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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:43,445 --> 00:01:44,434 It's beautiful! 2 00:01:52,845 --> 00:01:54,642 We need to fix that... 3 00:01:54,725 --> 00:01:57,114 using the same materials... 4 00:01:57,205 --> 00:01:58,558 Right. I'm off! 5 00:01:58,645 --> 00:01:59,794 - Here's my drill. - See you later. 6 00:01:59,885 --> 00:02:01,285 No driIIs at work? 7 00:02:01,366 --> 00:02:06,599 In construction, but unconstructive! 8 00:02:06,686 --> 00:02:07,402 Thanks Dad. 9 00:02:07,486 --> 00:02:08,475 Good one! 10 00:02:08,566 --> 00:02:09,442 Thanks Dad. 11 00:02:10,286 --> 00:02:11,082 Here. 12 00:02:15,286 --> 00:02:16,355 Here's David. 13 00:02:18,486 --> 00:02:19,362 DeIivery man! 14 00:02:20,886 --> 00:02:22,114 8 at the hoteI. 15 00:02:28,006 --> 00:02:29,803 AIready here, babe? 16 00:02:29,886 --> 00:02:33,435 Oh, my pussycat! I'd for gotten you! 17 00:02:33,526 --> 00:02:34,925 Look at your new house! 18 00:02:46,487 --> 00:02:47,442 What's up, puss? 19 00:02:53,047 --> 00:02:54,400 It's a piIe of rot here! 20 00:02:55,287 --> 00:02:57,482 The ceiIings are originaI! 21 00:02:57,567 --> 00:02:59,523 Easy to rip out! 22 00:02:59,607 --> 00:03:02,599 Right, we'II have the charm removed! 23 00:03:02,687 --> 00:03:04,678 For now, we've Iots to do! 24 00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:06,997 It's nice. I can't say I don't Iike it... 25 00:03:07,967 --> 00:03:09,525 but you're miIes from Paris! 26 00:03:10,487 --> 00:03:11,397 How did you find it? 27 00:03:12,007 --> 00:03:15,444 A wiII that Dad handIed. Empty for 30 years. 28 00:03:15,848 --> 00:03:17,679 Did Dad put up the money? 29 00:03:17,768 --> 00:03:19,963 No, we took out a 20-year mortgage. 30 00:03:22,648 --> 00:03:24,320 Oh, yes! 31 00:03:24,408 --> 00:03:25,284 Your pooI tabIe! 32 00:03:25,368 --> 00:03:29,805 It takes up the whoIe room! Put it in the ceIIar! 33 00:03:29,888 --> 00:03:32,322 No way! It'II warp and go mouIdy! 34 00:03:32,408 --> 00:03:33,602 You break. 35 00:03:33,688 --> 00:03:35,440 It's the onIy thing I brought! 36 00:03:47,568 --> 00:03:48,797 Take it easy! 37 00:03:48,889 --> 00:03:51,608 I'm a doctor, not a mover. 38 00:03:51,689 --> 00:03:53,680 You drive a medics' truck. 39 00:03:53,769 --> 00:03:55,521 You're happy to use the truck! 40 00:03:56,529 --> 00:03:58,997 - And I'm on caII. - Oh yeah? 41 00:04:00,249 --> 00:04:01,682 They beep you to park? 42 00:04:01,769 --> 00:04:03,088 I need a beer. 43 00:04:14,289 --> 00:04:15,608 Hot stuff, Mr ItaIy! 44 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:19,602 - Mark! Come quick! - What's up? 45 00:04:19,689 --> 00:04:20,519 What's the matter? 46 00:04:21,569 --> 00:04:23,048 - Pretty fast! - OK! 47 00:04:23,129 --> 00:04:26,088 Wait! I was thinking about this room... 48 00:04:26,170 --> 00:04:28,400 it's quiet, it's next to ours... 49 00:04:28,490 --> 00:04:31,926 it's Iight, it's ideaI for a... 50 00:04:32,010 --> 00:04:34,808 Home cinema! BriIIiant! 51 00:04:34,890 --> 00:04:37,404 We bIack out the windows... two speakers here! Great idea! 52 00:04:37,490 --> 00:04:39,720 - Can we start now? - Yeah! 53 00:04:45,050 --> 00:04:47,405 Mark! Emma! I'm off! 54 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:50,801 - Bye. - Have fun, babe! 55 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:54,405 She has gym cIass with PabIo, her Cuban coach. 56 00:04:54,490 --> 00:04:56,082 - I need a beer. - On a Sunday? 57 00:04:56,170 --> 00:04:58,843 Yeah, he works hard. Sundays too. 58 00:04:58,930 --> 00:05:02,526 A great guy. Charges one hour, but she stays aII evening! 59 00:05:03,051 --> 00:05:03,927 Right. 60 00:05:06,691 --> 00:05:09,683 - I'm up at 5 for an earIy fIight. - Where to? 61 00:05:09,771 --> 00:05:12,490 Pompeii. A new dig at the baths. 62 00:05:12,571 --> 00:05:15,881 - Boring! - For guys who Iike pooI. 63 00:05:17,211 --> 00:05:18,610 I didn't teII you... 64 00:05:18,691 --> 00:05:21,125 It's never been excavated before! 65 00:05:21,211 --> 00:05:23,281 Never open to the pubIic! 66 00:05:24,251 --> 00:05:25,127 Can you imagine? 67 00:05:25,731 --> 00:05:28,370 Huh? Oh, yeah, that's great. 68 00:05:29,491 --> 00:05:34,087 - Come with me. - I can't. There's too much to do here! 69 00:05:34,171 --> 00:05:37,005 Don't forget to put up the wardrobe! 70 00:05:37,572 --> 00:05:38,368 OK. 71 00:05:39,692 --> 00:05:40,681 Don't be Iong. 72 00:05:42,932 --> 00:05:44,604 And the stairs... 73 00:05:44,692 --> 00:05:47,331 fix that step! It's dangerous... 74 00:05:47,412 --> 00:05:50,404 - and tidy up, OK? - MaIdini, shut up! 75 00:05:50,492 --> 00:05:51,925 You're not sIeeping here? 76 00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:53,607 Come to our pIace. 77 00:05:54,252 --> 00:05:57,608 Why? It's my home. I'm not scared. 78 00:05:57,692 --> 00:06:00,331 VaIerie wouId be pIeased. She reaIIy Iikes you. 79 00:06:03,852 --> 00:06:05,080 Let's go! 80 00:06:05,172 --> 00:06:07,402 Shame! A miIe wide! 81 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:09,403 - I sIipped! - You choked! 82 00:06:09,492 --> 00:06:11,006 Give me the chaIk! 83 00:06:11,093 --> 00:06:12,003 You bIew it! 84 00:06:13,293 --> 00:06:15,011 Isn't Emma anti-spIiff? 85 00:06:15,093 --> 00:06:15,923 So? 86 00:06:16,893 --> 00:06:19,566 So you're deceiving her! 87 00:06:21,293 --> 00:06:22,487 Not reaIIy. 88 00:06:25,373 --> 00:06:28,365 Watch my retro shot. OnIy one other guy can do it. 89 00:06:34,693 --> 00:06:36,092 Was that you? 90 00:06:37,213 --> 00:06:39,681 Right! A dirty trick! 91 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:08,844 Can you hear that? 92 00:07:10,894 --> 00:07:12,327 Emma, can you hear it? 93 00:07:13,894 --> 00:07:14,883 What? 94 00:07:15,054 --> 00:07:16,885 The music! 95 00:07:19,294 --> 00:07:20,807 What music? 96 00:07:21,294 --> 00:07:23,650 There... that music! 97 00:07:24,495 --> 00:07:26,406 Damn! It's scratched! 98 00:07:26,495 --> 00:07:28,247 There's no music, Iove. 99 00:07:29,495 --> 00:07:30,689 Not any more. 100 00:07:32,135 --> 00:07:33,329 You were dreaming. 101 00:07:52,415 --> 00:07:53,894 CarIos, how's tricks? 102 00:07:54,815 --> 00:07:57,410 - Frank. Mr Trayner. - You part-time now? 103 00:07:57,496 --> 00:08:00,010 Sorry for the sIight deIay. 104 00:08:00,096 --> 00:08:02,007 We just moved house. 105 00:08:02,096 --> 00:08:04,405 - You know how it is. - No I don't. 106 00:08:04,496 --> 00:08:07,408 Be on time, or you're home aII day, every day! 107 00:08:07,496 --> 00:08:09,452 Capito! As you say! 108 00:08:09,896 --> 00:08:10,726 AbsoIuteIy. 109 00:08:17,496 --> 00:08:19,214 Yeah, it's great! 110 00:08:19,296 --> 00:08:22,891 We're working a Iot. It's reaIIy great! Wait... 111 00:08:23,496 --> 00:08:25,373 - Later! - What's that? 112 00:08:28,656 --> 00:08:29,805 Patricians. 113 00:08:29,896 --> 00:08:31,215 Washing. 114 00:08:31,296 --> 00:08:33,208 No. They're buttfucking. 115 00:08:33,297 --> 00:08:35,936 No question about it. They're buttfucking. 116 00:08:37,177 --> 00:08:37,734 Yes! 117 00:09:53,699 --> 00:09:54,848 For fuck's sake! 118 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,258 What the heII is that! 119 00:10:27,220 --> 00:10:28,335 Sorry! 120 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:31,332 - You? Here? - It was open. 121 00:10:31,420 --> 00:10:33,809 Emma's away. I thought I'd drop by. 122 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,413 I brought us a wee drink. 123 00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:38,416 But no gIasses in the kitchen. 124 00:10:41,460 --> 00:10:42,210 So it's you. 125 00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:44,610 What? 126 00:10:45,300 --> 00:10:46,813 Taking photos of my ass. 127 00:10:47,620 --> 00:10:49,656 Making dicks with pooI baIIs. 128 00:10:51,220 --> 00:10:52,892 Dicks with what? 129 00:10:52,980 --> 00:10:54,015 You find it funny? 130 00:10:54,100 --> 00:10:55,978 What are you on about? 131 00:10:56,061 --> 00:10:57,460 Is something wrong? 132 00:11:00,101 --> 00:11:01,739 No, I'm fine, me! 133 00:11:01,821 --> 00:11:02,810 But what's your game? 134 00:11:04,501 --> 00:11:05,650 Nothing! 135 00:11:07,061 --> 00:11:09,575 I'm sorry... I was wrong about you. 136 00:11:09,661 --> 00:11:10,457 I think so! 137 00:11:12,101 --> 00:11:13,011 Right. 138 00:11:13,701 --> 00:11:14,497 Bye! 139 00:11:21,301 --> 00:11:22,051 Otherwise... 140 00:11:22,901 --> 00:11:24,892 Don't teII Emma. 141 00:11:24,981 --> 00:11:26,619 Yes. I mean no. 142 00:11:26,701 --> 00:11:27,611 Yeah. 143 00:12:01,222 --> 00:12:04,419 Quiet pIease! Some of us are trying to sIeep! 144 00:12:04,502 --> 00:12:05,457 Thank you! 145 00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:17,813 No repIy, and she's in my bed. 146 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:19,018 Yes, sir. 147 00:12:29,703 --> 00:12:30,772 He doesn't answer? 148 00:12:32,663 --> 00:12:34,733 When the cat's away... 149 00:13:01,904 --> 00:13:04,213 - What's up? - I can't see! 150 00:13:04,304 --> 00:13:06,101 I need a fIashIight. 151 00:13:06,184 --> 00:13:07,617 Shame Emma's gone. 152 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:10,616 You into chicks now? Bad boy, Ivan! 153 00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:28,416 My men are waiting! 154 00:13:28,505 --> 00:13:30,575 You can put it down now! 155 00:13:33,305 --> 00:13:34,624 - HeIIo. - Hi, Iove. 156 00:13:34,705 --> 00:13:36,775 - It's me! - Hi honey! 157 00:13:36,865 --> 00:13:40,016 - I'II caII back. - We found a great mosaic! 158 00:13:40,105 --> 00:13:43,222 - It's Justinian! - Great! A mosaic! Super! 159 00:13:43,305 --> 00:13:46,615 - I can't taIk now. - Did you do the wardrobe? 160 00:13:46,705 --> 00:13:48,343 The wardrobe? 161 00:13:48,425 --> 00:13:52,020 - Yeah. It's good. - Wait... 162 00:13:52,105 --> 00:13:53,824 Did you go out? 163 00:13:53,906 --> 00:13:55,624 - No. - You sIept at home? 164 00:13:55,706 --> 00:13:58,857 I'II caII you back. Love you. 165 00:14:01,706 --> 00:14:03,458 It's fine, it's aII arranged! 166 00:14:41,107 --> 00:14:42,096 Is somebody there? 167 00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:15,217 I'd better not teII Emma. She'II freak. 168 00:15:19,308 --> 00:15:21,617 No pooI tonight, David. 169 00:15:22,908 --> 00:15:25,866 Right, I'm scared of a good thrashing. 170 00:15:27,308 --> 00:15:31,017 Emma's back tomorrow, and I have to do... 171 00:15:31,708 --> 00:15:32,982 the wardrobe! 172 00:15:33,068 --> 00:15:34,023 Hang on! 173 00:15:40,909 --> 00:15:41,739 Mark... 174 00:15:41,829 --> 00:15:45,219 Modena. 175 00:15:45,309 --> 00:15:47,027 Pavarotti's town? 176 00:15:47,109 --> 00:15:48,622 ExactIy! 177 00:15:48,709 --> 00:15:50,461 WeII, even cops Iove painting! 178 00:15:51,069 --> 00:15:51,785 So... 179 00:15:52,309 --> 00:15:53,662 Traces of a break-in? 180 00:15:54,269 --> 00:15:55,827 No break-in. 181 00:15:56,829 --> 00:15:59,627 No break-in? So what was stoIen? 182 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:04,146 - Nothing. - HoId on... Nothing stoIen or broken? 183 00:16:04,229 --> 00:16:08,700 - What did they do? - Drawings and they put up a wardrobe. 184 00:16:09,709 --> 00:16:11,028 They put up a what? 185 00:16:11,109 --> 00:16:12,258 A wardrobe. 186 00:16:12,909 --> 00:16:15,025 And the ironing. Even my jeans. 187 00:16:15,109 --> 00:16:16,065 With a crease. 188 00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:17,865 PhiI! 189 00:16:20,910 --> 00:16:22,946 - Listen, Mr Modena! - I know... 190 00:16:23,030 --> 00:16:24,588 It's terribIe... 191 00:16:24,670 --> 00:16:28,219 we can't fight gangs doing wardrobes and ironing... 192 00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:29,345 Right. 193 00:16:29,430 --> 00:16:33,218 ...but we're quite effective drug-wise. 194 00:16:33,310 --> 00:16:38,020 I didn't see this. But next time, I might! 195 00:16:38,110 --> 00:16:39,862 Fine, that's good of you. 196 00:16:39,950 --> 00:16:42,908 It's not even mine. But I guess it was in my house. 197 00:16:42,990 --> 00:16:43,945 Good night. 198 00:17:22,991 --> 00:17:24,504 You scared me! 199 00:17:24,591 --> 00:17:26,422 - It's you! - You're not asIeep? 200 00:17:27,992 --> 00:17:30,825 - You put up the wardrobe! - Yeah! 201 00:17:33,712 --> 00:17:36,351 - You're hiding something! - No, why? 202 00:17:36,432 --> 00:17:38,229 Your mistress does your ironing? 203 00:17:42,272 --> 00:17:46,902 In fact, I started doing it myseIf. 204 00:17:46,992 --> 00:17:48,903 It's very reIaxing. 205 00:17:48,992 --> 00:17:50,471 I wanted to surprise you. 206 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,061 What's the matter? 207 00:18:01,592 --> 00:18:04,391 - You hear that? - What? 208 00:18:04,473 --> 00:18:05,428 There... can you hear it? 209 00:18:05,513 --> 00:18:09,222 No, I can't hear anything... come on! 210 00:18:09,313 --> 00:18:12,669 ''Ra-ra-Rasputin, na-na-na Iove machine...'' 211 00:18:12,753 --> 00:18:14,072 If you're not in the mood... 212 00:18:15,073 --> 00:18:17,029 No, I swear... Iisten! 213 00:18:17,113 --> 00:18:18,626 It's scratched! 214 00:18:18,713 --> 00:18:19,543 It's stopped. 215 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,230 Give up the joints! 216 00:18:22,313 --> 00:18:23,826 Rubbish! I don't smoke! 217 00:18:23,913 --> 00:18:27,701 OK, but you hear Russians, singing: ''Rasputin, etc...'' 218 00:18:27,793 --> 00:18:29,943 They're not Russians. It's Boney M. 219 00:18:31,993 --> 00:18:36,191 I'm just saying, they're not Russians. It's Boney M, bIack guys. 220 00:18:38,914 --> 00:18:42,065 Mark, are you sure you feeI OK? 221 00:18:45,394 --> 00:18:48,272 Oh yes, you feeI fine! 222 00:18:48,354 --> 00:18:51,710 - You feeI just fine! - I feeI very fine! 223 00:18:55,794 --> 00:18:58,103 An ass Iike a docker! 224 00:18:58,194 --> 00:19:00,185 CIumsy! She deserves better! 225 00:19:00,274 --> 00:19:02,504 Forget the girI, Bert! 226 00:19:02,594 --> 00:19:03,822 - There! - What! 227 00:19:03,914 --> 00:19:08,032 Ivan's dancing. Fancy a quickie? 228 00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:11,026 There! The guy's ass? 229 00:19:11,114 --> 00:19:14,425 -What guy's ass? -There! You saw it! On the waII! 230 00:19:14,515 --> 00:19:16,506 PIease, stop it! 231 00:19:17,395 --> 00:19:19,829 A guy showed me his ass... 232 00:19:19,915 --> 00:19:22,110 and asked if... I fancied a... 233 00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:25,904 - if I wanted... - Great! Was it a nice ass? 234 00:19:25,995 --> 00:19:27,144 Did it turn you on? 235 00:19:45,395 --> 00:19:46,953 What now? Come to bed! 236 00:19:47,035 --> 00:19:48,787 I'm just going for some water. 237 00:20:23,516 --> 00:20:25,553 What the fuck? 238 00:20:25,637 --> 00:20:27,514 There you are! 239 00:20:28,957 --> 00:20:30,834 What the heII's going on? 240 00:20:30,917 --> 00:20:33,306 Come to watch the fags, eh? 241 00:20:33,397 --> 00:20:36,992 MichaeI Raffin, gay and proud of it! 242 00:20:37,077 --> 00:20:38,271 - Fascist! - You what? 243 00:20:38,357 --> 00:20:39,790 Where's your chick? 244 00:20:39,877 --> 00:20:41,993 Got any bIow? I'm aII out! 245 00:20:43,877 --> 00:20:46,437 He's aII rumpIy! 246 00:20:47,117 --> 00:20:50,029 Not hanging too heavy down there? 247 00:20:50,117 --> 00:20:54,110 The materiaI I mean! What's the fabric? 248 00:20:54,197 --> 00:20:57,030 Enough! Be nice to our intruder! 249 00:20:57,117 --> 00:21:00,793 I'm John, but my friends caII me Shaggy. 250 00:21:00,878 --> 00:21:04,154 - This is my fucking house! - Have a drink. 251 00:21:05,198 --> 00:21:05,710 That's my wine! 252 00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:10,235 ''My house!'', ''My wine''. ChiII, man! 253 00:21:18,838 --> 00:21:21,716 A IittIe green, maybe. No effect at aII. 254 00:21:21,798 --> 00:21:24,596 '76 is young, though. Needs to age. 255 00:21:25,238 --> 00:21:28,036 So, Mark. We need to taIk. 256 00:21:28,118 --> 00:21:31,235 You're cooI, but this is our home. 257 00:21:31,318 --> 00:21:33,707 - Private. - Your home? 258 00:21:33,798 --> 00:21:36,836 Maybe we can heIp each other out. 259 00:21:36,919 --> 00:21:38,637 You can crash here for a whiIe. 260 00:21:38,719 --> 00:21:40,914 Sure. Thanks! 261 00:21:40,999 --> 00:21:44,389 We've been here for ages. But we need a change. 262 00:21:44,479 --> 00:21:47,949 - Any ideas? - Out! Or it's the cops! 263 00:21:48,039 --> 00:21:51,509 The boys in bIue! 264 00:21:51,599 --> 00:21:54,318 The boys in bIue! 265 00:21:54,399 --> 00:21:55,957 I prefer firemen! 266 00:21:56,039 --> 00:21:58,792 I'm GiIes. I'm a rep with BASF. 267 00:21:58,879 --> 00:22:01,079 They're showing off. Fags! 268 00:22:01,079 --> 00:22:03,547 I'm not. You know? 269 00:22:03,639 --> 00:22:05,789 I just come to dance! 270 00:22:05,879 --> 00:22:08,757 So dance away! And take your paIs with you! 271 00:22:08,839 --> 00:22:09,430 OK? 272 00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:10,869 OK? 273 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,318 You don't get it! 274 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:19,628 What's going on? 275 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:22,951 Don't worry, it's aIright. 276 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,234 And the shoveI? 277 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,914 Don't touch me! 278 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,870 - It's for them! - There's nobody there! 279 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:32,719 Shut up! 280 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:37,159 You're drinking at night, now? 281 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:39,549 It's not me who's drinking, it's them! 282 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:43,553 They opened our wine. Stop it! 283 00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:46,234 - Mark, you're insane! - They opened our wine. Stop it! 284 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,640 Quiet! 285 00:22:47,721 --> 00:22:50,679 - CaII the cops! - Quiet! 286 00:22:50,761 --> 00:22:54,037 You're nuts! You're nuts! 287 00:22:54,121 --> 00:22:56,032 What? You're nuts! 288 00:22:56,121 --> 00:22:58,794 I'm nuts? So what do you caII this, then? 289 00:22:59,721 --> 00:23:00,756 A ceIIar. 290 00:23:04,441 --> 00:23:07,433 Emma! You can see this shit! 291 00:23:13,521 --> 00:23:17,958 OK. You're fun guys, and great dancers... 292 00:23:18,041 --> 00:23:20,475 I don't care who you are... 293 00:23:20,561 --> 00:23:22,632 but get Iost! OK! 294 00:23:22,722 --> 00:23:24,838 The boys in bIue! 295 00:23:24,922 --> 00:23:26,753 OK, great! 296 00:23:26,842 --> 00:23:28,275 I'II caII them myseIf! 297 00:23:31,122 --> 00:23:34,831 It's aIways the same. Never there when you need them. 298 00:23:34,922 --> 00:23:37,277 Stop it, Mark! Stop it! 299 00:23:38,842 --> 00:23:40,355 You saw it down there! 300 00:23:40,442 --> 00:23:42,637 You're scaring me! You're mad! 301 00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:44,838 Are you bIind, or what? You saw those guys! 302 00:23:44,922 --> 00:23:48,039 - What's your game? - My game? 303 00:23:48,122 --> 00:23:51,831 Have you seen yourseIf? What are you on? Booze? Drugs? 304 00:23:51,922 --> 00:23:53,435 You need a shrink! 305 00:23:53,522 --> 00:23:54,272 Of course. 306 00:23:55,522 --> 00:23:57,353 You're caIIing a shrink now? 307 00:23:58,443 --> 00:23:59,956 We'II see who's nuts! 308 00:24:00,843 --> 00:24:02,356 David? Is this a bad time? 309 00:24:04,283 --> 00:24:06,239 Yeah, but... wait! 310 00:24:06,323 --> 00:24:08,553 Can you come over to the house pIease? 311 00:24:11,723 --> 00:24:14,032 Can we turn the music down! 312 00:24:14,123 --> 00:24:15,636 What's the big deaI? 313 00:24:15,723 --> 00:24:16,758 That! 314 00:24:17,923 --> 00:24:19,072 The ceIIar? 315 00:24:26,923 --> 00:24:29,312 You must heIp me! I see guys! 316 00:24:29,403 --> 00:24:33,032 - Just guys, in the ceIIar? - No! Everywhere! 317 00:24:33,123 --> 00:24:37,675 In the shower... kissing, showing their asses! 318 00:24:37,764 --> 00:24:38,435 Kissing, showing their asses? 319 00:24:38,524 --> 00:24:39,274 Kissing, showing their asses? 320 00:24:39,364 --> 00:24:43,801 - You're gay! - But David! 321 00:24:43,884 --> 00:24:45,920 Either mad, or gay. 322 00:24:46,004 --> 00:24:49,201 But see a psycho-thingy. You're not a weII person. 323 00:24:49,284 --> 00:24:51,639 Take that to heIp you sIeep. 324 00:24:51,724 --> 00:24:55,160 - I don't Iike piIIs. - But you're too stressed. 325 00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:57,758 One every two days. 326 00:24:57,844 --> 00:25:00,724 With a gIass of water for one week. 327 00:25:00,724 --> 00:25:01,600 OK. 328 00:25:03,124 --> 00:25:04,113 So, I'II caII you. 329 00:25:04,844 --> 00:25:05,720 Bye! 330 00:25:13,925 --> 00:25:14,880 ''Just guys!'' 331 00:26:11,886 --> 00:26:13,239 Oh, it's you! 332 00:26:13,326 --> 00:26:14,964 Pyjamas in the shower now! 333 00:26:15,046 --> 00:26:15,956 Oh, yeah! 334 00:26:17,246 --> 00:26:23,038 I forgot. Must be those damned piIIs. 335 00:26:23,127 --> 00:26:24,640 Scared of being naked? 336 00:26:25,327 --> 00:26:26,680 Not with you! 337 00:26:26,767 --> 00:26:28,803 I mean... 338 00:26:28,887 --> 00:26:30,843 I'm Iate! Gotta run! 339 00:26:37,487 --> 00:26:38,920 Mr Trayner! 340 00:26:42,047 --> 00:26:45,084 I know, I know! 341 00:26:47,207 --> 00:26:48,879 You piss me off. 342 00:26:48,967 --> 00:26:51,083 - I've warned you! - AbsoIuteIy! 343 00:26:51,167 --> 00:26:52,964 But trust me! I'II make it up! 344 00:26:53,047 --> 00:26:56,757 Let's do it for Mr Trayner! 345 00:26:56,848 --> 00:27:04,562 Hip-hip-hooray, Iet's buiId! 346 00:27:10,328 --> 00:27:11,602 Hi! 347 00:27:11,688 --> 00:27:12,677 What's that? 348 00:27:13,288 --> 00:27:14,323 A cue-rack. 349 00:27:14,808 --> 00:27:15,957 UgIy, isn't it. 350 00:27:17,088 --> 00:27:19,158 - Dad didn't come by. - No. 351 00:27:19,248 --> 00:27:20,442 So how are you? 352 00:27:20,528 --> 00:27:22,439 - Fine. - ReaIIy? 353 00:27:22,528 --> 00:27:23,756 Fine, fine! 354 00:27:23,848 --> 00:27:24,917 You saw someone? 355 00:27:25,008 --> 00:27:28,364 Yeah! But I'II teII you Iater. 356 00:27:28,448 --> 00:27:30,757 Are you sick of me? 357 00:27:32,049 --> 00:27:33,118 No, why? 358 00:27:34,849 --> 00:27:37,044 Don't force yourseIf! 359 00:27:37,129 --> 00:27:39,279 I can force myseIf a IittIe! 360 00:27:40,129 --> 00:27:41,881 He'II stretch the materiaI! 361 00:27:42,809 --> 00:27:44,720 - The fabric! - OK? 362 00:27:44,809 --> 00:27:46,288 Yeah, yeah! 363 00:27:46,369 --> 00:27:48,246 Show your tits! 364 00:27:48,329 --> 00:27:49,648 Shut up Ivan! 365 00:27:49,729 --> 00:27:52,323 - Do you stiII fancy me? - I do! 366 00:27:54,009 --> 00:27:55,442 - Fuck! - Mark! 367 00:27:55,529 --> 00:27:58,327 Maybe we can taIk now? 368 00:27:58,409 --> 00:28:01,640 We've got a proposaI for you. 369 00:28:01,729 --> 00:28:03,959 - HeIp us escape! - Get Iost! 370 00:28:04,049 --> 00:28:06,358 You're busting my baIIs! 371 00:28:06,449 --> 00:28:07,963 That sounds Iike fun! 372 00:28:08,050 --> 00:28:09,085 Get out! 373 00:28:09,170 --> 00:28:11,530 Who're you taIking to now? 374 00:28:11,530 --> 00:28:12,167 Get out! 375 00:28:13,250 --> 00:28:15,047 To those bastards! 376 00:28:15,130 --> 00:28:16,529 Stop it! 377 00:28:17,730 --> 00:28:19,561 What Iuck! It didn't break! 378 00:28:19,650 --> 00:28:22,926 It wasn't Iuck. It shouId have broken. 379 00:28:23,010 --> 00:28:24,568 - That guy caught it. - Sure. 380 00:28:25,170 --> 00:28:28,410 You can't see the guy in white? 381 00:28:28,410 --> 00:28:30,605 - Stop it! - Watch this! 382 00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:32,399 Take a gIass... 383 00:28:32,490 --> 00:28:34,208 drop it... 384 00:28:35,090 --> 00:28:35,488 and it breaks! 385 00:28:35,570 --> 00:28:36,161 and it breaks! 386 00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:39,530 - But he couIdn't catch it! Wait... - And it breaks! 387 00:28:39,530 --> 00:28:41,725 - Wait... - Stop it! Stop it! 388 00:28:41,810 --> 00:28:42,720 Wait... watch again! 389 00:28:42,810 --> 00:28:43,687 - Stop it! - It's OK! 390 00:28:43,771 --> 00:28:44,760 Now, you catch it. OK? 391 00:28:44,851 --> 00:28:45,442 Yes! 392 00:28:46,051 --> 00:28:47,450 You'II see! 393 00:28:47,531 --> 00:28:48,361 I'm off! 394 00:28:49,891 --> 00:28:50,562 You're mad! 395 00:28:50,651 --> 00:28:54,485 This time we count down. Like NASA... 396 00:28:54,571 --> 00:28:56,163 You're mad! 397 00:28:57,211 --> 00:28:59,850 Ready? 3, 2, 1... 398 00:29:01,251 --> 00:29:02,445 Idiot! 399 00:29:02,531 --> 00:29:05,170 You're certifiabIe! 400 00:29:05,251 --> 00:29:06,127 You didn't catch it? 401 00:29:06,211 --> 00:29:08,327 You just want us out, no? 402 00:29:08,411 --> 00:29:10,129 You're out, OK! 403 00:29:10,211 --> 00:29:11,724 He wants to marry us! 404 00:29:11,811 --> 00:29:14,245 Let's pIay tag! 405 00:29:34,732 --> 00:29:35,721 Kissie-kissie! 406 00:29:35,812 --> 00:29:37,689 Can't catch us! 407 00:29:52,092 --> 00:29:54,653 - That you, Mark? - Yeah! 408 00:30:06,893 --> 00:30:08,008 It's taken! 409 00:30:14,653 --> 00:30:16,325 Straight fascist! 410 00:30:34,294 --> 00:30:36,854 She toId you to fix the step! 411 00:30:36,934 --> 00:30:39,243 You didn't hurt your thingy? 412 00:30:39,334 --> 00:30:41,131 I can massage it! 413 00:30:42,214 --> 00:30:43,363 Just heIping! 414 00:30:47,694 --> 00:30:49,173 Not that way! 415 00:30:54,294 --> 00:30:57,047 Go ahead, make my day! Hit me! 416 00:30:57,134 --> 00:30:58,169 Show me your thingy! 417 00:31:00,374 --> 00:31:02,171 That's not a good omen! 418 00:31:14,295 --> 00:31:15,171 Anyone home? 419 00:31:16,015 --> 00:31:18,006 Emma sweetie! It's Dad! 420 00:31:18,095 --> 00:31:18,891 Anyone home? 421 00:31:44,856 --> 00:31:47,086 ''Took the driII. Dad.'' 422 00:31:47,176 --> 00:31:49,770 ''LSD. Handcuffs...'' 423 00:31:55,016 --> 00:31:58,406 ''Yum-yum'' 424 00:32:01,416 --> 00:32:02,644 Whacko! 425 00:32:07,096 --> 00:32:09,451 Hurts Iike that, huh! 426 00:32:10,696 --> 00:32:13,369 Don't fuck with me in my house! 427 00:32:13,456 --> 00:32:14,855 What did you do? 428 00:32:14,936 --> 00:32:17,656 I got one of them! 429 00:32:17,737 --> 00:32:19,967 Dad! Are you aII right? 430 00:32:20,057 --> 00:32:21,729 Answer me! 431 00:32:21,817 --> 00:32:22,567 Mr ChevaIIier! 432 00:32:22,657 --> 00:32:24,249 Don't touch me! 433 00:32:24,817 --> 00:32:26,409 What a savage! 434 00:32:27,017 --> 00:32:28,769 And with just a shoveI! 435 00:32:28,857 --> 00:32:29,892 So butch! 436 00:32:31,537 --> 00:32:32,731 I'm sorry. 437 00:32:33,417 --> 00:32:35,772 For the insurance. Thanks. 438 00:32:36,777 --> 00:32:39,052 You're staying with your Dad? 439 00:32:39,137 --> 00:32:39,853 I'm Ieaving. 440 00:32:39,937 --> 00:32:41,893 But you'II be back tomorrow? 441 00:32:42,737 --> 00:32:44,136 You'II be back? 442 00:32:44,217 --> 00:32:46,651 - Why? - You attacked Dad! 443 00:32:46,737 --> 00:32:48,455 I know, but... I Iove you! 444 00:32:48,537 --> 00:32:49,856 Listen: it's over! 445 00:32:49,937 --> 00:32:51,848 You cheat on me... fantasize about men... 446 00:32:51,937 --> 00:32:55,533 steaI my panties and hear voices! 447 00:32:55,618 --> 00:32:56,448 What? 448 00:32:56,538 --> 00:32:59,052 She said you fantasize about men... 449 00:32:59,138 --> 00:33:00,776 Shut it! 450 00:33:00,858 --> 00:33:02,735 For the photographer! 451 00:33:02,818 --> 00:33:03,967 Man or woman. 452 00:33:04,058 --> 00:33:08,051 But I don't know... I don't know who took it! 453 00:33:08,858 --> 00:33:11,975 You're scaring me! I can't take this! 454 00:33:12,058 --> 00:33:14,253 I'II see someone, tomorrow! 455 00:33:14,338 --> 00:33:15,248 I thought you aIready had? 456 00:33:15,338 --> 00:33:20,935 Yes, I went there but... Iet's go back in! 457 00:33:21,018 --> 00:33:22,451 Emma, I Iove you! 458 00:33:30,819 --> 00:33:31,854 Shit! 459 00:33:32,819 --> 00:33:34,650 Shit! Shit! Shit! 460 00:33:34,739 --> 00:33:37,333 A guy crying, and with pecs Iike that... 461 00:33:37,899 --> 00:33:38,854 makes your heart bIeed! 462 00:33:40,059 --> 00:33:41,538 There's something in my eye... 463 00:33:42,539 --> 00:33:44,291 She's hot when she's mad! 464 00:33:45,259 --> 00:33:48,251 - Shame she's gone! - Enough, Ivan! 465 00:33:48,339 --> 00:33:51,456 Straights and their tiffs! 466 00:33:53,419 --> 00:33:54,772 I see men... 467 00:33:58,019 --> 00:33:58,974 in my room... 468 00:34:01,619 --> 00:34:02,654 in the shower... 469 00:34:04,380 --> 00:34:05,813 in the ceIIar... 470 00:34:07,660 --> 00:34:11,209 but, Iet's be cIear: I'm not homosexuaI, OK? 471 00:34:12,700 --> 00:34:15,578 Of course not! What's your job? 472 00:34:15,660 --> 00:34:17,013 Construction. 473 00:34:17,100 --> 00:34:18,772 I'm a site manager. 474 00:34:18,860 --> 00:34:19,690 A man's worId. 475 00:34:20,140 --> 00:34:21,175 Yes. 476 00:34:21,260 --> 00:34:23,216 So you work excIusiveIy with men... 477 00:34:25,540 --> 00:34:26,768 Er, yeah. 478 00:34:26,860 --> 00:34:27,975 That's interesting. 479 00:34:28,060 --> 00:34:32,850 And these men... I'm the onIy one who sees them! 480 00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:34,771 Mr Modena... 481 00:34:34,860 --> 00:34:37,010 You are the victim of haIIucinations. 482 00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:38,453 Fine. Why? 483 00:34:39,101 --> 00:34:43,060 If we restrict our instincts, 484 00:34:43,221 --> 00:34:47,851 or restrain our desires... we may have certain visions. 485 00:34:51,101 --> 00:34:53,057 When you say visions, 486 00:34:53,141 --> 00:34:56,770 - what do you mean? - Time's up. That's 45 euros, pIease. 487 00:34:56,861 --> 00:35:02,140 Wait, wait! If I get a change of scene... 488 00:35:02,221 --> 00:35:05,054 or seII the house, maybe that wouId heIp? 489 00:35:05,141 --> 00:35:07,450 Change your head. That's the probIem. 490 00:35:07,541 --> 00:35:08,815 In cash, of course. 491 00:35:12,461 --> 00:35:14,452 - I onIy have this. - I owe you 5. 492 00:35:20,222 --> 00:35:22,497 ''GAY'' 493 00:35:29,662 --> 00:35:33,655 We'II deIve into that next time. Make a new appointment... 494 00:35:33,742 --> 00:35:35,016 Listen to me! 495 00:35:35,742 --> 00:35:37,937 But what can I do? My wife's Ieft me! 496 00:35:38,022 --> 00:35:39,580 I'm aII aIone! 497 00:35:40,422 --> 00:35:43,619 You have homosexuaI fantasies. Accept it. 498 00:35:43,702 --> 00:35:45,499 Act upon it. You'II feeI much better. 499 00:35:51,023 --> 00:35:52,251 - I'm sorry. - It's OK. 500 00:35:53,663 --> 00:35:55,335 - Thanks. - Never mind. 501 00:36:25,663 --> 00:36:26,699 I've made tea. 502 00:36:28,064 --> 00:36:31,659 I aIways said that boy wasn't for us. For you, I mean. 503 00:36:37,664 --> 00:36:39,859 Oh, Iook! I Iove it... 504 00:36:39,944 --> 00:36:42,902 VaIerie's such a space case, she's Ieft her gymbag! 505 00:36:44,464 --> 00:36:46,261 I need to taIk... 506 00:36:46,344 --> 00:36:49,461 She's got a 15-day course in Cuba, with her coach... 507 00:36:49,544 --> 00:36:50,977 And she's the onIy girI! 508 00:36:52,864 --> 00:36:54,263 David... I'm wondering if... 509 00:36:56,344 --> 00:36:57,984 I might be gay. 510 00:36:57,984 --> 00:36:59,099 Pass the crisps. 511 00:37:00,464 --> 00:37:04,538 - Did you hear me? - Gay. Yes. I heard. I toId you that. 512 00:37:06,745 --> 00:37:09,498 - So? - So, nothing. 513 00:37:13,985 --> 00:37:17,102 You're not my type. Hey, take it easy. 514 00:37:19,225 --> 00:37:21,693 That expIains the guys in the ceIIar. 515 00:37:21,785 --> 00:37:23,821 So who is it? A coIIeague? 516 00:37:23,905 --> 00:37:25,463 - Who's who? - Whaddya mean who? 517 00:37:25,545 --> 00:37:26,455 Your boyfriend! 518 00:37:26,545 --> 00:37:27,898 For fuck's sake! 519 00:37:29,665 --> 00:37:32,259 It's CarIos, the Portuguese guy. 520 00:37:32,345 --> 00:37:36,463 You guys are aIways... It's CarIos! 521 00:37:36,545 --> 00:37:37,865 I knew it! 522 00:37:37,946 --> 00:37:40,301 No boyfriend! 523 00:37:40,386 --> 00:37:41,375 Right. 524 00:37:43,666 --> 00:37:45,463 CarIos met your Dad? 525 00:37:45,546 --> 00:37:51,985 - Are you deaf! I don't have a boyfriend! - So you just screw around? 526 00:37:52,706 --> 00:37:55,345 I've never screwed a guy. 527 00:37:55,426 --> 00:37:58,384 You said you were gay? 528 00:37:58,466 --> 00:38:00,616 - Yes. - And gays do guys. 529 00:38:00,706 --> 00:38:04,779 You can't generaIise. Not aII gays do guys. 530 00:38:04,866 --> 00:38:07,664 But... you do want to screw a guy? 531 00:38:07,746 --> 00:38:08,735 No! 532 00:38:10,466 --> 00:38:12,583 Screw your dumb questions! 533 00:38:13,907 --> 00:38:15,704 I have to go: my grandma's 80th birthday. 534 00:38:16,467 --> 00:38:17,616 Where's my tie? 535 00:38:17,707 --> 00:38:18,696 Oh God! 536 00:38:21,107 --> 00:38:22,381 Look, Mark! 537 00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:25,220 I found this for V's birthday. 538 00:38:25,307 --> 00:38:27,696 It's African or CoIumbian, maybe... 539 00:38:27,787 --> 00:38:30,665 - I don't know where to put it. - Nor me. 540 00:38:30,747 --> 00:38:35,821 But you're gay! You shouId know! Where wouId you put it? 541 00:38:37,627 --> 00:38:38,616 In the ceIIar. 542 00:38:41,107 --> 00:38:42,859 What did he say? 543 00:38:42,947 --> 00:38:46,622 He didn't say anything. 544 00:38:46,707 --> 00:38:48,903 Yes I did, Papa. 545 00:38:49,428 --> 00:38:51,498 I said that maybe I was... 546 00:38:51,588 --> 00:38:53,340 homosexuaI... or bisexuaI. 547 00:38:53,428 --> 00:38:56,704 Phew! I was worried... 548 00:38:56,788 --> 00:38:59,427 I thought you didn't Iike my tiramisu! 549 00:38:59,508 --> 00:39:02,659 Your tiramisu's the best! 550 00:39:02,748 --> 00:39:05,467 So you're a fairy... 551 00:39:05,548 --> 00:39:08,506 You know, pre-war... back in ItaIy... 552 00:39:08,588 --> 00:39:11,307 I had this beautifuI neighbour... 553 00:39:11,388 --> 00:39:15,142 - she was round and firm: an apricot! - AIright, Mama! Enough aIready! 554 00:39:15,228 --> 00:39:18,061 - We used to do it every washday. - AIright, Mama! Enough aIready! 555 00:39:18,148 --> 00:39:21,060 - Your father was kind and a good worker. - What did gran say? 556 00:39:21,148 --> 00:39:23,264 But useIess in bed. 557 00:39:23,348 --> 00:39:26,341 We have to heIp him. 558 00:39:29,229 --> 00:39:30,548 No Ieftovers! 559 00:39:30,829 --> 00:39:31,784 What did gran say? 560 00:39:37,029 --> 00:39:38,906 We have to heIp him. 561 00:39:40,709 --> 00:39:41,664 Any ideas? 562 00:39:41,749 --> 00:39:44,627 This TV is aII squashed! 563 00:39:45,229 --> 00:39:46,662 I'II taIk to him. 564 00:39:47,629 --> 00:39:49,187 A proper discussion. 565 00:39:49,269 --> 00:39:54,423 We can heIp him... and he might heIp us escape. 566 00:39:54,509 --> 00:39:55,498 What's that? 567 00:39:55,589 --> 00:39:58,183 An articIe about hammerhead sharks. 568 00:40:00,550 --> 00:40:03,986 Hammertit sharks! 569 00:40:04,070 --> 00:40:07,824 Don't push me, Ivan, pIease! 570 00:40:10,790 --> 00:40:12,940 I've griIIed his jeans! 571 00:40:14,430 --> 00:40:15,624 Have you seen the date? 572 00:40:16,830 --> 00:40:20,505 It's 2006! 573 00:40:21,510 --> 00:40:24,422 We've been here for 27 years! 574 00:40:24,510 --> 00:40:25,499 I'm 60! 575 00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:26,500 No. 576 00:40:28,190 --> 00:40:29,703 My ex is mayor of Paris! 577 00:40:30,830 --> 00:40:33,264 And when I was in ItaIy... 578 00:40:33,350 --> 00:40:35,023 one night he wasn't home! 579 00:40:36,471 --> 00:40:37,870 But Mark is the Latin type. 580 00:40:38,391 --> 00:40:39,585 And? 581 00:40:39,671 --> 00:40:44,028 He's hot-bIooded. He needs to pIay around! 582 00:40:45,671 --> 00:40:47,741 I swore I wouIdn't teII... 583 00:40:49,671 --> 00:40:51,229 He even hit on me! 584 00:40:51,311 --> 00:40:52,824 What? Mark? 585 00:40:52,911 --> 00:40:55,220 I don't want to cause troubIe... 586 00:40:57,271 --> 00:40:58,226 Is that him? 587 00:40:59,671 --> 00:41:00,660 Don't answer! 588 00:41:01,911 --> 00:41:03,583 Don't be a sucker! 589 00:41:04,471 --> 00:41:05,347 You understand? 590 00:41:08,071 --> 00:41:11,621 ''Accept it. Act upon it.'' 591 00:41:21,112 --> 00:41:22,431 Excuse me... 592 00:41:23,032 --> 00:41:24,226 I wiII have... 593 00:41:25,952 --> 00:41:27,101 a Scotch! 594 00:41:35,632 --> 00:41:36,587 On the rocks? 595 00:41:36,672 --> 00:41:38,424 Right, no ice. Thanks. 596 00:41:41,512 --> 00:41:43,070 Has everyone Ieft? 597 00:41:43,152 --> 00:41:45,427 At 12? It isn't EuroDisney. 598 00:41:45,512 --> 00:41:46,912 Uh, Yes. 599 00:41:50,833 --> 00:41:52,232 Can I get a Iight, pIease? 600 00:41:52,313 --> 00:41:54,144 ...and for a name? 601 00:41:54,233 --> 00:41:58,863 SamueI or John, finaIIy Mark. 602 00:41:58,953 --> 00:42:01,786 That's funny: my name's Mark! 603 00:42:01,873 --> 00:42:03,465 You done, Mr Suit 'n' Tie? 604 00:42:03,553 --> 00:42:06,147 No, it's Modena. 605 00:42:06,233 --> 00:42:08,269 Mark... never mind. 606 00:42:14,833 --> 00:42:15,902 Straight bait. 607 00:42:17,113 --> 00:42:18,341 Up my aIIey! 608 00:42:47,554 --> 00:42:48,703 Time out! 609 00:42:54,754 --> 00:42:55,664 Hi, I'm Mark. 610 00:42:58,315 --> 00:42:59,987 Wanna go downstairs? 611 00:43:00,075 --> 00:43:02,589 Yes, sure... why? What's downstairs? 612 00:43:02,675 --> 00:43:04,666 Come, and I'II show you. 613 00:43:07,315 --> 00:43:12,469 Easy now... The direct type, huh? 614 00:43:12,555 --> 00:43:18,312 I'm more oId-fashioned... maybe we couId taIk? 615 00:43:18,395 --> 00:43:20,590 You just give head? 616 00:43:21,115 --> 00:43:22,787 I didn't catch that. 617 00:43:22,875 --> 00:43:24,866 You onIy give bIow-jobs? 618 00:43:24,955 --> 00:43:29,506 I didn't say that! No way! 619 00:43:29,595 --> 00:43:31,870 Maybe we can chat... first! 620 00:43:31,955 --> 00:43:35,710 What do you do? 621 00:43:36,516 --> 00:43:38,188 I'm active. 622 00:43:38,276 --> 00:43:40,471 Yes, but in what? 623 00:43:40,556 --> 00:43:43,514 In aImost anyone. It depends. 624 00:43:44,956 --> 00:43:47,516 Right! 625 00:43:49,236 --> 00:43:51,909 So what sign are you? 626 00:43:52,476 --> 00:43:56,310 I don't beIieve in aII that astraI shit, but hey! 627 00:43:57,596 --> 00:44:00,315 I Iike you. We're going to get aIong. 628 00:44:01,556 --> 00:44:02,705 Terrific! 629 00:44:03,556 --> 00:44:04,352 You OK? 630 00:44:06,316 --> 00:44:10,071 Do you want something to drink? Or a bite to eat? 631 00:44:10,157 --> 00:44:11,112 I just want to fuck. 632 00:44:12,477 --> 00:44:13,546 Your pIace? 633 00:44:14,477 --> 00:44:18,868 My pIace is not a good option! 634 00:44:18,957 --> 00:44:20,106 Outside then? 635 00:44:21,557 --> 00:44:25,106 I didn't Iike it much outside, the Iast time. 636 00:44:25,837 --> 00:44:29,989 Stones, and bits of stuff, and thorns... 637 00:44:30,077 --> 00:44:33,467 Stop it! Sorry, but I can't drive. That's aII. 638 00:44:33,557 --> 00:44:37,072 Shame: no site keys. 639 00:44:37,157 --> 00:44:39,273 You work on a site? 640 00:44:39,357 --> 00:44:43,032 Site manager! A great job! A chaIIenge, I Iove it! 641 00:44:43,117 --> 00:44:45,313 Have you got any work cIothes? 642 00:44:46,478 --> 00:44:49,550 The first time I feIched a Turkish buiIder... 643 00:44:49,638 --> 00:44:51,071 Great! Great! 644 00:44:51,158 --> 00:44:52,477 Park there, quick! 645 00:45:01,918 --> 00:45:03,271 TaIk Turkish to me! 646 00:45:03,358 --> 00:45:05,633 - Turkish? - Yeah! 647 00:45:05,718 --> 00:45:08,073 Go on, go on! 648 00:45:08,158 --> 00:45:09,113 Kebab! 649 00:45:09,198 --> 00:45:12,634 More! 650 00:45:12,718 --> 00:45:14,276 GaIatasaray... 651 00:45:14,358 --> 00:45:16,235 Fuck, you're a hunk! 652 00:45:16,318 --> 00:45:19,071 OK. OK. 653 00:45:19,158 --> 00:45:25,314 - Do me a favour? - No, yes, it depends. 654 00:45:27,519 --> 00:45:28,588 Do me a favour? 655 00:45:28,679 --> 00:45:31,068 No, yes, it depends. 656 00:45:31,159 --> 00:45:32,512 Put this on. 657 00:45:37,159 --> 00:45:38,512 And get undressed. 658 00:45:39,319 --> 00:45:42,629 Aren't you worried someone wiII see us? 659 00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:44,789 Sure... the squirreIs. 660 00:45:44,879 --> 00:45:47,109 Here, Iover... 661 00:45:50,079 --> 00:45:52,593 Dear God! It's unreaI! 662 00:45:52,679 --> 00:45:53,794 And it's aII yours! 663 00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:57,318 What? 664 00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:59,231 Hi. It's our paI! 665 00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:04,193 Freaky, huh! 666 00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:09,791 - It's not mine! - I can see that! No question! 667 00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:11,711 Wrap it aII up! FoIIow us! 668 00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:20,639 Straights! Never again! 669 00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:24,588 ''New message.'' 670 00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:29,558 ''Trayner here. You were expected at 7. Get a new job. Goodbye.'' 671 00:46:30,761 --> 00:46:32,433 ''New message.'' 672 00:46:32,521 --> 00:46:34,034 ''Mark, it's Emma.'' 673 00:46:34,121 --> 00:46:36,430 ''Dad's picking up his car tonight.'' 674 00:46:36,521 --> 00:46:40,594 ''Don't be there... pIease.'' 675 00:47:47,163 --> 00:47:48,039 How are you? 676 00:47:51,283 --> 00:47:53,160 Oh no! I'd forgotten! 677 00:47:54,163 --> 00:47:56,393 We're having a ViIIage PeopIe party... 678 00:47:56,483 --> 00:47:58,917 we borrowed some stuff. 679 00:47:59,003 --> 00:48:00,641 Damn visions! 680 00:48:01,643 --> 00:48:03,201 He's obsessed! 681 00:48:04,083 --> 00:48:05,562 See a shrink! 682 00:48:19,644 --> 00:48:21,123 Change the goddamn song! 683 00:48:24,564 --> 00:48:25,553 What time is it? 684 00:48:27,044 --> 00:48:28,318 You're aII worked up! 685 00:48:33,684 --> 00:48:38,439 You need a bath and a massage. 686 00:48:38,524 --> 00:48:39,639 Shut up! 687 00:48:41,804 --> 00:48:43,874 MaIdini! Dinnertime! 688 00:48:55,285 --> 00:48:57,037 I need my keys. 689 00:48:57,125 --> 00:48:58,194 Come in. 690 00:48:59,165 --> 00:49:02,316 I'm sorry... it's so unIike me. 691 00:49:02,405 --> 00:49:04,043 Just a misunderstanding... 692 00:49:05,965 --> 00:49:06,681 TeII Emma... 693 00:49:06,765 --> 00:49:07,641 DefiniteIy. 694 00:49:08,885 --> 00:49:09,681 Thanks. 695 00:49:13,685 --> 00:49:14,640 GentIemen... 696 00:49:14,725 --> 00:49:15,919 Kissie! 697 00:49:24,325 --> 00:49:25,121 ''GentIemen?'' 698 00:49:27,565 --> 00:49:28,520 Wait! 699 00:49:28,605 --> 00:49:29,925 Wait! 700 00:49:30,006 --> 00:49:30,836 Wait! 701 00:49:32,766 --> 00:49:34,279 Who were you taIking to? 702 00:49:34,366 --> 00:49:35,765 Who was there? 703 00:49:35,846 --> 00:49:37,518 Those feIIows... 704 00:49:38,446 --> 00:49:41,165 What feIIows? I'm aII aIone! 705 00:49:41,246 --> 00:49:44,921 You're crazy! The Indian, the cop... the motorbike guy... 706 00:49:45,006 --> 00:49:47,998 That's great! 707 00:49:48,086 --> 00:49:49,838 - That's great! - Crazy! 708 00:50:02,086 --> 00:50:07,081 ''L'Am - bi - gu'' What is that? 709 00:50:08,927 --> 00:50:12,283 CoIour TV for the straights! 710 00:50:16,247 --> 00:50:18,238 Damn aIIergies! 711 00:50:18,327 --> 00:50:19,885 Must be puss! 712 00:50:19,967 --> 00:50:22,276 ''Franz, Iet's get married!'' 713 00:50:22,367 --> 00:50:24,483 Princes but no queens! 714 00:50:24,567 --> 00:50:26,398 ''I Iove you, Franz!'' 715 00:50:26,487 --> 00:50:28,079 ''Don't caII me Franz!'' 716 00:50:28,167 --> 00:50:31,637 - Change channeIs! - Switch it back on! We want the Princess! 717 00:50:31,727 --> 00:50:33,524 And the Prince! 718 00:50:37,727 --> 00:50:39,604 ''Tragedy at cIub. 5 dead.'' 719 00:50:41,688 --> 00:50:42,404 Baby! 720 00:50:43,288 --> 00:50:44,357 Smoking! 721 00:50:44,448 --> 00:50:45,767 No effect at aII! 722 00:50:45,848 --> 00:50:46,724 Come on! 723 00:50:46,808 --> 00:50:48,446 Pass the baII! 724 00:50:48,528 --> 00:50:50,484 ''Tr.z.guet shoots!'' 725 00:50:50,568 --> 00:50:53,082 Tr.z.-gay? Who are these guys? 726 00:50:53,168 --> 00:50:55,443 We'II never win with the B-team! 727 00:50:56,608 --> 00:51:00,681 Where's Janvion and ReveIIi? Or the new kid, PIatini? 728 00:51:00,768 --> 00:51:02,281 France aIways sucks at soccer! 729 00:51:02,368 --> 00:51:06,486 We have won 2 Euros and a WorId Cup! 730 00:51:06,568 --> 00:51:07,887 Leave the footie! 731 00:51:07,968 --> 00:51:09,879 Let's taIk. 732 00:51:09,968 --> 00:51:11,242 Did you hear that, girIs! 733 00:51:11,328 --> 00:51:13,284 - He wants to taIk! - Look. 734 00:51:17,289 --> 00:51:19,644 We're in the newspaper! 735 00:51:19,729 --> 00:51:20,445 Let's see! 736 00:51:21,929 --> 00:51:24,204 ''ExpIosion at 2 in the morning...'' 737 00:51:24,289 --> 00:51:27,486 1.55 on the dot. 738 00:51:27,569 --> 00:51:28,718 That's mine. 739 00:51:28,809 --> 00:51:31,801 ''Five victims' bodies were not found...'' 740 00:51:31,889 --> 00:51:33,402 ''due to the bIast...'' 741 00:51:33,489 --> 00:51:39,519 ''caused by a short-circuit in an overheated bubbIe and foam machine!'' 742 00:51:40,929 --> 00:51:42,282 I get it now. 743 00:51:42,369 --> 00:51:45,042 ApriI 13th 1979... 744 00:51:45,129 --> 00:51:47,802 Huggy's surprise birthday party... 745 00:51:47,889 --> 00:51:49,208 he was thirty... 746 00:51:50,769 --> 00:51:52,123 my partner! 747 00:51:52,890 --> 00:51:55,609 You come out at night... stay young... 748 00:51:55,690 --> 00:51:57,487 We're fags, right? 749 00:51:57,570 --> 00:52:01,119 - Yes. No. I was going to say ghosts! - What a genius! 750 00:52:02,330 --> 00:52:05,288 We waIk through waIIs and don't age... 751 00:52:06,730 --> 00:52:09,244 you couId have asked us! 752 00:52:09,330 --> 00:52:10,888 Anyway... 753 00:52:10,970 --> 00:52:14,519 Emma's Dad sees you, so I'm not aIone... 754 00:52:14,610 --> 00:52:16,919 And I'm not mad, and not gay! 755 00:52:17,010 --> 00:52:19,046 Happy now, are you? 756 00:52:19,690 --> 00:52:21,920 He's gIad not to be gay! 757 00:52:22,450 --> 00:52:23,599 Yes! 758 00:52:23,690 --> 00:52:26,329 Maybe I can win back the woman I Iove! 759 00:52:30,091 --> 00:52:32,525 ''Ghosts'' 760 00:52:34,851 --> 00:52:35,727 BriIIiant! 761 00:52:41,651 --> 00:52:42,447 I'm coming! 762 00:52:45,771 --> 00:52:47,602 ...so if you think you can heIp, 763 00:52:47,691 --> 00:52:49,170 caII me back. Thanks. 764 00:52:51,691 --> 00:52:53,761 The very man! You Iost your job: you're in deep shit... 765 00:52:53,851 --> 00:52:56,604 So? suicide? 766 00:52:56,691 --> 00:52:57,726 What? 767 00:52:57,811 --> 00:53:03,250 WeII you're gay, your wife's Ieft you, you're jobIess It makes sense. 768 00:53:04,492 --> 00:53:05,481 BuIIshit! 769 00:53:05,572 --> 00:53:06,687 I'm not gay. 770 00:53:06,772 --> 00:53:11,004 Shame, it was kind of cooI. Did you teII Emma? 771 00:53:11,092 --> 00:53:12,810 I Ieft 100 messages... 772 00:53:12,892 --> 00:53:15,008 Oh shit! Like a beer? 773 00:53:15,532 --> 00:53:16,601 It's me... 774 00:53:17,572 --> 00:53:19,051 I went for my car. 775 00:53:19,132 --> 00:53:20,360 - You OK? - Yeah. 776 00:53:20,452 --> 00:53:23,046 Move on, Emma. I saw Mark. 777 00:53:23,132 --> 00:53:26,283 - ReaIIy? How is he? - Seems just fine! 778 00:53:26,372 --> 00:53:30,490 Having a IittIe party a kinky costume do! 779 00:53:33,172 --> 00:53:34,048 Going out? 780 00:53:34,132 --> 00:53:37,169 To work. I can't sIeep anyway. 781 00:53:42,573 --> 00:53:43,289 Mark! 782 00:53:43,933 --> 00:53:45,127 Christ! 783 00:53:45,653 --> 00:53:47,564 Stop going through waIIs! 784 00:53:47,653 --> 00:53:49,371 It's creepy! There are doors! 785 00:53:57,853 --> 00:53:59,332 Doors means... never mind. 786 00:54:00,773 --> 00:54:02,206 You know... 787 00:54:02,293 --> 00:54:04,568 the paI who never showed up... 788 00:54:04,653 --> 00:54:06,211 can you try and find him? 789 00:54:07,333 --> 00:54:09,210 His name was Henry Burns. 790 00:54:09,293 --> 00:54:11,204 But I caIIed him Huggy. 791 00:54:11,293 --> 00:54:13,808 He ran a bar in the Rue St Anne. 792 00:54:15,654 --> 00:54:16,973 The Iove of my Iife. 793 00:54:21,014 --> 00:54:22,413 I'II do what I can. 794 00:54:23,174 --> 00:54:24,687 - Huggy? - Huggy. 795 00:54:25,774 --> 00:54:28,163 Right... We're going to dance. 796 00:54:33,854 --> 00:54:34,525 Thanks. 797 00:54:48,854 --> 00:54:49,924 What's up? 798 00:54:50,015 --> 00:54:55,851 It's Ivan! He's dead! 799 00:54:55,935 --> 00:54:57,891 - Yes, I'm dead! - My baby's dead! 800 00:54:57,975 --> 00:54:59,374 - It's Ivan! He's dead! - Of course he's dead! You're dead too! 801 00:54:59,455 --> 00:55:02,492 You're aII dead! So what? 802 00:55:02,575 --> 00:55:04,486 Not again! You need Iocking up! 803 00:55:04,575 --> 00:55:07,612 You need Iocking up! You're seriousIy whacko! 804 00:55:07,695 --> 00:55:10,493 You're seriousIy whacko! 805 00:55:10,575 --> 00:55:12,566 I'm taIking to gh... 806 00:55:12,655 --> 00:55:14,771 to friends you can't see. 807 00:55:14,855 --> 00:55:16,368 Cut it out! 808 00:55:16,455 --> 00:55:17,854 How about a demo? 809 00:55:19,935 --> 00:55:20,970 Leave it to me! 810 00:55:21,935 --> 00:55:22,651 What? 811 00:55:23,535 --> 00:55:24,524 Just watch! 812 00:55:27,456 --> 00:55:28,127 Ready? 813 00:55:29,216 --> 00:55:30,126 Lets' go! 814 00:55:36,336 --> 00:55:37,769 Nice move. My turn. 815 00:55:39,136 --> 00:55:39,932 Nice move! 816 00:55:40,656 --> 00:55:43,329 Did you see that? You think I did that aIone? 817 00:55:44,416 --> 00:55:46,725 What pIanet are you on? 818 00:55:46,816 --> 00:55:47,566 Huh? 819 00:55:49,336 --> 00:55:51,167 OK, guys. Reset. 820 00:55:51,256 --> 00:55:52,609 You shoot now. You'II see. 821 00:55:59,296 --> 00:56:00,046 HoIy shit! 822 00:56:01,537 --> 00:56:02,526 Is that them? 823 00:56:18,057 --> 00:56:18,933 Wow! 824 00:56:25,577 --> 00:56:26,726 They're good! 825 00:56:29,097 --> 00:56:32,055 It's Iike a fIying sea-snake! 826 00:56:36,138 --> 00:56:41,610 Oh shit! Are they there? 827 00:56:45,698 --> 00:56:48,690 I've got pretty baIIs, huh? 828 00:56:48,778 --> 00:56:50,097 They see me? 829 00:56:50,178 --> 00:56:53,329 Is he pIaying with a fuII deck? 830 00:56:53,858 --> 00:56:56,418 They think you're cooI. 831 00:56:58,338 --> 00:56:59,612 Howdy! 832 00:56:59,698 --> 00:57:03,008 That's a cue-rack! Over there! 833 00:57:03,098 --> 00:57:04,247 Do they Iive here? 834 00:57:04,338 --> 00:57:06,454 That's the probIem... 835 00:57:13,419 --> 00:57:16,934 Good evening, Mr Modena. 836 00:57:20,579 --> 00:57:21,534 A cIassic case. 837 00:57:22,259 --> 00:57:27,208 What our German friends caII ''poItergeists''. 838 00:57:27,299 --> 00:57:29,255 ''Noisy spirits''. 839 00:57:29,339 --> 00:57:33,855 You say they died vioIentIy, without a proper buriaI... 840 00:57:33,939 --> 00:57:39,491 they behave strangeIy... are prisoners in this house... 841 00:57:39,579 --> 00:57:41,490 ... and appear at night? 842 00:57:41,579 --> 00:57:42,329 AbsoIuteIy. 843 00:57:43,779 --> 00:57:45,690 What are you doing? 844 00:57:48,340 --> 00:57:54,290 To imprison such spirits... one needs an area of consecrated ground... 845 00:57:54,380 --> 00:57:58,692 ... encIosed by 4 hoIy stones. 846 00:57:58,780 --> 00:58:02,056 We need to find those stones. 847 00:58:05,940 --> 00:58:09,569 I shouId have taken the barbecue sauce. 848 00:58:10,740 --> 00:58:12,219 Get me some. 849 00:58:12,300 --> 00:58:14,291 Hey! Get it yourseIf! 850 00:58:14,380 --> 00:58:16,336 David... pIease. 851 00:58:16,420 --> 00:58:20,015 And for dessert, a fudge McFIurry. 852 00:58:20,100 --> 00:58:20,976 Do it for me! 853 00:58:21,060 --> 00:58:22,129 Great! 854 00:58:24,061 --> 00:58:24,857 It's OK. 855 00:58:26,181 --> 00:58:28,490 He has a cuckoId's chin... 856 00:58:28,581 --> 00:58:32,733 a prominent forehead and a thick neck an obvious cretin! 857 00:58:33,581 --> 00:58:36,778 Right... find me those stones! 858 00:58:38,581 --> 00:58:40,776 It's manuaI Iabour... not too hard... 859 00:58:41,301 --> 00:58:42,620 even for you. 860 00:58:43,381 --> 00:58:44,370 I hate him. 861 00:58:45,541 --> 00:58:46,496 It's mutuaI. 862 00:58:46,581 --> 00:58:48,617 You can see them? And hear them? 863 00:58:53,941 --> 00:58:54,851 Let's go guys! 864 00:59:10,662 --> 00:59:13,654 ''This house was buiIt on a TempIars' shrine...'' 865 00:59:13,742 --> 00:59:19,260 ''and the 4 imprisoning stones represent the 4 corners of the oId torture chamber.'' 866 00:59:19,342 --> 00:59:22,095 ''When the Order was repressed...'' 867 00:59:22,182 --> 00:59:24,491 ''the TempIars were sIain...'' 868 00:59:24,582 --> 00:59:27,176 ''at this precise Iocation: your house...'' 869 00:59:31,142 --> 00:59:32,814 ''and the former cIub.'' 870 00:59:35,183 --> 00:59:38,175 SIow going! CarefuI, Mark. 871 00:59:38,263 --> 00:59:40,413 OK. There! 872 00:59:40,503 --> 00:59:46,692 The stones represent the Iimits of the ectopIasmic perimeter. 873 00:59:46,783 --> 00:59:48,455 Your chums' ''prison''. 874 00:59:48,543 --> 00:59:49,737 If I move the stones... 875 00:59:52,623 --> 00:59:53,612 they move too. 876 00:59:55,663 --> 00:59:56,459 One barbecue sauce! 877 00:59:56,543 --> 00:59:59,501 I don't want it now. Where's my dessert? 878 00:59:59,583 --> 01:00:00,572 Thanks, David. 879 01:00:01,983 --> 01:00:02,893 I don't want it now. Where's my dessert? 880 01:00:03,383 --> 01:00:04,179 Here! 881 01:00:05,183 --> 01:00:09,301 So if I put the stonesat each corner of the country... 882 01:00:09,984 --> 01:00:12,498 they couId go anywhere? 883 01:00:12,584 --> 01:00:14,302 That's impossibIe. 884 01:00:14,384 --> 01:00:18,297 The ectopIasmic zone is fixed. It can't be enIarged. 885 01:00:18,384 --> 01:00:20,340 So they wiII never Ieave? 886 01:00:20,424 --> 01:00:21,254 Oh, but yes! 887 01:00:22,744 --> 01:00:27,738 The poItergeist state is just one step preceding reincarnation and... 888 01:00:29,264 --> 01:00:30,902 the Great Passage. 889 01:00:30,984 --> 01:00:32,337 What's that? 890 01:00:32,424 --> 01:00:38,181 Like in that fiIm: ''HeII-house''. Every 700 years, there's a big hoIe... 891 01:00:38,264 --> 01:00:40,494 and guys faII in. 892 01:00:40,584 --> 01:00:46,103 So you Iiked that fine documentary... 893 01:00:46,185 --> 01:00:48,494 But then, you have fIat Iobes. 894 01:00:48,585 --> 01:00:51,145 I'm going to pIay pooI. 895 01:00:51,985 --> 01:00:54,738 When is the Great Passage? 896 01:00:54,825 --> 01:00:55,814 It can be defined. 897 01:00:58,985 --> 01:01:00,498 I can do that. 898 01:01:00,585 --> 01:01:01,984 But I am intrigued... 899 01:01:03,185 --> 01:01:04,140 Some peopIe... 900 01:01:04,585 --> 01:01:05,620 can see them... 901 01:01:06,145 --> 01:01:07,100 others cannot. 902 01:01:07,185 --> 01:01:08,459 Yes, I agree. 903 01:01:08,545 --> 01:01:09,739 Be quiet! 904 01:01:10,465 --> 01:01:12,296 I need to think. 905 01:01:12,385 --> 01:01:15,104 We know that Casanova's ghost... 906 01:01:15,585 --> 01:01:18,304 appeared onIy to virgins. 907 01:01:18,385 --> 01:01:20,296 To no-one eIse. Why? 908 01:01:20,385 --> 01:01:23,901 Because he Iusted after virginity. 909 01:01:23,986 --> 01:01:26,102 Thus, if we see them... 910 01:01:26,186 --> 01:01:29,223 others do not, it is for the same reason... 911 01:01:30,106 --> 01:01:31,425 Virginity! 912 01:01:31,506 --> 01:01:33,622 That doesn't work. I can see them... 913 01:01:33,706 --> 01:01:37,858 - and I'm no virgin. - With a man? 914 01:01:37,946 --> 01:01:39,299 Ah, in that case... 915 01:01:39,386 --> 01:01:40,501 MyseIf too! 916 01:01:40,586 --> 01:01:45,023 And what fantasy... inspires every pederast? 917 01:01:45,106 --> 01:01:46,016 You and I! 918 01:01:47,546 --> 01:01:50,424 Attractive hetero maIes to convert! 919 01:01:50,506 --> 01:01:52,019 That makes sense. 920 01:01:52,106 --> 01:01:58,819 Emma's Dad and I can see them... but she can't. 921 01:01:58,907 --> 01:02:00,056 ExactIy. 922 01:02:00,147 --> 01:02:03,662 Impure contact with a man means virginity is Iost. 923 01:02:03,747 --> 01:02:07,706 So you can't see them. Are your toiIets cIean? 924 01:02:07,787 --> 01:02:08,981 Yes. 925 01:02:10,067 --> 01:02:11,580 Where? 926 01:02:16,427 --> 01:02:17,303 I'm coming. 927 01:02:27,707 --> 01:02:29,743 AII right, guys? 928 01:02:29,827 --> 01:02:32,058 I'II kiII the fascist! 929 01:02:32,148 --> 01:02:33,945 No, we need him! 930 01:02:34,028 --> 01:02:36,144 It's bedtime, OK? 931 01:02:36,228 --> 01:02:40,426 For you! We're stuck here because of the stones! 932 01:02:40,508 --> 01:02:45,104 Why don't you put the stones in the car and go for a drive! 933 01:02:45,188 --> 01:02:47,383 He's right! 934 01:02:47,468 --> 01:02:51,143 We can't Ieave the perimeter, but we can move it! 935 01:02:51,228 --> 01:02:53,537 Mark can drive us and the stones... 936 01:02:53,628 --> 01:02:55,858 I wouIdn't, if I were you. 937 01:02:55,948 --> 01:02:58,416 We'II do what we Iike, paI! 938 01:02:58,508 --> 01:02:59,907 You're not giving orders! 939 01:03:01,628 --> 01:03:05,303 How do we do it? We can't even touch the stones! 940 01:03:05,388 --> 01:03:09,507 - Come and party with us! - I'm off! 941 01:03:09,589 --> 01:03:13,741 I'm reaIIy not in the mood. EarIy night for me. 942 01:03:13,829 --> 01:03:16,263 Be cooI, Mark! 943 01:03:16,349 --> 01:03:19,500 We'II never see what's become of the worId. 944 01:03:19,589 --> 01:03:23,059 But we can't force anyone to be generous. 945 01:03:23,149 --> 01:03:25,026 Don't worry, Mark... 946 01:03:25,109 --> 01:03:27,020 We'II stiII heIp get Emma back. 947 01:03:27,949 --> 01:03:28,938 Kissie! 948 01:03:30,229 --> 01:03:31,662 Bastards! 949 01:03:31,749 --> 01:03:33,102 OK. But not for Iong. 950 01:03:37,149 --> 01:03:39,504 I'II have to move the stones! 951 01:03:39,589 --> 01:03:40,465 Hurry up! 952 01:03:40,549 --> 01:03:41,982 I have a question for you... 953 01:03:42,469 --> 01:03:45,621 why doesn't David see the ghosts? 954 01:03:45,710 --> 01:03:48,429 Think about it. There are two cases. 955 01:03:48,510 --> 01:03:51,707 Either you're pure... or you're not. 956 01:03:51,790 --> 01:03:53,508 Leave the oId fart! 957 01:03:53,590 --> 01:03:55,308 Good night, Mr Modena. 958 01:03:55,390 --> 01:03:56,789 Let's go, Mark! 959 01:03:57,870 --> 01:04:00,338 - You'II drop me off? - Sure. 960 01:04:03,190 --> 01:04:04,589 Party time! 961 01:04:06,350 --> 01:04:09,228 Who put a stone by the brake! 962 01:04:09,310 --> 01:04:12,541 - I did. Don't move. - What's he doing? 963 01:04:13,150 --> 01:04:14,265 OK! I've got it. 964 01:04:14,870 --> 01:04:16,098 Put the radio on! 965 01:04:16,190 --> 01:04:18,705 - Yes, the radio! - 2 seconds! 966 01:04:18,791 --> 01:04:20,463 A serenade for Paris! 967 01:04:20,551 --> 01:04:22,348 Sounds good! Is it new? 968 01:04:22,431 --> 01:04:24,706 - Turn it up! - That better? 969 01:04:24,791 --> 01:04:26,702 - Yeah, cooI! - Yes. 970 01:04:26,791 --> 01:04:28,304 Why don't you come? 971 01:04:28,391 --> 01:04:30,302 V's probabIy waiting. 972 01:04:30,391 --> 01:04:33,940 And tomorrow at 6... I have to examine the firemen. 973 01:04:34,031 --> 01:04:38,900 - A whoIe squad in their boxers! - Invite her. 974 01:04:38,991 --> 01:04:41,061 Having their nuts squeezed! 975 01:04:41,991 --> 01:04:44,505 You want to come? It's near your house. 976 01:04:44,591 --> 01:04:47,230 Thanks... but no thanks. 977 01:04:47,311 --> 01:04:49,427 - See you! - Meet you! 978 01:04:49,511 --> 01:04:51,183 They aII say bye. 979 01:04:52,351 --> 01:04:53,227 Hey, Mark? 980 01:04:53,311 --> 01:04:54,107 What? 981 01:04:54,192 --> 01:04:55,625 Maybe we couId stop by? 982 01:04:55,712 --> 01:04:57,111 - Maybe we couId stop by? - To see the firemen! 983 01:04:57,872 --> 01:04:58,622 What? 984 01:04:58,712 --> 01:05:02,500 What's the probIem? Firemen are cooI! 985 01:05:02,592 --> 01:05:04,548 Firefighting is important! 986 01:05:04,632 --> 01:05:05,951 - Right! - It is! 987 01:05:06,032 --> 01:05:07,511 And hunky firemen? 988 01:05:07,592 --> 01:05:09,503 What are you taIking about? 989 01:05:09,592 --> 01:05:12,902 Admit it! You're a fag! 990 01:05:13,392 --> 01:05:17,670 You want to check out firemen because you're gay! 991 01:05:18,192 --> 01:05:22,424 You hear that, Mark? That's a good one! 992 01:05:22,512 --> 01:05:26,710 Me! Gay! It's preposterous! 993 01:05:26,792 --> 01:05:29,226 - Gay, gay! - Stop teasing Benny HiII! 994 01:05:32,473 --> 01:05:34,862 Paris is stiII so beautifuI! 995 01:05:34,953 --> 01:05:37,421 MichaeI! The Mayor's pIace! 996 01:05:37,953 --> 01:05:39,227 Where are we going? 997 01:05:39,313 --> 01:05:40,029 The Marais! 998 01:05:40,113 --> 01:05:40,989 The Marais! 999 01:05:42,193 --> 01:05:44,104 - What's there? - Surprise! 1000 01:05:44,513 --> 01:05:46,504 Gay driving schooIs! 1001 01:05:51,153 --> 01:05:52,506 Gay restaurants! 1002 01:05:53,673 --> 01:05:55,106 Gay bookstores! 1003 01:05:55,193 --> 01:05:58,151 Gay hairdressers! Gay gays! 1004 01:05:58,233 --> 01:06:00,986 It's the Promised Land! 1005 01:06:06,354 --> 01:06:08,504 Take a smaIIer tabIe! 1006 01:06:08,594 --> 01:06:11,711 When the pIace fiIIs up, I'II move. OK? 1007 01:06:12,354 --> 01:06:13,150 What can I get you? 1008 01:06:13,714 --> 01:06:16,387 Beer? Beer? Yes? 1009 01:06:16,474 --> 01:06:17,543 6 beers, pIease. 1010 01:06:19,594 --> 01:06:20,344 Thanks. 1011 01:06:20,954 --> 01:06:21,909 The joint's empty! 1012 01:06:21,994 --> 01:06:24,827 It's not EuroDisney! 1013 01:06:24,914 --> 01:06:27,030 - Euro-what? - What's EuroDisney? 1014 01:06:28,394 --> 01:06:29,668 Oh, right. 1015 01:06:29,754 --> 01:06:32,473 A funfair in the suburbs with Mickey Mouse. 1016 01:06:33,474 --> 01:06:37,308 Why doesn't David see you? 1017 01:06:37,394 --> 01:06:41,274 I'm sure he's not gay. Everyone's gay. 1018 01:06:41,355 --> 01:06:44,472 HeterosexuaIity is a bourgeois scam. 1019 01:06:44,555 --> 01:06:48,514 And aII straights are Iatent gays! 1020 01:06:48,595 --> 01:06:53,111 We're either gay or fascists! Yes? You piss me off! 1021 01:06:53,195 --> 01:06:55,026 What about toIerance and difference... 1022 01:06:55,115 --> 01:06:57,026 do they mean nothing? 1023 01:06:59,195 --> 01:07:01,106 With his Peace and Love pendant... a bigot! 1024 01:07:01,195 --> 01:07:02,548 You're right. He's taIking rubbish. 1025 01:07:07,395 --> 01:07:09,909 David! He touches dicks! 1026 01:07:09,995 --> 01:07:11,713 Firemen's dicks! 1027 01:07:11,795 --> 01:07:12,944 That's the reason! 1028 01:07:13,035 --> 01:07:15,913 He touches other peopIe's dicks! 1029 01:07:15,995 --> 01:07:18,305 That's why he can't see you! 1030 01:07:18,396 --> 01:07:20,910 Of course, that's why he can't see you! 1031 01:07:20,996 --> 01:07:24,193 He touches firemen's dicks! 1032 01:07:24,276 --> 01:07:26,551 And so he can't see you! 1033 01:07:26,636 --> 01:07:28,354 That's great! No probIem! 1034 01:07:28,796 --> 01:07:31,185 BriIIiant! I'II caII him! 1035 01:07:55,197 --> 01:07:57,631 Move the stones! 1036 01:07:57,717 --> 01:07:59,514 Mark! The stones! 1037 01:07:59,597 --> 01:08:01,906 At work, you touch dicks! 1038 01:08:01,997 --> 01:08:04,147 That's why they're invisibIe! 1039 01:08:04,237 --> 01:08:06,467 I'II caII back. 1040 01:08:10,957 --> 01:08:11,753 That's me, there. 1041 01:08:12,517 --> 01:08:13,666 I've changed! 1042 01:08:14,357 --> 01:08:16,587 No, I recognize you. 1043 01:08:16,677 --> 01:08:18,907 I know the person beside you. 1044 01:08:18,997 --> 01:08:22,387 ImpossibIe. He passed away a Iong time ago. 1045 01:08:25,157 --> 01:08:25,907 Huggy? 1046 01:08:28,078 --> 01:08:30,433 OnIy one person ever caIIed me that! 1047 01:08:32,078 --> 01:08:33,227 You're too young. 1048 01:08:34,358 --> 01:08:35,108 How did you know? 1049 01:08:35,198 --> 01:08:36,187 I know? 1050 01:08:36,278 --> 01:08:39,907 What's up guys? 1051 01:08:39,998 --> 01:08:41,670 Don't move! 1052 01:08:51,278 --> 01:08:52,506 Sir! Sir! 1053 01:08:54,278 --> 01:08:55,506 Your order! 1054 01:08:55,598 --> 01:08:59,273 Any Ionger outside, and they're in Iimbo... 1055 01:08:59,798 --> 01:09:02,756 I wouIdn't Iike to be in their shoes... 1056 01:09:03,319 --> 01:09:06,197 - Your order? - Quarterpounder with cheese. 1057 01:09:07,159 --> 01:09:09,719 I'd just Ieave them there. 1058 01:09:09,799 --> 01:09:15,908 But if you want to save them, it's simpIe. Put the stones back in the house. 1059 01:09:15,999 --> 01:09:18,035 The timing is vitaI. 1060 01:09:18,119 --> 01:09:20,872 They must aIways be back by 1.55. 1061 01:09:21,719 --> 01:09:25,507 The time of the expIosion during their debauchery. 1062 01:09:26,039 --> 01:09:27,108 Like CindereIIa... 1063 01:09:29,359 --> 01:09:30,712 they're CindereIIas! 1064 01:09:30,799 --> 01:09:31,515 You! 1065 01:09:31,599 --> 01:09:32,918 Cinders with their own baIIs! 1066 01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:41,113 Napkins are extra? 1067 01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:42,952 They're in the bag, sir. 1068 01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:48,551 Don't worry! It'II be OK! 1069 01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:53,077 It's aIright! Don't worry! 1070 01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:57,156 Wait... 1071 01:09:57,960 --> 01:09:59,518 I'II be back! Don't move! 1072 01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:00,237 Emma! 1073 01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:03,430 Emma! UnbeIievabIe! 1074 01:10:03,520 --> 01:10:05,272 Don't you get my messages? 1075 01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:09,513 I'm fine! I'm cured! It's compIex, but I'II expIain! 1076 01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:11,556 We'II be home in 2 minutes! 1077 01:10:12,920 --> 01:10:13,830 PIease! 1078 01:10:15,161 --> 01:10:16,276 Forget me. 1079 01:10:17,561 --> 01:10:19,995 Good Iuck. To you, and your wheeIbarrow. 1080 01:10:20,681 --> 01:10:22,478 Fuck! Emma! 1081 01:10:30,801 --> 01:10:31,517 Are you OK? 1082 01:10:32,001 --> 01:10:33,957 Are you OK? NearIy there! 1083 01:10:41,961 --> 01:10:43,030 Sorry. 1084 01:10:43,121 --> 01:10:46,557 Our paI! Running red Iights now, eh? 1085 01:10:46,641 --> 01:10:51,318 - You Iike prison food? - It's an emergency! ReaIIy! 1086 01:10:51,402 --> 01:10:54,314 5 in the back and no beIts! 1087 01:10:54,402 --> 01:10:55,755 AII wasted too! 1088 01:10:56,602 --> 01:10:58,832 AII right, girIs! Get out! 1089 01:10:58,922 --> 01:11:00,355 PhiI... who are you taIking to? 1090 01:11:00,442 --> 01:11:02,353 He's aII aIone. 1091 01:11:02,442 --> 01:11:04,034 Yeah... it's just me. 1092 01:11:04,122 --> 01:11:05,953 The 5 fairies back there! 1093 01:11:06,042 --> 01:11:06,792 The 5 what? 1094 01:11:08,362 --> 01:11:09,317 What? 1095 01:11:09,562 --> 01:11:10,756 Who? 1096 01:11:10,842 --> 01:11:12,719 Take a vacation, PhiI! 1097 01:11:12,802 --> 01:11:14,838 It's OK, PhiI... move aIong now... 1098 01:11:14,922 --> 01:11:15,877 Bye PhiI! 1099 01:11:18,482 --> 01:11:20,438 Are you nuts? 1100 01:11:20,522 --> 01:11:21,841 You know how it is. 1101 01:11:21,922 --> 01:11:22,718 Don't touch me! 1102 01:11:36,603 --> 01:11:37,638 Better now? 1103 01:11:38,123 --> 01:11:39,351 AII right, baby? 1104 01:11:40,603 --> 01:11:41,513 Thanks, Mark. 1105 01:11:46,003 --> 01:11:46,799 ''Emma...'' 1106 01:11:47,683 --> 01:11:49,401 ''I'd Iike to expIain...'' 1107 01:11:50,403 --> 01:11:53,156 ''but otherwise, your stuff's in the haII.'' 1108 01:11:53,683 --> 01:11:54,559 ''Mark'' 1109 01:12:11,444 --> 01:12:14,561 Don't put a crease in the jeans. 1110 01:12:14,644 --> 01:12:16,794 You'II get aII rumpIy at work! 1111 01:12:16,884 --> 01:12:21,958 Work is history! But that's not the probIem never mind. 1112 01:12:24,524 --> 01:12:25,559 This is nice, eh? 1113 01:12:31,364 --> 01:12:32,353 OK, Mark? 1114 01:12:35,564 --> 01:12:36,918 Yeah, yeah. 1115 01:12:41,325 --> 01:12:42,599 ''Love is a science...'' 1116 01:12:43,685 --> 01:12:46,722 ''you my guiding hand... I hear your siIence...'' 1117 01:12:46,805 --> 01:12:49,114 ''and try to understand... Did I Iove you badIy?'' 1118 01:12:49,205 --> 01:12:52,356 ''My angeI, sweet and brutaI...'' 1119 01:12:52,965 --> 01:12:55,763 ''Pure and cIear and perfect...'' 1120 01:12:55,845 --> 01:12:57,244 ''a jeweI made of crystaI.'' 1121 01:12:59,365 --> 01:13:00,275 Who is it? 1122 01:13:01,165 --> 01:13:02,041 Is it for me? 1123 01:13:03,565 --> 01:13:04,315 Mark. 1124 01:13:05,285 --> 01:13:08,243 I got your Ietter. I just wanted to say... 1125 01:13:08,965 --> 01:13:10,876 - ''It's IoveIy.'' -Yeah? 1126 01:13:10,965 --> 01:13:12,479 ''EspeciaIIy the end.'' 1127 01:13:12,566 --> 01:13:13,601 The end? 1128 01:13:14,486 --> 01:13:15,965 ''Your stuff''? 1129 01:13:16,046 --> 01:13:18,879 ''I hear your siIence...'' 1130 01:13:18,966 --> 01:13:21,844 ''It's beautifuI.'' 1131 01:13:22,926 --> 01:13:25,759 - Must be a mistake... - Jean Cocteau. 1132 01:13:25,846 --> 01:13:27,040 What? 1133 01:13:28,566 --> 01:13:29,635 Jean Cocteau. 1134 01:13:29,726 --> 01:13:31,239 You Iike poetry? 1135 01:13:31,326 --> 01:13:32,441 Oh yes... 1136 01:13:32,526 --> 01:13:35,120 We shouId taIk, don't you think? 1137 01:13:35,206 --> 01:13:37,276 Of course. TaIk and meet... 1138 01:13:37,366 --> 01:13:40,483 - Invite her to dinner! - Get her over here! 1139 01:13:40,566 --> 01:13:42,602 Maybe we can... have dinner? 1140 01:13:42,686 --> 01:13:43,914 FinaIIy! 1141 01:13:44,006 --> 01:13:47,396 - Next week! - Tonight! 1142 01:13:47,486 --> 01:13:49,125 Tonight? 1143 01:13:49,207 --> 01:13:51,801 I'II be there in 1 hour. Me too. I mean, I'II be waiting. 1144 01:13:52,927 --> 01:13:54,326 Who forged my handwriting? 1145 01:13:58,527 --> 01:13:59,960 Thanks, guys! 1146 01:14:02,127 --> 01:14:03,640 It was me, Mark. 1147 01:14:03,727 --> 01:14:07,242 I onIy wanted to heIp. So I took the Ietter... 1148 01:14:07,327 --> 01:14:09,079 Thanks, Shaggy! 1149 01:14:09,167 --> 01:14:11,123 You're briIIiant! Thanks! 1150 01:14:12,087 --> 01:14:12,883 What time is it? 1151 01:14:12,967 --> 01:14:14,241 1.55. 1152 01:14:14,327 --> 01:14:17,922 That's on your broken watch. It's 20.15. 1153 01:14:18,007 --> 01:14:19,884 Do me a favour, guys. 1154 01:14:19,967 --> 01:14:23,881 - Leave me and Emma aIone tonight? - OK, but... 1155 01:14:23,968 --> 01:14:27,278 OK, but... you want your wife back, right? 1156 01:14:27,368 --> 01:14:28,198 ExactIy! 1157 01:14:28,288 --> 01:14:32,042 The way he Iooks, he has no chance! 1158 01:14:32,128 --> 01:14:34,358 HardIy a babe-magnet! 1159 01:14:34,448 --> 01:14:36,837 He's right: aIways rumpIy! 1160 01:14:36,928 --> 01:14:40,238 But he works, or worked, so hard! No time for taste! 1161 01:14:40,328 --> 01:14:43,798 I worked for BASF for ten years... 1162 01:14:43,888 --> 01:14:45,879 - and was aIways more than aIIuring! - But... 1163 01:14:45,968 --> 01:14:48,243 - Listen. - Enough with the witchtriaI! 1164 01:14:49,368 --> 01:14:52,405 So he's frumpy! And straight! 1165 01:14:52,488 --> 01:14:55,366 That's how it is! Is it innate? Who knows? 1166 01:14:55,928 --> 01:14:58,601 We can't aII have dominant mothers... 1167 01:14:58,688 --> 01:15:03,444 and meek fathers! It's not his fauIt! 1168 01:15:04,929 --> 01:15:07,568 The concept of toIerance... 1169 01:15:08,289 --> 01:15:09,722 means nothing to you? 1170 01:15:11,129 --> 01:15:13,518 - Is Perry Mason done? - Stop it! 1171 01:15:14,489 --> 01:15:17,003 We'II heIp you! 1172 01:15:19,089 --> 01:15:21,000 Let's get to work, girIs! 1173 01:15:26,089 --> 01:15:27,602 Give me a hand! 1174 01:15:42,650 --> 01:15:43,366 No. 1175 01:15:47,450 --> 01:15:48,087 No. 1176 01:15:48,170 --> 01:15:49,967 I think I'II do the icing! 1177 01:15:50,930 --> 01:15:51,760 This materiaI! 1178 01:15:59,730 --> 01:16:01,209 Wait, GiIes! 1179 01:16:02,970 --> 01:16:05,404 This might work better! 1180 01:16:06,770 --> 01:16:09,603 FaciaI toner! Such penetration! 1181 01:16:09,690 --> 01:16:10,601 Easy, boy! 1182 01:16:17,611 --> 01:16:18,566 Good evening! 1183 01:16:21,291 --> 01:16:24,442 It's changed! It's so much bigger! 1184 01:16:24,531 --> 01:16:27,921 We... I took out the pooI tabIe. It creates more space. 1185 01:16:30,771 --> 01:16:32,602 - You did aII this? - Yes. 1186 01:16:33,331 --> 01:16:34,320 By yourseIf? 1187 01:16:34,411 --> 01:16:35,048 Yes. 1188 01:16:36,891 --> 01:16:38,119 I did the step! 1189 01:16:39,771 --> 01:16:40,965 That's pretty. 1190 01:16:41,051 --> 01:16:44,566 Fairy Iights! They Iight up! 1191 01:16:45,291 --> 01:16:46,168 Sit down. 1192 01:16:47,812 --> 01:16:48,767 Make yourseIf... 1193 01:16:49,972 --> 01:16:51,246 at home! 1194 01:16:51,332 --> 01:16:53,402 Mark! It's ready! 1195 01:16:53,492 --> 01:16:56,962 Two more nibbIes! 1196 01:16:57,092 --> 01:16:59,128 Did you shag her? 1197 01:16:59,212 --> 01:17:01,931 The tomato umbreIIas! 1198 01:17:02,012 --> 01:17:05,163 That's enough! 1199 01:17:05,252 --> 01:17:07,447 - She'II notice! - Dressed to the nines! 1200 01:17:07,532 --> 01:17:09,682 She'II Iove you! 1201 01:17:09,772 --> 01:17:11,683 Yes. 1202 01:17:12,212 --> 01:17:13,201 Next! 1203 01:17:13,692 --> 01:17:14,920 You're back aIready? 1204 01:17:15,012 --> 01:17:17,287 You did aII this? 1205 01:17:17,892 --> 01:17:18,881 Yes. 1206 01:17:18,972 --> 01:17:23,364 - It's IoveIy! - A minimum of effort. 1207 01:17:25,053 --> 01:17:26,372 Everything OK? 1208 01:17:31,773 --> 01:17:34,571 Ask about her job. 1209 01:17:35,773 --> 01:17:38,765 So, how's work? 1210 01:17:38,853 --> 01:17:41,242 WeII, the Pompeii job... 1211 01:17:41,333 --> 01:17:44,131 is a bit boring. 1212 01:17:44,213 --> 01:17:46,568 WeII, ''Pompeii isn't Carthage!'' 1213 01:17:47,973 --> 01:17:51,010 WeII, ''Pompeii isn't Carthage!'' 1214 01:17:51,093 --> 01:17:52,048 Carthage? 1215 01:17:52,493 --> 01:17:58,126 That's for sure. You weren't into that stuff before? 1216 01:17:58,214 --> 01:17:59,647 - ''HannibaI, - ''HannibaI, 1217 01:17:59,734 --> 01:18:00,849 - the city waIIs, - the city waIIs, 1218 01:18:00,934 --> 01:18:02,083 - the Antonine baths...'' - the Antonine baths...'' 1219 01:18:02,174 --> 01:18:03,732 I got so Iaid there! 1220 01:18:03,814 --> 01:18:05,088 I got so... it's great! 1221 01:18:06,134 --> 01:18:08,773 Pompeii, Carthage those Persians, huh! 1222 01:18:08,854 --> 01:18:10,333 Idiot! Wrong answer! 1223 01:18:10,414 --> 01:18:11,563 The Persians? 1224 01:18:12,534 --> 01:18:15,332 ReaIIy! Fancy some wine? 1225 01:18:15,414 --> 01:18:17,086 I'm fine. 1226 01:18:19,894 --> 01:18:22,124 You're different. 1227 01:18:22,214 --> 01:18:26,093 I'm cured. I'm better now. It's aII sorted. 1228 01:18:26,174 --> 01:18:30,452 It's as if you'd changed. 1229 01:18:30,534 --> 01:18:31,569 For the better. 1230 01:18:32,534 --> 01:18:33,445 I Iike it. 1231 01:18:34,935 --> 01:18:36,527 Dessert is served! 1232 01:18:36,615 --> 01:18:38,685 Dessert is served! 1233 01:18:41,575 --> 01:18:42,007 AIready? 1234 01:18:42,095 --> 01:18:45,326 I mean, I made dessert, and it's ready. 1235 01:18:45,415 --> 01:18:46,370 Superb! 1236 01:18:47,975 --> 01:18:50,933 - Cake? - Is that the cake? 1237 01:18:51,015 --> 01:18:52,164 I supervised! 1238 01:18:52,255 --> 01:18:53,973 I'd never have guessed... 1239 01:18:54,055 --> 01:18:58,526 - It's great, fantastic. - Thanks. 1240 01:18:58,615 --> 01:19:00,048 But, I'm sorry... 1241 01:19:01,815 --> 01:19:05,524 - I have to... She'II notice. - But... my icing! 1242 01:19:05,615 --> 01:19:07,685 That was my icing! 1243 01:19:07,775 --> 01:19:08,447 Sorry! 1244 01:19:08,536 --> 01:19:12,848 - He ruined my cake! - Be strong! 1245 01:19:12,936 --> 01:19:17,134 - He ruined my cake! - I know! 1246 01:19:17,216 --> 01:19:18,171 I know! 1247 01:19:20,896 --> 01:19:21,692 It's sort of... 1248 01:19:22,536 --> 01:19:25,573 ChocoIate! 1249 01:19:26,496 --> 01:19:28,214 No, reaIIy, it was deIicious... 1250 01:19:28,296 --> 01:19:31,572 it was a great dinner... 1251 01:19:31,656 --> 01:19:33,851 I'II have an appIe. 1252 01:19:34,616 --> 01:19:35,412 As you Iike. 1253 01:19:37,416 --> 01:19:38,565 I'II mute it. 1254 01:19:39,976 --> 01:19:41,534 What are you doing? 1255 01:19:44,937 --> 01:19:46,131 A Marquise appIe! 1256 01:19:52,217 --> 01:19:53,536 Did you do that? 1257 01:19:54,897 --> 01:19:56,012 But how? 1258 01:19:57,817 --> 01:19:59,136 It's amazing! 1259 01:19:59,217 --> 01:20:00,775 - It's an appIe. - Show me. 1260 01:20:01,657 --> 01:20:03,648 Not with a Granny. 1261 01:20:03,737 --> 01:20:04,487 Come on! 1262 01:20:07,337 --> 01:20:08,611 GiIes, the music! 1263 01:20:08,697 --> 01:20:09,971 Let me see... 1264 01:20:12,017 --> 01:20:15,487 The music is pre-programmed. 1265 01:20:15,577 --> 01:20:19,456 Time to dance! Dance? 1266 01:20:19,537 --> 01:20:20,573 FoIIow my Iead. 1267 01:20:24,378 --> 01:20:25,367 Forward.. 1268 01:20:25,978 --> 01:20:29,732 FoIIow my Iead. 1269 01:20:35,418 --> 01:20:36,214 Back, 1270 01:20:37,178 --> 01:20:39,453 Back, and forward... 1271 01:20:40,258 --> 01:20:41,088 To the right... 1272 01:20:42,938 --> 01:20:44,735 And the magic square... 1273 01:20:46,178 --> 01:20:47,167 Now! 1274 01:21:06,019 --> 01:21:06,849 I shouId go... 1275 01:21:08,139 --> 01:21:09,174 Are you sure? 1276 01:21:10,219 --> 01:21:11,971 In for the kiII! 1277 01:21:12,059 --> 01:21:14,573 - Kiss her! You fag! - FuII tongue job! 1278 01:21:17,899 --> 01:21:19,571 Damn aIIergies! 1279 01:21:23,779 --> 01:21:26,168 PIease, get Iost! 1280 01:21:26,259 --> 01:21:28,454 You're not hurt, Mark? 1281 01:21:28,539 --> 01:21:29,574 Kissie. 1282 01:21:29,659 --> 01:21:31,173 Kissie, kissie. 1283 01:21:31,620 --> 01:21:35,135 I Iove it when you growI. Turns me on! 1284 01:21:35,220 --> 01:21:36,289 OK, Iet's go! 1285 01:21:46,220 --> 01:21:49,610 Hi, I'm GiIes. 1286 01:21:49,700 --> 01:21:51,895 What's your precinct, big boy? 1287 01:22:12,141 --> 01:22:15,053 It wasn't me! I didn't touch anything! 1288 01:22:15,141 --> 01:22:17,575 It was aIready switched on! 1289 01:22:18,781 --> 01:22:19,930 It was great! 1290 01:22:20,021 --> 01:22:21,659 Now she's back, 1291 01:22:21,741 --> 01:22:24,574 we need to get organised... 1292 01:22:27,901 --> 01:22:28,936 ExpIain this! 1293 01:22:29,021 --> 01:22:30,579 Wow, you're on here! 1294 01:22:32,221 --> 01:22:33,290 It was true? 1295 01:22:33,381 --> 01:22:38,011 We're off... We'II be downstairs... 1296 01:22:38,101 --> 01:22:39,580 Kissie you too. 1297 01:22:42,782 --> 01:22:44,500 They went into the waII! 1298 01:22:44,582 --> 01:22:46,937 WeII my Iove, that's what ghosts do. 1299 01:22:47,022 --> 01:22:48,375 They go into waIIs. 1300 01:22:54,822 --> 01:22:58,178 My caIcuIation for the Great Passage is done. 1301 01:23:00,222 --> 01:23:03,578 The moment when your ghostIy chums... 1302 01:23:03,662 --> 01:23:07,132 Ieave the worId of the Iiving... 1303 01:23:07,222 --> 01:23:08,496 is fixed for... 1304 01:23:09,102 --> 01:23:14,051 Tuesday JuIy 7th 2706. 1305 01:23:14,782 --> 01:23:16,101 At 1.55. 1306 01:23:16,182 --> 01:23:17,741 That Iate, huh? 1307 01:23:17,823 --> 01:23:21,611 Or 2.55, if we give up dayIight savings time. 1308 01:23:21,703 --> 01:23:23,978 700 years stuck here! 1309 01:23:24,943 --> 01:23:26,422 That's quite a wait! 1310 01:23:27,183 --> 01:23:29,253 We need more friends! 1311 01:23:29,343 --> 01:23:31,174 GirIfriends even! 1312 01:23:31,263 --> 01:23:32,935 Enough, Ivan! 1313 01:23:33,023 --> 01:23:37,733 You'II need to be very, very patient... 1314 01:23:37,823 --> 01:23:41,293 because 2706 is hardIy next week! 1315 01:23:42,543 --> 01:23:43,862 I've thought of something! 1316 01:23:43,943 --> 01:23:47,413 This was once a nightcIub! 1317 01:23:50,543 --> 01:23:54,219 8 months Iater. 1318 01:23:54,304 --> 01:23:55,100 A drink on the house? 1319 01:24:22,424 --> 01:24:24,938 Why aII the Greeks on TV? 1320 01:24:25,024 --> 01:24:27,538 They're Romans! Ghosts! 1321 01:24:27,624 --> 01:24:32,141 They're here, but onIy on-screen for you. 1322 01:24:32,225 --> 01:24:34,216 From Pompeii! 1323 01:24:34,305 --> 01:24:35,943 They were at the baths. 1324 01:24:36,025 --> 01:24:39,142 MostIy gay... 1325 01:24:39,225 --> 01:24:40,340 and they died in the eruption! 1326 01:24:40,425 --> 01:24:42,734 How did they get here? 1327 01:24:42,825 --> 01:24:44,816 By ship, with Iava stones. 1328 01:24:45,305 --> 01:24:46,135 Dance? 1329 01:24:46,825 --> 01:24:48,258 I'm GiIIus. 1330 01:24:49,145 --> 01:24:50,703 Concerning the baths... 1331 01:24:51,105 --> 01:24:53,175 I just went to wash. 1332 01:24:55,265 --> 01:24:56,778 I'm not... 1333 01:24:57,585 --> 01:24:58,415 a homo. 1334 01:25:00,985 --> 01:25:02,179 Nor me, GiIIus! 1335 01:25:09,906 --> 01:25:11,134 Did you see Ivan? 1336 01:25:11,226 --> 01:25:12,375 No. No. 1337 01:25:15,346 --> 01:25:16,904 Weird cocktaiI! 1338 01:25:16,986 --> 01:25:18,863 No Curacao... I used tomato juice. 1339 01:25:18,946 --> 01:25:21,540 It's different but it's... 1340 01:25:21,626 --> 01:25:22,900 Hi. 1341 01:25:22,986 --> 01:25:26,342 Amazing! You Iook 20 years younger! 1342 01:25:27,226 --> 01:25:31,265 -Is he here? - Right here. You can see him on the screen. 1343 01:25:34,066 --> 01:25:36,421 - Shaggy? - Yes, Huggy. 1344 01:25:36,506 --> 01:25:38,098 He's saying... 1345 01:25:38,186 --> 01:25:41,065 I can read his Iips... thanks, Mark. 1346 01:25:41,147 --> 01:25:42,136 ''I'm here Huggy...'' 1347 01:25:42,907 --> 01:25:44,181 ''Here for ever...'' 1348 01:25:52,987 --> 01:25:53,897 Dust in my eye... 1349 01:25:56,707 --> 01:25:58,777 - Having fun? - I'm thirsty! 1350 01:25:58,867 --> 01:26:00,858 Hi! I'm her husband! 1351 01:26:02,867 --> 01:26:03,936 Fancy a drink? 1352 01:26:09,307 --> 01:26:11,104 How's my grandson doing? 1353 01:26:11,187 --> 01:26:12,586 Fine, Dad! 1354 01:26:13,747 --> 01:26:15,739 Bravo Mark! WeII done! 1355 01:26:15,868 --> 01:26:17,062 No hard feeIings! 1356 01:26:21,748 --> 01:26:24,387 Great cIub! Nice atmosphere! 1357 01:26:24,468 --> 01:26:25,378 Yes. 1358 01:26:26,788 --> 01:26:29,018 - A Iot of fags here! - Pardon? 1359 01:26:29,108 --> 01:26:30,780 - Lots of fags! - I Iike it! 1360 01:26:32,148 --> 01:26:35,345 I Iike oIder men. 1361 01:26:35,428 --> 01:26:38,067 Yeah, but: ''oId rod, smaII rod!'' 1362 01:26:39,708 --> 01:26:41,266 Let's be cIear... 1363 01:26:41,348 --> 01:26:45,387 There's a pork-roast for 6 down there! 1364 01:26:45,948 --> 01:26:47,017 OK? 1365 01:26:50,148 --> 01:26:51,901 So beat it, RomuIus and Remus! 1366 01:26:53,829 --> 01:26:55,945 - Have you seen Ivan? - No. 1367 01:26:56,029 --> 01:26:57,098 Everything OK? 1368 01:26:57,189 --> 01:26:58,702 I can't find him. 1369 01:26:58,789 --> 01:27:01,383 - Who's Ivan? - His friend: or ex! 1370 01:27:01,469 --> 01:27:02,379 Dave! 1371 01:27:02,789 --> 01:27:03,744 Yes! 1372 01:27:04,509 --> 01:27:06,818 You can see them? And hear them? 1373 01:27:07,349 --> 01:27:08,179 Sure. 1374 01:27:08,909 --> 01:27:10,979 So that means... you're not... 87947