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Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- Come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

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Tiggy: Ah, yes, a rare sight.

The wild, domesticated house cat

playing in its natural habitat.

Note the elegance as she bats at the toy

with her squishable jelly-bean paws.

[ Bird squawks ]

She's on the hunt.

Hey, Seeksie, whatcha got there?

[ Bird squawks ]

Get your cat's filthy jelly-bean paws off my desk!

Boss, what is that thing?

I thought you'd never ask!

Tiggy, I'd like you to meet...

Lady Beakley!

Finally, we have an office pet.

Well, what about Gweeseek?

What about her?

She's a -- Never mind.

Uh, what tricks can she do?

More like what tricks can not she do!

Alright, Beakley, do your thing.

Grawk! Beakley wants a cracker!

-Oh, neat. She can talk. -This isn't a game!

If Beakley wants a cracker, Beakley gets a cracker!

Grawk! Cracker! Grawk!

Pronto! Andale! And I mean ándale!

[ Tiggy screams ]

Grawk! Pretty bird.

Grawk!

I don't see any crackers!

Look harder! [ Grunts ]

Grawk! Beakley wants a...

[ Growls ] [ Squawks ]

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[ Squawks ]

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[ Squawks ]

[ Beakley squawking ]

My stuff! And my things!

Not to mention my junk!

Oh, my snow globe.

Ohh! It's all shaken up! Ruined!

[ Glass shatters ]

This is the first and final straw!

Gweeseek is going to obedience school!

Obedience school! Grawk!

What? Gweeseek doesn't need training.

She is not a bad cat!

Bad cat! Grawk!

Stay out of this, you!

Gweeseek will not set paw in this department

until she's graduated.

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[ Sighs ] I can't believe this day is finally here.

One minute, you're a kitten,

next thing I know, it's off to school.

Oh, look, you got some schmutz on your face.

They grow up so fast. [ Sniffles ]

Now go on and make your papa proud.

Ohh! And don't forget your lunch!

[ Mouse squeaks ]

[ Cats meowing ]

Find your seats, little ones.

Class is about to begin.

Mrs. G? You're teaching the class?

Yes, indeed. She's in good hands.

Whoops.

Good thing they land on their feet.

Come along, precious.

Ahhh. I bet she's gonna be at the top of her class.

Hmm. Maybe I should take a little peek.

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Listen up, fuzz bags!

It's time you learn some manners!

[ Whip crack! ]

Until then, no one graduates!

And I mean no one!

That cat's been here for seven years.

[ Blegh! ]

Aaah! She's mean! Aah!

[ Crash ]

If Gweeseek doesn't graduate,

she'll have to live on the streets.

An alley cat! Her only friends will be the pigeons.

And, sure, they'll hang out for a while

until winter when they all fly south,

but not Gweeseek, because Gweeseek can't fly!

If only I could help her.

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Wait a slickity slecond.

Maybe I c-a-a-a-an!

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[ Sloop! ]

[ Cats meowing ]

Hello. Hi, everyone. Just a normal cat here.

Meow.

You! Giant cat in the back!

No talking!

Yes, Mrs. Grendlesons. Won't happen again.

Good.

Psst! Gweeseek! I'm not really a cat.

It's me -- Tiggy!

I'm here to help you pass the class.

Blue cat! Have you no shame?

Gweeseek, we're not at home where anything goes.

Stop slouching!

[ Whip cracking ]

Come on. Sit up straight. She's coming.

-Ow! -Posture makes perfect.

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Sharing is caring.

Now you all must share this tin of sardines.

[ Cats meow ]

Line up. Single file.

One apiece.

I said one! Don't be greedy!

Gweeseek, if you want to pass, y-you gotta wait your turn.

[ Grunts ] Wait!

I see one cat has self-control.

A treat for you.

Oh, no. No, thank you.

Nonsense. Open up.

[ Gagging ]

Mrs. Grendlesons: Down the hatch.

Ugh!

Good kitty.

The rest of you get an "F"!

[ Groaning ]

A laser offers no reward.

It cannot be caught.

It cannot be eaten.

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Gweeseek, no! Ow!

Bad!

Do not fear me.

I am your friend.

[ Cats yowling ]

Seek, it's not even a real dog!

Bad!

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[ Hisses ]

Bad!

Would you pet me? I'd pet me.

Mrs. Grendlesons: Weird!

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[ Cats yowling ]

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!

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And now to announce who has passed the class.

Please say Gweeseek. Please say Gweeseek. Please say Gweeseek.

None of you! You all fail!

You're rotten, horrid excuses for felines!

What? Horrid? Gweeseek's not horrid!

-Quiet! -But -- Aah! Gah! Gah!

Bad cat!

Hey! Hey! Stop that! Enough!

I am not a bad cat!

In fact, none of these cats are bad!

You just sit there and judge us and -- and lecture us

j-just because we can't resist lasers a-and we hate dogs?

Well, humans start wars

a-and then honk at people in traffic.

But we're supposed to be the bad ones?!

Puh-leeeease!

"Please"?

Oh, yes! Finally!

A cat with manners!

Congratulations!

You graduate!

Me? Wow! Really?!

I mean, this is all happening so fast.

Now get out there and move mountains!

You all could learn a thing or two from that cat.

Guess who graduated obedience school!

Gweeseek?

Ooh. Right. Right.

That's what I was doing.

Gweeseek had to graduate, not me.

Sorry. [ Chuckles ] I'll be back.

[ Whistles ] Grawk! Pretty bird! Pretty bird!

All you ever talk about is yourself!

What about me?! I want to feel pretty!

-Pretty bird! -Pretty boss!

-Pretty bird! -Pretty boss!

-Pretty bird! -Pretty boss!

And that is why you will never graduate.

Especially you!

[ Cats meowing ]

Mrs. G wouldn't know a bad cat if it bit her in the butt!

Well, Earth to her butt, it's time to get bit.

Yo, Teach!

[ Rock music plays ]

Got room for one more?

Yes, yes. Take a seat.

Where do you want me to take it?

That's enough lip!

Lip? You tryin' to kiss me?

Eww! You hear that?

She's trying to kiss me. Huh! As if!

They get worse every year.

Don't worry, Gwee. It's just an act.

I'm not actually a bad boy from the '80s.

[ Bubble pops ]

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No chewing gum in class!

Eh, that's okay.

I'll save it for latah.

[ Squishing ]

[ Scoffs ]

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Ooh! Who threw that?

I dunno. Amelia Earhart?

Heh heh heh heh heh.

What? Too soon?

Oh, I dropped my chalk.

[ Paper tears ]

Oh, dear!

Heh heh heh. Right? Eh?

Now, I was about to explain lasers again.

Oh, wait. Where is my laser?

Hey, Teach, ya got something on your "shoit."

What? Ohh!

Give me my laser, you awful creature!

I'll give you your laser... when ya give us all diplomas!

Uh-oh.

Hiss! Hiss! [ Hissing ]

Bad!

[ Cats yowling ]

Bad! Bad!

[ Cat screeches ] Ow!

Diplomas! Diplomas! Diplomas!

Ohh!

Fine! You win.

Here. Take your diplomas.

You all graduate!

Look, Gwee! You graduated!

Back! Back!

You wretched beasts!

[ Hisses ] [ Door opens ]

Hello. I'd like to enroll a self-obsessed bird.

Pretty bird! Pretty bird!

You see what I mean?

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

[ Cats growling ]]

Good. G-Good kitties.

[Shakily] Pretty bird.

Ya know, Gweeseek, I do think Mrs. G

taught us something very special today --

that even when things look the most dire

and the -- and the tough get goin',

you just gotta put your nose to the grindstone and --

and swing for the stars! [ Cats yowling ]

You never know. You might just catch the Big Dipper.

[ Crash! ]

I think that's what she was trying to teach us.

Something like that at least. Now let's go home.

[ Cats yowling ]

Somebody call an ambulance!

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