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♪♪

Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- Come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

♪♪

[ Telephone ringing ]

Hello? Prangle: Hi, is -- is Mr. Walls there?

No, sorry.

What -- what about Mrs. Walls?

No, there are no walls here.

[ Chuckles ] No walls?

Then how does your house stay up?

[ Laughter ]

Hold on, I'll get out my credit card number.

[ Laughter ]

Oh! My turn! My turn!

Okay, but this better be funny.

Get ready for a laugh riot.

[ Telephone rings ]

Department of Lost and found, This Guy speaking.

Who may I say is calling?

[ Deep voice ] Hi, my name is Blubby...

uh...Krinkles!

And what may I help you find today, Mr. Krinkles?

I lost my --

myself!

Hehehe! Ssshhh!

Oh, how profound.

I too often feel lost, alone, dare I say...

misunderstood.

Oh, uh, really?

Uh, that's a...

a laugh riot.

There is a dark irony to it, yes.

Never feeling like you belong.

Why am I not laughing?

I found a place where I belong...

the circus! [ Chuckles ]

Ah, the circus.

The romance of traveling the countryside

with your fellow misfits,

forging the sweet bond of friendship.

A fruit I've never tasted.

Wrap it up!

Uh, the lions are loose and eating people.

I'll call ya back!

Maybe we should go spend some time with This Guy.

He sounded kinda lonely.

Boohoo, everybody's lonely.

It's not my responsibility he's a boring loser.

Now if you excuse me, my mom is making baklava.

[ Pole screeches ]

♪♪

Hey, This Guy!

I was thinking

we should really hang out, you know,

like a couple uh, like, a couple of fellow misfits!

Actually, Tiggy, I'm expecting a friend to ring me

on the telephone at any moment.

You don't mean Blubby Krinkles, do you?

Why yes.

But how do you know Blubby Krinkles?

Me? I, uh, saw him at the circus once.

Ah, yes, he's touched so many lives.

But what if he doesn't exist -- I mean, call you back?

Oh, I'd be fine...

just another disappointment in my long, long life.

Well, uh, gotta go.

Gweeseek's making baklava.

[ Telephone rings ]

Department of Lost and Found.

[ Deep voice ] Hi, is your refrigerator running?

Haha. Just kidding, don't check.

It's me, Blubby Krinkles.

[ Laughs ]

Oh, Blubby, you must be the circus's finest clown

because that was hilarious!

A clown? Aw, maybe someday. Just kidding.

But for now, I'm a humble sword swallower.

I'm sure the little boys and girls

of the circus love to see you in agony.

Yeah, those kids sure do love their agony.

[ Yowls ] [ Normal voice ] Ow, stop scratching me.

What was that? [ Deep voice ] I said

Doc-- uh, Cratchingly.

He's my cat. I mean, roommate.

Doc? So, he's a doctor?

Might I trouble him for a medical consultation.

Why not? Doctors love giving free advice.

[ Southern accent ] This is Doc Cratchingly, definitely a doctor.

Well, that's reassuring.

Doc, I have a rash on my elbow that will not go away.

Mmm-hmm, could you describe the rash.

Well, it's starting to flake.

Okay, that's gross enough, thank you.

I subscribe a spoonful of raspberry jam

smeared on it twice daily.

A doctor and a sword swallower? Living together?

What fun! Well, if you think we're fun,

wait till you meet the third roommate!

Why did I say that?

I can't wait! Who is it going to be?

[ Slow-pitched voice ] Choo Choooooooo? Johnson?

It's me, Choo Choo Johnson!

Pleasure to meet you, Choo Choo.

Now I'm guessing with a name like that,

that you must be a train conductor!

Choo choo! It's me, Choo Choo Johnson!

[ Southern accent ] Sorry. Choo Choo's two horses

shy of a hootenanny.

If you catch my drift.

[ Deep voice ] If I had to pick,

I'd say that Excalibur was the tastiest sword

I've ever swallowed.

Though I do like a good machete every now and again.

[ Southern accent ] And I told him, Sorry,

we're plum out of livers,

but we've got plenty of spleens!

[ Laughs ] What an amusing scenario

involving a very sick man.

[ Both laugh ]

[ Both sobbing ]

The bearded lady's beard, it's fake.

I knew it! Doctors can always tell.

How scandalous!

I'm Choo Choo Johnson!

[ Laughing ] Yes, you are.

Blubby, Doc and Choo Choo,

over this last year we've become such good friends.

Dare I say, best friends?

[ Normal voice ] I guess we are best friends.

Blubby, your voice?

[Deep voice ] Uh, something got caught in my throat,

and by something, I mean my feelings.

[ Southern accent ] You're the best friend a simple, country doctor could have.

[ Slow-pitch ] Choo Choo Johnson.

Well put, Choo Choo.

I have three best friends, and I've never been happier.

To celebrate I will cook a feast tonight!

You three are the guests of honor,

you must be there.

[ Deep voice ] Uh, we're all busy. Oh.

I understand.

It was foolish to think anyone would

want to spend time with me.

No, we really do want to spend time with you,

it's just -- Then you'll be there?

Wouldn't miss it for the world.

Gweeseek, what do we do?

If we don't go, This Guy will be crushed.

There's absolutely no way this could get any worse.

I'm having friends over tonight, and if you don't come,

I'll be crushed.

I also wouldn't miss it for the world.

Wonderful!

Why did I say that?

Why do I keep agreeing to things?

[ Meows ] Okay, all is not lost.

We just need to swallow our pride

and ask Boss, Nuritza, and Prangle to bail us out.

No. No. No.

But... I swallowed my pride.

We're not dressing up as a bunch of goofball characters.

You can't treat us like this, Tiggy.

We have our own lives.

But Boss, you can be Choo Choo Johnson,

All he says is: "Choo choo! It's me, Choo Choo Johnson."

It's right up your alley.

I'm sick of being type-cast!

I've got range!

[ Sighs ]

Well, Gwee, it's just you and me.

Oh, no you don't.

[ Doorbell rings ]

Hey there, best friend!

Blubby Krinkles?

Who else?

You look...

exactly how I imagined.

I thought you'd be more muscular.

Haha just kidding. Can I pop a squat? Thanks.

Make yourself at home.

Say, where are Doc and Choo Choo?

I assumed you'd all arrive together.

We drove separately because I got a new car

and wanted to take a spin.

Oooh! May I see it?

Yeah. Look outside.

It's, uh, behind that bush that it's exactly the same shape as.

Oh, yes.

Howdy T-G!

Doc? How did you get in here?

The dang door was wide open!

What were you, raised in a barn?

Cuz that'd be great, we'd have a lot in common.

Haha! I was raised in the forest.

Where is Choo Choo?

I think he's downstairs!

I'll grab him.

Stairs?

Choo Choo, coming at ya.

Choo choo -- wah!

Choo Choo, is, uh... Running late.

He said to eat without him. [ Bell dings ]

Oh, just in time, dinner is ready!

Great! I could eat a horse!

Blubby, I cooked your favorite.

Excalibur.

Yes, the mythical sword.

Fresh from the stone.

Say ahhh.

No! Wait!

But why?

Oh, of course, Tiggy's not here yet.

He would love to see Blubby's circus tricks.

He's a big fan.

Tiggy, right...

Tiggy.

I gotta use the can!

[ Door closes ]

Oh no! I forgot my normal clothes!

This Guy: Is everything alright in there?

Uhhh... [ Knock on door ]

Just jiggle the handle!

Sorry I'm late, big guy?

Where is everybody?

Why did I say that?!

What is wrong with me?!

Tiggy, what happened to your clothes?

Clothes?

Oh, duh!

I knew I forgot something!

Oh, and you brought Gweeseek!

Uh, sure did!

Fantastic, let me introduce you to Blubby.

[ Gasps ]

What's happened to Blubby's head?

It requires medical attention!

Doc! Doc! We need you! It's urgent!

[ Sighs ] Don't worry about flushing!

Why won't he open up?

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Groans ] Tiggy?

Why are you wearing that doctor's hat?

Tiggy? Never heard of him.

I'm Doc Cratchingly. Howdy.

Tiggy, explain yourself!

What happened to Doc?

Who beheaded Blubby Krinkles?

And where is Choo Choo Johnson?

Ohhh, look, I have to be honest with you --

Chooooooo chooooooooo!

Choo choo?

It's me, Choo Choo Johnson!

Ha! I was starting to think this was all a rouse.

Chee chee!

It's me, the Chee Chee man.

Sorry, I'm late. My mom drives slowly.

Two Choo Choos?

Choo chooooooooo!

Tis but I!

Choo Choo Johnson.

If I blow my whistle, do I not choo...

choo?

I told ya, Tiggy, I got range.

Tiggy...

Now, This Guy,

before you get mad --

Me? Mad? Oh, why?

Because you lied? Deceived me for months on end?

Betrayed my open heart all

because you thought I was lonely?!

Well, I was.

I felt alone, but now I know

you all are truly my friends.

You do? Only a friend would go to so much trouble just for me.

Huh, I guess I am a good person.

Well, I wouldn't go that far.

[ Keypad clicks, phone ringing ]

Shh. It's ringing, it's ringing!

[ Laughter ]

Hello, is this the utility company?

I would like to pay my bill.

Uhhh...

Joke's on them.

I've already paid three months in advance.

Ah-haha.

Well, Blubby, looks like we're not needed here after all.

Time to go help another lying, young boy.

Haha, just kidding.

Choo Choo!

♪♪

[ Meows ]

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