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Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- Come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

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Go ahead.

Ask and your fortune will be revealed.

Gweeseek wants to know...

What you're getting Tiggy for his birthday --

no, no, don't ruin it!

Um, she wants to know...

if we'll be friends forever.

Will Tiggy and Gweeseek be friends forever?

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Ah, the lucky four-leaf clover.

That means yes.

Whoa!

Hi, Prangle!

Can't talk now.

The mail woman will be here any moment.

Oh, there she is!

Everybody act cool.

I-I mean, everybody act like I'm cool.

Oooh, Prangie has a crush.

I don't have a crush on the mail woman.

I have the hots for her.

How romantic.

You gonna ask her out?

I can't just ask her out!

What if she rejects me?

My reputation would never recover.

Ugh.

I wish I could know if she liked me, too.

If only we had our very own fortune teller.

Oh, wait, we do.

I will consult the cards.

Does Prangle have a shot?

Or is he destined to be a dud?

The Queen of hearts.

Not the Queen of hearts!

Prangle, c'mon.

Hearts, love, think about it.

It means she likes you.

So, I'm not a dud?

It doesn't say that.

I'm so happy,

I feel like my heart just peed its pants.

Time to make my move.

He's doing it!

Go, Prangle!

I guess Prangle is a dud.

Shocking.

Aw, Prangle, you gonna be okay?

I don't know what went wrong.

I asked her out, and she said,

"I guess it's better than sorting junk mail,"

and to pick her up at 8:00.

Prangle, it sounds like she said yes.

It does?

Wow, imagine that -- me, Prangle penguinian,

better than junk mail.

It's like a storybook romance and I'm the frog.

You mean the frog prince?

What? Weird.

Okay, Mr. Random.

Are you nervous for your big date?

I wasn't until you said that right then.

Nuritza, do the card thing again.

I gotta know how this date is gonna go.

All will be revealed.

The King and Queen of hearts...

a goodnight kiss.

Ooh! La La!

Ask the cards what kind of kiss.

French or Lithuanian?

No. It can't be...

the worst card possible...

remove from deck.

[ Both gasp ] What does it mean?!

Calamity, catastrophe, cataclysm!

Well, what does that mean?

Really, really bad stuff will happen after they kiss!

So, it's a Lithuanian kiss.

Sorry, Prangle, I guess you gotta call off the date.

Look, Tiggy, I own a mirror.

I know what I'm working with.

It's a bunch of lemons,

and if Amritha -- her name is Amritha, by the way --

wants to make lemonade out of it,

I say squeeze a-- squeeze away.

But the cards! Save it.

I gotta go make reservations

at the pinnacle of fine dining, Shoo-B-Doops.

Don't try to stop me.

So, we're all gonna try to stop him, right?

Oh, yeah. Definitely. Yeah!

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So that's two strawberry malts

and a basket of double fried pickles, extra ranch.

Health department! Everybody freeze!

This is a surprise inspection!

Surprise!

But we just had a surprise inspection last week.

Which makes this all the more surprising.

[ Noisemaker blows ] Happy birthday!

Mazel tov!

We have reason to believe

this food is giving people the bathroom ballet!

The water closet waltz!

The diarrhea disco!

I can assure you there is nothing wrong with our food.

There's a cat in my soup!

We don't serve soup!

Violation!

The floor's covered in broken glass!

Opa! Surprise!

Violation!

My salad fork is on the wrong side.

Violation?

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Is that a dog in your restaurant?

He's the inspector.

I'm a violation!

That's it! We're shutting your butts down!

Leave. Go now.

Goodbye.

But we're on a hi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ll!

Looks like they're closed.

We ruined Prangle's date!

Yeah!

I guess we'll have to go to one of the other

thousands of restaurants nearby.

Other restaurants, right.

Okay, new plan -- everybody do something, anything!

And go!

Go!

Oh, I guess they're open now.

Oooh! I call shotgun!

[ Chuckles ]

Beep beep beep beep beep beep!

You don't go on many dates, do you?

Hello! I'll be your waiter today.

My name is -- Tiggy?

Are you trying to ruin my date?

No?

Is that a lie?

It sounded more like a question than a statement,

which makes me think it was a lie.

Wha-a-a-a-a-t?

Wha-a-a-t? Wha-a-a-t?

Do you two know each other?

No! Yes!

So, you don't know each other?

Yes! No! Okay, then.

Well, I'll have a grilled cheese.

One grilled cheese, extra stinky onions!

No. Just a grilled cheese.

One extra garlicky grilled cheese!

No. No garlic.

One cheese-which, hold the stench!

And for the disgusting gentleman.

Since I know you're trying to sabotage me,

I better order something safe.

I'll have the cheeseburger surprise.

One cheeseburger surprise.

Extry...surprise.

I love surprises.

I'll be ba-ack. [ Chuckles ]

Could you give me a push?

So, tell me, uh, what's your favorite --

top-five favorite fish.

Alright, this guy, what kind of horrible,

date-ruining concoction are you cooking up?

One grilled cheese

and a cheeseburger surprise, extra surprise.

The surprise is instead of your traditional cheddar,

I used brie.

What's so horrible about that? It looks delicious!

Au contraire. There's no garnish.

I deliberately left off the parsley,

rendering the dish inedible!

[ Laughs ] What?

That's not gonna ruin nothing!

What are we gonna do now?

Gweeseek, please, I'm trying to think!

Wait, I see where you're going with this.

I'll skate over and accidentally...

shove Prangle's cheeseburger surprise

right in his face...

making him look foolish!

Too foolish to kiss!

Genius, Gweeseek, genius.

Ho ho!

This guy, shove me.

I must warn you, I can shove very hard.

I can take it. Do your worst.

And that is why tuna fish

is a very poor choice on your part.

Aaaaaah!

I've heard of fast food before, but...

Oh, I shoulda thought of the punchline before I started.

[ Groans ]

How is everything?

I suppose it's perfect

and you're on the road to romance.

Actually, there's a problem here.

Really? Look at this plate.

Yeah? There's no garnish!

I can't eat this!

Well, I'll be darned. Mm-hmm.

Don't let this waiter who I don't know's

terrible service ruin our night.

Why don't we skip straight to dessert?

You keep a pie in your hat?

It's my emergency pie.

In case of emergencies.

Like this one.

You'd share your emergency pie with me?

That's kinda sweet in a really weird way.

You don't have lice, do you?

No, of course not,

unless you like it, then yes.

[ Laughs ]

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Hey! What's the big idea?

So this is where you sneak off to all hours of the night?

Nuritza? Don't you Nuritza me!

I'm your wife!

You're married? No!

I've never seen this woman in my life!

Well, I have, but not in this context.

How can you say that about the mother of your child?

Dada?

Okay, that is not my son!

Dada not want me?!

[ Sobbing ]

Okay, I don't know what's going on here,

but that's obviously not your baby.

He's a full-grown man.

That may be so, but regardless,

I'm gonna need someone to change me.

Right...

now.

This whole night has been one disaster after the next.

I know.

My friends did everything they could to ruin this for me.

But you didn't let that stop you.

Much like the mail, you delivered.

Well, then, maybe I could deliver you

to your doorstep with a pleasant walk home?

That would be nice.

No! Stop! Remove from deck!

Ugh. What is it now?

It was in the cards!

After you two kiss,

there will be calamity, catastrophe, cataclysm!

Whoa. Kiss?

You all just assumed we would kiss?

Well, yeah. Kinda.

Pretty much. [ Meows ]

Look, I don't kiss on the first date,

especially with someone

who won't stop talking about fish.

It's a breath thing. That's fair.

No kiss... no disaster!

Looks like we're in the clear!

Maybe, but maybe not.

True, Prangle's repulsive fish breath

prevented the first half of the prediction, the kiss,

but does that negate the inevitability

of Nuritza's foretold catastrophe?

Does free will exist, or is it merely an illusion?

So basically, you're saying the disaster could still happen.

Correct.

You're telling me you all ruined my date for nothing?

Yeah, but, Prangle, don't be so glum.

It's a beautiful evening,

the moon is burning bright in the sky --

really bright, in fact.

That's not the moon.

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Eh, what the heck.

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