All language subtitles for A Pigeon Sat On A Branch Reflecting On Existence

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A Pigeon Sat on a Branch
Reflecting on Existence

The final part of a trilogy
about being a human being

Three meetings with death

Meeting with death No.1

Meeting with death No.2

- Hello.
- Hi.

My mom is in here, I'm her eldest son.

Your siblings are in there,
and you're welcome to join them.

- Thanks a lot, I'm a little late too.
- No worries.

Thanks a lot.

- Hello.
- Hello.

How are things progressing?

The doctor said nothing will happen
tonight. So we could go home, he said.

Okay.

What's this? The handbag?

How did she get it?

- Who brought it here?
- I did.

- Why?
- Mom wanted me to.

- What do you mean, "wanted"?
- She wanted me to.

She thinks she can take
the handbag with her to heaven.

Yes, she really wants
to take it with her.

- You look drunk.
- And you're mean as always.

Well, well.

You know what's in that bag, don't you?

- Sure.
- All her jewellery.

Dad's gold watch,
wedding ring and cuff links.

And I know there's an envelope, too.

With the money she made from the car.

- More than seventy thousand!
- Yes, I know.

There is no way.

We just can't leave it here.

- You have to understand that?
- You're welcome to try.

I know you're going to heaven, mom.

You were always kind, just like dad.

He's there now, waiting for you.

He wasn't allowed to take his watch.

There you go.

You don't get to take this to heaven, mom.

- No, you don't.
- It's not allowed.

You will get new jewellery in heaven!

You don't get to take this!

That's not the way things work!

Meeting with death No.3

- This doesn't look good.
- No.

Is there any use
calling for a helicopter?

There's no use. He's gone.

We've been trying to revive him
for half an hour.

There's just no way.

He's dead as a stone.

Well then, we'll need a stretcher

and then take him to a vacant cabin.

- If there is an empty cabin, that is.
- Yes, there is.

- May I ask a question?
- Go ahead.

What do we do with this now?

- What do you mean?
- Well, he's already paid.

Good question.

We can't charge for it twice.

- We'll have to try giving it away.
- Yes, alright.

Does anybody want this?

A shrimp sandwich
with a draught beer, for free!

- I can take the beer.
- Go ahead, sir.

Thanks a lot.

Yes.

I'm happy to hear you're doing fine.

I'm happy to hear you're doing fine!

Yes.

Well, hello.

Maybe you recognize me,
or some of you might.

I'm a sea captain,
or rather I used to be.

As a matter of fact, I captained one of
our larger ferries for nearly 15 years.

But not anymore.

I had to quit, because I felt dizzy
every time we left shore.

A form of seasickness, you could say.

So now I'm here.

The thing is my sister's husband, my
brother-in-law as they call it, is ill.

He's a hairdresser. This is his salon.

I've promised to help him run it
until he feels better.

Try to, at least.

I learned to cut hair
in the military a bit.

It's been many years now,
but I do remember some of it.

I'll try at least.

Do the best I can.

What more can you do?

Hello? Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

I'm happy to hear you're doing fine.

I said,
I'm happy to hear you're doing fine!

- Hello, Nathan.
- Hello.

- How are things?
- I shouldn't complain.

- There are people worse off.
- That's true.

I thought you were getting a haircut?
But you haven't?

- Maybe not.
- Why not?

- I don't want to talk about it.
- Why not?

- I don't feel like it, alright?
- Why are you so angry?

- I'm not angry.
- Sure you are.

What have I done wrong?

- You're acting like a crybaby again.
- What have I done wrong?

What's happened?
Why is he sad?

It's nothing.
He's just a damn crybaby.

- Could I buy him a beer, perhaps?
- No, he shouldn't drink beer right now.

We're off on a customer visit.

- What line of work are you in?
- We're in the entertainment business.

We sell novelty items.

We want to help people have fun.

- So what funny stuff do you have?
- Vampire teeth.

Vampire teeth?

They've been popular a long time now.

We also sell these laugh bags.

It's a classic.

- Then, there's a new item we have a lot of faith in.
- Should I show him?

Yes, I think so.

Uncle One-Tooth.

Hello, Ove Bergius here.
I just wanted to check with you.

I'm wondering if there might have
occurred a misunderstanding.

That I've misinterpreted the date

and quite possibly the time, too.

I suspect this may well be the case.

I'm outside the restaurant, and I've
been in and asked them several times

if someone
has called about a cancellation.

But they say no one has.

I'm sure it's
a misunderstanding on my part.

That's probably it, unfortunately.

Could you possibly confirm
that I'm the one who's made a mistake

and got the date wrong,
and maybe the time as well.

You can leave a message
on my answering machine

in case I don't pick up.

I'm so sorry
if this is an inconvenience to you.

I wouldn't want that.

Thanks a lot.

Bye.

Yes?

We would very much
like to show you some of our products.

Okay.

One of our best selling items for
a while now are these vampire teeth...

...with extra long fangs.

Could you show him, please?

That's enough.

That's enough.
He's seen them.

Why are you so angry?

He's a little sensitive.

No I'm not,
it's you being mean all the time.

Then there's the true classic:

The laugh bag.

It brings out a smile at parties,
either at home or in the office.

We want to help people have fun.

Then there's a new item
we have a lot of faith in.

Uncle One-Tooth.

Yes.

Excuse me. How much is this one?

Listen guys,
I don't think this is for us, really.

But thanks for stopping by.

Thank you.

You have no messages.

Would you like another one?

Would you like another one?

- Would you like another one?
- Yes, of course I do.

- He's hard of hearing, the poor man.
- He should be grateful.

That way he won't have to
listen to all the bullshit.

So you're in that kind of a mood today,
Gunnar?

What else could I be?

Well, he's been a regular here
for more than 60 years, I think.

That's a lot of shots.

Yes, quite a few.

What would life be without a shot...

...or two?

- A horrible thought.
- Damn straight.

Trad: A shilling for a shot glass
is the price you have to pay

A shilling for a shot glass
is the price you have to pay

A shilling for a shot glass
is the price you have to pay

when you drink at Limping
Lotta's bar in Gothenburg

We with pockets without shillings

How can we pay if we are willing

when we drink at Limping
Lotta's bar in Gothenburg

How can we pay if we are willing

We with pockets without shillings

when we drink at Limping
Lotta's bar in Gothenburg

With kisses you shall pay
if you are willing

With kisses you shall pay
if you are willing

when you drink at Limping
Lotta's bar in Gothenburg

With kisses we shall pay
since we are willing

With kisses we shall pay
since we are willing

when we drink at Limping
Lotta's bar in Gothenburg

Good night, Arne.

Good night, Arne.

- What?
- Good night!

I'm happy
to hear you're doing fine.

Yes. Yes.

Do you want to say anything?

You can tell them I'm also
happy to hear they're doing fine.

He says he's also
happy to hear you're doing fine.

Yes.

I caught it!

Yes, that's correct.

On April 16th you received two 10-packs
of vampire teeth, standard size,

and three 10-packs
with extra long fangs.

Yes, that is correct.

You also received six Uncle One-Tooth.

I see three. Have you sold the others?

Yes, we have.

That was a while ago.
And we have not received payment.

- Why not?
- I'm not sure.

Just a moment.
I'll ask my husband.

- He says you'll have it by next week.
- We don't believe that.

Nah.

- We've sent four reminders.
- Yeah.

And we've called your answering
machine over and over again.

- We won't accept this.
- Nah.

Wait, I'll talk to my husband again.

Just make them go away!

This won't do!
We won't accept this.

I have no money!

- I have no money!
- Then we'll take the masks back.

- We will take the masks.
- Please, don't.

I have no money!

Now it's Wilma's turn.

Welcome Wilma.

Stand right here.

- How do you feel?
- Fine.

Good.

- What are you doing for us?
- Reading a poem.

You're reading a poem? Okay.

- And who taught you that?
- I did myself.

You learned the poem yourself?
That was very good of you.

- What's the poem about?
- A bird.

It's about a bird?

- What kind of bird?
- A pigeon.

About a pigeon.
And what did the pigeon do?

- It sat on a branch.
- It sat on a branch?

- And what did it do on the branch?
- It rested and reflected.

It rested and reflected?

- What did the pigeon reflect on?
- The fact that it had no money.

- What was that?
- The fact that it had no money.

That it had no money? Gosh.

- What happened then?
- It flew home.

And then it flew home?

- I see.
- Then the poem ends.

And then the poem ends?

That was a beautiful poem.

I say we give Wilma a warm applause!

- So what the hell do you want?
- We're sort of lost.

What? Turn the music down.

- What was that?
- We're lost.

- What do you mean, "lost"?
- We don't know where we are.

No?

We're looking for a street
address that doesn't exist.

We have the directions,
but they seem completely off.

Yeah, it's all wrong.

We're looking for a store called Party.

Yeah, the owner's name is Bengtsson.

He owes us money.

- Yeah, 13,800.
- Really? What line of work are you in?

- We're in the entertainment business.
- Yup.

We sell novelty items.

We want to help people have fun.

- So what kind of stuff are you selling?
- We can show you.

Alright.

One of our best selling items
for a while now

are these vampire teeth
with extra long fangs.

Then there's the classic,
the laugh bag.

Known to bring out a smile at parties,
both at home or in the office.

We want people to have a good time.

Then there's a new item
we have a lot of faith in.

Uncle One-Tooth.

You there, get out.

You! No women in the establishment.

Out! No women in the establishment!

Listen up, goddammit!
No women in the establishment!

Out!

Out, damn it!

Provosts, forward!

Let that man taste the whip.

- Show respect to His Majesty the King!
- That's right!

- His Majesty the King is thirsty.
- Very thirsty.

- His Majesty wants something to drink.
- That's right.

- Beer perhaps?
- No. His Majesty prefers water.

Excuse me, sparkling water?
Mineral water?

Affirmative.

His Majesty the King
would appreciate it

if that young man filled his glass.

That was good.

Splendid.

Now that sly Russian will receive
a proper walloping. That he will.

Yes, your Majesty.

His Majesty thinks
a man as young and handsome

belongs on the battlefield.

He can sleep in the king's tent.

- Captain Bjälke!
- Yes, Lieutenant Colonel!

His Majesty the King
wishes to hear a song!

- Carry out!
- Yes, Lieutenant Colonel!

- Lieutenant Rask!
- Yes, Captain!

- Carry out marching song!
- Yes, Captain!

Company, marching song!
One, two, three, four!

Trad: The army of Charles XII
is a hundred thousand strong

The army of Charles XII
is a hundred thousand strong

as he's marching through smoke
on his road so long

Why can't we come in?

Only tenants have access.

Those are the rules. Sorry.

But here they are.

- Hello.
- Hello.

- I'm sure you know why we are here.
- Yes.

Who's signature is this?

It's mine.

Do you understand
what it is you've signed?

Well, yes.

It's an agreement. A contract.

You're required
to declare sales every month.

You haven't. Why not?

We've had some bad luck lately.

My partner had an accident.

He stepped out in the street
without looking and got hit.

By a cyclist.

He hasn't been able to walk.

And I haven't been
in the best of health either.

We're not interested in your health.
We want payment for our goods.

- We're a bit short of money.
- Yup.

- We've been down on our luck.
- Yup.

We've been dealing with people
who don't pay.

Just like you two bastards!

- Can you open the door?
- You're not getting in here.

- Why not?
- You're drunk.

- I haven't been drinking.
- I can smell it a mile away.

I was just going in for a quick nap.

You'll have to come back when you've
sobered up. You know the rules.

I haven't had a drop all day!

Damn.

- Rules are meant to be followed.
- Exactly!

Pay what you owe us.

You have fourteen days,
or it won't be fun and games anymore!

- Understand?
- Yes.

Or it won't be fun and games anymore!

Or it won't be fun and games anymore!
Understand?

I was supposed
to attend a lecture tonight.

Major-General Sandberg

was supposed to talk
on the orderly withdrawal.

But when I got there,
it was cancelled, of course.

I left home...

...early, of course...

...because I wanted to catch the 7.22 bus.

It started raining, of course...

...and I had no umbrella, of course...

...so I decided to hurry home and get it,
of course...

...I thought it would be there...

...but it wasn't, of course.

On my way to the bus stop
it started raining even more,

and I got soaking wet, of course.

When I got to the bus stop...

...I saw the bus leaving...

...so I missed it.

Of course.

So I had to start walking, of course.

When I arrived...

...not a single person was there,
of course...

...just a note on the door

saying it was cancelled.

And that was a shame. Of course.

I'm happy to hear you're doing fine.

I'm happy to hear you're doing fine.

Trad: Features fine as
all that I hold true

Skin as white as snow
Loveliest I know

Placed her on this earth
for me and you

Finally we heaven's grace attain

Meeting mother, father dear again...

Rosy cheeks and
eyes of deepest blue

Features fine as
all that I hold true

Skin as white as snow
Loveliest I know

Placed her on this earth
for me and you

Finally we heaven's grace attain

Hi.

What are you doing?

- Listening to this.
- Oh.

It's so beautiful,
but horribly sad too.

What's horrible?

What he's singing at the end.

That's he's going to heaven
to meet his parents.

That's horrible.

- Then why listen to it?
- I can't help myself.

I've tried, but I can't.

You need to go and see the doctor.
This is not normal.

- I'm actually worried about you.
- So am I.

What's going on?

He can't get this song
out of his head.

- Do you feel troubled, Jonathan?
- Yes.

What's troubling you?

That I will have to
meet my parents again.

I don't understand.

My parents were very kind...

...but I don't want to meet
them again in heaven.

Do you have to?

I hope I don't have to.

Shut the door
if you're playing music this late.

There are people here who are
getting up early for work tomorrow.

In a tiny cabin we will stay

Spend our lives
so peaceful day by day

Teach our children dear
King and God to fear

We will have
the best of times I say

I've come to realize something.

I realize I've been greedy all my life.

Ungenerous.

And that's why I've become so unhappy.

I've been greedy all my life.
Ungenerous.

And that's why I've become so unhappy.

Show respect to His Majesty the King!

His Majesty the King
needs to use your bathroom.

- Where is it?
- The green door, over there.

Your Majesty, allow me to inspect it.

- Your Majesty, I'm afraid it's taken.
- Too bad.

- Half the kingdom is lost.
- Yes, Your Majesty.

If we had only had more horses.

And if it hadn't rained...

It rained?

Maybe not. But it could have.

You never know
what that Russian is up to.

He armed himself in secret, that sly
Russian, or we would have beaten him.

He armed himself in secret.
He must have.

Is that so?

You were widowed at Poltava.

You were widowed at Poltava.
A widow's veil was your gift.

You were widowed at Poltava.
A widow's veil was your gift, too.

You were widowed at Poltava.
Widows' veils were your gifts.

The army of Charles XII
was a hundred thousand strong

as he marched through smoke
on his road so long

What now?

- "What now?"
- Yes.

I'm the one who's hurt.
And I'm supposed to wait for you?

No, what do you mean?

You're so slow. You look like
you're sleeping while you walk.

You walk like a goddam zombie.
Like this.

No, I don't.

I walked like this.

Casually.

- Whatever I say, you contradict.
- No, I don't.

Now you did it again.
You do it all the time!

I'm getting bloody tired of it.

And you have no business sense.

All we have are debts.

- But it was your idea.
- My idea?

What the hell does it matter?
You have no business sense anyway.

I'm so damn tired of all this crap.
I don't want to do this anymore.

But it was your idea!

But it was your idea!

But it was your idea!

But it was your idea!

But it was your idea!

She had stone in her shoe.

She had stone in her shoe.

- Yes, I saw that.
- That was nice.

What's nice about a stone in your shoe?

It was nice when she took it out.

Pardon me for asking...

...but could I interest you
in some novelty items?

I have vampire teeth
you can have at half price.

You have no messages.

Jonathan.

Jonathan.

Listen, I'm sorry.
Very sorry.

Can you hear me? I'm sorry.

I've been mean.
I know that.

I regret it, Jonathan.
I regret it a lot.

Forgive me, Jonathan.

Can you forgive me?

It would make me happy if you did,
Jonathan.

I want us to be friends again.

You're the only friend I have,
Jonathan.

Otherwise, I'd be so lonely.

That can't be.

We have to stick together.

You've been mean.

I know, Jonathan.

- But I won't be from now on.
- Good.

We should get some sleep now.

So we can do big business tomorrow.

Good night.

Can you be quiet down there?

There are people here who are
getting up early for work tomorrow.

Today I feel kind.

Damn kind.

Yes.

Well, here we only have
three above zero.

Yes.

I'm happy to hear you're doing fine.

I said, I'm happy
to hear you're doing fine.

Yes.

What now?

What's wrong with you?

- I thought of something horrible.
- Really?

- Something horrible.
- Really?

And I was involved.

- Involved in what?
- That horrible thing.

Explain yourself.
Have you been dreaming?

- Was it a dream?
- I'm not sure.

But it felt like it had happened.

That's what scares me.

Horrible!

And no one has asked for forgiveness.
Not even me.

No one has asked for forgiveness.

So what happened?

It's so horrible I don't dare tell.

Then don't, you stubborn fool.
I can't make sense of you.

We're supposed to do business
tomorrow, we've decided.

You want to help people have fun,
right?

Yes, I know.

Crybaby.

Is it right using people
only for your own pleasure?

Is it right using people
only for your own pleasure?

What the hell are you doing?

Is it right using people
only for your own pleasure?

I don't understand
what you're getting at.

- He's being a little philosophical.
- Alright.

But should we be discussing these
things in the middle of the night?

There are people here who are
getting up early for work tomorrow.

Good night then.

Good night.

And then it's Wednesday again.

- Is it Wednesday today?
- Yes.

- Is it Wednesday today?
- Yes.

- I was certain it was Thursday.
- But it's not.

- No it's not!
- No!

But it felt like Thursday.

You can't feel what day it is.
That's impossible.

You have to keep track of that!
Yesterday was Tuesday...

...today is Wednesday...

...and tomorrow is Thursday.

If you can't keep track of that
chaos will reign.

That's right.

And then it's Wednesday again.

Bye.

Translation: Orvar Säfström
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