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Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- Come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

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And ah-"X" ah-marks the spot.

You sure you want to do that?

Um, yeah. This is the winning move.

If you say so.

'Kay...

And ah-"X" ah-marks the...

[ Giggling ]

What?! What's wrong with this?!

It's...interesting.

Interesting right or interesting wrong?!

Just...interesting how your mind works.

Why, thank you. W-Wait. Wait a second!

She thinks I'm dumb. Well, I'll show her dumb.

Your move, Skipaaaay.

I win! Ohhhh!

She twisted my brain up!

And since I won, you have to do whatever I say.

Wait. Really? And I say...

Wear Gweeseek on your head like a wig!

What? No! You're not the boss of me.

-Are too. -Are not!

-Are too! -Are not!

-Are too! -Are not!

-Are too! -Are not!

Vacation time, baby!

-Boss, you're leaving? -Yep!

I nabbed myself a round-trip ticket

to the mystical island of Ohio.

But if you're gone, who's in charge?

Ugh! Do I have to do everything around here?

Fine.

Fiddle dee, fiddle do, the next department boss is you.

That little girl is in charge.

Moi? Yeah, whatever.

Here's the keys. You're the boss.

Sayonara, suckers!

Oh, that boss.

He sure is a wacky guy. Heh. But ya gotta love him.

Now let's figure out who's really in charge.

Actually, Tiggy, "fiddle dee, fiddle do"

is legally binding in most states.

[ Scoffs ] Give me a break.

According to this workplace manual, she is correct.

Skippy is the boss.

-Told ya. -No way!

N-Nuritza, you're mean. Tell Skippy to go fly a kite!

Neh. I want to see where this goes.

Well, lookee here.

I've already prepared a list of your new duties.

[ Xylophone twinkling ]

An itemized list? Impressive.

Ugh. Okay, fine. I guess I better get started.

Aren't you forgetting something?

Your wig.

Now get to work!

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[ Grunts ] Huh?

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[ Grunting ]

-Aah! Aah! -[ Skippy laughing ]

No!

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[ Grunting ]

Ugh.

[ Bird screeches ]

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Unghhh! Unghhh!

[ Thunderous drum beating ]

[ Grunting ]

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Well, the best part about hitting rock bottom

is that things can't get any worse.

[ Clanging ]

Blblblblblblblb! Unh!

Nuritza, what are you doing?!

Skippy told me to get rid of the fire pole.

What?! She can't do that!

'Course I can. I'm the boss.

♪ La la la la la la la ♪

Sorry, kid. This brings me no joy.

[ Laughing evilly ]

Face it, Seek. We can't defeat Skippy.

She's pure evil!

And we're good! Good never defeats evil!

If we want this to end,

we're gonna have to make a deal with the devil.

[ Gweeseek meows ]

That's right. Him.

[ Rumbling ]

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[ Gate creaking ]

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Tiggy: He's a master manipulator...

who's spent more time in time-out

than any child in history.

[ Click ]

The only thing he loves more than mayhem is candy.

The ancient Greeks called him Hades.

The Sumerians called him Enki.

But I call him...

[ Creaking ]

...Champ.

Hello, Big Head. I've been expecting you.

You have? No, not really.

But what I have been expecting...

is a stinkin' pinkin' lollipop!

Is that really so much to ask?!

Champy wants a lolli!

Aaaah! [ Sobbing ]

Well, what is it, Big Head?

I...I need your help.

Ha! I wouldn't help you

if you had a million lollipops!

You don't have a million lollipops, do you?

No. Then we're done here.

Ta-ta!

So...I guess you're not interested

in out-bratting Skippy?

Skippy? Intriguing.

If I out-brat the brattiest brat,

then I'd be the brattiest brat that ever brat!

Okay, Big Head, I'll help you destroy Skippy.

But it won't be pretty.

I'll do anything! I'll do anything.

T-That's what I said. That's what I said.

Why are you copying me? Why are you copying me?

Champ! This is really obnoxious!

Precisely.

Copy everything she says. It will drive her crazy.

Copy her? That's it? That's all you've got?

Believe in Champy!

Wha-- Whatever. This whole thing was a mistake.

Come on, Gwee. We gotta figure out

which three buses to take home.

[ Door thuds ]

[ Hammering ]

Phew. How far does this thing go?

[ Hammering ]

Tiggy! Where were you?!

I were -- I-I mean, we -- we was -- I mean, we --

Relax. I know you've been working hard.

And as a reward, I've decided we should have a little fun.

Really? Fun sounds, uh, fun.

It sure does.

Now sit in that tank so we can dunk ya!

A dunk tank?

[ Ominous music plays ]

Is -- Is that a shark in there?

No, of course not.

It's a family of sharks.

Oh! I almost forgot.

Unh!

Now climb on up. Huh?

[Echoing] Copy everything she says. It'll drive her crazy.

Huh? Believe in Champy!

Well, what are you waiting for?

Well, what are you waiting for?

What was that, Tiggy? What was that, Tiggy?

Stop copying me! Stop copying me.

Tiggy!

This isn't funny! This isn't funny!

-Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! -Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it!

-Stop, stop, stop it! -Stop, stop, stop it!

Fine! Don't get dunked! I don't care!

Just stop being annoying!

It worked!

Good job, Big Head.

Hey, where'd the other one go?

Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

Tiggy: Gwee, no! [ Gweeseek meows ]

Aww, nuts!

Aah!

Ahh, Big Head. I knew you'd be back.

Ready to embrace your inner Champ?

I sure am!

I got two of them. It's the weirdest thing,

They just pop up -- Uhhhh, nobody cares.

Now hush up and listen to Champy!

Let's start simple.

Say she wants you to do something.

It's lunch time! Hurry up with my cucumber sandwich!

Champ: So you take it slow.

And I mean slo-o-o-o-o-o-w.

Coooooommmmminnnnng riiiiiggggghhhhhttt upppppppp.

No! Even slower.

Tiggy! Hurry it up!

Beeee

riiiiggghht

theeerrre.

Uhhhhhhhh...ohhhhhhhhh.

Tiggy!

Then when you've got her right where you want her...

Mustard?! Gross!

Make it again!

...go limp.

I would, but my arms don't work.

Whoop. There go my legs.

We're talking 60 pounds of dead weight.

Arrrgh! Come on, Tiggy!

I'm the boss! You gotta do what I say! [Squeals]

But the fun's just getting started.

Ehhh!

[ Fart! ]

A whoopie cushion?

[ Laughter ]

Tiggy! Stop being a brat!

[ Chuckles ] "Kick me"?

What if somebody did? Can you imagine?

Stay focused!

It's time for the nuclear option.

You don't mean...?

That's right.

Full...blown...tantrum.

[ Inhales deeply ]

Waaaaah!

[ Dramatic music plays ]

Champ: Yes! Yes! Louder! Louder!

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Who wants a souvenir?

[ Glass shatters ]

What?!

I leave my job as carelessly as I can,

and this is what I come back to?!

Who did this?!

[ Growling ]

[ Chuckles nervously ]

Now, you're gonna stay down there

and think about what you've done!

Champ: Did you bring the stuff?

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Mmm. It's pure.

Champ?

Shoulda brought me a lolli.

So...you were working together to, what,

crush my spirit?

To turn me inside out?

Make me live out the rest of my days in a hole?!

-Yep. -Pretty much.

But...why?

Both: Because we're bored!

[ Both laughing ]

Well, at least I still have you, Seeksie.

Champ: Ahem!

It puts the Gweeseek in the basket.

[ Somber music plays ]

[ Creaking ]

Ohh. All alone.

Don't worry. We'll keep you sane!

Who's up for tic-tac-toe?

Noooooooo!

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