Original subtitles

♪♪

Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- Come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

♪♪

♪♪

Come one, come all

to Boss and Nuritza's haunted house fright-tacular!

The terrors within will make your eyeballs

run for their lives!

Your heart will quit its job!

You'll scream so loud,

your teeth will go deaf!

Who dares be the first to enter?

Me, me, me! I dare!

Scram, junior! This isn't for babies!

Aw! We're not babies!

Boss!

Tiggy, we can't have unsupervised children

running amok in our murder mansion.

But -- But...

what if we were supervised?

Well, then you could come right in.

But good luck finding a chump with no plans on Halloween!

[ Scoffs ] She's right.

Where we gonna find a chump with no plans on Halloween...

♪♪

Gweeseek,

we found ourselves a chump!

♪ Goo-raaaaa ♪

♪ Goo-raaaaa ♪

♪ Goo-raa ♪ ♪ Goo-goo-ga-gaaaaa ♪

♪ This Guy ♪

♪ What are you doing? ♪

Are you mocking my mantra? I don't know, maybe.

Look, I need an adult to get into the haunted house.

I was thinking -- you! Come on!

I do not participate in All Hallow's Eve.

This so-called "holiday",

is an ill-advised stirring of a supernatural soup

I've avoided for generations.

Wait. Halloween scares you?

Correct.

What if I can guarantee

that nothing bad will happen tonight?

Unlikely. Well, now hold on, now.

Um, did you know that, uh, long ago,

in olden times, people thought that, uh...

cats were magic and could protect them from,

um, s-supernatural soups?

It is true, the ancient Egyptians believed

felines to be a protective talisman

against forces of evil.

Well, whaddaya know? Tell enough lies

and, eventually, you stumble on the truth.

What was that you said? I said,

um, meet your new talisman,

Gweeseek.

Tiggy, I'm touched.

Ahp! Ahp! Ahp!

But only if you accompany me

to the haunted house!

Ooh. I reluctantly accept.

Oh, she's coating me with protection fluid!

Oh, yeah, she'll do that.

Keep it moving. No refunds.

Huh, I see you found your chump.

Chump? Yep!

So, you gotta let us in.

Oh, you can go in, but you may never come out.

Maybe we should turn back while we still can.

C'mon, big guy. You can do it.

Spooky curtains!

[ Gasping ]

Oh!

My name there?

How do they know?!

[ Laughs ]

[ Whimpering ]

This Guy, come on.

Pull yourself together.

♪♪

Ooooh!

Dead man's guts.

Well, surely that can't be legal.

Mm! Tiggy! Didn't you read the sign?

Spaghetti.

Al dente.

[ Electricity crackling ] [ Gasps ]

Tiggy, this is freaking me out.

Oh, how much more must I endure?

Who ya talking to?

Tiggy?

Then who...

[ Screams ] Mephistopheles!

[ Screaming ]

It's -- It's just a piñata, actually!

This has gotta be the least scariest haunted house

in haunted house history.

Did you hear that? Not scary?!

This isn't a haunted house,

it's just a house!

We gotta amp up the scare factor, quick.

Uh-huh, I got it.

Eels. What?

No! Electric eels.

Oh, wait, that's not gonna work.

Where would we plug 'em in?

Just regular eels.

Slow down there, dog boy.

What we need is some good old fashioned "fog."

Hey, I was gonna eat that.

Well, here we are, the end.

Wasn't really scared even once...

[ Coughs ]

Ugh!

[ Coughs ]

Safe in the inner sanctum,

where demons dare not dwell.

♪ Goo-rahhhh ♪ [ Purring ]

♪ Goooooooo-rah ♪

[ Gweeseek meows ] Gweeseek?

♪♪

Goooo-rah!

Goooo-rah!

Gooo-rah!

[ Whimpering ]

Gooo-rah!

[ Screams ]

This Guy!

This Guy!

Can you hear me?

No! It can't be!

He's a...

a ghost!

You left me in the haunted house.

It's true!

I abandoned Tiggy in his time of need,

and now he has returned to haunt me!

You broke our deal! I want Gweeseek back!

No! She is my talisman, the only thing protecting me

from ghosts, such as yourself!

What? Ghost?

Ohhhh! No, this?

Oh, you're gonna laugh. It's kinda kooky.

But, look, look, I'm not a ghost --

Ghosts never know they're ghosts!

Wow. This haunted house is great!

If you like cruddy rip-offs!

Now where's the exit? I can't --

I hate -- I can't stand this.

It's still not scary enough!

That's cause this is all a bunch of cheap junk!

We need something real!

Something that conjures up pure screams of terror.

[ This Guy screams ] Yeah, like that.

This Guy: Be gone, foul spirit!

C'mon! You're being ridiculous.

I am not a ghost.

Aw. Dang it all to poop.

For a second I thought Tiggy was a ghost.

That would've solved all our problems.

Boss, haven't you ever seen a movie?

Ghosts never know they're ghosts.

[ Chuckling ] Oh!

Happy Halloween.

[ Bush rustles ]

Hm?

♪♪

[ Rustles, rapid footsteps ]

♪♪

[ Screams ]

Boss: Get in here!

Tiggy's soul may never find peace.

Another Halloween tragedy.

[ Purring ]

Why are you looking at me like that?

Yes, yes. I know Tiggy is a good friend.

Yes, I know he wouldn't hesitate to save me.

Yes, I know he's incapable of helping himself!

Fine! I'll save him.

Just stop badgering me!

♪♪

I'm running low on protective fluid.

Lick me.

[ Screeches ] [ Cackles ]

It seems I must go on...

alone.

I'm telling you guys, I am not a ghost.

Oh, yeah?

Then why do you have those ghostly shackles?

You put these on me!

Enough lip!

Authentic ghost chills, you better deliver!

Fine. Sure. Whatever.

Ooh, somebody's coming.

[ Howling in distance ]

Aah, seems like I've been going around in circles for hours.

How do you get out of this place?

Hi, Prangle. Holy cow!

A real life ghost?

Mother! Mommy!

Tiggy dying was the best thing

that ever happened to us.

It truly is a Halloween miracle.

♪♪

Ugh. My name's still on it!

Arrgh!

The undead are so brittle.

I was afraid of this? [ Cackling ]

[ Heavy metal music plays ]

Needs salt.

♪♪

Not today, Mephistopheles!

Is this my house?

I don't remember redecorating.

Where's that light switch?

Scare her. Scare her brains out!

But I don't want to.

Both: Scare her.

Scare her. Scare her.

Nobody is scaring anybody anymore!

Get your own ghost!

Uh, again, not a ghost.

Quiet, ghost. You're not going anywhere!

♪♪

That's right. I'm very strong.

It's time for you to move on from this mortal coil.

Do you see a light, my formerly alive friend?

Of course not, because I'm not a --

W-Wait...

I do see a light.

But...

But I-I'm not a ghost.

All: Ghosts never know they're ghosts.

[ Voice breaking ] I'm a ghost! [ Sobs ]

Don't be afraid. Go into the light.

I'm scared!

It's the only way your soul can be at peace.

But what about our haunted house?

Boss, it's his time.

Let him go.

Goodbye, my dear friends.

I'll always be with you.

Right here.

Tiggy, we will never forget you.

Forget who?

Goodbye.

♪♪

He's in a better place now.

[ Whirring ]

Prangle? You're here, too?

I've always been here, Tiggy.

Like, the whole night.

I ca-- can't find my way out. It's like a maze in here.

[ Heavy metal music plays ]

♪♪

[ Meows ]

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