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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,302 --> 00:00:01,665 If I thought we could get a conviction, 2 00:00:01,669 --> 00:00:02,669 it would be different. 3 00:00:02,674 --> 00:00:05,703 But I am worried about having enough evidence in this case. 4 00:00:05,708 --> 00:00:08,351 Previously on "A Million Little Things"... 5 00:00:08,356 --> 00:00:10,140 From now on, I go where you go. 6 00:00:10,145 --> 00:00:12,531 We would like to invite you to be the guest host 7 00:00:12,536 --> 00:00:14,976 while we look for Dr. Stacy's permanent replacement. 8 00:00:14,981 --> 00:00:17,218 Thank you for letting me be your Regina. 9 00:00:17,223 --> 00:00:19,117 You've affected me so deeply. 10 00:00:19,122 --> 00:00:20,499 We've had to shut our doors, 11 00:00:20,504 --> 00:00:23,484 but our restaurant will be back, in some way, someday. 12 00:00:23,489 --> 00:00:24,698 This is an agreement 13 00:00:24,703 --> 00:00:26,830 for us to have joint custody of Theo. 14 00:00:26,835 --> 00:00:29,398 I got a call from the person who hit me. 15 00:00:29,403 --> 00:00:31,391 I just don't want you to do something you'll regret. 16 00:00:31,395 --> 00:00:32,546 Did he touch you? 17 00:00:32,551 --> 00:00:34,617 No. He just touched himself. 18 00:00:34,622 --> 00:00:36,687 Sophie's decided to go to the police today. 19 00:00:36,692 --> 00:00:38,882 I told him how much she needed this program, 20 00:00:38,887 --> 00:00:41,460 and he never would have known any of that if it wasn't for me. 21 00:00:41,747 --> 00:00:43,207 Anybody see you? 22 00:00:43,212 --> 00:00:44,585 No. 23 00:00:44,590 --> 00:00:46,175 Please! 24 00:00:49,647 --> 00:00:52,220 _ 25 00:00:58,186 --> 00:00:59,395 Can I help you? 26 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:01,002 My name's Gary. 27 00:01:01,207 --> 00:01:03,042 I'm Sophie's... 28 00:01:04,558 --> 00:01:07,424 Her mom left her with me when she went to France. 29 00:01:07,869 --> 00:01:11,373 So when Peter did what he did... 30 00:01:13,514 --> 00:01:15,183 ... that was on my watch. 31 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:19,780 Now, I know that he hurt your family, too. 32 00:01:19,975 --> 00:01:21,602 Your daughter. 33 00:01:23,445 --> 00:01:25,781 So, are we gonna let him get away with it? 34 00:01:31,691 --> 00:01:36,691 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 35 00:01:36,731 --> 00:01:38,400 Gary? 36 00:01:39,437 --> 00:01:41,642 - There you are. - Seems a little formal 37 00:01:41,647 --> 00:01:43,431 to wash my car, but alright. 38 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:45,814 Ha-ha, very funny. The reason I am wearing this 39 00:01:45,819 --> 00:01:47,477 is because the Realtor called. 40 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:49,111 - We need to go to Lenox. - Mm. 41 00:01:49,116 --> 00:01:51,455 Turns out, the owner loved your heartwarming letter. 42 00:01:51,460 --> 00:01:52,877 Mm! 43 00:01:52,882 --> 00:01:54,467 Knew it! 44 00:01:54,472 --> 00:01:56,470 Why didn't I get into letters instead of numbers? 45 00:01:56,475 --> 00:01:57,728 But we got to get out there today. 46 00:01:57,732 --> 00:01:59,050 She's got two other offers already. 47 00:01:59,054 --> 00:02:00,640 Neither as charming as me. 48 00:02:03,312 --> 00:02:04,480 Wait a second. 49 00:02:04,485 --> 00:02:05,944 Don't you have a playdate scheduled 50 00:02:05,949 --> 00:02:07,539 with Theo and Katherine and Liam? 51 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:08,544 Already canceled, 52 00:02:08,549 --> 00:02:10,050 and we can go right after my session with Eddie. 53 00:02:10,054 --> 00:02:11,806 Oh, Eddie can take a day off. 54 00:02:11,811 --> 00:02:13,687 His upper body's giving me FOMO. 55 00:02:13,692 --> 00:02:17,238 I know, but I am introducing him to his new trainer, Russ, 56 00:02:17,243 --> 00:02:18,479 and I want to make sure that meeting goes well. 57 00:02:18,483 --> 00:02:21,283 And speaking of great first impressions, 58 00:02:21,288 --> 00:02:23,374 apparently, the owner is gonna be there today. 59 00:02:23,379 --> 00:02:25,548 So we really need to live up to your letter. 60 00:02:25,553 --> 00:02:27,580 Why do you think I'm wearing deodorant? 61 00:02:27,585 --> 00:02:30,254 Hey, if I have to play the cancer card, I will, 62 00:02:30,259 --> 00:02:33,197 and if I really have to, I'll show her my one nip. 63 00:02:33,202 --> 00:02:35,580 See, that's what I'm talking about. No nipple jokes, 'kay? 64 00:02:35,585 --> 00:02:37,791 Fine. I'll cut 'em out. 65 00:02:37,890 --> 00:02:39,900 - Just like they cut out my ni... - Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah. 66 00:02:39,905 --> 00:02:41,464 Sorry, I'm just getting it out of my system. 67 00:02:41,468 --> 00:02:43,700 - We're very charming, the two of us. - I know. 68 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:45,072 Not you and me... 69 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:46,745 me and my nip. 70 00:02:53,126 --> 00:02:55,420 And then just off the top of the hour, you do your opening 71 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,841 and start taking live calls for 25 minutes. 72 00:02:57,846 --> 00:02:59,181 Then you'll do some 15-second ads 73 00:02:59,186 --> 00:03:00,920 and come back for your 5-minute segment. 74 00:03:00,925 --> 00:03:03,381 Hello. It's nice to meet you in person, too. 75 00:03:03,386 --> 00:03:05,180 I know... I'm shorter than I look on Zoom. 76 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:06,812 - I get it all the time. - Me too. 77 00:03:06,813 --> 00:03:08,341 - Sorry. Hi. - Hi. 78 00:03:08,346 --> 00:03:09,430 And then at the half-hour, 79 00:03:09,435 --> 00:03:10,796 we throw to Nick for traffic and weather, 80 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:12,272 and then we do the whole thing all over again. 81 00:03:12,276 --> 00:03:14,773 Got it. I better caffeinate. 82 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:19,873 I know taking on an entire show's a lot. 83 00:03:19,878 --> 00:03:20,888 Are you nervous? 84 00:03:20,893 --> 00:03:22,436 Um, more excited, you know? 85 00:03:22,441 --> 00:03:25,361 I have this huge opportunity every day for the next two weeks 86 00:03:25,366 --> 00:03:27,576 to show thousands of Bostonians 87 00:03:27,581 --> 00:03:29,375 that asking for help isn't scary. 88 00:03:29,380 --> 00:03:32,174 It's probably more like a million. 89 00:03:32,179 --> 00:03:34,037 Some people say they pick up our station 90 00:03:34,042 --> 00:03:36,044 all the way up in Nova Scotia. 91 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:38,670 Remember a few seconds ago 92 00:03:38,675 --> 00:03:40,719 when I lied about not being nervous? 93 00:03:40,814 --> 00:03:42,649 You're gonna be great. 94 00:03:42,654 --> 00:03:44,701 And can I just say thank you? 95 00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:47,305 After five years, Dr. Stacy never saw me 96 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:49,365 as more than her assistant. 97 00:03:49,370 --> 00:03:52,081 But now, thanks to you, I'm a producer. 98 00:03:52,086 --> 00:03:53,504 I will not let you down. 99 00:03:53,509 --> 00:03:54,509 What's going on here? 100 00:03:54,514 --> 00:03:56,060 Oh. Hi. I'm Maggie. 101 00:03:56,065 --> 00:03:57,716 - I'm the new doc... - That's mine. 102 00:03:58,665 --> 00:04:02,232 Oh. Uh, sor... I thought it was a-a communal situation. 103 00:04:02,237 --> 00:04:04,060 And which is the mug you brought in? 104 00:04:04,234 --> 00:04:07,445 Uh, I-I didn't catch your name. 105 00:04:07,450 --> 00:04:10,745 I'm Nick. Traffic and weather on the hour and the half. 106 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:12,521 Let's go over some ground rules. 107 00:04:12,658 --> 00:04:14,998 BYOM. You got it. 108 00:04:15,724 --> 00:04:18,185 It's "Bring Your Own M-Mug." 109 00:04:18,568 --> 00:04:20,460 Please direct your attention to the coffee station. 110 00:04:20,464 --> 00:04:22,318 You'll notice a laminated rules list. 111 00:04:22,323 --> 00:04:23,824 It's next to the laminated directions 112 00:04:23,829 --> 00:04:25,303 on how to properly load the dishwasher. 113 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:26,787 Yeah, see that. I'm gonna... 114 00:04:26,792 --> 00:04:28,420 That's smart. I'll look at all those... 115 00:04:28,425 --> 00:04:30,303 There's a label maker in the cabinet above the cups. 116 00:04:30,307 --> 00:04:31,684 There it is! 117 00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:33,649 Labeled "Label Maker." That's meta. 118 00:04:33,654 --> 00:04:35,739 But you might want to take a look at your mug, 119 00:04:35,744 --> 00:04:37,599 'cause it says, "Don't sweat the small stuff." 120 00:04:37,604 --> 00:04:39,314 I don't sweat the small stuff. 121 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:45,990 As I was saying, I will not let you down... 122 00:04:46,846 --> 00:04:48,427 starting now. 123 00:04:48,687 --> 00:04:51,148 Oh, the studio. Let me show you. 124 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:55,959 And every time another innocent Black person is killed, 125 00:04:55,964 --> 00:04:58,170 that armor gets heavier and heavier. 126 00:04:58,280 --> 00:05:03,013 But I've seen what can happen if we just keep showing up. 127 00:05:04,775 --> 00:05:07,469 - Black lives matter! - Black lives matter! 128 00:05:13,787 --> 00:05:15,622 Things can change. 129 00:05:17,198 --> 00:05:20,315 So... what do you think? 130 00:05:20,906 --> 00:05:22,834 It's amazing, Rome. 131 00:05:24,113 --> 00:05:26,647 It's exactly what the world needs right now. 132 00:05:26,814 --> 00:05:28,670 Well, in that case, Shanice, can you, uh, 133 00:05:28,675 --> 00:05:30,303 quickly become an agent? 'Cause I have a feeling 134 00:05:30,307 --> 00:05:32,756 that my agent's gonna tell me it's not good enough to sell. 135 00:05:32,825 --> 00:05:34,413 Thank you for making the time, seriously. 136 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:36,092 Mm, please. 137 00:05:36,097 --> 00:05:38,015 It's a perfect way to spend my day off from set. 138 00:05:38,020 --> 00:05:40,865 So much better than being stuck in yet another hotel room 139 00:05:40,870 --> 00:05:42,580 living off of room service. 140 00:05:42,585 --> 00:05:44,295 Oh, that sounds like hell. 141 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:45,595 It is. 142 00:05:46,886 --> 00:05:49,654 Although I'm not sure Kiana can tell the difference. 143 00:05:49,821 --> 00:05:52,782 I brought her to Boston with me while I'm shooting this movie, 144 00:05:52,954 --> 00:05:54,163 but I think she's seen more 145 00:05:54,168 --> 00:05:55,889 of the city she's building on "Minecraft." 146 00:05:55,894 --> 00:05:58,248 My friend's son Theo is exact same way. 147 00:05:58,253 --> 00:06:00,951 Caught him trading candy for screen time. True story. 148 00:06:03,917 --> 00:06:06,092 - Hey, babe. - Hey, how'd the interview go? 149 00:06:07,714 --> 00:06:09,967 Rome told me about the restaurant. 150 00:06:09,972 --> 00:06:11,641 Honey, I am so sorry. 151 00:06:11,646 --> 00:06:13,217 Mm, thank you. 152 00:06:13,365 --> 00:06:16,744 And thanks again for giving us that shout-out on social media. 153 00:06:16,749 --> 00:06:18,375 It bought us a couple more months. 154 00:06:18,380 --> 00:06:19,716 Our waiter, Teddy, burst into tears 155 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:21,732 when he found out you did that. 156 00:06:22,072 --> 00:06:24,074 Though he cried most days. 157 00:06:24,079 --> 00:06:25,664 Well, I wish I could have done more. 158 00:06:25,669 --> 00:06:29,365 That's okay. Here I am, fresh off an interview for head chef 159 00:06:29,370 --> 00:06:32,081 at Crocodilze... And that is with a "Z"... 160 00:06:32,086 --> 00:06:34,803 With over 56 locations between here and Albuquerque. 161 00:06:34,808 --> 00:06:38,428 H-Hey, one of those locations is where I spent my 13th birthday. 162 00:06:38,433 --> 00:06:39,893 In fact, Crocodile Keith 163 00:06:39,898 --> 00:06:41,537 delivered my cake to me personally. 164 00:06:41,542 --> 00:06:43,053 Well, that's exactly what you want 165 00:06:43,058 --> 00:06:44,265 when you're going through puberty, right? 166 00:06:44,269 --> 00:06:45,980 You want a restaurant full of people staring at you 167 00:06:45,984 --> 00:06:48,779 while you're being serenaded to by a grown man in a lizard suit. 168 00:06:48,831 --> 00:06:50,541 Here comes the pathetic part. 169 00:06:50,546 --> 00:06:51,905 I don't think they're gonna offer me the job. 170 00:06:51,909 --> 00:06:53,709 - You don't know that. - But I do, 171 00:06:53,714 --> 00:06:56,607 because I said something stupid about improving the menu, 172 00:06:56,612 --> 00:06:58,947 and when I left, they said, "We'll be in touch. 173 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:00,496 What's your e-mail again?" 174 00:07:00,501 --> 00:07:01,506 - Ooh. - Yeah. 175 00:07:01,511 --> 00:07:03,311 No one gets the "you're hired" over e-mail. 176 00:07:03,316 --> 00:07:05,037 Mm. But maybe it's for the best. 177 00:07:05,042 --> 00:07:06,358 I mean, I can't work in a restaurant 178 00:07:06,362 --> 00:07:08,084 where, when the host seats you, they say... 179 00:07:08,089 --> 00:07:09,999 - "See your waiter, alligator." - "See your waiter, alligator." 180 00:07:10,003 --> 00:07:11,873 You know what's crazy about that is, 181 00:07:11,878 --> 00:07:14,256 an alligator ain't even the same thing as a crocodile, 182 00:07:14,261 --> 00:07:16,305 which they should know... It's their mascot. 183 00:07:17,607 --> 00:07:19,693 Well, I'm gonna go change. 184 00:07:20,205 --> 00:07:22,514 I can't believe I wore a dress for that. 185 00:07:22,519 --> 00:07:24,592 A cute dress with pockets. 186 00:07:24,604 --> 00:07:28,311 Ah, apparently I'm not the only one who could use a day off. 187 00:07:35,105 --> 00:07:36,764 Hey, we need you on the register. 188 00:07:36,769 --> 00:07:39,329 - Okay. - Attention, Halpert's customers... 189 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:42,129 Halpert's. 190 00:07:48,838 --> 00:07:49,881 Hello? 191 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:51,220 Where are you? 192 00:07:51,319 --> 00:07:52,740 Uh... 193 00:07:52,745 --> 00:07:54,998 I'm, uh, running errands. Why? 194 00:07:55,003 --> 00:07:57,568 We have a session today, remember? With Russ? 195 00:07:57,573 --> 00:07:59,825 Ah, I'm sorry. I forgot. 196 00:07:59,830 --> 00:08:02,291 I lost track of time. I'll be right there. 197 00:08:03,610 --> 00:08:06,498 Hey. What's your day look like? 198 00:08:06,503 --> 00:08:08,936 Well, Darcy and Liam canceled our playdate. 199 00:08:08,941 --> 00:08:10,920 And they're moving out of town, 200 00:08:10,925 --> 00:08:14,136 so now I'm forced to face my worst fear, 201 00:08:14,141 --> 00:08:15,685 something that I've successfully avoided 202 00:08:15,689 --> 00:08:17,209 for the last ten years... 203 00:08:17,434 --> 00:08:18,727 Making new friends. 204 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:20,490 Well, I think I can help you out. 205 00:08:21,264 --> 00:08:22,951 You really think 206 00:08:22,956 --> 00:08:25,292 you can sustain three hours of enthusiasm 207 00:08:25,297 --> 00:08:27,943 for Theo's Hogwarts Express Lego set? 208 00:08:27,948 --> 00:08:30,046 Actually, yes. 209 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:32,428 Aw, sweet. 210 00:08:32,433 --> 00:08:35,645 But I do have a friend in town with her 11-year-old daughter 211 00:08:35,650 --> 00:08:37,694 who desperately needs a break from screen time. 212 00:08:37,699 --> 00:08:39,576 Boom, done! 213 00:08:39,581 --> 00:08:41,917 Tell them to swing by whenever. She can just text me. 214 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:44,889 Oh, one more thing... That friend is Shanice Williamson. 215 00:08:45,379 --> 00:08:47,443 You know, the actress? 216 00:08:48,150 --> 00:08:50,194 Who was gonna play Regina in my movie? 217 00:08:50,199 --> 00:08:54,340 Yeah, I-I-I know who Shanice Williamson is. 218 00:08:54,531 --> 00:08:56,911 She wants to... 219 00:08:56,916 --> 00:08:58,403 She wants to have a playdate with us? 220 00:08:58,408 --> 00:09:00,106 - Mm-hmm. - Will she be staying, 221 00:09:00,111 --> 00:09:03,865 or is this like a... is this like a drop-off situation? 222 00:09:03,870 --> 00:09:05,926 Um, it doesn't matter. I'll plan for both. 223 00:09:05,931 --> 00:09:07,871 Uh, what d... What does she eat? 224 00:09:07,876 --> 00:09:10,434 I mean, uh, w-w-what should I wear? 225 00:09:10,439 --> 00:09:12,778 Just be yourself. You will have fun. 226 00:09:12,783 --> 00:09:16,067 "Be myself." Rome, that's a recipe for disaster. 227 00:09:16,072 --> 00:09:17,379 I gotta go. 228 00:09:17,713 --> 00:09:19,809 Great! You are perfectly dressed! 229 00:09:19,814 --> 00:09:21,107 Let's go! 230 00:09:21,112 --> 00:09:23,281 Where am I going that requires sweatpants? 231 00:09:23,286 --> 00:09:25,012 Indoor skydiving. Remember that gift card 232 00:09:25,017 --> 00:09:26,201 your mom gave us for our anniversary? 233 00:09:26,205 --> 00:09:27,957 Oh, the one she re-gifted us? 234 00:09:27,962 --> 00:09:29,637 Yeah, I do. 235 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:32,020 Wait, you really wanna do that? 236 00:09:32,025 --> 00:09:33,359 You know, come on. 237 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:35,116 You and me, we just need a day 238 00:09:35,121 --> 00:09:37,348 of having fun and laughing at whatever happens. 239 00:09:37,353 --> 00:09:40,022 And in this case, it'll be you being shoved into a giant tube 240 00:09:40,027 --> 00:09:42,481 while an oversized fan blows you up from the bottom. 241 00:09:42,486 --> 00:09:45,161 So you might want to tighten the drawstring on those pants. 242 00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:48,301 Come on, come on, come on. Adventure time. 243 00:09:48,306 --> 00:09:49,933 Come on, let's do it! Let's do it! 244 00:09:49,938 --> 00:09:51,677 - I'm coming. I'm coming. - Come on. Let's go. 245 00:09:51,681 --> 00:09:53,012 Alright, dude! Here we go! 246 00:09:53,017 --> 00:09:54,268 One-time it! 247 00:09:54,612 --> 00:09:56,973 Boom! Boo-yah! 248 00:09:56,978 --> 00:09:58,898 Dude, you keep that up, you're gonna have to go pro. 249 00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:01,030 You know that? Forget about your mom and I buying a house. 250 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:03,245 You'll be rich enough to buy it for us. 251 00:10:06,925 --> 00:10:09,661 Alright. How you feeling about this move, dude? 252 00:10:10,237 --> 00:10:11,864 All my friends are here. 253 00:10:11,869 --> 00:10:13,579 I don't know anyone in Lenox. 254 00:10:13,584 --> 00:10:16,462 You know me. I'm taller than all your friends, 255 00:10:16,467 --> 00:10:18,719 and I make more money. Ask anybody. 256 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:22,957 Look, I know how you feel. 257 00:10:23,305 --> 00:10:24,931 I gotta leave all my peeps, too, 258 00:10:24,936 --> 00:10:27,939 which is why you and I have to have each other's backs, right? 259 00:10:27,944 --> 00:10:29,487 Yeah, I guess. 260 00:10:31,448 --> 00:10:33,161 Alright, give me one more good one. 261 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:34,959 Let's go. This is the game-winner. 262 00:10:34,964 --> 00:10:37,575 Everything's on the line! One time! 263 00:10:47,806 --> 00:10:49,349 I'll tell you what. 264 00:10:49,354 --> 00:10:52,946 Go get us a couple drinks from that truck, alright? 265 00:10:53,017 --> 00:10:56,274 First rule on the way to the hockey hall of fame 266 00:10:56,279 --> 00:10:58,823 is that you gotta replenish those electrolytes. 267 00:10:58,828 --> 00:11:00,895 - Got it. Be right back. - Alright? 268 00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:02,645 Gary Mendez, right? 269 00:11:02,650 --> 00:11:05,371 We met the other day at the police station. 270 00:11:05,728 --> 00:11:07,567 You picked a fight with our garbage can. 271 00:11:07,572 --> 00:11:08,895 Yeah. 272 00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:10,543 Sorry about that. 273 00:11:11,016 --> 00:11:12,833 You didn't have to follow me all the way out here. 274 00:11:12,837 --> 00:11:14,668 I could have just Venmo'd you. 275 00:11:15,604 --> 00:11:17,536 Peter Benoit is in a coma. 276 00:11:18,117 --> 00:11:19,619 Yeah, I heard. 277 00:11:19,624 --> 00:11:21,626 Can't say I'm too broken up about it. 278 00:11:21,631 --> 00:11:24,567 Well, you were pretty upset the other day at the station. 279 00:11:24,927 --> 00:11:26,934 Next day, this guy's in the hospital. 280 00:11:26,939 --> 00:11:29,233 You mind if I ask you where you were Tuesday night? 281 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,786 Not at all. I was with my dad. 282 00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:33,752 What time did you leave there? 283 00:11:33,757 --> 00:11:37,567 Oh, must have been about 11:45. 284 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,411 It was during Kimmel's opening monologue, 285 00:11:39,416 --> 00:11:41,653 which is why my pop only gave me half a hug. 286 00:11:41,658 --> 00:11:43,903 I'm his second-favorite guy with a beard. 287 00:11:43,908 --> 00:11:45,618 So, you weren't at Peter's house? 288 00:11:45,887 --> 00:11:48,004 I don't even know where that guy lives. 289 00:11:49,354 --> 00:11:53,661 Oh, uh, I just, uh, drove by your condo. 290 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,387 There's a "For Sale" sign out front. 291 00:11:55,530 --> 00:11:58,867 Yeah, my girlfriend got transferred to Lenox. 292 00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:00,611 Berkshires. 293 00:12:00,616 --> 00:12:02,645 Nice escape from the big city. 294 00:12:03,942 --> 00:12:06,832 Listen, man, if you think I did this, just call my dad, okay? 295 00:12:06,837 --> 00:12:09,512 I was with him all night. We watched, uh, "Wheel of Fortune," 296 00:12:09,525 --> 00:12:11,817 a little "Jeopardy!", played some online poker. 297 00:12:11,822 --> 00:12:14,684 Ah, I don't need to call him. I'm sure you were. 298 00:12:14,922 --> 00:12:17,528 You understand I'm just covering the bases. 299 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:20,030 Eventually, this guy's gonna wake up, 300 00:12:20,163 --> 00:12:23,051 and when he does, he can tell us himself what happened. 301 00:12:23,570 --> 00:12:25,770 And if he doesn't wake up, well, 302 00:12:26,332 --> 00:12:28,926 that just makes things a lot more complicated. 303 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:37,465 Fuel up, 'cause you're going down! 304 00:12:44,582 --> 00:12:46,918 So, yeah, we're pretty good with these, right? 305 00:12:46,923 --> 00:12:48,301 He's gonna love you. 306 00:12:49,461 --> 00:12:52,715 Really? He has no redeeming qualities? 307 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,162 Yeah, I don't understand why you'd work with, 308 00:12:54,166 --> 00:12:56,059 let alone be friends with, someone who... 309 00:12:56,064 --> 00:12:58,399 Hey, you must be Eddie. 310 00:12:58,404 --> 00:12:59,697 Well, on the plus side, 311 00:12:59,702 --> 00:13:02,320 now I feel no pressure to have any redeeming qualities. 312 00:13:02,723 --> 00:13:04,279 Eddie, this is Russ. 313 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,270 Hey, Russ. It's nice to meet... 314 00:13:06,275 --> 00:13:07,484 Um... 315 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:10,999 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 316 00:13:11,004 --> 00:13:12,298 You didn't tell me this guy's in a wheelchair. 317 00:13:12,302 --> 00:13:13,880 I may have to charge extra. 318 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,347 I am sorry. 319 00:13:16,352 --> 00:13:17,684 I just... 320 00:13:18,026 --> 00:13:19,973 You know, I wasn't expecting... 321 00:13:20,563 --> 00:13:23,816 And now I guess I'm getting a taste of my own medicine. 322 00:13:23,821 --> 00:13:25,325 Could have used a heads-up. 323 00:13:25,330 --> 00:13:28,083 Then I would have missed this incredible moment. 324 00:13:37,705 --> 00:13:39,720 So, she's in, like, movies and stuff? 325 00:13:39,725 --> 00:13:43,062 Uh, yes, but it's really important 326 00:13:43,067 --> 00:13:46,360 that we... we treat her like an ordinary person. 327 00:13:46,365 --> 00:13:47,365 Got it. 328 00:13:48,359 --> 00:13:50,861 Are you wearing shoulder pads? 329 00:13:53,050 --> 00:13:54,218 Uh... 330 00:13:57,868 --> 00:14:00,571 Hello! Welcome. 331 00:14:00,576 --> 00:14:03,673 Thanks so much for having us. I'm Shanice, and this is Kiana. 332 00:14:03,678 --> 00:14:05,346 This is Theo. 333 00:14:05,351 --> 00:14:07,040 Hi. Come in! 334 00:14:07,534 --> 00:14:10,337 Oh. Should we take our shoes off? 335 00:14:10,795 --> 00:14:13,329 Uh, no. Um, y-you're fine. 336 00:14:13,334 --> 00:14:16,259 Uh, I-I just have, um, mine off 337 00:14:16,264 --> 00:14:18,243 because, um, I... 338 00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:19,874 I had on some heels 339 00:14:19,879 --> 00:14:22,632 that were killing me. 340 00:14:22,982 --> 00:14:25,212 W-We never wear shoes in the house. 341 00:14:25,217 --> 00:14:26,927 Even when we got the new dishwasher, 342 00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:28,642 she made the guy wear booties. 343 00:14:28,905 --> 00:14:31,556 No, it... You're fine. 344 00:14:31,561 --> 00:14:35,022 And if, by any chance, you're into Harry Potter and Legos, 345 00:14:35,027 --> 00:14:37,330 there's a Hogwarts Express waiting for you. 346 00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:38,352 Mom! 347 00:14:38,357 --> 00:14:40,915 I used to play with Legos in like fourth grade. 348 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:43,628 Oh, that's too bad. I love Legos. 349 00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:44,649 Really? 350 00:14:44,654 --> 00:14:46,852 Yeah, and I'm a total Potterhead. 351 00:14:47,776 --> 00:14:50,259 Uh, right this way. 352 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:53,063 Wait, she said "Pot-ter head," right? 353 00:14:55,998 --> 00:14:59,268 Um, this is a... It's a safe space here. 354 00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:00,813 We're all Potterheads. 355 00:15:00,818 --> 00:15:02,945 Not by choice. It chooses us. 356 00:15:05,416 --> 00:15:07,168 Can I get you a drink? 357 00:15:09,506 --> 00:15:11,752 And while this show is not a substitute 358 00:15:11,756 --> 00:15:13,360 for in-person therapy, 359 00:15:13,365 --> 00:15:16,827 my promise to you is I will spend all the time it takes 360 00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:20,794 to make each listener feel heard and understood. 361 00:15:20,799 --> 00:15:24,094 And if your challenge requires more than that, 362 00:15:24,152 --> 00:15:26,154 I will point you in the right direction. 363 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:30,080 So, if you are just looking for quick sound bites 364 00:15:30,085 --> 00:15:33,712 which are really just for ratings, you should skip this, 365 00:15:33,717 --> 00:15:38,962 because Maggie is here, and therapy is nothing to fear. 366 00:15:38,967 --> 00:15:42,854 That sounded better when I said it to the mirror this morning. 367 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:45,267 Okay, our lines are open, 368 00:15:45,272 --> 00:15:48,067 and for our first caller, we have... 369 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,243 Theresa from North Andover. 370 00:15:50,248 --> 00:15:53,470 Theresa, you are In the Room With Dr. Bloom. 371 00:15:53,475 --> 00:15:55,704 I got a problem, Dr. Bloom. 372 00:15:55,709 --> 00:15:58,235 When I fart, it makes me cry. 373 00:16:01,076 --> 00:16:04,485 Yeah, that's... That's very funny. 374 00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:08,337 But, in actuality, there can be a link 375 00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:11,806 between our emotions and good gut health. 376 00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:15,938 Now, if we have any actual... 377 00:16:16,356 --> 00:16:18,071 questions... 378 00:16:20,634 --> 00:16:23,501 - Wow. - Wow! 379 00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:27,298 I can't believe people pay to ride an industrial fan. 380 00:16:27,303 --> 00:16:29,317 I want to take the person who opened that place 381 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,524 and throw him from a real plane. 382 00:16:32,748 --> 00:16:34,416 I'm sorry, baby. I really thought 383 00:16:34,421 --> 00:16:36,993 - it was gonna be a lot more fun. - Who said it wasn't fun? 384 00:16:36,998 --> 00:16:39,911 Now let's go home and pretend to surf in the bathtub. 385 00:16:42,115 --> 00:16:43,969 I got a better idea. 386 00:16:50,488 --> 00:16:52,449 Cheryl, you have a beautiful home. 387 00:16:52,454 --> 00:16:53,798 Oh, thank you. 388 00:16:53,803 --> 00:16:56,597 It's more space than I need now that Arthur's gone. 389 00:16:56,602 --> 00:16:59,931 And according to my son, I am not fit to live alone, 390 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:02,147 so I'm gonna end up living in his guest house 391 00:17:02,152 --> 00:17:05,001 with my unemployed granddaughter. 392 00:17:05,934 --> 00:17:07,438 Fig cookie? 393 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,005 Come on. 394 00:17:12,010 --> 00:17:14,126 Wow. I love these. 395 00:17:14,269 --> 00:17:16,104 Those are my "timeless treasures." 396 00:17:16,109 --> 00:17:18,087 You got that right. 397 00:17:18,741 --> 00:17:22,509 - Uh, this... - That's the one my granddaughter made. 398 00:17:22,514 --> 00:17:23,986 It's extra special. 399 00:17:23,991 --> 00:17:26,009 It sure is. I mean, what's going on? 400 00:17:26,014 --> 00:17:28,141 Is she opening the umbrella? Is she closing it? 401 00:17:28,146 --> 00:17:31,087 Is the rain about to fall? Is the sun coming back out? 402 00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:32,368 I guess we'll never know. 403 00:17:32,373 --> 00:17:33,749 She's opening it. 404 00:17:33,901 --> 00:17:36,322 Oh. I guess we know. 405 00:17:36,327 --> 00:17:37,954 Cheryl, do you mind showing me 406 00:17:37,959 --> 00:17:40,044 the, uh, light fixtures in the kitchen? 407 00:17:40,049 --> 00:17:41,970 They were so beautiful. 408 00:17:42,232 --> 00:17:44,401 So, this is your better idea? 409 00:17:44,406 --> 00:17:45,699 Yeah, I knew it was a sign 410 00:17:45,704 --> 00:17:47,900 when I saw that huge crocodile across the parking lot. 411 00:17:47,905 --> 00:17:49,407 This is where we're gonna have fun. 412 00:17:49,412 --> 00:17:51,510 No, the only thing we're getting here is a stomachache. 413 00:17:51,514 --> 00:17:52,808 You see, that's what I'm talking about. 414 00:17:52,812 --> 00:17:55,356 We hate-watched the final season of "Game of Thrones," 415 00:17:55,361 --> 00:17:58,990 and we are going to hate-eat at Crocodilze with a "Z." 416 00:18:01,952 --> 00:18:04,329 See your waiter, alligator. 417 00:18:06,758 --> 00:18:08,439 Restaurant bullies. I'm in. 418 00:18:16,850 --> 00:18:18,626 Oh, no. What are we gonna do? 419 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:19,658 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 420 00:18:19,662 --> 00:18:20,806 Don't worry. 421 00:18:20,811 --> 00:18:23,048 I got your back, right? 422 00:18:23,053 --> 00:18:25,111 Gary, do you want to see the bedrooms? 423 00:18:25,116 --> 00:18:29,048 Uh, actually, I need to see the bathroom. 424 00:18:30,101 --> 00:18:32,384 It's the most important room in the house, 425 00:18:32,389 --> 00:18:33,766 am I right? 426 00:18:49,079 --> 00:18:51,376 Take anything you want. There's some money in the safe. 427 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,798 We don't want your money. 428 00:18:52,803 --> 00:18:54,235 We're here because we know what you did. 429 00:18:54,239 --> 00:18:55,783 I-I don't know... I-I don't know what you're talking about. 430 00:18:55,787 --> 00:18:57,873 Yeah, you do. And if I were you, 431 00:18:57,878 --> 00:18:59,255 I would start telling the truth right now. 432 00:18:59,259 --> 00:19:01,047 - I am. I swear. - Hey! 433 00:19:02,323 --> 00:19:05,109 I want to hear you say what you did to those girls. 434 00:19:05,114 --> 00:19:06,449 Girls? W-What... What girls? 435 00:19:06,454 --> 00:19:08,469 I-I don't know what you're talking about. 436 00:19:11,255 --> 00:19:13,039 Please! Okay, don't hurt me. 437 00:19:13,044 --> 00:19:14,254 Please. 438 00:19:14,259 --> 00:19:15,760 Next time, I do that to your head! 439 00:19:15,765 --> 00:19:17,351 Okay, okay, fine. Fine, fine, fine. 440 00:19:17,355 --> 00:19:21,195 I had a couple of students come over here in bathing suits. 441 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:24,875 A few times, things might have gone a little too far. 442 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,799 But I didn't hurt them, I swear. 443 00:19:26,804 --> 00:19:28,320 What about Layla? 444 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,664 Hey, I-I can't see you, 445 00:19:32,669 --> 00:19:34,250 so I-I don't know who you are. 446 00:19:34,255 --> 00:19:37,586 I want you... to look at me! 447 00:19:38,424 --> 00:19:40,176 No, I'm not looking. 448 00:19:40,181 --> 00:19:41,851 I can't see you. 449 00:19:42,105 --> 00:19:44,203 I want you to look at me 450 00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:46,922 and tell me what you did to my daughter. 451 00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:55,933 You okay in there? 452 00:19:58,017 --> 00:20:00,337 Checking the water pressure! 453 00:20:08,345 --> 00:20:10,698 Shall we take our Butterbeers to go? 454 00:20:10,703 --> 00:20:12,121 We shall. 455 00:20:18,577 --> 00:20:21,527 I'm sorry. I should have made something more sophisticated. 456 00:20:21,532 --> 00:20:22,532 Are you kidding? 457 00:20:22,537 --> 00:20:24,872 Floppy, greasy pizza's my jam. 458 00:20:26,572 --> 00:20:28,433 Same. 459 00:20:29,374 --> 00:20:32,627 "I want you in all my tomorrows." 460 00:20:32,635 --> 00:20:34,324 What? 461 00:20:34,992 --> 00:20:37,418 From "Clear Water Down." 462 00:20:37,423 --> 00:20:39,008 You know, the final scene, when you... 463 00:20:39,013 --> 00:20:40,514 You pull your husband from the water 464 00:20:40,519 --> 00:20:43,035 and you bring him back with CPR? 465 00:20:43,218 --> 00:20:45,262 Oh. Right. 466 00:20:45,267 --> 00:20:46,477 Great memory. 467 00:20:48,935 --> 00:20:50,228 I'm sorry. 468 00:20:50,233 --> 00:20:53,236 I know I've been acting like a weirdo. 469 00:20:53,498 --> 00:20:54,958 I just have to admit... 470 00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:57,007 I am a huge fan. 471 00:20:57,012 --> 00:20:59,561 I was obsessed with "Days of Our Lives" during law school. 472 00:20:59,566 --> 00:21:01,526 I loved your character, 473 00:21:01,531 --> 00:21:04,363 and I was so sad when the bee swarm took you out. 474 00:21:04,820 --> 00:21:06,364 I sound so dumb. 475 00:21:06,369 --> 00:21:07,912 Not at all. 476 00:21:07,917 --> 00:21:09,585 I appreciate it. 477 00:21:09,590 --> 00:21:10,967 I was obsessed with the show, too, 478 00:21:10,972 --> 00:21:12,644 before I booked the role. 479 00:21:12,649 --> 00:21:13,942 When I first met Deidre Hall, 480 00:21:13,947 --> 00:21:16,535 I could barely even make eye contact. 481 00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:19,585 I told her it was nice to meet me, too. 482 00:21:22,595 --> 00:21:24,840 I was so stressed out about meeting you. 483 00:21:24,845 --> 00:21:27,105 See those flowers? I-I moved them four times. 484 00:21:27,110 --> 00:21:29,972 And let me guess... You are a shoe-free home? 485 00:21:30,118 --> 00:21:31,906 Theo was so confused. 486 00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:35,996 Oh, no, you can leave them on. 487 00:21:36,001 --> 00:21:37,550 Absolutely not. 488 00:21:37,555 --> 00:21:38,848 I appreciate your honesty. 489 00:21:38,853 --> 00:21:40,188 I am not some fragile diva. 490 00:21:40,193 --> 00:21:42,160 I can abide by the rules of the house. 491 00:21:42,165 --> 00:21:44,761 I assume you have some Prada slippers I can borrow? 492 00:21:44,766 --> 00:21:45,847 Um... 493 00:21:45,852 --> 00:21:47,437 I'm kidding. 494 00:21:49,366 --> 00:21:51,076 Look at your face! 495 00:21:54,907 --> 00:21:56,409 Mmm. 496 00:21:56,414 --> 00:21:58,043 That looks so gross. 497 00:21:58,048 --> 00:22:00,793 What's gross is how delicious it is. 498 00:22:01,707 --> 00:22:04,144 The four-cheese blend is perfect. 499 00:22:04,149 --> 00:22:06,401 Caramelized onions don't overpower, 500 00:22:06,406 --> 00:22:08,207 and there's a hint of Dijon. 501 00:22:09,047 --> 00:22:11,633 Dijon. Why didn't I ever think of that? 502 00:22:11,638 --> 00:22:12,966 Well, if it makes you feel any better, 503 00:22:12,970 --> 00:22:14,590 the chicken Parm... Terrible. 504 00:22:14,595 --> 00:22:15,763 Mm, mm-hmm. 505 00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:16,768 You don't have to lie... 506 00:22:16,773 --> 00:22:18,418 You're practically inhaling it. 507 00:22:18,423 --> 00:22:21,801 Well, in that case, you gotta try this. 508 00:22:21,806 --> 00:22:23,261 Take a bite... Little one, okay? 509 00:22:23,266 --> 00:22:25,004 - I need this stuff. - Mm-hmm. 510 00:22:30,161 --> 00:22:32,205 We can't even hate-eat at this place. 511 00:22:32,210 --> 00:22:33,488 I'm sorry, babe. 512 00:22:33,771 --> 00:22:35,019 Mm-hmm. 513 00:22:35,024 --> 00:22:36,035 This was a bad idea. 514 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:38,250 Yeah, it really was. 515 00:22:38,255 --> 00:22:40,925 But that's okay, 'cause I got my revenge. 516 00:22:40,930 --> 00:22:42,652 I told the hostess it's your birthday. 517 00:22:42,657 --> 00:22:43,657 You didn't. 518 00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:45,793 See your waiter, alligator. 519 00:22:46,203 --> 00:22:47,902 ? We swung from jungle vines ? 520 00:22:47,907 --> 00:22:49,574 ? We slithered river miles ? 521 00:22:49,579 --> 00:22:50,955 ? To wish you happy birthday ? 522 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:53,441 ? From crocodilze smilez, hey! ? 523 00:22:53,446 --> 00:22:54,755 Smile. 524 00:22:55,941 --> 00:22:57,658 Well-played, Gina. 525 00:22:59,923 --> 00:23:01,324 Gina?! 526 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:02,832 Teddy? 527 00:23:02,973 --> 00:23:04,082 Crocodile Keith? 528 00:23:04,087 --> 00:23:06,214 Oh. Oh. 529 00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:08,103 29... 530 00:23:09,859 --> 00:23:11,050 ... and 30. 531 00:23:11,055 --> 00:23:13,141 Darcy wasn't kidding when she said you were tough. 532 00:23:13,146 --> 00:23:16,482 Oh, so, there were some compliments thrown in there? 533 00:23:17,602 --> 00:23:19,019 What else did she say about me? 534 00:23:19,024 --> 00:23:20,900 Well, that you got this killer ass 535 00:23:20,905 --> 00:23:22,840 that no one gets to see anymore. 536 00:23:22,845 --> 00:23:24,325 Alright, she may not have said that part, 537 00:23:24,329 --> 00:23:26,373 but she thought it. She definitely thought it. 538 00:23:27,470 --> 00:23:29,105 So, uh... 539 00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:32,019 how did you end up in there? 540 00:23:32,024 --> 00:23:33,129 Wow. That's personal. 541 00:23:33,134 --> 00:23:34,919 We've only known each other for, like, what, five minutes? 542 00:23:34,923 --> 00:23:36,496 I'm sorry, I didn't... 543 00:23:36,501 --> 00:23:38,652 Hey, I'm messing with you. 544 00:23:38,730 --> 00:23:39,785 - Yeah. - I'm an open book. 545 00:23:39,790 --> 00:23:41,824 Tell you what... You give me a few more, 546 00:23:41,829 --> 00:23:44,511 I'll tell you the whole sob story. 547 00:23:44,516 --> 00:23:45,684 Okay. 548 00:23:47,913 --> 00:23:49,371 Yep. 549 00:23:49,376 --> 00:23:52,676 So, uh, what was it, huh? 550 00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:54,777 Car? Bus? 551 00:23:54,973 --> 00:23:56,766 Evil Knievel stunt gone wrong? 552 00:23:56,771 --> 00:23:59,027 Mnh-mnh. Much more exciting... 553 00:23:59,032 --> 00:24:00,535 step-ladder. 554 00:24:02,035 --> 00:24:03,566 What? 555 00:24:05,233 --> 00:24:08,236 I was changing a light bulb at my girlfriend's place, 556 00:24:08,241 --> 00:24:11,011 and I could have sworn that thing had only two steps. 557 00:24:11,016 --> 00:24:15,004 I took a step back to what I thought was the ground, but it wasn't, 558 00:24:15,332 --> 00:24:17,254 and I felt something snap in my back. 559 00:24:17,259 --> 00:24:19,449 I tried to walk it off for a couple hours. 560 00:24:19,454 --> 00:24:22,457 Two days later, I couldn't feel anything from the waist down. 561 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,386 That was it. 562 00:24:27,269 --> 00:24:29,646 You know, I don't tell everyone the real story 563 00:24:29,651 --> 00:24:32,279 'cause they're always just disappointed. 564 00:24:32,367 --> 00:24:35,496 I mean, it's not as sexy as a hit-and-run. 565 00:24:37,954 --> 00:24:40,790 Well, at least you know who to be angry at. 566 00:24:40,927 --> 00:24:42,683 Who's that? 567 00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:45,906 Guy who doesn't know how to use a step-ladder. 568 00:24:45,911 --> 00:24:47,329 Oh. 569 00:24:47,334 --> 00:24:48,669 Alright. 570 00:24:48,674 --> 00:24:50,254 Okay. If that's how it's gonna be. 571 00:24:50,259 --> 00:24:53,220 Hey, next time, maybe use a crosswalk? 572 00:24:53,225 --> 00:24:54,226 I don't know. 573 00:24:54,231 --> 00:24:55,519 Okay, we're done. We're done! 574 00:24:55,524 --> 00:24:57,401 Oh, no... we are done when I say we're done. 575 00:24:57,406 --> 00:25:00,519 Left hand this time. A-five, six, seven, eight. 576 00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,371 Can't you just see it? 577 00:25:02,376 --> 00:25:04,253 A crib could go over here... 578 00:25:04,258 --> 00:25:05,746 Hypothetically speaking, of course. 579 00:25:05,751 --> 00:25:07,295 But I could totally see it. 580 00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:08,426 Before it's the baby's room, 581 00:25:08,431 --> 00:25:10,035 it could be the makin'-babies room. 582 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:11,125 Ooh. 583 00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:13,308 Uh... 584 00:25:13,313 --> 00:25:15,402 are there broken shards of glass in your pocket, 585 00:25:15,407 --> 00:25:16,754 or are you just happy to see me? 586 00:25:16,759 --> 00:25:17,957 Um... Uh... 587 00:25:17,962 --> 00:25:20,261 Oh, my God. What happened? 588 00:25:20,598 --> 00:25:23,976 Liam knocked over the very special one. 589 00:25:23,981 --> 00:25:25,926 Okay, so, that's why you were acting weird in the bathroom. 590 00:25:25,930 --> 00:25:27,723 Don't worry. Cheryl didn't see. 591 00:25:27,728 --> 00:25:29,105 I covered for him. 592 00:25:29,110 --> 00:25:31,019 You "covered" for him? 593 00:25:31,191 --> 00:25:33,847 Well, when I say it, it sounds way cooler. 594 00:25:34,476 --> 00:25:37,229 He's my bud. I gotta have his back. 595 00:25:37,315 --> 00:25:39,108 I know that you want to be Liam's friend, 596 00:25:39,113 --> 00:25:41,991 and I appreciate that you were trying to protect him, 597 00:25:41,996 --> 00:25:44,915 but sometimes that means helping him face the consequences, 598 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:46,558 no matter how scary. 599 00:25:46,563 --> 00:25:49,251 And that's not just for Liam... That's for any child 600 00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:50,746 that we bring into this world. 601 00:25:51,093 --> 00:25:52,175 Do you know what I mean? 602 00:25:52,180 --> 00:25:53,807 I do now. 603 00:25:55,444 --> 00:25:57,636 Did you know your son broke one of my figurines? 604 00:25:57,641 --> 00:25:59,601 Yes, and we are very sorry. 605 00:25:59,606 --> 00:26:02,832 Don't be. I've been looking at that hideous thing for 20 years. 606 00:26:02,844 --> 00:26:05,222 I've never had an excuse to get rid of it until now. 607 00:26:05,227 --> 00:26:09,273 More importantly, he came and apologized. 608 00:26:09,316 --> 00:26:12,027 That kind of honesty is very rare. 609 00:26:12,032 --> 00:26:14,284 Well, trust me, he gets it all from her. 610 00:26:14,289 --> 00:26:16,833 Well, whatever you're doing to raise such a great son, 611 00:26:16,838 --> 00:26:19,824 I want you to keep doing it... in this house. 612 00:26:20,495 --> 00:26:21,913 - It's yours. - No way. 613 00:26:21,918 --> 00:26:24,087 Oh, my God! Thank you so much. 614 00:26:24,092 --> 00:26:26,800 - Oh, my God! - Ahhh! 615 00:26:26,805 --> 00:26:29,699 Cheryl, get over here. Come on, you're changing lives. 616 00:26:29,704 --> 00:26:30,830 Let's do this. 617 00:26:30,835 --> 00:26:32,420 Ohhh! 618 00:26:32,425 --> 00:26:33,677 Ow. 619 00:26:34,677 --> 00:26:35,720 I'm sorry. 620 00:26:35,725 --> 00:26:37,472 I'm just so happy. 621 00:26:37,868 --> 00:26:39,175 There was this woman, 622 00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:41,432 and we were together every single day. 623 00:26:41,437 --> 00:26:43,690 And then, she was just gone. 624 00:26:43,907 --> 00:26:45,605 Her name was Dr. Stacy, 625 00:26:45,610 --> 00:26:47,601 and she got replaced by an uptight... 626 00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:49,832 - I thought we screen these. - Oh, we do. 627 00:26:49,837 --> 00:26:52,172 He said he was calling about abandonment issues. 628 00:26:52,177 --> 00:26:54,105 Two minutes to traffic and weather. 629 00:26:55,386 --> 00:26:56,800 Alright. 630 00:26:56,805 --> 00:26:58,640 I get it. I'm the new kid. 631 00:26:58,645 --> 00:27:00,230 You're hazing me. 632 00:27:00,235 --> 00:27:02,488 But you should know that I started a new school 633 00:27:02,493 --> 00:27:04,745 at 9 years old with headgear and a back brace, 634 00:27:04,750 --> 00:27:06,761 so bring it. 635 00:27:07,224 --> 00:27:09,602 You're In The Room With Dr. Bloom. 636 00:27:09,704 --> 00:27:10,830 Hi. 637 00:27:10,835 --> 00:27:13,199 Um, am I on? 638 00:27:13,322 --> 00:27:14,907 Yeah, alright, who's this? 639 00:27:14,912 --> 00:27:16,550 Is this, uh, Seymour Butts, 640 00:27:16,555 --> 00:27:18,254 or Ivana Tinkle, 641 00:27:18,259 --> 00:27:19,927 - which... - Oh, no. 642 00:27:19,932 --> 00:27:22,394 My name is Jonah... Jonah St... 643 00:27:22,399 --> 00:27:24,504 Oh, d... Uh, no. Don't say your name. 644 00:27:24,509 --> 00:27:26,058 I'm so sorry. 645 00:27:26,063 --> 00:27:27,731 Uh... 646 00:27:27,736 --> 00:27:29,280 go ahead, Jonah. 647 00:27:29,479 --> 00:27:30,777 Okay. 648 00:27:30,782 --> 00:27:34,207 I-I called because I'm scared. 649 00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:36,447 What is scaring you? 650 00:27:36,705 --> 00:27:38,613 My mom drinks a lot. 651 00:27:38,618 --> 00:27:40,574 Sometimes she drives. 652 00:27:40,579 --> 00:27:42,629 Jonah, are you safe right now? 653 00:27:43,219 --> 00:27:44,929 Yeah. 654 00:27:44,934 --> 00:27:46,769 My mom's at work. 655 00:27:46,928 --> 00:27:48,805 I'm home with my brother and uncle. 656 00:27:48,946 --> 00:27:50,605 They don't know I'm calling. 657 00:27:50,637 --> 00:27:51,980 I see. 658 00:27:51,985 --> 00:27:54,886 And are you ever in the car with your mom 659 00:27:54,891 --> 00:27:56,441 when she's been drinking? 660 00:27:56,446 --> 00:27:58,738 She doesn't drive with us in the car... 661 00:27:59,778 --> 00:28:01,572 but I want her to be safe, too. 662 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,637 Of course you do. 663 00:28:03,642 --> 00:28:05,074 Have you told her that? 664 00:28:05,079 --> 00:28:07,540 Once. It made her cry. 665 00:28:07,545 --> 00:28:09,297 She gets sad a lot. 666 00:28:09,302 --> 00:28:10,582 But when she's happy, 667 00:28:10,587 --> 00:28:12,506 she's the best mom in the world. 668 00:28:12,511 --> 00:28:15,772 It must be hard not to know which person you're gonna get. 669 00:28:16,605 --> 00:28:18,402 It is. 670 00:28:18,524 --> 00:28:23,121 Well, I want you to know that you've done nothing wrong, 671 00:28:23,126 --> 00:28:27,082 and what is going on with her is not your fault. 672 00:28:27,268 --> 00:28:29,979 We all need help sometimes, and your mom is no different. 673 00:28:29,984 --> 00:28:31,668 How do I get her help? 674 00:28:31,673 --> 00:28:34,730 Well, you reaching out is a great first step. 675 00:28:34,735 --> 00:28:36,433 I'm proud of you. 676 00:28:36,526 --> 00:28:39,894 Maggie, it's time for traffic and weather. 677 00:28:41,311 --> 00:28:43,730 Jonah, is there another adult in your life 678 00:28:43,735 --> 00:28:45,237 you feel safe talking to? 679 00:28:45,242 --> 00:28:47,494 Uh, maybe my uncle? 680 00:28:50,633 --> 00:28:53,027 Jonah, d-don't go anywhere. 681 00:28:53,032 --> 00:28:54,659 For our listeners, you're gonna have to wait 682 00:28:54,663 --> 00:28:57,972 to the next half-hour for your weather and traffic report. 683 00:28:59,358 --> 00:29:00,699 You can't do that. 684 00:29:00,704 --> 00:29:01,789 Hello? 685 00:29:01,794 --> 00:29:03,199 Are you there? 686 00:29:03,204 --> 00:29:05,040 Yes, I am here, Jonah. 687 00:29:05,045 --> 00:29:07,172 Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere. 688 00:29:18,189 --> 00:29:20,087 Ah, wow. 689 00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:21,216 It is so good to see you guys. 690 00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:23,285 Ah, you too, Teddy. 691 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,480 And Happy Birthday, by the way. 692 00:29:25,485 --> 00:29:27,511 I never knew you were a Leo! I'm an Aries! 693 00:29:27,516 --> 00:29:29,496 That explains why we always got along so well. 694 00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:30,919 A-Actually, it's not. 695 00:29:30,924 --> 00:29:32,134 Totally... 696 00:29:33,452 --> 00:29:34,995 It's not his birthday. 697 00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:36,597 Oh. 698 00:29:36,602 --> 00:29:38,395 To be honest... 699 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,449 I had an interview this morning 700 00:29:40,454 --> 00:29:42,027 at the Crocodilze across town, 701 00:29:42,032 --> 00:29:44,993 and, uh, didn't seem like they were that into me, 702 00:29:44,998 --> 00:29:47,605 so we came here to be brats about it. 703 00:29:48,216 --> 00:29:50,777 Yeah, sorry. I know, that's not cool. 704 00:29:50,782 --> 00:29:52,379 No, no, no, no. I get it. 705 00:29:52,384 --> 00:29:54,550 And, look, this place isn't as fancy as Someday, 706 00:29:54,555 --> 00:29:56,738 but it's a gig. And right now, 707 00:29:56,743 --> 00:29:58,912 I'm just happy with the steady paycheck. 708 00:29:58,917 --> 00:30:01,636 But they make you do double duty as Crocodile Keith. 709 00:30:01,641 --> 00:30:03,514 - That's pretty rough. - "Make me"? 710 00:30:03,519 --> 00:30:06,319 No, I-I asked if I could be Crocodile Keith. 711 00:30:06,324 --> 00:30:07,561 - Oh. - Yeah! 712 00:30:07,566 --> 00:30:09,137 I get to come out here for all the birthdays 713 00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:10,952 and put a smile on people's faces. 714 00:30:10,957 --> 00:30:14,780 I mean, it's why I got into hospitality in the first place. 715 00:30:15,151 --> 00:30:19,085 And, hey, the Crocodilze across town does suck. 716 00:30:19,915 --> 00:30:23,468 But, um, one of my roommates is a manager here. 717 00:30:23,473 --> 00:30:26,935 So, if you want in, I can make it happen. 718 00:30:26,940 --> 00:30:29,429 And by the way, the employee discount here is... 719 00:30:29,434 --> 00:30:32,020 insane! 720 00:30:33,373 --> 00:30:34,541 Hmm. 721 00:30:35,597 --> 00:30:38,446 Your husband had a baby with another woman? 722 00:30:38,860 --> 00:30:41,000 No wonder you stopped watching "Days of Our Lives." 723 00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:43,425 You had all the soap opera you needed in real life. 724 00:30:45,061 --> 00:30:46,646 Well, at least my divorce didn't end up 725 00:30:46,651 --> 00:30:48,657 on the cover of Us Weekly. 726 00:30:49,779 --> 00:30:51,578 Not that I read that trash. 727 00:30:51,795 --> 00:30:53,756 Only when I'm at the salon. 728 00:30:53,930 --> 00:30:55,352 And the doctor. 729 00:30:55,357 --> 00:30:56,581 And the dentist. 730 00:30:58,271 --> 00:31:00,565 Well, with Dennis and me, 731 00:31:00,570 --> 00:31:03,453 it wasn't as dramatic as those tabloids made it look. 732 00:31:04,359 --> 00:31:06,282 He's a great dad. 733 00:31:06,571 --> 00:31:09,500 But I knew I was only staying in it for Kiana. 734 00:31:10,395 --> 00:31:12,480 Eventually, she was going to leave, 735 00:31:12,485 --> 00:31:14,883 and he and I would be two strangers 736 00:31:14,888 --> 00:31:16,563 staring back at each other. 737 00:31:17,258 --> 00:31:20,261 Do you ever worry about the story 738 00:31:20,266 --> 00:31:25,039 we're telling our kids about relationships and commitment? 739 00:31:25,044 --> 00:31:27,089 I mean, my parents stayed together their whole lives 740 00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:28,946 until my dad passed away. 741 00:31:28,951 --> 00:31:30,995 My parents are still together... 742 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,571 but they're not happy. 743 00:31:32,576 --> 00:31:35,610 My mom always says, "A vow is a vow." 744 00:31:36,035 --> 00:31:39,121 Which is why it was so hard for me to leave Dennis. 745 00:31:39,348 --> 00:31:43,586 But I didn't want to set that same example for Kiana. 746 00:31:43,830 --> 00:31:48,328 I want her to know that her own happiness is important. 747 00:31:49,604 --> 00:31:52,940 And that's the story that you're writing for Theo. 748 00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:57,738 Cheers to that. 749 00:31:59,889 --> 00:32:01,933 Gotta love root beer. 750 00:32:02,096 --> 00:32:04,265 Well, you know that's a twist cap, right? 751 00:32:04,270 --> 00:32:05,729 Oh, yeah, I know. 752 00:32:05,734 --> 00:32:07,444 But you're gonna want to use that move 753 00:32:07,449 --> 00:32:08,907 when you start dating again, 754 00:32:08,912 --> 00:32:11,071 'cause it never fails to impress the ladies. 755 00:32:11,271 --> 00:32:12,602 Uh-huh. 756 00:32:12,607 --> 00:32:16,891 So, you and the girlfriend with the broken light bulb... 757 00:32:16,896 --> 00:32:18,314 You guys make it? 758 00:32:18,506 --> 00:32:19,883 Nah. 759 00:32:19,888 --> 00:32:21,431 I mean, we tried at first. 760 00:32:21,436 --> 00:32:23,157 It was her way of dealing with the guilt. 761 00:32:23,162 --> 00:32:24,664 - Mm. - But, ultimately, 762 00:32:24,669 --> 00:32:26,500 life with a partner who uses a chair 763 00:32:26,505 --> 00:32:29,539 just wasn't the way she played Barbies when she was little. 764 00:32:29,544 --> 00:32:31,453 Well, I'm sorry. 765 00:32:31,458 --> 00:32:32,695 Well, I'm not. 766 00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:34,165 If we'd stayed together in the long run, 767 00:32:34,169 --> 00:32:36,421 I'd be dealing with a wheelchair and alimony. 768 00:32:39,491 --> 00:32:41,618 How are you so okay with all of this? 769 00:32:41,814 --> 00:32:43,828 Oh, I have my bad days. 770 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:47,127 I mean, look, man, having to use a wheelchair... 771 00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:49,352 Yeah, it can totally suck sometimes. 772 00:32:49,357 --> 00:32:51,359 Everyday things that you used to take for granted 773 00:32:51,364 --> 00:32:53,258 are so much harder now. 774 00:32:53,576 --> 00:32:57,203 But... I love what I do. 775 00:32:57,503 --> 00:32:59,223 And I don't know if that would have been the case 776 00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:00,946 if I didn't get injured. 777 00:33:00,951 --> 00:33:02,774 So, now I get to spend my life 778 00:33:02,779 --> 00:33:04,571 helping people get their lives back. 779 00:33:06,414 --> 00:33:09,959 Speaking of, from what Darcy tells me... 780 00:33:09,964 --> 00:33:13,282 Yeah, you've been in recovery phase one long enough. 781 00:33:13,287 --> 00:33:14,997 It's time for phase two. 782 00:33:15,002 --> 00:33:16,337 What is phase two? 783 00:33:16,342 --> 00:33:17,453 Get a job. 784 00:33:17,458 --> 00:33:19,877 Something out in the world that's low-stakes. 785 00:33:19,882 --> 00:33:23,135 You just want to clock in, clock out, build confidence. 786 00:33:25,490 --> 00:33:27,459 Start looking at the future. 787 00:33:33,824 --> 00:33:38,412 Well, it was a rocky start, but we found our way. 788 00:33:38,544 --> 00:33:41,631 I want to thank Jonah for being so brave, 789 00:33:41,636 --> 00:33:44,715 and, in doing so, helping me to be brave. 790 00:33:44,779 --> 00:33:47,907 This has been "In the Room With Dr. Bloom." 791 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,376 Talk to you tomorrow. 792 00:33:57,977 --> 00:33:59,354 You can't just cancel my segment. 793 00:33:59,359 --> 00:34:00,694 What was that... Some kind of ratings ploy? 794 00:34:00,698 --> 00:34:02,033 No, of course not. 795 00:34:02,038 --> 00:34:04,082 There was a child that needed my help. 796 00:34:04,087 --> 00:34:05,786 That doesn't give you a right to break the rules. 797 00:34:05,790 --> 00:34:07,441 Well, what should I have done? 798 00:34:07,446 --> 00:34:09,156 Told him to call back tomorrow? 799 00:34:09,161 --> 00:34:10,663 It was important. 800 00:34:10,668 --> 00:34:11,840 So was traffic and weather. 801 00:34:11,845 --> 00:34:13,556 Okay, well, if somebody needs to know it's raining, 802 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:15,480 they can look outside. 803 00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:18,863 I've done six reports in the morning 804 00:34:18,868 --> 00:34:20,801 and six in the afternoon 805 00:34:20,806 --> 00:34:24,059 every single weekday for the last two years. 806 00:34:24,168 --> 00:34:25,836 People depend on it. 807 00:34:25,841 --> 00:34:27,239 The mom who's rushing from a meeting 808 00:34:27,243 --> 00:34:29,058 to get to her kid's soccer game? 809 00:34:29,286 --> 00:34:32,163 If she doesn't know to take side streets and avoid Route 9, 810 00:34:32,168 --> 00:34:33,652 she's gonna be late, 811 00:34:33,657 --> 00:34:35,301 sending a message to her kid 812 00:34:35,306 --> 00:34:37,621 that he's not the most important thing in her life. 813 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,782 What I do matters. 814 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,082 You're right. 815 00:34:48,578 --> 00:34:50,136 I'm sorry. 816 00:34:51,292 --> 00:34:53,712 I didn't think about it that way. 817 00:34:59,973 --> 00:35:01,558 Is the kid okay? 818 00:35:03,138 --> 00:35:06,259 Yeah, I, uh, connected with his uncle 819 00:35:06,264 --> 00:35:09,680 and got them some resources they need to get help. 820 00:35:10,820 --> 00:35:12,227 Good. 821 00:35:13,082 --> 00:35:15,352 But don't ever do that to me again. 822 00:35:18,896 --> 00:35:21,481 Yeah, I know it was a long day for you. 823 00:35:22,659 --> 00:35:24,321 But you're gonna love this new place. 824 00:35:24,618 --> 00:35:26,337 So much grass. 825 00:35:26,342 --> 00:35:28,055 Basically a Phish concert. 826 00:35:28,571 --> 00:35:30,239 Oh. 827 00:35:42,825 --> 00:35:44,782 We need to talk. 828 00:35:50,899 --> 00:35:52,025 What the hell are you doing here? 829 00:35:52,029 --> 00:35:53,198 You know we can't be seen together. 830 00:35:53,202 --> 00:35:54,970 Please... Please, just give me a minute. 831 00:35:56,023 --> 00:35:57,758 - We need to talk. - No, we don't. 832 00:35:57,771 --> 00:35:59,481 We had a plan. This isn't it. 833 00:35:59,486 --> 00:36:01,149 I want you to look at me! 834 00:36:02,191 --> 00:36:05,571 Tell me what you did to my daughter. 835 00:36:05,576 --> 00:36:06,660 Did you hurt her? 836 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,282 No, no, I... 837 00:36:10,152 --> 00:36:11,904 I would never... never... 838 00:36:11,909 --> 00:36:13,577 I would never hurt Layla. 839 00:36:13,689 --> 00:36:15,400 I swear to you. 840 00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:17,688 - I-I loved her. - You what?! 841 00:36:17,693 --> 00:36:20,529 You didn't love my daughter! 842 00:36:20,534 --> 00:36:22,745 I love my daughter, I love my daughter, 843 00:36:22,750 --> 00:36:23,919 and you took her away from me. 844 00:36:23,923 --> 00:36:25,424 No. No, I didn't. 845 00:36:25,429 --> 00:36:28,099 You took everything away from me. 846 00:36:28,104 --> 00:36:29,509 Aah! 847 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:32,243 Hey, hey, hey! Easy. Remember the plan. 848 00:36:32,248 --> 00:36:34,446 I don't care! I don't care! 849 00:36:34,451 --> 00:36:35,884 Did you hear what he just said? 850 00:36:35,889 --> 00:36:37,474 He did this to her. He got in her head. 851 00:36:37,479 --> 00:36:39,150 He was the reason she... 852 00:36:43,029 --> 00:36:44,614 Go home. 853 00:36:47,295 --> 00:36:48,845 Christopher. 854 00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:54,462 I'm gonna get him to tell me what he did to my daughter, 855 00:36:54,852 --> 00:36:58,079 and that's between him and me and no one else. 856 00:36:59,091 --> 00:37:00,927 Go home. 857 00:37:08,824 --> 00:37:10,492 After you went home, 858 00:37:10,671 --> 00:37:12,445 I got him to tell me... 859 00:37:12,994 --> 00:37:15,046 what he did to Layla. 860 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,147 And I just... 861 00:37:18,911 --> 00:37:20,492 I just lost it. 862 00:37:20,497 --> 00:37:23,046 Something in me snapped. I couldn't help it. 863 00:37:23,991 --> 00:37:25,320 What do we do? 864 00:37:25,325 --> 00:37:26,890 "Do"? We do nothing. 865 00:37:26,895 --> 00:37:28,609 We keep our heads down. 866 00:37:28,614 --> 00:37:30,242 But I can't stop thinking about it, 867 00:37:30,247 --> 00:37:33,007 and I'm worried that Georgia can tell that something is going on. 868 00:37:33,012 --> 00:37:35,598 That's because you're acting like something is going on. 869 00:37:36,797 --> 00:37:41,156 You know how Peter did what he did to Layla and Sophie 870 00:37:41,161 --> 00:37:43,023 without giving it a second thought? 871 00:37:43,028 --> 00:37:45,445 That's what you need to do right now. 872 00:37:45,450 --> 00:37:48,661 And what if he wakes up and he says something? 873 00:37:48,743 --> 00:37:50,453 What if he doesn't? 874 00:37:52,622 --> 00:37:54,476 We can never meet like this again. 875 00:37:54,481 --> 00:37:55,815 You understand? 876 00:37:58,832 --> 00:38:00,937 You don't know me. 877 00:38:17,335 --> 00:38:20,588 Did you know she met Daniel Radcliffe in real life? 878 00:38:20,593 --> 00:38:22,559 She was calling him "Dan." 879 00:38:23,782 --> 00:38:25,325 Sounds like you two had a good time. 880 00:38:25,330 --> 00:38:27,410 Mom, she's amazing. 881 00:38:27,542 --> 00:38:30,934 Wait. I want to save the little table from the box. 882 00:38:33,356 --> 00:38:35,715 Can we hang out with them again soon? 883 00:38:35,925 --> 00:38:38,261 Yeah, I think we should. 884 00:38:38,403 --> 00:38:40,348 It's nice making new friends, isn't it? 885 00:38:40,353 --> 00:38:41,777 Mm-hmm. 886 00:38:41,863 --> 00:38:43,238 Yeah. 887 00:38:43,954 --> 00:38:45,539 Be in my room. 888 00:38:51,541 --> 00:38:54,305 Babe, I'm sorry our fun day kind of sucked, 889 00:38:54,310 --> 00:38:57,774 but on the bright side, we have leftovers for days. 890 00:38:57,915 --> 00:38:59,667 Check out the look on your face. 891 00:39:00,586 --> 00:39:01,837 Let me see. 892 00:39:04,397 --> 00:39:06,190 Oh, man. 893 00:39:06,331 --> 00:39:07,832 Thank you. 894 00:39:08,430 --> 00:39:10,837 For making me laugh today. 895 00:39:12,571 --> 00:39:15,282 I think I understand the reason people like Crocodilze. 896 00:39:15,287 --> 00:39:20,376 It's comfortable and familiar and it's always there. 897 00:39:20,465 --> 00:39:21,966 Kind of like you and me. 898 00:39:21,971 --> 00:39:23,389 Mm. 899 00:39:23,394 --> 00:39:25,188 You saying I'm like your chicken Parm? 900 00:39:25,193 --> 00:39:26,860 Mmm, yep. 901 00:39:27,529 --> 00:39:29,028 Just as delicious, too. 902 00:39:31,629 --> 00:39:33,366 I think I'm gonna take the job. 903 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:34,647 You sure? 904 00:39:34,652 --> 00:39:36,897 - You don't have to rush into anything. - No, I know. 905 00:39:36,902 --> 00:39:40,072 But it might be nice just clocking in and clocking out for a while. 906 00:39:40,587 --> 00:39:43,227 And getting to buy some cool pins to make sure my flair's on point. 907 00:39:43,536 --> 00:39:45,717 I might even get one custom-made. 908 00:39:46,005 --> 00:39:48,312 "Ask me the difference between alligators and crocodiles." 909 00:39:48,317 --> 00:39:51,111 Ooh, I like this plan. 910 00:39:51,629 --> 00:39:53,648 A lot of our Halpert's employees even shop here 911 00:39:53,652 --> 00:39:55,836 when they're not working because of how good the discount is. 912 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,133 Everyone's welcome here. 913 00:39:57,138 --> 00:39:59,934 Your, uh, condition will in no way affect, 914 00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:03,318 uh, our decision regarding your employment here at Halpert's. 915 00:40:13,557 --> 00:40:15,226 I'm the one who hit you. 916 00:40:15,617 --> 00:40:16,868 Hey, stop! 917 00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:18,249 I know you know who I am! 918 00:40:18,254 --> 00:40:19,576 Hey! 919 00:40:20,975 --> 00:40:22,849 Hi, I'm... 920 00:40:22,854 --> 00:40:24,250 I'm sorry, I was just... 921 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:26,388 What? You were just staring at me, yeah? 922 00:40:26,528 --> 00:40:28,513 I know, I just... 923 00:40:28,518 --> 00:40:30,529 You're Eddie Saville. 924 00:40:32,341 --> 00:40:35,169 I'm a huge fan of the Red Ferns. 925 00:40:35,990 --> 00:40:38,243 I saw you guys play at the Garden in 2012, 926 00:40:38,248 --> 00:40:39,833 and I just... 927 00:40:40,086 --> 00:40:42,701 I'm so sorry. What happened? 928 00:40:43,668 --> 00:40:45,380 Um... 929 00:40:45,662 --> 00:40:47,787 I was just in an accident. 930 00:40:48,219 --> 00:40:49,762 But I'm getting by. 931 00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,110 Thanks. 932 00:41:06,277 --> 00:41:11,277 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 67405

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