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Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- Come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

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[ Siren wailing ]

Stop! No!

Freeze, criminal scum...

in the name of the Neighborhood Watch.

[ Blows whistle ]

Friend: Help! Help!

Help! Help...

us take this picture!

Ugh.

Cheese.

Aah! Stop that man!

[ Blows whistle ]

He forgot his wallet.

Oh, thank you.

Ugh.

JG: There's a crime being committed!

[ Blows whistle ]

That's right -- these prices are so low,

people are practically robbing me.

Not literally, but figuratively.

Ugh.

Ahh! Oh! I got one!

Now, where's that bucket?

[ Chomp! ]

Oh, I guess it jumped off the line...

again.

Gweeseek, why'd you talk me into this?

I hate fishing.

[ Belches ]

I just wanted to make a difference

in this messed-up world.

Prangle?

Goodbye, neighborhood watch hat.

Hello, spiraling depression. [ Sobs ]

[ High-pitched voice ] Chin up, Prangle.

Easy for you to say, river.

You're just a bunch of water.

[ Normal voice ] Aw, poor Prangie.

I've never seen him so low.

Gweeseek, I think this calls for another paten-ed -- uh --

paten-ted Tig N' Seek scheme.

What? They don't always blow up in our face.

Did you say something, river?

[ High-pitched voice ] Uh, no!

Go back to being sad.

[ Sobs ]

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Prangle? Prangle, I need your help.

Leave me alone.

Can't you see I'm wallowing in my own misery?

But it's Gweeseek. She's missing!

Gweeseek? Really?

I can't find her anywhere.

She's definitely lost!

This sounds like a job for...

The Department of Lost and Found?

The neighborhood watch!

Sorry, Tig.

That was a lifetime ago.

I don't even have my...

Oooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

My hat!

I thought I threw this in that babbling brook.

Watch out, neighborhood,

there's a new neighborhood watch guy watching out.

Me.

Cat food.

Still wet.

I'm just so worried.

Gweeseek, where are you?

No, Seek, you gotta stay hidden until Prangle finds you.

Interesting.

After having surveyed the crime scene,

carefully examining every shred of evidence,

I, Prangle Panos Penguinian, have cracked the case.

[ Gasps ] I know where Gweeseek is.

Great work, Prangle! I knew you'd be the --

She's been kitty napped.

Wait, kitty napped? Yes.

It's like kidnapped, but for kitties.

It's a technical term that I made up.

Hmm, yes, interesting theory,

but isn't it more likely that Gwee's just hiding close by?

Then explain these -- scratches,

signs of a struggle.

Well, it is a scratching post.

I just hope Gweeseek's still alive.

What? Ugh. No.

You're blowing this way out of proportion.

Gweeseek's fine.

Yes, hold on to hope.

It's all you have.

For all we know, Gweeseek could be right under my very bed --

I mean, nose.

But I also mean bed. Maybe look under the bed.

No time. I need to take this evidence to the lab.

Prangle, wait!

Ew. A-Actually, yeah. Take that outside.

And wash your hands!

Don't say it.

Don't say, "I told you so."

Besides, [chuckles] what's the worst that can happen?

A criminal strikes terror in the hearts of cats and owners alike.

Is your cat next?

We go to this penguin for answers.

Wow. I'm really on TV?

Hi, Mom!

Hi, Prangie!

Tell us, what are the kitty napper's demands?

Demands? Yes.

The criminal surely kidnapped the cat

in exchange for a ransom.

Well, uh...

Otherwise, I can only assume this is all a hoax

perpetrated by that small boy there...

Uhhh... [ Chuckles nervously ]

...which would make you the laughingstock of Wee Gee City.

My already-fragile ego would shatter into a million pieces.

Good thing this isn't a hoax.

Right, Tiggy? Uh... [ Chuckles nervously ]

Um, yep, I'm sure the horrible,

smelly criminal will call with his demands really soon.

I sure hope so, for your sake.

Now we play the waiting game.

Your move, kitty napper.

Brrrring! Hello?

The kitty napper?

[ Whispering ] It's the kitty napper.

He sounds really scary.

[ Normal voice ] Wait. What's that, kitty napper?

You're giving up because Prangle's too good

at being neighborhood watch?

What? He said that?

Tiggy, give me the phone.

Uh, he doesn't want to talk to you.

He's shy. Tiggy!

No! Tell me your demands!

Okay, look, I can explain.

Okay, one order of egg rolls, Szechuan eggplant,

and moo goo gai pan. Got it.

Wait, you're actually talking to the kitty napper?

Oh, and don't forget the fortune cookie.

If I don't have a fortune cookie,

I don't know what happens next.

When's the delivery?

Oh, uh, I thought it's supposed to be 10 minutes or less.

Okay, fine, fine.

Where's this all going down?

I figured you'd bring it to the department?

A public place, smart.

Oh, and I have a coupon!

Tiggy, the kitty napper has a coupon.

What should I do? Uh, honor it?

Deal. And no funny stuff.

Fine.

Man: Ow! My eye!

Now, that's comedy!

I'll be back.

Gotta go figure out how to make Chinese food.

Ugh! Boss!

You messed up my plan!

I'm so sorry! I can make it right.

Please, let me make it right!

Give me a chance! I'll do anything!

What did I do?

Well, I told Prangle Gweeseek was missing,

but then he said she was kitty napped,

and now he thinks you're the kitty napper.

So, you want me to steal cats?

No, you're missing the point.

Because I can steal a cat. It's easy.

You just gotta watch out for the claws.

No! No stealing cats.

Okay. I won't steal any cats.

Wink. No. No winking!

Boss, please just listen to me.

No stealing cats.

Okay.

Wink. Don't wink.

But my eye itches.

Okay, fine.

Wink.

You don't actually have to say "wink" when you wink.

Yeah, I do.

Fart.

Oh, P-Prangle! [ Chuckles nervously ]

I couldn't figure out how to make a fortune cookie,

so I baked a piece of paper into a snickerdoodle.

Ugh. Gross.

What's this? What? Oh, that?

I didn't even notice.

I think it's from the kitty napper.

I'll be the judge of that.

I think it's from the kitty napper.

Tiggy: [ Distorted voice ] Prangle, you have been a worthy adversary.

Put the Chinese food in the trash can

and I will release the blubby lil cat.

He sounds serious.

We should probably do what he says.

Got it.

[ Breathing heavily ]

Gweeseek, Gweeseek.

Prangle, look! What?

Prangle, you did it!

You saved Gweeseek!

Aren't you proud of yourself?! I don't know.

It all feels a little too easy, if you ask me.

Well, no one asked you. Everything is back to normal.

Let's -- let's go fishing. Everyone likes fishing.

I don't, but everyone else seems to.

Something tells me this won't be the last

we see of the kitty napper.

Something tells me it will! Definitely.

There will be no more kitty napping.

Wherever you are, kitty napper,

I'm sure we'll match wits again.

I'm sure you won't.

[ Laughing sheepishly ]

Boss... what have you done?

Remember when I said I wouldn't steal a cat?

Tell me you did not steal a cat.

I did not steal a cat.

Oh. Good. I stole a ferret!

Prangle's ferret! Boss!

It's one thing to fake a kitty napping,

but taking Nibbles makes us real-deal kitty nappers!

Ferret nappers.

It's a technical term I just made up.

Wait, Boss, where is your tie?

Prangle: The kitty napper played me.

He played me like a French horn.

Or...a Lithuanian horn.

Hold on a second.

Boss: That's right.

I left my tie at the crime scene.

Also, I've been shedding like crazy.

And I left my mug there --

you know, the one with my name on it.

But that was on purpose.

What? Why?

Ahh, to throw him off the scent.

That is the dumbest thing you have ever done!

[ Growling ] I disagree.

Aaah!

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Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Prangie!

You clean up this mess right now.

Mom, stop bossing me around!

[ Gasps ]

Of course!

Hello, legitimate police officers?

I know who the kitty napper is.

Nya. Okay, is everything set to skip town?

Yeah, but I only bought one ticket,

so you're gonna have to squeeze into my toilet bag.

Boss, why aren't you packed?

I don't know if you've noticed,

but I don't wear clothes.

Rowr!

Gweeseek, behave yourself!

Guys! Guys! I did it!

I caught the kitty napper.

Wait.

Why does Boss have Nibbles?

Oh, no. Oh -- oh, no!

This is bad!

[ Buzzer ]

I am so sorry.

How could you think your own mother

was the kitty napper?

It was the mug -- i-it threw me off the scent.

See?

Prangle, bolas, when I get out of here,

you are so grounded.

Well, better live it up

for the next three to five years.

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[ Meows ]

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