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♪♪
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Whoa!
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Gweeseek!
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Gweeseek, get over --
Come on.
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Whoa! [ Grunts ]
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Huh?
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Go ahead.
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Ask and your fortune
will be revealed.
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Gweeseek wants to know...
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What you're getting Tiggy
for his birthday --
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no, no, don't ruin it!
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Um,
she wants to know...
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if we'll be
friends forever.
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Will Tiggy and Gweeseek
be friends forever?
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♪♪
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Ah, the lucky
four-leaf clover.
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That means yes.
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Whoa!
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Hi, Prangle!
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Can't talk now.
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The mail woman
will be here any moment.
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Oh, there she is!
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Everybody act cool.
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I-I mean,
everybody act like I'm cool.
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Oooh,
Prangie has a crush.
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I don't have a crush
on the mail woman.
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I have the hots
for her.
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How romantic.
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You gonna ask her out?
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I can't just
ask her out!
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What if she rejects me?
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My reputation
would never recover.
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Ugh.
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I wish I could know
if she liked me, too.
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If only we had
our very own fortune teller.
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Oh, wait, we do.
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I will consult the cards.
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Does Prangle have a shot?
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Or is he destined
to be a dud?
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The Queen of hearts.
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Not the Queen of hearts!
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Prangle, c'mon.
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Hearts, love,
think about it.
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It means she likes you.
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So,
I'm not a dud?
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It doesn't say that.
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I'm so happy,
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I feel like
my heart just peed its pants.
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Time to make my move.
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He's doing it!
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Go, Prangle!
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I guess Prangle
is a dud.
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Shocking.
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Aw, Prangle,
you gonna be okay?
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I don't know
what went wrong.
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I asked her out,
and she said,
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"I guess it's better
than sorting junk mail,"
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and to pick her up
at 8:00.
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Prangle, it sounds like
she said yes.
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It does?
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Wow, imagine that --
me, Prangle penguinian,
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better than junk mail.
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It's like a storybook romance
and I'm the frog.
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You mean
the frog prince?
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What? Weird.
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Okay,
Mr. Random.
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Are you nervous
for your big date?
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I wasn't until
you said that right then.
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Nuritza,
do the card thing again.
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I gotta know how this date
is gonna go.
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All will be revealed.
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The King
and Queen of hearts...
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a goodnight kiss.
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Ooh!
La La!
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Ask the cards
what kind of kiss.
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French or Lithuanian?
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No.
It can't be...
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the worst card possible...
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remove from deck.
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[ Both gasp ]
What does it mean?!
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Calamity, catastrophe,
cataclysm!
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Well,
what does that mean?
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Really, really bad stuff
will happen after they kiss!
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So,
it's a Lithuanian kiss.
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Sorry, Prangle, I guess
you gotta call off the date.
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Look, Tiggy,
I own a mirror.
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I know
what I'm working with.
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It's a bunch
of lemons,
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and if Amritha -- her name
is Amritha, by the way --
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wants to make lemonade
out of it,
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I say squeeze a--
squeeze away.
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But the cards!
Save it.
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I gotta
go make reservations
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at the pinnacle of fine dining,
Shoo-B-Doops.
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Don't try to stop me.
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So, we're all gonna try
to stop him, right?
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Oh, yeah.
Definitely. Yeah!
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♪♪
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So that's
two strawberry malts
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and a basket of double
fried pickles, extra ranch.
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Health department!
Everybody freeze!
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This is
a surprise inspection!
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Surprise!
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But we just had
a surprise inspection last week.
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Which makes this
all the more surprising.
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[ Noisemaker blows ]
Happy birthday!
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Mazel tov!
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We have
reason to believe
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this food is giving people
the bathroom ballet!
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The water closet waltz!
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The diarrhea disco!
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I can assure you there is
nothing wrong with our food.
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There's a cat
in my soup!
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We don't serve soup!
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Violation!
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The floor's covered
in broken glass!
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Opa! Surprise!
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Violation!
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My salad fork is
on the wrong side.
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Violation?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Is that a dog
in your restaurant?
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He's the inspector.
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I'm a violation!
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That's it!
We're shutting your butts down!
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Leave.
Go now.
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Goodbye.
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But we're on a
hi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ll!
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Looks like
they're closed.
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We ruined Prangle's date!
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Yeah!
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I guess we'll have to go
to one of the other
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thousands of restaurants
nearby.
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Other restaurants, right.
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Okay, new plan -- everybody
do something, anything!
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And go!
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Go!
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Oh, I guess
they're open now.
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Oooh!
I call shotgun!
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[ Chuckles ]
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Beep beep beep
beep beep beep!
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You don't go on many dates,
do you?
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Hello!
I'll be your waiter today.
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My name is --
Tiggy?
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Are you trying
to ruin my date?
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No?
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Is that a lie?
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It sounded more like
a question than a statement,
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which makes me think
it was a lie.
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Wha-a-a-a-a-t?
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Wha-a-a-t? Wha-a-a-t?
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Do you two
know each other?
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No!
Yes!
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So, you don't
know each other?
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Yes!
No! Okay, then.
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Well, I'll have
a grilled cheese.
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One grilled cheese,
extra stinky onions!
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No.
Just a grilled cheese.
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One extra garlicky
grilled cheese!
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No.
No garlic.
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One cheese-which,
hold the stench!
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And for the
disgusting gentleman.
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Since I know you're trying
to sabotage me,
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I better
order something safe.
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I'll have
the cheeseburger surprise.
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One cheeseburger surprise.
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Extry...surprise.
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I love surprises.
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I'll be ba-ack.
[ Chuckles ]
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Could you
give me a push?
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So, tell me, uh,
what's your favorite --
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top-five favorite fish.
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Alright, this guy,
what kind of horrible,
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date-ruining concoction
are you cooking up?
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One grilled cheese
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and a cheeseburger surprise,
extra surprise.
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The surprise is instead of
your traditional cheddar,
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I used brie.
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What's so horrible about that?
It looks delicious!
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Au contraire.
There's no garnish.
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I deliberately left off
the parsley,
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rendering the dish
inedible!
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[ Laughs ]
What?
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That's not
gonna ruin nothing!
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What are we
gonna do now?
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Gweeseek, please,
I'm trying to think!
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Wait, I see where
you're going with this.
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I'll skate over
and accidentally...
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shove Prangle's
cheeseburger surprise
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right in his face...
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making him
look foolish!
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Too foolish to kiss!
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Genius,
Gweeseek, genius.
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Ho ho!
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This guy,
shove me.
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I must warn you,
I can shove very hard.
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I can take it.
Do your worst.
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And that
is why tuna fish
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is a very poor choice
on your part.
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Aaaaaah!
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I've heard of fast food before,
but...
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Oh, I shoulda thought of
the punchline before I started.
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[ Groans ]
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How is everything?
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I suppose it's perfect
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and you're on the road
to romance.
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Actually,
there's a problem here.
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Really?
Look at this plate.
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Yeah?
There's no garnish!
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I can't eat this!
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Well,
I'll be darned. Mm-hmm.
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Don't let this waiter
who I don't know's
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terrible service
ruin our night.
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Why don't we skip
straight to dessert?
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You keep a pie
in your hat?
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It's my emergency pie.
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In case of emergencies.
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Like this one.
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You'd share your emergency pie
with me?
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That's kinda sweet
in a really weird way.
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You don't have lice,
do you?
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No,
of course not,
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unless you like it,
then yes.
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[ Laughs ]
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♪♪
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Hey!
What's the big idea?
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So this is where you sneak off
to all hours of the night?
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Nuritza?
Don't you Nuritza me!
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I'm your wife!
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You're married?
No!
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I've never seen this woman
in my life!
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Well, I have,
but not in this context.
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How can you say that about
the mother of your child?
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Dada?
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Okay,
that is not my son!
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Dada not want me?!
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[ Sobbing ]
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Okay, I don't know
what's going on here,
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but that's obviously
not your baby.
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He's a full-grown man.
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That may be so,
but regardless,
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I'm gonna need
someone to change me.
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Right...
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now.
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This whole night has been
one disaster after the next.
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I know.
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My friends did everything
they could to ruin this for me.
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But you didn't
let that stop you.
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Much like the mail,
you delivered.
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Well, then,
maybe I could deliver you
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to your doorstep
with a pleasant walk home?
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That would be nice.
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No! Stop!
Remove from deck!
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Ugh.
What is it now?
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It was in the cards!
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After you two kiss,
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there will be calamity,
catastrophe, cataclysm!
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Whoa. Kiss?
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You all just assumed
we would kiss?
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00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:04,685
Well, yeah.
Kinda.
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Pretty much.
[ Meows ]
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Look, I don't kiss
on the first date,
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especially with someone
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who won't stop
talking about fish.
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It's a breath thing.
That's fair.
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No kiss...
no disaster!
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Looks like
we're in the clear!
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Maybe, but maybe not.
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True, Prangle's repulsive
fish breath
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prevented the first half
of the prediction, the kiss,
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but does that negate
the inevitability
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of Nuritza's
foretold catastrophe?
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Does free will exist,
or is it merely an illusion?
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So basically, you're saying
the disaster could still happen.
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Correct.
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You're telling me you all
ruined my date for nothing?
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Yeah, but, Prangle,
don't be so glum.
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It's a beautiful evening,
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the moon is burning bright
in the sky --
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really bright,
in fact.
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That's not the moon.
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♪♪
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Eh, what the heck.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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