Original subtitles

Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- Come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

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[ Click ]

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Unbelievable.

It's astounding.

Astounding?

Unbelievable?

I'm listening.

What if I told you I've captured absolute

and irrefutable proof of an alien invasion?

Um, is that what you're telling me?

Yes, isn't that --

Wait, what are you doing in here?

Uh, this is the bathroom.

[ Toilet flushes ]

Eugh.

The image...

it's taking form.

There in the sky, an alien spacecraft.

That little thingy? An alien spacecraft?

Of course! What else could it be?

I don't know. A hubcap? A pie tin?

A really faraway blimp?

On the roof, is that...

Gweeseek!

And you got her good side.

She appears to be communicating with the UFO.

[ Door opens ]

[ Meows ]

No! The light!

Uh, Gweeseek, occupado.

The print is ruined! Oh.

Thank goodness I still have the negatives.

You mean these thingies?

Gweeseek, no!

The negatives.

Negatives, negatives, negatives.

Enough about the negatives.

Let's focus on the positives.

After all, it was only an accident.

Accident? I don't believe in accidents.

I believe in elaborate conspiracies.

And I'll tell you what else I believe.

Gweeseek destroyed the evidence on purpose.

Hold up. Lemme get this straight.

Are you saying my cat is in cahoots with aliens?

I'm saying your cat is aliens.

An alien. I'm saying Gweeseek is an alien.

Let me -- Let me try that again.

Gweeseek is an alien!

Whaaaaaaaat?

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What's alien about this, huh? Mr. Suspicious.

Don't you find it peculiar that your cat wears goggles?

Hey, those are 100% Earth goggles, k?

I was there when she bought them.

And, yes, she paid with her own money,

thank you very much.

Also, Tiggy, I would be remiss if I didn't mention,

I've never seen a blue cat before.

For Pete's sake, it's called suspension of disbelief.

So my cat wears goggles, builds machines,

has a high-yield savings account,

and just happens to be ah-blue.

Can't you just take things at face value

without getting all analytical?!

Uh, Tiggy?

It's a people like you that ruin thing--

Behind you!

Huh?

The flying saucer has returned!

Gweeseek? No, you can't be...

an -- an alien!

It's the one and only explanation!

[ Both scream ]

Mom!

Watch me throw this pie tin!

That's right, to be totally clear,

it's a tin from one of my strawberry pies,

in my hand, right now.

Here I go again, throwing it upward.

Mom, you're not even looking!

Stinkin'-pinkin' AC unit.

Vent's all clogged up with hair again.

You'd think this place was run by a bunch of animals.

Hmmm, something here should clean out all that hair.

Let's see, maple syrup?

Eh, down the hatch.

Yech.

What's next?

Liquid laxative.

Mm, always works on me.

We're safe, for now.

I can't believe it.

Every purr, every mew, every playful kitty bite,

it was all a lie.

This whole time, the truth was nuzzling my face,

but I was blind.

About time you sheeple finally woke up

and smelled the nasty truth!

Our telephones are watching us!

There's tap shoes in the tap water!

The moon is a hoax!

We're through the looking glass, people.

Maybe we should focus on the issue at hand.

Gweeseek is an alien.

Aliens in my house?!

Disguised as my cat?!

She's my cat.

Then why do I have all this kitty litter?

We three are Earth's last hope to stop the invasion

before it's too late.

You don't mean...

Yes.

We must capture Gweeseek,

or whatever her bizarre alien name may be.

And blow up the moon!

Which doesn't exist.

Look at the shadows!

The alien has at her disposal superior intelligence

and intergalactic technology.

We'll need an extremely sophisticated plan

to outwit her.

Treats! Treat, treat, treat, treats, Gweeseek!

You want some of the good stuff?

Humanity has once again delayed its extinction.

Sorry, Gweeseek.

It's for the greater good, I guess. Don't worry.

We're just going to ask her a few friendly questions.

This Guy: Admit it, foul alien scum!

You're here to enslave Earth!

To drain our resources!

To steal our breakfast cereal!

Confess your twisted plan!

Gweeseek, please, they mean business.

Show her what we do to kitties that don't spill their milk.

No more Mr. Nice This Guy.

Stop! This is inhumane.

Good thing she's not human, then.

It's no use.

Our primitive earthling tortures have no effect.

Oh, what a relief.

I guess we're just gonna have to --

Commence the alien autopsy!

Stop!

Tiggy's right.

We should do the responsible thing

and hand her over to the government.

Aww. Phew.

Their autopsy will be far more invasive.

No! If you want to alien-autopsy Gwee,

you'll have to alien-autopsy me first!

Two for the splice of one!

Tiggy, please, the fate of the universe is at stake.

Oh, the universe, huh?

Well, I'm convinced.

In fact, you should call the government right now...

on the telephone.

Both of you.

With your backs turned.

Excellent idea.

Get me the president.

No, it can't wait!

They're fetching him now.

Hello, Mr. President, sir.

He's absconded with our alien!

After him!

President: Hello?

Hello?

Are you still there?

Maybe you should hang up, sir.

No, no, I'll wait. [ Sighs ]

Nuritza: 2% milk? [ Liquid pouring ]

Nope.

Brake fluid?

Nope.

Hair growth tonic.

Wait, hair growth tonic?

Back! Back!

Whoa!

That's not good.

[ Panting ]

Tiggy, stop!

There's nowhere to run!

Hand over the alien!

No way!

Gweeseek's our friend no matter what planet she came from,

and she would never, ever invade Earth.

[ Fireworks exploding ]

They're invading Earth!

That must be the alien queen!

Gweeseek, it's up to you.

Have mercy on our little planet!

Tell your family to call off the invasion!

Or just run away and make me look like a jerk.

You two, go. I'll slow it down.

No, you two go. I'll slow it down.

Boss, let me martyr myself in peace.

Uh, guys!

You always get to be the martyr!

When's it my time?

Mm.

Wait, what's a martyr?

[ Grunting ]

Phew, that was close.

Uh-oh!

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[ Beep ]

[ Whirring ]

[ Rumbling ]

[ Panting ]

They're all gone.

I might be the last boy on Earth...

which means I'm the handsomest boy on Earth...

and the ugliest.

Oh, man.

[ Squishing ]

Occupado.

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Ah!

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Huh?

[ Whirring ]

Gweeseek!

You came back to save Earth!

[ Meows ]

Boss, This Guy, you're alive!

We are?

[ Beep ]

[ Splat! ]

Nuritza?

This is not my fault.

Alien queen?

Me, royalty? Heh. I wish.

You see? Gweeseek's not an alien.

She's just a cat that can build stuff.

And is blue.

But the UFO?

I can explain that.

It was my pie tin.

And, yes, I've been here the whole time.

You just haven't acknowledged me.

Which really hurts, because --

Face it, big guy, aliens just don't exist.

[ Sighs ] Perhaps you're right.

Hello? Hello?

Well, if it's important, they'll call back.

Better hop on the other line.

[ Beep ]

Hello, Gablorbomax of the planet Cheechar?

No, I can hold.

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[ Meows ]

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