Original subtitles

Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- Come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

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Tiggy: "Can't bring your cat to the beach," they said.

Well, joke's on them,

I'm bringing the beach to my cat!

Hey Gwee, heads up!

Gweeseek! Not on the beach!

[ Gweeseek meows ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Whistles ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Coughing ]

[ Gulps ] Ahh.

Well, I found out why cats aren't allowed on the beach.

Whoooooa!

What happened to your tummy?

What do you mean?

Ohoho, coooooool! [ Boing! ]

Ya know, Boss, if I didn't know any better,

I'd say you were pregnant.

Do you know any better?

Hey everybody, Boss is pregnant!

Ahahahaha!

Ah! Pregnant?!

What? What's so funny?

Boss, it is highly unlikely that you're pregnant.

-How come? -How come?

Ha! You guys are priceless.

Boss is uh...

Well, he doesn't have the proper...

Uh...

Perhaps we should consult an expert.

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Hi, I'm the actor who plays Chilumbo.

I'd say my name, but uh, no one really cares.

He's right.

So, you want to know if you're pregnant, huh?

Well, let's solve this mystery together.

Are you experiencing mood swings?

That's a very interesting question...

that I hate!

Get off my back, Chilumbo!

Ahahaha, he cracks me up!

Great answer!

I can't hear your answers,

uh, this is just a video.

Next question, do you crave unusual foods?

Mmmm-hmm-hmm. What'd he say?

Do you feel...queasy?

You know, sick to your stomach?

Ohhhh.

I gotta stop buying discount fish

and rancid chocolate sauce. [ Stomach rumbling ]

Congratulations!

You're definitely pregnant, or not.

Again, I'm not qualified in any way.

You really should consult a docto--

Wow! Some guy I don't care about says I'm pregnant!

Boss, I want you to know that I'm here to support you,

however unlikely, improbable, unscientific --

We're gonna have a baby!

I'm gonna be a poppa!

I'm gonna laugh my butt off!

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♪ Ooooh, ooh ooh oh oooh, ooh ooh oh ♪

[ Rhythmic breathing ]

[ Rhythmic breathing ]

♪ Ooooh, ooh ooh oh oooh, ooh ooh oh ♪

♪ We all need to have a good time ♪ Now, this is the moment

♪ We all wanna get a smooth ride ♪ You probably fast-forwarded

♪ And what we really really want, really really want ♪

♪ Is to find pleasure in the meantime ♪ Oh.

[ Laughs ] ♪ We all need to have a good time ♪

Now, let us marvel, you know,

at the uh, wonder of, uh, childboith.

♪ We all wanna get a smooth ride ♪

♪ And what we really really want, really really want ♪

♪ Is to find pleasure in the meantime ♪

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[ Groans ]

Goodnight, Boss...

Hey, baby.

You don't know me yet, but I'm Tiggy.

I'm your family.

Not your real family but -- but your work family.

A-A-And there's more of us, too.

Gweeseek, who's a cat and -- and This Guy.

H-He's planning your baby shower,

and Nuritza, well, she's never been more jolly.

I want you to know, we'll all be here for you,

no matter wh-- Tiggy!

What the heck are you doing?

Can't you see I'm sleeping!

Gweeseek, run!

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Okay, Boss, I've invited everyone you know!

All six of 'em?

All six of them.

They'll be here any moment to start the baby shower.

I'm so excited!

Oooh, I gotta go get my loofah!

[ Tray crashes ] Mmmm.

Oh great, my water broke.

Your water broke?!

My water broke!

We're gonna have a baby! We're gonna have a baby!

Pregnant dog, coming through!

Is it hee-hoo-hee?

Or hee-hah-hoo-hoo?

I can't remember! First-time parents?

Don't worry, you're in good hands.

I'm Dr. Thompson.

Let's see, you look to be about nine months along?

Oh no, I just got pregnant yesterday.

Hmm, that's a new one.

Let's fire up the ultrasound machine and take a look.

Well, is it a girl or a boy?

Who cares?!

Is it a nerd or a jock?!

Unfortunately, an ultrasound can't tell us that,

but what it can tell us is when you swallowed a beach ball.

Well? Yes.

You have.

Thankfully, this can be alleviated

with a non-invasive medical procedure.

[ Grunts ] Oof!

Gwee, look, your beach ball!

[ Sniffs, groans ]

So, I wasn't pregnant.

I just swallowed a beach ball in my sleep...

again.

And now for everyone's favorite part...

the hospital bill.

There must be some kind of mistake.

Numbers don't go that high, do they?

It's highway robbery!

You can't make us pay!

You're right, I can't.

But Dr. Nosebreaker can.

Oh no, th-that's Carlos,

that's Dr. Nosebreaker.

Ahhh! That guy's like a gorilla!

He is a gorilla.

[ Roaring ]

Ohh. We're in big trouble.

And to add insult to injury, I'm missing my own baby shower!

Baby shower? Yeah, so what?

Oh, nothing. It's nothing.

No, you were gonna say something.

Well, you could return the gifts from the baby shower

and use the money to pay off your bill,

but that's way too much of a hairbrained scheme.

No no, we love hairbrained schemes.

That's very on-brand for us.

Let's do it!

Way ahead of ya!

[ Gulps ]

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Where's the baby?

False alarm everyone!

Baby's still on board, bun's still in the oven,

beach ball's still in the stomach.

Boss. Well, I hope everything is --

Let's start the baby shower!

Where's the gifts?

Baby wants gifts!

All in good time.

First let's cut the cake.

I baked it myself.

Beautiful.

There was a hair on it.

But, I wore a face net.

Oh well, I was thinking next we could...

Open gifts?

...play games!

Let's all guess the circumference of Boss's belly,

and in the interest of whimsy, write your answers on a diaper.

Dangit, I knew I should have worn my diaper.

And Boss's belly is...

42 inches! [ Stomach rumbling ]

Wait, wait, no.

40 inches.

Hold on. 35 inches?

Boss, you appear to be shrinking!

Uh, maybe you're just getting bigger!

D'you ever think about that?! Huh?

I think you're right.

Tiggy, I'm losing air! See!

[ Air hissing ]

If they find out you're a phony,

we can kiss those presents goodbye!

And no presents means no money!

And no money means broken noses!

And then we'll go to the hospital

and the vicious cycle continues.

Hey! That tickles!

Hehehe! [ Accordion plays ]

Whoa!

Gwee, this is perfect!

The beach ball's inflating!

[ Beach ball squeals ] It was inflating.

Why'd you stop?

Ehh. It's hard, okay.

I don't know how to play the accordion.

You kidding me? You sound great!

[ Plays accordion off key ]

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And this is from Mrs. Penguinian.

Just what I always wanted!

Where's the receipt?

It's homemade.

Well, why don't you go home and make a receipt.

Next present!

This is from Gov.

Oh, diaper bag? What are we talking?

40 bucks? 50 bucks?

I'll put it down for $45.

Eugh.

Tiggy, you're playing that all wrong.

You've gotta use the buttons!

Gimme a break, I'm doing my best.

Well, your best is the worst of all time.

What? Nobody bought the baby a car?

A jet ski?

You're the cheapest six people I've ever met!

[ Stomach rumbles, accordion stops playing ]

Eeeugh.

Hey, no. Give me!

I'll show you how it's done.

No, Prangle!

[ Plays accordion ]

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[ Beach ball inflating ]

-Huh? -Actually, keep playing.

Mom was right.

30 years of lessons are finally paying off.

Hahaha. Hey Prangle, bet you can't play

"Flight of the Bumblebee."

Challenge accepted.

[ Plays "Flight of the Bumblebee" ]

Boss, your stomach! It's huge.

Uh... Maybe I'm having twins!

Prangle, you're playing too fast!

What's that? Play faster?

[ Plays accordion faster ]

Triplets, quintuplets, whatever comes after that!

Aaaaaahhhh!

[ Beach pops ]

[ Air whooshing ]

Ahahahah!

A beach ball?!

A beach ball?! Aha!

I can't believe you swallowed another beach ball!

What is that, three times this week?

Ahh, oooh. I love working here.

Well, I still feel the baby shower was a success.

And the cake is delicious.

Waste not, want not.

No wait, our gifts!

Boss, we better get out of here before --

Ahhh! Dr. Nosebreaker!

[ Roars ]

Aaah! Don't break our noses!

He actually doesn't break noses.

Oh, good.

He bites them.

[ Roars ]

Please, there's got to be another way!

We'll do anything!

Well, I suppose you could work it off...

the old-fashioned way.

You know, working at the hospital's not so bad.

Yeah, it's actually kinda fun.

Doctor Tiggy, Doctor Boss.

Dr. Thompson: You're needed in the operating room stat.

Are we really qualified for this?

How hard could it be?

It's not like it's brain surgery.

But, it is brain surgery.

[ Machine beeping ]

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