Original subtitles

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Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- Come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

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Mmm, pie!

I wove pie.

And we ain't ate in weeks!

Jam Jar, fork ova ya fishing pole.

Mm, what do I get in return?

Ribbit.

You can eat the crust.

Okay.

But only 'cause the crust is my favorite part.

Ribbit.

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[ Slink! ]

What in the heck?

The pie is gone!

What do you mean the pie's gone?!

Aaah!

All: Mmm! What the...?

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Mmm.

Hey, you babies, what are you doing with our pie?

But you left it up there!

We fought you was frowin' it out.

Honest. Ribbit.

Yeah, sure, and Gweeseek is the Queen of England.

Wowsers, the Queen of England!

Why hewwo, your majesty.

You can have your pie back.

Ribbit.

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Eugh.

C'mon fella's!

Let's give them a shoeshine.

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What universe are these babies from?

Sowwy about your pie.

We'll make it up to you someday!

Dat's a Pipsqueak pwomise!

What's a Pipsqueak?

Dat's us! We're the Lil' Pipsqueaks.

They call me Wobbles.

I'm Petunia.

My name's Jam Jar! Ribbit.

And I'm Prangle!

What are you Pipsqueaks doing here anyway?

We heard a spooky story down at the train tracks

about a creepy old witch that lives in that shack.

Witch? What witch?

Dat witch!

Whoa-hoh, practically unused dental floss!

Who would throw this out?

She's gonna curse us!

[ Screaming ]

C'mon, Your Majesty!

Oh, brother.

I'm scawed!

I'm scared-er!

I'm scared-est. Ribbit.

Look, there's nothing to be scared about.

But the stowies!

Buckle up, babies.

I'm about to prove that you can't believe

everything ya hear down at the train tracks.

What if she cooks us like we're Hansel?

Or Gretel even? Ribbit.

Guys, look...

There's nothing scary about this place.

What ever happened to knocking?

Ya see there?

Nuritza's as harmless as a fluffy bunny.

She's no witch.

Witch? Oh! H-Hold on.

The Queen's butler is right!

There's nothing scawy here.

Wow, this is place is bigger than the Taj Mahal!

Whoa, a swing!

Hey! Stop that! Uh-oh!

Weeeee!

Oohhhh.

Howwywood Hunks magazine?

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Who's Wou Fewigno?

These magazines are for my eyes only!

This place even got a fishin' hole.

Jam Jar, you're never gonna catch a fish like that.

You're right, forgot the bait.

That's not what I was -- Caught one!

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Aah!

Tiggy, can I have a word?

Is it a swear word?

[ Groans ]

You want to know who started that rumor about the witch?

Me! You want to know why?

To scare brats like that far, far away.

Oh, so you're probably not too happy that I --

Get rid of them!

Now! Okay, okay.

[ Door creaks ]

What? Where'd they go?

[ Glass shatters ]

Hey, guys! Come join the fun.

Ribbit.

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Aah!

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Yeah! [ Chuckles ]

[ Chuckles ] Yeah-Haha!

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They're playing my tummy like a timpani!

[ Tuba music plays ]

And you don't want to know what makes that tuba sound.

It's a tuba!

[ Tuba plays ]

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Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

What is the meaning of this...

delightful musical number?!

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[ Meows ]

Tiggy, can I have a swear word?

Look, Tiggy, it's time for your friends to leave.

I am not friends with babies!

I barely know 'em!

Well, you started this mess.

Everything was gravy back when they thought I was a witch.

[ Gasps ] That gives me an idea.

What? To make them think I'm a witch?

Pipsqueaks!

You better get outta here before the witch comes back!

But you said that was aww make bewieve.

That's because I was under the witch's evil spell.

She made me tell you that so she could eat you up.

Like Gwetel?

Or Hansel, even! Ribbit.

But it's not just the witch you have to worry about.

See that big guy over there?

The scary troll-looking guy?

He's actually a scary troll!

Scary troll-looking guys have feelings, too.

This guy! Oh, yeah, right.

I will crush your tiny skulls like this watermelon

I was saving for our company picnic.

Rawr!

And I'm a were-man!

What's a were-man?

A were-man is --

Tiggy, what's a were-man?

It's a werewolf who was bitten by a man.

When the moon is full, he turns into a regular guy.

Who wants to watch organized sports?

Nooooo!

Ooooooh!

I'm a hungry witch!

Ahh! The witch!

Pipsqueaks, wetweat!

Save the Queen! No, no.

Gweeseek -- I mean, the Queen and I

have to stay here

because we're under the witch's spell.

Time to preheat the oven for my kid casserole!

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ All screaming ]

Yes, my idea worked!

Uh-huh, sure.

Your idea.

[ Screaming ]

Wait a tickity toot, why are we wunning?

We gotta save the Queen and her butwer!

Nuh-uh.

No way!

I don't want to be a casserole.

Ribbit. But, fellas, doncha remember?

We made a Pipsqueak pwomise!

She has a point.

Mm-hmm.

Squawk!

What, did I do it wrong?

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[ Gasps ]

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Oh, it's those adorably whimsical Pipsqueaks.

How did you get in here?

[ Laughs ]

A rope?

What kind of game is this?

Ah! [ Chuckles ] I see!

♪ Ring around the rosey ♪

♪ Pocket full of posey ♪

♪ Ashes, ashes ♪

All fall down.

[ Groaning ]

[ Thudding ]

[ Tuba playing ]

Not bad.

Practice really does make perfect.

[ Clank! ] Huh.

I seem to have stepped in a bear trap.

[ Clank! ]

What do you know? Another bear trap.

Better sit down.

[ Sizzling ]

[ Sniffs ]

Is someone burning garbage?

A waffle maker?

Now, let's see.

What did I do the last time I was maimed horribly?

Oh, that's right.

[ Screaming ]

[ Laughter ]

Nuritza: There.

Danny DeVito is back on top of hunk mountain --

where he belongs.

What was that?

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Huh? What in the...?

[ Screams ]

[ Snoring ]

W-W-W-What do we -- What do we got here?

Pipsqueaks: Your Majesty. Wake up.

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Aaah!

W-Wait, Pipsqueaks?

We have something to show you.

Look what we did!

W-What is this?

You didn't think we'd welch on our promise.

Ribbit. Promise?

The Pipsqueak pwomise.

Tiggy, slap some sense into your friends

before they roast us!

And we're not talking insult comedy!

Why am I here?

I'm a playful scamp, just like you.

A Pip-Skwak! [ Yowls ]

Would you like to do the honors, Your Majesty?

[ Hisses ] Okay, we'll do it for ya!

Ribbit.

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[ Whimpers ]

[ Laughs ]

Pipsqueaks, stop!

I have to tell you the truth!

The twoof?

There's no such thing as witches or trolls

or Queens of England.

We made all that stuff up

because your wacky slapstick antics were annoying everybody.

Well, if we were bugging ya, you should've said so!

Yeah!

We may be Lil Pipsqueaks, but that doesn't mean

we can't be respectful of other people's boundaries!

Ribbit. Really?

Of course! Let's be fwiends again!

Does anybody want to untie us?

The circulation cutting off is to my apple pie, man,

come here with my boom-boom.

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♪ Doo doo doo do-doo doo ♪

[ Laughs ] Whoo!

You know, Gweeseek, I have to admit,

these weirdo babies are actually kinda growing on me.

You're going to be seeing a lot more of us...

the Lil Pipsqueaks. No, we won't.

Yes, you will.

Every single day.

It's gonna be all Pipsqueaks all the time.

Ribbit. No, no, no, no, no.

That's a Pipsqueak pwomise.

Squawk! No!

It's never gonna happen!

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