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♪♪

Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- Come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

♪♪

-Hoist the sail! -Aye aye, Captain!

Swab the deck!

Aye aye, Captain!

Fire the cannon!

Aye aye, Captain!

First mate, what do ye see?

A storm, dead ahead!

Should we change course?

Never! A storm can't stop the likes of us!

But, sir -- If I say we sail, we sail!

Or my name's not Long John Denver.

First mate, hoist the nachos!

Aye aye! Swab the guac!

-Aye aye! -Could you hand me that hammer?

-Aye aye! -Belay that order!

I'm in charge here! [ Grunts ]

And now you're blocking the movie!

Insubordination!

Boss, we're barricading the windows

in preparation for the storm.

What storm? I haven't heard of any storm!

Storm alert!

Danny Icicles reporting on the storm of the century.

They're calling it Hurricane Scrappy,

and if it's anything like my Labradoodle Scrappy,

it'll leave the living room in shambles

and won't stop soiling the new rug.

Hahaha. [ Pay phone rings ]

Hello? Oh, hey, honey.

Ah, geez. It was just a joke.

Yes, I know the dog has digestive issues.

We must take action, before it is too late.

Here, help me board up the windows.

Have you all forgotten who's the captain around here?

'Cause it's me!

Not that lily-livered landlubber!

Regardless of whether I "lub" the land or not, which I do,

we must prepare for this storm.

Never! A storm can't stop the likes of us.

If I say we sail, we sail!

First mate! Aye aye, Captain!

Maintain the course! Fatten the sails!

Lower the drawbridge!

Fire the canon!

We don't have a-- Aaaah!

Whoa!

Oh, did you lose your bowling ball?

Don't worry, I got it.

[ Grunting ]

[ Plop! ]

Boss, if you're not going to help us,

please just watch the pirate movie in your office.

No one tells Cap'n Boss what to do!

I'm gonna go watch the pirate movie in my office!

-Grawk! -Sheesh.

This pirate stuff's really got Boss going overboard.

Grawk! Overboard!

Personally, I don't see the appeal.

When you look past their keen fashion sense,

pirates are nothing more than the criminals of the sea.

Huh-huh-huh. I like their swords.

Huh-huh-huh.

Huh-huh-Huh! Grawk!

Quite. I'm going to get started on the basement.

Could you take over here?

Grawk! Take over!

Aye aye! I-I mean, yes my liege.

I-I mean, um, okay.

Almost got it.

Almost...

[ Thunder crashes ]

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Is that the best ye got?

Ya ha har!

Captain! [ Gurgling ]

I think we should turn back.

How dare ye question my orders!

But, the crew -- The crew will do as I say

or walk the plank!

[ Thunder crashes ]

[ Grunts ]

You tell 'em, Long John!

I love this guy!

Grawk! Overboard!

Boss overboard!

Boss overboard?

Take over! Grawk!

Take? Over?

Huh-huh-huh! Grawk!

Evil laughter?

What are you trying to tell me, just spit it out!

Mutiny.

First chance we get, we throw him overboard,

and then we take over!

Huh-huh-huh!

Me own crew conspiring against me?

Me own crew conspiring against me.

But, what do I do?

This rebellion must be quashed!

Yaaah!

Oh, of course.

I'll just squash it. Duh.

Back ye fiends!

Aah!

I'm gonna assume this all ends great for the captain.

Yar! Did you think I was blind?

That I wouldn't see what was happening under me

very own schnoz?

Mutiny! It's a foot.

And the foot really stinks!

Boss, we can't mutiny.

This isn't even a ship.

No mutiny, Eh?

Then why am I standing in the middle of a giant booby trap?

Boss, language.

Don't play dumb with me.

I invented dumb.

I ammmmm dumb.

And I know why you put that bucket right there

in that exact spot!

To catch that leak? Wrong!

You were banking on old clumsy Captain Boss

to step in it, like this!

Argh! [ Bucket clanks ]

And then hop up and down

on my hurt toesies, like this!

Ow, ow, ow, ow!

And then this would happen!

[ Grunts ] And then you sick maniacs would take this 2x4

and whack me in the head...

like this!

Aahaha. Ouch.

Ouch is right.

But ya wouldn't stop there!

Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ow! Eeyoweeyoweeyoweeyow!

Please, no more violence.

And I'd be so dizzy...

Boss, careful.

...that I'd painfully fall down

the basement stairs, like this!

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ahh! [ Bucket clanking ]

Well, that was weird.

I fear Boss has developed a rather severe case of DPD.

Not DPD!

What's DPD?

Delusional pirate disorder.

Delusional pirate disorder.

Yeah, yeah, said it at the same time,

actually, yeah.

As long as it's in the first stage,

we still have hope.

What's the second stage?

Sea Shanties.

Boss: Yo ho!

Blow the man down!

That's a fast-moving disorder.

So, what do we do?

Outta sight, outta mind.

We can't just lock him down there.

Watch me.

[ Chain rattles ]

But... Tiggy, she's right.

Boss is better off out of harms way.

You keep watch.

Under no circumstances should you let him out.

Okay, but what if --

Under no circumstances.

Okay. Right.

Got it.

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No, no, don't put the dog on. I ju--

No, I don't want -- Heyyyyy, Scrappy.

Y-yes, I did buy the cheap dog food.

But it was on sale!

[ Electricity thuds ]

Power's out.

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Thanks, Seeksie.

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Arrrr.

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[ Chair snaps ] Arrrr.

♪♪

S.

I mean, arrrr.

♪♪

Tiggy. Tiggy.

Boss?

Tiggy, would you open the door?

Please?

I can't. Under no circumstances.

But, Tiggy, I'm hungry.

I haven't eaten for weeks.

I'm sorry, Boss.

It's for your own good.

Ohhh. My tummy.

Please Tiggy, let me out.

Here, I'll bring you something to eat.

No, no, no! Uh, how will you know what I want?

What are you in the mood for?

I don't know, you know me. I'll eat anything.

Well, okay. How about Greek?

I had Greek for lunch.

I thought you hadn't eaten for weeks?

I had Greek for lunch weeks ago.

Okay, burgers?

I had burgers for lunch.

But you said you had Greek.

It's called fusion, and it's delicious...

but I don't want it right now.

Okay. Um, sandwiches?

Everyone likes sandwiches.

A burger is a sandwich!

Indian food? I said I didn't want sandwiches!

Ugh! Ya know what?

Just get your own food.

You fool! I always want sandwiches!

Arrrrr!

[ Whimpers ]

Can I get a little more light?

How's that?

It'll do.

Yo ho, yo ho...

Over the plank ye go.

[ Gasps ] [ Thud ]

Hey! I can't see what I'm doing here.

Aah!

[ Thunder crashes ]

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You tree are on trial for treason in the first degree.

Any last words before ye walk the plank?

Before I perish, I must quote a parable --

Anyone else have any less boring last words?

Pass.

Gweeseek?

Okay, I'll speak for the both of us.

Boss, you are the captain of the department,

and we didn't listen to your orders,

but it wasn't treason.

Sometimes even the captain's wrong.

I mean, look around, don't you think

this has gotten a little out of hand?

Let's just forget all this pirate junk

and go back to how things used to be.

Just a couple of friends, eating nachos,

watching pirate movies.

Well, not that. We should never do that again.

But you know what I mean?

I do, Tiggy.

I do know you what you mean.

But I don't care!

Prepare to walk the plank ye scurvy dogs!

Nice going, kid!

We're doomed!

Oh, squiggles!

Muahahahaha--

J-j-j-j-aaah!

[ All gasps ]

[ Vibrating ]

What the heck are you guys doing

tied up at a time like this?

Can't you see there's a hurricane?!

Well, at least everything's back to normal.

Aaah! Yar!

I'm a pirate again!

[ High-pitched ] Oh no! Ayayay!

Wait, where am I?

Aaah! Yar!

Don't worry, if I know anything about electricity,

one more strike and Boss should be as good as new.

Aaah! Yar!

Boy, all that lightning sure did work up an appetite.

Thanks for making me this sandwich.

Aye aye, Captain.

Well, the hurricane has run its course,

and my dog has run away from home.

Scrappy, if you're out there, please come back.

I won't buy the discounted dog food anymore.

And no more baths!

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[ Meows ]

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