862 00:33:10,906 --> 00:33:13,575 They're just people, all right, no different 863 00:33:13,867 --> 00:33:14,993 from you and me. 864 00:33:15,285 --> 00:33:15,869 Equal... 865 00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:16,786 - Yeah. 866 00:33:17,078 --> 00:33:19,140 - You're equal, I'm equal, the Beef is equal, De Niro. 867 00:33:19,164 --> 00:33:23,126 All right, it's all how you think about yourself, all right? 868 00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:27,255 You, you gotta start thinking big. 869 00:33:27,547 --> 00:33:29,049 - Shot heard around the world. 870 00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:33,094 Bet your ass. 871 00:33:33,386 --> 00:33:34,386 - Hey yo, Beef! 872 00:33:35,972 --> 00:33:36,972 - Take your pic! 873 00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:40,043 - Galantine Photo, can I help you? 874 00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:41,143 Who is it? 875 00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:41,811 - It's Goldie Hawn. 876 00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:42,646 Who? 877 00:33:42,938 --> 00:33:43,480 It's Goldie Hawn. 878 00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:44,397 Goldie Hawn? 879 00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:46,167 - Yeah, she's in her underwear, she want to talk to you. 880 00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:46,733 ♫ Aw yeah 881 00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:47,567 What? 882 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:49,139 - She wants to sit on your face. 883 00:33:49,778 --> 00:33:50,818 That's fuckin' crazy, Les. 884 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:52,489 - Hey, who wants more coffee? 885 00:33:52,781 --> 00:33:53,821 You want some more coffee? 886 00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:56,243 Cheeks, can we get some more coffee over here please? 887 00:33:56,535 --> 00:33:57,077 - Yes, okay. 888 00:33:57,369 --> 00:33:58,369 - My treat. 889 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,957 - So where'd you get the tip? 890 00:34:02,249 --> 00:34:06,336 - C'mon, Tish, you know I can't reveal my sources. 891 00:34:06,628 --> 00:34:09,005 Look at that, full quarter-page. 892 00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:10,549 It could have been bigger. 893 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:11,840 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay. 894 00:34:12,008 --> 00:34:12,551 Take it easy. 895 00:34:12,842 --> 00:34:13,385 - Shit. 896 00:34:13,677 --> 00:34:14,261 - Oh, Cheeks, take it easy, all right? 897 00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:15,553 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 898 00:34:15,595 --> 00:34:17,347 - Can you watch the papers, please? 899 00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:18,719 - Wait you paying this guy? 900 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:20,010 - Of course I'm pa yin' him. 901 00:34:21,309 --> 00:34:22,936 - Wait, are you two living together? 902 00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:26,481 - Eh, nah, it's more like a socio-professional 903 00:34:26,773 --> 00:34:28,233 type thing, you know. 904 00:34:28,525 --> 00:34:29,818 - Oh, well I'll come over, then. 905 00:34:30,110 --> 00:34:32,571 We could play some cards, hang out. 906 00:34:32,862 --> 00:34:34,656 - We don't have any cards. 907 00:34:34,948 --> 00:34:36,708 - I got like five decks of cards, I can bring 908 00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:37,783 'em all over. 909 00:34:38,451 --> 00:34:39,887 We can play rummy, that's a great game. 910 00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:41,997 - Galantine Photo, can I help you? 911 00:34:42,289 --> 00:34:44,332 Let me see if he's available. 912 00:34:44,624 --> 00:34:45,750 It's Trudy Weiss? 913 00:34:46,042 --> 00:34:47,752 Trudy Weiss, yeah, I know Trudy. 914 00:34:48,044 --> 00:34:49,044 - Yeah? 915 00:34:50,714 --> 00:34:51,714 - Hey Trudy. 916 00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:52,966 How are you? 917 00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:54,968 Oh yeah did you see the photo? 918 00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:57,304 Yeah no, I'm quite pleased. 919 00:34:59,556 --> 00:35:04,227 Listen, hold on, about the event on the 15, yeah, 920 00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:05,895 well can it be all access? 921 00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:07,814 All right, well see what you can do. 922 00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:09,399 And just get back to us, okay? 923 00:35:09,691 --> 00:35:11,818 All right, thanks Trud, bye. 924 00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:15,780 Where were we? 925 00:35:16,072 --> 00:35:17,657 Oh yeah, the photo. 926 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:19,552 Look at that, he was looking right at me. 927 00:35:19,576 --> 00:35:21,494 The Beef! 928 00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:24,164 - You know, Les, you didn't have to call it an "event", 929 00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:26,833 I mean we're all going to the music awards, man. 930 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,377 - Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know that anybody was listening 931 00:35:29,669 --> 00:35:30,712 to my phone call. 932 00:35:31,004 --> 00:35:34,466 - Oh, Les, hey, I forgot to tell you, Feldman placed 933 00:35:34,758 --> 00:35:36,468 two from the twilight party. 934 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:37,760 Wow, two? 935 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:39,179 - So, what are you telling me for? 936 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:41,271 - Oh no, I just thought you'd wanna, you know, 937 00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:42,015 I'm just saying. 938 00:35:42,307 --> 00:35:43,642 Newsweek and US. 939 00:35:43,933 --> 00:35:44,643 You're kidding. 940 00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:45,602 I'm not kidding. 941 00:35:45,894 --> 00:35:46,895 Ha, that's awesome. 942 00:35:47,187 --> 00:35:48,187 - Good to see you guys. 943 00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:49,814 Gotta go. 944 00:35:50,106 --> 00:35:51,125 - See what I mean about Ricco? 945 00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:51,691 What? 946 00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:53,263 - Always blabbing about himself? 947 00:35:53,443 --> 00:35:54,643 I'd never play cards with him. 948 00:35:54,903 --> 00:35:56,613 Fuck him, fuck Feldman. 949 00:36:04,954 --> 00:36:06,331 You got the papers? 950 00:36:06,623 --> 00:36:08,416 - Yeah, I got 'em. 951 00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:10,028 So, do they know that I'm coming? 952 00:36:10,251 --> 00:36:11,961 - Yes, I told them all about you. 953 00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:13,463 Come on, this is gonna be fun. 954 00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:14,755 - All right. 955 00:36:14,881 --> 00:36:15,881 - Mrs. Gary! 956 00:36:15,924 --> 00:36:16,549 Huh? 957 00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:17,926 - Looking good. 958 00:36:18,218 --> 00:36:18,927 - Hi. 959 00:36:19,219 --> 00:36:20,762 Oh, oh, hi. 960 00:36:21,054 --> 00:36:22,054 - Sounds great. 961 00:36:23,098 --> 00:36:24,098 - Ma, we're here! 962 00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:27,185 Hope you're hungry, 'cause my morn's a great cook. 963 00:36:30,146 --> 00:36:34,109 - Wow Mrs. Galantine, this looks, this looks great. 964 00:36:34,401 --> 00:36:36,236 - Did you step in something? 965 00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:37,070 - What? 966 00:36:37,362 --> 00:36:40,365 - Check your shoes, both of you. 967 00:36:40,657 --> 00:36:42,283 - They're clean, Ma. 968 00:36:42,575 --> 00:36:44,035 - Well I smell shit. 969 00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:46,246 - Really. 970 00:36:46,538 --> 00:36:47,163 - Mhmm. 971 00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:48,665 - Yeah, me too. 972 00:36:48,957 --> 00:36:49,957 Oh, that's funny. 973 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:50,583 - Where's Dad? 974 00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:51,977 - In the front room, take these in. 975 00:36:52,001 --> 00:36:54,504 And wash your hands first. 976 00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:55,338 - I just did... 977 00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:57,048 - Well wash 'em again. 978 00:36:57,340 --> 00:36:59,217 Him too, he carried in those papers. 979 00:36:59,509 --> 00:37:02,554 What did you bring 'em in the house for? 980 00:37:02,846 --> 00:37:03,846 - Oh, those? 981 00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:05,735 Well, I got a little surprise for you, Ma. 982 00:37:06,015 --> 00:37:07,934 - Ah, that paper is filthy. 983 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:09,436 Now take that in. 984 00:37:16,192 --> 00:37:18,403 Stocks of the Reborn 51st Highlanders, 985 00:37:18,695 --> 00:37:19,404 shattered in Euro... 986 00:37:19,696 --> 00:37:20,822 - Good to see you, Dad. 987 00:37:21,114 --> 00:37:22,782 How you doing, everything okay? 988 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:25,243 - Oh yeah, all good. 989 00:37:25,535 --> 00:37:26,870 You? 990 00:37:27,162 --> 00:37:28,162 - Yeah, good. 991 00:37:29,873 --> 00:37:31,541 See all these guns? 992 00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:33,585 My dad collects 'em and he restores 'em. 993 00:37:33,877 --> 00:37:34,877 - So cool. 994 00:37:35,462 --> 00:37:39,632 - I gotta show you something, this one's my favorite. 995 00:37:39,924 --> 00:37:41,176 Press this, right? 996 00:37:41,468 --> 00:37:42,761 Shoots out a bullet. 997 00:37:43,052 --> 00:37:43,678 - Awesome. 998 00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:46,598 - Hey, you want a cigarette, pew. 999 00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:48,850 That's great, Dad. 1000 00:37:49,142 --> 00:37:50,769 Who made this again, Germans? 1001 00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:52,353 - The Russians. 1002 00:37:52,645 --> 00:37:56,441 Yeah, Chinese made one out of a feminine napkin. 1003 00:37:56,733 --> 00:37:58,276 - I don't wanna hear about it. 1004 00:37:58,568 --> 00:37:59,986 Where's that camera I gave you? 1005 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:03,031 - I still got it, what are you kidding me? 1006 00:38:03,323 --> 00:38:05,283 That's a collector's item, right? 1007 00:38:05,575 --> 00:38:08,787 - Your friend there needs a patch on his pants. 1008 00:38:09,078 --> 00:38:09,621 - Come on, Dad. 1009 00:38:09,913 --> 00:38:10,913 He's just starting out. 1010 00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:12,540 You know he's, Toby's my assistant. 1011 00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:14,552 Things are pickin' up for me now, so I hired 1012 00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:15,835 some extra help. 1013 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:18,463 I got a picture placed in the paper. 1014 00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:19,798 Oh, right here. 1015 00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:22,257 Show you. 1016 00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:31,434 - Well who is that? 1017 00:38:31,726 --> 00:38:32,268 - Come on, Dad. 1018 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:33,600 What are you going, blind? 1019 00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:35,188 That's your man, Chuck Sirloin. 1020 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:36,815 That's The Beef? 1021 00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:37,649 - Yeah, The Beef. 1022 00:38:37,941 --> 00:38:40,193 Look at that, full quarter-page. 1023 00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:42,737 - Well what's that sticking out of his pants? 1024 00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:44,829 Well, he had a little operation on this thing. 1025 00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:46,314 - I don't wanna hear about it. 1026 00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:47,407 - It's no big deal, Ma. 1027 00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:48,803 It was a little procedure, and I... 1028 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:51,913 - Well what did you take his picture for? 1029 00:38:52,205 --> 00:38:54,249 Poor guy, Jesus, that's The Beef! 1030 00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:55,750 - Oh, please. 1031 00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:57,293 - It's totally legal, Dad. 1032 00:38:57,585 --> 00:38:59,212 I mean, he was on a public sidewalk. 1033 00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:01,065 And yeah, it's The Beef, that's how you get a picture 1034 00:39:01,089 --> 00:39:02,715 in the paper, you know, somebody famous. 1035 00:39:03,007 --> 00:39:04,887 - Yeah, it's disgusting, you never see that kind 1036 00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:07,011 of crap on a real newspaper. 1037 00:39:07,303 --> 00:39:08,303 Jesus. 1038 00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:11,060 - Well a lot of people do read this paper, okay. 1039 00:39:11,266 --> 00:39:13,351 It's very popular and I'm a licensed professional, 1040 00:39:13,643 --> 00:39:17,313 and this is photojournalism, it's a candid shot. 1041 00:39:17,605 --> 00:39:19,107 And I got paid a lot of money for it. 1042 00:39:19,399 --> 00:39:19,983 - How much? 1043 00:39:20,275 --> 00:39:21,315 - You wanna know how much? 1044 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:22,359 - I got 700 bucks. 1045 00:39:23,653 --> 00:39:25,196 - He's a millionaire. 1046 00:39:26,406 --> 00:39:29,033 - Well I got his picture in the paper, didn't I? 1047 00:39:29,325 --> 00:39:31,005 - Well get it out of here, I don't want the 1048 00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:33,121 fuckin' thing in the house! 1049 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:39,376 - Come on, Dad. 1050 00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:41,754 I was gonna frame it for ya. 1051 00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:43,714 - Frame it? 1052 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:47,051 Goddamnit, I'll frame this crap, Jesus Christ. 1053 00:39:47,343 --> 00:39:47,886 - Come on. 1054 00:39:48,177 --> 00:39:49,971 I told ya once, I told ya twice! 1055 00:39:50,263 --> 00:39:50,972 Trash! 1056 00:39:51,264 --> 00:39:52,700 I'll tell you where we're gonna frame it, 1057 00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:53,924 right straight in the garbage. 1058 00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:55,059 - Carl, Carl! 1059 00:39:55,351 --> 00:39:56,351 Wash your hands. 1060 00:39:57,687 --> 00:40:01,107 I told you not to bring that stuff in this house. 1061 00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:03,276 - Thanks for your help, Ma. 1062 00:40:03,568 --> 00:40:05,653 Why don't you get a real job, for a change? 1063 00:40:05,945 --> 00:40:06,988 - This is my job, okay? 1064 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:07,906 That's what I do. 1065 00:40:08,197 --> 00:40:10,366 - That's some job, you're making a lot of money. 1066 00:40:10,658 --> 00:40:11,658 Is this kid gay? 1067 00:40:11,701 --> 00:40:12,701 - What do you care? 1068 00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:15,038 Don't talk to your mother like that. 1069 00:40:15,330 --> 00:40:16,789 You hear me? 1070 00:40:17,081 --> 00:40:17,624 - All right. 1071 00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:18,458 - Take it easy, Carl. 1072 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:19,334 Just take it easy. 1073 00:40:19,626 --> 00:40:20,895 - What do you mean, take it easy? 1074 00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:22,128 - Take it easy, take it easy. 1075 00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:23,630 - I'm not gay. 1076 00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:25,214 - You're not gay? 1077 00:40:25,506 --> 00:40:26,506 - Who's gay? 1078 00:40:26,549 --> 00:40:27,550 - I asked if he was gay? 1079 00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:29,602 - I'll tell ya who's gay, you know who's gay? 1080 00:40:29,761 --> 00:40:30,386 Chuck Sirloin. 1081 00:40:30,678 --> 00:40:32,013 Oh, that'll be the day. 1082 00:40:32,305 --> 00:40:34,265 - You're gonna talk about The Beef again, are you? 1083 00:40:34,515 --> 00:40:36,309 You know where you'll find it, won't you? 1084 00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:37,602 Out in the garbage can. 1085 00:40:37,894 --> 00:40:39,312 - All right, just leave it alone! 1086 00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:51,866 - The food was good. 1087 00:41:15,974 --> 00:41:19,978 ♫ I'm still searching for my true love 1088 00:41:20,269 --> 00:41:23,564 ♫ Boy who won't fade away 1089 00:41:24,732 --> 00:41:28,861 ♫ I'm still searching for my true love 1090 00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:32,365 ♫ So I won't have to say 1091 00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:42,583 Looking, yeah, that's better. 1092 00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:44,460 I'm still looking for my true love. 1093 00:41:44,752 --> 00:41:45,752 Okay. 1094 00:41:49,799 --> 00:41:51,300 - Hello, hey baby, it's happening. 1095 00:41:51,592 --> 00:41:52,592 - Goddamnit. 1096 00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:55,096 Can you not see that I'm working right now? 1097 00:41:55,388 --> 00:41:57,449 I mean do you have any respect for the creative process? 1098 00:41:57,473 --> 00:41:59,193 - Yes, no, we just came in to tell you that. 1099 00:41:59,392 --> 00:42:01,602 - I am so sorry, but you know what, this just came up. 1100 00:42:01,894 --> 00:42:03,604 - Vanity Fair needs 2 more hours tomorrow. 1101 00:42:03,896 --> 00:42:05,064 Just two little hours. 1102 00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:06,356 - Okay, fine. 1103 00:42:06,399 --> 00:42:08,085 Fine, then I just, you know, won't finish the song. 1104 00:42:08,109 --> 00:42:09,777 Cancel the music awards, I'm not going, 1105 00:42:10,069 --> 00:42:11,237 'cause I don't have a... 1106 00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:13,322 - Oh my God, please, please don't say that. 1107 00:42:13,614 --> 00:42:14,614 Please don't say that. 1108 00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:16,051 - You know, I was gonna get a pedicure tomorrow. 1109 00:42:16,075 --> 00:42:19,454 I know, I know, I know, I am so sorry, and there are 1110 00:42:19,746 --> 00:42:22,206 gonna be serious, serious changes made around here. 1111 00:42:22,498 --> 00:42:24,625 - You can make the shoot as late as you want tomorrow, 1112 00:42:24,917 --> 00:42:25,917 two o'clock. 1113 00:42:36,763 --> 00:42:37,764 - At five. 1114 00:42:38,056 --> 00:42:39,807 - Yay, okay, thank you. 1115 00:42:40,099 --> 00:42:41,934 Thank you so much. 1116 00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:44,395 Thank you, it's gonna be worth it. 1117 00:42:44,687 --> 00:42:48,024 I'm sorry you guys, I'm just, I didn't 1118 00:42:48,316 --> 00:42:49,609 mean to bug out on you... 1119 00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:52,195 - Oh, sweetheart, look, you've got 1120 00:42:52,487 --> 00:42:53,029 so much going on. 1121 00:42:53,321 --> 00:42:55,239 I, we, so don't even know how you do it. 1122 00:42:55,531 --> 00:42:57,408 - I know, I know, I know. 1123 00:43:00,203 --> 00:43:02,371 I love you, I love you two. 1124 00:43:04,999 --> 00:43:06,542 Oh, we love you too. 1125 00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:08,169 - I need you guys. 1126 00:43:26,646 --> 00:43:27,939 - You hittin' the sack? 1127 00:43:28,231 --> 00:43:29,482 - What does it look like? 1128 00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:37,156 - Think I'm gonna take a walk. 1129 00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:38,658 Go ahead. 1130 00:43:42,161 --> 00:43:44,580 - Unless you wanna do something? 1131 00:43:44,872 --> 00:43:45,872 Les? 1132 00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:49,669 Hey, why don't we call De Niro? 1133 00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:51,712 - Are you out of your fuckin' mind? 1134 00:43:52,004 --> 00:43:53,756 - Sorry, I thought you had his number. 1135 00:43:54,048 --> 00:43:56,676 - I got his number, what am I gonna say to him? 1136 00:43:56,968 --> 00:43:58,946 "Hey Bob, let's get together, me you, and some homeless 1137 00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:01,055 fag I got living with me." 1138 00:44:01,347 --> 00:44:02,890 - Look Les, I told you I'm not gay. 1139 00:44:03,182 --> 00:44:04,222 I don't know why you're... 1140 00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:06,036 - Well there's something wrong with you, okay? 1141 00:44:06,060 --> 00:44:07,300 - What are you doing right now? 1142 00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:08,020 - What? 1143 00:44:08,312 --> 00:44:09,552 I'm just telling it like it is. 1144 00:44:09,605 --> 00:44:10,690 - You want me to leave? 1145 00:44:10,982 --> 00:44:12,902 Is that, look, 'cause I'll just leave, all right? 1146 00:44:12,984 --> 00:44:13,526 I'm used to it. 1147 00:44:13,818 --> 00:44:15,658 - You are the one that's talking about leaving! 1148 00:44:15,736 --> 00:44:17,336 - I just said I wanted to go for a walk! 1149 00:44:17,572 --> 00:44:19,407 - Then go for a fuckin' walk, then! 1150 00:44:19,699 --> 00:44:22,493 Jesus Christ, like I'm some fuckin' peon all of a sudden? 1151 00:44:22,785 --> 00:44:24,328 You've been dying to leave, anyway. 1152 00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:25,746 You think I can't tell? 1153 00:44:26,038 --> 00:44:27,874 Go, go for your fuckin' walk, go, go. 1154 00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:28,708 - Les, man. 1155 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,878 - Man, you must really miss living in a box. 1156 00:44:32,170 --> 00:44:34,172 - Look, you're just pissed at your dad, and you're 1157 00:44:34,463 --> 00:44:35,673 just taking it out on me, Les. 1158 00:44:35,965 --> 00:44:37,550 - Whoa, watch out Oprah. 1159 00:44:37,842 --> 00:44:39,302 Here comes Doctor Homeless. 1160 00:44:39,594 --> 00:44:41,114 - Hey, I know about some things, okay. 1161 00:44:41,387 --> 00:44:42,739 I went through some pretty crazy shit 1162 00:44:42,763 --> 00:44:43,806 with my fucking parents. 1163 00:44:44,098 --> 00:44:45,766 My mother cut me, man. 1164 00:44:46,058 --> 00:44:47,911 She came at me with a steak knife, how do you think 1165 00:44:47,935 --> 00:44:48,436 I go this? 1166 00:44:48,728 --> 00:44:50,062 I went fucking crazy. 1167 00:44:50,354 --> 00:44:52,648 - Jesus, I knew it, you killed her. 1168 00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:55,651 - Les, Jesus, I didn't fucking kill my mother, all right? 1169 00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:56,943 I love my mother. 1170 00:44:57,153 --> 00:44:59,488 I just can't be around her, she can't be around me. 1171 00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:02,074 I kept looking for something that I'm not gonna get, 1172 00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:03,659 she can't give me. 1173 00:45:03,951 --> 00:45:05,328 You're not gonna get it, Les. 1174 00:45:05,620 --> 00:45:06,913 It's a dead end street. 1175 00:45:07,205 --> 00:45:09,183 And you sit around waiting for someone else to tell 1176 00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:10,333 you you're okay. 1177 00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:16,005 I mean, you're okay. 1178 00:45:18,883 --> 00:45:20,718 You don't need it, Les. 1179 00:45:35,441 --> 00:45:37,818 You took a really good picture, Les. 1180 00:45:38,110 --> 00:45:41,322 No matter what your old man says. 1181 00:45:41,614 --> 00:45:42,949 - He threw it in the garbage. 1182 00:45:43,241 --> 00:45:44,241 - Yeah, but so what? 1183 00:45:44,367 --> 00:45:45,952 You got things going on, right? 1184 00:45:46,244 --> 00:45:48,246 I mean, we gotta bring your book around. 1185 00:45:48,537 --> 00:45:50,831 We're gonna go to what did you say, Nike? 1186 00:45:51,123 --> 00:45:52,123 Calvin Klein? 1187 00:45:52,333 --> 00:45:55,002 - Never said Calvin Klein. 1188 00:45:55,294 --> 00:45:57,255 - Think big, get big. 1189 00:45:57,546 --> 00:45:58,546 Right? 1190 00:46:05,805 --> 00:46:07,265 - I'm sorry, Toby. 1191 00:46:07,556 --> 00:46:09,934 I didn't mean to go off on you. 1192 00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:14,604 - Whatever. 1193 00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:18,359 Rule number one, friends is friends. 1194 00:46:24,323 --> 00:46:26,409 - That's good, man. 1195 00:46:26,701 --> 00:46:27,701 You like that one? 1196 00:46:27,827 --> 00:46:29,078 - Yeah. 1197 00:46:29,370 --> 00:46:30,370 It's a good one. 1198 00:46:30,538 --> 00:46:31,664 You're learning. 1199 00:46:34,875 --> 00:46:36,155 Why don't you go take your walk? 1200 00:46:36,335 --> 00:46:36,919 Go ahead. 1201 00:46:37,211 --> 00:46:41,716 - No, I think I'll just watch some TV, go to sleep. 1202 00:46:42,008 --> 00:46:43,551 - Hey, I know what we can do. 1203 00:46:43,843 --> 00:46:44,510 What? 1204 00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:46,554 Head shots. 1205 00:46:46,846 --> 00:46:47,846 - Okay. 1206 00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:51,183 - Ready? 1207 00:46:51,475 --> 00:46:52,744 ♫ Reach in and grab your dreams. 1208 00:46:52,768 --> 00:46:53,394 - Happy, right? 1209 00:46:53,686 --> 00:46:55,080 ♫ Now, now, cut it up and slip it back 1210 00:46:55,104 --> 00:46:55,646 - Hit me. 1211 00:46:55,938 --> 00:46:57,440 - All right, all right. 1212 00:46:57,732 --> 00:46:58,732 - Good, again. 1213 00:46:58,774 --> 00:46:59,774 Again, on more time. 1214 00:46:59,859 --> 00:47:01,360 Wait, I can't smile when I do it. 1215 00:47:01,652 --> 00:47:02,812 - There you go, there you go. 1216 00:47:03,070 --> 00:47:03,779 Put this on. 1217 00:47:04,071 --> 00:47:05,281 That's your jacket, man. 1218 00:47:05,573 --> 00:47:06,573 - Hey. 1219 00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:09,702 - Right there, beautiful. 1220 00:47:11,996 --> 00:47:14,874 Ah, you just poked me. 1221 00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:17,335 ♫ Walking and talking backwards 1222 00:47:17,626 --> 00:47:20,212 ♫ Hey now now, we're goin' down down 1223 00:47:20,504 --> 00:47:23,341 ♫ and we ride the bus there and pay the bus fare 1224 00:47:23,632 --> 00:47:27,011 ♫ or we find a new reason, a new way of living 1225 00:47:27,303 --> 00:47:30,848 ♫ and we breathe it in and try to dream again 1226 00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:31,807 Amazing. 1227 00:47:32,099 --> 00:47:33,809 Oh there it is, right there, see? 1228 00:47:38,105 --> 00:47:38,647 - Oh. 1229 00:47:38,939 --> 00:47:41,150 - Hey, take it easy, all access, all access, him too. 1230 00:47:41,442 --> 00:47:42,902 Show the thing, turn it around. 1231 00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:44,434 See that, all right, thank you. 1232 00:47:44,653 --> 00:47:46,030 Thank you. 1233 00:47:47,281 --> 00:47:49,617 - Hey, how's it going, buddy? 1234 00:47:52,161 --> 00:47:54,538 - Jesus Christ, there's nothing but B-list in here. 1235 00:47:54,830 --> 00:47:56,550 All right, I gotta go find Trudy, all right? 1236 00:47:56,624 --> 00:47:57,166 - Okay. 1237 00:47:57,458 --> 00:47:58,000 - Stay right here. 1238 00:47:58,292 --> 00:47:58,834 - All right. 1239 00:47:59,126 --> 00:48:00,562 - Keep and eye out for those goody bags. 1240 00:48:00,586 --> 00:48:01,128 - Goody bags. 1241 00:48:01,420 --> 00:48:05,091 - Hey man, I know I heard your name being mentioned 1242 00:48:05,383 --> 00:48:06,759 up in the back and... 1243 00:48:07,051 --> 00:48:07,718 - Sexy as shit. 1244 00:48:08,010 --> 00:48:09,512 That's what she's up for. 1245 00:48:09,804 --> 00:48:12,932 She's lookin' right, Ill tell you. 1246 00:48:13,224 --> 00:48:15,518 ♫ It's so tempting when I feel so empty 1247 00:48:15,810 --> 00:48:19,897 ♫ And I'm sitting here all alone 1248 00:48:20,189 --> 00:48:21,899 ♫ But I will fight it till 1249 00:48:22,191 --> 00:48:26,153 ♫ I can't find a sweet sweet love my own 1250 00:48:28,697 --> 00:48:32,451 ♫ You can take your love and shove it 1251 00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:36,163 ♫ You can take it where the sun don't shine 1252 00:48:36,455 --> 00:48:39,083 ♫ You an take your love and shove it 1253 00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:43,754 ♫ You better listen boy 'cause I ain't lying 1254 00:48:44,046 --> 00:48:47,758 ♫ I ain't lying, I ain't lying 1255 00:48:49,301 --> 00:48:53,389 ♫ Anymore, you see I'm still looking for my true love 1256 00:48:57,435 --> 00:49:01,021 ♫ Boy who won't fade away 1257 00:49:01,313 --> 00:49:05,276 ♫ I'm still looking for my true love so I won't have 1258 00:49:06,735 --> 00:49:10,990 ♫ To say you can take your love and shove it 1259 00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:14,410 Out of my way, excuse you, fucko. 1260 00:49:14,702 --> 00:49:15,244 Thank you. 1261 00:49:15,536 --> 00:49:16,245 - Excuse me. 1262 00:49:16,537 --> 00:49:17,663 Get out of my way. 1263 00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:21,417 Who are you wearing, just a quote. 1264 00:49:23,627 --> 00:49:25,107 - Demo from MTV, how you doing, girl? 1265 00:49:25,296 --> 00:49:29,049 Wait, wait, hold up, hold up, you are looking hot. 1266 00:49:29,341 --> 00:49:30,384 Thank you. 1267 00:49:30,676 --> 00:49:31,676 Thank you very much. 1268 00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:33,482 - Sorry, you gotta tell me some stuff here, 1269 00:49:33,637 --> 00:49:35,115 you got a lot going on these days, right? 1270 00:49:35,139 --> 00:49:36,979 - You got the world premier video, your parents 1271 00:49:37,266 --> 00:49:38,266 are suing you, I heard? 1272 00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:39,727 - I am super, super busy. 1273 00:49:40,019 --> 00:49:43,647 - Plus Mystique and Jace are hittin' it up pretty hard, 1274 00:49:43,939 --> 00:49:45,900 is this like a mega bummer for you? 1275 00:49:46,192 --> 00:49:47,693 - I am really really happy for him. 1276 00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:50,362 You know, I'm just, I'm trying to stay strong, 1277 00:49:50,654 --> 00:49:53,616 and I thank God for my music, you know, which will 1278 00:49:53,908 --> 00:49:54,950 always be my first love. 1279 00:49:55,242 --> 00:49:57,442 - All right, all right, and who's the little stud muffin 1280 00:49:57,495 --> 00:49:59,497 you got here next to you? 1281 00:49:59,788 --> 00:50:00,915 - Oh, this is... 1282 00:50:05,211 --> 00:50:06,253 What's up, dude. 1283 00:50:06,545 --> 00:50:07,087 - I'm Toby. 1284 00:50:07,379 --> 00:50:08,756 Toby, all right. 1285 00:50:09,048 --> 00:50:11,008 - Yeah, he's, he's my hookup tonight. 1286 00:50:13,552 --> 00:50:14,094 Isn't he hot? 1287 00:50:14,386 --> 00:50:16,263 - Oh, he's straight up slammin', dude. 1288 00:50:16,555 --> 00:50:17,723 - Okay, peace up, y'all. 1289 00:50:25,814 --> 00:50:26,814 - Toby! 1290 00:50:29,276 --> 00:50:30,361 What the fuck? 1291 00:50:32,530 --> 00:50:33,530 'Souse me. 1292 00:50:36,450 --> 00:50:37,952 - Hold. 1293 00:50:38,244 --> 00:50:38,953 - I'm all access. 1294 00:50:39,245 --> 00:50:39,912 - No you're not. 1295 00:50:40,204 --> 00:50:41,723 That's the yellow card, you need a green card to 1296 00:50:41,747 --> 00:50:42,289 get in here. 1297 00:50:42,581 --> 00:50:43,581 Hey Jace, come on in. 1298 00:50:43,624 --> 00:50:44,792 Oh yeah, thanks, 'souse me. 1299 00:50:45,084 --> 00:50:45,626 Come on. 1300 00:50:45,918 --> 00:50:46,627 - Where do you get a green card? 1301 00:50:46,919 --> 00:50:47,919 - Try city hall. 1302 00:51:57,698 --> 00:52:01,285 - Right now, we're going out the back way, 1303 00:52:01,577 --> 00:52:02,786 we're going into the limo. 1304 00:52:04,079 --> 00:52:05,199 - She'll change at the club. 1305 00:52:05,247 --> 00:52:06,927 She's with other people, she's with Dougie, 1306 00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:09,793 and Gazelle, and I think that's gonna be it. 1307 00:52:10,085 --> 00:52:11,085 There's nobody else. 1308 00:52:11,253 --> 00:52:12,296 - Come on, stud muffin. 1309 00:52:12,588 --> 00:52:14,381 Of course she's gonna be there, I'm gonna 1310 00:52:14,673 --> 00:52:15,673 see you there. 1311 00:52:15,799 --> 00:52:17,384 - Oh you're a stud, huh? 1312 00:52:17,676 --> 00:52:19,970 Come on, get your ass in here. 1313 00:52:28,062 --> 00:52:31,273 ♫ Step out of the night and into the light 1314 00:52:31,565 --> 00:52:35,527 ♫ Into the light of the love baby 1315 00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:45,204 ♫ This is the dance that give us a chance 1316 00:52:45,496 --> 00:52:49,458 ♫ To light up the night with our love baby 1317 00:52:56,006 --> 00:52:59,093 ♫ Out of the night, into the light 1318 00:52:59,385 --> 00:53:02,554 ♫ Out of the night, into the light 1319 00:53:02,846 --> 00:53:06,100 ♫ Out of the night into the light 1320 00:53:06,392 --> 00:53:09,937 ♫ Into the night of our love 1321 00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:26,954 I can't believe you fixed the jacuzzi. 1322 00:53:27,246 --> 00:53:28,831 - It's just a loose wire in the pump. 1323 00:53:29,123 --> 00:53:29,832 - Stupid hotel. 1324 00:53:30,124 --> 00:53:32,960 Told 'em to fix it like a month ago. 1325 00:53:33,252 --> 00:53:35,629 - How come you live in a hotel? 1326 00:53:36,797 --> 00:53:38,716 - Taxes, I write it off. 1327 00:53:40,092 --> 00:53:43,262 - Plus I, I never have to make the bed. 1328 00:53:49,143 --> 00:53:51,061 - Wish I had a camera. 1329 00:53:51,353 --> 00:53:54,898 - Don't I hate it when people take my picture. 1330 00:53:55,190 --> 00:53:56,190 - Sorry. 1331 00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:57,443 - No, it's okay. 1332 00:53:57,735 --> 00:54:00,779 You probably wouldn't understand, being homeless. 1333 00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:03,323 The worst are the paparazzi, though. 1334 00:54:03,615 --> 00:54:05,367 They just don't leave you alone, you know. 1335 00:54:05,659 --> 00:54:09,621 Even when you're going through something really painful. 1336 00:54:11,498 --> 00:54:12,916 He broke my heart. 1337 00:54:13,876 --> 00:54:16,420 - What like that guy, Jace guy? 1338 00:54:16,712 --> 00:54:20,507 - Mhmm, he said that my eyes were too far apart. 1339 00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:24,260 - What? 1340 00:54:25,304 --> 00:54:28,849 That's, people are different, that's why 1341 00:54:29,141 --> 00:54:31,059 people are beautiful. 1342 00:54:31,351 --> 00:54:33,729 - Do you think that I'm beautiful? 1343 00:54:34,021 --> 00:54:35,564 - Are you kidding me? 1344 00:54:36,648 --> 00:54:38,408 - I think that you're the most beautiful girl 1345 00:54:38,484 --> 00:54:40,110 that I have ever seen. 1346 00:57:38,121 --> 00:57:41,291 Then all of a sudden, I'm in the jacuzzi with her. 1347 00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:43,418 And I fixed her jacuzzi, 'cause it was broken, 1348 00:57:43,710 --> 00:57:46,713 it was like broken for weeks, in this nice hotel, 1349 00:57:47,005 --> 00:57:49,549 and we just kinda hung out there. 1350 00:57:51,593 --> 00:57:53,313 We were in our underwear, we didn't have sex 1351 00:57:53,512 --> 00:57:56,181 or anything, we really like, I don't know. 1352 00:57:56,473 --> 00:57:59,726 I really connected, like we really connected. 1353 00:58:00,018 --> 00:58:01,603 - Oh, you connected in your underwear? 1354 00:58:01,895 --> 00:58:02,980 - Well, I mean... 1355 00:58:03,271 --> 00:58:05,899 - I am so totally fuckin' thrilled for you, Toby. 1356 00:58:06,191 --> 00:58:08,360 - Oh hey, you know what? 1357 00:58:08,652 --> 00:58:09,987 Look what I got you. 1358 00:58:10,278 --> 00:58:11,613 I got you a present. 1359 00:58:11,905 --> 00:58:12,905 Look. 1360 00:58:14,616 --> 00:58:15,616 - What is that? 1361 00:58:15,701 --> 00:58:16,368 - They're olives. 1362 00:58:16,660 --> 00:58:18,453 - I figured we could put 'em in the trunk, 1363 00:58:18,745 --> 00:58:20,372 with the martini glasses, you know? 1364 00:58:20,664 --> 00:58:22,541 You just take a toothpick, you put an olive in, 1365 00:58:22,833 --> 00:58:24,352 you put in the martini glass, and all of a sudden... 1366 00:58:24,376 --> 00:58:25,085 - You got toothpicks. 1367 00:58:25,377 --> 00:58:27,838 - Like a, like a ritzy you know, guest. 1368 00:58:28,130 --> 00:58:29,130 - Like a what? 1369 00:58:29,339 --> 00:58:30,419 - Like a guest, you know... 1370 00:58:30,632 --> 00:58:32,592 - Like a guest, a fuckin' ritzy guest, that's what 1371 00:58:32,843 --> 00:58:33,468 I look like? 1372 00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:34,760 Toothpicks? 1373 00:58:36,304 --> 00:58:38,765 You sneak backstage without me? 1374 00:58:39,057 --> 00:58:41,143 You hang out with sexy chicks and superstars all 1375 00:58:41,435 --> 00:58:43,353 night, and you come home with toothpicks? 1376 00:58:43,645 --> 00:58:44,645 Are you retarded? 1377 00:58:44,855 --> 00:58:45,439 - No. 1378 00:58:45,731 --> 00:58:47,399 - No, you're just an ungrateful bastard. 1379 00:58:47,691 --> 00:58:49,109 - I'm grateful. 1380 00:58:49,401 --> 00:58:51,528 - Man come on, I gave you a job, I gave you a place 1381 00:58:51,820 --> 00:58:52,487 to sleep. 1382 00:58:52,779 --> 00:58:54,573 - Les, man, I'm grateful. 1383 00:58:54,865 --> 00:58:57,075 - You know what, you know what hurts the most? 1384 00:58:57,367 --> 00:58:59,494 What did I say about De Niro? 1385 00:58:59,786 --> 00:59:00,454 - You said... 1386 00:59:00,746 --> 00:59:03,790 - I said I would take you with me, didn't I say that? 1387 00:59:04,082 --> 00:59:05,959 I would take you with me! 1388 00:59:07,210 --> 00:59:07,878 - Yeah. 1389 00:59:08,170 --> 00:59:09,170 - And what do you do? 1390 00:59:09,254 --> 00:59:11,298 The first chance you get, you fuckin' leave me! 1391 00:59:11,590 --> 00:59:12,590 Like I'm a peon! 1392 00:59:12,716 --> 00:59:13,716 - Les, I'm sorry. 1393 00:59:13,884 --> 00:59:14,468 - The fuck? 1394 00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:15,343 No, no... 1395 00:59:15,635 --> 00:59:16,635 - I'm fuckin' sorry. 1396 00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:17,720 - Fuck your sorry! 1397 00:59:17,846 --> 00:59:19,366 No, you can't apologize for this, man. 1398 00:59:19,431 --> 00:59:20,015 - Look, man. 1399 00:59:20,307 --> 00:59:21,492 I got caught up in the moment... 1400 00:59:21,516 --> 00:59:23,156 - You got caught up, that's bullshit man! 1401 00:59:23,435 --> 00:59:23,977 That's bullshit! 1402 00:59:24,269 --> 00:59:24,811 - Les, man. 1403 00:59:25,103 --> 00:59:26,143 - Forget it, just get out. 1404 00:59:26,271 --> 00:59:27,271 Go, get out, it's over. 1405 00:59:27,355 --> 00:59:28,355 - Come on, don't do that. 1406 00:59:28,482 --> 00:59:29,834 Look, how can I make it up to you? 1407 00:59:29,858 --> 00:59:31,610 Whatever you want, whatever you need, man. 1408 00:59:31,902 --> 00:59:32,902 Just tell me, I'll do it. 1409 00:59:32,986 --> 00:59:34,946 I wanna make it up to you. 1410 00:59:38,408 --> 00:59:40,327 - What hotel is she in? 1411 00:59:40,619 --> 00:59:41,619 - What? 1412 00:59:41,787 --> 00:59:43,538 - What hotel is she staying at? 1413 00:59:43,830 --> 00:59:47,084 - I don't know, she's staying at some hotel uptown. 1414 00:59:47,375 --> 00:59:48,710 I don't remember. 1415 00:59:49,002 --> 00:59:50,813 - You just spent the night with this chick that 1416 00:59:50,837 --> 00:59:52,597 you're puppy shit in love with, and you don't 1417 00:59:52,839 --> 00:59:53,924 know the hotel she's at? 1418 00:59:54,216 --> 00:59:55,926 - I don't remember. 1419 00:59:56,218 --> 01:00:00,013 I guess I am fucking retarded, I don't remember. 1420 01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:02,640 - Wow. 1421 01:00:11,191 --> 01:00:14,111 - Galantine photo, could I help you? 1422 01:00:15,153 --> 01:00:17,739 Let me see, what, who's calling? 1423 01:00:19,533 --> 01:00:20,534 Ah, hold on. 1424 01:00:20,826 --> 01:00:22,452 You're lucky it's her. 1425 01:00:25,789 --> 01:00:26,456 - Les. 1426 01:00:26,748 --> 01:00:27,290 - Get that! 1427 01:00:27,582 --> 01:00:29,042 - Jesus, screw this. 1428 01:00:30,377 --> 01:00:31,377 Hello? 1429 01:00:32,129 --> 01:00:33,213 - Hey Homeless. 1430 01:00:33,505 --> 01:00:35,132 What'd you do, run out on me? 1431 01:00:35,423 --> 01:00:38,176 - Hey no, you fell asleep on me. 1432 01:00:38,468 --> 01:00:39,468 How you feeling? 1433 01:00:39,636 --> 01:00:41,429 - Ugh, I don't know yet. 1434 01:00:45,225 --> 01:00:47,894 I got your note, it was very sweet. 1435 01:00:48,186 --> 01:00:49,186 - Thanks. 1436 01:00:50,313 --> 01:00:52,023 I has such a good time. 1437 01:00:52,315 --> 01:00:54,776 Me too. 1438 01:00:55,068 --> 01:00:56,736 So what are you doing tonight? 1439 01:00:57,028 --> 01:00:57,696 - Tonight? 1440 01:00:57,988 --> 01:00:59,531 I don't know, I mean. 1441 01:01:01,950 --> 01:01:04,244 - Well, it's my birthday and I'm having a little party. 1442 01:01:04,536 --> 01:01:08,915 I thought maybe, you know, you'd like to come by. 1443 01:01:09,207 --> 01:01:11,293 - Wow, that'd be great. 1444 01:01:11,585 --> 01:01:12,669 - Okay, great. 1445 01:01:12,961 --> 01:01:15,463 - Do you think maybe I could, do you think maybe I 1446 01:01:15,755 --> 01:01:17,549 could take someone with me? 1447 01:01:17,841 --> 01:01:18,841 - Like a date? 1448 01:01:18,925 --> 01:01:22,554 - No, I mean, not like a date, just a friend, you know? 1449 01:01:22,846 --> 01:01:24,055 - Oh, yeah, sure. 1450 01:01:24,973 --> 01:01:28,810 All right, well I'm gonna go back to bed, so I'll 1451 01:01:29,102 --> 01:01:30,270 see you later. 1452 01:01:30,562 --> 01:01:31,688 - Okay, goodbye. 1453 01:01:36,026 --> 01:01:37,277 - Yes, good job. 1454 01:01:37,569 --> 01:01:38,569 What? 1455 01:01:41,823 --> 01:01:42,823 - Nothing. 1456 01:01:44,367 --> 01:01:46,203 - Oh, okay, I won't go. 1457 01:01:48,580 --> 01:01:50,498 I just thought I heard somebody say they 1458 01:01:50,790 --> 01:01:54,836 wanted to make up something to somebody, that's all. 1459 01:01:55,128 --> 01:01:56,213 - Les, man. 1460 01:01:56,504 --> 01:01:57,504 Forget it. 1461 01:01:57,547 --> 01:01:58,089 Les. 1462 01:01:58,381 --> 01:02:00,175 - I'm not going, have a good time. 1463 01:02:00,467 --> 01:02:02,093 Have a good time. 1464 01:02:02,385 --> 01:02:03,863 - You should seek the back, this way. 1465 01:02:03,887 --> 01:02:04,429 - Really? 1466 01:02:04,721 --> 01:02:05,263 - Yeah. 1467 01:02:05,555 --> 01:02:06,741 I don't know about this jacket. 1468 01:02:06,765 --> 01:02:07,307 - Why not? 1469 01:02:07,599 --> 01:02:08,308 No, it looks good on you. 1470 01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:09,601 This was my dad's jacket. 1471 01:02:09,893 --> 01:02:10,435 - Really? 1472 01:02:10,727 --> 01:02:11,937 - Yeah, don't worry. 1473 01:02:12,229 --> 01:02:13,813 What's the matter, you nervous? 1474 01:02:14,105 --> 01:02:15,124 You seem a little bit nervous. 1475 01:02:15,148 --> 01:02:15,690 - A little bit. 1476 01:02:15,982 --> 01:02:16,983 - How's my hair look? 1477 01:02:17,275 --> 01:02:17,943 - Looks good. 1478 01:02:18,235 --> 01:02:18,777 - Yeah? 1479 01:02:19,069 --> 01:02:19,653 You didn't even look. 1480 01:02:19,945 --> 01:02:20,654 - Yeah, I'm looking. 1481 01:02:20,946 --> 01:02:21,946 It looks good. 1482 01:02:23,865 --> 01:02:24,866 - Whoa, whoa, Les. 1483 01:02:25,158 --> 01:02:26,993 I don't think we should take any pictures. 1484 01:02:27,285 --> 01:02:27,994 - Why not? 1485 01:02:28,286 --> 01:02:29,286 - I'm just saying, I... 1486 01:02:29,412 --> 01:02:30,473 - What, are you the professional, now? 1487 01:02:30,497 --> 01:02:31,777 I'm just gonna take a few shots. 1488 01:02:31,831 --> 01:02:35,085 - No, I'm just saying, it's her birthday party, man. 1489 01:02:35,377 --> 01:02:36,897 Please don't take any pictures, Les... 1490 01:02:37,170 --> 01:02:38,481 - All right, all right, you know what? 1491 01:02:38,505 --> 01:02:40,425 You're right, you're absolutely right, I'm sorry. 1492 01:02:40,465 --> 01:02:41,905 It's not even gonna leave my pocket. 1493 01:02:42,050 --> 01:02:42,592 - You're not gonna? 1494 01:02:42,884 --> 01:02:45,084 - I promise you, I will not take her picture, all right? 1495 01:02:45,345 --> 01:02:46,345 - Okay. 1496 01:02:46,429 --> 01:02:47,509 - Don't worry, don't worry. 1497 01:02:51,184 --> 01:02:51,851 Where are the bags? 1498 01:02:52,143 --> 01:02:53,143 Hi, good evening. 1499 01:02:53,186 --> 01:02:54,186 Some champagne for you? 1500 01:02:54,271 --> 01:02:55,271 - Hey, Homeless. 1501 01:02:55,438 --> 01:02:55,981 Hey. 1502 01:02:56,273 --> 01:02:57,816 - Hey, you look beautiful. 1503 01:02:58,108 --> 01:02:58,650 - Thank you. 1504 01:02:58,942 --> 01:02:59,484 - This is Les. 1505 01:02:59,776 --> 01:03:00,318 This is my friend Les. 1506 01:03:00,610 --> 01:03:03,280 - Hello Les, thanks for coming. 1507 01:03:03,571 --> 01:03:04,781 - Hap, happy birthday. 1508 01:03:05,073 --> 01:03:06,073 - Thank you. 1509 01:03:06,157 --> 01:03:08,368 Come on in, meet some people. 1510 01:03:11,955 --> 01:03:12,956 - This is Elvis. 1511 01:03:13,248 --> 01:03:13,790 - Hey. 1512 01:03:14,082 --> 01:03:15,750 - We're working on a musical together. 1513 01:03:16,042 --> 01:03:17,460 - Wow, what musical? 1514 01:03:17,752 --> 01:03:20,630 - It's about the life of Britney Spears. 1515 01:03:20,922 --> 01:03:21,922 - Britney Spears. 1516 01:03:22,090 --> 01:03:25,176 - I'm thinkin' Tennessee Williams, only not so gay. 1517 01:03:25,468 --> 01:03:26,803 Yeah. 1518 01:03:27,095 --> 01:03:31,057 - Imagine, Streetcar, with K'Harma in the Brando role. 1519 01:03:33,184 --> 01:03:33,893 - Brando. 1520 01:03:34,185 --> 01:03:34,728 - On ice. 1521 01:03:35,020 --> 01:03:36,229 - Wanna go open presents? 1522 01:03:36,521 --> 01:03:37,063 - Okay. 1523 01:03:37,355 --> 01:03:38,815 I'll be right back, Elvis. 1524 01:03:39,107 --> 01:03:40,108 - Sounds great to me. 1525 01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:41,568 This is Les, by the way. 1526 01:03:41,860 --> 01:03:42,986 - Pleased to meet you. 1527 01:03:43,278 --> 01:03:46,990 - Just wanna say, I'm a really big fan. 1528 01:03:47,282 --> 01:03:48,283 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1529 01:03:48,575 --> 01:03:49,935 You got a strong shake there, Les. 1530 01:03:50,076 --> 01:03:51,828 Yeah, yeah, you're a musician, right, yeah? 1531 01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:54,164 I've seen you play, where have I seen you play? 1532 01:03:54,456 --> 01:03:55,456 - I'm a... 1533 01:03:57,542 --> 01:03:58,542 - What? 1534 01:04:08,136 --> 01:04:10,680 - Les, what's going on? 1535 01:04:10,972 --> 01:04:11,598 You all right? 1536 01:04:11,890 --> 01:04:13,170 I don't know, I don't know Toby. 1537 01:04:13,391 --> 01:04:13,933 I just. 1538 01:04:14,225 --> 01:04:15,560 - What's up, what's up? 1539 01:04:15,852 --> 01:04:16,895 What? 1540 01:04:17,187 --> 01:04:19,248 - I'm freaking out, I'm freaking out, I'm freaking out. 1541 01:04:19,272 --> 01:04:19,814 - Why? 1542 01:04:20,106 --> 01:04:21,649 - I can't, I can't, I can't talk. 1543 01:04:21,941 --> 01:04:23,151 - You're okay, you're fine. 1544 01:04:23,443 --> 01:04:24,683 - I sound like a fuckin' idiot. 1545 01:04:24,903 --> 01:04:25,528 I'm, I'm, I'm. 1546 01:04:25,820 --> 01:04:26,863 - Les, you didn't, man. 1547 01:04:27,155 --> 01:04:28,281 Calm down, just calm... 1548 01:04:28,573 --> 01:04:30,033 - That's Elvis Costello, all right. 1549 01:04:30,325 --> 01:04:32,077 That's Elvis Costello out there. 1550 01:04:32,369 --> 01:04:34,454 - So what, he's just a guy, like you said, remember? 1551 01:04:34,746 --> 01:04:35,288 Equal. 1552 01:04:35,580 --> 01:04:36,580 - A guy, right, right. 1553 01:04:36,706 --> 01:04:37,374 - We're equal. 1554 01:04:37,665 --> 01:04:38,665 Les, equal. 1555 01:04:38,917 --> 01:04:40,197 - That's right, we're all equal. 1556 01:04:40,377 --> 01:04:40,919 - Equal. 1557 01:04:41,211 --> 01:04:41,753 - All right. 1558 01:04:42,045 --> 01:04:42,754 - Let's go back in there. 1559 01:04:43,046 --> 01:04:43,588 - All right, you ready? 1560 01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:44,422 - Yeah, yeah. 1561 01:04:44,714 --> 01:04:45,256 - All right. 1562 01:04:45,548 --> 01:04:47,468 - What are you, Les, what the fuck are you doing? 1563 01:04:47,634 --> 01:04:48,176 - What? 1564 01:04:48,468 --> 01:04:50,970 - You just washed your hands. 1565 01:04:51,262 --> 01:04:52,262 Calm down. 1566 01:04:52,305 --> 01:04:54,808 - I have soap on my hands, just. 1567 01:04:55,100 --> 01:04:57,185 Let me finish what I'm doing, you go out, 1568 01:04:57,477 --> 01:04:58,978 and I'll be right there, all right? 1569 01:04:59,270 --> 01:05:02,065 - All right, I'm gonna be out there. 1570 01:05:06,945 --> 01:05:11,032 - Just go, just, just, just, give me a minute, all right. 1571 01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:15,245 Hey, man. 1572 01:05:15,537 --> 01:05:19,499 Yeah, on Forces, Get Happy, This Year's Model, 1573 01:05:19,791 --> 01:05:21,626 I mean, that was genius. 1574 01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:25,296 I got a picture of you too, that I took. 1575 01:05:25,588 --> 01:05:26,714 Fuck. 1576 01:05:29,634 --> 01:05:30,176 - Hey. 1577 01:05:30,468 --> 01:05:31,010 - Hey. 1578 01:05:31,302 --> 01:05:32,302 - What are you doing? 1579 01:05:32,429 --> 01:05:33,638 - I was lookin' for you. 1580 01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:34,472 - Really? 1581 01:05:34,764 --> 01:05:36,307 Well I was looking for you. 1582 01:05:36,599 --> 01:05:39,310 - Well I guess we found each other. 1583 01:05:41,312 --> 01:05:44,774 - You could have stayed last night. 1584 01:05:45,066 --> 01:05:47,026 - I wanted to, believe me. 1585 01:05:50,363 --> 01:05:51,531 - Stay tonight. 1586 01:05:53,908 --> 01:05:56,661 I promise I won't pass out on you. 1587 01:05:57,996 --> 01:06:00,582 - Just stop takin' my fuckin' picture! 1588 01:06:01,791 --> 01:06:03,591 Listen, bums, what is it you don't understand? 1589 01:06:03,877 --> 01:06:05,378 Stop takin' my fuckin' picture! 1590 01:06:05,670 --> 01:06:06,212 Les! 1591 01:06:06,504 --> 01:06:07,504 Behave yourself. 1592 01:06:07,547 --> 01:06:08,214 Oh, uh oh. 1593 01:06:08,506 --> 01:06:09,817 Okay, no, no taking pictures here. 1594 01:06:09,841 --> 01:06:10,508 - What are you doing? 1595 01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:11,840 - Just taking a few shots. 1596 01:06:12,010 --> 01:06:13,010 - Are you a paparazzi? 1597 01:06:13,136 --> 01:06:14,136 - He's taking my picture. 1598 01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:15,448 - No, I'm a licensed professional. 1599 01:06:15,472 --> 01:06:16,782 - He's just messing around, it's like a... 1600 01:06:16,806 --> 01:06:17,390 - He's my assistant. 1601 01:06:17,682 --> 01:06:18,224 - It's a joke. 1602 01:06:18,516 --> 01:06:19,702 - You brought a paparazzi to my party? 1603 01:06:19,726 --> 01:06:20,806 - Oh, I'm calling security. 1604 01:06:20,852 --> 01:06:21,436 - Elvis, man. 1605 01:06:21,728 --> 01:06:22,729 - Fuckin camera! 1606 01:06:23,021 --> 01:06:24,063 Don't touch me, man. 1607 01:06:24,355 --> 01:06:25,791 You break my camera, I'll sue your ass. 1608 01:06:25,815 --> 01:06:26,815 Go, just leave! 1609 01:06:27,025 --> 01:06:28,025 God, you stupid shithead! 1610 01:06:28,193 --> 01:06:28,818 - K'Harma, I'm sorry! 1611 01:06:29,110 --> 01:06:30,487 Fuck off. 1612 01:06:34,032 --> 01:06:36,618 - Cheeks, muy bonita, excellent. 1613 01:06:37,535 --> 01:06:39,704 - Thank you, Mr. Les. 1614 01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:42,373 - Why don't you let him make you a batch, man? 1615 01:06:42,665 --> 01:06:43,374 These are excellent. 1616 01:06:43,666 --> 01:06:46,711 - I asked you not to take any pictures. 1617 01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:49,964 - I know, and I'm sorry, okay? 1618 01:06:50,256 --> 01:06:51,966 I got a little excited. 1619 01:06:54,886 --> 01:06:57,430 Cheeks, why don't you make the kid a batch okay? 1620 01:06:57,722 --> 01:07:01,726 I don't want any, Cheeks, don't make me any. 1621 01:07:02,018 --> 01:07:03,937 You said that you wouldn't take any pictures. 1622 01:07:04,229 --> 01:07:06,415 I asked you, and you said, "All right, I'm not gonna,"... 1623 01:07:06,439 --> 01:07:07,649 You want the pictures, here. 1624 01:07:07,941 --> 01:07:08,941 There's the pictures. 1625 01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:10,318 All right? 1626 01:07:10,610 --> 01:07:11,903 You happy? 1627 01:07:12,195 --> 01:07:13,238 - What's going on? 1628 01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:15,758 - Elvis freakin' Costello, K'Harma Leeds, down the drain. 1629 01:07:15,782 --> 01:07:17,062 You know how much money that is? 1630 01:07:17,242 --> 01:07:19,322 Do you know how much money I could have got for that? 1631 01:07:19,452 --> 01:07:20,554 - I didn't tell you to do that. 1632 01:07:20,578 --> 01:07:21,287 - Well, I did it, okay? 1633 01:07:21,579 --> 01:07:22,723 - Well, I didn't fuckin' tell you to do that. 1634 01:07:22,747 --> 01:07:23,766 You you did that on your own. 1635 01:07:23,790 --> 01:07:26,834 - Well now do you see how serious I am? 1636 01:07:27,752 --> 01:07:30,755 Let me tell you something, all right? 1637 01:07:32,882 --> 01:07:35,134 - I mean, Jesus, Les. 1638 01:07:35,426 --> 01:07:36,426 Man. 1639 01:07:37,178 --> 01:07:40,098 - Look, I'm trying to tell you something as a friend, okay? 1640 01:07:40,390 --> 01:07:42,517 - That chick is not for you. 1641 01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:45,395 - Why? 1642 01:07:45,687 --> 01:07:47,498 - Because every time she looks at you, you know what 1643 01:07:47,522 --> 01:07:48,064 she sees? 1644 01:07:48,356 --> 01:07:50,191 A good-looking nobody, with his nose pressed 1645 01:07:50,483 --> 01:07:52,026 up against the glass. 1646 01:07:53,528 --> 01:07:54,696 I know that hurts, okay? 1647 01:07:54,988 --> 01:07:55,988 And I'm sorry. 1648 01:07:57,824 --> 01:08:01,077 Rule number one, man, know where you belong. 1649 01:08:01,369 --> 01:08:02,805 And I'm not saying they're any better than us, 1650 01:08:02,829 --> 01:08:03,829 'cause they're not. 1651 01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:08,042 Just, I am through, following these people around. 1652 01:08:09,127 --> 01:08:10,962 I'm sick of it. 1653 01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:12,773 I mean, she threw us out of that party like 1654 01:08:12,797 --> 01:08:14,465 we were peons. 1655 01:08:14,757 --> 01:08:17,051 - Is was her birthday party, it was a personal thing. 1656 01:08:17,343 --> 01:08:18,803 She trusted me, man. 1657 01:08:25,727 --> 01:08:27,520 - Just listen to me? 1658 01:08:27,812 --> 01:08:29,372 Tomorrow, I'm gonna take my book, okay? 1659 01:08:29,564 --> 01:08:31,149 And I'm gonna hit all the agencies. 1660 01:08:31,441 --> 01:08:32,650 You're coming with me. 1661 01:08:32,942 --> 01:08:33,484 All right? 1662 01:08:33,776 --> 01:08:35,862 We're partners now, me and you. 1663 01:08:36,154 --> 01:08:40,408 From now on, we're going where the lights are green. 1664 01:08:40,700 --> 01:08:42,118 Oh, you know what else we can do? 1665 01:08:42,410 --> 01:08:44,829 I'll get your head shots printed up, all right? 1666 01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:48,916 And I'll call De Niro, I'll slip him a headshot. 1667 01:08:55,256 --> 01:08:56,256 Don't worry. 1668 01:09:00,053 --> 01:09:01,262 We're gonna have a lot of fun. 1669 01:09:02,388 --> 01:09:03,588 You don't need to have a shit. 1670 01:09:03,681 --> 01:09:04,891 It's just me and you now. 1671 01:09:05,183 --> 01:09:06,726 It's gonna be great. 1672 01:09:28,748 --> 01:09:30,500 Well, what hurts? 1673 01:09:30,792 --> 01:09:31,792 - My stomach. 1674 01:09:33,002 --> 01:09:34,879 - Well what hurts about it? 1675 01:09:35,171 --> 01:09:36,547 It just hurts. 1676 01:09:36,839 --> 01:09:37,924 - Well what kind of hurt? 1677 01:09:38,216 --> 01:09:42,053 - Les, I don't know, I don't feel good, all right? 1678 01:09:42,345 --> 01:09:43,345 Jesus. 1679 01:09:43,429 --> 01:09:45,229 - Okay, I just, I thought you might wanna come 1680 01:09:45,431 --> 01:09:48,351 with me today, to see how the whole agency game is played. 1681 01:09:48,643 --> 01:09:50,436 - I do, I just, I can't. 1682 01:09:51,354 --> 01:09:54,857 - All right, I'll bring you back some soup. 1683 01:10:02,907 --> 01:10:06,035 I'm gonna be gone a couple of hours, so if you wanna 1684 01:10:06,327 --> 01:10:08,287 watch TV, that's okay. 1685 01:10:08,579 --> 01:10:11,791 Just don't mess around with the computer, okay? 1686 01:10:12,083 --> 01:10:13,292 I won't. 1687 01:10:17,296 --> 01:10:18,296 - Okay. 1688 01:10:19,632 --> 01:10:21,300 Hope you feel better. 1689 01:11:03,468 --> 01:11:05,845 Fuck! 1690 01:11:16,731 --> 01:11:18,024 All right, Les. 1691 01:11:18,316 --> 01:11:19,316 He has less. 1692 01:11:22,862 --> 01:11:23,862 Well, photo. 1693 01:11:29,285 --> 01:11:31,621 Fuck. 1694 01:12:19,585 --> 01:12:21,045 - Sick my ass. 1695 01:12:31,639 --> 01:12:34,058 Don't you touch that computer. 1696 01:12:40,898 --> 01:12:41,983 What the fuck? 1697 01:12:44,735 --> 01:12:45,735 Toby? 1698 01:13:57,767 --> 01:13:58,767 - Blaine? 1699 01:14:02,229 --> 01:14:03,606 Blaine, I'm scared. 1700 01:14:05,566 --> 01:14:06,566 - Don't worry, Robb yn. 1701 01:14:06,776 --> 01:14:08,402 You're super safe with me. 1702 01:14:08,694 --> 01:14:09,694 Nobody's gonna mess... 1703 01:14:14,659 --> 01:14:16,160 - Please don't. 1704 01:14:16,452 --> 01:14:17,495 I can help you. 1705 01:14:17,787 --> 01:14:21,290 I know you've killed 10 people, but I know you 1706 01:14:21,582 --> 01:14:23,584 don't wanna be a serial killer. 1707 01:14:23,876 --> 01:14:24,876 Let help you. 1708 01:14:25,878 --> 01:14:27,713 I wanna be your friend. 1709 01:14:29,048 --> 01:14:30,048 - Friend? 1710 01:14:31,342 --> 01:14:33,062 What's a friend, but someone sittin' around, 1711 01:14:33,177 --> 01:14:36,764 waitin' for a chance to talk about themselves? 1712 01:14:41,602 --> 01:14:42,602 - Is that the line? 1713 01:14:42,853 --> 01:14:43,853 - Cut! 1714 01:14:44,522 --> 01:14:45,940 No it isn't Robb yn, but come on. 1715 01:14:46,232 --> 01:14:48,609 There's gonna be change, you gotta go with it, all right? 1716 01:14:48,901 --> 01:14:50,337 I mean where did you go to school, NYU? 1717 01:14:50,361 --> 01:14:51,401 What kind of shit is this? 1718 01:14:51,612 --> 01:14:53,452 Stay in character, don't break the fourth wall. 1719 01:14:53,739 --> 01:14:54,281 - Okay. 1720 01:14:54,573 --> 01:14:56,293 - Toby, excellent, I like what you're doing. 1721 01:14:56,325 --> 01:14:57,325 Keep it up, keep it up. 1722 01:14:57,493 --> 01:14:58,493 - Thanks. 1723 01:14:58,577 --> 01:14:59,120 You all right? 1724 01:14:59,412 --> 01:14:59,954 - Yeah. 1725 01:15:00,246 --> 01:15:01,556 - Aw, crap, we gotta reset the whole 1726 01:15:01,580 --> 01:15:02,580 knife gag we're playing. 1727 01:15:02,748 --> 01:15:04,028 Come on, get in here, change it. 1728 01:15:04,166 --> 01:15:06,711 Quick, again, let's go, let's go! 1729 01:15:07,712 --> 01:15:08,713 I swear to God. 1730 01:15:09,005 --> 01:15:10,273 Cold coffee one more fuckin' time, 1731 01:15:10,297 --> 01:15:10,840 - Sorry. 1732 01:15:11,132 --> 01:15:13,009 - And you're out of here. 1733 01:15:15,177 --> 01:15:16,178 - I told you. 1734 01:15:17,221 --> 01:15:18,221 - You were right. 1735 01:15:18,264 --> 01:15:19,264 - He's incredible, right? 1736 01:15:19,432 --> 01:15:22,101 - Where does this kid come up with this stuff, he's awesome. 1737 01:15:22,393 --> 01:15:23,393 - He's the real thing. 1738 01:15:23,477 --> 01:15:25,354 I mean come on, look at that face. 1739 01:15:25,646 --> 01:15:27,857 That's the closeup, you need to go tight 1740 01:15:28,149 --> 01:15:28,774 like that, right? 1741 01:15:29,066 --> 01:15:30,234 That's the closeup you need. 1742 01:15:30,526 --> 01:15:31,569 There you got a show. 1743 01:15:35,489 --> 01:15:37,825 Hey, I'm Toby, I play "Toby''." 1744 01:15:38,826 --> 01:15:41,370 Well, I mean, I used to be homeless, so I think that's 1745 01:15:41,662 --> 01:15:44,123 why they picked me for this job. 1746 01:15:45,166 --> 01:15:47,543 So I know, I know Toby pretty well. 1747 01:15:47,835 --> 01:15:51,380 Well, I had some experiences with violence, but right 1748 01:15:51,672 --> 01:15:53,883 now I'm just trying to go where the lights 1749 01:15:54,175 --> 01:15:55,634 are green, you know? 1750 01:15:59,930 --> 01:16:04,018 - It's a reality series show, about a serial killer. 1751 01:16:04,310 --> 01:16:06,062 He's also a homeless kid. 1752 01:16:06,353 --> 01:16:09,273 Make a hip cast, there's all the people in it, 1753 01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:10,691 or who they are. 1754 01:16:11,817 --> 01:16:14,070 Like life, like O.J.. 1755 01:16:14,361 --> 01:16:18,532 Did that really happen, or was it another reality show? 1756 01:16:18,824 --> 01:16:20,201 Think about that. 1757 01:16:22,787 --> 01:16:26,582 - The challenge of the casting was finding people 1758 01:16:26,874 --> 01:16:29,919 who are what they are, but who also have 1759 01:16:30,211 --> 01:16:32,046 that star quality. 1760 01:16:32,338 --> 01:16:34,006 Our lead, forget about it. 1761 01:16:34,298 --> 01:16:35,508 He really has it. 1762 01:16:37,051 --> 01:16:40,805 He has such a bright, bright, bright future. 1763 01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:46,685 - Hey, I'm Toby, I play "Toby''." 1764 01:16:46,977 --> 01:16:49,730 Well, I mean I used to be homeless, so I think 1765 01:16:50,022 --> 01:16:52,983 that's why they picked me for the job. 1766 01:16:53,984 --> 01:16:56,070 Right now I'm just trying to go where the lights 1767 01:16:56,362 --> 01:16:57,822 are green, you know? 1768 01:16:58,114 --> 01:17:00,991 - Christ, now he's stealing my lines! 1769 01:17:02,660 --> 01:17:05,246 I should sue him for plagiarism. 1770 01:17:06,372 --> 01:17:08,791 At least get a writing credit. 1771 01:17:25,099 --> 01:17:26,976 I'm his manager, you can tell me. 1772 01:17:27,268 --> 01:17:28,978 Mhmm, what's the offer? 1773 01:17:32,731 --> 01:17:33,440 Huh. 1774 01:17:33,732 --> 01:17:36,152 Well he's tied to Slice for another three months. 1775 01:17:36,443 --> 01:17:38,654 Wait, wait, can you hold on for a second? 1776 01:17:38,946 --> 01:17:39,946 Hello? 1777 01:17:40,823 --> 01:17:43,659 No, no, no, Premier does not get the profile, 1778 01:17:43,951 --> 01:17:46,245 unless he has a full page. 1779 01:17:46,537 --> 01:17:47,538 Okay, you got that? 1780 01:17:47,830 --> 01:17:48,830 Call me back. 1781 01:17:49,081 --> 01:17:52,710 All right, and, hold on for a second. 1782 01:17:53,002 --> 01:17:54,002 Hello? 1783 01:17:55,588 --> 01:17:58,340 No, that's T-O-B-Y, no "E". 1784 01:17:58,632 --> 01:18:00,718 Yes, he's 20 years old, the scar is real, 1785 01:18:01,010 --> 01:18:04,471 he got it in Central Park, fighting off a pack of wild dogs, 1786 01:18:04,763 --> 01:18:05,890 okay, thank you. 1787 01:18:08,767 --> 01:18:10,603 Randoline, yes, no listen baby. 1788 01:18:10,895 --> 01:18:12,688 The offer is fine, all right, it's fine. 1789 01:18:12,980 --> 01:18:15,441 The only problem I'm having is the female lead. 1790 01:18:15,733 --> 01:18:18,819 No, I'm sure she's completely delightful, but her star 1791 01:18:19,111 --> 01:18:22,072 is nowhere near Toby's orbit. 1792 01:18:22,364 --> 01:18:26,744 Mhmm, yeah, well tell Ridley we appreciate the offer, 1793 01:18:27,036 --> 01:18:30,122 we'll consider it, and that's plus 10%. 1794 01:18:30,414 --> 01:18:31,624 Thanks baby, bye. 1795 01:18:34,543 --> 01:18:35,543 Cheers. 1796 01:18:42,927 --> 01:18:44,303 Did you have a nice shower? 1797 01:18:44,595 --> 01:18:46,222 - Yeah, your hot water is amazing. 1798 01:18:46,513 --> 01:18:47,056 Yeah? 1799 01:18:47,348 --> 01:18:48,390 - Yeah. 1800 01:18:48,682 --> 01:18:50,059 It really is. 1801 01:18:50,351 --> 01:18:53,270 - Ooh, look at you, your skin, it's all tingly. 1802 01:18:53,562 --> 01:18:55,105 - And I fixed your shower head. 1803 01:18:55,397 --> 01:18:55,981 - Did you? 1804 01:18:56,273 --> 01:18:57,273 - Mhmm. 1805 01:19:01,862 --> 01:19:02,862 Uh oh. 1806 01:19:04,657 --> 01:19:07,326 You know, I told you, you can't keep walking around 1807 01:19:07,618 --> 01:19:09,203 my apartment without any clothes on. 1808 01:19:09,495 --> 01:19:10,704 There are windows. 1809 01:19:14,375 --> 01:19:17,294 I knew you would clean up good. 1810 01:19:17,586 --> 01:19:19,630 Look how beautiful you are. 1811 01:19:35,020 --> 01:19:36,780 What's so great is that K'Harma designed this 1812 01:19:37,064 --> 01:19:38,315 scent, all by herself. 1813 01:19:38,607 --> 01:19:40,327 She came up with the whole thing by herself. 1814 01:19:40,442 --> 01:19:41,628 - She went to the lab, she picked out all the 1815 01:19:41,652 --> 01:19:42,963 different smells to put together... 1816 01:19:42,987 --> 01:19:44,881 - She came up with the bottle, thanks to you guys, 1817 01:19:44,905 --> 01:19:45,447 the color... 1818 01:19:45,739 --> 01:19:46,282 - And the name. 1819 01:19:46,573 --> 01:19:48,176 - Instant K'Harma, which is like so great, 1820 01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:50,160 sui generis, it's Instant K'Harma. 1821 01:19:50,452 --> 01:19:51,745 - It invokes desire, and sex... 1822 01:19:52,037 --> 01:19:53,122 - And sexiness, and... 1823 01:19:53,414 --> 01:19:54,456 - 'Souse me. 1824 01:19:54,748 --> 01:19:56,667 She'll be right back, I know she wants to 1825 01:19:56,959 --> 01:19:58,294 talk to you about cosmetics... 1826 01:19:58,585 --> 01:20:00,921 - What are you doing here? 1827 01:20:01,213 --> 01:20:05,175 I came to smell you. 1828 01:20:06,510 --> 01:20:08,262 - So where's Mystique? 1829 01:20:09,930 --> 01:20:12,349 - I love the single, it's hot. 1830 01:20:14,018 --> 01:20:16,103 - I know, I know it's hot. 1831 01:20:18,939 --> 01:20:20,099 It's not about you, you know. 1832 01:20:20,316 --> 01:20:21,316 - I know. 1833 01:20:22,693 --> 01:20:25,321 I don't think about you anymore, either. 1834 01:20:25,612 --> 01:20:28,991 You look beautiful, baby, really beautiful. 1835 01:20:30,701 --> 01:20:32,286 I do miss you, babe. 1836 01:20:32,578 --> 01:20:33,578 - Really? 1837 01:20:33,662 --> 01:20:35,539 - Every day, every night. 1838 01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:38,876 Especially at night. 1839 01:20:39,168 --> 01:20:40,168 How about you? 1840 01:20:40,377 --> 01:20:41,377 You miss me? 1841 01:20:44,590 --> 01:20:45,590 - No. 1842 01:20:47,092 --> 01:20:50,512 - Not even just a, just a tiny little bit? 1843 01:20:52,181 --> 01:20:53,181 - No. 1844 01:20:56,226 --> 01:20:57,978 - I know you do, baby. 1845 01:21:00,397 --> 01:21:01,397 Baby. 1846 01:21:11,742 --> 01:21:12,409 - Oh yeah? 1847 01:21:12,701 --> 01:21:14,745 You fucking asshole, shut the fuck up. 1848 01:21:15,037 --> 01:21:15,579 Shh, Toby. 1849 01:21:15,871 --> 01:21:18,082 Will you just take this guy, he won't even shut up. 1850 01:21:18,374 --> 01:21:19,534 He's been calling for a week. 1851 01:21:19,666 --> 01:21:20,376 - No, I don't wanna take it. 1852 01:21:20,667 --> 01:21:22,027 - You have to take this call, man. 1853 01:21:22,294 --> 01:21:23,754 I'm gonna freak out. 1854 01:21:25,047 --> 01:21:27,966 Most annoying human being I've ever. 1855 01:21:30,469 --> 01:21:31,469 - Yeah. 1856 01:21:31,595 --> 01:21:33,263 - Hey, hey, how you doing? 1857 01:21:33,555 --> 01:21:34,264 Is that really you? 1858 01:21:34,556 --> 01:21:35,766 Oh my god. 1859 01:21:36,058 --> 01:21:37,768 - What do you want? 1860 01:21:38,060 --> 01:21:40,104 - I'm just calling to say hi, man. 1861 01:21:40,396 --> 01:21:44,691 You know, I mean I saw you on TV, wow, you were great. 1862 01:21:44,983 --> 01:21:46,735 - What the fuck do you want, Les? 1863 01:21:47,027 --> 01:21:49,113 You're fucking harassing everybody. 1864 01:21:49,405 --> 01:21:53,075 - Okay, look, I just I just think maybe we should 1865 01:21:53,367 --> 01:21:54,785 get together, you know. 1866 01:21:55,077 --> 01:21:56,203 Try to work this out, man. 1867 01:21:56,495 --> 01:21:58,539 Because it's like you said, man. 1868 01:21:58,831 --> 01:22:00,511 Rule number one, friends is friends, right? 1869 01:22:00,749 --> 01:22:02,749 - No, no, no, no, rule number one, rule number one, 1870 01:22:02,918 --> 01:22:04,044 you lied to me, Les. 1871 01:22:04,336 --> 01:22:08,507 Rule number two, you're a fucking paparazzi. 1872 01:22:08,799 --> 01:22:10,050 - Come on, don't say that. 1873 01:22:10,342 --> 01:22:13,011 - That's what you are, what, do you think you're different? 1874 01:22:13,303 --> 01:22:16,306 That's what you are, Les, you're a fucking paparazzi, 1875 01:22:16,598 --> 01:22:17,724 paparazzi. 1876 01:22:18,016 --> 01:22:21,270 - All right, all right, watch this. 1877 01:22:21,562 --> 01:22:23,289 You sneak around, you take pictures of people, 1878 01:22:23,313 --> 01:22:24,353 and then you lie about it. 1879 01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:26,150 You fucked the whole thing up, Les. 1880 01:22:26,442 --> 01:22:28,444 - You think I'm a paparazzi, okay, watch this. 1881 01:22:28,735 --> 01:22:30,988 I'm gonna delete the whole thing, okay? 1882 01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:32,280 Here I go. 1883 01:22:33,866 --> 01:22:34,575 All right? 1884 01:22:34,867 --> 01:22:37,828 - Okay, all right, yeah, you're deleting them. 1885 01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:40,164 - I did it, I swear to God. 1886 01:22:40,456 --> 01:22:41,456 They're gone. 1887 01:22:41,582 --> 01:22:43,342 - Like I'm gonna believe you, I could believe 1888 01:22:43,375 --> 01:22:43,917 you now, right? 1889 01:22:44,209 --> 01:22:47,921 'Cause right now you're telling the truth, right? 1890 01:22:48,213 --> 01:22:50,549 - You tell me you believe me, or I'm gonna fucking 1891 01:22:50,841 --> 01:22:52,641 stab myself in the throat, I got a knife to my 1892 01:22:52,843 --> 01:22:54,011 throat, right now! 1893 01:22:54,303 --> 01:22:58,223 - All right, look, Les, look, just calm down Les, 1894 01:22:58,515 --> 01:22:59,641 calm down, okay? 1895 01:23:00,851 --> 01:23:02,811 - Just tell me you believe me! 1896 01:23:03,103 --> 01:23:05,439 - Look, just calm down, calm down! 1897 01:23:05,731 --> 01:23:08,859 I believe you, I believe you, all right? 1898 01:23:09,776 --> 01:23:10,861 I believe you. 1899 01:23:13,989 --> 01:23:14,989 - Thank you. 1900 01:23:16,408 --> 01:23:20,329 - Look man, you fuckin' locked me in your house. 1901 01:23:23,540 --> 01:23:25,584 - Hey, are we gonna focus on the negative, 1902 01:23:25,876 --> 01:23:29,129 or can we move on to the positive, all right? 1903 01:23:29,421 --> 01:23:32,883 Come on, I was just calling to say how happy 1904 01:23:34,051 --> 01:23:35,093 I am for you. 1905 01:23:35,385 --> 01:23:37,346 You're doing great, man. 1906 01:23:37,638 --> 01:23:40,224 I started you off, isn't that crazy? 1907 01:23:40,516 --> 01:23:42,684 I mean, you never would have met that 1908 01:23:42,976 --> 01:23:46,688 casting chick, if it wasn't for me, right? 1909 01:23:46,980 --> 01:23:48,398 Are you still there? 1910 01:23:48,690 --> 01:23:49,690 - Yup. 1911 01:23:50,734 --> 01:23:53,153 - Look, how about if we just get together and just 1912 01:23:53,445 --> 01:23:54,530 have a beer, all right? 1913 01:23:54,821 --> 01:23:55,948 What do you say? 1914 01:23:57,533 --> 01:24:00,536 Or you know, go to Cheeks and we'll have a cup 1915 01:24:00,827 --> 01:24:02,371 of coffee, all right? 1916 01:24:03,872 --> 01:24:06,208 No. 1917 01:24:08,877 --> 01:24:09,877 - Tob. 1918 01:24:22,891 --> 01:24:26,311 - You're such a totally awesome guy, Toby. 1919 01:24:28,897 --> 01:24:29,982 - Wow, thanks. 1920 01:24:31,316 --> 01:24:35,028 - Ever since Blaine died, you've taught me so much 1921 01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:37,281 about being homeless. 1922 01:24:37,573 --> 01:24:39,908 It's kind of beautiful in its own way. 1923 01:24:40,200 --> 01:24:42,911 - Yeah, it's got its ups and downs. 1924 01:24:44,580 --> 01:24:47,833 - I was gonna say ins and outs. 1925 01:24:48,125 --> 01:24:50,460 - Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut! 1926 01:24:50,752 --> 01:24:51,295 - What, Corey? 1927 01:24:51,587 --> 01:24:53,714 I'm going with it like you said. 1928 01:24:54,006 --> 01:24:56,842 - Yeah, but come on, is this after-school porno? 1929 01:24:57,134 --> 01:24:57,759 Is it? 1930 01:24:58,051 --> 01:24:59,051 - No. 1931 01:25:02,598 --> 01:25:05,017 - Look, tell him how you really feel, okay? 1932 01:25:05,309 --> 01:25:06,309 I'm trying. 1933 01:25:06,351 --> 01:25:07,351 - Be real for once. 1934 01:25:07,519 --> 01:25:08,979 Just this one time. 1935 01:25:09,271 --> 01:25:09,813 Okay? 1936 01:25:10,105 --> 01:25:10,689 Be real. 1937 01:25:10,981 --> 01:25:13,108 Sorry I yelled at you, all right? 1938 01:25:13,400 --> 01:25:14,400 Just tell him. 1939 01:25:14,651 --> 01:25:15,651 All right, go. 1940 01:25:16,945 --> 01:25:17,613 Let go of my hand. 1941 01:25:17,904 --> 01:25:21,199 Back to one, right now, let's go, back to one, 1942 01:25:21,491 --> 01:25:22,200 here we go. 1943 01:25:22,492 --> 01:25:26,038 - Okay guys, keep rolling, keep rolling. 1944 01:25:26,330 --> 01:25:27,330 Go. 1945 01:25:37,507 --> 01:25:39,009 - I love you, Toby. 1946 01:25:41,428 --> 01:25:42,929 I love you so much. 1947 01:25:55,859 --> 01:26:00,572 - Yeah, I was pretty surprised when Robb yn said that. 1948 01:26:00,864 --> 01:26:04,368 I mean, I think she's really pretty and fun, 1949 01:26:04,660 --> 01:26:09,331 but you know, my true feelings are for someone else. 1950 01:26:09,623 --> 01:26:13,585 Someone I met a while ago, who became very special to me, 1951 01:26:15,796 --> 01:26:16,963 and I love her. 1952 01:26:18,507 --> 01:26:22,678 She's a singer, I met her at the music awards. 1953 01:26:36,566 --> 01:26:40,654 ♫ So sophisticated, I'm such a zero. 1954 01:26:41,780 --> 01:26:43,198 - Hi, baby. 1955 01:26:43,490 --> 01:26:45,325 What you doing, sittin' here all by yourself? 1956 01:26:45,617 --> 01:26:47,452 - Just thinking. 1957 01:26:47,744 --> 01:26:48,744 - About me? 1958 01:26:54,793 --> 01:26:55,794 - No, no, no. 1959 01:26:56,920 --> 01:26:57,920 - Why? 1960 01:26:57,963 --> 01:26:59,339 - You know why. 1961 01:26:59,631 --> 01:27:00,632 - Trust me babe. 1962 01:27:00,924 --> 01:27:01,508 - No. 1963 01:27:01,800 --> 01:27:03,051 - I'm not gonna hurt you again. 1964 01:27:03,343 --> 01:27:03,885 I love you. 1965 01:27:04,177 --> 01:27:05,738 - I know, but you know, I can't do this... 1966 01:27:05,762 --> 01:27:06,989 - I just, I can't stop thinking about all the 1967 01:27:07,013 --> 01:27:08,013 things we used to do. 1968 01:27:08,724 --> 01:27:13,019 - Yeah, I was pretty surprised, when Robyn said that, 1969 01:27:13,311 --> 01:27:15,856 but my true feeling are for someone else. 1970 01:27:16,148 --> 01:27:19,443 She's a singer, I met her at the music awards. 1971 01:27:19,735 --> 01:27:21,737 - Remember how attached you were, babe. 1972 01:27:22,028 --> 01:27:23,028 - Don't. 1973 01:27:23,071 --> 01:27:24,951 - She was really nice to me, and I let her down. 1974 01:27:25,073 --> 01:27:28,535 And I know she'll probably never forgive me, 1975 01:27:29,703 --> 01:27:33,290 and I would like her to know that I'm sorry, 1976 01:27:36,752 --> 01:27:39,629 and I know that I won't love anyone as much as 1977 01:27:39,921 --> 01:27:40,921 I love her. 1978 01:27:42,299 --> 01:27:43,884 I love you, K'Harma. 1979 01:27:45,051 --> 01:27:46,051 I love you. 1980 01:27:46,887 --> 01:27:47,554 - Oh my. 1981 01:27:47,846 --> 01:27:49,014 - All right, can we stop now? 1982 01:27:49,306 --> 01:27:50,306 Please, okay. 1983 01:27:53,059 --> 01:27:54,059 - Toby. 1984 01:28:01,443 --> 01:28:01,985 I'm sorry. 1985 01:28:02,277 --> 01:28:03,477 - How could you do that to me? 1986 01:28:03,653 --> 01:28:05,333 You know how fucking humiliating that was? 1987 01:28:05,614 --> 01:28:06,734 I didn't mean for that to... 1988 01:28:06,948 --> 01:28:09,188 - What do you mean, you didn't mean, neh, neh, neh, mean. 1989 01:28:09,367 --> 01:28:10,702 Shut the fuck up. 1990 01:28:10,994 --> 01:28:12,204 You're such a dick! 1991 01:28:12,496 --> 01:28:14,348 - I'm sorry, you've been so nice to me, and I... 1992 01:28:14,372 --> 01:28:16,092 - I've been so nice to you, oh, I've been so 1993 01:28:16,291 --> 01:28:17,334 nice to you, how nice. 1994 01:28:17,626 --> 01:28:20,086 - No, but I mean you've been more than nice me, obviously... 1995 01:28:20,378 --> 01:28:22,106 - I'm sure I have been more than nice, what exactly 1996 01:28:22,130 --> 01:28:23,816 do you mean, what exactly do you mean by that? 1997 01:28:23,840 --> 01:28:27,844 - I mean you're a really fucking special woman. 1998 01:28:28,136 --> 01:28:30,889 - Ooh, I'm a fucking special woman, please. 1999 01:28:31,181 --> 01:28:32,867 - And I'll never forget what you've done for me. 2000 01:28:32,891 --> 01:28:34,131 - Yeah, I bet that that's true. 2001 01:28:34,226 --> 01:28:36,853 - It's just not, look, it's just... 2002 01:28:37,979 --> 01:28:38,647 - What? 2003 01:28:38,939 --> 01:28:40,357 - She's just a little bit more... 2004 01:28:40,649 --> 01:28:41,900 - A little bit more what? 2005 01:28:42,192 --> 01:28:46,112 - I don't know, I mean, and you're a little bit more, 2006 01:28:46,404 --> 01:28:46,947 you know... 2007 01:28:47,239 --> 01:28:49,157 - What, what, I'm like a little bit more 35, 2008 01:28:49,449 --> 01:28:52,202 and she's a little bit more 18 little Barbie doll ass... 2009 01:28:52,494 --> 01:28:54,621 - No, that's not what I mean, you're putting 2010 01:28:54,913 --> 01:28:55,622 words in my mouth. 2011 01:28:55,914 --> 01:28:56,498 That's not what I mean. 2012 01:28:56,790 --> 01:28:57,374 That's not what I'm saying. 2013 01:28:57,666 --> 01:28:59,268 - That's not, sweetie, that is what you're saying, Toby. 2014 01:28:59,292 --> 01:29:00,603 Why don't you just call a spade a spade. 2015 01:29:00,627 --> 01:29:02,107 - Listen, I never wanted to hurt you. 2016 01:29:02,295 --> 01:29:02,838 - Well. 2017 01:29:03,129 --> 01:29:04,130 - I don't wanna hurt you. 2018 01:29:04,422 --> 01:29:06,550 - Uh huh, just humiliate me? 2019 01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:12,430 - Look, I'll pack my stuff and I'll go, okay? 2020 01:29:13,431 --> 01:29:15,100 I'll get out of here. 2021 01:29:17,310 --> 01:29:18,895 - Whatever you want. 2022 01:29:19,896 --> 01:29:23,275 - I want you to be happy, that's what I want right now. 2023 01:29:23,567 --> 01:29:26,736 So I mean, I'll pack everything up, and I'll 2024 01:29:27,028 --> 01:29:28,780 get out of here. 2025 01:29:29,072 --> 01:29:30,365 I'll find a place. 2026 01:29:39,124 --> 01:29:43,211 - It's fine, just stay here until you find somewhere else. 2027 01:29:45,422 --> 01:29:46,089 - Really? 2028 01:29:46,381 --> 01:29:47,591 I mean, you sure? 2029 01:29:49,509 --> 01:29:52,220 - Yeah, stay in the back room. 2030 01:29:52,512 --> 01:29:53,865 - All right, all right, I'll move my stuff 2031 01:29:53,889 --> 01:29:54,889 into the back room. 2032 01:29:54,973 --> 01:29:58,101 And we'll just be like, living together. 2033 01:30:01,021 --> 01:30:03,023 - Be like little roomies. 2034 01:30:04,357 --> 01:30:05,525 - Like friends. 2035 01:30:07,819 --> 01:30:11,406 - Yeah, well, let's go make up your bed. 2036 01:30:26,463 --> 01:30:28,465 - Welcome back, this is Nicki Blake. 2037 01:30:28,757 --> 01:30:31,509 Well, awards season is upon us, and already, hundreds 2038 01:30:31,801 --> 01:30:34,804 of new films and stars are vying for those precious 2039 01:30:35,096 --> 01:30:35,805 statues and... 2040 01:30:36,097 --> 01:30:39,392 - I can't concentrate with the TV on. 2041 01:30:39,684 --> 01:30:40,684 - What concentrate? 2042 01:30:40,810 --> 01:30:42,455 Just pick up a card, you throw down, a monkey 2043 01:30:42,479 --> 01:30:43,104 could play this game. 2044 01:30:43,396 --> 01:30:44,648 - All right, hold on. 2045 01:30:44,940 --> 01:30:46,608 - Like the Slice bad boy, Toby Grace made 2046 01:30:46,900 --> 01:30:49,361 television history last night, by broadcasting 2047 01:30:49,653 --> 01:30:52,781 his love of reigning pop diva, K'Harma. 2048 01:30:53,073 --> 01:30:55,033 Sources close to the two are keeping mum, 2049 01:30:55,325 --> 01:30:57,535 but it was evident at this post-awards party that 2050 01:30:57,827 --> 01:30:59,871 sparks are beginning to fly between these two... 2051 01:31:00,163 --> 01:31:01,363 - Hey, that's Feldman's photo. 2052 01:31:01,623 --> 01:31:03,333 - Are we playing cards here, or what? 2053 01:31:03,625 --> 01:31:05,126 - Yeah, we're playing. 2054 01:31:05,418 --> 01:31:07,963 - For teenage fans outside the Slice studios in New York, 2055 01:31:08,254 --> 01:31:10,548 the romance meter was off the charts. 2056 01:31:11,883 --> 01:31:13,444 - It was the most romantic thing I've ever seen, 2057 01:31:13,468 --> 01:31:14,719 I love you Toby! 2058 01:31:15,011 --> 01:31:16,429 I don't care if you're homeless! 2059 01:31:16,721 --> 01:31:19,808 - As for the TV Romeo, he's keeping any further 2060 01:31:20,100 --> 01:31:22,602 confessions close to the heart. 2061 01:31:22,894 --> 01:31:24,814 - I mean, I appreciate it, but I wasn't trying to 2062 01:31:24,854 --> 01:31:25,854 be romantic, you know? 2063 01:31:25,897 --> 01:31:27,774 I was just, when you love someone, you gotta 2064 01:31:28,066 --> 01:31:29,275 go with the flow. 2065 01:31:30,694 --> 01:31:32,445 - Oh, that's original. 2066 01:31:34,072 --> 01:31:36,116 - A.T. caught up with the object of his affections 2067 01:31:36,408 --> 01:31:38,243 outside her Manhattan hotel. 2068 01:31:38,535 --> 01:31:42,122 - All I can say is, I'm really, really touched. 2069 01:31:45,083 --> 01:31:47,794 - Wow, good for Toby, that's great. 2070 01:31:50,630 --> 01:31:52,215 - Why is that great? 2071 01:31:52,507 --> 01:31:54,467 - He was always a nice kid. 2072 01:31:54,759 --> 01:31:55,759 - Really? 2073 01:31:56,428 --> 01:31:57,428 He's a jerk. 2074 01:31:58,346 --> 01:31:59,346 - What? 2075 01:31:59,514 --> 01:32:00,974 Why do you say that? 2076 01:32:02,017 --> 01:32:03,476 - 'Cause I know him. 2077 01:32:03,768 --> 01:32:05,979 C'mon, I lived with him, right here. 2078 01:32:06,271 --> 01:32:07,271 Know what he is? 2079 01:32:07,522 --> 01:32:09,941 He's a back-stabbing, ungrateful leech. 2080 01:32:10,233 --> 01:32:11,233 - No, really? 2081 01:32:12,485 --> 01:32:15,280 - Oh my God, I could tell you stories, Ricco. 2082 01:32:15,572 --> 01:32:18,074 I'll tell you what he did, he broke into my computer. 2083 01:32:18,366 --> 01:32:21,036 - Broke into your computer? 2084 01:32:21,327 --> 01:32:22,327 What was he looking for? 2085 01:32:22,370 --> 01:32:26,583 - I don't know, bank records, account numbers, you know? 2086 01:32:26,875 --> 01:32:29,335 Personal stuff, deeply personal. 2087 01:32:35,675 --> 01:32:38,511 - He always seemed like a nice kid. 2088 01:32:39,721 --> 01:32:41,389 - Why do you keep saying that? 2089 01:32:41,681 --> 01:32:42,223 - 'Cause he did. 2090 01:32:42,515 --> 01:32:44,476 He seemed like a nice kid. 2091 01:32:44,768 --> 01:32:45,928 - I just told you, he wasn't. 2092 01:32:46,061 --> 01:32:47,061 - I know. 2093 01:32:47,771 --> 01:32:49,856 I guess I just, liked him. 2094 01:32:57,447 --> 01:32:59,157 Really, really nice kid. 2095 01:33:00,283 --> 01:33:02,094 - That's it, what the fuck is wrong with you, man? 2096 01:33:02,118 --> 01:33:02,660 Get out! 2097 01:33:02,952 --> 01:33:04,072 Get your cards, and get out. 2098 01:33:04,245 --> 01:33:05,514 - I never seen you like this, man. 2099 01:33:05,538 --> 01:33:07,332 You gotta chill, bro. 2100 01:33:07,624 --> 01:33:08,624 Why you be buggin? 2101 01:33:08,750 --> 01:33:09,459 - Why I be buggin? 2102 01:33:09,751 --> 01:33:11,791 Why, because you can't stop talking about Toby this, 2103 01:33:11,920 --> 01:33:13,647 toby that, he was a nice kid, blah, blah, blah, 2104 01:33:13,671 --> 01:33:14,671 Feldman's photo. 2105 01:33:14,923 --> 01:33:15,465 All right. 2106 01:33:15,757 --> 01:33:18,718 - Man, if you love the kid so much, why don't you marry him? 2107 01:33:19,010 --> 01:33:19,552 Just get out, go. 2108 01:33:19,844 --> 01:33:21,947 - Oh look, I'm sorry, was I talkin' about him that much? 2109 01:33:21,971 --> 01:33:23,251 - No, just every fucking second. 2110 01:33:23,431 --> 01:33:23,973 - Oh, man. 2111 01:33:24,265 --> 01:33:25,725 - Bye Ricco, nice having you. 2112 01:33:26,017 --> 01:33:26,559 - You're wrong, man. 2113 01:33:26,851 --> 01:33:28,061 Yeah, I'm wrong. 2114 01:33:31,731 --> 01:33:33,733 Carl, wash your hands! 2115 01:33:34,025 --> 01:33:36,778 No, get it out of here, I don't 2116 01:33:37,070 --> 01:33:39,864 want the fuckin' thing in the house! 2117 01:33:46,788 --> 01:33:49,290 Where's that camera I gave you? 2118 01:33:50,792 --> 01:33:51,876 - Oh, I still got it. 2119 01:33:52,168 --> 01:33:53,461 Thanks Dad. 2120 01:33:53,753 --> 01:33:55,630 Thanks for reminding me. 2121 01:33:55,922 --> 01:33:58,424 'Cause I got something coming up, something I could 2122 01:33:58,716 --> 01:34:00,426 really use it for. 2123 01:34:00,718 --> 01:34:04,264 Someone I know just dying to get his picture taken. 2124 01:34:04,556 --> 01:34:06,683 Used to be a friend of mine. 2125 01:34:10,103 --> 01:34:11,103 Mhmm, okay. 2126 01:34:15,692 --> 01:34:19,028 You reach out to a guy, try to apologize, 2127 01:34:21,364 --> 01:34:24,367 you say you're sorry, just trying to connect on a basic 2128 01:34:24,659 --> 01:34:27,662 human level, and what does he say? 2129 01:34:27,954 --> 01:34:28,955 No. 2130 01:34:29,247 --> 01:34:30,247 - He says no. 2131 01:34:34,377 --> 01:34:35,837 No, Mr. Big TV Star, 2132 01:34:39,549 --> 01:34:42,760 doesn't even wanna meet you halfway. 2133 01:34:43,052 --> 01:34:44,052 Fine. 2134 01:34:53,354 --> 01:34:57,275 Okay, what goes around, comes around, my friend. 2135 01:34:58,276 --> 01:35:01,613 Rule number one, you don't mess with Les. 2136 01:35:02,989 --> 01:35:04,824 Simple as that. 2137 01:35:05,116 --> 01:35:08,578 You reap what you sow, you are what you eat. 2138 01:35:11,915 --> 01:35:13,583 See what we got here. 2139 01:35:23,343 --> 01:35:24,343 Pew, pew. 2140 01:35:32,352 --> 01:35:34,646 - Listen, when we get inside, we go to E! first, 2141 01:35:34,938 --> 01:35:37,398 then Access Hollywood, then EW, and it is absolutely 2142 01:35:37,690 --> 01:35:41,152 critical we get that show with Clooney, and Del Toro. 2143 01:35:42,278 --> 01:35:43,278 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes. 2144 01:35:43,363 --> 01:35:43,905 - Hey, it's Gabi. 2145 01:35:44,197 --> 01:35:45,365 We're gonna get out first. 2146 01:35:45,657 --> 01:35:46,967 - What do you mean, you're gonna get out first? 2147 01:35:46,991 --> 01:35:48,284 No, no, no, Toby gets out first. 2148 01:35:48,576 --> 01:35:49,576 - Um, no Dana. 2149 01:35:49,619 --> 01:35:51,222 K'Harma's gonna get out first, she's gonna get 2150 01:35:51,246 --> 01:35:52,926 halfway up, and then Toby's gonna get out. 2151 01:35:52,997 --> 01:35:53,665 - Exactly, Jesus. 2152 01:35:53,957 --> 01:35:55,041 - No, Gabi. 2153 01:35:55,333 --> 01:35:57,502 Toby gets out first, then she gets out, 2154 01:35:57,794 --> 01:35:59,170 when he's a third of the way up. 2155 01:35:59,462 --> 01:36:01,256 - Where is he, which car is he in? 2156 01:36:01,547 --> 01:36:03,841 - Would you goddamn hurry up and get in front of them! 2157 01:36:04,133 --> 01:36:05,176 - Fuckin' shit, goddamnit! 2158 01:36:05,468 --> 01:36:06,468 - For fuck's sake! 2159 01:36:06,719 --> 01:36:09,806 - Don't let them get in, do not let them get in first. 2160 01:36:10,098 --> 01:36:11,098 - Dana, Dana, Dana! 2161 01:36:11,307 --> 01:36:12,475 Hey guess what, cut the shit! 2162 01:36:12,767 --> 01:36:14,269 - No, Gabi, you cut the fucking shit. 2163 01:36:14,560 --> 01:36:17,480 - Her last album moved 10 million units. 2164 01:36:17,772 --> 01:36:19,107 - Yes, plus foreign! 2165 01:36:19,399 --> 01:36:20,066 - Oh, really. 2166 01:36:20,358 --> 01:36:21,460 Well, he happens to be the lead 2167 01:36:21,484 --> 01:36:22,860 in a 90 million dollar movie. 2168 01:36:23,152 --> 01:36:24,338 - Why don't we just get out together? 2169 01:36:24,362 --> 01:36:24,904 - No. 2170 01:36:25,196 --> 01:36:26,196 - Shut. 2171 01:36:27,240 --> 01:36:28,968 - You know why, 'cause she's a celebrity endorsee 2172 01:36:28,992 --> 01:36:31,244 for Nova Cola, domestic, and international, 2173 01:36:31,536 --> 01:36:32,745 including Taiwan! 2174 01:36:33,705 --> 01:36:36,249 - Fine, she'll get out and then he's gonna get out 2175 01:36:36,541 --> 01:36:38,459 when she's a quarter of the way up. 2176 01:36:38,751 --> 01:36:40,128 - Love you, mean it. 2177 01:36:40,420 --> 01:36:42,839 - It' so much better that you go out second, 2178 01:36:43,131 --> 01:36:44,882 it's classier, it's much bigger. 2179 01:36:45,174 --> 01:36:46,718 - Yeah, I don't care. 2180 01:36:47,010 --> 01:36:49,595 - No, you should care, it's big, it means something. 2181 01:36:49,887 --> 01:36:51,657 You've got to enjoy this moment, it's everything, 2182 01:36:51,681 --> 01:36:54,058 this is everything we've been working for. 2183 01:36:54,350 --> 01:36:55,350 - Get your coat on. 2184 01:36:55,393 --> 01:36:56,393 C'mon. 2185 01:36:56,477 --> 01:36:58,646 - Do a little this, mmm, mmm. 2186 01:36:58,938 --> 01:36:59,564 Are you ready, Byron? 2187 01:36:59,856 --> 01:37:00,398 - Yeah. 2188 01:37:00,690 --> 01:37:01,232 - All right. - All right, let's go. 2189 01:37:01,524 --> 01:37:05,486 - Yeah, I've got K'Harma right here, she's coming up. 2190 01:37:08,740 --> 01:37:09,740 - K'Harma! 2191 01:37:12,285 --> 01:37:13,285 Come on! 2192 01:37:40,855 --> 01:37:42,857 - Toby, Toby, right here! 2193 01:37:49,405 --> 01:37:51,532 - K'Harma, K'Harma, this is Sophie French, 2194 01:37:51,824 --> 01:37:53,224 you'll talk to her for two minutes. 2195 01:37:53,451 --> 01:37:55,328 - What's your name again? 2196 01:37:59,707 --> 01:38:01,125 - Toby! 2197 01:38:01,417 --> 01:38:03,878 Give us a smile, Toby. 2198 01:38:13,721 --> 01:38:16,307 - You don't wanna do this today. 2199 01:38:18,267 --> 01:38:21,854 K'Harma, no, no, don't do this now. 2200 01:38:27,402 --> 01:38:28,653 - Hey, Homeless. 2201 01:38:58,391 --> 01:38:59,392 That's what you are, Les, 2202 01:38:59,684 --> 01:39:01,811 you're a fucking paparazzi. 2203 01:39:02,103 --> 01:39:03,103 Paparazzi. 2204 01:39:08,109 --> 01:39:11,362 Rule number one: friends is friends. 2205 01:39:11,654 --> 01:39:13,448 I gave you a job, I gave you 2206 01:39:13,739 --> 01:39:14,365 a place to sleep! 2207 01:39:14,657 --> 01:39:17,452 Go with the flow. 2208 01:39:17,743 --> 01:39:20,455 Go with the flow. 2209 01:39:29,130 --> 01:39:31,210 Look, how about we just get together and have a beer, 2210 01:39:31,340 --> 01:39:32,420 all right, what do you say? 2211 01:39:32,633 --> 01:39:34,927 Like I'm some fuckin' peon all of a sudden? 2212 01:39:35,219 --> 01:39:36,637 Wash your hands! 2213 01:39:36,929 --> 01:39:39,974 You're a fucking paparazzi. 2214 01:39:40,266 --> 01:39:41,851 What did I say about De Niro? 2215 01:39:42,143 --> 01:39:43,328 I said I would take you with me. 2216 01:39:43,352 --> 01:39:44,854 Didn't I say that? 2217 01:39:45,146 --> 01:39:47,023 I would take you with me! 2218 01:39:48,065 --> 01:39:51,527 First chance you get, you fuckin' leave me! 2219 01:39:51,819 --> 01:39:52,945 Like I'm a peon! 2220 01:39:54,572 --> 01:39:55,572 Look at me! 2221 01:40:32,318 --> 01:40:33,318 - Hey Les. 2222 01:40:35,863 --> 01:40:37,114 Where you going? 2223 01:40:39,283 --> 01:40:40,660 - Toby! 2224 01:40:40,952 --> 01:40:41,952 - Les. 2225 01:40:47,833 --> 01:40:50,086 You look great, man! 2226 01:40:50,378 --> 01:40:52,088 - Les, I love you, man. 2227 01:40:55,174 --> 01:40:57,426 - Wait a minute, hold, hold. 2228 01:41:01,806 --> 01:41:02,974 Beautiful! 2229 01:41:03,266 --> 01:41:04,266 Yes! 2230 01:41:08,729 --> 01:41:09,729 Go, go, go! 2231 01:42:16,505 --> 01:42:18,758 - Welcome back to Access Tonight, we're here with 2232 01:42:19,050 --> 01:42:20,384 our very special guest, 2233 01:42:20,676 --> 01:42:23,346 professional photographer, Les Galantine. 2234 01:42:23,638 --> 01:42:26,599 Now let's talk about the picture, it's everywhere, 2235 01:42:26,891 --> 01:42:28,809 the cover of Premier, Vanity Fair. 2236 01:42:29,101 --> 01:42:31,020 Tell me, how'd you take it? 2237 01:42:31,312 --> 01:42:34,273 - Well first of all, that was a big moment for me, 2238 01:42:34,565 --> 01:42:38,235 us shaking hands like that in front of the whole world. 2239 01:42:38,527 --> 01:42:40,613 But bottom line is, Nicki, I'm a photographer, 2240 01:42:40,905 --> 01:42:44,033 and well, I just raised the camera, and pow. 2241 01:42:44,325 --> 01:42:46,952 - The shot heard 'round the world. 2242 01:42:47,244 --> 01:42:48,244 - Exactly. 2243 01:42:49,330 --> 01:42:52,041 Yes, that's what I was aiming for. 2244 01:42:52,333 --> 01:42:55,378 - So, what's next for Les Galantine? 2245 01:42:55,670 --> 01:42:58,923 Sex with you. 2246 01:42:59,215 --> 01:42:59,840 Kiddin', I'm kiddin'. 2247 01:43:00,132 --> 01:43:02,677 No, I know your husband, and he's a great guy. 2248 01:43:02,968 --> 01:43:07,264 I don't know, I'm just going with the flow, you know. 2249 01:43:07,556 --> 01:43:08,556 - That's great. 2250 01:43:08,641 --> 01:43:10,327 Well, thank you so much for taking the time to 2251 01:43:10,351 --> 01:43:11,351 talk to us. - Okay. 2252 01:43:29,662 --> 01:43:31,862 ♫ You're upstairs with the boyfriend while I'm left here 2253 01:43:32,123 --> 01:43:36,085 ♫ To listen I hear you calling his name, 2254 01:43:37,545 --> 01:43:41,549 ♫ I hear the stutter of ignition 2255 01:43:43,134 --> 01:43:46,095 ♫ I could hear you whispering as I crept by your door 2256 01:43:46,387 --> 01:43:49,515 ♫ So you found some other joker who could please you more 2257 01:43:49,807 --> 01:43:53,769 ♫ I'm not angry, I'm not angry anymore, 2258 01:43:56,355 --> 01:44:00,443 ♫ I'm not angry, I'm not angry anymore 2259 01:44:03,612 --> 01:44:06,824 ♫ Ooh, ooh, I know what you're doin' 2260 01:44:07,116 --> 01:44:10,411 ♫ I know where you've been 2261 01:44:10,703 --> 01:44:13,539 ♫ I know where, but I don't care 2262 01:44:13,831 --> 01:44:17,793 ♫ 'Cause there's a no such thing as an original sin 2263 01:44:23,048 --> 01:44:27,136 ♫ I've got this camera click, click, clickin' in my head 2264 01:44:31,015 --> 01:44:32,725 ♫ Angry, I got you talking with your hands, 2265 01:44:33,017 --> 01:44:36,979 ♫ Got you smiling with your legs, angry 2266 01:44:38,814 --> 01:44:41,692 ♫ Spent all my time in a vanity factory 2267 01:44:41,984 --> 01:44:44,737 ♫ Wonderin' when they're gonna come and take it all back 2268 01:44:45,029 --> 01:44:48,991 ♫ I'm not angry, I'm not angry anymore 2269 01:44:51,786 --> 01:44:55,706 ♫ I'm not angry, I'm not angry 2270 01:44:58,876 --> 01:45:02,963 ♫ I'm not angry anymore, I'm not angry 2271 01:45:10,387 --> 01:45:14,767 ♫ Hey now now, the smallest things are crushing me now 2272 01:45:15,059 --> 01:45:17,937 ♫ The crush crush crush is so comforting now 2273 01:45:18,229 --> 01:45:20,147 ♫ Did the earth just slam in the sun, 2274 01:45:20,439 --> 01:45:23,818 ♫ And I know, and I know, and I know it 2275 01:45:24,109 --> 01:45:28,072 ♫ Won't undo their past by walking and talking backwards 2276 01:45:29,740 --> 01:45:32,618 ♫ Hey now now, we're goin' down down 2277 01:45:32,910 --> 01:45:35,704 ♫ And we ride the bus there and pay the bus fare 2278 01:45:35,996 --> 01:45:39,124 ♫ Or we find a new reason, a new way of living 2279 01:45:39,416 --> 01:45:42,711 ♫ And we shout it out and we try to dream again 2280 01:45:43,003 --> 01:45:45,840 ♫ Hey now now, we're goin' down down 2281 01:45:46,131 --> 01:45:48,801 ♫ And we ride the bus there and pay the bus fare 2282 01:45:49,093 --> 01:45:52,137 ♫ Or we find a new reason, a new way of living 2283 01:45:52,429 --> 01:45:56,016 ♫ And we shout it out and we try to dream again 2284 01:45:56,308 --> 01:46:00,271 ♫ La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la lalalalaaaaa 2285 01:46:08,696 --> 01:46:12,199 ♫ Hey now now, we're goin' down down 2286 01:46:12,491 --> 01:46:15,202 ♫ And we ride the bus there and pay the bus fare 2287 01:46:15,494 --> 01:46:18,831 ♫ Or we find a new reason, a new way of living 2288 01:46:19,123 --> 01:46:22,126 ♫ And we breathe it in and try to dream again 2289 01:46:22,418 --> 01:46:24,962 ♫ Hey now now, we're goin' down down 2290 01:46:25,254 --> 01:46:28,215 ♫ And we ride the bus there and pay the bus fare 2291 01:46:28,507 --> 01:46:31,385 ♫ Or we find a new reason, a new way of living 2292 01:46:31,677 --> 01:46:35,639 ♫ And we shout it out and try to dream again 158253

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